2266 results for shit
| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I dont know why I keep buying these pieces of shit. I don't like iPhones. But get your shit together and start making better shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:53:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Tell @rosterloh this is fucking unacceptable and to produce better phones. Literally the in screen fingerprint reader on the 6 pro is horse shit garbage. It reads my fingerprint probably 20% of the time In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:52:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle The Pixel 4 had the soli face unlock gimmick, which was useless during the pandemic with masks. It was small and had a shit battery. The 6 Pro is on my list of worst phones I've owned. The modem is a piece of shit and 4G to 5G handoff is trash, it overheats ... In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:49:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle I have been loyal to Google Pixels since the 2, and owned the 4 and 6 Pro. Although the hardware and cameras improve, the overall user experience has gotten shitter every iteration for me. In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:48:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up | Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:45:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone. Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Iight he was right about TikTok being some Chinese bullshit that's out to get us, but he's still a jagoff https://t.co/XAJv4iEl2Q | Saturday, December 03, 2022 11:36:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| V important announcement. Unlike George Brett, I am pleased to announce that I didn't shit my pants at the Bellagio https://t.co/hfy1cbtJbq | Friday, December 02, 2022 11:54:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ugh. These shitty well whiskey cokes remind me of my youth at the Stumble Inn properties | Friday, December 02, 2022 12:41:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time | Thursday, December 01, 2022 2:40:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Specifically Google. Get your shit together. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone gives me shit for being negative and calling ut tech companies, but no. I'm sorry. You're tracking my every move and making ad revenue off me. So I get to demand that your shit works well and your UX isn't whack | Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Standing under a heat lamp and my phone's battery temp is 106. Gotta.make this shit last until the pixel 8 comes out | Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What an uncivilized shithole country. How do you threaten to torture the families of people who do something you don't agree with. Straight up terror regime. Fuck em https://t.co/BlmnYx22pb | Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:37:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Overheating piece of shit. 106° battery temp just doing some basic social media and web browsing In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:35:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pixel 6 Pro is literally a heat generator with a shitty fingerprint reader. @madebygoogle | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:26:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Spirit Airlines has absolutely no one at the gate. Flight is delayed 3 hours and they literally have no one to help people who will be missing their connecting flights because it's a bullshit ratchet airline. I have nowhere to be until tomorrow, so I'm coo. But they suck | Sunday, November 27, 2022 4:04:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue | Sunday, November 27, 2022 2:39:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Grab yourself some Anker shit for Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Their stuff is SOLID. | Friday, November 25, 2022 11:35:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My dog is on the shit list. She's a 100lb dumbass that instigated shit with a 40lb pitbull and lost the fight. Got a jaw locked onto her face and ear. Ate out of a puke garbage can twice. Also runs away to the neighbors' a lot. Never did any of this before. BarkBox cancelled | Wednesday, November 23, 2022 7:53:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| 2nd Gen Google Home Hub is a laughable piece of shit. Google Assistant is abysmal at understanding and processing the right commands. Whoever the product owners and or UX designers are obviously don't use the product because they can't see how much of a blantant shitpile it is | Monday, November 21, 2022 11:25:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content) You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products | Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| An actually buggy piece of shit. How is it that you can't cast a video from Google photos. @madebygoogle @googlephotos https://t.co/oXGyTOnSiQ | Saturday, November 19, 2022 11:29:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones. Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! | Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I keep getting Twitter spam from DMs and also being added to private groups of nonsense. Fix this bullshit Elon ffs. | Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:26:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too. | Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'll give dickhead Elon all my DOGE to get verified. Ya know, the bullshit crypto that turned $100 into $20 | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 2:06:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Can someone tell Biden not to rerun in 2024? Literally no one likes him. Like Bro. You're almost 80. You want to deal with all this bullshit for the next 6 years? | Thursday, October 20, 2022 1:36:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just got invited to a 9am tomorrow to help band-aid some infrastructure that I said back in 2015 was a complete pile of shit that should be immediately thrown out and rewritten from the ground up. Yet In the year of our Lord 2022, I'm still dealing with this. I chose wrong. | Wednesday, October 19, 2022 1:03:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Poor Tito is gonna get so much shit for not challenging that, but it's good for me so whatevs | Tuesday, October 18, 2022 5:29:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore. Remember my settings, assholes | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| . @WarnerMedia is a SHIT company. Gutting content just to reduce debt and increase valuation with no regard for the consumer. https://t.co/jsKrA9hXK4 https://t.co/t9VchW69AA | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:48:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Valid article. The Pixel 6 case is an utter piece of shit. Literally started peeling, cracking just like in the article, yellowing, and separating after just 9 months. https://t.co/zuX7GLXqa4 | Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:16:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC everyone's a fucking MORON today at work. I don't have any patience for this bullshit | Tuesday, September 13, 2022 11:35:01 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend | Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| $85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks. I should pay them half my bill for half the speed. And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO | Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm getting TikTok vids of people telling stories about shitting their pants. So idk wtf their algorithm is insinuating over here... | Friday, August 26, 2022 12:48:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OMG. The Pixel 6 fingerprint reader isn't a piece of shit anymore after Android 13. It actually works really well and fast. Gj @madebygoogle | Friday, August 19, 2022 7:52:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Langya Henipavirus (LayV). WTF kind of shit is this and why does all this bullshit come from China? Get the actual f out of here with this nonsense https://t.co/mvr91xZzue | Thursday, August 11, 2022 12:47:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit. https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq | Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced. Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks In reply to @davenewworld_2's tweet | Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Covid was like 1% fatal. Marburg is 100% fatal. If this shit turns into a pandemic, I don't want to be here for it. Just send me right off. This shit, monkeypox. We're all doomed https://t.co/13Jk6s7wD1 | Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:12:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This here is some cool shit. The US peaked. If Saudi Arabia pulls this off I'm going there https://t.co/s1ZUTyKtgL | Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:14:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The @instagram algorithm is complete bullshit. I see more ads and random bullshit from strangers than I see my followers posts. Stop trying to be TikTok, I just want a place I can see what my friends are up to | Monday, July 25, 2022 10:27:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just rewrote some ansible shit that generated configs and now it takes 45 seconds instead of 20 minutes and I was an idiot for doing it the way I did it since 2017 | Thursday, July 21, 2022 4:27:24 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Sen_JoeManchin I hope you get coal miner's lung you dumb piece of shit https://t.co/TFPVsO8adg In reply to @Sen_JoeManchin's tweet | Friday, July 15, 2022 4:26:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hope you radical and dumb motherfuckers have a shitty weekend: @MikeDeWine @DaveYostOH @ToddRokitaIN @HawleyMO @Jim_Jordan https://t.co/3dk6z5mE7f | Friday, July 15, 2022 4:19:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Sir. @ToddRokitaIN Are you fucking kidding me right now? You're going after the doctor? Stop this bullshit immediately. You are trying to sue a doctor for providing healthcare access THE KID COULDN'T GET AT HOME. This poor child is traumatized and you're making this all political https://t.co/K93PM4WSw7 | Thursday, July 14, 2022 11:00:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struggling against the Cincinnati Reds. A gd disgrace. Cancel the postseason, because how are the Yankees supposed to beat the Astros if they play like shit against the second worst team in MLB 🖕 | Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:30:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| David Yost is a pile of shit and I hope he drops his toast butter side down https://t.co/UuiPl86SVV | Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:54:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't want to pay the fucking port Authority of NY NJ $66 to go over a god damn bridge. Cocksuckers. I had a shit enough day as it is | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash. I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail | Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why do I keep getting suggested posts about Nikola Tesla talking shit about Einstein. This is like the third one I got | Tuesday, July 05, 2022 11:10:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Supreme Court: "We don't give a shit about women's bodies, the environment or Native Americans" This court sucks a fat one. (3 of the justices are coo though) | Thursday, June 30, 2022 12:45:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We have 6 piece of shit Supreme Court Justices and they need to be removed. I don't care how. They've gotta go | Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:20:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| First day of the Summer solstice. Can we end this shit already? When's it going to snow again? | Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:12:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I stg I thought this was an Onion article. Horsey cuntface @RepMTG literally thinks trans people are causing tampon shortages because they're putting them in men's bathrooms. Are you fucking serious with this shit? Also, this quote is lol https://t.co/yQTIEpC6Ur | Wednesday, June 15, 2022 1:03:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| $1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 | Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Today annoyed the living shit out of me. Let's try this again tomorrow | Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:38:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nanwhaley Nan, I support you over the batshit Republicans, but $350 payments are laughable and aren't going to do anything except increase debt and inflation further In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet | Wednesday, June 08, 2022 12:44:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/rWTUN19gQI "I'm cool with them, but I won't wear a rainbow patch, because, Jeebus" is literally a dumb shit explanation. | Monday, June 06, 2022 11:39:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is a horse-toothed wacky bastard who has no right representing a festering pile of shit https://t.co/MGhQwo6WyQ | Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:25:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh are my tweets too harsh? I had enough of this shit. I have a baby girl I'm trying to raise in this shithole country | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:52:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet. Society peaked. We're all going to hell | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This needy-assed engineer needs to be able to do shit on his own without me holding his hand. Bruh's been here like 3 years. Learn how to do things | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 10:53:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. | Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ Severino. I turn the game in and your line is 0/0/0 and then you give up a homemade and a walk. I need to stop watching this shit. I'm bad luck | Monday, May 16, 2022 8:26:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stock market is shit but I literally copied Warren Buffett and bought Occidental Petroleum a few weeks ago when he scooped up billions of dollars of it and that shit's up 20%. Just copy the guy. He's never wrong. You can't lose | Monday, May 16, 2022 11:50:22 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Yeah, I miss abusing the dumb shithead on twitter https://t.co/lpWEi0PS6u | Sunday, May 15, 2022 2:01:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker | Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n | Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Come on. Why would you book a swim class makeup on Cinco de Mayo when I'm trying to get shitty on margaritas. | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 10:12:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This shit's never going to end https://t.co/QBSJcKSBDw | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:41:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I mean, normally I'd be complaining about how shitty my retirement account has been lately, but Bezos lost $20 billion in a day, so whatevs | Saturday, April 30, 2022 12:50:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruh, you need to relax and not bawl in tears over "what Musk's takeover can mean for you" It's just Twitter. It's just a job. There are other jobs. There are more important real world problems. This isn't shit you cry over ffs https://t.co/bSbAXTo1IW | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:32:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh man. It's not looking good for the orange piece of shit, but he'll stay out of jail. Trust me. | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:45:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel watch (which I'll probably wait until it's heavily discounted, since my Versa 3 is not even a year old) better use a woven band instead of that plastic skin-rash inducing shit Fitbit uses | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:44:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks. Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. | Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup | Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses. Fuck outta here with this idiot shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues: @accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc | Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Boyz 2 Men are going to be at the zucchini festival in Ohio and that shits gonna be mad lit. Prove me wrong Sept 3rd @ 8:30. Gon be lit | Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:09:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked? Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit. I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy It's absolutely enraging. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode. Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yes you got this wrong. I'm telling the truth here Twitter. Geez, Elon needs to take this shit over, it's gone to the birds (see what I did there? I'm so punny) https://t.co/LD4XgLvMic | Thursday, April 14, 2022 3:56:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC node.js is a cocksucking piece of shit | Thursday, April 14, 2022 1:52:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This place is annoying the ever-loving piss out of me today. I'm gonna go pick up dog shit and mow my lawn instead of dealing with this noise | Tuesday, April 12, 2022 1:09:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd | Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I hate what my job turned into and I hope I can trick them into keeping me around until all my packages and shit cash out because otherwise I really don't belong here | Monday, April 11, 2022 12:30:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh I see. It's a fuel only used in backwards shithole countries. https://t.co/Bvk05YpeZk In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:52:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of bullshit is this? What Soviet or Russian group of morons actually designed this and thought it was a good idea? Christ https://t.co/vpxkKXX72x | Saturday, April 09, 2022 11:49:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu | Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season | Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw | Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Will 100% get the Pixel watch but make sure that shit works with Fitbit Premium because I just prepaid a year. So not getting it if it doesn't. | Saturday, March 26, 2022 11:35:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm doing my taxes and this is enraging me. Anything under $5 should be ignored. I have to do all this useless shit to report fucking pennies in tax exempt income on a state by state basis so it adds of to 55 cents. This is why the system is bullshit, people. https://t.co/ibKoQGXR9u | Thursday, March 24, 2022 10:29:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Well holy tits on a fish! It's quite possible that Google actually fixed the Pixel 6's bullshit fingerprint reader this update around. | Tuesday, March 22, 2022 1:04:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam I read on a tech blog it was supposed to drop today. It's almost a half gig, not kilobytes. They have a lot of shit to fix I hope. Maybe this is 12L or whatever. 🤷♂️ In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Monday, March 21, 2022 10:38:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Obviously a lab leak in China... You don't just have a brand new lab built to study respiratory viruses, then have employees get mysteriously sick, then hide shit from the world. Sorry. https://t.co/Z4mARVcwzf | Monday, March 21, 2022 11:30:03 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is the kind of shit the Twitter algorithm recommends me. I'm mad because it's absurd, but it's not the most wrong... https://t.co/Ni3eRxjcDn | Sunday, March 20, 2022 2:38:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole. And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI. Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI. I'm actually done with them | Friday, March 18, 2022 10:06:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's our beef with Venezuela? They can't be ash shitty as Putin so let's start buying their oil again | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 11:37:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @TheRobertHatton Well besides the fact that tweet was entirely batshit, how's Truth Social working out for you? Their inept engineering team can't seem to scale it, so all 15 users on there are just circle jerking about how Biden rasied our gas prices | Monday, March 07, 2022 10:27:07 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm out of vinegar, but they say baking soda and vinegar. I even washed my hands in coffee grinds which helped a little but I need to stop smelling this perfume-y shit or I'll yack In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 07, 2022 9:48:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| A plug-in air freshener tipped over and spilled its oil all over the place and I was like wtf is that intense smell - it's not even plugged in. And once that shit's on your hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the smell I washed my hands like 10 times and it's strong as ever | Monday, March 07, 2022 9:47:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Our old boomer neighbor comes over to my house whenever she feels like it to drink with us like it's college and tells her husband she's coming over to get shitfaced. I mean.... I don't even know anymore | Sunday, March 06, 2022 8:53:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk | Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I love how all the gd suits showed up to my routine maintenance last night because our platform is an unstable piece of shit and they don't trust any of us. Here I am rolling in late like it's nbd and when I got there, there were like VPs and shit watching me | Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:42:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @laurenboebert you and shithead Marjorie are two disrespectful cocksuckers, you know that? | Wednesday, March 02, 2022 10:02:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This put me into a fucking MOOD today because it works like shit with Elasticache and something super simple gave me the runaround and I want to punch the fucking person who picked this shit over Terraform In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, February 28, 2022 7:01:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| fuggoff with this shit. I'm enjoying the waning pandemic: https://t.co/JzQoLp55qy | Tuesday, February 22, 2022 2:50:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ, @SlackHQ get your shit together | Tuesday, February 22, 2022 11:07:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I CANNOT wait for Truth Social to launch so I can troll the absolute shit out of it | Monday, February 21, 2022 10:04:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The young'un is watching Peppa Pig and some of the shit they say in the UK is absurd. Clockwork boat = windup boat It's catching = it's contagious | Sunday, February 20, 2022 9:10:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin Putin needs to cut out this Ukraine shit. Will you fuckers just smoke a blunt and chill? It's making all my energy prices too expensive | Friday, February 18, 2022 10:25:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| jfc my natural gas bill was bullshit this month. | Friday, February 18, 2022 2:10:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Usually there's no filter on here but I typed up at least 4 different tweets and decided not to post them on the grounds that people would think I'm more batshit crazy than I actually am. | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:20:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, if you're gonna be a shitty, sinning pope, at least be like Rodrigo Borgia and bang tons of sluts. Don't be a Nazi. Don't protect child abusers. Sluts. Bang sluts instead. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 11:32:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just started working 20 minutes ago and it didn't take much to put me in a foul mood. I'm immediately annoyed at all of our bullshit and we have a team in India working overnight that doesn't do a gd thing and ignores all alerts and now I have to clean up their shit | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 9:56:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP | Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. Do you think the IRS will give a shit if I don't report my $0.40 realized gain in crypto sales in 2021? https://t.co/bdHeSoTVK3 | Friday, February 04, 2022 12:48:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions https://t.co/PefM2WosEe | Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again | Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck TypeScript. I hate this bullshit | Monday, January 31, 2022 5:03:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yeah, this makes perfect sense. Ohio, a backwards assed red state that could give two shits about the environment, doesn't require emissions testing, yet is getting money from VW's fake emissions reporting. How'd they pull that one off? https://t.co/4lrZdLzImV | Monday, January 24, 2022 3:08:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma. Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What kind of a piece of shit design cracks when failling from knee height onto a wood floor? I've broken screens on concrete before and I get it but this is FUCKING UNACCPTABLE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:28:29 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps. NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit | Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In case anyone's wondering, migrating a 14 year old MySQL database using shitty latin1 encoding to utf8mb4 and preserving the emojis is a bitch of a task and can suck it. But I won. 🖕🖕🖕 | Wednesday, January 19, 2022 9:23:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit. By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT | Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd like to take credit that they fixed it because I called them out on their shit, and they wouldn't have noticed until my tweet. Probably not the case, but it's nice to dream In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 5:46:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Acknowledge the fact that updates to the Messages app and Carrier Services broke RCS for the majority of users. Typical Google buggy bullshit. I'm sick of it | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:04:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Google's Jibe RCS is a buggy piece of shit that fails frequently | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 11:22:23 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus H. Christ. I've got senior engineers who can't clone a goddamn git repo over here. I'm on a call trying to show them advanced shit and they can't even figure out how to clone the repo and find it on their file system. Get the actual fuck out of here | Monday, January 10, 2022 9:59:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| MLB is a damn joke. They still haven't reached an agreement with the players? https://t.co/aLRj9y6VGI looks like a damn cartoon website with a bunch of bullshit filler articles from the past. Manfred ruined the game and is a shit commissioner. | Thursday, January 06, 2022 11:31:02 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Let me be the judge of this. I'll trip on the gene edited psychedelic tomato and tell you if it's legit or bullshit https://t.co/1CyPtKw6xO | Wednesday, January 05, 2022 11:25:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, my dog hated the shit out of this person and she usually loves most people. I fully trust her judge of character. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 7:23:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks TikTok reporting algorithm stinks. I reported them. No category fits and they didn't find a violation. An indexing/bot account reposting other users' videos without their permission is utter bullshit and shouldn't be allowed In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 1:48:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev | Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We live in a third world shithole https://t.co/ev1NsvdhdR | Saturday, January 01, 2022 12:44:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I must have caused severe psychological damage if all it takes to cause a full out rampage was muttering to myself in another room "I gotta clean up all this shit" I'm the crazy one? Not the one who went on a full out rampage? I chose fucking wrong | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:46:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Discord is bullshit. You should be able to use animated emoji if you boost a server. Why do I need Nitro | Friday, December 17, 2021 10:48:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Holy hell, they said the Pixel 6 fingerprint reader was bad, but what a GD piece of shit | Tuesday, December 14, 2021 5:03:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google isn't out to provide products to make your life easier. they exist solely to collect data and sell shit about you. I'm sure their algorithms know more about me than I do, yet they can't even pretend to have good UX for their products. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:30:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load. The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application | Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off. I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python. | Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO | Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Harry Potter has been cancelled, folks! Fuck outta here with this shit. Maybe JK isn't the best person, but this article is noise basically saying that it's only for millennials is nonsense. https://t.co/C21B1xSRTl | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It wouldn't be a polluted shithole https://t.co/7eRgQ5ac2I | Thursday, November 11, 2021 9:08:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh this is so fucked. Thanks for all this shit, ̷l̷a̷b̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷C̷h̷i̷n̷a̷, I mean bats https://t.co/CFyzpE1ZW7 | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 11:31:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @SenSchumer No. Trump and all his diciples are all batshit fucking crazy and I'd vote for a goldfish over any if them, but this is just too much. Who's paying for all of this? Inflation is through the roof. I love green energy, but mark my words the transition is going to be painful In reply to @SenSchumer's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:08:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle? Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I dumped the piece of shit for a 40 cent profit https://t.co/47af49jllO | Wednesday, November 03, 2021 7:36:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok so let's talk about Midnight Mass. When that lunatic church woman poisoned Pike the dog and Joe the town drunk was broken about it, it literally broke me. I couldn't handle it. Forget all the supernatural shit. (And whomever did it needs to go through the wood chipper) | Sunday, October 31, 2021 8:41:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this far right horseshit. What they're describing here is plain racism, not systemic racism. https://t.co/KQI9liHqEP | Thursday, October 28, 2021 11:15:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My patience with Kent has been eliminated. Dude left a year ago and I'm still fixing all of his bullshit code https://t.co/2tTd0hqNZt | Wednesday, October 27, 2021 9:50:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What's this shit you have to click twice now to send a tweet because of spaces? WTF are spaces. Fuckssake Jack | Tuesday, October 26, 2021 10:42:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good. In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet | Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ky9 Google products are infuriating and drive me bananas. Like actual rage. I want to like them, but they're so buggy. I'd strangle the Google Assistant if she had a real neck. Always makes the kid cry because her listening is for shit. Keep your head up, you got this! | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:35:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin TikTok, man... Am I too old for this shit? Does the app just suck on Android? Is my screen too small? Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR Fuckssake | Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck kind of bullshit is this. Give me fall please. None of this 80s shit https://t.co/Z8GHTzV0zI | Saturday, October 09, 2021 1:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU | Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC what a buncha fuckin whack jobs. I mean, I'm not shy. Idgaf if I shit with the door open it my wife sees (shes more shy), but why on earth would you do this ON PURPOSE... https://t.co/VhftNwSuUC | Tuesday, October 05, 2021 12:47:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT | Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| N95s on planes are wonderful. Idk why I haven't done this before the coronas. I don't have to smell people's shitty perfumes and colognes | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:44:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is why Grimes had enough of this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:08:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem. 420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense? | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves. https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This article is shit & I'm not surprised to see @USRepLong is an old fat white man. Maybe big dick Biden isn't the best, but he inherited a complete shitshow and a lot these points are things Trump set up for failure & the pres can't directly control https://t.co/LFmbsh5A9i | Thursday, September 23, 2021 12:26:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| BAHHAHAHAHAHA. @Steve_Chucri You dummy! You got recorded secretly because you talked shit about Republicans who opposed a 2020 election review? Had to resign in scandal? Good, motherfucker. We don't need your kind in politics. You think Trump won? Idiot. https://t.co/hlepwm8S6Z | Wednesday, September 22, 2021 8:16:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, why is this shit going viral now. This was all pre Covid. No one has masks In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:03:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid https://t.co/hITvAt154z | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| No one in their right mind wants to be associated with this piece of shit building https://t.co/iAsUy1HZRL | Saturday, September 18, 2021 10:17:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Imagine if this pandemic was ebola or smallpox or some shit like that? Billions would die because half the human race are inbred imbeciles In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:46:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking pandemic is never going to end because of this political shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:44:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Upstate NY, people. Literal medical professionals, who you hope would believe in science, quit because they won't get a shot. No wonder we have these Nordic countries putting study abroad notices up "hey don't go to the United States. That place is a backwards piece of shit" In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:42:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC my entire HVAC stopped working out of the blue. How much you think this shit is going to cost to fix? | Monday, September 06, 2021 11:42:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I just scientifically proved alien life exists tonight. You know all the crazy shit that lives on the bottom of the ocean, tens of thousands of feet down where light can't reach? Welp, same shit probably lives deep in Europa's ocean. Who needs sun or atmosphere | Friday, September 03, 2021 11:54:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit it was Yosemite, was it it ... I can't get the two straight In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, September 03, 2021 11:49:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This extra innings runner on second bullshit to try to shorten games is full of shit. Lengthens games because each team just gets a base hit every inning. Manfried is a moron. | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:38:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mike Lindell is the dumbest person alive. All he had to do is continue selling his shitty pillows and shut the fuck up with all the Trump propaganda and he'd be like every other rich asshole CEO. But instead, he's being sued for billions of dollars https://t.co/xtNZNSs8VD | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:16:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty. https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C | Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ron Desantis is anti-mask because he wants people to catch covid. He is in bed with the companies creating these expensive monoclonal antibodies and only wants to line his pockets. He's a piece of shit asshole who should be in prison for treason and fraud | Sunday, August 29, 2021 3:01:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ya'll basics are hopping on the pumpkin spice already, but you've all forgotten that we're right in the middle of global warming... Shit's not getting cold outside until the end of October | Wednesday, August 25, 2021 12:42:47 AM | Twitter Web App |
| These Justin Flom, 10000% staged, dragged out, full of shit videos that pop up are the worst. The fact that some algorithm suggested this shit to me, it got it completely wrong. Unless I'm an A/B experiment to see if I rage... They're controlling us | Wednesday, August 25, 2021 12:16:59 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRonDeSantis Must be a shitty business if your ignorant ass is advertising it In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2021 10:06:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok this Covid shit is out of control. Stick me with a booster now. I can't wait until fall | Sunday, August 22, 2021 9:40:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| CNN is doing more harm than good with this shit on the front page. Listen, I know the planet is fucked. I know that the other side doesn't believe in climate change. But all this is doing is giving normal people severe anxiety reading this shit day in and day out. https://t.co/d3UT5CAgbd | Thursday, August 19, 2021 5:59:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone sell all your stock because clearly that's the thing to do after the fall of some shithole country the US has been dicking around in for 20 years, spending Trillions of dollars with no benefit | Monday, August 16, 2021 10:00:30 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I find it hilarious about all the people giving Big Dick Biden shit for Afghanistan falling to the Taliban. 1) Trump pulled our troops out 2) We're not the world police 3) In the words of Trump, that's a shithole country so let them fend for themselves | Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:30:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JESUS CHRIST WITH THIS YANKEE GAME. Why am I staying up watching this meaningless shit, blowing 5 save opportunities | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 1:02:06 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Spirit is a piece of shit airline that needs to just go out of business. Staffing shortages and system outages cause 4 days of cancelling half your flights? Useless. Flew them once in 2015 and nearly had a nervous breakdown, they sucked so bad. Fuck em. | Wednesday, August 04, 2021 2:42:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| "Oh but it's child abuse." "They can't tell me what to do" It's a fucking piece of cloth you idiots. Kids are resilient Granted, there could be exceptions Yeah it's a pain in the ass but don't you want this pandemic shit to end? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 04, 2021 12:02:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Can @sundarpichai @rosterloh @madebygoogle assure me that the Pixel 6 will not have a piece of shit battery like the Pixel 4 does? Thx. Look at this horse shit. Fucking thing hardly lasts a half day with four hours of screen usage and it was replaced a year ago https://t.co/beU6if6moe | Tuesday, August 03, 2021 8:51:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Big expectations for @sundarpichai and @rosterloh's 'deep technology investments' on the Pixel 6. DON'T RELEASE A PIECE OF SHIT THIS TIME AROUND AND GIVE US FREE @googlephotos storage My Pixel 4 is due for an upgrade and it's 100% dependent on free pic storage | Thursday, July 29, 2021 5:33:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace | Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house | Monday, July 26, 2021 1:32:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit | Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Literally wiped the bar off and lost my mind because no one paid attention to me for 15 minutes when I was trying to close out my tab. Literally brought back shit memories from college | Saturday, July 17, 2021 9:06:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "We smacked lips, we were making out...." are these the terms the kids these days are using? I'm too old for this shit | Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:02:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back. https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv | Monday, July 05, 2021 9:14:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What kind of a bullshit Taco Bell is closed at 12:30 on a Friday night? In the city? The fuck | Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:36:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| No one wants to see this shitty assed, .500, AA team in person. Now that Cole can't use spider tack, you watch - it's gonna be a slugfest throughout MLB. Baseball has been ruined. We should just go back to the 80s when everyone was ripping amphetamines. Was fun; now is lame. https://t.co/ZkfYGKlgO6 | Tuesday, June 15, 2021 4:45:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes | Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Utter bullshit that on Amazon Linux 2, if you `yum install php`, it installs a version of php from 2012. THE FUCK | Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:27:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Idk if I imagined a giant black ant crawling on my blanket, or if I'm literally losing my mind... Because I couldn't find it after I flail-threw it off, and now I'm all itchy and shit. 2021: officially losing my mind. | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 1:21:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Fuck kinda bullshit is this? More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 | Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦♂️ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| When you need to half ass some infra at work, at least half ass it in a way where it's functional and has sound logic... This guy that left - wtf did he actually do here? There's no way this horseshit can possibly work in prod. Config typos, manual file overrides. YIKES | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:04:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already. Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:01:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP | Friday, May 14, 2021 9:37:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Anyone using unsafe gas containers and pulling this kind of shit deserves nothing less than to catch on fire and burn https://t.co/fMFfKuq0fO | Thursday, May 13, 2021 9:37:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better? https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB | Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:28:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "We 'gon use your data to try and sell you shit. Even if you unsubscribe or opt out, we'll just create new lists and still contact you forever." #tos #privacypolicy Hey, at least they're not bullshittin' you https://t.co/LmhoU4pGwj | Saturday, May 01, 2021 1:54:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I still can't get over how shitty that piece of shit PowerShell script was that the guy before left me with | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:19:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The engineer that quit a few months ago... His code is SO SHITTY, I want to gauge my eyes out. This is what I get for letting him "run with it" And now I have to clean up this mess. Asshole. | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 11:23:20 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Verizon PR developing this because that one time they were shitty to Cali first responders by throttling their unlimited data in the middle of wildfires https://t.co/h8xHC4JJ4d | Wednesday, April 21, 2021 7:16:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MayorGinther The @ColumbusPolice didn't kill any of the white OSU kids rioting and flipping cars though Your department is horse shit garbage. Keep flying your helicopters in CPD patterns assholes. In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet | Wednesday, April 21, 2021 9:28:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team. Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989 | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @TruistNews you guys want to fix the shitty ass SunTrust portal and the fact that the Document Center has been down for days and I urgently need to grab a statement? Thanks | Thursday, April 15, 2021 6:02:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey Japan, make sure this shit is no longer radioactive. Christ almighty https://t.co/E0d2RxTBIa | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:53:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC with these J&J vaccine clots. Pandemic is surging again, and now it's just going to be slower getting more people vaccinated. This shit's never going away. | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:50:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
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