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One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight. Friday, April 01, 2011 1:25:13 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: What the fuck you stupid bastards http://bit.ly/hzu132 Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:13:34 PMTwitter Web Client
My life. Fuck it. Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:58:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yeah angry birds. Level 8-3. One hit, 126,000 points. 3 stars bitches. Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:38:19 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: We Have Better Things to Do than Fuck Around in Libya http://bit.ly/dJ3OuP Tuesday, March 29, 2011 1:11:21 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah I like pushing buttons. I might have just gone a little overboard now. But fuck it. Monday, March 28, 2011 12:08:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit. Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:57:34 PMTwitter for Android
Mother fucking cock sucking slutbreath Wednesday, March 23, 2011 9:06:45 PMTwitter for Android
I really don't understand how its possible for someone to be that fucking perfect. Don't work here. The talent agency is downstairs Monday, March 21, 2011 3:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck is wrong wihth this whore Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:22:21 AMDELETED
Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train.... Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train. Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone... Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:56:42 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fucking MTA for running short trains on days where fucking more people travel to NYC Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:55:04 AMTwitter for Android
Dear Asisans on the train. Shut the fuck up, you're disturbing the peace and quiet Wednesday, March 16, 2011 9:18:30 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fucking AT&T Started Popping Caps In Your Ass http://bit.ly/fL99Am Monday, March 14, 2011 12:20:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa... my router is off... how the fuck am I networked on a LAN? Friday, March 11, 2011 2:28:35 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin. Double standard Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:55:22 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday! Nice that our office has 200kbps internet. Fuckin internet is faster in the Maldives.... Monday, February 28, 2011 10:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
These bread guys in the a&p are fuckin hysterical. Saturday, February 19, 2011 10:37:23 AMTwitter for Android
New twitter for android fuckin sucks. The pull down refresh needs to be pulled down too far before it refreshes. Not responsive enough. Sunday, February 13, 2011 1:22:10 AMTwitter for Android
Such a bunch of bullshit. Id bet every penny i own she blew the fuck o... welp he just walked out she had to Friday, February 11, 2011 1:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd fuck it, you stopped following me so u can't see this... whore urself out. 1 you're used to it. 2 it makes $$$ Friday, February 11, 2011 1:05:02 AMDeleted
@nyJULZmd jesus fucking christ... are you that broke... Friday, February 11, 2011 1:03:10 AMDeleted
Fuckin.... fuck my life. Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:16:54 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ with this android text messaging bug..... not only did I wrongly text my dad, but thy all deleted themselves. Fuck. Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:47:50 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking new york... irvington and rivington sts? Really? Can't be more original? Poor dyslexics Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:01:09 AMTwitter for Android
My lifes awesome....... but fuckin..... awful timing Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:17:23 PMTwitter for Android
Oh god I'm in the middle of fuckin nowhere. I might not make it home tonight Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:12:03 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck... just got caught looking and called out hard for it. Its like im fuckin 12... Wednesday, February 09, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah im getting fuckin fired this week, especially if we're all going out drinking. Monday, February 07, 2011 12:01:34 PMTwitter for Android
Ah fuck off Justin Bieber. Just for that, Best Buy loses my business... (not that I go there anyway... Newegg, sons) Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:39:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Christina Agulera grew a dick... Sings the national anthem like a man, and fucked the lyrics up. Sad. Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:23:46 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin shame..... Saturday, February 05, 2011 8:37:50 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking MTA... Im sitting on a broken down train in the middle of a fuckin tunnel Tuesday, February 01, 2011 7:42:11 PMTwitter for Android
I am battling these fuckers at work bc I insist on using css3 rounded corners and they want to keep xrounded panel & load images. F'in waste Tuesday, February 01, 2011 12:52:37 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fucker Stole My WordPress Theme http://bit.ly/ihzNZl Monday, January 31, 2011 11:25:24 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking cuntish MTA. Can this train be any shorter. Let's just run rush hour trains with 5 cars Monday, January 31, 2011 8:54:00 AMTwitter for Android
Holy fucking shit. Ive never seen a hot train conductor before. Ummm I forgot my ticket. Punish me O:) Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
This hyperactive little Mexican needs to shut the fuck up on this train bc I can't hear the smokes phone convo. Legit needs a gag... Saturday, January 29, 2011 1:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking New Haven line.... stalled ass train clogging up my tunnels Friday, January 28, 2011 7:47:54 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking christ with these fire alarms Friday, January 28, 2011 11:40:26 AMTwitter for Android
Just put the Android 2.3 theme and Nexus S live wallpaper on my Droid 1. So fuckin pimp. I can pretend to have a newer phone now Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If the Yankees Sign Carl Pavano, I'll Start Rooting for the Fucking Mets http://bit.ly/fV45S6 Thursday, January 20, 2011 9:05:51 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking local trains. Had a seat to myself until fucking Aunt Jemima came on at some shithole 2 car stop in Tremont and crowded me in. Tuesday, January 18, 2011 9:01:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this rainy, icy bullshit. It's January and should be snow. Plus, snow is easier to walk in Tuesday, January 18, 2011 8:43:56 AMTwitter for Android
Got a water hot dog and hot pretzel for $3 at the Loyola MD game. Shits fuckin free down here, isn't it? Friday, January 14, 2011 7:21:41 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd fuckin bum. Come to the inner harbor tomorrow
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Friday, January 14, 2011 6:21:04 PMTwitter for Android
Jersey staties all the fuck over 95. Friday, January 14, 2011 2:08:16 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE Friday, January 14, 2011 2:26:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass. Tuesday, January 11, 2011 9:43:28 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm trying to listen to these smokes' conversation behind me and I have these two loud fucks sitting next to me Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:53:41 AMTwitter for Android
Swear to God, I'm gonna murder these fuckers if they keep fucking up and making me do the stressful ass cleanup. Monday, January 10, 2011 9:11:57 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed.
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Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Aiite, I'm a fat fuck. This gut has to go in 2011 Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:23:04 PMTwitter Web Client
That 3AM turkey sandwich from 7-11 was fucking choice Saturday, January 08, 2011 12:21:12 PMTwitter Web Client
"Dude your keyboard is different." "Oh. Its android 2.3. Well, it doesn't get me any pussy so fuck my life" Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:44:00 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking M7 train rocking back and forth like a topheavy shitpile Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:15:42 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7 http://bit.ly/gjvLAF Wednesday, January 05, 2011 2:25:04 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
NEED XANAX AND ALCOHOL AND WEED AND VICODIN AND whatever the fuck else makes you calm Monday, January 03, 2011 2:00:06 AMDELETED
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
This ho just bent the fuck over. Borderline hottest tightest ass I've ever seen Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all about this red headed slut bar tendress with the tramp stamp heart, wings and angel halo. Fuckin a. Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways. Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:00:28 AMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake, who is in NYC next week and wants to see The Machine or Badfish at BB Kings? It's like $25. Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:55:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika You check into the stupidest fucking places on Foursquare... =)
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Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:48:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito touche. About the env shutting off nonstop. Thing was a fuckin piece
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Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:23:03 PMTwitter for Android
Ok its fuckin 2:39am. There's no train service. Lay the f off the horn. No need to blair it for 10 seconds going through an empty station. Thursday, December 23, 2010 2:38:39 AMTwitter for Android
Just thought I'd remind you all how fucking awesome I am at doing anything in WordPress. That's right. PS F Drupal and a joker named Huntley Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:02:56 AMTwitter Web Client
THEY THINK I'M OKAY. FUCK IT. I'M DONE Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:53:37 AMDeleted
YOU KNOW MIKE STARR? THE DRUGGIE ALCOHOLIC? FUCK HIM. I THREW MY IPOD ACROSS THE STREET IN A RAGE Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:52:59 AMDELETED
If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross. Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna go for a walk and I'm getting myself a fuckin taco Thursday, December 16, 2010 4:35:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I just burned the fuck out of my thumb spilling hot tea on it. 1st degree so its not blistered but the whole fuckin thing is tomato red Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:39:28 PMTwitter for Android
Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
who the FUCK is leaf blowing snow at 2:15 am? Tuesday, December 14, 2010 2:15:53 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Ambien Fucks You Up http://bit.ly/ib40s4 Monday, December 13, 2010 10:21:33 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it. Monday, December 13, 2010 1:00:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck did they do to uTorrent? New update's theme looks like balls. Sunday, December 12, 2010 11:30:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Stupid fuckin slut... Sunday, December 12, 2010 7:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
"Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
This train squeaks worse than a pack of rats fucking Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:07:46 AMTwitter for Android
Rex Ryan you god damn snack eating fat fuck. Your team lost me money. I almost won the office pool this week. This is why I'm a Giants fan Monday, December 06, 2010 10:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I want a fucking Nexus S and it's only on fucking T Mobile... Bitch ass trickkkk Monday, December 06, 2010 9:39:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh yeah and it doesn't help dealing with variables called $my_load (server load you sick fucks....) Monday, December 06, 2010 2:42:34 AMTwitter Web Client
God dammnit that took me way too fucking long. I'm rusty at PHP/SQL Monday, December 06, 2010 2:41:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I need the fucking steelers and Jets to win to finally... FINALLY win a week in the office pool. FUCK Sunday, December 05, 2010 8:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Firefox Sync would be so awesome... IF IT WORKED! Fuck! Thursday, December 02, 2010 9:18:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Would have made this fuckin train if this crippled cunt on the steps walked faster Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:44:42 AMTwitter for Android
See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me how barcode is not in the Firefox dictionary. Fucking basics, people! Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:24:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck my 7am conference call... I will be dialing in from my bed. Monday, November 29, 2010 11:35:49 PMTwitter for Android
Miller lite tastes like fuckin pisssss Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:25:16 AMTwitter for Android
Actually fuck it... Just bought something on Newegg. Little office decoration. That's the extent of my black Friday. Nevermind stores Friday, November 26, 2010 3:58:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Anyone out shopping right now is fuckin out of their mind. You wouldn't catch me dead near a store on black Friday Friday, November 26, 2010 3:22:18 AMTwitter Web Client
stupid fuckin whore Friday, November 26, 2010 1:10:59 AMTwitter Web Client
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
Cut out the pda before I shove the two of youse onto the fuckin tracks for the 6 train to handle Monday, November 22, 2010 9:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
Dexter was fucking outrageous. It's such a good ass show. Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:00:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin guy crams himself in a seat next to me when there's a three seater open across the way. Fuckin christ. Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake, can these bugs go away? And moron clients? Tuesday, November 16, 2010 7:05:25 PMTwitter for Android
Why the hell is NetMeter not nonitoring any of my traffic? The fuck man.,.. Monday, November 15, 2010 9:38:12 PMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed Monday, November 15, 2010 5:34:26 AMTwitter for Android
Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PMTwitter for Android
45 minute call with a client for work and counting on a fuckin saturday morning. Of course they have the biggest issues Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:47:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucking clients who can't set up their god damn fucking receipt printers. Now I have a 9am call on a Saturday with these fuckers Friday, November 12, 2010 6:12:24 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is wrong with this train and why is it so fucking packed today. Its never like this. Must be missing some cars Thursday, November 11, 2010 8:55:02 AMTwitter for Android
It fuckin snowed on long island? Where's my snow. I want snow! Monday, November 08, 2010 4:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
Here we go again... sales girls making the office 900 degrees. Get the fuck off the thermostat and make it 68 again.. Monday, November 08, 2010 3:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh.. fuck my lifeb right now... Saturday, November 06, 2010 1:40:14 AMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck is gmail not pushing to my phone quickly? Effin Google bitchin out... Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:16:19 AMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:17:16 PMTwitter Web Client
My mom just burned something in the microwave. How the fuck do you burn food in the microwave (unless it's popcorn)? Christ. Get me a chef! Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:11:35 PMTwitter for Android
And remember folks, today is election day. Go out there and vote for your local asshole #fuckthegovernment #allpoliticiansareuseless Tuesday, November 02, 2010 4:38:40 PMTwitter for Android
I felt blah. Then I started answering work email at 1am and testing system glitches, and I forgot i felt blah. Fuck my life. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:47:06 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuckin Enjoyyyyy http://bit.ly/c5utyr Monday, November 01, 2010 9:43:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@nyJULZmd And once again, you needed me for technology... Fuckin technology. The only thing I manage to get right in this world
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Friday, October 29, 2010 12:41:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd fuckin tool
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:21:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Would be fuckin wonderful right now if the ny weather was like 20 degrees cooler and this train wasnt hot as sac Wednesday, October 27, 2010 9:10:20 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck did I expect... Someone like that would actually be available? Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:04:24 AMTwitter for Android
Whatever slut just got kicked off w/e gay ass dancing show my moms watchin on ABC is a fuckin smoke Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin a dan I got u username wrong bc its complicated as fuck u ass Saturday, October 23, 2010 10:12:27 PMTwitter for Android
Absolute fucking bombshell. You don't even understand Thursday, October 21, 2010 5:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
If this fucking junkie who celebrated the ALDS with ginger ale like a pussy wins the MVP over Cano, I swear to God... Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
AH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what a stupid fucking slide. There goes Tex. That's the end of him... Cya in April Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:17:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't interfere with Gardner trying to catch the ball, you fat fucking fan. Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:06:18 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Well This Just About Sums Up The Fucking Game Tonight http://bit.ly/9GUipo Tuesday, October 19, 2010 1:17:52 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuckin buggy foursquare app checking me in to my last location when I launch it, even if I'm not there Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
Josh hamilton you junkie mother fucker. You didn't overdose yet? 3 run homer? Fuck yaself. Great start CC... Friday, October 15, 2010 8:22:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them
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Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
I just bombed my fuckin cubicle. No one better come within 15 ft of me. Christ Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:02:47 PMTwitter for Android
Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final. Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:01:46 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:41:05 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a bug filing machine mother fucker Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:00:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I have some fuckin french cocksucker ahead of me at the post 500 questions holding up the line Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:20:09 AMTwitter for Android
Why is there a fucking clown in my office? Wednesday, October 06, 2010 5:28:06 PMTwitter for Android
Of course it gets dead silent in here the second I go to record my greeting and I sound like a fucking toolbag in front of the whole office Wednesday, October 06, 2010 4:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking dirty South. Who the fuck names a town this: http://goo.gl/h7mY Should have let them secede.The South: keeping America backwards Tuesday, October 05, 2010 2:54:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Some crazy fucker returned my email via voicemail. Only in America Monday, October 04, 2010 6:44:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking MTA Friday, October 01, 2010 10:23:26 AMTwitter for Android
Thanks dunkins, ya fucked up my coolatta today Thursday, September 30, 2010 4:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why the fuck youtube videos don't load. Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:35:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook) Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Rivera can't save a fuckin dime out of his entire contract. Went from being unstoppable to an automatic blown save. Just what we need in Oct Sunday, September 26, 2010 11:36:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Unreal. These fucking people do nothing all day and then when its time for dexter, they pause the dvr for 15 minutes to do fuckin chores Sunday, September 26, 2010 9:13:17 PMTwitter for Android
Good TV day: Football, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, (not the Yankees because Girardi needs to stop using AAA fuckers who suck) Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:26:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Well, looks like the Yankees just fucked this one up. And TAKE FUCKING 7 on fixing these video card drivers Wednesday, September 22, 2010 11:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"(832) only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up &smelling bacon and there not being any left." - ID KILL THEM Monday, September 20, 2010 10:59:31 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuckin Yankee bullpen can suck my Monday, September 20, 2010 9:31:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Ahmed go fuck yourself. I no longer want to talk to you. Monday, September 20, 2010 2:23:32 PMTwitter for Android
Lets just say i don't take too kindly to people who owe me a fuckin g Saturday, September 18, 2010 2:57:57 PMTwitter for Android
got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge Friday, September 17, 2010 9:11:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why my fucking brand new laptop blue screens on youtube videos. Fucking ATI drivers Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:33:18 PMTwitter for Android
The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute) and Badfish (sublime tribute) 12/28 and 12/30 at BB King's in NYC! Who's the fuck in? Lets get hammered. Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:02:40 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Ever Hear of Karma, You Stupid Fuck? http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/15/ever-hear-of-karma-you-stupid-fuck/ Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:56:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled. Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43:17 PMTwitter for Android
I knew those useless fuckers would blow a 6 run lead. Thye blow more than Vincent Chase. Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:11:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck is it taking me 2000 miliseconds to ping google? Out internet is useless right now Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:17:29 PMTwitter for Android
I am the Fucking Orioles of fantasy sports and will suck forever. GRR. Can't win my football picks, awful at baseball. Fuckin a. Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:15:18 AMTwitter Web Client
All circuits are busy? The fuck is this 1960 on the 2 man switchboards? Monday, September 13, 2010 5:12:28 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why my fucking display shuts the fuck off randomly and I need to hard reboot. Monday, September 13, 2010 1:16:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Rams... I picked them as the unlikely team to win and they almost did. GRR Sunday, September 12, 2010 7:58:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously what the fuck is this guy staring at.... Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:09:42 AMTwitter for Android
And, I'm fucking fat. Should have given my wendys to that homeless dude. Would have done him better than my fat ass. Now I feel bad Sunday, September 12, 2010 2:00:03 AMTwitter for Android
They need to put fuckin cell towers I these grand central tunnels Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:57:29 AMTwitter for Android
Dear construction guys outside my window, shut the fuck up with your grinding ass machine. Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin hoboken... Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11:54:54 AMtwidroid
Fuck all of y'all moving back to Fairfield now - do yourself a favor & don't graduate. Oh and good seeing you today in the big NYC, @pwcaty Monday, August 30, 2010 11:33:46 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Digg.com is fucked http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/30/digg-com-is-fucked/ Monday, August 30, 2010 9:33:15 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
My dad never gets pissed at sports. But here's a quote regarding AJ Burnett: "This guy can go fuck himself. This guy sucks" Friday, August 27, 2010 8:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is going on here? It's going to be in the 90s by the end of the weekend? Fuck that! I was enjoying the 60s Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:21:25 PMTwitter Web Client
This grammar poster is hanging in a second grade classroom and I have no fucking idea what it means: http://twitpic.com/2i1pn7 Wednesday, August 25, 2010 10:25:21 AMtwidroid
These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AMtwidroid
Went to open a window and this fuckin metal brick spike flew down and almost killed me. Missed my head by inches: http://twitpic.com/2hi429 Monday, August 23, 2010 11:42:31 AMtwidroid
I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God. Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AMtwidroid
What the fuck is going on around here? Loud music coming from a car outside. but there was no car. Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:33:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck would they remove the alarm clock from froyo? Christ! Friday, August 20, 2010 2:21:44 AMTwitter Web Client
How fucking dumb is a projector with height adjusters not on even sides. How do I get the picture straight assholes? Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:24:29 PMtwidroid
Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets Monday, August 16, 2010 9:13:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to fucking murder whoever configured those switches (Luis). For fucks sake, you don't make a lab static IPs and use ONE PATCH PORT Monday, August 16, 2010 5:13:52 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck does it take for me to get some froyo around here? Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:13:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Every fucking time. Its the last cup, my shot, hit it to stay alive. And I fuckig miss. 3 in a row Friday, August 13, 2010 11:22:58 PMtwidroid
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FROYO? Friday, August 13, 2010 12:57:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Will you fucking little shits shut the fuck up?: OMG kids piss me off so much. Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:56:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin cool. I click a YouTube link and my fucking screen blanks and my computer locks solid. Piece of shit's getting replaced soon. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:52:30 PMTwitter Web Client
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Posada christ. A pitchout and you can't even throw the fuckin runner out. That was the worst throw I've ever seen Monday, August 09, 2010 5:26:45 PMtwidroid
Bases loaded 0 outs and you all struck out? Fucking lose the game now assholes. Christ Monday, August 09, 2010 4:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fucking heat! Monday, August 09, 2010 1:35:40 PMtwidroid
Sox fans get the fuck off my platform! Monday, August 09, 2010 12:50:43 PMtwidroid
Full suit and tie goin in to nyc on this hot ass day and I'm jealous of these fuckin smokes taking the train to the yankee game Monday, August 09, 2010 12:13:13 PMtwidroid
The fuckin router is down again and I'm not home to reboot it. Monday, August 09, 2010 7:52:17 AMtwidroid
I woke up to no internet because the fuckin cocksuckin router couldn't handle all the torrent connections Monday, August 09, 2010 7:24:58 AMtwidroid
Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Verizon unblocked port 80? I can run a webserver now? Fuckin love this company FiOS for the win Monday, August 09, 2010 2:02:37 AMTwitter Web Client
My line of bs to ignorant users: "You're getting a DB* error reading out code yff" (DB is dumb bitch and yff is your fuckin fault) Friday, August 06, 2010 6:41:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Jay is the illest fuckin guy I know. Guys a straight up legend here. Friday, August 06, 2010 2:16:33 PMtwidroid
New blog post: What the fuck did Emma Watson do to her hair? http://bit.ly/ccmBqf Friday, August 06, 2010 10:44:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AMTwitter Web Client
These little fuckin shits are driving me crazy and I don't even work with them. Kids Wednesday, August 04, 2010 1:08:19 PMtwidroid
I install and configure the districts fucking shit all day long and now when im home i need to continue installing and configging. fml Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:58 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKIN idiot I am. hastily deleted the flexnet licensing service last week which killed my adobe acrobat. reinstalling this will take years Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:11 AMTwitter Web Client
My fuckin feeble computer sucks dick at extracting large archives over 1 gig Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:29:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is the FUCKING pirate bay down when i need it?!?!? Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:50:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees are playing worse than the fuckin Mets lately. Christ. Fuckin jokes. Its painful to watch. Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:26:47 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito No its not. Everyones a fuckin Nancy around here & half the people I know moved away and the ones who do chill can't throw ragers.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:08:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Why won't this fucking computer wake on LAN? Saturday, July 31, 2010 12:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
RUMOR: Froyo will be pushed to the Droid, Droid X and HTC Incredible starting August 6th and will be completed by August 15th! FUCK. YES Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: A-Rod, Hit The Fucking Home Run Already http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/a-rod-hit-the-fucking-home-run-already/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:57:52 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
If your first name and last name are both one syllable and rhyme, I feel bad for you son (and you're probably a fucking tool) Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:18:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PMtwidroid
Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake Monday, July 26, 2010 12:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
@Colithika you are at harry potter world you fucking ass? Bring me there now!
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, July 23, 2010 7:18:48 PMtwidroid
I am fucking fat and just ordered 3 pounds of this shit (@ Wendy's) http://4sq.com/bkYLrG Friday, July 23, 2010 1:06:13 PMfoursquare
Optimum Online's upload fuckin sucks. maxes out at 1.5MBPS. Thank Christ I have FiOS (sucks that my dedicated is behind OOL though) Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:52:03 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin' whores Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:30:24 PMTwitter Web Client
John: "Mother fuck." Me: "Ballsack bitch" Monday, July 19, 2010 3:12:01 PMtwidroid
Were fuckin 23 post college and talking about poop. Nice Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:30:10 PMtwidroid
This guy Jay cracks me the fuck up. He's going around spraying water on people Friday, July 16, 2010 9:45:02 AMtwidroid
CAN we fuckin hit the ball to someone other than Cano? I don't want him hurt. Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:08:33 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Off, WordPress (Rant 2.0) http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/13/fuck-off-wordpress-rant-2-0/ Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:26:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking. Friday, July 09, 2010 5:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
You mean to tell me I can't find one mother fucking ruler with metric on it. Christ! Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:51:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Firefox 4 Beta 1 is a Fucking Disaster http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/08/firefox-4-beta-1-is-a-fucking-disaster/ Thursday, July 08, 2010 12:06:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Figures. When I decide to work on the site, the server load is 38.32 & thats not even from my queries (should be <4) Fucking shared servers. Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:33:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Can you please explain these fuckin weak ass keys that break in two when you put them in a lock and turn gently? http://twitpic.com/22zwu0 Tuesday, July 06, 2010 3:00:21 PMtwidroid
Fuck this little fruitcup Bustin Jieber Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:18:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin disaster... 2 outs at the plate? Fml Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:59:32 PMtwidroid
It's 4AM, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to shoot fireworks and wake me up? Sunday, July 04, 2010 3:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
My touchpad is bugging the FUCK out Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:48:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Shouldn't have eaten a fuckin feast at 12AM. I feel so fat That was probably like 1100 calories Friday, July 02, 2010 1:08:19 AMTwitter Web Client

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