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If you leave your cig bitts in a plastic bag and leave it on the beach ina carey-in/ carry-out state park, you're a miserable prick [[ Image ]] Sunday, June 21, 2026 9:17:30 AMBlueSky
Verizon is now RCS spamming customers with ads. This is some shit. I can block this, no? [[ Image ]] Tuesday, June 16, 2026 10:34:23 AMBlueSky
Charging laser? [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Friday, June 12, 2026 6:25:45 PMBlueSky
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH THIS SHIT. I'm in hell. Literally hell. The fact that it's only early June and have to deal with relentless heat all the way until mid October can fuck all the way off. [[ Image ]] Wednesday, June 10, 2026 4:10:33 PMBlueSky
I hate summer on the grounds that AC is gd expensive to run [[ Image ]] Tuesday, June 09, 2026 3:35:44 PMBlueSky
Sheetz done fucked up. Ain't no way they intend to give me 30 cents off per gallon until July 15th. Heading there RIGHT NOW to clean them out [[ Image ]] Friday, June 05, 2026 2:22:11 AMBlueSky
The terminal bell is a menace and a relic from the 1960s when teletypes had physical bells in them because there were no screens. The fact this is still a thing in the year of our lord 2026 is bananas. Every time I ssh into anything, the gd bell rings constantly and needs to shut its whore mouth [[ Image ]] Monday, June 01, 2026 11:46:33 PMBlueSky
Nothing makes me rage more on a Monday morning when first thing I get in, some prick asks me to get on a call without any context of the issue. Fuckssake Get the fuck outta here [[ Image ]] Monday, June 01, 2026 9:47:58 AMBlueSky
This is straight up bananas. We're living in a real life South Park episode. IDK what is even real anymore. Fuck it. No one should be taking anything seriously. Fr. Everything's gd absurd [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 28, 2026 5:43:18 AMBlueSky
Btw, I totally stole "dick area" from the Biebs back in 2017. Refer to this since-deleted tweet: [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, May 24, 2026 5:11:53 PMBlueSky
The trees always speak to me [[ Image ]][[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Wednesday, May 20, 2026 6:42:49 PMBlueSky
Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome [[ Image ]] Tuesday, May 19, 2026 10:34:31 PMBlueSky
Eat the rich [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:42:55 PMBlueSky
You want to fix this shit? Hold a Billionaire's Hunger Games. Each year, the top 10 richest people get put into an arena to fight to the death. Whoever makes it out alive gets to live, but all collective assets are to be redistributed [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:42:27 PMBlueSky
You know it's spring in Ohio when you need to switch constantly between heat and AC. Get a load of this bullshit, especially how much AC I had to use IN APRIL [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 8:31:54 PMBlueSky
My fantasy team fuckin blows. I had such a miserable week 4 and all my good players are hurt that I dropped from 5th to 10th in the rankings. [[ Image ]] Monday, April 27, 2026 8:40:45 PMBlueSky
git commit -am "[WIP] Gnome" [[ Image ]] Friday, April 24, 2026 4:41:26 PMBlueSky
These Chinese mfers always looking for trouble. They trying to start a pandemic again with ancient life that'll wipe us out? [[ Image ]] Friday, April 24, 2026 3:08:40 PMBlueSky
Been trying to figure out why I've been 💩 so gd much and it's these healthy peanut butter cups. I can't do Reese's cups. Tastes like shit - they changed the ingredients to pure poison and fuck em for being cheap bastards, so I buy other brands.

But why do they need to put in chicory root fiber? [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, April 23, 2026 11:09:35 PMBlueSky
So this is where they're gonna get us... Essentially any new model that comes out will have an absurd multiplier [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 23, 2026 2:40:11 PMBlueSky
Chaotic disorganization like my brain without speed, which is all the time [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 23, 2026 4:33:43 AMBlueSky
Usually, you get what you pay for, unless you're the Mets. Highest 2026 payroll in MLB - almost $334 MILLION, and they have the absolute worst record in MLB. Lost 12 straight 🤣

Bunch of jokers [[ Image ]] 		Wednesday, April 22, 2026 12:58:18 PMBlueSky
The amount of trolling and absurdities I commit into the codebases at work is beyond. DevOps Borat: [[ Image ]] Wednesday, April 15, 2026 4:58:43 PMBlueSky
God miserable damn it with this shit. I'm busy, late to leave, and now the security team pages out to rotate mf'in GitHub secrets that got exposed [[ Image ]] Tuesday, April 14, 2026 6:37:42 PMBlueSky
Both Netflix and YouTube Music Premium are raising prices and it's going to cost me like $9 more a month for both.

You know who never raised prices ever? Torrents. Free for life.

#StickItToTheMan #EatTheRich #FuckMediaConglomerates [[ Image ]] 		Sunday, April 12, 2026 1:11:48 PMBlueSky
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Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 9:49:58 PMBlueSky
Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞 [[ Image ]] Wednesday, April 01, 2026 5:43:49 PMBlueSky
This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix. [[ Image ]] Monday, March 30, 2026 4:58:26 AMBlueSky
Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, March 30, 2026 2:29:01 AMBlueSky
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Windows: Go home. You're drunk [[ Image ]] 		Sunday, March 29, 2026 10:34:49 PMBlueSky
If X doesn't have a bot problem, why did these two accounts both follow me within seconds? [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Sunday, March 22, 2026 1:31:03 AMBlueSky
This is some Midwestern bullshit right hur [[ Image ]] Wednesday, March 11, 2026 7:56:28 PMBlueSky
One of my hobbies is documenting failed kiosks that have errored out [[ Image ]][[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Sunday, March 08, 2026 11:34:34 AMBlueSky
TF this cracker talking about [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 03, 2026 5:26:51 PMBlueSky
A door to door solicitor pushed me too far today (dog recovering from surgery and needs rest, and she got up to bark at the door). So I put 5 of these all around my door and doorbell [[ Image ]] Friday, January 16, 2026 7:44:35 PMBlueSky
No. NO. Just NO. Why do people do this. You need to go DC to DC. It's so inefficient to run an inverter to convert to AC power just for the wall wart to convert it back to DC. This person needs to get a 100W USB-C to C cable and charge it that way [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 14, 2026 5:08:50 PMBlueSky
What kind of shit is this [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 21, 2025 12:37:33 PMBlueSky
In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PMBlueSky
Luna sleeps [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PMBlueSky
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In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post
Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PMBlueSky
For example... [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PMBlueSky
🍄🌀✌️🌌🚀 [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AMBlueSky
🍄✌️🚀🌌 [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AMBlueSky
"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"

Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PMBlueSky
Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AMBlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PMBlueSky
Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AMBlueSky
I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PMBlueSky
Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AMBlueSky
Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PMBlueSky
Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AMBlueSky
BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PMBlueSky
This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PMBlueSky
My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PMBlueSky
You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PMBlueSky
Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" 🤣 [[ Image ]] Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PMBlueSky
Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PMBlueSky
I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AMBlueSky
December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AMBlueSky
I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PMBlueSky
Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PMBlueSky
We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AMBlueSky
Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AMBlueSky
I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PMBlueSky
Yes [[ Image ]]
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AMBlueSky
Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PMBlueSky
I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AMBlueSky
Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PMBlueSky
Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PMBlueSky
No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AMBlueSky
Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AMBlueSky
Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PMBlueSky
Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]]
In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PMBlueSky
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378!

(Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AMBlueSky
Get the absolute fuck out of here with this shit. It can't be in the mid.90s after giving me 60s and 70s for two days https://t.co/IIc3mDK37O Friday, August 23, 2024 8:53:21 AMTwitter for Android
I mean... If you're still using the 6 series, you're outside of your mind
https://t.co/S13mgqtE20 		Sunday, June 02, 2024 4:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AMBlueSky
Me trying to clean up someone's 4 year old, unmaintained typescript where they didn't lock packages to a version and now everything is deprecated! [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:30:48 AMBlueSky
Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PMBlueSky
Finish the sentence of the article "...Is going to mysteriously end up dead"

(And big pharma may or may not be to blame. Just think how much money they'd lose if cancer was cured) [[ Image ]] 		Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:28:02 PMBlueSky
I mean... Again. The charts on Feb 10, 1996. Absolute BANGERS0. The 90s slapped [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:03:34 PMBlueSky
Twitter can suck it because their ad targeting is garbage. Above 35? What do they think I'm some kind of antique? [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 7:47:16 PMBlueSky
Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image

portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AMBlueSky
Yeah, that worked [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, February 09, 2024 12:23:21 AMBlueSky
This is a post with two images so I can test retrieving them from the API. Working on some things 😃 [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 07, 2024 7:11:07 PMBlueSky
I'm a hap, hap, happy dog. I'm a happy, happy happy dog! [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 06, 2024 8:41:45 PMBlueSky
There were some bangers out in January 1998. I was rockin' out to all these in 3rd grade like a boss! [[ Image ]] Friday, January 26, 2024 12:31:54 PMBlueSky
2008-2014 is peak Dave Grohl [[ Image ]] Tuesday, October 24, 2023 10:50:53 AMBlueSky
How about you go put a content warning on Elon's crusty asshole https://t.co/Rl3M5NrNdP Thursday, March 09, 2023 7:21:33 PMTwitter for Android
This is D. folliculorum. It's a skin mite and they live on most human faces. They're 1/3mm long and have a dick https://t.co/YQ2tXOQUvi Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:35:39 PMTwitter for Android
Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense

https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m 		Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 		Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam Man, they're really not prioritizing their flagship over here.

https://t.co/3MBaBlq2wx 		Monday, March 07, 2022 1:30:49 PMTwitter for Android
@MikeDeWine was coo last year. Now he's a weasel. "ohh sorry I'd do a mask mandate but they won't let me"

If I were gov, I'd be like "the Ohio Senate peeps are a bunch of dumb fuckin hicks who can eat a dick" and then retire and hang with my grandkids.

https://t.co/BuDaxbcN3M 		Friday, September 17, 2021 9:20:15 PMTwitter for Android
NOPE. You're an idiot, Alyssa. Even if you signed up for alerts, if something txts you about an unauthorized charge, log the fuck in and check manually. Don't do it from the message.
https://t.co/j3mhU1ag7E https://t.co/xeH6JZHMHq 		Friday, May 07, 2021 12:38:25 AMTwitter for Android
Check this Unsolved Mysteries Netflix reboot episode... Based on the date, I'd just say they were all on acid and the UFO was in their minds https://t.co/bTwb3mPGUS Wednesday, July 01, 2020 11:05:05 PMTwitter for Android