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@SUBWAY tell your dev team that your email validation logic is idiotic. Plusses are completely valid in email addresses https://t.co/gF5ObwPcWo Monday, September 30, 2024 12:42:25 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music Tuesday, September 10, 2019 8:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
You assholes hiring? @MTA @NYCTSubway @MetroNorth

https://t.co/Zq2xDZ9tii 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 1:39:13 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Lololololololololol @NYCTSubway

https://t.co/A1dAF3LvmV 		Thursday, January 31, 2019 1:52:42 AMTwitter for Android
We get it, we get it.... The @NYCTSubway is a cesspool shithole #oldnews https://t.co/OxARhb3h92 Saturday, November 24, 2018 12:34:30 AMTwitter for Android
Amazon made a piss poor decision picking NYC as one location for its new headquarters. Where the actual hell are they going to fit 25,000 more people? The subways will not handle it. Good luck with that noise... Tuesday, November 13, 2018 6:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
The subway STINKS Friday, August 03, 2018 8:43:57 AMTwitter for Android
@andrewcuomo how are those $30 million blue and gold subway tiles doing? Helping service?

Welp, at least you told @Ask_Spectrum to go fuck themselves, ya got that going for you.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, July 30, 2018 2:37:09 AMTwitter for Android
The cesspool, dumpster fire @NYCTSubway continues to crumble and I couldn't have made a better decision leaving that God forsaken, dirty, overpriced city https://t.co/XXHn3aE20P Monday, July 30, 2018 2:33:02 AMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: #NeverForget #SubwaySeries https://t.co/YTtYFGfLQI Saturday, June 09, 2018 12:24:22 AMTwitter for Android
Usually I'd drop a couple f bombs at @NYCTSubway to do better, but I moved out of NY because I couldn't deal with the dumpster fire MTA. So do what you want and have fun living in squalor
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:11:21 AMTwitter for Android
The subways are too damn hot! Tuesday, May 15, 2018 9:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
The @MTA / @NYCTSubway is a garbage organization

https://t.co/KXMOZj365M 		Monday, May 07, 2018 12:01:04 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Wednesday, April 04, 2018 9:54:03 AMTwitter for Android
B. .nc,,chf.x😂 💯🇦🇺🇦🇮(+_+)=_=Here's The Most Damning Report Yet On Why The New York City Subway Is Terrible https://t.co/hbogvYLWZQ Friday, December 29, 2017 10:59:25 PMTwitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth how about you cuncel Melrose and Tremont. Useless stations. Tell peeps to take the subway there instead. Thursday, April 20, 2017 12:00:00 AMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if #thefuckingsubway didn't decide to park in between stations when I have another train to catch Monday, March 27, 2017 6:26:54 PMTwitter for Android
The MTA sucks 12 cocks. https://t.co/mhEyUhdDf6 #thefuckingsubway

Do yourself a favor and leave this cess pool city 		Tuesday, January 24, 2017 11:57:52 AMTwitter for Android
This dude is spot on: https://t.co/KNL85KD2U5

#thefuckingsubway 		Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:27:15 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of moronic @NYCTSubway assholes decided to close an escalator at the GCT 4/5 during rush hour? Total clusterfuck #thefuckingsubway Thursday, December 15, 2016 6:42:17 PMTwitter for Android
How much you wanna bet I walk out of this MetroNorth shitbox and then the subways running like shit? Monday, December 12, 2016 9:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
Great, the 4/5 is all jacked up #thefuckingsubway Tuesday, November 22, 2016 8:48:29 AMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Look how filthy the NYC subway is. Absolute grimefest
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, October 20, 2016 5:16:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I like how this stupid fuckin bitch has half the subway car open yet decides to stand right up in my grillmix Monday, October 10, 2016 6:25:48 PMTwitter for Android
Back in ny ONE day and I get three 5 trains in a row when I need a 4 to Yankee Stadium #thefuckingsubway Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:27:33 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 @MTA #thefuckingsubway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, August 27, 2016 6:48:22 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 #thefuckingsubway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 8:48:39 AMTwitter for Android
Trains been at the station for 5 mins with the doors open letting the heat in. #thefuckingsubway Wednesday, August 17, 2016 8:42:53 AMTwitter for Android
R train sucks a cock. 20 mins for it to show up in the morning. 20 minutes for it to show up going home. #thefuckingsubway Monday, August 15, 2016 7:00:56 PMTwitter for Android
Dafuq are all the manh bound R trains in Queens? @NYCTSubway waiting 20 mins for an R Monday, August 15, 2016 8:57:55 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway is awful this morning. Monday, August 15, 2016 8:52:29 AMTwitter for Android
No wonder #thefuckingsubway is garbage. Infrastructure from like 1900: https://t.co/m7owX4lwla Tuesday, August 09, 2016 1:04:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu @MalJNew the subway system will no longer give me heart disease
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:42:41 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway https://t.co/Q9dYWuP5Ny Tuesday, July 26, 2016 1:09:36 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckinsubway never works right and 100% of yellow cabs never have the A/C on. #sweatingballs gotta get out of this cess pool city Monday, July 25, 2016 10:00:52 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/cBX4veU1qh #thefuckingsubway Wednesday, July 13, 2016 3:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Train has been parked at Queens Plaza for 5 minutes #thefuckingsubway Monday, July 11, 2016 7:10:17 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway being slow af as usual Tuesday, July 05, 2016 9:13:24 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Wednesday, June 15, 2016 6:29:56 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Thursday, May 26, 2016 9:30:24 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway Monday, May 09, 2016 9:24:10 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, May 09, 2016 9:23:49 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes Monday, May 09, 2016 9:18:11 AMTwitter for Android
Performers should be forcibly ejected if they stay in the same car for more than one stop #TheFuckingSubway Monday, May 02, 2016 6:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
This train's slower than Ted Cruz #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:13:57 PMTwitter for Android
We've let two "express" trains pass us on the local track. I'm sure the guy running this train has his thumb in his ass #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:07:40 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how this train has been parked in a tunnel for 5 minutes. It's 11PM. What train traffic? #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:03:48 PMTwitter for Android
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AMTwitter for Android
Someone's gotta move this bumblefuck train a little faster. Guys going like 10mph the whole way #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 25, 2016 9:07:04 PMTwitter for Android
Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 18, 2016 6:16:39 AMTwitter for Android
Trains always show up back to back to back... In the other direction. Meanwhile, I've been here like an asshole forever. #thefuckingsubway Friday, April 15, 2016 9:45:52 PMTwitter for Android
Love how the entire subway bench is open and this kid decides to sit right on top of my asshole #thefuckingsubway Friday, April 15, 2016 9:32:55 PMTwitter for Android
The entire @NYCTSubway sucked 12 dicks this morning. https://t.co/qLjU9aurhz Tuesday, April 05, 2016 10:49:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Hot as balls on this R #thefuckingsubway Thursday, March 10, 2016 9:04:41 AMTwitter for Android
It smells like asshole in here. #thefuckingsubway Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:28:21 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why is the uptown R traveling at reduced speed but the site says good service? At 42nd st Monday, February 22, 2016 6:28:05 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Friday, February 12, 2016 9:39:26 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway three M trains in a row. Are you serious?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2016 9:37:54 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway morning R service is infuriating and its way overcrowded. Someone needs to figure it out Friday, February 12, 2016 9:32:42 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why no Manh bound R trains at 46th st in Queens? 2 Ms in a row and like 5 trains queensbound passed. Friday, February 12, 2016 9:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
Turn the heat off up in this bitch #thefuckingsubway Monday, February 01, 2016 9:22:32 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway every morning around this time Manhattan bound R trains take forever show up at 46th st in Queens. Thursday, January 28, 2016 8:47:15 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway and the one after 8:39?
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, January 27, 2016 9:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit. Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why hasn't there been a Manhattan bound R train at 46th st in over 30 minutes? Site says good service Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:50:16 AMTwitter for Android
Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway Monday, January 25, 2016 7:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
Why does this jaggoff think it's necessary to play his phone games on full volume? #thefuckingsubway Monday, January 18, 2016 9:26:34 AMTwitter for Android
Please kill yourself for taking a bike on the subway during rush hour and also leaning on the pole. Tuesday, January 12, 2016 9:17:52 AMTwitter for Android
The entire WTC E station smells like bums and piss @NYCTSubway Friday, January 08, 2016 5:50:27 PMTwitter for Android
It's December 17th. I shouldn't be in a spring jacket sweating bullets on the fucking subway Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway stand on the fucking platform yourselves instead of some social media office and then tell me there's good service.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:18:37 PMTwitter for Android
Good service your mother's asshole @NYCTSubway https://t.co/pzIiFVVaUW Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:13:26 PMTwitter for Android
Why you send 2 Queens R trains in a row @ 59th st and then 10 more mins for the next overcrowded Q? @NYCTSubway Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:13:00 PMTwitter for Android
The entire N/Q/R line sucks 12 dicks @NYCTSubway Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people. Wednesday, December 09, 2015 5:56:38 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid fucking cocksuckers. Rail breaks on the N/q/R and the M has fuckin signal problems. Get your lives together @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:38:23 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MTA cunts Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:27:48 PMTwitter for Android
You should fucking tell people there are no R trains at Cortlandt St shitheads. 2 uptown Ns in 30 minutes. #fuckdoipayyoufor @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:55:27 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid fucks. Get more reliable. @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:50:18 PMTwitter for Android
There's a female "manspreading" on the subway right now. Way to go with the terminology, MTA. Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:45:55 AMTwitter for Android
Lower the fuckin heat on the subways you MTA cunts Monday, October 12, 2015 8:51:24 AMTwitter for Android
.@NYCTSubway it's absurd to blast the heat on the subway when it's like 60° out. Sunday, October 04, 2015 12:22:07 PMTwitter for Android
Subway is legit parked right now. #mtaproblems Wednesday, September 16, 2015 8:55:25 AMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why would you take a queens bound R train at queens plaza and turn it express? Rude. Friday, September 04, 2015 4:01:48 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway 59th st
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:21 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway WHY were there 5 Queens bound N/Q trains in a row? Some of us need the R. Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:34:44 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway you should fix the AC on 6 train car 7579 by door R1/R2. It's dripping legionnaires infested water all over the place Sunday, August 23, 2015 2:49:01 PMTwitter for Android
.@NYCTSubway I can crawl backwards on broken glass faster than the southbound 4/5 in Manhattan. How dare your status says good service. Monday, July 27, 2015 9:02:40 AMTwitter for Android
To the gentleman wheeling around a mini fridge on the subway during rush hour earlier: You're an asshole. Wednesday, June 24, 2015 7:31:10 PMTwitter for Android
Every. Single. Day. With these Subway delays. @NYCTSubway Tuesday, June 02, 2015 8:33:20 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway suck a dick that nothing is running right this morning. You guys are useless Monday, June 01, 2015 9:22:04 AMTwitter for Android