Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit



378 results for MalJNew


12›
Page 1 of 2 | Showing 1 to 250
Tweet Date Source
I'm at Blossom Music Center in Cuyahoga Falls, OH w/ @maljnew https://t.co/ORHNsqLUks Wednesday, July 25, 2018 6:25:00 PMFoursquare
"@pandoramusic knows where the clit is" -@MalJNew Thursday, April 12, 2018 7:50:15 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. It's been an absolute awesome week on the road but I'm ready to head home and see my girlies @MalJNew and Luna! Sunday, July 16, 2017 1:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at Soy Sushi Bar w/ @maljnew https://t.co/9e3LkQAqkn https://t.co/ywbBDQVqkV Tuesday, June 06, 2017 8:17:32 PMFoursquare
Let's be honest @MalJNew #giggity Sunday, June 04, 2017 12:10:59 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @MalJNew bring me big momma's burritos? Saturday, April 22, 2017 2:35:29 AMTwitter for Android
I am challenging @MalJNew to sing Shakira's Poem to a Horse at the company karaoke next week. Monday, April 10, 2017 12:42:32 AMTwitter for Android
Going through my tweets with @MalJNew: "Joe. You're as gay as the day is long" Sunday, January 29, 2017 10:59:39 AMTwitter for Android
It's almost 4am @MalJNew .. don't almost fall asleep during chugging in kings bc ima yack Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:52:42 AMTwitter for Android
See. This is why I'm marrying @MalJNew. It's because she's twerking the most to Ja Rule Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @MalJNew can we trade spots on the couch. Pup keeps farting on me Wednesday, October 26, 2016 12:03:54 AMTwitter for Android
We've gotta get Bill Murray to come to this wedding. @MalJNew get on that. Show us your tits Friday, October 07, 2016 6:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
Condolences @MalJNew https://t.co/a0MtzhUSFW Sunday, September 25, 2016 11:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Cro-sandwich... For three years I've been saying crossaint-wich. How can I ever call it by its real name if I only know it my way? @MalJNew Thursday, September 08, 2016 11:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
"Joe can you do me a favor and take this inkjet printer out of the sink?" -@MalJNew Monday, August 29, 2016 8:08:42 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @MalJNew thanks abusers!
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, August 25, 2016 8:59:33 AMTwitter for Android
That glitter is from 2011 when @MalJNew destroyed my desk when we were just friends back in the day. Lasted through two offices Friday, August 12, 2016 6:42:18 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @MalJNew the subway system will no longer give me heart disease
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:42:41 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, my internet is out, so watching #TheBachelorette with @MalJNew via OTA antenna is my life right now Monday, August 01, 2016 8:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
Can't leave this troublemaker for 5 mins and they sent the po po over. @MalJNew https://t.co/rArb3xWFCX Saturday, July 02, 2016 4:13:11 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew at least it's not Detroit
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, June 20, 2016 8:47:50 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh Sunday, June 12, 2016 1:16:38 AMTwitter for Android
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA Friday, May 20, 2016 3:32:45 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu used to piss off @MalJNew by saying that over and over randomly throughout the day (with accent). Thanks for the reminder
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2016 5:42:20 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Bruceeeeeeee!
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, April 08, 2016 7:20:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just thought a movie from 1997 was 10 years old... We are officially old AF Saturday, April 02, 2016 2:36:18 PMTwitter for Android
I've got @MalJNew is yelling at me for being on my computer coding, yet at the same time @BadPointer is all like: https://t.co/6wUlXkgBtz Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:44:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Flight attendant has the face of a good voice actress. @MalJNew is very observant Thursday, March 24, 2016 1:14:35 PMTwitter for Android
Damnnnnnnnn https://t.co/vfimnCXSK0 cc @MalJNew Saturday, March 05, 2016 6:26:50 PMTwitter for Android
I think @MalJNew literally broke her ass. I know it's an expression I use a lot, but she may actually have a fractured coccyx. Friday, January 01, 2016 11:38:28 AMTwitter for Android
I've got a really awesome @MalJNew Monday, December 21, 2015 12:15:04 AMTwitter for Android
"Tequila makes my clothes fall off" - @MalJNew Thursday, December 17, 2015 2:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
Just found out from @MalJNew Scott Wieland kicked it. My first reaction "Jesus fucking Christ I knew that'd happen at some point" Friday, December 04, 2015 1:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
I love how I have a @MalJNew who loves to chill with me and watch the Giants and order pizza Sunday, November 15, 2015 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
Dick wrecking boots @MalJNew Saturday, November 14, 2015 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew RELAX
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, October 15, 2015 12:13:07 AMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer @MalJNew sixteen eights
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, August 25, 2015 10:15:36 PMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer "@MalJNew - your fractions suck a cock" Tuesday, August 25, 2015 9:57:49 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck we lose to the last place Indians for @MalJNew Thursday, August 20, 2015 10:52:59 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew http://t.co/3PXnN8vjBg
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, August 14, 2015 6:43:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Celebrate Brooklyn!/Prospect Park Bandshell in Brooklyn, NY w/ @maljnew https://t.co/tbUr13wwZh Wednesday, August 12, 2015 6:49:25 PMFoursquare
@MalJNew I warned ya.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, August 11, 2015 1:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
"Moto X 2015 is Better Than iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus in Terms of Camera" http://t.co/0DcDrmZVJH @MalJNew suck it Monday, August 03, 2015 4:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
Can we get a puppy? @MalJNew Monday, July 27, 2015 10:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
Cabbie legit floored it over a double yellow line to pass someone @MalJNew
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:20:22 PMTwitter for Android
"She should've kept on the bottle" -@MalJNew Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:55:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew don't get murdered
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
Soccer players are just the hottest. Hey @MalJNew didn't you play soccer? yeahhhhhhhhhhpppp Friday, July 10, 2015 11:58:54 PMTwitter for Android
"She was dating this guy with thick black

glasses" -@MalJNew 		Tuesday, June 30, 2015 1:42:09 PMTwitter for Android
#penis2010
cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew

PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y 		Friday, June 26, 2015 5:07:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw Saturday, June 13, 2015 7:45:07 PMFoursquare
I just accidentally drunkenly threw my FAV red starburst off this balcony and princess @MalJNew got it for me Thursday, June 11, 2015 6:55:54 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew suck it so hard. You got all the backup
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:07:33 PMTwitter for Android
OMG. @MalJNew is the bestest! Came home from work and have a full bday dinner ready. Cold antipasta, salad, pasta and bracciole! NOMS Monday, June 01, 2015 7:49:54 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Joshie and I are the MOST soaked
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, May 31, 2015 5:13:00 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @KFCBarstool Big Sexy's RBI double was everything I wanted and more
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, May 31, 2015 4:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hoo hoooooo hohooooo don't do it Brian
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, May 13, 2015 7:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry @MalJNew, everyone at the bar is rootin for the bulls. #lollebron Tuesday, May 12, 2015 9:31:57 PMTwitter for Android
Jacked @MalJNew's charger from her and it's clutch. #thanksmal Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:33:53 PMTwitter for Android
"Just because something is slightly better than unacceptable, doesn't make it good" -@MalJNew Friday, April 24, 2015 9:29:33 AMTwitter for Android
Rangersssssss (@ Break Bar & Billiards - @breakastoria in Astoria, NY w/ @maljnew) https://t.co/hkKBHnSZSs Thursday, April 16, 2015 7:12:00 PMFoursquare
Um. @MalJNew just made the BEST mac and cheese right now. You're jealous. Yes you are. Friday, April 10, 2015 10:24:28 AMTwitter Web Client
"I don't like warm proteins on my salad" -@MalJNew, talking about grilled chicken Thursday, March 26, 2015 2:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso Sunday, March 15, 2015 5:26:47 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MalJNew, can we have a threesome with that bartender? I think it's a valid request considering you stared at her ass longer than I did. Friday, February 27, 2015 3:41:48 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I know mine isn't. There's no such thing as interference from cell phones
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:38:12 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew put your phone in airplane mode joker. You're going to make us crash. Sunday, January 04, 2015 5:36:38 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Missed the playoffs already bro
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, December 28, 2014 1:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Bella will give you a ride home and stop by Taco Bell on the way. ⚡⚡
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, December 26, 2014 12:07:43 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Love live tweeting different situash-es. Makes for fine entertainment
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, December 24, 2014 10:58:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew "Yo Vinny! Can I use your dental floss?" ... "I just got the red wine out of my teeth" Friday, November 21, 2014 12:07:17 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I meant topless
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:22:52 PMTwitter for Android
Can we get like topmeas maids to clean the place @MalJNew? I mean, I saw a van for it so it must be legit, right? Sunday, November 09, 2014 5:05:15 PMTwitter for Android
It's rude that @MalJNew's Browns are better than the NY football Giants. Why is this even a thing? Monday, November 03, 2014 1:25:01 PMTwitter for Android
I lost to @MalJNew in Who am I? on #QuizUp https://t.co/1BZCPw5qCp Monday, October 27, 2014 9:28:12 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at @MakingStrides Against Breast Cancer in Purchase, NY w/ @maljnew https://www.swarmapp.com/c/lHWfH6PafsT Sunday, October 19, 2014 9:56:21 AMFoursquare
@MalJNew @MichaelShatin wake up crackers. I'm a bitch ass drinker and I am still awake Saturday, October 11, 2014 12:40:47 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hhhhh⚡⚡⚡
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew how'd you reply, jokeface? Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:33:10 AMTwitter for Android
Guy in a Spiderman sweatshirt walked into the bar and @MalJNew thought he was trick-or-treating. #jeez #its10/2 Thursday, October 02, 2014 11:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all. Saturday, September 13, 2014 1:39:19 AMTwitter for Android
SO COOL (@ Dave Grohl Alley in OH w/ @maljnew) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/54037c5d498e8583ff55eb5b?s=_0vymnafnkX-5rgjQRkOCSU9zyA&ref=tw http://t.co/7NegF19Fjj Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:49:50 PMFoursquare
No worries @MalJNew , they're old ladies
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:38:21 PMTwitter for Android
Also jammin to Salt N Pepa with @MalJNew and I'm not sad about it. Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:45:49 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew they are SO good live
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, August 17, 2014 8:09:58 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @NYCTSubway someone probably got murdered there
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:16:14 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew you're strange
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:48:24 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @MalJNew Believe it or not, my job tweet complaints are valid.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:01:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew just referred to WalMart as Wally World. #Murica Tuesday, July 22, 2014 4:55:26 PMTwitter Web Client
You know how I know @MalJNew is a keeper? We were at brunch and there was this girl crying alone and she talked to her. The sweetest. Sunday, July 06, 2014 3:42:26 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'd hit that
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, June 21, 2014 10:09:31 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew love you
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, May 28, 2014 12:07:54 AMTwitter for Android
"Not that I'm promoting prostitution, but I'm promoting prostitution and stripping." -@MalJNew Wednesday, May 21, 2014 7:37:46 PMTwitter for Android
"We were talking about blowing up hymens. Get on our level" -@MalJNew Saturday, May 17, 2014 1:24:47 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so proud of my @MalJNew. Hosting dinner two nights in a row and killing it! Saturday, May 10, 2014 10:06:11 PMTwitter for Android
"I got my grandpa's meat" -@MalJNew Saturday, May 03, 2014 3:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
Stop smoking fuckin cigarettes @MalJNew Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:29:31 PMTwitter for Android
Having a religious experience via root beer float with @MalJNew Saturday, April 26, 2014 1:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Fuck Nickelback
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:05:11 PMTwitter Web Client
"I went to an Alanis Morisette concert in the height of my grunge days!" -@MalJNew ¿WUT? Wednesday, April 23, 2014 2:28:19 PMTwitter for Android
Carly and @MalJNew talking about/playing with their boobs made me a little tingly. Had to walk away Thursday, April 17, 2014 7:42:23 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew needs to stop smoking fuckin cigarettes. 🚭 🚭 🚭 Friday, April 04, 2014 4:42:36 PMTwitter for Android
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew Friday, April 04, 2014 1:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
Place is so fucked. @MalJNew takes one sick day and we're at a standstill on the grounds that SUITS DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING #FeelBetter Monday, March 24, 2014 3:00:58 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Hay
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, March 14, 2014 11:11:16 PMTwitter for Android
Tuesday morning booster: "Cat's outta the bag. We're gonna see the glory hole soon!" -@MalJNew http://t.co/qs6ckWLAKo Tuesday, March 11, 2014 9:15:23 AMTwitter for Android
Awwwww. Alexey drew me a picture. Betcha @MalJNew is jealous http://t.co/UpFmXvouLf Tuesday, March 04, 2014 3:25:38 PMTwitter for Android
I don't hate the fact that @MalJNew is currently in the mirror practicing the black girl booty twerk Friday, February 28, 2014 8:07:28 AMTwitter for Android
Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me. Friday, February 21, 2014 7:14:21 PMTwitter for Android
The bed smells like beer and 409. Sorry. @MalJNew Saturday, February 08, 2014 2:10:44 PMTwitter for Windows
I'd probably pay $100 for a Johnny-fuck-me-up right now. Would get me wasted @MalJNew Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Okay, @maljnew stole my tablet and tweeted that. Although I cannot confirm nor deny the last statement Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:54:42 AMTwitter for Android
I'm just the happiest. @MalJNew Saturday, January 11, 2014 1:00:35 PMTwitter for Android
"Isn't it strange that all people are different flesh colors?" -@MalJNew Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew what up stripes Wednesday, January 08, 2014 5:53:04 PMTwitter Web Client
For the record, we were talking about a rich Middle Eastern guy and I said that he had that A-Rab money. Oops @MalJNew
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, January 04, 2014 8:34:25 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Suck it. My TV dinner was AWESOME, you guys
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:08:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Per Alina, my command prompt is now purple. Black and white was too boring @maljnew #ThoughtOfTheDay Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:10:15 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Kevin McCallister for President Monday, December 23, 2013 1:15:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew suck it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, December 23, 2013 11:38:00 AMTwitter Web Client
"I'm a fray" - @MalJNew yesterdya evening. Was this actually a typo of cray? You said this in THREE different texts.. Monday, December 23, 2013 11:36:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew would react worse than Marv if I put a tarantula on her face. Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:59:36 AMTwitter for Android
"I beat out a bunch of black girls in a booty shaking contest" -@MalJNew Saturday, December 14, 2013 7:06:06 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew stop smoking cigarettes dumbass. Smoke something better Thursday, December 12, 2013 9:14:52 PMTwitter for Android
"I just want to tell you that you have a great ass" @MalJNew to the bartender who actually dies have a great ass. #nohomo Thursday, December 12, 2013 8:45:25 PMTwitter for Android
maljnew got me this beagle ornament in 2011 http://t.co/g67TWWuzAY Thursday, December 12, 2013 6:37:37 PMInstagram
⚡ Twitter ruined its Android app. Christ.⚡ (so difficult to use) hhhhj @MalJNew Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:18:19 PMTwitter for Android
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew Monday, December 09, 2013 2:57:03 PMTwitter Web Client
"Did I just chirp?" -@MalJNew Sunday, December 08, 2013 2:08:15 AMTwitter for Android
"He looks white out of one eye but pale out of the other" - @MalJNew "That's like saying he's black in one eye and negro in the other" mikey Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:57:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew fullashit. I have a pants tent. U ever see curb?
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, December 01, 2013 5:07:52 PMTwitter for Android
Props to chef maljnew for the stuffed pork chops, green bean casserole and mashed potatoes! I've got a… http://t.co/6gQm4j1Imv Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:42:13 PMInstagram
Hhhhhhhhhhh (@ Casa della rossa! w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/17n3pgN Tuesday, November 19, 2013 10:52:39 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew the woman is supposed to bring ME a sandwich
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, October 28, 2013 12:41:30 PMTwitter for Android
Wasted and watching scream 2 @MalJNew is jelly enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:24:05 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew sorry I got mad at your can opener. Hhhhhh Wednesday, October 23, 2013 10:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
"Shots!!! ON MY GAP CARD. Because its colorful" @MalJNew Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:05:37 PMTwitter for Android
Candy Crush Rehab, LLC. @MalJNew Monday, October 07, 2013 10:53:36 PMTwitter for Android
"Let me tickle your flapjacks" -@MalJNew Sunday, October 06, 2013 2:46:34 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. Old school SpaBooker. It doesn't get any better than this. Velba, @maljnew, Sam, Velba, @Lennon, Dwai, Elise #suitssuck #bookersucks Friday, October 04, 2013 9:26:08 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, October 03, 2013 9:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
"What'd I name the Chinese place in my phone? ... Oh yeah! Amanda Baker" - @MalJNew Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:48:46 PMTwitter for Android
"Joke's on you man... I'm getting you an ez-wider denim cap" -@MalJNew Tuesday, September 10, 2013 2:00:00 PMTwitter for Android
Cheers to @MalJNew selling @getbooker at the bar Saturday, August 24, 2013 8:20:29 PMTwitter for Android
If I don't put @MalJNew on a leash she might uh... Let's be honest... And I'll allow it. Saturday, July 27, 2013 1:30:37 AMTwitter for Android
If I had a daughter, shed never be allowed to dress like @MalJNew Saturday, July 20, 2013 3:43:46 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew the most tits Saturday, July 20, 2013 3:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
"Jesus might be on Conan tonight you guys" -@MalJNew Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:28:19 PMTwitter for Android
"The sight of an Indian fellow riding down the streets of Cleveland past Radio City Music Hall on a white stallion" @MalJNew is CRAY Sunday, June 30, 2013 10:31:42 PMTwitter for Android
"Sangria power hour sounds better that a classy lobster dinner" -@MalJNew yep... This is the girl I picked.... Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:30:40 PMTwitter for Android
Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I said are you gonna be my girl Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:38:10 PMTwitter for Android
maljnew told me she was cleaning her room. Found her like this. http://t.co/T8QgIr0EJs Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:03:44 PMInstagram
Just ordered a bunch of strippers for Derick's Birthday (@ Hair of the Dog Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/16aE5bH Tuesday, June 11, 2013 6:56:47 PMfoursquare
Just got a skype from @MalJNew: http://t.co/1hUq1j8yZs Friday, June 07, 2013 9:12:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew way to smoke joker. U missed two shots Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:06:27 PMTwitter for Android
Bob Dylan + The Band + @MalJNew + Margs + Lightning = awesome Saturday, June 01, 2013 9:57:53 PMTwitter for Android
Had so much fun with my @MalJNew today!!! 👍😃 Monday, May 27, 2013 9:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:36 PMTwitter for Android
Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew Tuesday, May 21, 2013 1:18:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century. Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:49:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew boys > girls. Also give her a xanax. Then come to watering and drink with us
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight" Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:31 PMTwitter for Android
Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/10ulq5b Monday, May 13, 2013 3:52:10 PMfoursquare
Thanks for the drink assistance at the bar, @MalJNew. Those tits are reallll useful for getting the bartender's attention Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:38:14 PMTwitter for Android
@MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times!
In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2013 11:11:15 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, May 03, 2013 1:16:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew: "Joe has this hot silver fox gay boss" Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:06:50 PMTwitter for Android
Struttin dat ass @MalJNew Tuesday, April 16, 2013 8:15:17 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Testing
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:17:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
If @MalJNew is a lesbian, that's fine. As long as her girl doesn't have short hair and they're down for a threesome, I'm down. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:19:06 PMTwitter for Android
"I just wanna drunkenly reply: 'I love you, marry me, have my babies'"- @MalJNew regarding my boss. Lol Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:52:33 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew are ya done yet? Friday, March 29, 2013 11:03:01 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew your dick is the tiniest. Microscopic kidney bean Friday, March 29, 2013 11:01:21 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @BadPointer http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, March 25, 2013 9:44:34 PMTwitter for Android
JOE! You are picking at your elbow through your ripped shirt. You're a CRAY!!! -@MalJNew Monday, March 25, 2013 8:32:08 PMTwitter for Android
One year ago today, I went to brunch with @MalJNew and then Woodys with Yuri and kept telling Kev I had to meet my boys. Was destroyed. Sunday, March 24, 2013 2:49:54 PMTwitter Web Client
"This cray guy seems nice at least he's a smiley homeless also his voice is beautiful he should be a singer Like soul music" -@MalJNew Friday, March 15, 2013 9:11:21 AMTwitter for Android
@maljnew after some wine: "What is he, a Norwanian?" Wednesday, March 13, 2013 8:52:09 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew tell her to eatadick.com
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 7:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
maljnew The most Irish @ Cronin & Phelan's http://t.co/FhbnVaeauU Saturday, March 09, 2013 3:48:26 PMInstagram
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
maljnew got a puppy! http://instagr.am/p/WZ0s39pBak/ Sunday, March 03, 2013 12:19:33 PMInstagram
@MalJNew just caught me looking at myself in the mirror. I mean. I'm fuckin hot. And a narcissist. #blowme if you don't like it Saturday, March 02, 2013 12:38:06 AMTwitter for Android
My new boss is the coolest bestest gayest. No wonder @MalJNew adored him instantly. He acted less gay in his interview than he actually was. Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:45:21 PMTwitter for Android
"These aren't even normal Jack and Cokes. These are Jacqueline and Cokes" Mikey (suck it @MalJNew for tweeting this before me I Called dibs) Saturday, February 23, 2013 6:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew gigglypot Saturday, February 23, 2013 3:29:00 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Be proud Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:46:49 PMTwitter for Android
How awesome is @MalJNew? Super awesome. I'm over here raging at people and grumpy and she brings me back lunch! Tuesday, February 19, 2013 1:46:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew your house is backwards Monday, February 18, 2013 6:14:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew hey
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, February 17, 2013 9:54:11 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew so good, yet so awful
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, February 17, 2013 3:20:28 PMTwitter for Android
Sorry @MalJNew , I've been drinking all morning so I have a date with McDonald's Sunday, February 17, 2013 12:20:38 PMTwitter for Android
LEZZZ be honest. @MalJNew and AlONa are digging each other Friday, February 15, 2013 11:29:41 PMTwitter for Android
"This coaster smells like vagina" -@MalJNew Friday, February 15, 2013 9:08:36 PMTwitter for Android
Cool foursquare app: https://t.co/HD4CWyd @__JLu @MalJNew Thursday, February 14, 2013 1:54:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew 🚭
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:34:53 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Ginuwine - Pony
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, February 10, 2013 8:43:54 PMTwitter for Android
Shoveling complete. Time to play, preferably with @MalJNew and maybe @MichaelShatin if he's lucky Saturday, February 09, 2013 2:14:23 PMTwitter for Android
"Sam... What's Nate's title? I just referred to him as our report dude." -@maljnew Friday, January 18, 2013 12:45:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Let me get more of that waffle. Shit was banging. @MalJNew Friday, January 18, 2013 10:54:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Just bought the last Foo album on vinyl. Enjoyyy
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:32:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Never realized how much I missed my tablet until @MalJNew stole it to play angry birds :-) Monday, January 07, 2013 12:10:35 AMTwitter for Android
@mollycsouthern looks like sex on a stick tonight -@MalJNew Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:20:55 AMTwitter for Android
@Lennon My Dave Grohl obsession goes back way before @MalJNew http://t.co/ja9kjng Friday, January 04, 2013 6:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
yes. I'm getting a 30 @MalJNew . not a six pack. The fuck have you gone soft? Sunday, December 30, 2012 6:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'm sitting in the corner with the mover and we're both sneaking them out
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, December 29, 2012 7:19:03 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Get away from my man. Only I van fuck him sideways up down left and right. Not you
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:38:03 AMTwitter for Android
" Hirxhsd a ride homep" -@MalJNew Sunday, December 23, 2012 2:37:49 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew stop being a lady
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, December 22, 2012 8:21:40 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Be proud! Tuesday, December 18, 2012 2:25:07 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the most hood thing I've ever done was sit in a McDonalds for 2 hours buying fries and coke and mixing Jack in it @MalJNew Monday, December 17, 2012 10:20:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't think @MalJNew was too pleased I was going around strutting my ass on the sales floor, getting mad head turns Friday, December 14, 2012 2:50:23 PMTwitter for Android
DAT ASS @MalJNew Friday, December 14, 2012 9:52:16 AMTwitter Web Client
"This 4 train smells like musty dick" -@MalJNew Monday, December 10, 2012 6:57:02 PMTwitter for Android
We're a special bunch! @havinfuninnyc @MalJNew http://t.co/R7nLKF2 Monday, December 03, 2012 10:35:07 AMTwitpic
@MalJNew just tweetd on behalf of me that I love butts. Truth Saturday, November 10, 2012 7:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew suck it the most
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:03:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Butterfly in the skyyy!!!! @MalJNew Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:05:19 PMTwitter for Android
Root beer stand!!! (@ Ashland Wooster Drivein w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/SEl6R8 Saturday, November 03, 2012 3:09:23 PMfoursquare
@MalJNew suck it
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Saturday, November 03, 2012 12:48:52 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus christ. I just CCd @MalJNew on an email to the WHOLE dev team that I meant to BCC. Me bitching at them to stop breaking the build Friday, October 26, 2012 10:10:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Supa serious. (@ GramercyOne w/ @lennon @young_slav @maljnew) [pic]: http://4sq.com/TFWLqM Wednesday, October 24, 2012 9:45:29 AMfoursquare
Bold flavors! (@ Chili's Grill & Bar w/ @maljnew) [pic]: http://4sq.com/VghyCI Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:18:11 PMfoursquare
I'm at Nathan's Famous w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/TITaxt Friday, October 12, 2012 10:03:37 PMfoursquare
I'm at Night Of Horror w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/Q7DCgH Friday, October 12, 2012 8:02:10 PMfoursquare
I'm at Luna Park NYC w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/RDFuiT Friday, October 12, 2012 7:50:54 PMfoursquare
For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Hey Mals. I like ya toes Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:27:04 PMTwitter for Android
STRUTTIN DAT ASS!!!! (@ Dakota Roadhouse w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/RjS49J Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:33:40 PMfoursquare
Stephieeeeeeee.... ... Giants/browns with a Browns fan who made poor life decisions @MalJNew Sunday, October 07, 2012 12:52:45 PMTwitter for Android
"I think I'm getting a fever. Oh well. I'll just drink it out" @MalJNew Thursday, October 04, 2012 3:45:55 PMTwitter Web Client
"Those are the definition of fun bags" @MalJNew Thursday, October 04, 2012 3:35:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew you were down
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, October 03, 2012 6:56:02 PMTwitter for Android
Joes. McDonalds stopped serving breakfast, so it's ok to start drinking. @MalJNew Sunday, September 30, 2012 11:51:02 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew Father @BadPointer!!! Teach me the ways!
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, September 28, 2012 8:14:01 PMTwitter for Android
I'M SO CONVINCING. BELIEVE ME, DUH [10:52:54 AM] @maljnew: i'm not convinced [10:54:02 AM] Me: be convinced Friday, September 28, 2012 10:56:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Sand in the vajay, beach girl. Suck it.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, September 21, 2012 11:37:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Alisa: "If @MalJNew were here right now, she'd call you a girl. (regarding me eating only a half of a donut) Friday, September 21, 2012 9:45:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Elise just came over to my desk, stole a cookie and said how much she missed @MalJNew Thursday, September 20, 2012 3:48:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew If you weren't so fuckng far away, I'd tell you to suck it so hard
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, September 17, 2012 1:52:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Just gave @MalJNew a mystery shot of bud light and she legit accused me of pissing in a shot glass. @TaraCasanova recommended the shot Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:44:58 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew stop smoking jokeface Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:57:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew enough Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:40:13 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew love you too 💩
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 2:59:46 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MalJNew I love this weather! Tuesday, September 11, 2012 7:55:03 AMTwitter for Android

Geek stats: Page generated in 93.62 ms