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Hate when people put shit all over their comps when I need to open them. Then they bitch when their stuff's moved: http://twitpic.com/24xlvk Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:33:04 AMtwidroid
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
@Waspito do it. We'll throw you a mad welcome home shitshow
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, July 10, 2010 4:25:38 PMtwidroid
New blog post: iOS 4 Multitasking is Full of Shit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/10/ios-4-multitasking-is-full-of-shit/ Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:04:41 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking. Friday, July 09, 2010 5:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Photoshop CS5 is way over my head. You need a Ph.D to use its new features. Also, my shitbox computer can't run it well. No GFX optimizatons Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:19:50 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Not in the shitty loser city of Cleveland
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:56:54 AMTwitter Web Client
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Further Proof Steve Jobs is a Dick & the iPhone 4 is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/cmqtd4 Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:32:04 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now? Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:30:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
Am I the only person who really doesn't give a shit about the World Cup? Friday, June 18, 2010 2:53:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure I'd bone the shit out of Giada Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:55:45 PMtwidroid
Nope didn't do it. What a buggy piece of shit. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:47 PMtwidroid
http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PMtwidroid
Fuckin twitter won't connect from Android. Twitter needs to test shit before rolling out new features and breaking their servers off Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:36:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon needs to cut out this 1x shit and stay on 3g. Christ Monday, June 14, 2010 7:37:50 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: The Droid 2 Looks Like a Huge Shitpile http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/11/the-droid-2-looks-like-a-huge-shitpile/ Friday, June 11, 2010 12:37:30 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Cut Out This Maybe Bullshit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/09/cut-out-this-maybe-bullshit/ Wednesday, June 09, 2010 9:06:28 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Nutcase ass shit Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
New blog post: Android 2.2 Froyo Just Took a Shit on the iPhone http://bit.ly/cXJRBH Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:53:09 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Colithika no. I'm shitfaced. Drink more
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:57:47 PMtwidroid
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PMtwidroid
@Waspito truth. Donnie darko is the shit
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:44:29 PMtwidroid
Once someone gives a shit i'll cut this fucked up attitude out Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:17:13 AMDELETED
Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PMtwidroid
Another shitty day made beter by alcohol.... Thursday, May 06, 2010 9:33:16 PMtwidroid
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PMtwidroid
OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PMTwitter Web Client
#GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
http://briantorff.com/ <--That fuckin guy is annoying me with shitloads of work at the end of the semester Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:11:49 PMTwitter Web Client
WTF is this shit? My Google Reader isn't working, then I got this... #googlefail http://twitpic.com/1k7p02 Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:54:11 AMTwitpic
Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PMtwidroid
@Novellabella Amature hour.. I had 6 drinks and I'm not shitfaced yet
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Friday, April 30, 2010 8:46:09 PMtwidroid
Like they say: money talks shit walks Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AMtwidroid
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PMtwidroid
Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit Monday, April 12, 2010 5:35:58 AMTwitter Web Client
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is an absolute shit showq Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:36:14 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Absolutely no reason why there should be a 3G outage at 3AM when the tower is empty... F'in A, Verizon this is bullshit. 1x is slow shit Thursday, April 08, 2010 3:09:13 AMTwitter Web Client
The internet sucks at Fairfield University. I go from FiOS to this bullshit. Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit router reboot, and now it's golden. Wooo Wooo. Monday, April 05, 2010 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
best iPad hating quote ever: "i buy shit that's useful to me, like alcohol, tobacco and devices that multitask, not the iPad" Monday, April 05, 2010 1:37:35 AMTwitter Web Client
All Google sites and services are loading like shit, and my connection is steady at 25MBPS #googlefail Friday, April 02, 2010 10:13:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I had this mother fucker's number blocked for 4 months and the block expired and I get 3 texts in 2 minutes. You shitting me? Friday, April 02, 2010 8:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PMtwidroid
Okay stop asking questions shitheads. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:18:29 PMtwidroid
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PMtwidroid
Also, does it ever stop fuckin raining in this shithole? Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:11:33 AMtwidroid
Marry me. Holy shit. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:20:28 PMtwidroid
Came home and found this shit on my stove. What the f does my housemate eat? I wouldn't give this to a dog... ew http://twitpic.com/1bq410 Monday, March 29, 2010 6:40:06 AMtwidroid
I must be allergic to this shithole mold house. I was sick, went home, was fine, now I'm back and my nose is running and I'm coughing. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:46:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to spool a 200MB high res PDF to a network printer wirelessly on a solo core piece of shit with only 1GB of RAM BLOWS... Monday, March 29, 2010 3:17:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid
My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
How many trains ran me over. shit..... Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Shitty night: bad. Bitches mia: annoying. Texting sublime lyrics to my housemate soberly at 2am on friday: priceless Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:12:08 AMtwidroid
Gotta be shitting me: http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/18/verizon-delays-android-2-1-rollout-to-motorola-droid-new-date-i/ Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:39:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
Nom: http://twitpic.com/184cm6 (this was take 6 in tweeting this because verizon 3g sucked it and twidroid was being a shithead) Friday, March 12, 2010 11:33:24 AMtwidroid
Back in Westchester, hopefully, sunburned. And real sun not that fake assed shit Tuesday, March 09, 2010 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Not that I watch ABC7, but thank christ I have FiOS. Cablevision = piece of shit. How do you pull a broadcast network off your cable system? Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Just submitted two work orders to fix some broken shit in this shithole Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:04:27 AMTwitter Web Client
It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya Friday, February 19, 2010 12:50:38 AMTwitter Web Client
drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PMtwidroid
Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams welcome to my world nucka. Fairfield u. Shitty ass computers. Shittier ass network.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2010 2:35:35 AMtwidroid
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
@plasma2002 yeah it works now. My phone's been really shitty about 3G so I might replace it
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Friday, February 05, 2010 9:51:21 PMtwidroid
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:27:02 AMDELETED
I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:20:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"Shit always hits you man" Saturday, January 30, 2010 12:21:01 PMtwidroid
If it's not Garden Catering, then it's just not shitsky Thursday, January 28, 2010 4:17:02 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: The iPad is a tremendous piece of iShit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/01/28/the-ipad-is-a-tremendous-piece-of-ishit/ Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:34:38 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
Dear $500, I could probably feed 15 displaced Haitians right now but because I'm a stupid shit, I need to buy a cocksucking new phone Sunday, January 24, 2010 3:08:43 AMDELETED
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:58:33 AMDELETED
I AM SO FUCKED. and probably am out 500 FUCKING DOLLARS YOU STUPID SHITS Sunday, January 24, 2010 1:52:45 AMDELETED
You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out? Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
The bookstore is a piece of shit Monday, January 18, 2010 2:17:16 PMtwidroid
Stop. Spamming. My Facebook. About New Haven. I don't live there. Or give two shits... Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:26:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PMTwitter Web Client
This just in - the Droid has a shitty touch screen sensor: http://bit.ly/4r3S3q (I can confirm this) Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:39:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Everything should work on Chrome. It's bitchin' Stagweb is a 1997 piece of shit that fails a lot
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2010 6:02:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha. Remember this big ass piece of shit from 2005? http://twitpic.com/wuj3d Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:40:57 PMtwidroid
Stop interrupting my shows. I dont give a shit that Obama is going to speak about his meeting with all his security people. Not urgent Tuesday, January 05, 2010 4:42:03 PMtwidroid
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My mom is hogging all the space on the DVR. I need to record two movies and all her shit is making it 77% full. IDK if there's room now. GRR Sunday, December 20, 2009 3:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AMTwitter Web Client
4 more pages of this goddamn shit, but i have no clue what to write Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
On a roll getting shit done, bitches Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
78.7 degrees on my top bunk. Fucking absurd. We need to lower the heat in this stupid shithole. Monday, December 07, 2009 7:18:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit" Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:03:35 AMtxt
Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PMtxt
leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AMtxt
@tomwcleary wrote my last tweet. because he's the shit and @chaliskoe is my DDD (bad news) but he's good at it Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:09:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I am going to solve this bullshit once and for all. Before this semester ends. Monday, November 09, 2009 4:50:40 AMTwitter Web Client
"Keith pretty much just shit in our faces right now" -Tom Friday, November 06, 2009 10:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Week's shitty and hasn't started yet Monday, November 02, 2009 12:55:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I really need to get my shit together Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
"It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PMtxt
class, then laundry / cleaning my complete shithole house. then its the weekend bitches Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31:24 AMtxt
bullshit meetings..... Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:59:16 PMtxt
I really really need to work on my shit. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AMtxt
can we get another shithead over here making sandwiches? this line is as long as dick Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:53:02 PMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
taking on way too much fucking bullshit this semester Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:54:56 AMtxt
wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AMtxt
It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AMtxt
the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AMTwitter Web Client
holy shit! @tomwcleary is now on twitter Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:31:38 AMTwitter Web Client
stop bullshitting and make me a salad clown Monday, September 28, 2009 11:52:28 AMtxt
total shitshow at the swamp lol. i'M 100% sober Saturday, September 26, 2009 2:09:50 AMtxt
this is bullshit Friday, September 25, 2009 1:31:58 AMtxt
yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PMtxt
40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm glad the neighbors took the raw chicken cutlet off our porch. That shit was starting to rot. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. My phone shuts off mid typing a text. F'in piece of shit Monday, August 31, 2009 1:03:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So looking into why my computer won't register on the network, looks like piece of shit internet explorer (which i never use) got corrupted Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:26:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this network registration shit Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AMtxt
HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best website ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best webiste ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that twitter posted my tweets 8 hours later and out of order. piece of shit Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:42:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03:12 AMtxt
My computer is an epic piece of shit. It page filed like 2 gigs during a game. No wonder it was loading shit from the HD for an hour. Tuesday, July 28, 2009 3:20:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Ah shit I have work tomorrow. Sunday, July 26, 2009 10:59:26 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/ayd0o - since when did they make the crave case shitty and cheap? Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:46:15 PMTwitpic
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
Jesus! An outlet in this fuckin shithole just blew up in my face Thursday, July 16, 2009 11:47:57 AMtxt
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Development has just begun and already the site renders like shit in IE 7 & 8. F that piece of shit browser Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:14:32 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
the yankees haven't won one regular season game while I've been in their new shithole. 0-3 this season. FML Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:12:40 PMtxt
http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PMTwitter Web Client
One shitty ass company finally gives me what I want and now the new company we're switching to is slacking. I can't win. Monday, June 29, 2009 7:45:33 AMTwitter Web Client
4:18AM. Not tired and I need to be up at 7 for work. All I can think about is how my shit isn't going the way I want it to. FML Monday, June 29, 2009 4:19:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Awesome. A cockatoo just took a shit on my shoulder. Thanks eddie Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:04:25 PMTwitter SMS
My piece of shit computer is too wizzzeak to run the Firefox 3.5 demos on hacks.mozilla.org GRR Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I hear gedge and his chior rehearsing for graduation. Not gonna lie, i miss that shit Friday, June 26, 2009 9:14:31 AMTwitter SMS
I am sick of Minefield being a buggy ass piece of shit. Now that Firefox 3.5 RC is out, I'll be using that. Stability FTW Monday, June 22, 2009 3:11:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ... Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:29:39 AMTwitter SMS
Cool. Nero 9 left shit in my rt click context menus after I uninstalled it. Complete clutter - I do NOT recommend it at all. Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:16:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy Jeremy is the shit. You're my boy blue! Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:20:35 PMTwitter SMS
I don't give a shit. Stop telling me things that are useless. Monday, June 01, 2009 9:24:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Too much fucking shit in my room. I can't walk in here. Mad cleaning Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:23:45 PMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. Fucking sinuses need to unclog. 5th cold of the year... Seriously? Usually I'm never sick. Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow. Turion64 1st generation processors suck ass. My 2.2ghz 4 yr old shitbox benches the same as a 1.6ghz atom processor Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:57:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin public shitty ass slow trackers. I have a 20MBPS connection and need one episode, and it's coming down <1MBPS 2 hours!! FML Monday, May 25, 2009 1:15:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit unstable Minefield nightly builds. Once again, Google is better at life than everyone else. Their alphas aren't even buggy. Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:06:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Still can't change my twitter background image one day later. Fix your shit, you guys suck. Friday, May 22, 2009 1:58:31 PMTwitter Web Client
First 15 mins of Taken and I feel bad for the father. Everything's shitting on him Wednesday, May 20, 2009 3:08:01 AMTwitter Web Client
If I heard this as a commencement speech, I'd shit myself. Funniest rant I've ever read (and some truth to it): http://is.gd/zThV Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:15:39 AMTwitter Web Client
The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task. Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AMTwitter Web Client
nice my phoen is now in two pieces. the piece of shit Friday, May 08, 2009 10:36:46 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin smelly piece of shit skunk Friday, May 08, 2009 10:19:10 PMTwitter Web Client
What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it? Monday, May 04, 2009 5:26:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AMTwitter Web Client
6PM is a shitty time for a [pointless] meeting on my day off. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:39:09 PMTwitter Web Client
In other news, Nick Swisher is still my boy. I need to acquire that man's attitude, shake shit off, laugh about what went wrong, then win Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win Monday, April 13, 2009 3:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR. Monday, April 13, 2009 2:05:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML Monday, April 13, 2009 1:00:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Back from biking. Now lunch and Yankees. Can Burnett be our first non-shitty starter of the season? We'll see Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:55:10 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOT Already got registered for a class. One less for me to worry about with my shitty lottery number. Thanks IRC Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:07:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I was going to post this before, but Twitter was down: Tom: "Why am I caring a shit?" Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:31:59 AMTwitter Web Client
So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
PIECE OF SHIT INTERNET CONNECTION THEY GIVE US HERE Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:51:47 PMTwitter Web Client
It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Sry i didn't mean to be mean. I was just flustered with shit. Twitter is the way to go. discuss all the random thoughts u want
In reply to @'s tweet
Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to clean this shithole. Only so that it gets wrecked again tonight Friday, March 20, 2009 3:27:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Win maybe? Next week will tell. I got this shit Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:22:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Daylight savings time is a crock of shit. Unless you give me the extra hour (even if it makes it dark all day), I want no part of it. Sunday, March 08, 2009 1:45:55 AMTwitter Web Client
FiOS does have piece of shit DNS servers though that frequently go down for a few minutes many times throughout the day. Friday, March 06, 2009 4:47:14 PMTwitter Web Client
This is what's gonna happen: I'm going back to school and the cycle of bullshit is going to end. It's been too long and I need to get happy. Friday, March 06, 2009 3:52:51 AMTwitter Web Client
And there goes a box of ziti. Piece of shit Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:21:04 PMTwitter Web Client
chlorpheniramine doesn't do jack shit Friday, February 27, 2009 1:18:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck SunGard, I hope they go bankrupt with their piece of shit 1990s style Luminis Platform. I just lost an email. And Fuck CNS for using it Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:51:16 AMTwitter Web Client
smells like shit in this room. someone get on that Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:25:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Girls in the townhouse behind us: nonstop yelling and playful fighting. STFU. today is a shitty day, i can't take society's bullshit anymore Saturday, February 14, 2009 6:17:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck says macs never crash? They're pieces of shit. When I REALLY need a remote connection, it doesn't work. Jeez. Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:57:04 AMTwitter Web Client
It's impossible to be productive with this 1996 style Luminis email system our shitty network people make us use + 2MB of email storage... Tuesday, February 10, 2009 2:26:20 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. Saturday, February 07, 2009 3:09:18 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
And fucking College Publisher goes down when I'm in the middle of shit... You dog... Wednesday, February 04, 2009 4:08:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeah uncool. The storm tracked into the ocean... There goes my snow day tomorrow. Shit, now I have a lot of work to do Monday, February 02, 2009 8:47:55 AMTwitter Web Client
And now to start my hw due at 10:30 today. Shit Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:54:33 AMTwitter Web Client
We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AMTwitter Web Client
oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna fuckin shake a bitch right now with huntley and his fucking shitty IDE he makes us use. makes my life miserable Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:29:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Here we go with this stock market shit again... Wednesday, January 14, 2009 8:15:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to teach James about formatting a drive and backing shit up is like him trying to teach a 104 year old dead woman about Def Leppard Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:54:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon Store. Dealing with this shitty ass phone. Friday, December 26, 2008 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I've had it with this shitty school provided, packet shaped, 128kbps internet. CNS blows. I can't wait to go back to my 20/5 FiOS Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:44:37 AMTwitter Web Client
You know a paper is a REALLY shitty topic when I spend all night trying to do it and I have nothing to say about it Monday, December 08, 2008 7:18:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Descent is such a shitty game. I remember 1996, playing it on a my mom's pentium 133 work laptop (which was amazing at the time). I'm old Monday, December 08, 2008 7:11:07 AMTwitter Web Client
for fucks sake, I have 1/6 of this paper done and nothing to write about. fuck you, nash, and your analysis on shitty music Thursday, December 04, 2008 11:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit phone turns itself off for no reason when it's in my pocket and I miss all my calls. Wednesday, December 03, 2008 9:52:13 PMTwitter Web Client
WHEN I TELL YOU TO SELL MY FUCKING STOCK IN AUGUST, YOU FUCKING DO IT. I KNEW THE SHIT WOULD KEEP GETTING WORSE BUT DO THEY LISTEN, NO.... Monday, December 01, 2008 7:26:22 PMTwitter Web Client
On the fuckin quad, at a cold windy table with my shit blowing everywhere doing bitchwork for csc. fuck your couch Monday, December 01, 2008 5:16:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Free Dr. Pepper is full of shit. Their servers can't handle the load... Monday, November 24, 2008 1:46:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Day 2 of shithole week begins. Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:59:31 AMTwitter Web Client

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