| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] | Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AM | BlueSky |
| Me trying to clean up someone's 4 year old, unmaintained typescript where they didn't lock packages to a version and now everything is deprecated! [[ Image ]] | Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:30:48 AM | BlueSky |
| Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] | Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PM | BlueSky |
| Finish the sentence of the article "...Is going to mysteriously end up dead" (And big pharma may or may not be to blame. Just think how much money they'd lose if cancer was cured) [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:28:02 PM | BlueSky |
| I mean... Again. The charts on Feb 10, 1996. Absolute BANGERS0. The 90s slapped [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:03:34 PM | BlueSky |
| Twitter can suck it because their ad targeting is garbage. Above 35? What do they think I'm some kind of antique? [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, February 14, 2024 7:47:16 PM | BlueSky |
| Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] | Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AM | BlueSky |
| Yeah, that worked [[ Image ]] In reply to @portfolioso.com's post | Friday, February 09, 2024 12:23:21 AM | BlueSky |
| This is a post with two images so I can test retrieving them from the API. Working on some things 😃 [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] | Wednesday, February 07, 2024 7:11:07 PM | BlueSky |
| I'm a hap, hap, happy dog. I'm a happy, happy happy dog! [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, February 06, 2024 8:41:45 PM | BlueSky |
| There were some bangers out in January 1998. I was rockin' out to all these in 3rd grade like a boss! [[ Image ]] | Friday, January 26, 2024 12:31:54 PM | BlueSky |
| 2008-2014 is peak Dave Grohl [[ Image ]] | Tuesday, October 24, 2023 10:50:53 AM | BlueSky |
| How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP | Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:21:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is D. folliculorum. It's a skin mite and they live on most human faces. They're 1/3mm long and have a dick https://t.co/YQ2tXOQUvi | Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:35:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @bubbacrewjam Man, they're really not prioritizing their flagship over here. https://t.co/3MBaBlq2wx | Monday, March 07, 2022 1:30:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MikeDeWine was coo last year. Now he's a weasel. "ohh sorry I'd do a mask mandate but they won't let me" If I were gov, I'd be like "the Ohio Senate peeps are a bunch of dumb fuckin hicks who can eat a dick" and then retire and hang with my grandkids. https://t.co/BuDaxbcN3M | Friday, September 17, 2021 9:20:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message. https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq | Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Check this Unsolved Mysteries Netflix reboot episode... Based on the date, I'd just say they were all on acid and the UFO was in their minds https://t.co/bTwb3mPGUS | Wednesday, July 01, 2020 11:05:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @3M Maybe the next generation will not pollute our planet with perfluorinated chemicals | Wednesday, June 24, 2020 11:01:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There's all these amazingly qualified Democrats, including women, and we end up with these two old farts who'd likely die of coronavirus if they got it https://t.co/CqT3MlXpFd | Tuesday, March 10, 2020 11:43:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @63moon @ValaAfshar !P Blu hhhh yet; | Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:27:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| By all means, get this fuckin guy off the Yankees https://t.co/b3mflrdWqq | Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:37:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Skype you guys are silly. I can't open this protocol on Android https://t.co/CDJ3MPBMcX | Thursday, September 14, 2017 3:31:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is very true. Drank a bottle of it before heading to a Buffett show in 2016 with @RockNationRadio https://t.co/sF75mLY33M | Sunday, August 27, 2017 1:37:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This Chrome experiment actually renders much faster in Microsoft Edge: https://t.co/JSXSm3mtpj | Sunday, January 17, 2016 6:36:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| finally an Android calendar app that doesn't look like ASS: "New Android Calendar look and features leaked" http://t.co/VmozzOM3mZ | Wednesday, April 09, 2014 3:35:06 PM | feedly cloud |
| Guy who replaced Barry talks 3mph and sounds like a jackass and his trains are continuously late. Fucking reject | Tuesday, November 19, 2013 7:42:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm watching #Dexter with 11438 others on #GetGlue http://t.co/Qgtbkkss3m | Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:34:18 PM | GetGlue.com |
| I just unlocked the "NYC Big Apple" badge on @foursquare for checking in to 3 iconic New York City locations! http://4sq.com/VQ3MdL | Friday, January 11, 2013 12:29:15 PM | foursquare |
| New blog post: Portfolioso.com v2 Gone For Good http://bit.ly/qaKQ3m | Monday, September 19, 2011 11:27:58 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I'm at Vanderbilt Museum & Planetarium (Little Neck Rd, Centerport) http://4sq.com/kyyl3m | Saturday, June 25, 2011 9:00:49 PM | foursquare |
| Damn right they tied it. Soria couldn't throw a strike for dick and his fastball was only 83mph. If they lost, it would have been sickening. | Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:15:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm at Duke's (99 E 19th St, btwn Park Ave S & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/gHE3Mv | Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:41:43 PM | foursquare |
| New blog post: This Freak Ass Barbie Doll's Got Some Pair of Tits http://bit.ly/g3mywA | Monday, April 18, 2011 9:36:59 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I'm at White Horse Tavern (567 Hudson St, at 11th, New York) w/ 3 others. http://4sq.com/3MvsEK | Saturday, September 11, 2010 8:53:43 PM | foursquare |
| Torrenting at 23MBPS. I love FiOS | Sunday, March 07, 2010 9:52:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin sick wireless we have on campus! Downloaded a 1.3MB file from an internal server at 28.8k Took about 7 minutes. | Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:27:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear FiOS. I pay for 20MBPS downstream. I always got 20.5MBPS. Now I'm getting 19.3MBPS. Fix it! | Thursday, June 25, 2009 9:57:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |