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have you ever seen this guy before in your life? FUCK ME. Friday, September 25, 2009 2:00:28 AMtxt
Fuck. the bottle's empty Wednesday, September 23, 2009 11:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Some meetings I get roped into are a waste of my fucking time. That's the biggest sin - wasting another's time Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:53:18 PMtxt
hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you and your timeout call Dallas. It didn't work. Yeah GMEN! Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:47:37 PMTwitter Web Client
yeah I'm hammered and done with this lab report. I'll yet you all know what I get. If I get an A, my professors is officially a dumb fuck. Friday, September 18, 2009 2:21:05 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck, I just spilled beer on my lab report. Don't drink and do work, but fuck it. It's senior year Thursday, September 17, 2009 11:52:52 PMTwitter Web Client
I have 101 things to do and class from 11-4:30 just wastes my fucking time Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:46:48 AMtxt
The fucking internet on this campus sucks ass. 128k. I miss the Optimum Online at The Swamp Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:37:34 PMTwitter Web Client
K I'm fucking over this. The Yankees lost tonight. So did I. But we're the best so we'll come back. I'm coming back. Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@shavingfoams go fuck yourself Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:51 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING PISSED right now Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:43:19 AMTwitter Web Client
cool.dudes. im just giving the fuck up right now. fuck all this Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:26:11 AMtxt
Jesus fucking christ. no one wants to be on my team. fuck all you hos. Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:24:03 AMtxt
I FUCKING SUCK at beer pong. Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:06:36 AMTwitter Web Client
my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Darryl: turn the fuckin heat off in your car. it's like 95 in here Friday, September 11, 2009 8:07:34 PMtxt
0-3 on the table at the swamp. fuck. Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:08:23 PMtxt
I'm gonna tint these fucking windows to keep two annoying fucks from bothering me in my office when i'm trying to do work. Wednesday, September 09, 2009 9:09:35 PMtxt
My liver just told me to fuck off. I missed the memo. Monday, September 07, 2009 9:34:51 AMtxt
Stop playing fuckin games with me or you will never get this. seriously... we all know you want it. Sunday, September 06, 2009 12:24:44 AMtxt
this grrl's gonna fuckin kill me. lol Friday, September 04, 2009 5:08:24 PMtxt
every fuckin night with these fucks upstairs and their music... Thursday, September 03, 2009 10:22:16 PMTwitter Web Client
I just got bitched the fuck out. Ow. Thursday, September 03, 2009 7:34:56 PMtxt
@Waspito Better than putting it on a magnet and fucking up the strip like i did. they give u free replacements though (unless you lose it)
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:05:52 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK this house for having one bathroom. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:35:25 PMTwitter Web Client
these fuckers upstairs with their loud music. This might be a problem. Earplugs! Friday, August 28, 2009 11:28:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this network registration shit Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna fuckin murder someone at student computing if they don't get our internet together Friday, August 28, 2009 2:33:09 PMtxt
I forgot how fucking awful this training was Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:51:08 PMtxt
i was supposed to go to the fucking Yankee game on Monday but instead, I'm being forced to mentor fucking freshmen. FML Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:03:50 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
I move in at 9AM tomorrow and they make us start training at 2PM. I have a whole house to set up. They have some set of fuckin balls Monday, August 24, 2009 4:53:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AMtxt
Fuckin teachers break my balls with their computer problems. It was awesome when they weren't here Monday, August 24, 2009 10:24:20 AMtxt
HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
what the FUCK is wrong with AJ Burnett? Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:52:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck! I just extracted video card drivers to the root network drive and now It's a mess Thursday, August 20, 2009 3:20:44 PMtxt
This custodian dude Jay is a fuckin riot. Total awesome. Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:47:21 PMtxt
StagWeb cannot display images embedded in emails since the "upgrade." You guys are fucking morons, die in a bus fire. This is 2009, not 1996 Monday, August 17, 2009 3:29:01 AMTwitter Web Client
I think Taco Bell put a Vicodan in my fuckin burrito. I'm exhausted and non-functional Friday, August 14, 2009 2:45:54 PMtxt
Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AMtxt
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
$20 to anyone who can get my mom to shut the FUCK up Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:10:08 AMTwitter Web Client
fuckin steam server is down so I can't level up my stats on Killing Floor Thursday, August 06, 2009 11:32:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Of course i get stuck doing the most work in the hottest rooms with the most fucked up wire management. FML. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 11:55:22 AMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
My fuckin fios on demand isn't working Tuesday, August 04, 2009 11:14:14 PMtxt
Who the fuck changed my mom's phonebook contact to "hot ass." Nice one marc Monday, August 03, 2009 11:05:05 PMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
What the FUCK with these yankees Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PMtxt
Fuckin' A. Very frustrating loss. Lost a game in the standings, and now we're not (tied for) the best team in baseball anymore. Thursday, July 30, 2009 11:53:30 PMtwhirl
SHUT THE FUCK UP Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:03:31 PMtwhirl
Will you shut the fuck up? I hate people who can't get off the phone. Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:01:57 PMtwhirl
Ugh. Fuckin jungle out here with this humidity Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:32:41 PMtxt
That stupid fucking black eyed peas song is stuck in my head and offer to die. I only heard it like once and It's awful Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:30:21 PMtxt
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
My fuckin iPod is bricked. Just fried itself at the beach - won't charge and won't reset. Awesome. Sunday, July 19, 2009 11:14:29 PMtwhirl
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
Jesus! An outlet in this fuckin shithole just blew up in my face Thursday, July 16, 2009 11:47:57 AMtxt
Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PMtwhirl
Slacking my ass off because I'm lazy as fuck. My twitter is private, so I can say this Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking bulky ass CRT monitors. I'm changing RAM in a computer lab and they're all cable managed and huge so there's nowhere to put them Monday, July 13, 2009 10:13:33 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck i just killed a bug on my lcd and now there are guts on it Monday, July 13, 2009 1:10:28 AMtwhirl
Why is it fuckin neuroscience to install Firefox 3.5 on Ubuntu 9? I still haven't figured it out Saturday, July 11, 2009 9:47:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Shut the fuck up with the sirens already. 10 minutes Friday, July 10, 2009 12:37:44 PMtwhirl
I wish this god damn mother fuckin broken computer doesn't shut off after 2 minutes at full load. Hurry up November, I want a new one Friday, July 10, 2009 12:52:08 AMtwhirl
They make me take all the empty new computer boxes to the dumpster. Why the fuck do we pay custodians? Monday, July 06, 2009 11:19:08 AMtxt
Fuckin Joba Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:57:34 PMtwhirl
There are no asterisks in real life, only scoreboards, and ours is currently reading FUCKED! Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:06:14 PMtwhirl
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Activated google calendar on my other google account to test stuff. Why is it in fuckin Japanese? #googlefail Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:31:41 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
fuck this Friday, July 03, 2009 12:44:44 AMtwhirl
Is this fuckin serious? Some hammered slut fuck instantly became obsessed with some dude that just plopped down next to her on the train. Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:05:32 PMtxt
Here we go with the voicemail again. Don't leave me messages, I don't check them. It's quicker for me to call back. Fuck. Wednesday, July 01, 2009 4:49:37 PMTwitter Web Client
It's fuckin July already? Jeez, where does time go? Wednesday, July 01, 2009 2:20:00 AMTwitter Web Client
How fuckin long does it take to open the god damn network connections dialog! Fuck! Monday, June 29, 2009 1:15:18 PMTwitter SMS
I'm ready to throw this fuckin laptop out the window. Total crash, then it shut off on the 100% cpu overheat. All because a program froze. Monday, June 29, 2009 3:20:26 AMTwitter SMS
I just love how I fuck up every opportunity that walks right into me. Saturday, June 27, 2009 3:03:49 AMTwitter Web Client
For fuck's sake, I had my phone off charging for like an hour and when I turned it on, 400 texts came in and it annoyed me Friday, June 26, 2009 7:54:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin oven in this school Thursday, June 25, 2009 2:04:48 PMTwitter SMS
This fucking guy on the phone lives in a god damn fantasy world and is pissing me the FUCK off. Friday, June 19, 2009 3:46:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool. My fucking internet is down Friday, June 19, 2009 1:52:24 AMTwitter SMS
@SonicBlur23 I want a dollar for every grounded into double play and Eisland coaching visit to the mound. I'd be loaded. Fuckin team blows.
In reply to @'s tweet
Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:47:49 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees can go fuck themselves if they can't win a series against the worst team in baseball with only 17 wins. Fucking disgrace. Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:35:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin hutch is closed and It's been an hour to get from the bronx to Pelham. These side streets are jammed like this toast. Thursday, June 18, 2009 5:52:59 PMTwitter SMS
Every time i come to this fuckin place they lose Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:00:19 PMTwitter SMS
So I just checked Facebook... I'm not in a bad mood, but not a fan of what I saw. Honestly, what the fuck do I do wrong? Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:41:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck sleep, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Semi-annoyed, so I think I'm getting up, having some breakfast and then biking for a long time... Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:15:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Whose cock do the yankees have to suck to beat the fuckin red sox? Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:52:56 PMTwitter SMS
Fuckin here we go again with the cocksucker Red Sox Wednesday, June 10, 2009 7:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Why isn't Everest detecting my CPU temperature anymore. I've had it with this fucking laptop. I want a new one. Sunday, June 07, 2009 5:34:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Live Diggnation is fuckin awesome Thursday, June 04, 2009 10:17:48 PMTwitter SMS
Too much fucking shit in my room. I can't walk in here. Mad cleaning Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:23:45 PMTwitter Web Client
The issue isn't me not going places, as 2 people say, but rather... Fuck it, lost cause. Do what you want. I was joking anyway. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:10:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Here we go again with the fucking twitter as an event planning service Friday, May 29, 2009 12:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. Fucking sinuses need to unclog. 5th cold of the year... Seriously? Usually I'm never sick. Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
There's some curse on my fucking baseball team where we can't make it to first place anymore. Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Aww you poor fuck. Be grateful a little bit, stop whining on the bitch, no one wants to hear you. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:25:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin public shitty ass slow trackers. I have a 20MBPS connection and need one episode, and it's coming down <1MBPS 2 hours!! FML Monday, May 25, 2009 1:15:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother Fucker. I'm watching this show I downloaded a while ago & I missed the episode that I'm up to. Now the torrent tracker is offline. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:57:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Stupid fucks, you blow two chances to win, then you deserve to lose Sunday, May 24, 2009 5:08:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck are my google pages being sent to me in French. I have a US IP address, assholes. It's getting annoying Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:04:24 AMTwitter Web Client
That's fuckin sick. I have 4 systems blasting poker face on all floors of my house with like 6 subs Tuesday, May 19, 2009 5:00:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Attention fucking idiots, DO NOT STOP to talk on stairs and in doorways. Keep it moving, it's crowded. Don't be a dumbass. Saturday, May 16, 2009 9:33:30 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin smelly piece of shit skunk Friday, May 08, 2009 10:19:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Where did this cocksuckin mother fuckin memory card disappear to? Friday, May 08, 2009 11:50:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Great. Now my fucking card reader won't read SD cards. I hate my laptop. Friday, May 08, 2009 1:43:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Cool. Can I get just one win against the fucking Red Sox this year please? Tuesday, May 05, 2009 1:11:29 AMTwitter Web Client
What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it? Monday, May 04, 2009 5:26:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito fuck dane cook usb drives i'm hammered nigga
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Monday, May 04, 2009 12:03:16 AMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin IS guy is breaking my balls and ripped on all the changes I made to the site. Sunday, April 26, 2009 8:25:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito It's not like that. It's community service for someone with a disability and wouldn't understand. And I have a fucking project due
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, April 26, 2009 4:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Extremely agitated over fucking stupid situations, things I get roped into and group projects due tomorrow Sunday, April 26, 2009 4:21:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Nom. Delicious dinner. Rigatoni and vodka sauce + sausage, and salad. Needed more sausage though. And fucking Red Sox! Go Yankees! Saturday, April 25, 2009 7:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
K. I'm gonna eat 2 day old unrefrigerated pizza. food poisoning? i don't care. I'll be fine. if not fuck it. Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:24:17 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKIN GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKING YOUK Friday, April 24, 2009 11:32:56 PMTwitter Web Client
If these fuckers lose I'm gonna be so pissed Friday, April 24, 2009 11:11:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this, I've had it 2 weeks left so I'm out of time. For the 3rd year straight: better luck next year. Thursday, April 23, 2009 7:33:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Of all the days it could be raining, it has to fuck with my plan over here. Rain another time. My plans never go the way I want them to. Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:46:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is my stapler?! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I hate this fucking gangster ass illegal frat next door. It's like Bridgeport out there. And they're loud. Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:14:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Tom on the world ending: "I mean, fuck laws, kill a bitch" Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:18:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Chien Ming Wang can't see through his fucking eyes where he's pitching the ball. Monday, April 13, 2009 7:33:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob shut the FUCK up with the IMs, no one sees you anymore and you IM me 24/7 Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:54:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Wednesday, April 08, 2009 1:13:56 AMTwitter Web Client
No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AMTwitter Web Client
It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
that isn't even cool you fucking tease. dont even fuck around like that if you already know you have other things to do. fml Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:45:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Don't even get me started with tomorrow. I know a dumb fuck who can't stop spelling it "tomarrow" and never corrected herself
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Monday, March 16, 2009 1:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Why do I think of these things after the mother fuckin fact? GRR. Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:56:09 AMTwitter Web Client
If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:40:43 AMTwitter Web Client
If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. Saturday, March 14, 2009 12:00:00 AMDELETED
I'm going to be a fucking senior and I register last at 6:15 PM. Cheers to no classes being available. AGAIN (I never get a good time slot) Tuesday, March 10, 2009 9:20:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate it if the fucks over at our network wouldn't Nessus me. I Peerguardian blocked their IP range, so fuck 'em (logs FTW) Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
My life. Fuck it. Thursday, February 26, 2009 3:23:35 AMTwitter Web Client
my head feels like a fuckin sponge Wednesday, February 25, 2009 5:58:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck SunGard, I hope they go bankrupt with their piece of shit 1990s style Luminis Platform. I just lost an email. And Fuck CNS for using it Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:51:16 AMTwitter Web Client
mother fuckin Nazi German networking staff I have here. Monday, February 23, 2009 9:45:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck says macs never crash? They're pieces of shit. When I REALLY need a remote connection, it doesn't work. Jeez. Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:57:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. Saturday, February 07, 2009 3:09:18 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 port authority is dirty bc ny is a fuckin shithole. go abroad to germany and its clean. ny = the loss. fuck it. tell them to be german. Saturday, February 07, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
And fucking College Publisher goes down when I'm in the middle of shit... You dog... Wednesday, February 04, 2009 4:08:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm watching fuckin aladdin again. this is erronious... <3 that movie Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:12:29 AMTwitter Web Client
We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Why can't I get this fuckin Mario Kart server running? Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:10:40 AMTwitter Web Client
oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AMTwitter Web Client
acually nigth fuck it\ Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:41:17 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna fuckin shake a bitch right now with huntley and his fucking shitty IDE he makes us use. makes my life miserable Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:29:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin wireless is down again, DHCP wont assign addresses. CNS won't be back until tuesday, so we're screwed. I hate our network here. Sunday, January 18, 2009 7:18:52 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito It's January 4th. Fuckin' valentines day is over a month away. This is getting redic. F CVS and their hearts
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, January 04, 2009 1:38:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob is the biggest yenta washwoman who never shuts the fuck up. It gets annoying - I don't care anymore. Your trap. Shut it. Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:24:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin guy only gave me a B.... Friday, December 19, 2008 12:45:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Camping out at DSB because profs can't keep their fucking office hours. Monday, December 15, 2008 11:11:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Second night in a row, I don't think I'm going to bed. Fuck my life. Monday, December 08, 2008 11:00:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Beef. It's what's for dinner, you mother fucker Friday, December 05, 2008 12:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
for fucks sake, I have 1/6 of this paper done and nothing to write about. fuck you, nash, and your analysis on shitty music Thursday, December 04, 2008 11:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
So much fucking work. I shouldn't go to bed. Thursday, December 04, 2008 1:34:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin music professor pops another paper on us due Friday. I have more important, legitimate work to do. Not two busywork papers. bitch. Tuesday, December 02, 2008 1:24:53 PMTwitter Web Client
WHEN I TELL YOU TO SELL MY FUCKING STOCK IN AUGUST, YOU FUCKING DO IT. I KNEW THE SHIT WOULD KEEP GETTING WORSE BUT DO THEY LISTEN, NO.... Monday, December 01, 2008 7:26:22 PMTwitter Web Client
On the fuckin quad, at a cold windy table with my shit blowing everywhere doing bitchwork for csc. fuck your couch Monday, December 01, 2008 5:16:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Why do I keep muting the fuckin F. Such a pain in the ass to play Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Why doesn't this fuck get back to me? Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:05:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone stuck a Nascar/Sonoco sticker on our door and I can't get it off. fuck. Tuesday, November 18, 2008 11:58:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the Federal Reserve & bailouts. We have no money for this shit. The Fed needs to go, it's a cancer for the US. Enjoy your recession... Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:19:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got 2 emails from 2 fucking morons. 1) People need to learn how to communicate 2) People need to learn how to accommodate schedules Monday, November 10, 2008 9:21:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a fucking paper to write and I'm sitting in a useless fucking class... Grr. Thursday, November 06, 2008 3:26:07 PMTwitter Web Client
This is un-fucking called for. Music professors need to not send us emails with 9 bullet points of stupid fucking busywork that is pointless Thursday, October 30, 2008 1:30:15 AMtwhirl
Fuck yeah! 6AM paper writing! 1 1/2 hours of sleep for the win. Thursday, October 23, 2008 6:00:38 AMtwhirl
Fucking youtube is performing site maintenance and I need to upload a video for class Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:01:35 AMtwhirl
@Waspito Yes, cya then. And I can bring the $75 for the ticket, because I don't believe in debt like our fucking dumbass country
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, October 09, 2008 5:00:33 PMtwhirl
Fuck my stock in the a... Also, good presentation by this group. Bonus points b/c 2/3 are really hot and the other one has a nice rack Thursday, October 09, 2008 4:29:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Lou Pinella, you fucked up my bracket asshole. Thanks to your stupid ass team, it's all wrong now. Now people are going to think I'm a joker Sunday, October 05, 2008 9:00:37 AMtwhirl
@Waspito Fuck yourself. You have GH3 with Death Magnetic? I'm stealing a car and coming over tonight
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, October 03, 2008 12:46:45 PMtwhirl
We don't have mother fucking running water. Stupid fuck that cut the water main is an asshole. Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:40:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The goddamn stock market took a fucking shit again. Is it can be recession time plz k thx? Monday, September 15, 2008 4:13:15 PMtwhirl
Fuck yeah Metallica tickets! Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:39:28 PMtwhirl
Yeah fuckin laptop speakers dont work but headphones do. It's a windows issue, the speakers worrk in ubuntu. Yay for reformat soon... Friday, September 12, 2008 10:04:48 PMtwhirl
cockblocked as usual. this country sucks ass, im going to canada or germany asap. also no matter w. the fuck i do, i'll always b cockblo ... Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:07:44 AMtwhirl
I just lost to rachel and a fucking freshman Sunday, September 07, 2008 1:47:03 AMtwhirl
Low low low. Yanks lost, no ass for me, and I'm 0-2 on my own table this year. fuck my life. also cockblocks, 90 of them. for 20 years. fuck Saturday, September 06, 2008 2:47:27 AMtwhirl
I go from 20MBPS/5MBPS FiOS to fuckin 1.1MBPs/200kbps. CNS sucks balls. Tuesday, September 02, 2008 9:45:55 PMtwhirl
Fuckin A. I just facebook friended someone by accident and I didn't mean to. Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:35:54 AMtwhirl
The longer I've been here, the more I realize my house is in the fuckin boonies and it takes forever to get anywhere Friday, August 29, 2008 6:21:35 PMtwhirl
This townhouse is too fuckin far away... Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:57:46 PMtwhirl
My mother fuckin starting center fielder can't catch a goddamn ball, go back to the red sox you fuck Tuesday, August 19, 2008 6:38:00 PMtwhirl
K, boot problem fixed, but my install CD doesn't work. Odd... And these fucking idiots just lost again. Sunday, August 10, 2008 6:46:30 PMtwhirl
Rebooting now. If this doesn't work, I'm fucked. Wish me luck Sunday, August 10, 2008 6:24:26 PMtwhirl
Just fucked up the way my computer boots. I'm pretty damn screwed right now. Shit. I can't even format it. Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:53:55 PMtwhirl
You've got to be fucking kidding me with this baseball team. Fuck October in the ass the way they're going Monday, August 04, 2008 11:37:55 PMtwhirl
Mother fucker, there goes a guitar string Saturday, August 02, 2008 9:56:00 PMtwhirl
Fuck the Mets. The Yankees and their fans appreciate Willie Randolph. What an ovation he got! Saturday, August 02, 2008 2:43:22 PMtwhirl
Fuck it, i'm going to bed Friday, August 01, 2008 9:52:16 PMtwhirl
You think they'd test the images on their shit hardware before I roll them out and wait hours. It's fuckin' slower than George W. Bush Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:51:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. Facebook added a flash detection script & it doesn't recognize flash on 3.1a2pre w/ Flash 10 beta and I get nagged with an error Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:24:30 PMtwhirl
I'm not pissed at you guys. I'm pissed at fucking baseball Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:50:23 PMtwhirl
@Colithika fuck optimus prime. I'm so pissed i'll beat the fuck out of him Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:40:06 PMtwhirl
@Waspito mabe if you didnt fuckin stalk it to your cell phone, it wouldnt matter. and dont talke for dan. and no.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:22:43 PMtwhirl
FUCK Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:18:34 PMtwhirl
Fuck those two Pittsburg fucks. Nady and Marte are the reasons why we're losing right now. Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:51:20 PMtwhirl
fuck yourself, marte. go back to fuckin pittsburgh Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:08:14 PMtwhirl
Dear FiOS, stop fucking up, Love portfolioso Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:08:08 PMtwhirl
Pay me you stupid fucks. What kind of a goddamn place has you work for a month and you get no paycheck. Tuesday, July 22, 2008 1:52:13 AMtwhirl
Holy fucking shit. Just got the book list for next year and I'm so screwed. This might be up to $700 Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:54:40 AMtwhirl
I end up losing $50 every mother fucking day in this cocksucker piece of shit stock market. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:38:29 PMtwhirl
fuck my life Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:53:28 PMtwhirl
Fuck yeah, 800x600 screen res! Tuesday, July 15, 2008 11:06:21 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2:30AM. I need to be up in 4 hours. Fuck it. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:31:24 AMtwhirl
@Colithika Fuckin A. I'm workin @ greenvale tomorrow n woulda stopped by during my lunch.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Tuesday, July 08, 2008 11:22:19 PMtwhirl
The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good.

But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content. 		Monday, July 07, 2008 6:45:43 PMtwhirl
Fuckin' A, Joba Sunday, July 06, 2008 9:24:19 PMtwhirl
fuckina a awkward. so my dad picks me up from a party n im wasted... omg bed then sunday stuff Sunday, July 06, 2008 2:41:59 AMtwhirl

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