158 results for SUBWAY — page 2 of 2, showing 101–158
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@NYCTSubway L train car 8193 has no A/C. Take it out of service and fix it you fare raising inferior fools. Saturday, May 30, 2015 7:42:15 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway at 46th st M/R. Why 2 Manhattan bound Ms in a row? There are never enough R trains. Been here 30 mins. Wednesday, May 27, 2015 12:26:56 PMTwitter for Android
Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too. Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless Monday, March 02, 2015 8:33:16 PMTwitter for Android
WILL YOU @NYCTSubway CUNTS FIX THE FUCKIN TURNSTYLES? BROADWAY/MAIDEN ENTRANCE @ FULTON ST 4/5? MISSED TRAIN B/C IT COULDN'T READ MY CARD Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:39:58 PMTwitter for Android
Also, if you bring a stroller on a train or subway at rush hour, you're a poor. And inconsiderate. Friday, January 09, 2015 8:13:33 AMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth Monday, December 08, 2014 8:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
Was going to cab it home from Gramercy until I saw the assholes marching up Park Ave. Took the subway instead. Thursday, December 04, 2014 11:01:04 PMTwitter for Android
.@MTA the 4/5 is a piece of shit subway line. Raise the fares and then continue your shitty service assholes http://t.co/k92uqCL2mF Wednesday, November 12, 2014 6:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
If you drown yourself in perfume that smells like toilet bowl cleaner on a crowded subway, you should off yourself Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:03:53 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @NYCTSubway someone probably got murdered there
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:16:14 PMTwitter for Android
Has anyone else gotten satisfaction from farting on subway benches and feeling the vibration? #SoMature Tuesday, August 05, 2014 10:33:57 AMTwitter for Android
If you walk around the subway platforms while breastfeeding, you're straight up absurd. Monday, July 28, 2014 2:15:04 PMTwitter for Android
Let me kick it to you a little something like this: I'd rather be a subway performer than to work in this corporate assed startup Thursday, May 22, 2014 10:05:35 AMTwitter Web Client
If your family brings three fucking bikes into the subway at rush hour, you all deserve the worst Thursday, May 15, 2014 6:26:17 PMTwitter for Android
The entire subway system is useless. I've gotten screwed 3 times this am Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:27:15 AMTwitter for Android
I will never be as dapper as this guy on the subway. Looked like a classy guy from the 50s. Girlfriend's gaydar went off, mine did not... Friday, April 04, 2014 11:35:31 PMTwitter for Android
Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me. Friday, February 21, 2014 7:14:21 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick Monday, February 10, 2014 6:38:10 PMTwitter for Android
Subway's a fucking disaster at Grand Central Monday, February 10, 2014 9:00:15 AMTwitter for Android
If you wear shorts and a winter coat on the subway in January, you're a certified psychopath. #serialkiller http://t.co/atjhQUmEaK Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:21:03 AMTwitter for Android
The guy horizontal, taking up an entire bench on a rush hour subway train deserves no less than a bullet in his head. Fucking waste of life. Monday, November 25, 2013 9:05:27 AMTwitter for Android
Woman. There is no reason for your stroller and five kids to take up the whole subway platform. have fewer kids. Monday, August 05, 2013 9:06:20 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 what is this patience you speak of? I have none, especially if you ride the subway every day
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:17:18 PMTwitter for Android
The girls in the Cohen's Fashion Optical subway ads are absolutely DTF Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:47:16 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:44:06 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds Monday, April 01, 2013 6:42:34 PMTwitter for Android
This isn't going to go well on the subway. Aka we might get video'd on barstool for banging Monday, January 14, 2013 9:46:28 PMTwitter for Android
I couldn't feel my arms on the subway this morning. Only my hands. Like they were floating Monday, December 31, 2012 12:49:45 PMTwitter for Android
Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:55:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I always end up doing an Elise subway photoshoot. http://t.co/96dX9wX Saturday, December 15, 2012 3:02:53 PMInstagram
Hughlon was a boss on the subway this morning "Fuck all these people. Push your way through. You're not going to see them again" Monday, December 03, 2012 9:20:30 AMTwitter Web Client
If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
On a brighter note, there will be no parade to clutter up the vicinity of my office building and make me rage on the subways Thursday, October 18, 2012 6:05:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
You know your day is going to be amazing when a big obnoxious black gentleman tells you to move your fucking bag motherfucker on the subway Friday, September 28, 2012 9:20:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to stop kicking black people's shoes on the subway. This is the third time I got yelled at. In Bridgeport, I'd get shot Wednesday, August 08, 2012 1:09:08 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You're a Cunt http://bit.ly/MmAqSt Thursday, August 02, 2012 7:35:33 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Drives me FUCKING crazy when I can hear people's earbuds from far away. Namely, my coworker in the next cube and people on the subway. STFU Monday, May 21, 2012 1:47:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Motherfuckers need to drop dead... not on the subway. Drop dead somewhere the fuck else so you don't delay thousands of people. Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:32:20 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Something New Now: I Fall Asleep Standing Up On Subways Like a Damn Horse http://t.co/zXQNxJN Friday, April 13, 2012 1:20:37 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Almost fell asleep standing up on the subway. Started to collapse, woke up and made a weird jerky motion. Nice Thursday, April 12, 2012 7:28:47 PMTwitter for Android
The need to start pumping colder AC on these subways... It's March already and roasting Wednesday, March 14, 2012 9:09:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck Monday, December 05, 2011 7:18:18 PMtxt
someone shit this subway station... it reeks in here Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:16:24 PMtxt
New blog post: Why Do The NYC Subway Turnstyles Still Say No Tokens? http://bit.ly/oU1P2D Monday, October 03, 2011 2:52:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles http://bit.ly/qGWEY5 Friday, August 26, 2011 9:20:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Subway Restaurant (159 N Central Ave, Hartsdale) http://4sq.com/o0QMMl Saturday, July 23, 2011 6:04:31 PMfoursquare
Today's crazy fuckin NYC subway segment: two huge black lesbians going the fuck at it on the 6 train platform in Grand Central. Friday, July 22, 2011 7:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now. Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:25:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it really wise to rollerblade on the subway platform? What a dumbass. Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:16:27 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: Subway Poles http://bit.ly/g6Oeui Monday, March 14, 2011 9:50:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Subway Segment: Rush Hour Steps http://bit.ly/eepVVB Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:16:57 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways. Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:00:28 AMTwitter for Android
I wish these subway stations didn't smell like piss Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:14:06 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito That is my mom at Subway. She doesn't understand the customization and thinks you can just get stuff from the menu
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, May 31, 2010 3:37:54 PMTwitter Web Client