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@kevinrose Android 4.2 > iOS, bitch!
In reply to @kevinrose's tweet
Monday, November 26, 2012 8:49:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Lennon son of a bitch. Its in my DVR. #spoiler
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:55:53 PMTwitter for Android
Two bitches and a horse or else it isn't even worth my time. Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:06:58 AMTwitter for Android
She's doing bitch face! http://t.co/GwtuT1C Saturday, November 17, 2012 11:22:27 PMInstagram
Some more skrilla from those bitches Thursday, November 15, 2012 8:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass." Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison Duh. I'm awesome bitches
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Monday, November 12, 2012 9:22:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Dickknuckle and douchecanoe. Bitches Monday, October 29, 2012 1:42:01 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray) Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PMTwitter for Android
shit on a stick/. not please bitches Friday, October 26, 2012 2:14:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus christ. I just CCd @MalJNew on an email to the WHOLE dev team that I meant to BCC. Me bitching at them to stop breaking the build Friday, October 26, 2012 10:10:44 AMTwitter Web Client
yeah yeah yeah fuckin suck a dick bitch Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Blatantly denied the VP of Engineering when he asked me to sit on a maintenance tonight #nahson #mayorofthisbitchandrunthisshit Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:13:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj - bring me a mother fuckin' beer, bitch. Can't you see I'm the mayor here on Foursquare? You're welcome Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:14:48 PMTwitter Web Client
X-Tina just beat me 10-5 in fooseball. Bitch ass trick Friday, October 19, 2012 7:01:57 PMTwitter Web Client
This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:03:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm such a dumb bitch. Lost my buckyballs and thought someone stole them and they were around my neck Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:56:30 PMTwitter Web Client
T-15 tweets until 8,000. #bitches Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:38:12 AMTwitter Web Client
That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome. Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
If I'm not the most interesting, crazy assed bitch you follow on twitter you're a lame. Friday, September 28, 2012 8:24:46 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch ass should not be wearing an exclusive company T-Shirt on the grounds that she's not doing the charity walk and didn't donate. Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:42 AMTwitter Web Client
When the fuck is it going to be mother fucking 55 degrees or less. It's too fucking hot in this bitch Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:17:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY Monday, September 10, 2012 3:27:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Really wish this bitch would stay home considering she has the fuckin black plague. Fuckin pox everywhere. Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:02 AMTwitter Web Client
"Is it by design that..." "It's by design to shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bitch" Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:53:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Hey. you're crazy bitch but ya fuck so good i'm on top of it
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, August 20, 2012 3:53:03 PMTwitter Web Client
These fools would be dead in the water without me. I can do anything I want. #runthisbitch Friday, August 10, 2012 2:23:23 AMTwitter Web Client
The lines in this bitch ass McDonald's are longer than my dick Monday, August 06, 2012 10:38:32 PMTwitter for Android
Yes, this is what I send the Chief Operating Officer on a Friday at 6:45. #irunthisbitch http://t.co/T0fGHwG Friday, August 03, 2012 6:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Yes, this is what I send the Chief Operating Officer on a Friday at 6:45. #irunthisbitch http://t.co/7TcWyO1 Friday, August 03, 2012 6:40:47 PMTwitter Web Client
And by this bitch, I mean the cunt VP of support Friday, August 03, 2012 6:25:52 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't think you understand what just happened. My boss just beat me in a drinking game and almost just made me puke all over this bitch. Friday, August 03, 2012 6:25:35 PMTwitter Web Client
VP 1 emails me a ridiculous request. I ignore it. CCs VP 2. I answer them both and decline the request. #winning #irunthisbitch Monday, July 30, 2012 11:15:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches. Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Just made up my mind. I'm gonna get hammered and go to a foo fighters show. Start touring in NYC again bitches Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:31:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Pump the AC up in this bitch, bastards Monday, July 16, 2012 10:23:51 PMTwitter for Android
Random memory from junior yr. Cleary telling me to stop "Whining on the bitch" Friday, July 13, 2012 11:21:52 AMTwitter Web Client
This bitch can go fuck herself. Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:25:16 PMTwitter for Android
Longboarding downhill for the 1st time. Took pavement at 15mph. Bitches dig injuries. means I'm getting laid tomorrow http://t.co/PnonJC3 Saturday, July 07, 2012 2:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
At the bar. My neon girl is dancing to Cold Hard Bitch. So pumped. Thursday, July 05, 2012 4:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
Out at dinner. Look at the view, bitches. http://t.co/v5l9sC2 Saturday, June 16, 2012 7:51:59 PMInstagram
I mean.... this bitch looks like a man but with that dress I'd still bang her. Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:49:16 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it Friday, June 01, 2012 9:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch... http://t.co/EGwVtXe Friday, June 01, 2012 10:06:53 AMInstagram
Oh I'm going to shake a bitch. So the 100% CPU issue happened because our location IDs went over 10000 and we only handle 9999. Inf Loops! Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:05:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Should change my title to "Dedicated IIS Restarting Bitch" because our programmers write shitty code that crashes IIS nonstop. FML Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:29:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:17:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd bang this bitch in fishnets, but she might need some brown baggin Friday, May 18, 2012 12:03:11 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin muggy, rainy nasty and 7 million degrees. Sweating balls. This is disgusting. Crank the AC in this bitch Wednesday, May 09, 2012 8:24:59 AMTwitter for Android
Bitch needs to get laid Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:38:02 AMTwitter Web Client
pay for my data plan bitches Monday, April 30, 2012 3:30:54 PMTwitter Web Client
If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted. Monday, April 30, 2012 7:59:51 AMTwitter for Android
Get ready for the great firewall of the United States. No more freedom i up in this bitch http://t.co/j2cql1I Friday, April 27, 2012 1:32:10 AMTwitter Web Client
All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train. Monday, April 16, 2012 8:09:14 AMTwitter for Android
These bitches let me have an Alienware backlit multifunction keyboard. We order Alienware for our devs... And I steal their supplies. BALLIN Friday, April 13, 2012 2:54:41 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb Monday, April 09, 2012 1:03:22 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I need this dudes moves. Mad swag. Get mad bitches. Friday, March 23, 2012 11:11:31 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you just want to shake a bitch Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:11:47 PMTwitter Web Client
bitches and hos Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:30:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover Saturday, February 18, 2012 1:05:22 PMTwitter for Android
Google: Start jumping rope with bitches and they'll fall for you instantly Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:19:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I think my favorite commercial was the Greek yogurt one. I'd use some Pavlov conditioning to tame that psycho bitch. At least she was hot Sunday, February 05, 2012 10:58:55 PMTwitter Web Client
This giant ugly bitch needs to stop talking about how her shits back up a lot and taking massive dumps. Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:57:57 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Why wasn't Big Ang in this week's Mob Wives? Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
Big screen TVs, blunts and bitches. Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:43:04 PMTwitter for Android
Pinterest seems slow. Growing pains.. Not enough Mongo and Redis. Get it together, bitches Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:51:20 PMTwitter Web Client
My aunt: "Say 'Merry Christmas. Now go home, bitch.'" Sunday, December 25, 2011 9:42:47 PMTwitter for Android
Two hours and I'm out this bitch for a week. Friday, December 23, 2011 5:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
This lousy bitch still calls me and breaks my balls on her day off for things that she should have handled last Friday.... What a b Monday, December 12, 2011 1:47:38 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck tech support bitches http://t.co/4ibW64I Friday, December 09, 2011 10:48:34 PMTwitter MMS
Does it ever stop FUCKING raining over in this bitch? Wednesday, December 07, 2011 9:19:46 PMTwitter Web Client
apparently, my mom is bartending. i had two beers and the bitch brought me a water. hhhh Friday, December 02, 2011 8:44:39 PMtxt
Someone. Bring. Me. This. Bitch. Ass. Phone: http://t.co/FmaSBHL Thursday, December 01, 2011 1:51:18 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
*forgiven... i spell like a bitch Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:23:10 AMtxt
son of a bitch Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:54:03 AMTwitter Web Client
These bitch ass tricks didn't replace the milk Friday, November 11, 2011 12:12:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu also: "sudo get bitches" Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:03:25 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Post to twitter, bitch http://bit.ly/sG9LEF Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:33:50 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Son of a bitch. How do I get CURL working on php-cgi for lighttpd Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:30:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Bitches love pickles Thursday, November 03, 2011 3:14:46 PMtxt
i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PMtxt
Bitch finally took my advice. I win! When I propose something at work, it will go my way, and it will be good. #futurestevejobs #winning Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son of a Bitch http://bit.ly/qpjgmd Saturday, October 08, 2011 1:36:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@nyJULZmd Ain't that a bitch
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 10:59:31 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This Bitch Likes Cats http://t.co/qife6bP Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:13:58 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Portfoliso.com v3 is Live (Web Redesign, Bitches) http://bit.ly/otUdnC Sunday, October 02, 2011 11:00:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
The fuck is it with bitch ass UK clients trying to use mother fucking leading zeroes in Excel? It removes it, shitheads! And you blame us... Monday, September 12, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I didn't think out Marketing department could get any more bitchin, but Jesus Christ... Tuesday, September 06, 2011 6:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Rally, bitches Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:46 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Son of a Bitch AT&T, Sprint & TMobile Give Away Free Nexus S Phones Tomorrow via Best Buy http://bit.ly/nxRINc Wednesday, August 03, 2011 9:35:33 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Just did some bitchin' wire management. Reminds me of the good ole Bill Blum days. Haha Monday, July 25, 2011 6:08:39 PMTwitter Web Client
This bitch's giant fat ass is intruding my seat. Can't even put my elbow down. Friday, July 15, 2011 7:44:49 PMTwitter for Android
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people Wednesday, July 13, 2011 6:52:20 PMTwitter Web Client
#Google+ acquired. My bitching stops now Thursday, June 30, 2011 11:36:07 PMTwitter Web Client
tired, bitches Tuesday, June 28, 2011 9:29:02 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 fuckin pop him you bitch ass.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Saturday, June 18, 2011 12:00:53 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch... I knew the Russians would break out the vodka at this dinner. Hells no... Friday, June 10, 2011 8:25:27 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Completely ridiculous that some c word assed ugly bitch I hated in high school turned out to be an absolute smoke bomb. wow. Monday, May 02, 2011 2:30:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches. Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
son of a bitch. The @LinkedIn_Today truck was a block away from where I work this morning. Missed some free shit. Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:46:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train.... Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train. Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 AMTwitter for Android
See how well you know me on 5factsabout.me http://t.co/l1ib0s1 (sign in with Twitter, bitches) Tuesday, March 01, 2011 10:09:35 PMTweet Button
@MrHazel Son of a bitch, I was just going to retweet @askmeques 's tweet. SO TRUE Monday, January 24, 2011 10:02:22 PMTwitter Web Client
GL to my boy Dwai. Gonna miss that bitch ass QA guy. Friday, January 14, 2011 12:07:42 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PMTwitter Web Client
These bitches have no idea what they're missing out on... Saturday, January 01, 2011 8:41:01 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd it had a warning: "Christmas eve bitches" No comma. Not "Christmas Eve, bitches." Big difference.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, December 24, 2010 3:07:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Merry Christmas Eve bitches: http://bit.ly/fqqXBN Friday, December 24, 2010 12:49:56 AMTwitter for Android
Need some more beers in this bitch Friday, December 17, 2010 8:58:09 PMTwitter for Android
It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it. Monday, December 13, 2010 1:00:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Not only are there no seats on this train, this coughing bitch decides to stand near me Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:03:47 AMTwitter for Android
I want a fucking Nexus S and it's only on fucking T Mobile... Bitch ass trickkkk Monday, December 06, 2010 9:39:00 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Back Up Cameras and Old Bitches Running People Over http://bit.ly/hUXdSN Monday, December 06, 2010 11:56:48 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Dibs on this bouncing bitch Friday, December 03, 2010 10:19:38 PMTwitter for Android
That is unnecessary you stupid bitch Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:32:33 AMTwitter for Android
Hooters: we don't hire any ugly bitches Saturday, November 06, 2010 6:13:27 PMTwitter for Android
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck is gmail not pushing to my phone quickly? Effin Google bitchin out... Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:16:19 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
My line of bs to ignorant users: "You're getting a DB* error reading out code yff" (DB is dumb bitch and yff is your fuckin fault) Friday, August 06, 2010 6:41:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Bitches don't know about my ghostsrv Thursday, August 05, 2010 2:20:09 PMtwidroid
just as an FYI re: my last tweet (to protect my ego), I don't work at a camp. IT, bitches - serious business. Camp is just there to annoy me Friday, July 30, 2010 4:41:24 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Is This Not The Stupidest Bitch In the History of the Internet? http://bit.ly/cog4fy Friday, July 30, 2010 12:16:47 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
There is no way this bitch is 14: http://bit.ly/9RyXmG Tuesday, July 27, 2010 12:12:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Bitches don't know about my keygen music Saturday, July 24, 2010 12:26:40 AMtwidroid
John: "Mother fuck." Me: "Ballsack bitch" Monday, July 19, 2010 3:12:01 PMtwidroid
New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Hate when people put shit all over their comps when I need to open them. Then they bitch when their stuff's moved: http://twitpic.com/24xlvk Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:33:04 AMtwidroid
@Waspito Bitches wish they had Androids. Whip that out and grab mad pussy yo. Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:15:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Moyer you 47 year old gray wrinkled bitch. You have no right beating the defending world champs, who kicked your asses last October. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:15:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Why does this fucking loud bitch street sweeper have to come by 5 times and annoy me with noise? Grr. Monday, June 07, 2010 1:27:09 PMtwidroyd (original)
As much as I bitched about this roommate bro all year long, he legit just made my day Sunday, May 23, 2010 4:06:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 False.The New Haven line sucks bc the trains are old (dumb overhead power) Harlem line has bitchin new trains = to LIRR. Same MTA, foo.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:45:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
F that dumb bitch. dibs on the smart hot one. Friday, April 23, 2010 2:36:16 AMtwidroid
Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AMtwidroid
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika bitchhhhh
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:35:14 PMtwidroid
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PMtwidroid
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid
Shitty night: bad. Bitches mia: annoying. Texting sublime lyrics to my housemate soberly at 2am on friday: priceless Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:12:08 AMtwidroid
Yeah but I can still cook up a storm. You bitches are seriously missing out. Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:34:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Totally bricked a router with a bad flash and then recovered it using mad hacks. Woooo. Where's my sysadmin job bitches? Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:57:59 PMTwitter Web Client
People having a catch on the quad. It's spring, bitches Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:02:52 PMtwidroid
I'm out this bitch Tuesday, February 16, 2010 1:19:37 AMTwitter Web Client
How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AMTwitter Web Client
It's Friday, bitches Friday, January 22, 2010 3:02:18 PMtwidroid
@VtotheFlo Everything should work on Chrome. It's bitchin' Stagweb is a 1997 piece of shit that fails a lot
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2010 6:02:16 PMTwitter Web Client
taking down christmas decorations? Wait, that's not right... Packin for home, bitches! Saturday, December 19, 2009 9:44:00 AMtxt
few hours of sleep. obnoxious 8am final. 2 more bitches. i'd rather have them at the same time. Friday, December 18, 2009 12:42:47 AMTwitter Web Client
for the past 1.5 hrs i created and joined tables like a motherfucker. sql final, bitches. if i dont get 100, i'm gonna kill a kitten Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:00:34 PMtxt
@Waspito you bitch
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, December 10, 2009 8:18:58 AMTwitter Web Client
On a roll getting shit done, bitches Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
It's Friday bitches! Friday, December 04, 2009 3:40:22 PMTwitter Web Client
pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PMtxt
Level 5 commando bitchesssssss Friday, October 30, 2009 9:37:03 PMtxt
parties tonight but i'm not leaving until my commando is level 5 bitchessss Friday, October 30, 2009 9:04:31 PMtxt
thats right bitches. turn on every god damn light in my face at 6am Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:50:12 AMtxt
class, then laundry / cleaning my complete shithole house. then its the weekend bitches Friday, October 23, 2009 9:31:24 AMtxt
Sometimes you just want to choke a bitch Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:56:45 AMTwitter Web Client
cool start pouring on me as i need to walk home, you god damn bitch Sunday, September 27, 2009 8:54:42 PMtxt
just took some great pix of bitches eatin bananas lol Friday, September 25, 2009 11:49:20 PMtxt
The new AIC album is 100% bitchin. I was completely blown away by "Your Decision" Monday, September 21, 2009 8:18:57 PMTwitter Web Client
just replaced my defective ENV3 now networkin the XBOX to stream all my videos to our bitchin tv Tuesday, September 15, 2009 1:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
In the words of @kevinrose, "sometimes you just wanna shake a bitch" Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:39:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@getaloadathis "sudo get bitches" hell yeah info systems Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:19:35 AMtxt
3 day weekend, just killed zombies, yanks in first place + I'm going Monday, bitches throwing themselves at me, beach parties. Life's sweet Friday, September 04, 2009 1:19:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I just got bitched the fuck out. Ow. Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:34:56 PMtxt
I love watchin there Bitches fighting over rooms when i'm all set Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:18:27 PMtxt
Can all you bitches move in already? I don't have any friends here. I guess I'll go kill zombies and level up my commando Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9:25:47 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
Installing a computer lab from scratch bitches Friday, August 21, 2009 9:00:48 AMtxt
this bitch needs to get off the phone. seriously, put it in an email i don't want to hear you babble it. Monday, August 10, 2009 9:26:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
Aww you poor fuck. Be grateful a little bit, stop whining on the bitch, no one wants to hear you. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:25:03 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOOO. Take that Papelbitch! Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:47:07 PMTwitter Web Client
"My head is killing my ass right now" - Me "This is a pain in the bitch" -Tom on moving out Saturday, May 09, 2009 12:06:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Done bitches Thursday, May 07, 2009 3:49:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Tom on the world ending: "I mean, fuck laws, kill a bitch" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:18:13 PMTwitter Web Client
See what happens when you're not a little bitch? Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Peacin' to go cook lasagna. If I learn well enough, I'll be cooking for y'all bitches at school.(Idk where the southern thing came from) Friday, March 06, 2009 4:50:35 PMTwitter Web Client
"Hey bitches, it's 14 degrees outside. It's not even legal outside" -Jon Thursday, February 05, 2009 12:42:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna fuckin shake a bitch right now with huntley and his fucking shitty IDE he makes us use. makes my life miserable Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:29:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin music professor pops another paper on us due Friday. I have more important, legitimate work to do. Not two busywork papers. bitch. Tuesday, December 02, 2008 1:24:53 PMTwitter Web Client
On the fuckin quad, at a cold windy table with my shit blowing everywhere doing bitchwork for csc. fuck your couch Monday, December 01, 2008 5:16:27 PMTwitter Web Client
TH 12's got bitches Thursday, September 04, 2008 10:02:34 PMtwhirl
The computers in this bitch corrupted my flash drive. Now I need to restore it. Backups for the win. Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:32:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Learn how to spell tomorrow right you ignorant bitch. You've been spelling it wrong for 2 years. It's not "tomarrow." Go back to 2nd grade. Saturday, July 26, 2008 12:47:07 AMtwhirl
8:05PM and that bitch didnt cook me dinner yet bc she was running around all day, Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:06:05 PMtwhirl
Here's to another long, miserable day of bitchwork Thursday, July 03, 2008 7:07:38 AMtwhirl

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