378 results for MalJNew — page 1 of 4, showing 1–100
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I'm at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, OH w/ @maljnew https://t.co/ORHNsqLUks Wednesday, July 25, 2018 6:25:00 PMFoursquare
"@pandoramusic knows where the clit is" -@MalJNew Thursday, April 12, 2018 7:50:15 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. It's been an absolute awesome week on the road but I'm ready to head home and see my girlies @MalJNew and Luna! Sunday, July 16, 2017 1:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Soy Sushi Bar w/ @maljnew https://t.co/9e3LkQAqkn https://t.co/ywbBDQVqkV Tuesday, June 06, 2017 8:17:32 PMFoursquare
Let's be honest @MalJNew #giggity Sunday, June 04, 2017 12:10:59 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @MalJNew bring me big momma's burritos? Saturday, April 22, 2017 2:35:29 AMTwitter for Android
I am challenging @MalJNew to sing Shakira's Poem to a Horse at the company karaoke next week. Monday, April 10, 2017 12:42:32 AMTwitter for Android
Going through my tweets with @MalJNew: "Joe. You're as gay as the day is long" Sunday, January 29, 2017 10:59:39 AMTwitter for Android
It's almost 4am @MalJNew .. don't almost fall asleep during chugging in kings bc ima yack Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:52:42 AMTwitter for Android
See. This is why I'm marrying @MalJNew. It's because she's twerking the most to Ja Rule Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @MalJNew can we trade spots on the couch. Pup keeps farting on me Wednesday, October 26, 2016 12:03:54 AMTwitter for Android
We've gotta get Bill Murray to come to this wedding. @MalJNew get on that. Show us your tits Friday, October 07, 2016 6:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
Condolences @MalJNew https://t.co/a0MtzhUSFW Sunday, September 25, 2016 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Cro-sandwich... For three years I've been saying crossaint-wich. How can I ever call it by its real name if I only know it my way? @MalJNew Thursday, September 08, 2016 11:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
"Joe can you do me a favor and take this inkjet printer out of the sink?" -@MalJNew Monday, August 29, 2016 8:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @MalJNew thanks abusers!
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Thursday, August 25, 2016 8:59:33 AMTwitter for Android
That glitter is from 2011 when @MalJNew destroyed my desk when we were just friends back in the day. Lasted through two offices Friday, August 12, 2016 6:42:18 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @MalJNew the subway system will no longer give me heart disease
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Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:42:41 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, my internet is out, so watching #TheBachelorette with @MalJNew via OTA antenna is my life right now Monday, August 01, 2016 8:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
Can't leave this troublemaker for 5 mins and they sent the po po over. @MalJNew https://t.co/rArb3xWFCX Saturday, July 02, 2016 4:13:11 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew at least it's not Detroit
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Monday, June 20, 2016 8:47:50 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh Sunday, June 12, 2016 1:16:38 AMTwitter for Android
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA Friday, May 20, 2016 3:32:45 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu used to piss off @MalJNew by saying that over and over randomly throughout the day (with accent). Thanks for the reminder
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Monday, May 16, 2016 5:42:20 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Bruceeeeeeee!
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Friday, April 08, 2016 7:20:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just thought a movie from 1997 was 10 years old... We are officially old AF Saturday, April 02, 2016 2:36:18 PMTwitter for Android
I've got @MalJNew is yelling at me for being on my computer coding, yet at the same time @BadPointer is all like: https://t.co/6wUlXkgBtz Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:44:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Flight attendant has the face of a good voice actress. @MalJNew is very observant Thursday, March 24, 2016 1:14:35 PMTwitter for Android
Damnnnnnnnn https://t.co/vfimnCXSK0 cc @MalJNew Saturday, March 05, 2016 6:26:50 PMTwitter for Android
I think @MalJNew literally broke her ass. I know it's an expression I use a lot, but she may actually have a fractured coccyx. Friday, January 01, 2016 11:38:28 AMTwitter for Android
I've got a really awesome @MalJNew Monday, December 21, 2015 12:15:04 AMTwitter for Android
"Tequila makes my clothes fall off" - @MalJNew Thursday, December 17, 2015 2:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
Just found out from @MalJNew Scott Wieland kicked it. My first reaction "Jesus fucking Christ I knew that'd happen at some point" Friday, December 04, 2015 1:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
I love how I have a @MalJNew who loves to chill with me and watch the Giants and order pizza Sunday, November 15, 2015 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
Dick wrecking boots @MalJNew Saturday, November 14, 2015 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew RELAX
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Thursday, October 15, 2015 12:13:07 AMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer @MalJNew sixteen eights
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Tuesday, August 25, 2015 10:15:36 PMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer "@MalJNew - your fractions suck a cock" Tuesday, August 25, 2015 9:57:49 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck we lose to the last place Indians for @MalJNew Thursday, August 20, 2015 10:52:59 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew http://t.co/3PXnN8vjBg
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Friday, August 14, 2015 6:43:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Celebrate Brooklyn!/Prospect Park Bandshell in Brooklyn, NY w/ @maljnew https://t.co/tbUr13wwZh Wednesday, August 12, 2015 6:49:25 PMFoursquare
@MalJNew I warned ya.
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Tuesday, August 11, 2015 1:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
"Moto X 2015 is Better Than iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus in Terms of Camera" http://t.co/0DcDrmZVJH @MalJNew suck it Monday, August 03, 2015 4:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
Can we get a puppy? @MalJNew Monday, July 27, 2015 10:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
Cabbie legit floored it over a double yellow line to pass someone @MalJNew
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Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:20:22 PMTwitter for Android
"She should've kept on the bottle" -@MalJNew Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:55:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew don't get murdered
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Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
Soccer players are just the hottest. Hey @MalJNew didn't you play soccer? yeahhhhhhhhhhpppp Friday, July 10, 2015 11:58:54 PMTwitter for Android
"She was dating this guy with thick black

glasses" -@MalJNew 		Tuesday, June 30, 2015 1:42:09 PMTwitter for Android
#penis2010
cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew

PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y 		Friday, June 26, 2015 5:07:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw Saturday, June 13, 2015 7:45:07 PMFoursquare
I just accidentally drunkenly threw my FAV red starburst off this balcony and princess @MalJNew got it for me Thursday, June 11, 2015 6:55:54 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew suck it so hard. You got all the backup
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Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:07:33 PMTwitter for Android
OMG. @MalJNew is the bestest! Came home from work and have a full bday dinner ready. Cold antipasta, salad, pasta and bracciole! NOMS Monday, June 01, 2015 7:49:54 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Joshie and I are the MOST soaked
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Sunday, May 31, 2015 5:13:00 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @KFCBarstool Big Sexy's RBI double was everything I wanted and more
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Sunday, May 31, 2015 4:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hoo hoooooo hohooooo don't do it Brian
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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 7:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry @MalJNew, everyone at the bar is rootin for the bulls. #lollebron Tuesday, May 12, 2015 9:31:57 PMTwitter for Android
Jacked @MalJNew's charger from her and it's clutch. #thanksmal Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:33:53 PMTwitter for Android
"Just because something is slightly better than unacceptable, doesn't make it good" -@MalJNew Friday, April 24, 2015 9:29:33 AMTwitter for Android
Rangersssssss (@ Break Bar & Billiards - @breakastoria in Astoria, NY w/ @maljnew) https://t.co/hkKBHnSZSs Thursday, April 16, 2015 7:12:00 PMFoursquare
Um. @MalJNew just made the BEST mac and cheese right now. You're jealous. Yes you are. Friday, April 10, 2015 10:24:28 AMTwitter Web Client
"I don't like warm proteins on my salad" -@MalJNew, talking about grilled chicken Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:26:47 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MalJNew, can we have a threesome with that bartender? I think it's a valid request considering you stared at her ass longer than I did. Friday, February 27, 2015 3:41:48 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I know mine isn't. There's no such thing as interference from cell phones
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Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:38:12 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew put your phone in airplane mode joker. You're going to make us crash. Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:36:38 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Missed the playoffs already bro
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Sunday, December 28, 2014 1:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Bella will give you a ride home and stop by Taco Bell on the way. ⚡⚡
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Friday, December 26, 2014 12:07:43 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Love live tweeting different situash-es. Makes for fine entertainment
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Wednesday, December 24, 2014 10:58:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew "Yo Vinny! Can I use your dental floss?" ... "I just got the red wine out of my teeth" Friday, November 21, 2014 12:07:17 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I meant topless
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Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:22:52 PMTwitter for Android
Can we get like topmeas maids to clean the place @MalJNew? I mean, I saw a van for it so it must be legit, right? Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:05:15 PMTwitter for Android
It's rude that @MalJNew's Browns are better than the NY football Giants. Why is this even a thing? Monday, November 03, 2014 1:25:01 PMTwitter for Android
I lost to @MalJNew in Who am I? on #QuizUp https://t.co/1BZCPw5qCp Monday, October 27, 2014 9:28:12 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at @MakingStrides Against Breast Cancer in Purchase, NY w/ @maljnew https://www.swarmapp.com/c/lHWfH6PafsT Sunday, October 19, 2014 9:56:21 AMFoursquare
@MalJNew @MichaelShatin wake up crackers. I'm a bitch ass drinker and I am still awake Saturday, October 11, 2014 12:40:47 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hhhhh⚡⚡⚡
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Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew how'd you reply, jokeface? Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:33:10 AMTwitter for Android
Guy in a Spiderman sweatshirt walked into the bar and @MalJNew thought he was trick-or-treating. #jeez #its10/2 Thursday, October 02, 2014 11:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all. Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
SO COOL (@ Dave Grohl Alley in OH w/ @maljnew) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/54037c5d498e8583ff55eb5b?s=_0vymnafnkX-5rgjQRkOCSU9zyA&ref=tw http://t.co/7NegF19Fjj Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:49:50 PMFoursquare
No worries @MalJNew , they're old ladies
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Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:38:21 PMTwitter for Android
Also jammin to Salt N Pepa with @MalJNew and I'm not sad about it. Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:45:49 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew they are SO good live
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Sunday, August 17, 2014 8:09:58 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @NYCTSubway someone probably got murdered there
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:16:14 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew you're strange
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Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:48:24 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @MalJNew Believe it or not, my job tweet complaints are valid.
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Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:01:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew just referred to WalMart as Wally World. #Murica Tuesday, July 22, 2014 4:55:26 PMTwitter Web Client
You know how I know @MalJNew is a keeper? We were at brunch and there was this girl crying alone and she talked to her. The sweetest. Sunday, July 06, 2014 3:42:26 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'd hit that
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Saturday, June 21, 2014 10:09:31 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew love you
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Wednesday, May 28, 2014 12:07:54 AMTwitter for Android
"Not that I'm promoting prostitution, but I'm promoting prostitution and stripping." -@MalJNew Wednesday, May 21, 2014 7:37:46 PMTwitter for Android
"We were talking about blowing up hymens. Get on our level" -@MalJNew Saturday, May 17, 2014 1:24:47 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so proud of my @MalJNew. Hosting dinner two nights in a row and killing it! Saturday, May 10, 2014 10:06:11 PMTwitter for Android
"I got my grandpa's meat" -@MalJNew Saturday, May 03, 2014 3:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
Stop smoking fuckin cigarettes @MalJNew Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:29:31 PMTwitter for Android
Having a religious experience via root beer float with @MalJNew Saturday, April 26, 2014 1:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Fuck Nickelback
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Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:05:11 PMTwitter Web Client
"I went to an Alanis Morisette concert in the height of my grunge days!" -@MalJNew ¿WUT? Wednesday, April 23, 2014 2:28:19 PMTwitter for Android