378 results for MalJNew — page 2 of 4, showing 101–200
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Carly and @MalJNew talking about/playing with their boobs made me a little tingly. Had to walk away Thursday, April 17, 2014 7:42:23 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew needs to stop smoking fuckin cigarettes. 🚭 🚭 🚭 Friday, April 04, 2014 4:42:36 PMTwitter for Android
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew Friday, April 04, 2014 1:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
Place is so fucked. @MalJNew takes one sick day and we're at a standstill on the grounds that SUITS DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING #FeelBetter Monday, March 24, 2014 3:00:58 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Hay
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Friday, March 14, 2014 11:11:16 PMTwitter for Android
Tuesday morning booster: "Cat's outta the bag. We're gonna see the glory hole soon!" -@MalJNew http://t.co/qs6ckWLAKo Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:15:23 AMTwitter for Android
Awwwww. Alexey drew me a picture. Betcha @MalJNew is jealous http://t.co/UpFmXvouLf Tuesday, March 04, 2014 3:25:38 PMTwitter for Android
I don't hate the fact that @MalJNew is currently in the mirror practicing the black girl booty twerk Friday, February 28, 2014 8:07:28 AMTwitter for Android
Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me. Friday, February 21, 2014 7:14:21 PMTwitter for Android
The bed smells like beer and 409. Sorry. @MalJNew Saturday, February 08, 2014 2:10:44 PMTwitter for Windows
I'd probably pay $100 for a Johnny-fuck-me-up right now. Would get me wasted @MalJNew Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Okay, @maljnew stole my tablet and tweeted that. Although I cannot confirm nor deny the last statement Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:54:42 AMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest. @MalJNew Saturday, January 11, 2014 1:00:35 PMTwitter for Android
"Isn't it strange that all people are different flesh colors?" -@MalJNew Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew what up stripes Wednesday, January 08, 2014 5:53:04 PMTwitter Web Client
For the record, we were talking about a rich Middle Eastern guy and I said that he had that A-Rab money. Oops @MalJNew
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Saturday, January 04, 2014 8:34:25 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Suck it. My TV dinner was AWESOME, you guys
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Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:08:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Per Alina, my command prompt is now purple. Black and white was too boring @maljnew #ThoughtOfTheDay Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:15 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Kevin McCallister for President Monday, December 23, 2013 1:15:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew suck it
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Monday, December 23, 2013 11:38:00 AMTwitter Web Client
"I'm a fray" - @MalJNew yesterdya evening. Was this actually a typo of cray? You said this in THREE different texts.. Monday, December 23, 2013 11:36:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew would react worse than Marv if I put a tarantula on her face. Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:59:36 AMTwitter for Android
"I beat out a bunch of black girls in a booty shaking contest" -@MalJNew Saturday, December 14, 2013 7:06:06 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew stop smoking cigarettes dumbass. Smoke something better Thursday, December 12, 2013 9:14:52 PMTwitter for Android
"I just want to tell you that you have a great ass" @MalJNew to the bartender who actually dies have a great ass. #nohomo Thursday, December 12, 2013 8:45:25 PMTwitter for Android
maljnew got me this beagle ornament in 2011 http://t.co/g67TWWuzAY Thursday, December 12, 2013 6:37:37 PMInstagram
⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PMTwitter for Android
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew Monday, December 09, 2013 2:57:03 PMTwitter Web Client
"Did I just chirp?" -@MalJNew Sunday, December 08, 2013 2:08:15 AMTwitter for Android
"He looks white out of one eye but pale out of the other" - @MalJNew "That's like saying he's black in one eye and negro in the other" mikey Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:57:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew fullashit. I have a pants tent. U ever see curb?
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Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:07:52 PMTwitter for Android
Props to chef maljnew for the stuffed pork chops, green bean casserole and mashed potatoes! I've got a… http://t.co/6gQm4j1Imv Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:42:13 PMInstagram
Hhhhhhhhhhh (@ Casa della rossa! w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/17n3pgN Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:52:39 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew the woman is supposed to bring ME a sandwich
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Monday, October 28, 2013 12:41:30 PMTwitter for Android
Wasted and watching scream 2 @MalJNew is jelly enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:24:05 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew sorry I got mad at your can opener. Hhhhhh Wednesday, October 23, 2013 10:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
"Shots!!! ON MY GAP CARD. Because its colorful" @MalJNew Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:05:37 PMTwitter for Android
Candy Crush Rehab, LLC. @MalJNew Monday, October 07, 2013 10:53:36 PMTwitter for Android
"Let me tickle your flapjacks" -@MalJNew Sunday, October 06, 2013 2:46:34 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. Old school SpaBooker. It doesn't get any better than this. Velba, @maljnew, Sam, Velba, @Lennon, Dwai, Elise #suitssuck #bookersucks Friday, October 04, 2013 9:26:08 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX
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Thursday, October 03, 2013 9:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
"What'd I name the Chinese place in my phone? ... Oh yeah! Amanda Baker" - @MalJNew Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:48:46 PMTwitter for Android
"Joke's on you man... I'm getting you an ez-wider denim cap" -@MalJNew Tuesday, September 10, 2013 2:00:00 PMTwitter for Android
Cheers to @MalJNew selling @getbooker at the bar Saturday, August 24, 2013 8:20:29 PMTwitter for Android
If I don't put @MalJNew on a leash she might uh... Let's be honest... And I'll allow it. Saturday, July 27, 2013 1:30:37 AMTwitter for Android
If I had a daughter, shed never be allowed to dress like @MalJNew Saturday, July 20, 2013 3:43:46 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew the most tits Saturday, July 20, 2013 3:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
"Jesus might be on Conan tonight you guys" -@MalJNew Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:28:19 PMTwitter for Android
"The sight of an Indian fellow riding down the streets of Cleveland past Radio City Music Hall on a white stallion" @MalJNew is CRAY Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:31:42 PMTwitter for Android
"Sangria power hour sounds better that a classy lobster dinner" -@MalJNew yep... This is the girl I picked.... Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:30:40 PMTwitter for Android
Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I said are you gonna be my girl Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:38:10 PMTwitter for Android
maljnew told me she was cleaning her room. Found her like this. http://t.co/T8QgIr0EJs Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:03:44 PMInstagram
Just ordered a bunch of strippers for Derick's Birthday (@ Hair of the Dog Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/16aE5bH Tuesday, June 11, 2013 6:56:47 PMfoursquare
Just got a skype from @MalJNew: http://t.co/1hUq1j8yZs Friday, June 07, 2013 9:12:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew way to smoke joker. U missed two shots Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:06:27 PMTwitter for Android
Bob Dylan + The Band + @MalJNew + Margs + Lightning = awesome Saturday, June 01, 2013 9:57:53 PMTwitter for Android
Had so much fun with my @MalJNew today!!! 👍😃 Monday, May 27, 2013 9:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:36 PMTwitter for Android
Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:18:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century. Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:49:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew boys > girls. Also give her a xanax. Then come to watering and drink with us
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Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight" Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:31 PMTwitter for Android
Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/10ulq5b Monday, May 13, 2013 3:52:10 PMfoursquare
Thanks for the drink assistance at the bar, @MalJNew. Those tits are reallll useful for getting the bartender's attention Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:38:14 PMTwitter for Android
@MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times!
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Saturday, May 11, 2013 11:11:15 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina
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Friday, May 03, 2013 1:16:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew: "Joe has this hot silver fox gay boss" Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:06:50 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin dat ass @MalJNew Tuesday, April 16, 2013 8:15:17 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Testing
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:17:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
If @MalJNew is a lesbian, that's fine. As long as her girl doesn't have short hair and they're down for a threesome, I'm down. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:19:06 PMTwitter for Android
"I just wanna drunkenly reply: 'I love you, marry me, have my babies'"- @MalJNew regarding my boss. Lol Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:52:33 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew are ya done yet? Friday, March 29, 2013 11:03:01 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew your dick is the tiniest. Microscopic kidney bean Friday, March 29, 2013 11:01:21 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @BadPointer http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV
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Monday, March 25, 2013 9:44:34 PMTwitter for Android
JOE! You are picking at your elbow through your ripped shirt. You're a CRAY!!! -@MalJNew Monday, March 25, 2013 8:32:08 PMTwitter for Android
One year ago today, I went to brunch with @MalJNew and then Woodys with Yuri and kept telling Kev I had to meet my boys. Was destroyed. Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:49:54 PMTwitter Web Client
"This cray guy seems nice at least he's a smiley homeless also his voice is beautiful he should be a singer Like soul music" -@MalJNew Friday, March 15, 2013 9:11:21 AMTwitter for Android
@maljnew after some wine: "What is he, a Norwanian?" Wednesday, March 13, 2013 8:52:09 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew tell her to eatadick.com
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013 7:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
maljnew The most Irish @ Cronin & Phelan's http://t.co/FhbnVaeauU Saturday, March 09, 2013 3:48:26 PMInstagram
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
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Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
maljnew got a puppy! http://instagr.am/p/WZ0s39pBak/ Sunday, March 03, 2013 12:19:33 PMInstagram
@MalJNew just caught me looking at myself in the mirror. I mean. I'm fuckin hot. And a narcissist. #blowme if you don't like it Saturday, March 02, 2013 12:38:06 AMTwitter for Android
My new boss is the coolest bestest gayest. No wonder @MalJNew adored him instantly. He acted less gay in his interview than he actually was. Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:45:21 PMTwitter for Android
"These aren't even normal Jack and Cokes. These are Jacqueline and Cokes" Mikey (suck it @MalJNew for tweeting this before me I Called dibs) Saturday, February 23, 2013 6:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew gigglypot Saturday, February 23, 2013 3:29:00 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Be proud Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:46:49 PMTwitter for Android
How awesome is @MalJNew? Super awesome. I'm over here raging at people and grumpy and she brings me back lunch! Tuesday, February 19, 2013 1:46:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew your house is backwards Monday, February 18, 2013 6:14:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hey
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Sunday, February 17, 2013 9:54:11 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew so good, yet so awful
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Sunday, February 17, 2013 3:20:28 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry @MalJNew , I've been drinking all morning so I have a date with McDonald's Sunday, February 17, 2013 12:20:38 PMTwitter for Android
LEZZZ be honest. @MalJNew and AlONa are digging each other Friday, February 15, 2013 11:29:41 PMTwitter for Android
"This coaster smells like vagina" -@MalJNew Friday, February 15, 2013 9:08:36 PMTwitter for Android
Cool foursquare app: https://t.co/HD4CWyd @__JLu @MalJNew Thursday, February 14, 2013 1:54:49 PMTwitter Web Client