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en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AMTwitter Web Client
"(What's your name?) T-Good (Whatcha do?) I'm a plumber (How ya do it) I lay the pipe for that ass to make her dance" -absolutely hysterical Monday, December 14, 2009 12:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PMtxt
joe's dumpy ass rum. no dick in my brand name Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:24:36 PMtxt
am i becoming a slow walker? two people passed me today. no one usually passes me Thursday, December 10, 2009 1:53:42 PMtxt
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PMtxt
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
My prof: "Second semester senior year-do the grades matter? No." This woman's awesome. Never learned more frOm the 2 classes I took with her Wednesday, December 02, 2009 1:02:07 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/rtfvl - 635 Kills thanks to my awesome Medic assist. Love Killing Floor Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:51:33 AMTwitpic
I'm pretty sure a cell phone charger shouldn't emit a loud ass high frequency hiss when plugged into the wall. The F Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:35:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Epic Zombie killing. And epic quote: "Rio, get your black ass back in this weed pit" Thursday, November 26, 2009 5:09:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Cleary rewriting some Live lyrics: "Lightning crashes, and Tom passes out" With that being said, I'm goin to bed. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 2:07:56 AMTwitter Web Client
9;30 class! woooooo Tuesday, November 24, 2009 9:26:15 AMtxt
"I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I wish all my classes were like that... Fascinating Thursday, November 19, 2009 4:42:40 PMtxt
I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AMtxt
im giving these fucking clouds 2 fucking hours top get their asses out of the southeastern skies or there will be problems Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:29:13 AMtxt
just woke up n thought i slept through class Friday, November 13, 2009 4:34:18 PMtxt
Public Safety decided to make a scene with their flashing lights to yell at me because I was sitting on the grass on the phone. What a crime Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:09:21 AMTwitter Web Client
this class. i'm dying..... Friday, November 06, 2009 10:37:07 AMtxt
Darryl shut your drunk ass up. No one cares and you're rambling Friday, November 06, 2009 12:51:43 AMTwitter Web Client
well that exam was miserable... cant wait until next semester when my classes get easy Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:12:58 AMtxt
byfar the most painful class i sat through in 2 years Monday, November 02, 2009 10:31:56 AMtxt
i have "get away from me" written on my face, don't I? fuck all you goddamn cunt asses Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:48:17 AMDELETED
nice ass. fuckin christ Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:21:07 AMtxt
class, then laundry / cleaning my complete shithole house. then its the weekend bitches Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31:24 AMtxt
Shake it off and take it back to NY. (besides the fact Girardi is a dumbass and Swish is useless this postseason) Thursday, October 22, 2009 11:38:26 PMtxt
Took a really easy SQL quiz that I didn't even study for because I played KF until 3AM instead. Now, free class time for internets. The life Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:24:04 AMTwitter Web Client
FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PMtxt
what? a woman who actually walks faster than me? Can't say I've seen that before. No one usually passes me when I'm walking to class Monday, October 19, 2009 10:50:56 AMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
today is sleep past your morning class day. At least I wasn't the only one. Thursday, October 08, 2009 2:14:31 PMtxt
wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AMtxt
i have legit things to do today. this class is an epic waste of my time Friday, October 02, 2009 9:24:31 AMtxt
Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AMTwitter Web Client
watching a video on China in my mgmt class. There's a British dude with a sick accent that reminds me of my KF character Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:14:11 PMtxt
There is a nasty ass girl in my house right now Friday, September 25, 2009 9:37:03 PMtxt
I've had it up to here with these hot as ballsack DSB classrooms. Thursday, September 24, 2009 3:30:24 PMtxt
nice ass Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:56:15 PMtxt
This useless-ass class is a waste of my time... Tuesday, September 22, 2009 9:21:16 AMtxt
Bed. And pumped because I'll be taking a listen to the new Alice in Chains album! Lots of classes tomorrow... Monday, September 21, 2009 1:39:19 AMTwitter Web Client
I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AMtxt
@Waspito False, you're from Westchester. You root for the Giants fool. Not a hick ass upstate NY team just b/cyou go to school there
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2009 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
The fucking internet on this campus sucks ass. 128k. I miss the Optimum Online at The Swamp Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:37:34 PMTwitter Web Client
The day of never ending classes begins Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:52:26 AMtxt
2 Classes: 11-4:30 with a half hour break. This is going to be awful (considering I used to be off on Wednesdays) Wednesday, September 02, 2009 10:38:40 AMTwitter Web Client
"That asses" Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:17:44 PMtxt
Please explain to me why every classroom at this school got a box of hot pretzels delivered. Why is that necessary? Monday, August 24, 2009 2:11:11 PMtxt
http://twitpic.com/drepg - Yes, this was a TEACHER's display board in a 5th grade classroom. Asshole Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:49:49 PMTwitpic
A plus of working in a gross school in the summer: hot ass camp counsellors Tuesday, August 11, 2009 11:13:15 AMtxt
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
Nice ass. And you're eating a banana. Lol Sunday, August 09, 2009 8:34:59 AMtxt
This asshole is off the wall today Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:36:43 AMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PMtxt
Me: "We don't do things half assed here" John: "I know. We do them full assed" Monday, August 03, 2009 1:23:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Hell yeah. Smokin ass teachers! Thursday, July 30, 2009 10:22:23 AMtxt
My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PMtwhirl
I can't take this hot ass weather Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:32:55 PMtwhirl
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Nice ass in those pink shorts. Also Tc gets a free vod sprite on me, but he's being a nance. Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:09:48 AMtxt
Sick. I bypassed Verizon's annoying Voicemail system and am forwarding voicemails to google voice so I can delete them from the web. Wooooot Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:13:45 AMtwhirl
Today sucks ass Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:31:14 AMtxt
Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PMtwhirl
Slacking my ass off because I'm lazy as fuck. My twitter is private, so I can say this Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/a8eru - Holy crap! That's one big ass drill Monday, July 13, 2009 12:11:07 PMTwitpic
Fucking bulky ass CRT monitors. I'm changing RAM in a computer lab and they're all cable managed and huge so there's nowhere to put them Monday, July 13, 2009 10:13:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Green day on a classic rock station? Serious? I'm not that old, am I? Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:59:18 AMtxt
I can't decide whether or not Centrone's assistant is hot. Monday, July 06, 2009 11:59:43 AMtxt
My ass is finally in a cushioned seat field level at yankee stadium. woot Thursday, July 02, 2009 8:53:06 PMTwitter SMS
http://twitpic.com/91gfu - This was a tv until the case imploded on us. I.T serious business Thursday, July 02, 2009 9:29:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Just saw the biggest assed mosquito ever and sprayed it with windex Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:01:39 AMTwitter SMS
Just listened to new Alice in Chains. It's decent. DuVall did a great job copying Staley's voice. And it's a classic AIC sound. Tuesday, June 30, 2009 4:43:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Blogging my ass off lately. Pre-writing tomorrow's Firefox 3.5 post Monday, June 29, 2009 6:08:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So they're finally ripping up the nasty ass, stained, molded carpet in Gedge's room. it hasn't been changed since I was in 6th grade. lol Monday, June 29, 2009 4:47:56 PMTwitter Web Client
It's always the old slow ass computers that hold me back. Move! Monday, June 29, 2009 1:12:22 PMTwitter SMS
One shitty ass company finally gives me what I want and now the new company we're switching to is slacking. I can't win. Monday, June 29, 2009 7:45:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I shouldn't bother going to bed. I'll just be more tired getting up. Today is going to suck ass. Monday, June 29, 2009 6:09:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Just saw a picture of Michael Jackson's scary ass face on a website & wasn't expecting it. It freaked me out. Die already. Oh wait... Saturday, June 27, 2009 4:02:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You dumbass. I've been telling you to use Firefox for months. Also, If you think 3.0 is fast, wait till 3.5 .. It's faster
In reply to @'s tweet
Friday, June 26, 2009 11:45:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Hour number 5 of cleaning filthy ass dusty projectors Friday, June 26, 2009 12:53:12 PMTwitter SMS
Getting SSH to authenticate using public keys on windows is a pain in the ass... Thursday, June 25, 2009 10:14:36 PMTwitter Web Client
proper twitter usage: if i tweet "@username takes it in the ass with a tire iron" reply should be like "@me wheres your girl nig" Monday, June 22, 2009 4:20:26 AMTwitter Web Client
I am sick of Minefield being a buggy ass piece of shit. Now that Firefox 3.5 RC is out, I'll be using that. Stability FTW Monday, June 22, 2009 3:11:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to stop with the asses on the yearbook pages for the women's sports teams. They end up on the page without me realizing it. Saturday, June 20, 2009 1:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
What an ass on this smokin' Res Life intern. Personal assistant to Senor Downer? The lucky bastard. Friday, June 19, 2009 3:10:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Excellent bike ride. Highlights include a goose hissing at me and a hot piece of ass. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:53:56 AMTwitter Web Client
..or I'm just a dumbass and had my camera res set to 320x240 for the last week. User error... Sunday, June 07, 2009 5:02:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika The point of twitter is for stupid ass updates and complaints no one cares about. stop sending it to your phone if you dont' care
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:18:56 PMTwitter Web Client
You leave 11 men on base, you lose. Simple as that. asses Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:01:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow. Turion64 1st generation processors suck ass. My 2.2ghz 4 yr old shitbox benches the same as a 1.6ghz atom processor Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3:57:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin public shitty ass slow trackers. I have a 20MBPS connection and need one episode, and it's coming down <1MBPS 2 hours!! FML Monday, May 25, 2009 1:15:17 AMTwitter Web Client
AIM 7 is an absolute GUI failure. In non tech terms, it looks like asshole. Just as AOL gets AIM 6.9 right, they ruin it. Keep away from it. Friday, May 22, 2009 6:27:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck are my google pages being sent to me in French. I have a US IP address, assholes. It's getting annoying Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:04:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Attention fucking idiots, DO NOT STOP to talk on stairs and in doorways. Keep it moving, it's crowded. Don't be a dumbass. Saturday, May 16, 2009 9:33:30 PMTwitter Web Client
The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later! Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Workin my ass off on yearbook pages + Flickr slideshow of Senior Week will be posted for the Mirror. <3 covering 2 orgs at once. Pay raise? Wednesday, May 13, 2009 1:25:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Stupid useless-ass core lowering my GPA. Got As in my major classes though. Monday, May 11, 2009 3:39:26 PMTwitter Web Client
"My head is killing my ass right now" - Me "This is a pain in the bitch" -Tom on moving out Saturday, May 09, 2009 12:06:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika dane cook sucks ass. hes not even funny nigga. drink instead
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, May 04, 2009 12:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Pain in the ass with the BCC fire alarm... Wednesday, April 29, 2009 3:43:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow almost Nanced out for the night. Classic. Wake up me, you've got the rest of the night ahead. Saturday, April 25, 2009 9:07:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Eeeeeeeeeets a Fridaeeeeeeeee. One moron's class, then lunch, then weekend (insane amount of work though. Grr) Friday, April 17, 2009 10:04:43 AMTwitter Web Client
A-Rod has been reduced to hitting off a tee in his minor league rehab assignment. That and womanizing... GTFO my team Monday, April 13, 2009 1:22:00 AMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOT Already got registered for a class. One less for me to worry about with my shitty lottery number. Thanks IRC Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:07:18 PMTwitter Web Client
which one of you pains in the asses keeps reversing the toilet paper in this house? Tuesday, April 07, 2009 7:37:55 PMTwitter Web Client
This class is not ending. I'm not bored, but it's just taking forever Tuesday, April 07, 2009 6:08:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that the movie I'm watching for my English class is in French Wednesday, April 01, 2009 6:20:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Picking classes. Huge pain in the ass Monday, March 30, 2009 7:03:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito ass. I'll do that next thurs. "Everyday its something hits me all so cold. Find me sittin by myself no excuses, then I know"
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:22:40 PMTwitter Web Client
yes, @colithika and @waspito, we are in the middle of a big ass thunderstorm. It missed you guys? Sunday, March 29, 2009 9:32:00 PMTwitter Web Client
"I'm sorry, I just ripped ass so hard" - Keith (SBD) Friday, March 27, 2009 12:20:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AMTwitter Web Client
STFU with the backup alarm... Jeez all class long it's been going Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:03:15 PMTwitter Web Client
This semester blows. Correction: every class I am taking this semester blows. Wednesday, March 18, 2009 10:47:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Whale Rider is a terrible movie. Struggling through it for class Wednesday, March 18, 2009 5:34:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Why am I not tired now, but during class I'm half shot? Tuesday, March 17, 2009 2:22:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Family Guy needs to cut it out with the extended ass cut scenes that waste time because MacFarlane is too lazy to write new material Sunday, March 15, 2009 9:08:47 PMTwitter Web Client
This class is literally a chiste. We spent 10 minutes on a joke presentation that made us all laugh more than we learned. Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:15:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to be a fucking senior and I register last at 6:15 PM. Cheers to no classes being available. AGAIN (I never get a good time slot) Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:20:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Great ass movie poster (literally): http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y111/SAFC/2mzli0z.jpg Tuesday, March 03, 2009 10:36:18 PMTwitter Web Client
This IS class bores me. everything we talk about in class, I learn in our meeting before class... Thanks. Nap time? Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:57:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Fairfield really needs to take it easy with the cold ass, constant wind in my face. Nonstop annoyance on my 15 min walks to class. Monday, February 23, 2009 1:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
There's a British dude passed out on our toilet Sunday, February 22, 2009 2:42:28 AMTwitter Web Client
There's a difference between decent tweets and annoying ass tweets Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:16:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Hot as balls in this classroom Monday, February 09, 2009 2:10:01 PMTwitter Web Client
And now I start my International HR assignment.That class will be the death of me Monday, February 02, 2009 2:40:34 AMTwitter Web Client
oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AMTwitter Web Client
GRRR proactive interference. Changed my password and I keep typing in the old one every time... Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:56:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin wireless is down again, DHCP wont assign addresses. CNS won't be back until tuesday, so we're screwed. I hate our network here. Sunday, January 18, 2009 7:18:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Awesome, it's 4 degrees. Nice walk to class in a few... Friday, January 16, 2009 9:12:26 AMTwitter Web Client
So my package from NY to Hartford CT went from NY to NJ and is now in Springfield Mass. Um, you bypassed Hartford morons... Thursday, January 08, 2009 3:26:35 PMTwitter Web Client
The same two annoying ass people IM me nonstop. Isn't there anyone else who has anything to say to me (not that I care, just wondering) Sunday, January 04, 2009 6:48:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Verizon Store. Dealing with this shitty ass phone. Friday, December 26, 2008 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
New feature on my phone: shuts off every single time I flip it open. Pain in the ass, now I need a new one... Wednesday, December 24, 2008 8:15:11 PMTwitter Web Client
One week later, no grade. How f'in lazy & stupid are you? I had profs put grades up a day after our final. Your class sucked btw =O Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:03:12 PMTwitter Web Client
$283 in books for ONE class next semester. A core class. Professor's on crack and out of his mind. I have a problem with people like this... Friday, December 19, 2008 10:03:27 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Guy seriously. I feel like a fat unhealthy ass bc I ate 2 Christmas tree cookies, + a burget & fries for dinner. Have a salad.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, December 15, 2008 2:41:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Our DHCP server has been down for 9 hours which shows you our computer people here are dumbasses. Static IP ftw, no one else has internets Friday, December 12, 2008 8:24:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Just uploaded that final... Out of my 6 classes, I am completely done with 1 this semester. Woot! Wednesday, December 10, 2008 7:30:10 AMTwitter Web Client
I love how our last day of classes is next Wednesday, but I have a class that Thurs and the following Thurs after that. Thanks, Chuntley Friday, December 05, 2008 10:21:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Wht an ass on that one. One thing you don't see at the townhouses all the time... Monday, December 01, 2008 5:20:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Why do I keep muting the fuckin F. Such a pain in the ass to play Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
45 more minutes. I'm ready to pass out. SO tired. Thursday, November 20, 2008 8:59:53 PMTwitter Web Client
You're a reall pain in the ass cutting my winter break short for training. Jeeez. Train for what... Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:59:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a fucking paper to write and I'm sitting in a useless fucking class... Grr. Thursday, November 06, 2008 3:26:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Yay! In class 'till 9:30 doing system diagramming. Fun times..... Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:44:30 PMTwitter Web Client
30 minutes have gone by and this professor hasn't taught a thing. The class is a 100% jokefiesta with all filler. Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:57:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Woot. Picked classes for next semester. And now we wait (and see if I actually get them) Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:46:31 PMtwhirl
My music professor thinks that her core class is God's gift to man and the most important course ever offered. So much pointless work. Grr!! Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:18:50 PMtwhirl
next two days suck ass Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:44:05 AMtwhirl
Fucking youtube is performing site maintenance and I need to upload a video for class Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:01:35 AMtwhirl
Our internet sucks ass right now Monday, October 20, 2008 11:13:44 PMtwhirl
@Waspito Yes, cya then. And I can bring the $75 for the ticket, because I don't believe in debt like our fucking dumbass country
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, October 09, 2008 5:00:33 PMtwhirl
Marc & Dan need to stop having private convos via Twitter. Twitter is for status updates, like "holy shit that girl over there has some ass" Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:51:41 AMtwhirl
It's early and I have class, followed by lunch, followed by paper writing all day. booo Tuesday, October 07, 2008 9:11:38 AMtwhirl
Lou Pinella, you fucked up my bracket asshole. Thanks to your stupid ass team, it's all wrong now. Now people are going to think I'm a joker Sunday, October 05, 2008 9:00:37 AMtwhirl
what an ass on this one Monday, September 29, 2008 3:13:36 PMTwitter Web Client
My music professor is an asshole, gives too much work, and got a shitty Weezer song stuck in my head. Friday, September 26, 2008 12:42:52 PMTwitter Web Client
We don't have mother fucking running water. Stupid fuck that cut the water main is an asshole. Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:40:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Our recycling pickup sucks ass. So much for "put it out Wednesday night, we come Thursday morning" psh. Second week of my bin overflowing. Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:01:18 PMtwhirl
lol embarassing twitter update again. this replaces it. i'm fine. i swear Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:08:25 AMtwhirl
cockblocked as usual. this country sucks ass, im going to canada or germany asap. also no matter w. the fuck i do, i'll always b cockblo ... Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:07:44 AMtwhirl
"O wow.. Something else to watch out for: embarassing Twitter updates. Saturday, September 06, 2008 6:56:53 AMtwhirl
Low low low. Yanks lost, no ass for me, and I'm 0-2 on my own table this year. fuck my life. also cockblocks, 90 of them. for 20 years. fuck Saturday, September 06, 2008 2:47:27 AMtwhirl
3 absolutely hot smokeshows appear across the street in a hot ass car. Since when does that happen and what do they want with the neighbor? Saturday, August 23, 2008 4:36:41 PMtwhirl
@Waspito @Colithika metallica is never in the US and they have epic concerts, so we NEEED to get on that. I can't let that pass
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:41:38 PMtwhirl
I'm gonna smack this friggin radio station for delaying their asses. Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:08:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Getty by EHS. It was 4.09 and then I passed it and it was $4.05 and then it was $3.99. Went down teice in a day!
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 5:40:54 PMtwhirl
Until his big fat ass is helping me lift boxes, I'll do it my way, not his. (My way is better btw). Moron. Monday, August 18, 2008 4:35:02 PMTwitter Web Client
You've got to be fucking kidding me with this baseball team. Fuck October in the ass the way they're going Monday, August 04, 2008 11:37:55 PMtwhirl
What else will go wrong? I'm not in Mass and the Yankees suck Angel penis Friday, August 01, 2008 9:46:56 PMtwhirl
@Waspito I didnt delete you, ass
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:45:11 PMtwhirl
good AC in this classroom. I just think these computers need a LOT of work, even if they don't Wednesday, July 23, 2008 1:22:55 PMtwhirl
Home. Mass twitter update for the night: Dinner, Yankee game, mad paperwork, unpacking, then work the next day Monday, July 21, 2008 7:03:56 PMtwhirl

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