1683 results for ass
| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| I can't believe the asshole LA Dodgers won the World Series again and Don Mattingly gets absolutely nothing his entire career. | Sunday, November 02, 2025 9:49:27 PM | BlueSky |
| These laws are so fucking stupid and put undue burden on tech companies. This increases costs and complexity. Moron leadership in these stupid ass red states In reply to @safety.bsky.app's tweet | Sunday, September 28, 2025 9:08:03 PM | BlueSky |
| Shit guys. This gummy and this glass of wine and I'm gooooood right now | Saturday, August 09, 2025 4:21:19 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing... But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. | Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PM | BlueSky |
| Call me a weirdo, but M&Ms in in a glass of milk is 🔥🔥🔥 There's something about sweet, petroleum-dyed milk and the coldness of the M&Ms with their coating coming off that's top notch | Thursday, May 29, 2025 11:19:27 AM | BlueSky |
| The year is 2025 and politics are so bad, we're passing around George W. Bush videos of him sounding like a scholar and saying "ya know, we didn't like that guy back then, but I'd take him back" | Saturday, April 26, 2025 1:04:05 AM | BlueSky |
| This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn | Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PM | BlueSky |
| Hot take: The Duffer Brothers and Netflix are assholes for taking so long to release the last season of Stranger Things. Like how TF do you take from 2022 to 2025 to release one season when you had prepubescent actors that will look radically different? 9 years for 5 seasons is bananas | Sunday, March 23, 2025 6:46:04 PM | BlueSky |
| You had people writing assembly and shit back in the day and now we have dumbass languages like JavaScript In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:33:02 PM | BlueSky |
| Not sure if anyone knows the Brian Jonestown Massacre, but I'm a huge fan (even though the front man Anton is wayyyy out there). This other emerging artist Tess Parks collaborated with him a few years back and her music could be a drop in replacement for BJM | Wednesday, February 12, 2025 12:22:58 PM | BlueSky |
| WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies. Have the day you deserve, asshat. In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's tweet | Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AM | BlueSky |
| Google changed the assistant's voice and she went from a robotic prude to a saucy sounding minx | Sunday, January 05, 2025 5:08:26 PM | BlueSky |
| Tone sounded assey lol. Sry, didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm just mad at Ohio. I agree with you In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:57:03 PM | BlueSky |
| I hope I passed my AWS exam | Wednesday, December 04, 2024 4:46:10 PM | BlueSky |
| @TracketPacer Dude shut down all the AI troll bots to lower costs now that his Billionaire ass got his way in US politics :/ In reply to @TracketPacer's tweet | Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:00:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JonHusted @berniemoreno O shit. You jagoffs were nearby today? Too bad I wasn't there to heckle yo dumb asses In reply to @JonHusted's tweet | Friday, November 01, 2024 8:12:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiogop How does voting no stop gerrymandering if it lets the same 5 crooked assholes draw the maps? Maps that were deemed unconstitutional 7 times. You are all outside your minds | Friday, November 01, 2024 12:18:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh my GOD just lose already. I can't take this. Don't fuck with me. If you were up 5-0 and blew it at home, you're a bunch of assholes https://t.co/ymxuFISAQZ | Wednesday, October 30, 2024 11:10:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @FrankLaRose. You're an asshole Secretary of State. WTF is this ballot? Why aren't the two main candidates listed first? https://t.co/nhU92qAa6f | Monday, October 28, 2024 7:12:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose @berniemoreno FRANKIE BOY! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PURTO RICANS CUMMING TO AMERICA. Your cult leader is a clown, asshat In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, October 28, 2024 9:33:35 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ohiogop HB6 was a masterclass in deception. Everything your party does is crooked! https://t.co/clEI9UGFqW | Friday, October 18, 2024 8:02:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose I will raise a glass once your term is up and you will never hold public office again, Frankie Boy! In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, September 21, 2024 12:08:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If the Trump campaign was actually smart, they'd use a Taylor Swift song and see how sjer and her regime would react. Rather than the NY post being a bitch ass saying she didn't support Harris. | Wednesday, September 11, 2024 2:52:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @karlykingsley 6.99 for a little ass bag of carcinogenic Doritos. No kidding. I'm not spending 6.99 for this bag of cancer causing chemicals https://t.co/MLpF6ylF2p In reply to @karlykingsley's tweet | Monday, September 02, 2024 10:49:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Here's an example of corporate greed. I'm not paying $6.99 for a little ass bag of chips. They can keep them. They're outside their god damn minds. Inflation is cooling. What is this nonsense? https://t.co/KesBGVCYJL | Thursday, August 15, 2024 2:40:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking air tag was engraved with a poop emoji too. And I had replacement lenses in for those frames under warranty that are now useless. The idea was I didn't have to fuckin buy glasses again this year but now I do. Fuckssake In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, August 12, 2024 1:26:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp I'm glad I can use technology to track my glasses that flew off the top of my car into a busy intersection 1.5 miles from where I pulled out... Air tag was checking in until this morning at 10, when it was likely crushed. Fucking defective ADHD brain | Monday, August 12, 2024 1:24:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads. | Thursday, August 08, 2024 3:27:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I exclusively use the ThinkPad TrackPoint pointer (aka clit mouse). There is a phenomenon I've been experiencing where it moves on its own when I let it go. TIL- this is known as trackpoint drift and it's a pain in the gd ass. AI knows everything https://t.co/CgpRzxovn2 | Friday, August 02, 2024 12:05:35 AM | Twitter Web App |
| First Crowdstrike puts a spiked pole up my ass. Now Digicert. I am going to quit technology. Yall suck | Tuesday, July 30, 2024 5:57:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Gen Z outta ther gd minds. I'm not wearing high ass socks. Was made fun of for that shit in the 90s... I'll wear my low ones like an old, tyvm. https://t.co/GbV1iejLda | Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:47:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lenovo T14 Gen 3 battery life is complete ass. You're lucky to get 45 minutes. Only 107 cycles too https://t.co/qqesMcibPZ | Wednesday, June 26, 2024 10:32:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| You're an asshole to walk long distances in 122 degree heat. This is simple darwinism in the name of religion and I have no sympathy https://t.co/JSXAM6WHTy | Sunday, June 23, 2024 5:15:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck these crusty ass old men. They can eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/GPIr9VmEhN | Thursday, June 20, 2024 10:42:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BofA_Help Thank you. I must have been doing something wrong because I was able to name it correctly and add both my keys. But I really don't understand why it has to be associated with a debt card and ask for my debit card pin, rather than applying to my entire account In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet | Monday, June 17, 2024 5:52:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's also dumb to associate security keys to debit cards rather than having them be account-wide. What if I wanted a backup key? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, June 17, 2024 3:47:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Christ Almighty. Old people are such a pain in the ass | Wednesday, June 05, 2024 1:56:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiogop @ChairmanAlex Stuff it, Alex. While we do indeed have a brainless senile old fart in as a leader right now, your dumbass cult is malicious and worse. | Friday, May 31, 2024 5:22:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What is this ridiculous shit @PayPal Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp | Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I am excited for this switch because the Samsung Tensor chips are embarrassingly backwards. They literally benchmark on par with 4-5 year old iPhones. https://t.co/3LOe5rkVFf | Friday, May 17, 2024 9:03:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways | Wednesday, May 15, 2024 6:20:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @DaveYostOH Not one peep out of this jagoffs mouth when the proud boys were harassing the gays but he has to suck Israel's dick In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet | Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| She's a moron. 1) She is indeed above the law because any common person who doesn't stop is arrested on the spot. 2) If she just pulled over, chances are they let her go and slap her on the wrist. But now she got caught looking like a privileged asshole on bodycam video In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:59:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovMikeDeWine You have ZERO right tweeting about Earth Day when your ass is all entangled in the First Energy Scandal. You fraud In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet | Monday, April 22, 2024 1:34:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ScooterCasterNY @yyeeaahhhboiii2 Isn't this the guy who said the National Guard should shoot at students? Like Kent State 2.0? I wonder why he got fired. Everyone knows it's quite anti-semitic when you call for a massacre of college kids, amirite? In reply to @ScooterCasterNY's tweet | Monday, April 22, 2024 1:24:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This is so incredibly idiotic... Who is the bright one who decided that we MUST use two level subdomains as custom domains? CNAMES exist, you know. Why not let us use any domain/subdomain we validate? @Atlassian @Confluence https://t.co/92sFP6ZMQ0 | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 11:55:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| HAHAHAHAHAH! Maybe don't be corrupt so you don't have to kill yourself to avoid prison. 👋 bye asshole- thanks for making my electric bill more expensive https://t.co/UnmJhZYvtZ | Tuesday, April 09, 2024 11:22:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Atlassian products are fucking garbage. I said what I said | Tuesday, April 09, 2024 6:35:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This fucking guy out of his bird. Yes, Millennials can't buy houses because they don't work. Unemployment is low. People have multiple jobs and still can't afford basic needs. A fucking moron. Someone get this asshole of the Internet. I hope Dave Ramsey is reincarnated as a poor https://t.co/lfXjdMAn7G | Tuesday, April 09, 2024 8:08:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @JonHusted Worry less about the federal government and more about @PUCOhio fucking raising rates every 5 minutes. You trump cultist asshole In reply to @JonHusted's tweet | Friday, April 05, 2024 9:06:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's absolutely enraging that I live in the most populated township in my county and they still have railroad crossings across main ass roads like it's still farmland. You get a long ass, slow train at rush hour and everything is fucked | Wednesday, March 06, 2024 4:48:21 PM | BlueSky |
| Anyone want to gift my poor ass a Raspberry Pi 5 to replace an old desktop I'm running Gitlab CE on? It' running on an old Intel Sandy Bridge and is now slow AF. | Wednesday, March 06, 2024 9:58:46 AM | BlueSky |
| There's a very easy solution to this. Anyone too stupid to get a vaccine against a disease that's had a vaccine since like the 60s/70s should just die of the disease and not pass their ignoramus genes to future generations https://t.co/npVlgAqrcE | Tuesday, March 05, 2024 1:54:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Snapple isn't even a thing anymore since they moved away from glass bottles. Prove me wrong. | Saturday, March 02, 2024 1:02:57 PM | BlueSky |
| @Windol4Jesus @MalcangiSarah There's like 900 versions of the Bible. Some decided to include homosexuality in that passage others did not. Which one is right if some human ended up doing the translations? Maybe slipped in some personal opinions while at it? In reply to @HawRiverCollect's tweet | Wednesday, February 28, 2024 7:08:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalcangiSarah @Windol4Jesus So heartbreaking. It's almost as if Christ would be kind and accepting to those groups, unlike your bigoted ass In reply to @MalcangiSarah's tweet | Tuesday, February 27, 2024 3:47:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy over there campaigning to the class of 1776 In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, February 20, 2024 11:00:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Whose dumb idea was it to remove the Assistant button from the Pixel search bar and replace it with voice search only? I didn't even use it and from browsing around the internet, people are outraged. | Thursday, February 08, 2024 2:12:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @BuckeyeFirearms @FrankLaRose You guys dense? You support this jagoff who banned August elections, and then wasted $20 million taxpayer dollars holding an August election, and LOSING? Or how he had Larry Householder and First Energy up his ass? In reply to @BuckeyeFirearms's tweet | Monday, February 05, 2024 12:28:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @dolan4ohio Matt, tell your brother he's been an asshole since the Cablevision days, his band stinks, and to put MSG and their shitty facial recognition tech up his ass In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet | Sunday, February 04, 2024 10:04:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose You're still an asshole, Frankie Boy In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Sunday, February 04, 2024 3:17:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @sk45202 @twgoppolitics @berniemoreno @FrankLaRose Yeah a brain damaged one who has been groomed by the far right. Good Job associating with these losers @FrankLaRose | Wednesday, January 31, 2024 11:54:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This dude on Discord literally doesn't know the difference between a and an. Dude uses "an" for everything and it drives me batshit crazy. I don't really know how to bring it up because I don't want to sound like a petty asshole that corrects people, but JFC get it together | Monday, January 29, 2024 5:19:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose First off, not your sole decision. Second, you're an asshole In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, January 29, 2024 12:59:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin Covid didn't come from the filthy ass wet markets. It was obviously a lab leak. They build a GD lab in Wuhan to study coronaviruses and then a couple of workers got deadly ill. It doesn't take much to put two and two together. https://t.co/UJPT4jndWb | Monday, January 29, 2024 11:04:49 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I need to mute my neighbor Karen. She's nice but parks her ass at my house and never stops jibber jabbering. This would be perfect https://t.co/sekqntS2K4 | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:24:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Don't fly on these shit Boeing planes. They're all half assed and dangerous https://t.co/Hwd7v3fHVC | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 11:03:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FoxNews You provided zero context that this lady is batshit unhinged at almost all public meetings and also has numerous harassment lawsuits against her | Sunday, January 21, 2024 7:29:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle I usually control it from the Nest app, but every once in a while I use assistant commands from my displays. I don't think anything is necessarily wrong... I just don't understand why the fact that I had eco mode set to below the default why it would not consider this efficient https://t.co/0mVVmNNt5T In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, January 12, 2024 9:36:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Google assistant is a buggy piece of shit that needs to be vastly improved. Let's get some new talent in https://t.co/tdFWOdDPdU | Thursday, January 11, 2024 1:18:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna kick the kid in the ass who introduced her to this bullshit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 8:22:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle US. It happened sometime. yesterday evening. I couldn't even find a record of my question on my https://t.co/sV9I5G5yjm, so it probably just wasn't working at the time. This is fine. It works again. I'm used to how inherently buggy Google Home voice assistant is In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Friday, December 22, 2023 10:27:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If you're on a one-lane road, and you're not driving the fucking speed limit, you're a goddamn asshole. Especially if I'm behind you. | Thursday, December 21, 2023 11:59:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BWLSD How's your dumb ass flag ban going, idiots? | Friday, December 15, 2023 9:08:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @crisisofconsc Same! I hear ya. Welcome to the critical mom club. I think it was just that generation. Why not turn a hobby/passion into a good career. In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Friday, December 15, 2023 10:42:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm assuming the Texas Attorney General, jagoff @KenPaxtonTX, would force this lady to shit this fetus out rather than proper medical care https://t.co/gQ2TWFFlWb | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 2:28:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, you'll be taking no oath. There's no way you and your bitch ass ways will be elected. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, December 11, 2023 7:40:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Undefeated with one loss to asshole Michigan and the season was cancelled https://t.co/PL7SW9AhZj | Sunday, December 03, 2023 1:41:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JLasagna43 Baseball is boring now that no one is ripping amphetamines and PEDs anymore... Everyone's also a wimpy ass bitch that ends up on the injured list In reply to @JLasagna43's tweet | Monday, November 13, 2023 12:37:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Italian mothers that do this for their grown ass sons are enabling the next generation of laziness. These dudes have NO clue how to survive in the real world without mommy. How do I know? I've lived this. https://t.co/6BIjVYiDxc | Monday, November 13, 2023 12:00:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bach P update. I'm the first to clog a toilet. I mean, I clogged the toilet in the hospital room at my daughter's birth, so this is not a surprise... And we passed up Taco Bell last night anyways. https://t.co/To9ljcbZjW | Friday, November 10, 2023 11:12:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DelawareCoOhio You guys messed up bad by not putting a railroad underpass at Orange Rd in Orange twp in 2008 on the grounds that assholes @CSX and @nscorp decide to park trains on the tracks at fucking rush hour and all other east west roads are a shitshow | Tuesday, November 07, 2023 5:12:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DavidGlassOH Beautiful morning for you to eat a bag of dicks and stay out of women's bodily decisions In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet | Monday, November 06, 2023 10:14:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| If you're paying cash at a self checkout, holding up the line, you're an asshole | Sunday, October 29, 2023 3:19:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrantzRantz What ends, Robert? The only thing that will end when Issue 1 passes is dumb white men pushing their "Christian values" and controlling women's bodies. In reply to @StrictSpeaking's tweet | Saturday, October 28, 2023 10:01:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think it's justified to classify Iran as a shithole country when their "Morality Police" thought it was so moral to beat the shit out of a woman and kill her for not wearing a hijab. https://t.co/3aIjPTGixd | Saturday, October 28, 2023 2:10:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Microsoft literally harasses you when you open a Sev A case... Like they show up at your house in a hellicoptor and break your door down. But we have clustered MSMQ & DTC problems and they're like "f that noise" 🙄 Literally playing tag with them... | Tuesday, October 24, 2023 4:45:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @UdaBaker @ohiogop You cannot call yourself pro choice and vote no. Ohio's extreme restrictions will stand if this does not pass. And no one is taking parents rights away. If your kid secretly gets a sex change, that's on the parent for not building trust and communication. | Monday, October 23, 2023 10:48:48 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @DavidGlassOH Without issue 1, the extreme ban goes too far... In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet | Friday, October 20, 2023 11:26:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BrianStewartOH How about Ohio politicians worry about Ohio and not a historic conflict that their privileged asses don't understand In reply to @BrianStewartOH's tweet | Thursday, October 12, 2023 9:59:22 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Williams4ohio He didn't call for shit. Then why was one of the strictest bans passed? In reply to @JoshWilliamsOH's tweet | Thursday, October 12, 2023 9:40:19 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks Yes. Wells Fargo did this to me two days ago. Password stopped working out of the blue. I reset it, MFA worked and then it wouldn't let me log in with the new password. Then I went to reset it again to the same thing and it wouldn't let me use a previous password. 🤦♂️ In reply to @shenetworks's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 12:23:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| No.wonder I've gotten dumber over the years. Sitting on your ass is the new smoking https://t.co/quoqxm2S0L | Friday, September 15, 2023 7:24:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @thekitze My outdoor lights are on a sensor and I flat out bypassed the switch in the wall so there's always power | Saturday, August 26, 2023 11:35:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @alexengineer10 @concept_central My 3rd gen Lenovo T14 battery is ASS. Literally doesn't last more than an hour In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet | Wednesday, August 23, 2023 3:41:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! That poor lady made really bad life decisions to end up with your felon worshipping, out-of-touch asshole In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, August 22, 2023 4:13:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MGonidakis Written like an absolute 🤡, Michael... You support Frank aLoseR and his bitch ass ways. In reply to @MGonidakis's tweet | Wednesday, August 09, 2023 1:19:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| FRANKIE BOY!!!! How does it feel to see this lame stream fake news website telling you that YA LOST! Hahahaha 60% your ass.. Enjoyyyyyy @FrankLaRose https://t.co/Sc1lA1wrD6 | Tuesday, August 08, 2023 9:40:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They're passing out Chorizo sliders at this wedding, and sorry wifey, but I'm all about the chorizo slider passer outer catering girl | Saturday, August 05, 2023 5:27:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Google Assistant is a complete and utter piece of shit. It never listens to a godndamn thing I say and it is one of the most enraging products to use ever. Train it on a LMM model and maybe it'll be useful https://t.co/QCAoOmGUj4 | Monday, July 31, 2023 9:46:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose You're an asshole, Frankie Boy! All the worst to ya In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, July 29, 2023 8:48:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @assembla @mattwoberts @RapidOwl Bro how do you have over a 24 hour outage with zero communication. If you think my org is ever using this bullshit again if it ever comes back online, you're mistaken | Thursday, July 27, 2023 12:20:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @assembla Are you going to say anything about the MyGet outage going on 24 hours now? It's DNS, isn't it? | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:45:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JudgeHawkins I love these vote yes crowds. Buncha white ass boomers In reply to @JudgeHawkins's tweet | Tuesday, July 25, 2023 3:39:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @OhioSenateGOP 55% is different than 60% and 5% petitions from all counties. Issue 1 was added as a special election after your dumbass party voted to get rid of August elections because you're now shitting your pants that the majority of Ohioans are against your shitty agenda. Eat a dick In reply to @OhioSenateGOP's tweet | Monday, July 24, 2023 12:11:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Elon Musk's autistic asshole hyper fixating on the letter X like a wacky savant | Monday, July 24, 2023 7:33:43 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this | Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @GregAbbott_TX I prefer my schools to not have mass shootings In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet | Wednesday, July 19, 2023 12:24:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @darreldrowland FRANKIE BOY! You're at it again. I will keep calling you out on here for your bullshit. Issue 1 is ASS. You're a hack In reply to @darreldrowland's tweet | Friday, July 14, 2023 12:26:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @jnsswb @ohiolife No one is paying me a dime to see that this is a stupid ass agenda that takes your freedoms away. It's common sense really. Waste of $20 million. | Friday, July 14, 2023 3:20:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. GFY asshole. You crooked bastard. Rot in there.@HouseholderOH https://t.co/lqbqyC9CDy | Thursday, July 13, 2023 2:55:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Where The 100 is unrealistic AF: check out that tiny ass solar panel. It would take weeks to recharge a battery big enough to power that rover. But they always have enough battery. Always https://t.co/gKgcKO7pk3 | Thursday, July 13, 2023 12:39:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @toxic_megacolon @FrankLaRose Right? Conservative my ass. Don't tread on me my ass. Spending $20 million on a special election despite a prior house bill banning august elections. But not when the corrupts need to sneak one by I guess. FRANKIE BOY: you're done my man. You're a loser In reply to @toxic_megacolon's tweet | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 10:40:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cuncel da Yankees! Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave with this shit. A formerly classy org that didn't allow advertising on its uniforms has sold out. This is some Mets bullshit https://t.co/RXI3XethXV | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:15:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @KeithFaber No way. Absolutely no. This will never pass and you're all the party of corrupt fascists. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/HHjudvjoSK In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 1:29:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DavidGlassOH Today is a great day for you to be brainwashed and support an unnecessary election that cost taxpayers $20 million, only to attempt to take people's voice away based on mega donors from out of state. GOP: party of small government and "don't tread on me" your ass. https://t.co/zhvaZaorVj In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet | Tuesday, July 11, 2023 1:10:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BrianStewartOH @pickawayohgop @ohiogop @GrantDavisOH @MattForquer Handful of out of touch white boomers who are trying to pass a bill taking people's rights away. None of these Yes on 1 people can even explain why this is good for anyone except "hippie liberals are going to pass radical legislation" Majority rules assholes. Eat a bag of dicks In reply to @BrianStewartOH's tweet | Sunday, July 09, 2023 9:35:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DavidGlassOH @VoteYesOhio Girl, you got some shit on your face In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet | Sunday, July 09, 2023 12:34:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ever since Elon took over Twitter, my entire timeline is flooded with ight wing, Trumpy assholes like MTG, Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis bullshits. I don't want to see this content and I can't get it to go away. Twitter is officially ruined. It's Truth Social++ | Saturday, July 08, 2023 12:02:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What is this absolute idiocy. Kid came across this show and it's beyond absurd. Idk wtf this chef is saying 100% of the time. No wonder kids today talk like morons because they emulate these ass clowns. Who makes this shit https://t.co/aARpJyAMwX | Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:53:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @elonmusk You're an asshole | Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Literally the best thing that can happen to Twitter is that it fails into oblivion. Fuck Elon Musk. I don't even like Zuck but I hope he kicks his ass | Saturday, July 01, 2023 5:44:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fuckin christ i hate typescript Type 'Input<string>' is not assignable to type 'Input<Input<string>[]> | undefined'. | Monday, June 26, 2023 1:45:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I've never seen more of a piece of shit docking station than my work provided @STARTECHdotCOM dock. Absolute trash. Literally 10+ people at my company are having issues. A $250 power passthrough. None of my monitors work. None of the ports work. | Friday, June 23, 2023 8:39:19 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Two motherfuckers in this oil change waiting room are sniffling their asses off 1) the sound is annoying AF 2) if I get sick, I'ma be pissed | Monday, June 12, 2023 12:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Atlassian products suck a cock | Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:43:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| fucking typescript with all this typing bullshit error TS2322: Type 'string | Output<string>' is not assignable to type 'string' | Wednesday, May 24, 2023 2:06:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just got a case of 24 Bud Light for $6.99 because they're desperate. Look, they're dummies. They pissed off both the anti-trans bigots and the LGBTQ people when they backpedaled. So no one wants their swill ass beer anymore. But the price was right because the economy sux. | Tuesday, May 23, 2023 11:16:37 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Google fucking sucks over here. All this shit fails on the reg. My Google assistant answers about 25% of the time. A totally buggy pile of shit company lately. Jesus christ get your shit together https://t.co/kcF7ERFs86 | Saturday, May 06, 2023 4:43:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Glenarama @madebygoogle They're all buggy pieces of shit. None of my home hubs are working right now. It's a fucking embarrassment. In reply to @Glenarama's tweet | Friday, May 05, 2023 10:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle what is your deal with Google Assistant the past few days? It hasn't been listening to anything I've been saying on any of my Nest Hubs. It can't even stop music without "there was a glitch" or " something went wrong" | Saturday, April 29, 2023 3:03:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @studio101010 @bscabl @_sysengineer LMFAO. First tweet I saw posted by this assclown is of muppet face Marjorie Taylor Greene. It all makes sense now In reply to @studio101010's tweet | Monday, April 24, 2023 4:03:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed. I lost data and look like an asshole at work. No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with | Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ne39108342 @krassenstein Anheuser Busch really got all the right wing nut jobs' panties in a bunch. Lol. In reply to @ne39108342's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:18:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @krassenstein To hell with Rupert Murdoch. The world will be better off when these antique boomers are no longer around In reply to @krassenstein's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:17:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ Mike Stanton (I call him Mike, not Giancarlo). Grounds into a double play with the bases loaded to lose like an asshole and not give me any fantasy points | Saturday, April 01, 2023 7:21:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole | Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck a curved screen. I cracked two Pixel 6 Pro displays because the corners stick out of my case like an asshole. https://t.co/fpR5qc6qXM | Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:22:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to put this giant cluttered ass Bing button into @MicrosoftEdge This looks like asshole. Stop it https://t.co/ymUmPOMIQI | Thursday, March 16, 2023 12:01:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP | Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:21:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @Walgreens. You wimpy ass mothertruckers cave to 20 Republican Attorneys general and pull mifepristone off the shelves? Ya know.. the "don't tread on me" party, telling women what to do with their bodies because there aren't enough white babies being born anymore. | Tuesday, March 07, 2023 10:22:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it | Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| If you @ here a Slack channel with 1200 people in it for a simple HR question that could have been a ticket or email, you're a gd asshole who should be dismissed immejitly | Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:57:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies 2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) | Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok, he feels a little bad, but David Yost is still an asshole prick https://t.co/ZgEAhe10jZ | Tuesday, December 20, 2022 11:58:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle And it's not just that the screen cracks. The glass pierces the display and destroys the OLED panel and digitizer, rendering it useless In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up | Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:45:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone. Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just ripped ass loudly on the streets assuming no one was around and someone was | Monday, November 28, 2022 11:26:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maybe use a QR code image? Or a pdf. It's not rocket science. Like do you deliberately make this a pain in the ass, or are your product designers and engineers braindead? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:54:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that | Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My dog is on the shit list. She's a 100lb dumbass that instigated shit with a 40lb pitbull and lost the fight. Got a jaw locked onto her face and ear. Ate out of a puke garbage can twice. Also runs away to the neighbors' a lot. Never did any of this before. BarkBox cancelled | Wednesday, November 23, 2022 7:53:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2nd Gen Google Home Hub is a laughable piece of shit. Google Assistant is abysmal at understanding and processing the right commands. Whoever the product owners and or UX designers are obviously don't use the product because they can't see how much of a blantant shitpile it is | Monday, November 21, 2022 11:25:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm glad wacky Elon brought back @realDonaldTrump so I can tell him he's an asshole again | Sunday, November 20, 2022 8:17:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too. | Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Welp. Ohio is no longer a swing state. It's a full on red ass bumblefuck backwards state | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:38:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Eh f the cheating ass Astros | Saturday, November 05, 2022 11:18:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device. This doesn't work for things that send pushes though In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar. | Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore. Remember my settings, assholes | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx | Friday, September 16, 2022 9:26:23 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @wbd - you guys are greedy jackasses for fucking up @hbomax and cutting content left and right. The consumer loses. What a shame to gut quality content because of some merger and cutting costs. | Sunday, August 28, 2022 3:52:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| $85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks. I should pay them half my bill for half the speed. And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO | Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle can you have the Assistant not respond to Google commercials on Hulu? I have a TV in the same room as my home mini, and when they say hey Google on TV, it triggers and it lowers my TV (Vizio) volume to 0. This is so annoying. Doesn't anyone think of this? | Tuesday, August 02, 2022 10:51:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit. https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq | Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This mfer needs to stop trotting around the globe opening his dumbass mouth. Sir, you're butthurt that other countries think we're backwards? Maybe it's because we're backwards you gd hack https://t.co/DbzpJCOcMb | Saturday, July 30, 2022 3:57:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7 | Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RMerlinDev Is there a limit to number of clients on a 2.4ghz guest network? I didn't use up the whole DHCP pool. My smart plugs have been disconnecting, and when I contacted support they said the router failed to assign the plug an IP. RT-AX86U. | Friday, July 22, 2022 10:50:43 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Get a load of this creepy ass motherfucker. A disgrace to society. Looks absolutely miserable. Choke on a bag of dicks, Clarence https://t.co/wwlZbNSVfr | Wednesday, July 20, 2022 11:42:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And here's another dumb asshole bitch mfer @AGJeffLandry https://t.co/zLk5eFM3Dz | Monday, July 18, 2022 10:46:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wimp ass motherfuckers https://t.co/72YWOHI9fD Where are all you blue lives matter assholes now? | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:23:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Rant #2 about why Peppa Pig is a stupid ass show and pisses me off. Peppa bumped her arm on Christmas (gentler than Giuliani was patted on the back) and they called the doctor who responded lights and sirens and then told her to go to the ER where she skipped the entire wait | Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:42:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RBG is spinning in her fucking grave rn. She better haunt the absolute FUCK out of any asshole who had anything to do with this ruling | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:55:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What's a nice way to say a dev is a dumb motherfucker and his PR is trash for hard coding a password into our git repo in plain text, and not taking into account multiple environments | Thursday, June 23, 2022 5:38:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "The chief told reporters the shooting was an 'isolated incident'" Yes, mass shootings in the US are "isolated incidents" https://t.co/fnq2SWJz6v https://t.co/lLTinkbQWQ | Monday, June 06, 2022 9:31:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| How about all these blue lives matter motherfuckers... You have these pansy ass cops who are too scared to do their jobs. What good are they for? Seriously. What good are they for? They murder innocent black people and then sit there and do nothing while a madman kills kids | Friday, May 27, 2022 9:22:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A tree fell on him? Since he is a staunch supporter of mass assault weapons, it's a real shame he wasn't paralyzed by a crazy with an ar-15 https://t.co/Kk99cIONfI | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:51:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. You have to be a real sick fuck to do a mass shooting at an elementary school. And the assailant was shot and killed? That's too easy. He should be slow tortured for years. Then fed foot first through a wood chipper | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:48:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This needy-assed engineer needs to be able to do shit on his own without me holding his hand. Bruh's been here like 3 years. Learn how to do things | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 10:53:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed | Friday, May 20, 2022 3:57:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nanwhaley FirstEnergy obviously had to pay for Householder's gastric bypass In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet | Monday, May 16, 2022 8:27:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks Well explained! 👍 Don't let asshole haters stop you from making more great content. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Saturday, May 14, 2022 11:40:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Am I the asshole if people show me pics of their kids and their dog is in it, I focus and care much more about the dog? lol | Saturday, May 14, 2022 1:03:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| . @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please. | Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I literally can't stop smirking in my training class because one of our former employees told me to get some Big Black Dick Rum. And I'm a gd child obviously https://t.co/jwMdxvP35C | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 5:52:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dr. Oz is a mumbling, marble-mouthed jackass | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:56:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Come on. Why would you book a swim class makeup on Cinco de Mayo when I'm trying to get shitty on margaritas. | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 10:12:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JoshMandelOhio You're an asshole In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:30:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca | Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| These dumb assholes wonder why when they're paying over $30 million an episode for season 4 of Stranger things. I mean, it's a good show but not that good. https://t.co/tlCZdbOvYN | Friday, April 22, 2022 12:22:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC. I updated Home Assistant last week and it broke fucking everything | Monday, April 18, 2022 3:06:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses. Fuck outta here with this idiot shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fucks sake MLB players are weak fucking assholes. My ONLY good pitcher injures himself on opening day. Cuncel the fucking season https://t.co/DedCd0QOyf | Friday, April 08, 2022 4:00:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Let's talk about ceiling textures. There are only two acceptable textures: completely smooth, or knockdown. Anything else, especially popcorn ceilings, look like asshole | Monday, April 04, 2022 2:14:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw | Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The @ohiogop is an absolute embarrassment. Can we disqualify these two jagoffs? https://t.co/NNLOcCFKOO | Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:36:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole. And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I can't do my taxes yet because my asshole investment guy didn't send me a finalized 1099. I have some half ass estimated version that is going to change. 1) I want my gd refund. I don't believe in loaning the US interest free money 2) IRS is backlogged, so it's gonna take ages | Friday, March 18, 2022 9:38:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:01:58 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Warren Buffett is an asshole buying billions of dollars in Occidental Petroleum. He did it, so I was like "that billionaire cracker knows what he's doing" So I bought some too. And of course it's in the red. But it's all for the long term | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 6:41:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bibliocommons Are you kidding me right now with this? Explain to me how a 4 character password is secure in the year of our lord 2022 and why your system forces 4 character passwords. https://t.co/1rzcm0jjYS | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 2:11:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why is Brittney Spears posting her old soggy ass titties all over Insta? Ain't no one wanna see that, it's not the early 2000s | Monday, March 14, 2022 5:58:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm being a gd reckless savage right now. I'm over here bypassing PRs, rewriting git history and force pushing to main at 11PM at night | Monday, February 28, 2022 11:18:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck Russia for being assholes and fucking up the Global economy. Assholes. | Wednesday, February 23, 2022 11:40:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, took an online test and it told me I'm an asshole who doesn't trust anyone https://t.co/Lbrj9QhfuN | Wednesday, February 16, 2022 12:06:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's February 6th. If you still have your Christmas lights on, you're an asshole | Sunday, February 06, 2022 9:43:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole. | Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:18:06 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @bubbacrewjam Yep. I've read about that trick. Tried it but it didn't make much of a difference. I noticed if your finger is the slightest bit damp, it'll hardly recognize it In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:43:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck | Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TIL that Gen Z doesn't understand leet speak, and I've never felt older in my life (question prompt was what words/phrases do you want to see come back) https://t.co/Zfcy9ZNBeG | Friday, January 28, 2022 5:39:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @SenSchumer Yeah, don't do that In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Friday, January 28, 2022 8:16:16 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah, this makes perfect sense. Ohio, a backwards assed red state that could give two shits about the environment, doesn't require emissions testing, yet is getting money from VW's fake emissions reporting. How'd they pull that one off? https://t.co/4lrZdLzImV | Monday, January 24, 2022 3:08:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8 And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick | Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp | Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle I just don't understand how a screen cracks and breaks the AMOLED from falling from knee height on a wood floor. It wasn't even a bad drop. THE FUCKING CORNER WAS STICKING OUT OF THE CASE. DON'T USE ROUNDED CORNERS ANYMORE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:46:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Corning @madebygoogle Who decided on the rounded edges? I want their head In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:01 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:28:29 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @errancarey @_sysengineer https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe In reply to @errancarey's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 10:01:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer https://t.co/9GLwr3D2Og In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 8:51:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks You're killing me over here In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, January 21, 2022 8:48:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My doggo is the most food motivated. I had a lick-able plate and she was whining/begging/following me for it. Then I called her a crazy fuckin' bastard and she stopped dead in her tracks, got mad at me and didn't follow the plate, like she understood. Kid you not. The sassy betch | Tuesday, January 18, 2022 11:26:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just got off chat with @googlenest support and just wanted to point out that the Home app and Google Assistant has half assed support for the Nest Thermostat. You cannot set it to eco mode in a routine or via Google Assistant. Why not? https://t.co/5TWOIuUO0J | Friday, January 07, 2022 9:08:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An absolute embarrassment. @madebygoogle has their B team working on the 2021 Pixel 6 flagship. How is it that my Pixel 4 already has the January patches, yet my 6 Pro had its rollout halted due to really bad bugs.? I expect better from Google. https://t.co/JIyVZBfYwU | Tuesday, January 04, 2022 11:09:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy 2022! Cheers to another year of battles between delusional virus/science denying Trump rednecks and woke assholes! #WeAreAllInHell | Saturday, January 01, 2022 10:31:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm getting Google Surveys asking me whether or not I asked Google Assistant to remember my car's location in a parking garage. Welp, I didn't ask Google, but said it out loud. Google is always listening, that creepy betch | Friday, December 17, 2021 1:01:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off. I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python. | Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My dog just ripped ass in her sleep. Loud. Smelly. In bed. With me in it too. | Thursday, November 18, 2021 12:42:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Scandal your ass. Boosters are fine. What about all the fuckin idiots who refuse the vaccine? Let them get sick and die, I plan to live. https://t.co/ggEiTXBtL2 | Tuesday, November 16, 2021 9:28:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle? Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tedcruz Ted, you're an asshole | Monday, November 08, 2021 5:51:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ok so let's talk about Midnight Mass. When that lunatic church woman poisoned Pike the dog and Joe the town drunk was broken about it, it literally broke me. I couldn't handle it. Forget all the supernatural shit. (And whomever did it needs to go through the wood chipper) | Sunday, October 31, 2021 8:41:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You want to know what systemic racism is? I was back home visiting my parents and my boy dropped me off at 2am. A cop though we were up to no good because we were in the driveway of a quiet white ass neighborhood. I had an out of state ID, but it was coo. We were white. He left. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:18:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jayrjordan Mexico should just invade and take over Texas. Bunch of idiot Hicks passing idiotic laws. In reply to @jayrjordan's tweet | Thursday, October 21, 2021 11:04:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good. In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet | Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ky9 Google products are infuriating and drive me bananas. Like actual rage. I want to like them, but they're so buggy. I'd strangle the Google Assistant if she had a real neck. Always makes the kid cry because her listening is for shit. Keep your head up, you got this! | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:35:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT | Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh look. Katy Perry's hair is dark again. She looked like an asshole as a blonde https://t.co/v6zUMUYEQo | Monday, September 27, 2021 3:03:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
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