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If McGivern, the guy who values family and not working all weekend expects me to help with this release, he can surely eat a dick. Sunday, February 16, 2014 2:47:15 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick Monday, February 10, 2014 6:38:10 PMTwitter for Android
This meeting sucks a dick Monday, January 27, 2014 10:34:36 AMTwitter for Android
Our VP of Engineering needs to stop being a fucking pussy and sucking our client's dick. Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Time Warner sucks absolute dick. Worst. ISP. Ever. Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:32:26 AMTwitter for Android
Those are what I call dick wrecking boots Thursday, January 16, 2014 6:37:32 PMTwitter for Android
Bold move by our recruiter. Straight up asked one of my engineers how his lady situation was doing and winked at him #shewantsthedick Tuesday, January 14, 2014 1:04:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Our rollouts suck dick Tuesday, January 14, 2014 9:28:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Omg. I've forgotten how much dick it sucks to commute from Westchester Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:50:47 AMTwitter for Android
Backhanded comment from TK on my sweatpants #eatadick.info Thursday, December 26, 2013 8:48:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow. I thought grand central was bad? Penn sucks a dick Friday, December 20, 2013 5:59:23 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Bob Johnson, owner of eatadick .info 1075 N. Benson Rd. Hahahhahaha
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, December 20, 2013 5:14:30 PMTwitter for Android
Out server naming conventions can eat a dick. How am I supposed to know the difference between PSSS1QA and PSSIS1QA? Friday, December 20, 2013 4:04:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Uncle Franks a dick and his mom is too busy on the phone Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:35:40 AMTwitter for Android
K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick Thursday, December 12, 2013 2:30:51 PMTwitter for Android
Joe P: "Yo AppFabric sucks a dick" Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:09:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Everything sucks a dick Tuesday, December 10, 2013 6:47:57 PMTwitter for Android
This place sucks a dick. I'm so over it Wednesday, December 04, 2013 12:31:45 PMTwitter Web Client
This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Lol. I have to see John McGivern tomorrow. I hope he choked on a dick over Thanksgiving. Sunday, December 01, 2013 3:10:02 PMTwitter for Android
My tab tonight can completely suck my dick Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:09:18 AMTwitter for Android
The MTA can suck three dicks Thursday, November 14, 2013 7:40:17 AMTwitter for Android
McGivern. Eat a fucking dick Monday, November 04, 2013 3:31:04 PMTwitter for Android
This pizza smells like the underside of a dick Saturday, October 26, 2013 7:53:43 PMTwitter for Android
When half the sales team and VPs are in Vegas getting hammered and selling our shit, and I'm here listening to this suit.... Eat a dick. Tuesday, October 22, 2013 11:03:34 AMTwitter for Android
"I've only been doing releases for two years, John. I've only gotten good them since you started" #eatadick Tuesday, October 22, 2013 10:44:46 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that we're running web servers that are joined to three different domains that don't trust one another can eat my dick. Wednesday, October 16, 2013 3:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
House tequila can suck my dick Friday, October 04, 2013 10:01:33 PMTwitter for Android
Someone's gf, regarding her bf of over a year: "Yeah he might be gay, but he has such a big dick" Wednesday, October 02, 2013 8:21:51 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck a mean dick Wednesday, September 25, 2013 9:31:33 PMTwitter for Android
Someone put a dick in Carrie Underwood's mouth to shut her up. Absolute disgrace. Butchering the Beatles Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:46:50 PMTwitter Web Client
YES!! Bobby Cannavale wins! Sick role in Boardwalk Empire last season as Gyp Rosetti, although I didn't need to see your dick bro. Sunday, September 22, 2013 9:39:59 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY Sunday, September 22, 2013 4:30:09 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, KFC is a funny ass writer, but he can eat a bag of dicks for this tweet: https://t.co/wgPCc3OAfm Sunday, September 22, 2013 2:48:59 PMTwitter Web Client
This country can suck my dick http://t.co/VfAqYUhxcr Saturday, September 21, 2013 10:42:00 AMTwitter for Android
My favorite tool is a needle nose pliers pliers. Legit can do anything with it. What's yours (besides my dick)? Thursday, September 19, 2013 8:04:37 PMTwitter for Android
Where's Antonia? I need her grinding my dick stat Friday, September 13, 2013 7:11:28 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Eat 2 dicks “@KFCBarstool: NOTHING better than a Mariano blown save” Friday, September 06, 2013 2:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking @VZWSupport. Whose dick do I have to suck to activate a phone? Their automated system refuses to activate this thing Tuesday, September 03, 2013 8:21:35 PMTwitter for Android
My old assed galaxy nexus can eat a dick next week. Moto X here I come. We hope the internet works better on it. This one sucked since day 1 Monday, August 26, 2013 6:26:20 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 You're a dick.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Friday, August 16, 2013 10:10:41 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees suck a mean dick. I mean, if you go 1-16 with RISP and led twice in the bottom 9th and x-inning on the rd, you deserve to lose Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:15:26 AMTwitter for Android
I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool I'd put my dick in a wood chipper right now to switch to Fios
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, August 03, 2013 1:02:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@kfcbarstool quote: "You can take that phone and and check my dick in on 4 Square for all I care. I’m the mayor of that pussy girl!" Thursday, July 25, 2013 10:13:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Just rebooted a production server and in the server log asking why I did the reboot, I wrote "VPN was being a dick" Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:26:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Summer can eat my dick. Is it fall yet? Saturday, July 20, 2013 2:58:32 PMTwitter for Android
You're not ruining my night you jealous assed motherfucker eat my dick Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:51:06 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 you're a dick
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:20:09 PMTwitter for Android
@Colithika niga I suck yo dick
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, June 28, 2013 12:02:21 AMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 tell him to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, June 20, 2013 1:12:41 AMTwitter for Android
Eatadick dot com slash booker Wednesday, June 19, 2013 5:57:13 PMTwitter for Android
Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AMTwitter Web Client
See this is exactly the reason I don't drink out of hotel cups. John: "let's see if we can fit our dick and balls in this cup" Friday, June 14, 2013 10:45:26 AMTwitter for Android
Um. Eat my dick karaoke machine. I was fuckin 100x better than 52% asswipe Sunday, June 09, 2013 5:11:09 PMTwitter for Android
I just whacked myself in the dick with a belt Sunday, June 09, 2013 1:04:48 AMTwitter for Android
"Yo. Were going to down the hatch. So uh. Be there or be a dick" Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:43:27 PMTwitter for Android
Kindly suck a dick and go away while I fix my computerl problems. k Thx Die Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:46:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Just ate a bag of dicks...delicious. Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:59:58 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PMTwitter for Android
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit" Friday, May 31, 2013 2:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool eat a dick. Mets always have and always will suck.
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:41:14 PMTwitter for Android
Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers Monday, May 13, 2013 6:45:39 PMTwitter for Android
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Daniel can eat a dick Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:36:07 PMTwitter for Android
Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:59:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'd tell this guy to eat a dick for making me downgrade redis, but he'd like it. so he should lick a box instead Wednesday, May 08, 2013 4:30:00 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Get a Load of this Dickhead Corrupt Judge http://bit.ly/16b04Sv Monday, May 06, 2013 1:04:42 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky. Tuesday, April 30, 2013 8:28:46 PMTwitter for Android
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:18:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Ticketmaster and the NY Mets assed 95 year old NY Yankkes can suck my dick Friday, April 12, 2013 8:32:32 PMTwitter Web Client
People who need to eatadick.info: Niraj, Eric Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:16:43 PMTwitter Web Client
In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Her 4th chin was cool but her 5th was being a dick Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:46:00 PMTwitter for Android
Girlies poundin chicken wings makes my dick enormmm Saturday, March 30, 2013 6:38:43 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew your dick is the tiniest. Microscopic kidney bean Friday, March 29, 2013 11:01:21 PMTwitter for Android
Tell that motherfucker he sucks, then take your dick out. Thursday, March 28, 2013 8:25:39 PMTwitter for Android
This is a real frumpy motherfucker behind me. Accidentally stepped on her foot and she flipped out. eatadick.info Thursday, March 28, 2013 7:50:57 PMTwitter for Android
Just realized I have zero patience with how motherfuckers walk in crowds. Seriously? Stop short and turn around in my face? Die ya dickhead Tuesday, March 19, 2013 7:04:54 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew tell her to eatadick.com
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 7:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
ANOTHER PERSON 1) Buy noise canceling Mics 2) Get me my own office and 3)eatadick.com Fuck this place, working from home tomorrow Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:46:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp. Almost got crushed by a train door BC I ddibt realize it was my stop. Conductor screamed at me. I told him to eatadick.info Wednesday, March 06, 2013 1:24:37 AMTwitter for Android
That time you go to the bar and every fucking person leaves you. I look so cool here alone. #eatadick Saturday, March 02, 2013 2:32:06 AMTwitter for Android
jquery load() - suck a dick. Why am I a slow at JavaScript? Monday, February 11, 2013 8:37:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Yan Kravchenko can officially suck a huge dick and choke on it Tuesday, February 05, 2013 5:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
AHHHHHHHHH... Your mother's sandy.... Who's the dick who didn't install SQL Server Enterprise. Standard is for pussies. Tuesday, February 05, 2013 3:21:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Now I have to sit here and restart servers like a fucking dickhead until some user stops abusing the API Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:22:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Nah not really he can suck my dick Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:49:10 PMTwitter for Android
Aniusha:"all that mother fucker does is get his dick squeezed by his bralic girlfriend" Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:12:16 PMTwitter for Android
The 4/5/6 can eat my dick Sunday, January 20, 2013 1:34:08 PMTwitter for Android
Just bitched to HR that they can suck my dick Friday, January 18, 2013 6:26:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Suck 12 dicks, cunts Friday, January 18, 2013 2:24:29 PMTwitter for Android
suck a dick Tuesday, January 15, 2013 9:39:47 AMTwitter Web Client
I suck a dick at drinking Saturday, January 05, 2013 12:31:45 AMTwitter for Android
Firefox sucks 73 dicks. Friday, January 04, 2013 12:16:17 AMTwitter Web Client
"Oh Dick Clark... They should have dug him up for this" -Mikey Monday, December 31, 2012 9:48:09 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Using "Suck a Dick" In a Derogatory Way http://bit.ly/V8tcjU Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:04:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
That's another thing Xtina and I have in common. Can say something sucks a dick and she'll agree with me. Unlike girls who like to suck a d Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:56:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:55:03 PMTwitter Web Client
LEA.... GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOD DAMN DICK Monday, December 17, 2012 10:06:36 AMTwitter Web Client
"This 4 train smells like musty dick" -@MalJNew Monday, December 10, 2012 6:57:02 PMTwitter for Android
The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick. Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:34:10 PMTwitter for Android
These fucking elevators suck a dick Thursday, December 06, 2012 1:31:47 PMTwitter for Android
4 and 5 trains were jammed ass to dick this morning. Monday, December 03, 2012 9:19:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso @Colithika @Waspito I'd bang you both, but I'm just not into the dick. But you're still my dudes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, November 30, 2012 11:19:09 PMTwitter for Android
Wait. If a pigs tail is squiggly, is a pigs dick squiggly? Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?" Friday, November 16, 2012 6:45:56 PMTwitter Web Client
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PMTwitter Web Client
God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PMTwitter for Android
Dickknuckle and douchecanoe. Bitches Monday, October 29, 2012 1:42:01 AMTwitter for Android
yeah yeah yeah fuckin suck a dick bitch Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Joel, hop off my dick Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:06:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Suck my dick for making me do a 7am maintenance today, a 10PM tonight and 6AM tomorrow. #RAISE #fuckoff Gonna do a startup w/ @__JLu instead Monday, October 22, 2012 11:49:31 AMTwitter Web Client
and because there's a bastardization of file paths using mixes of forward and backslashes, finalbuilder is being a dick Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:43:42 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG These umpire suck donkey dick!!! Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
"We have to archive those logs. You know how many times we almost ran out of dick... DISK space" Tuesday, October 09, 2012 2:37:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate Friday, October 05, 2012 9:59:37 PMTwitter for Android
LOL. Metro North is attempting to suck less dick than it already does http://t.co/7qPfjeR Wednesday, October 03, 2012 3:40:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 : "I want a fuckin Hawaii girl.... To suck my dick" Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28:12 PMTwitter for Android
He sousa. Both of your nipples and the tip of your dick... I'm gonna shove it down your throat right now. Saturday, September 22, 2012 1:40:34 AMTwitter for Android
Firefox can suck a dick right now Friday, September 14, 2012 12:24:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Chunz is a dick Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:10:36 PMTwitter for Android
Yanks suck a mean dick Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:43:44 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick http://bit.ly/O3HVMO Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:17:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ some joker i refuse to call out: you need a dick. Stop complaining. Get out of my feed Saturday, August 18, 2012 10:57:38 PMTwitter for Android
Suck my dick, I fix everything Tuesday, August 14, 2012 10:59:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Yes, In GChat, dicks turn into smiley faces. This is blowing my mind #punintended Monday, August 13, 2012 9:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Nice Haircut, Dickhead http://t.co/n1dRgRZ Monday, August 13, 2012 8:09:00 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem Tuesday, July 31, 2012 4:56:52 PMInstagram
Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:18:31 PMTwitter Web Client
TK your herpes added cat can suck your dick Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:47:26 PMTwitter for Android
PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me. Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:34:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a soft spot for ace of bass. But not my dick Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:42:00 AMTwitter for Android
Watching Taken. So boss. "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stewart!" Friday, July 06, 2012 11:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella sry I knew that was a dick thing to tweet to you but i was drinking all day so it was fine
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:32:05 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dick that broke the build Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:13:25 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:11:16 AMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:05:53 AMTwitter for Android
Let him take his shot? I wasn't anywhere near you, asshole. Fuck is this, professional pool? Your a a bar you dick. Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
Those right there are what they call dick wrecking boots Friday, March 30, 2012 9:08:19 AMTwitter for Android
Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit. Monday, March 26, 2012 9:08:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Keith to me about lessard: "Ask him who won the Superbowl, then take tour dick out." Saturday, March 24, 2012 10:53:19 PMTwitter for Android
I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
RT @yelling_bird: THESE DICKS WON'T SUCK THEMSELV- OH GOD THEY'RE SUCKING THEMSELVES Friday, March 09, 2012 9:02:37 AMTwitter for Android
Angelina Jolie is an anorexic skeleton face. I'm pretty sure my dick is wider than her left arm Sunday, February 26, 2012 10:28:28 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure that even though I worked from home today, I was still such a dick to Michelle and she probably wants to kill me Monday, January 23, 2012 6:30:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 it was auto correct you dick
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video] http://t.co/E8QCZsu Friday, January 13, 2012 2:01:02 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
"Back to you, Ryan!" (@ Dick Clarks AB Restaurant) http://4sq.com/AhnOmc Tuesday, January 03, 2012 2:14:48 PMfoursquare
The Galaxy Nexus has a bigger dick than your phone. Just saying. Thursday, December 15, 2011 4:38:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that sucked. I wanted to surprise everyone tomorrow with magical new features, but Joomla was too busy sucking dick instead Tuesday, December 06, 2011 3:13:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam its Dolan's fault we don't get MSG in HD... He won't sell it to them bc he thinks people will stay w/ cablevision What a dick.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:21:28 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. macs can suck my dick... Thursday, November 17, 2011 4:25:55 PMtxt
I want my fucking Galaxy Nexus and Verizon's being a dick and a half about its release date. Thursday, November 17, 2011 9:24:03 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent. Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:30:28 PMTwitter Web Client
i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PMtxt
Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick. Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:07:10 PMtxt
Slept so soundly on the train, pretty sure if the dude next to me drew a dick on my face, I wouldn't have woken up. Friday, October 28, 2011 9:52:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Dickwrecking boots at 10 o'clock Sunday, September 18, 2011 2:28:04 AMTwitter for Android
Seriously... Why is every single car and house alarm going off. Who's the dick... Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:34:23 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a train for serious working people. Who's the dick with the crying baby? Someone give it an ambien. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:02:09 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd Better than when I had class with you... All you did was talk, draw dicks and jokes in my notebooks and make fun of worming girls.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Thursday, September 01, 2011 12:04:37 AMTwitter Web Client
I fucking hate Biebs because he's a tool dickwad, but I wish I was able to take my snake named Johnson and abuse Selena with it. Monday, August 29, 2011 11:39:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Girl dancing in the pink..... absolute dick wrecker. I guarantee it. Friday, August 19, 2011 5:01:25 PMTwitter for Android
My liver is telling me to suck a dick this week Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The 6 Train Was A Dick and a Half Today http://bit.ly/qwLxjv Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:15:31 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I could be a real dick sometimes =) Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Yeah me in Huntley's class via Trac: "EHHHHHH. What a dick. This fool's checkin caused the Drupal module to stop loading."
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, June 27, 2011 2:27:27 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: You Can Suck My Dick If 20 out of Your Last 22 Facebook Profile Pictures Are You and Your BF http://bit.ly/mihGoB Saturday, June 25, 2011 12:01:57 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This fucking dick came in on the wrong track Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:56:13 PMTwitter for Android
Ok who's the dick with Wendy's on this train? Smells nom Tuesday, May 24, 2011 9:00:27 PMTwitter for Android
Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PMTwitter for Android
WOW MY fantasy team pitching sucks dick this wee. Thanks lncecum you ass. 37.2 INN, 38 HA, 22 BBI, 33 K, 23 ER, W, 4 L, 2 S Saturday, April 23, 2011 8:30:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
Ok who's the dick... http://t.co/JfYpRau Friday, April 01, 2011 10:03:33 AMTwitter for Android
Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad. Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Whose dick are you sucking now? RT @nyJULZmd Mmmm but it tastes good! Monday, January 31, 2011 9:31:15 PMTwitter Web Client
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito You're a dick with your two feet of snow and 12 days of straight snow. We only get a dusting
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, December 13, 2010 11:31:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriosuly though, it should be illegal to wear pants that wreck so much dick in the office. I'm staring like a damn moron. Friday, December 03, 2010 5:31:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Perfect ass in tights and dickwrecking boots. Wow. Friday, December 03, 2010 2:31:32 PMTwitter for Android
Wooo. Phillis lost! Philliessuck dick Saturday, October 23, 2010 11:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AMTwitter for Android
It's official. The Yankees suck dick and at this rate, they won't even make the playoffs. Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
My fuckin feeble computer sucks dick at extracting large archives over 1 gig Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:29:12 AMTwitter Web Client
shade...dick... lamp... faggot... car Saturday, July 24, 2010 10:51:10 PMtwidroid
suck my dick touchpad... Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Rio: A redundant array of inexpensive dicks Monday, July 19, 2010 10:16:08 PMtwidroid
Who's the dick who designed these projectors to look like dicks? http://twitpic.com/21a1mq Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:09:50 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Further Proof Steve Jobs is a Dick & the iPhone 4 is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/cmqtd4 Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:32:04 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
http://bit.ly/b71DCc Obama draws dicks on anything he signs Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:25:08 PMTwitter Web Client
OK the Droid X is officially bigger than my dick. This is getting out of hand: http://www.engadget.com/photos/motorola-droid-x/ Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:34:38 PMTwitter Web Client
http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PMtwidroid
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who the fuck put sweedish subtitles that I can't remove on my torrented video. What a dick. Monday, June 07, 2010 2:09:43 AMtwidroyd (original)
Even though I was purposly a complete dick to this guy, I give him mucho cred for calling me out. He grew balls over the years Thursday, May 20, 2010 6:53:17 PMtwidroid
Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
The motorola droid and verizon can both suck my dick. I might dump this trash and get a droid incredible Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:16:44 PMtwidroid
Verizons service sucks dick at fairfield beach. Its good everywhere else Saturday, May 01, 2010 1:18:41 AMtwidroid
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