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Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I want to get hammered and grind a over these LA biddies to Foo Fighters and Deadmaus. SHIT Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:58:38 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 need something corrected on @mirrorfairfield's shitty ass website? That can be arranged.
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:02:13 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe the Kicks won that game. I also cant believe I'm drinking this bullshit beer Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:33:01 PMTwitter for Android
John: it tastes like something that's going to make me shit myself Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:49:19 PMTwitter for Android
Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys. Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. We got so much snow I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. NYC crippled for weeks! This shit's not going to melt until June. Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:09:23 PMTwitter Web Client
It'll be 5 points a day if he doesn't get that shit to me in 2 hours. Friday, February 10, 2012 10:33:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary shit Cleary? Bob Lorenz got a DUI? For reals?
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 10:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
This isn't real snow. It's bullshit. Needs to be like a foot to be legitimate Wednesday, February 08, 2012 4:36:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible Tuesday, February 07, 2012 7:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
That was by far the shittiest fucking commute ever, and if it's like this every day, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Thx for moving, guys. Monday, February 06, 2012 7:56:32 PMTwitter Web Client
my gays need to, teach me how to handle stupid shit Friday, February 03, 2012 11:04:52 PMTwitter for Android
Ah this is gonna be a fuckin shitshow.... Friday, February 03, 2012 2:57:05 PMTwitter for Android
This giant ugly bitch needs to stop talking about how her shits back up a lot and taking massive dumps. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:57:57 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop retweeting Prep/Fairfield Girl Problems. No one gives a fuck and its clogging NY stream with utter bullshit. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:55:55 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Frankalankster: I'll get my shit together when our government does. Monday, January 30, 2012 10:58:54 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Study Says Android Users Constantly Bring Their Phones to the Shitter http://bit.ly/wwKRSw Monday, January 30, 2012 10:25:17 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
What's this bullshit that it's 60 degrees and raining in NY in the middle of January. Fuck that noise. I want cold & snow. This winter sux Friday, January 27, 2012 1:46:50 PMTwitter Web Client
its funny how much more beer yo can drink quickly when your day is shitty vs when its good... Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:18:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Forget watching the State of the Union... Summary: "I didn't do jack shit" Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd absolutely ruin... whoever is sitting to the left of... I can't. People follow me on this shit Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:12:11 AMTwitter for Android
Protip: unfiltered sake is sweeter but it honestly looks like the bartender shit a load in my shot glass Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter for Android
Ah for fucks sake... words with friends letters are: U E I U E I U... the fuck am I supposed to do with that shit Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:31:25 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo 1) my freshmen mentees wished they could bang me and 2) you're not in college anymore so stop retweeting that shit 80 times :-)
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Holy shit its cold in NY Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:37:56 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @michellemm22 I looked into it for them. It's a hosting issue. I gave them the info to file a ticket. No one does shit at that place
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime http://bit.ly/u3zpBS Monday, January 02, 2012 1:26:02 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"A shit's more important than doing your hair. Whatddaya want the guy to shit his pants?" Monday, January 02, 2012 12:01:16 PMTwitter for Android
If I day drink a little bit, then go to Sonic, that shits gonna taste boss. Sunday, January 01, 2012 4:55:41 PMTwitter for Android
Alcohol is like free in Arizona. Holy shit. Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:04:21 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Dumbfuck IT Guy Can't Keep His Shit Secure http://bit.ly/rqhjNu Monday, December 26, 2011 11:23:12 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:48 PMTwitter for Android
Read random tweets of mine: http://t.co/yjBPie1 (looks like shit.. I just did the db work and php, not the frontend so stfu) Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:18:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure my favorite Christmas gift of all time was Pokemon Blue in 5th grade. Shit was REAL Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:10:43 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS IS SOOO ALEXEY: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT You can able tell senior devops by they are go batshit crazy at least of once per day. Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:07:57 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Keep Wasting Money, Shitheads http://bit.ly/sEFMMs Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:19:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Firefox: Now Shittier than Internet Explorer (In terms of Security) http://t.co/2yBHd7N Tuesday, December 13, 2011 7:47:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I can't get more than 2 minutes to myself here without someone coming up to me bc they need something. Like. I can't get shit done. Go away. Monday, December 12, 2011 10:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
That was fucking brilliant!!! Ho.Ly.Shit. Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:54:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PMTwitter for Android
what bullshit wendys is closed at this early hr. fuck man. 45th st wendys wouldnt have closed. f man Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:17:59 AMtxt
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I need to go on a trip later this month and my phone is too shitty for it Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:39:13 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit http://bit.ly/uxhjEu Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:54:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine http://t.co/oGRleCo Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:36:34 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
i look like a fucking jackoff on this train with this piece of shit dumb phone. 0 street cred Monday, December 05, 2011 7:30:38 PMtxt
every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck Monday, December 05, 2011 7:18:18 PMtxt
these boards are full of shit... Friday, December 02, 2011 7:31:12 PMtxt
Our Android app is a piece of shit Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client
USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PMTwitter for Android
the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PMtxt
@__JLu No I have not used a Dvorak keyboard layout before! Where would I get that? I used a European keyboard once. Shit was impossible
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, November 28, 2011 10:17:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
If Verizon doesn't open up pre-orders the Galaxy Nexus in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to go batshit crazy Monday, November 28, 2011 1:19:54 PMTwitter Web Client
feel like fuckin shit right now...... Sunday, November 27, 2011 3:43:31 AMtxt
The office coffee today is vile. *dumping it now* and I can usually drink shitty coffee Friday, November 18, 2011 11:23:11 AMTwitter Web Client
they'll find me dead one day. it'll teach them a fuckin lesson and i won't be around to give a shit about it. Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:33:08 PMTwitter Web Client
made it to a college bro house. i miss this shit. #tooold Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:30:25 PMtxt
I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client
first tweet didn't go through. Eating dinner and my moms watching Glee, so I'm ripping on it. Such a shitty show Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:34:31 PMTwitter for Android
why is this fucking train not pulling out.... i need to go home and shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:33:24 PMtxt
holy shit. that is a dump and a half... Monday, November 07, 2011 8:28:49 PMtxt
@mich_amore @SonicBlur23 @lisa_marie926 What's this bullshit you all get to play all day long. I'm sitting at work and feel like shit
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 2:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck man... Feel like shit Sunday, November 06, 2011 11:47:09 PMtxt
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit, Part 2 http://t.co/DJGCGCD Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:51:37 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: My Host Is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zYXZFOf Saturday, November 05, 2011 10:40:55 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Google Needs to Get their UI Shit Together http://bit.ly/tLoNjj Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:55:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
someone shit this subway station... it reeks in here Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:16:24 PMtxt
Netta is going to give me SO much shit for my antics... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 1:59:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Just saw on the news that lonliness is linked to depression. Ya think, you fuckin assholes? No shit. Who does these idiotic studies? Tuesday, November 01, 2011 11:29:05 PMTwitter for Android
already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough. Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:42:32 AMtxt
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck this crowded shithole train Thursday, October 27, 2011 8:01:37 PMtxt
@Waspito Fuck that shit. Have a beer or 6
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:33:25 AMTwitter Web Client
if Verizon doesn't launch the Galaxy Nexus on the 10th, I swear. (I'm in NEED of a phone, folks. Like... I'm using a shitty enV) Saturday, October 22, 2011 6:30:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
And this is another fucking piece of shit phone that has to go, you frozen fuck. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:26:28 AMTwitter Web Client
They don't pay me enough for this fucking shit. I expect to get free Hilton rooms whenever the fuck I want for my efforts. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:25:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Why is this all slow and shit" Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
It's fucking bullshit that I need to be running my air conditioner on OCTOBER 10th. It should be cold outside. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucking Firefox Sync. Thanks for overwriting my bookmarks with old shit you bastards. Thursday, October 06, 2011 9:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear every single tech blog on my news reader, Shut the fuck up about the iPhone 5. I don't give a shit and will be getting a Nexus Prime Tuesday, October 04, 2011 12:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I look at things and I'm like... Enough of this shit. Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Golson runs like he has shit in his pants Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:53:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus fucking christ. fix the brakes on this piece of shit 6 train. I think I'm deaf now. Monday, September 26, 2011 7:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, I've got jack shit to do for another 20 minutes while I wait for this build to finish compiling before I can test it's ass off. Monday, September 26, 2011 9:50:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Actual IMs during work: "idk shit about megan so i'd one night stand that" Thursday, September 22, 2011 6:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
IT people want to push Antivirus software to my computer. Absolutely not. I will have that shit uninstalled in 4 minutes flat. Thursday, September 22, 2011 3:26:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic Come on, abusers. Command line that shit.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:14:52 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:15:39 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
The fuck is it with bitch ass UK clients trying to use mother fucking leading zeroes in Excel? It removes it, shitheads! And you blame us... Monday, September 12, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is everything a fucking shitshow today? Why am I the only person qualified to fix EVERYTHING? Monday, September 12, 2011 11:00:15 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Web Design Looked Like Shit in 2001 http://t.co/3jporRi Sunday, September 11, 2011 1:33:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
Can this fucking topheavy shitbox train rock from side to side any more violently? I'm seasick over here. Friday, September 09, 2011 9:12:11 AMTwitter for Android
Looks like the shit just hit the fan. Wednesday, September 07, 2011 2:19:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Jeweler goes to change my watch battery (I'd do it myself but it was impossible to open) and scratched the fucking shit out of it. Asshole Saturday, September 03, 2011 4:20:49 PMTwitter for Android
Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess Friday, September 02, 2011 4:26:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
mother. fuck. Verizon... Rumors are they're ruining the Nexus Prime and rebranding it as the Droid Prime? Figures. It's going to shit now. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:10:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Hint: the MTA is full of shit when they say trains are running normally. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 8:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles http://bit.ly/qGWEY5 Friday, August 26, 2011 9:20:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Do not go to my blog. There's been a code injection and it's loading shit from virus sites. I'll put it up once it's cleaned up. Sunday, August 14, 2011 8:21:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't check in to the bar on foursquare because my phone is being a piece of shit Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:26:35 PMTwitter for Android
you know... losing a few paychecks in one day in this piece of shit stock market is always a cool thing, bros. Monday, August 08, 2011 3:36:23 PMTwitter Web Client
The office coffee tastes really good this morning. That being said, it will probably give me the shits later. Monday, August 08, 2011 10:38:03 AMTwitter Web Client
protip: It's easy to crash the shit out of Gmail if you use up your entire storage allocation. Runs like ass. Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:47:46 AMTwitter Web Client
in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:06:39 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Barack Obama's Women's World Cup Tweet is Some Bullshit http://bit.ly/nG0u20 Monday, July 18, 2011 10:04:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
No one gives a shit about women's soccer... Sunday, July 17, 2011 5:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
God damnit the 45th st wendys wasn't this fuckin slow. I miss that shithole Friday, July 08, 2011 11:58:50 PMTwitter for Android
God damn it. This shit needs to stop saying I'm at bars with malori Friday, July 08, 2011 9:40:04 PMTwitter for Android
Hooooooly shit. look who just walked in Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Just logged in to CollegePublisher for shits and giggles. Still insanely slow and non-functional. They'll never learn Monday, July 04, 2011 11:06:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Words with friends has a horseshit dictionary. Just got 24 pts vs @colithika for the word poon. Enjoyyy Sunday, July 03, 2011 7:41:26 PMTwitter for Android
Alcohol free bbq... The fuck is this shit, rehab? I need a beer. Or 5. Sunday, July 03, 2011 3:16:06 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito The D1/D2 hardware is too shitty to run Gingerbread. I still have a D1 and its slow as fuck with 2.2. It was fast at first with 2.0
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:48:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Brian Cashman is Gay for Sergio Mitre's penis. Guy gets fired from a shit team, and we pick him up? What the shit is this? Saturday, July 02, 2011 6:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Two questions. Why are we so old and why wasn't I doing this shit when I was their age... Friday, June 17, 2011 11:39:16 PMTwitter for Android
I need to get my shit together Tuesday, June 14, 2011 1:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Whats this shit the Yankees forgot how to beat the Red Sox. They're like 1-8 against them this season? Then they wonder why I hit the bottle Friday, June 10, 2011 1:34:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit! He came over again and I was still at it! Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:57:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I feel like a fat tub of shit Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:59:37 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: I Called This Bieber/Gomez Bullshit Over a Year Ago http://bit.ly/lNQ9Ex Monday, May 23, 2011 11:15:54 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Microsoft Arc Mouse Looks Shitty (Probably Apple's Fault) http://bit.ly/mhPB4A Monday, May 23, 2011 1:00:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Christ Firefox is such a memory leaky piece of shit. This is me running Firefox and Chrome simultaneously since 10 http://twitpic.com/503rpg Friday, May 20, 2011 11:12:45 AMTwitpic
Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ Monday, May 16, 2011 8:58:16 AMTwitter for Android
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit? Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:28:44 PMTwitter for Android
My plan for this wedding... get shitfaced and do work on this smokebomb in the bridal party. Saturday, May 07, 2011 7:21:34 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:34:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm jealous of Android 2.3 video Google Talk. GRR. Fucking Verizon, where are the 4G Android 2.3 phones? Still putting out 2.1 shit Friday, April 29, 2011 12:31:51 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @dannyrob88: Sitting on this shitty,ass train w @portfolioso ... He looks like a fag Monday, April 25, 2011 10:41:24 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: HAHA Your Shitty iPhone is Spying On Your Ass http://bit.ly/fnfiyf Thursday, April 21, 2011 9:13:51 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Frankalankster you are at such a shitty place. I'm with a bunch of bombshells.
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Friday, April 15, 2011 11:39:44 PMTwitter for Android
Ahhh shit. Got into the habit of abusing my coworkers' asses me style.... winning Friday, April 15, 2011 10:45:50 PMTwitter for Android
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
I'm gonna pound beers, get shitty, go to the dizzy dolphin and find sluts Saturday, April 09, 2011 11:46:45 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 frusciante's the shit
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Friday, April 08, 2011 10:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit useless investment I own... Just got my quarterly dividend of $8.33. I'm loaded now... Thursday, April 07, 2011 10:13:35 AMTwitter for Android
Seriously, who goes to the NCAA championship game with such a shitty assed lame sign. Monday, April 04, 2011 10:21:32 PMTwitter Web Client
son of a bitch. The @LinkedIn_Today truck was a block away from where I work this morning. Missed some free shit. Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:46:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams I know exactly where libya is. Same shit.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:55:49 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This East Side Access Project Sounds Shitty to Me... http://bit.ly/ifN32n Friday, March 25, 2011 12:52:09 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit. Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:57:34 PMTwitter for Android
Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train. Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 AMTwitter for Android
Whaaaaaa. VP of marketing just showed me his Verizon Thunderbolt 4G. It got 10mbps down. I shit you not. Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:02:35 PMTwitter for Android
On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AMTwitter for Android
This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:56:42 AMTwitter for Android
This is gonna get shitsky :-) Friday, March 04, 2011 9:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
Charlie Sheen is the shit. Wednesday, March 02, 2011 8:39:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Not in a good mood right now. Sick, tons of shit to do and they took the ipod touch back. Tuesday, February 22, 2011 11:33:00 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Look at this Tub of Shit http://bit.ly/egW6u0 Saturday, February 19, 2011 2:02:19 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Holy shit. Shake shack line is like 2 miles long Friday, February 18, 2011 5:32:46 PMTwitter for Android
Such a bunch of bullshit. Id bet every penny i own she blew the fuck o... welp he just walked out she had to Friday, February 11, 2011 1:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
Glad my mom bought this shit for me... someone cares.... that being said im goin to plow the cali girl tomorrow http://t.co/y9fPHhs Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:39:58 AMTwitter for Android
I admin the shit out of this Ubuntu box. I love having my own Rackspace cloud server Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:23:56 PMTwitter for Android
Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy fucking shit. Ive never seen a hot train conductor before. Ummm I forgot my ticket. Punish me O:) Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
I shit you not, I have a client named Mehboob... lol Friday, January 28, 2011 11:43:15 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah actually... Rereading my tweets from last year, I probably should have been in rehab... What a mess. Cleaned that shit up sorta Friday, January 28, 2011 2:46:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Watchin Nat Geo... proof 9/11 was a controlled demolition. No shit. Finally some real analysis on tv other than zeitgeist and loose change Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
Must. Never. Drink. Office. Coffee. Again. Spent my evening on the shitter nonstop. Ass is gonna fall off. Friday, January 21, 2011 12:54:53 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in. Tuesday, January 18, 2011 9:01:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:43:56 AMTwitter for Android
Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express Monday, January 17, 2011 7:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
"90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself" Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:47:24 AMTwitter for Android
Got a water hot dog and hot pretzel for $3 at the Loyola MD game. Shits fuckin free down here, isn't it? Friday, January 14, 2011 7:21:41 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanna pull this hunk of m7 shit outta crestwood? Or park here for the night.. christ Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:23:13 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking M7 train rocking back and forth like a topheavy shitpile Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:15:42 AMTwitter for Android
Welp... Same old shit. Or as Lincoln would say: The ole shit same Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:38:16 AMTwitter for Android
Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Madison Square Park is the shit http://twitpic.com/3kmvvp Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:34:22 PMTwitter for Android
Oh noes! I don't learn. Drank the office coffe again. This is gonna get shitsky... Tuesday, December 28, 2010 1:43:20 PMTwitter for Android
Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:48:46 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This Skype Outage is Full Of Shit http://bit.ly/gbwNem Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:35:52 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit http://bit.ly/eDpXiI Monday, December 13, 2010 5:12:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
This isn't flying, Verizon FiOS. I'm gonna need a gigabit router, I can't be maxing shit out at 100MBPS sending 10s of gigs around my LAN Monday, December 13, 2010 1:05:22 AMTwitter Web Client
"Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Read this Shit on Your Phones, It's Better Now (Also, faster) http://bit.ly/hY7ClV Sunday, December 05, 2010 5:04:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Bombardier M7-A is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/fVnWrT Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:43:38 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit. Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:24:39 AMTwitter for Android
Same psycho who was air boxing in Madison Square Park last week now has nunchucks and is beating the shit out of the air Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I Rooted The Shit out of my Droid http://bit.ly/bWpeSS Monday, November 15, 2010 3:31:50 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass Monday, November 08, 2010 5:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Casino is on Encore. Movie's the shit. Sunday, November 07, 2010 12:40:46 AMTwitter Web Client
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:17:16 PMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
See this is the shit I can't do that I need to do... christ. Friday, October 29, 2010 7:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
This election shit needs to end. I hate getting attacked by campaigners at the train station Friday, October 29, 2010 7:55:35 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them
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Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final. Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:01:46 AMTwitter Web Client
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
My football picks this week are whack. I pretty much did shitty looking up expert opinions last week, so I went against what everyone said Saturday, October 09, 2010 12:27:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.
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Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit. Friday, October 01, 2010 1:33:08 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: T'rowin' Out De Ole Shit Saaaaame http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/30/trowin-out-de-ole-shit-saaaaame/ Thursday, September 30, 2010 9:12:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit.
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Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge Friday, September 17, 2010 9:11:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled. Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43:17 PMTwitter for Android
And why is this gay staring at me. I'm not into that shit. Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:58:36 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Cut out that vicodan shit.
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta admit, Microsoft's HTML5 demos for IE9 are impressive but run like shit on my i7 in Chrome & Firefox. Needs moar hardware acceleration Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 Two unrelated events actually. The way I've been tweeting, it sounded like I was shitcanned, but I was scheduled to leave anyway
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Friday, August 27, 2010 4:59:10 PMTwitter Web Client
These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AMtwidroid
I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God. Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AMtwidroid
As shitty as Entourage has been this season, tonight's episode was insane. Ari's the man Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:39 PMTwitter Web Client
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: A Bunch of Bullshit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/16/a-bunch-of-bullshit/ Monday, August 16, 2010 11:34:19 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito I knew some were in the works but I didn't think they were released yet. Tablets are pointless. Android is still the shit.
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Monday, August 16, 2010 8:00:59 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Justin Bieber is a Stupid Little Shitbucket http://bit.ly/9Ywwbt Monday, August 16, 2010 7:59:07 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Will you fucking little shits shut the fuck up?: OMG kids piss me off so much. Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:56:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin cool. I click a YouTube link and my fucking screen blanks and my computer locks solid. Piece of shit's getting replaced soon. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:52:30 PMTwitter Web Client
HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: I Need to Marry the Shit out of this Girl http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/i-need-to-marry-the-shit-out-of-this-girl/ Tuesday, August 10, 2010 1:51:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
These little fuckin shits are driving me crazy and I don't even work with them. Kids Wednesday, August 04, 2010 1:08:19 PMtwidroid
I install and configure the districts fucking shit all day long and now when im home i need to continue installing and configging. fml Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Come on Newegg... Ship my shit! I orded it last night usually it's out already. You're better than that Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PMtwidroid
Can't read my own handwriting. Was that a 5 or an S in that PO number? Shitsky... And why am I working from home on a Friday evening? Friday, July 30, 2010 5:56:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: The West Coast Doesn't Give a Shit About Jersey Shore http://bit.ly/alrNal Friday, July 30, 2010 10:19:22 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PMtwidroid
Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I am fucking fat and just ordered 3 pounds of this shit (@ Wendy's) http://4sq.com/bkYLrG Friday, July 23, 2010 1:06:13 PMfoursquare
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah... My shit. I need to get it together Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:47:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm reading live blogs of Steve Jobs' iPhone 4 press conference and it's making me rage because he is SO FULL OF SHIT. Friday, July 16, 2010 1:51:36 PMTwitter Web Client

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