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Fuckin wonderful. Con ed fucked half our power and the entire server room is running on UPS. Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:27:40 AMtwidroid
Fuck. That: http://twitpic.com/21igr9 Thursday, July 01, 2010 11:14:19 AMtwidroid
Fuck bbm. Gchat on android does the same thing. And if you don't have a google account, you're weak Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:26:44 AMtwidroid
63 degrees this morning. It should stay like this all day. Also UPS' are fuckin heavy Wednesday, June 30, 2010 8:09:31 AMtwidroid
Can these fucking classrooms get a little hotter? This is cruel and unusual punishment. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:12:21 AMTwitter Web Client
My uncle's great: "If you don't know how to cut a lime right, you shouldn't be serving fuckin corona." Saturday, June 26, 2010 2:47:47 PMtwidroid
Alcohol withdrawal a month after I stopped drinking? That normal? And @waspito, Bob Sagat is the nastiest motherfucker I know. Hes awesome Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:07:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Where's this fuckin [c word] with my Coolatta? Friday, June 25, 2010 4:53:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
To quote myself: "I just want to get fuckin blasted with hot chicks and make bad decisions" Tuesday, June 22, 2010 11:05:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now? Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:30:32 PMTwitter Web Client
This is fucking miserable watching freshman orientation from a post grad perspective. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:32:14 PMTwitter Web Client
A.J BURNETT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS Monday, June 21, 2010 10:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: People Looked Like Fucking Freakshows in the 1980s: http://bit.ly/cKFi1o Monday, June 21, 2010 12:26:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Jose Reyes Saturday, June 19, 2010 1:52:25 PMtwidroid
The Yankees fucking SUCK right now. Painful to watch Friday, June 18, 2010 10:51:50 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
Fuckin Phillies Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
WHOA who the fuck was that. The ass on that one. No women live around here. Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:52:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Can I disable these twitter place location suggestions? They're so fucking inaccurate, it's awful Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:35:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PMTwitter Web Client
AJ Burnett get the FUCK OUT you suck Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:18:48 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha AT&T fucking sucks: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/DGOWogv9QBY/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:47:10 AMTwitter Web Client
http://fucking.shorten.this.url.twidroid.you.fucking.shitpile.net/what-a-dick test tweet Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:05 PMtwidroid
Ok fucking twidroid, way to shorten my urls you fuckin failure Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:46:51 PMtwidroid
Fuckin twitter won't connect from Android. Twitter needs to test shit before rolling out new features and breaking their servers off Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:36:32 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: For Fucks Sake http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/15/for-fucks-sake/ Tuesday, June 15, 2010 3:20:29 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
PLEASE explain to me what the fuck a sam adams latiude 48 is. Never heard of it. Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:16:52 PMtwidroyd (original)
This kid is such a fagggg. And he stole the girl I wanted to hook up with. But he's fuckin funny. Saturday, June 12, 2010 9:18:00 PMtwidroyd (original)
This dude John is fucki hysterical Saturday, June 12, 2010 7:52:07 PMtwidroyd (original)
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
By the way, this cool ass fall weather needs to stay for the whole summer. I am loving it and do not miss the heat. I hate the fucking heat. Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:39:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Breaking news: teixiera gets a base hit. fuckin miracle, assmunch is hitting .211 Tuesday, June 08, 2010 7:12:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you phillies. Only bc I know a gross assed mean phillies fan who's nasty Monday, June 07, 2010 9:30:10 PMtwidroyd (original)
Why does this fucking loud bitch street sweeper have to come by 5 times and annoy me with noise? Grr. Monday, June 07, 2010 1:27:09 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who the fuck put sweedish subtitles that I can't remove on my torrented video. What a dick. Monday, June 07, 2010 2:09:43 AMtwidroyd (original)
My fucking bed needs to stop creaking when I move. Right now it's only a slight annoyance, but it won't be helpful in the near future. Saturday, June 05, 2010 2:13:06 AMtwidroid
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Can these fucking trains rock back and fourth more? I'm getting seasick Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:45:14 PMtwidroid
Fuckin Best Buy, I ordered one thing online a year ago and they keep spamming my email with offers. Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin faulty ass droid gps. Phones getting replaced tomorrow Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:47:56 PMtwidroid
I have a conference call with a fucking douchebag right now that I shouldn't be dealing with on the grounds that I graduated already... Tuesday, June 01, 2010 1:55:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Page 24 can go fuck itself with he red eye Friday, May 28, 2010 4:25:52 PMtwidroid
John: "Can this guy fuckin stop juggling sausages on my grill" Thursday, May 27, 2010 2:20:08 AMtwidroid
WE LEFT OUT HALF THE FUCKING FOLIOS. UGH... YEARBOOK Wednesday, May 26, 2010 12:06:22 PMTwitter Web Client
bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Ewwwww my fucking shoelace was just in a puddle of piss Monday, May 24, 2010 1:22:10 AMtwidroid
unless youre getting with a fuckin whore, there's fucking no reason for this. this is so gay. there are gays that are cooler than these fags Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:11:14 AMTwitter Web Client
jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow fuckin denied. Jesus christ. This isnt cool. Its what I want. No one else. I'm 400x better than the deniee so its coo. But w/e no harm Sunday, May 23, 2010 1:54:13 AMtwidroid
I donated $50 to a fuckin indian tribe... should have drank that away instead.. fml Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:29:57 AMtwidroid
This evil ass asian pimp assed mug is fuckin legit to drink beer out of: http://twitpic.com/1pwzz5 Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:24:01 AMtwidroid
I can't come to a mother fucking casino without getting yelled at by at least 7 security guards for doing trivial things like leaning wrong Friday, May 21, 2010 8:53:16 PMtwidroid
This fucking Droid fucks up way too much Monday, May 17, 2010 1:59:27 AMTwitter Web Client
I can walk across the fuckin George Washington Bridge faster Sunday, May 16, 2010 2:43:13 PMtwidroid
This is fuckin awesome. I think this could only better if fuckin sublime was here (with rome) Saturday, May 15, 2010 4:49:12 PMtwidroid
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PMtwidroid
Trivia night. I have 2 finals tomorrow but fuck it (@ The Field) http://4sq.com/5TmdUw Wednesday, May 12, 2010 9:29:14 PMfoursquare
Fuckin cats in this house making my eyes itch Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:20:38 PMtwidroid
Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Once someone gives a shit i'll cut this fucked up attitude out Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:17:13 AMDELETED
Really who cares anymores. Fuckin drink, fuckin smoke, fuckin be reckless... as long as u don't hurt anyone else who fuckin cares Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:16:23 AMDELETED
Fuckin awesome. I just sliced open my finger wit the huge scar on it. Hooray for 2 scars now Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:08:32 AMtwidroid
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
John for fucks sake Sunday, May 09, 2010 1:50:05 AMtwidroid
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
No matter what I do I can;t fucking win. For fucks sake. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:43:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok this is Fucked. My Gmail is down from multiple ISPs and won't log in from anywhere. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had the best entrance into my house ever. Walked in and was like "mothafuckaaaaaaaaz" (from The Hangover) Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:16:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Team "God i hope she was 18" just came in first at trivia night mother fuckers, enjoyyyyy Tuesday, May 04, 2010 12:03:28 AMtwidroid
@SonicBlur23 Actually Danny good thing you reminded me bc I just checked and my housemate put my fucking heat on 71. Lousy bastard...
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Monday, May 03, 2010 1:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
http://briantorff.com/ <--That fuckin guy is annoying me with shitloads of work at the end of the semester Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:11:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I am sick and tired of this mother fuckin slow internet on this mother fuckin campus. Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:39:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucki 86 outside and its nasty Sunday, May 02, 2010 4:12:07 PMtwidroid
@Waspito Fuck you sayin sizzz without me there
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:05:15 AMtwidroid
Drunk eric watchin the celtics game is fucking lulz Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:02:18 PMtwidroid
I'd be so attracted to this girl. too bad she's been way the fuck around. Ew Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:23:28 PMtwidroid
Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PMtwidroid
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Imagine me not getting any work done because of a fucking dance party (should end in 10 though) Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:19:28 PMTwitter Web Client
It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Life likes to torture me by putting things that piss me off RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE 24/7 Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:08:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Workload = fucked Thursday, April 29, 2010 12:20:00 PMtwidroid
Fucking crowded stag. This is going to take forever Monday, April 26, 2010 1:42:09 PMtwidroid
fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PMtwidroid
I just realized I might drop a G between now and the end of the school year (probs on partying). Fuck it. Got the rest of my life to work Friday, April 23, 2010 7:44:06 PMtwidroid
Ok 1) don't clip fuckin car battery jumper cables to your fucking hand. My muscle is killing Friday, April 23, 2010 2:50:51 AMTwitter Web Client
2 TVs in this house I never watch. When I need to watch the game, one fucker is playing halo and the other is watching some black show. fml Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:12:37 AMTwitter Web Client
If any of you fuckers issue a warrant for my arrest, I Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:52:53 AMtwidroid
Fuckin a I wajt thes fuckers and the, (that makes no sense but fuck it. I don't give a fuck) Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:30:50 AMtwidroid
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:23:37 AMtwidroid
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so I have like 2 weeks to figure the rest of my life out or else I'm fucked. Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:16:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
I also realized that everyone is fucked up in the head. There is no normal. Sunday, April 18, 2010 2:14:39 AMtwidroid
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
Keith: "I'm like the fuckin Nostradamus of innebriation" Friday, April 16, 2010 10:39:06 PMtwidroid
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have? Monday, April 12, 2010 3:30:14 AMTwitter Web Client
This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin 95 in this classroom Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:00:30 PMtwidroid
Fuck Comcast for winning a Supreme Court case that pretty much fucked Net Neutrality. Enjoy your bittorrent filtering, I'll be on Verizon Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
All I did was dream about the stupid fucking iPad all night. Can't even rest Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:59:10 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I had this mother fucker's number blocked for 4 months and the block expired and I get 3 texts in 2 minutes. You shitting me? Friday, April 02, 2010 8:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PMtwidroid
Someone tell this fucking neighbor to let her dog in so it shuts the fuck up. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
So close no mater how far...... couldnt be more rrom the heart. And nothing else maters (aka who gives a fuck) Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:52:03 AMDELETED
7 people. Why the fuck does no one ever text me back. Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:20:39 AMtwidroid
Not only is my slutt on campus, I can't even keep a fuckin ho with me at the beach. I'm a total failure someone kill me Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:51:36 AMtwidroid
This fucker concluded her lecture 4 times already. Shut the f up. Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:10:44 PMtwidroid
Also, does it ever stop fuckin raining in this shithole? Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:11:33 AMtwidroid
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Its fucking cold Friday, March 26, 2010 6:23:24 PMtwidroid
Cleary, true or false. Ooooo fuck. Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:38:41 PMtwidroid
Its literally 90 degrees in dolan hall what the fuck Wednesday, March 24, 2010 6:53:21 PMtwidroid
My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck am I doingggggggg Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Ma shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Way to wake me up, It's like the middle of the night. Monday, March 22, 2010 4:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
This country is now fucked. My life is now fucked. I don't even know anymore Monday, March 22, 2010 12:35:43 AMTwitter Web Client
This house is fucking ridiculous right now... Friday, March 19, 2010 11:38:10 PMtwidroid
@SonicBlur23 fuck yourself Danny
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Friday, March 19, 2010 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I think that sets a record for number of fucked up dreams in one night. I must have died 4 different ways, bombed by military planes etc Wednesday, March 17, 2010 9:44:00 AMTwitter Web Client
OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
It's fuckin 2:40AM and this useless internet should be able to stream a simple video without choking on 4 cocks. Christ Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:41:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams dude eastchester got hit with a fucking bomb. place is a goddamn wreck. worst storm i've seen ever.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Sunday, March 14, 2010 9:54:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. Twidroids locarion is DEAD WRONG. I was in bronxville and it said I was in the hamptons. Fuckin east ass end of LI is not Westchester Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:26:09 PMtwidroid
@Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PMTwitter Web Client
buncha fuckin sluts here http://issuu.com/fairfieldmirror/docs/20100303/12 Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:56:24 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking cocksucker just raised the heat Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:42:18 AMTwitter Web Client
So fuckin hot. Christ Sunday, February 28, 2010 7:57:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Canada Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:00:09 PMtwidroid
drinkin wine out of a beer glass. Fuck society and its norms and other made up bullshit Sunday, February 14, 2010 10:07:55 PMtwidroid
THIS is why im a fucking alcoholic. Friday, February 12, 2010 2:45:24 AMTwitter Web Client
This class is a fucking waste of my life Monday, February 08, 2010 7:20:05 PMtwidroid
The internet on this campus. Fucking. Sucks. balls. http://www.speedtest.net/result/706045084.png Thursday, February 04, 2010 4:35:55 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is with the spotty 3G coverage on this campus? I have a fuckin droid, not a nexus one Thursday, February 04, 2010 12:33:17 AMtwidroid
So glad my client is switching web hosts soon. The site has gone down more times today than a fuckin whore Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:13:51 PMTwitter Web Client
ARGHHHHH Those fuckers with Nexus Ones now have native multitouch. Come on Motorola, MOVE with 2.1 Tuesday, February 02, 2010 4:44:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Hope I'm not getting a cold. And why does it sound like nonstop thunder upstairs? Those fuckers need to shut up every once in a while Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this POS internet they give us here. It's BS that I get better 3G speed on cellular than I get on a 100mbps fiber connection Tuesday, February 02, 2010 12:26:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:27:02 AMDELETED
fuckin going to bed. lameeeeeeeeee Saturday, January 30, 2010 1:26:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Biden: stop nodding your head like a fuckin joke Wednesday, January 27, 2010 9:31:54 PMtwidroid
If I hear one more thing about this fucking iPad I swear... Wednesday, January 27, 2010 4:06:12 PMTwitter Web Client
"I will bring the books we need to class tonight. Please bring cash or a check for $100 addressed to me." FUCK YOURSELF PROFESSOR. Monday, January 25, 2010 1:50:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I FUCKING LIKE $500 FLASHLIGHTS. I'LL BUY THEM FOR EVERYONE. WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? FUCKIN CHRIST Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:18:25 AMDELETED
I AM SO FUCKED. and probably am out 500 FUCKING DOLLARS YOU STUPID SHITS Sunday, January 24, 2010 1:52:45 AMDELETED
My fat fuckin ass just stepped on a scale and it was like E mother fucker Saturday, January 23, 2010 11:32:21 PMtwidroid
Christ. This fuckin mess is really hot tonight Saturday, January 23, 2010 1:26:16 AMtwidroid
Heading to the brewery. Fuck ya. Friday, January 22, 2010 5:03:45 PMtwidroid
oh and im better than all you fucking whores Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:28:50 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck this i just broke my headphones trying to untangle them. i'm going to bed Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:26:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Reading a religion book and I have no fuckin idea what this incoherent bastard is rambling about Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:12:59 AMtwidroid
Just woke up. Confused as fuck and thought it was the next morning. That was scary Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:58:08 PMtwidroid
Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AMDELETED
Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register Monday, January 18, 2010 12:26:15 PMtwidroid
Can't get this fuckin Droid to tether Wednesday, January 13, 2010 6:22:53 PMtwidroid
@Novellabella Fuck that phone. I had 2 of them and they turned off nonstop
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Adobe, release fucking flash for Android and the iPhone (you could ignore those blackberry people though) -Love, me Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:52:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Watching new years rockin eve. Selena gomez and that 10 year old boy joke singer definitely fucked backstage. Guaranteed. Friday, January 01, 2010 12:51:47 AMtwidroid
Overall, 2009 wasn't that bad of a year but it got all fucked up in the end. Better luck next time. Thursday, December 31, 2009 11:01:44 PMtwidroid
Oh my GOD. Fucking psychotic mother fuckers with mental problems (not joking) keep fucking spamming my phone. BANNED Thursday, December 31, 2009 8:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My windows are drafty as fuck with this wind. Heat's on 67 for the night and it's 62 in my room... Good thing I like the cold Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:14:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to fuck up zombies to celebrate the good semester. Imagine if I actually studied? Wednesday, December 23, 2009 12:28:07 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking phone keeps turning itself off. You're fired. Will have a new one by Tuesday Monday, December 21, 2009 2:40:13 AMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
fuck these 8am finals on the last day when most other people i know are done Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:47:38 AMtxt
i don't understand how someone can be that fucking ugly. Is it human? I'm scarred Friday, December 18, 2009 12:58:50 PMtxt
Just walked to my test to go study. It's fuckin 14 degrees with a 1 degree wind chill in my face. I love the cold, but ouch Friday, December 18, 2009 7:18:36 AMTwitter Web Client
i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PMtxt
for the past 1.5 hrs i created and joined tables like a motherfucker. sql final, bitches. if i dont get 100, i'm gonna kill a kitten Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:00:34 PMtxt
en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AMTwitter Web Client
fuckin gross. they put sand all over the walkways. ew. mess. must have been icy yesterday Monday, December 14, 2009 10:58:03 AMtxt
dear lungs, fuck off and stop keeping me awake all night with this mini cough Monday, December 14, 2009 3:44:54 AMtxt
fuck cocksucking bridgeport Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:31:27 PMtxt
of course when you're late, mother fucking traffic and red lights fuck you over. never fails Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:29:20 PMtxt
Why the fuck does my shitty ass touchpad scroller stop working randomly then start again? And how come I can only retweet some people? Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:15:04 PMTwitter Web Client
(btw previous tweet is a KF quote, you sick fucks) Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:34:16 PMTwitter Web Client
here goes this mother fucker with the heat again Tuesday, December 08, 2009 5:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
78.7 degrees on my top bunk. Fucking absurd. We need to lower the heat in this stupid shithole. Monday, December 07, 2009 7:18:31 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PMtxt
I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AMtxt
thanks clouds... fuck my life Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AMtxt
im giving these fucking clouds 2 fucking hours top get their asses out of the southeastern skies or there will be problems Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:29:13 AMtxt
fuckin oven in this house. and f'in unwanted visitors came by. jeez Saturday, November 14, 2009 8:56:58 PMtxt
i swear to god. they are all out to cockblock me. someone fuckin kill me. christ. <3 you all but hate it Saturday, November 14, 2009 2:12:23 AMDELETED
Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PMtxt
im walkin to fucking dsb and im not leaving until the give my my FUCKING PIN NUMBER Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:06:59 PMtxt
Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AMtxt
Christ. the fucking fire alarm went off in the library during my group project. cocksucker Sunday, November 08, 2009 7:15:42 PMtxt
"Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AMtxt
it's hot as sack in this common room. fucking useless meetings Wednesday, November 04, 2009 6:33:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Axelrod shut the fuck up i dont have time to talk to you right now Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:18:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Connecticut drivers are fucking awful to the max. Such morons. Learn to drive. Tuesday, November 03, 2009 4:28:59 PMtxt
can LG make their fucking screens a little more scratch resistant... Like so that your pocket doesn't scratch it? Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:29:25 PMtxt
ok who the fuck stole my yankee hat... Grr Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:34:35 AMTwitter Web Client
that hat the ground you fucking cunt Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:44:35 PMtxt
Fuck. I just got SoCo in my eye Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:07:59 PMtxt
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
this game is fucked Wednesday, October 28, 2009 10:37:30 PMtxt
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING INCONSIDERATE LEECH. go the fuck away no one invited you here Monday, October 26, 2009 5:37:51 PMTwitter Web Client
the heat is always on fuckin 95 degrees in here... Monday, October 26, 2009 2:42:59 PMtxt
okay. fucking ubuntu is crashing on me. this computer is probably donezo Sunday, October 25, 2009 12:05:11 PMtxt
i have "get away from me" written on my face, don't I? fuck all you goddamn cunt asses Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:48:17 AMDELETED
k smashed. good. fuck it all Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:42:41 AMDELETED
its pouring. im gonna smash another fucking bottle to make me feel better. Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:37:58 AMTwitter Web Client
nice ass. fuckin christ Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:21:07 AMtxt
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AMtxt
don't touch me James. I dispise walking around the BCC with your hand on my shoulder. It creeps me the fuck out Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:17:38 PMtxt
what the FUCK is with the black cat twice Wednesday, October 21, 2009 3:54:29 AMtxt
FIX OUR MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN INTERNET YOU CUNT ASS NETWORK PEOPLE Monday, October 19, 2009 11:16:02 PMtxt
yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PMtxt
a fuckin cable modem just fell on my head Friday, October 16, 2009 7:02:05 PMtxt
how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PMtxt
who the fuck puked by the dsb pond entrance? It reeks. Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:27:36 PMtxt
shut the fuck up with the sirens. It's 1:25AM and there's no traffic, so therefore no need for sirens Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:25:06 AMTwitter Web Client
where the fuck is my phone charger? Monday, October 12, 2009 4:51:06 PMtxt
power hour and alds. fuck yeah Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:03:31 PMtxt
taking on way too much fucking bullshit this semester Thursday, October 08, 2009 10:54:56 AMtxt
Fuckin sick wireless we have on campus! Downloaded a 1.3MB file from an internal server at 28.8k Took about 7 minutes. Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:27:14 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck. Here I am singing out loud to myself oblivious my roommate was in here. Oops. Tuesday, October 06, 2009 12:06:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AMtxt
waste of my fucking time Sunday, October 04, 2009 7:56:44 PMtxt
walking on the quad. this is fucking weird. Friday, October 02, 2009 7:53:27 PMtxt
It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AMtxt
THIS PLACE SUCKS. I WANT FUCKING OFF CAMPUS NOW. tv outage, internet outage. what the fuck am i paying them for?! i have god damn work t ... Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:38:10 AMtxt
cool. campus internet outage. Fuckers... Thursday, October 01, 2009 1:07:52 AMtxt
cool. fuckin gmail is down on this campus. #googlefail Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:00:04 PMtxt

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