3716 results for fuck
| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I'm the cockiest motherfucker going but I mean hey.... when your that hot. God damn right. | Friday, November 16, 2012 8:57:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Struttin dat ass over to Down The Hatch. Enjoyyyyyy fuckers | Friday, November 16, 2012 7:05:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Since when does fuckin beer stain your shirt? I look like I got jizzed on. All because I was laughing at @BadPointer's antics | Friday, November 16, 2012 7:01:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?" | Friday, November 16, 2012 6:45:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My boss is a fucking baller: "Gonna step out, buy a bottle of gin, be right back. No joke, buying a bottle of gin" | Friday, November 16, 2012 6:16:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well fuck | Thursday, November 15, 2012 9:39:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. | Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned | Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:41:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is why voting in the United States is a fucking joke. http://t.co/YzwYMfl | Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:05:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Overheard in the morning: "It looks like I just got fucked. That's because I did get fucked" | Wednesday, November 14, 2012 10:14:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need 3-4 fucking clones of me right now. fuck man | Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:31:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy can go fuck his mother. he's the worst: https://t.co/QzNAeT2 | Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:01:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My legs are sexy as fuck in these Diesels | Saturday, November 10, 2012 3:36:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No. No. No. Pearl jams black cannot come on here. Fucker | Friday, November 09, 2012 10:53:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed. | Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pockets you fuckin piece of shit. Thanks for skipping the tech team in your shout out. | Friday, November 09, 2012 5:38:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: It's a Fucking Insult that Jeter and Cano Won Silver Sluggers http://bit.ly/YYdf3E | Friday, November 09, 2012 11:10:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| "You suck at your job, you've got a Napoleonic complex and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her" -Billy Walsh | Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:07:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "i asking if we are allow to create an admin account" ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT? How do we hire these fucking people | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:33:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuckin legitimate. fixed a bug in my twitter app and now the times aren't like 4 hours off. Enfuckinjoyyyyyy http://t.co/QJWJvSF | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:55:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Firefox is a fucking inferior web browser. Freezing, memory leaking, single processed piece of shit | Monday, November 05, 2012 3:02:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jay is annoying the fuck out of me today. He has his phases.Today, he's needy | Monday, November 05, 2012 1:47:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK how many fucking times do you have to count people in this plane. Ya dumb? | Sunday, November 04, 2012 4:54:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Heading home to the warzone. No gas and shit. No power. Fuckin third world country | Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:29:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick | Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeahhhhhhh! Works closed until Thursday so fuckin enjoyyyy. Free vacay! | Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:40:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fact that I was like "Funny how" and Pudge got the Goodfellas reference and is a Yankee fan.... For fucks sake what a G. | Monday, October 29, 2012 2:05:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| OK miss piggy. No one else gives a fuck about your Hawaii pics on instagram | Monday, October 29, 2012 1:13:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wool. Don't have to work this week fuckn enjoyyyyyy. #sandy #stranded | Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:35:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray) | Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok i fixed my shit. For fuck's sake. I'll manually import the missing data next week | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:25:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fucking twitter. shut down the old API on 10/11 so that broke my http://t.co/ssCC6i3 app.... just noticed now. | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:08:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCK. the importer broke on the 10th | Friday, October 26, 2012 1:52:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not only did I wake up pissed off, my face looks like a fucking pizza pie and the 4/5/6 decided not to run, and it's fucking too hot in here | Friday, October 26, 2012 9:33:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| yeah yeah yeah fuckin suck a dick bitch | Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:22:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't know what the fuck TunTun is talking about? | Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:04:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj - bring me a mother fuckin' beer, bitch. Can't you see I'm the mayor here on Foursquare? You're welcome | Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:14:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Suck my dick for making me do a 7am maintenance today, a 10PM tonight and 6AM tomorrow. #RAISE #fuckoff Gonna do a startup w/ @__JLu instead | Monday, October 22, 2012 11:49:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is some fuckin bullshit that I was forced to work from home tomorrow because of a release. It's pink day/ a bake sale for cancer. | Monday, October 22, 2012 1:40:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This kids don't even need fuckin haircuts. Beanie headed bastards | Sunday, October 21, 2012 3:06:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohhh I think this beer fucks you up. Oh my | Friday, October 19, 2012 5:24:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just realized I may come across as a fuckin whackjob on twitter to other, more normal people | Friday, October 19, 2012 11:21:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mother fucker. Fuck the fuckin world and my new band... It's called. Syskill: http://t.co/S1Cr9eS | Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:37:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:03:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THE BUILD WORKED. About fuckin time | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:00:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lennon w/ PERFECT ADVICE: joe... trivia tomorrow... lots of drinking. fuck this series and the election. fuckity fuck fuckishit booker fuck. | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:25:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out. | Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:46:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin stadium with its 5000empty seats and its quiet as fuck. Old stadium used to get loud. | Monday, October 15, 2012 11:06:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That dude was out as fuck!!! Fuckin blind motherfuckers | Monday, October 15, 2012 10:56:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If that hoe doesn't know... that she was getting fucked on the 19th Flo' hahahahhahahahah | Monday, October 15, 2012 1:46:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When using the word "fucking" as an adjective in a list, a comma makes a HUGE difference. http://t.co/Tw6f8hu | Monday, October 15, 2012 10:31:57 AM | Twitpic |
| RT @Colithika: i am a sexy fucker | Monday, October 15, 2012 7:51:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Verlander/Hughes Tuesday... Yankees are fucked. Hughes never turned out to be as good as Connors predicted. | Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:31:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fact that burn baby burn is on at the bar is depressing the fuck out of.me | Sunday, October 14, 2012 1:05:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| MOTHER FUCKIN GOD DAMN IT | Sunday, October 14, 2012 12:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| THE MOTHER FUCKIN X FACTOR ALIEN HEAD!!!!! | Saturday, October 13, 2012 11:37:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Russell Martin... Your sisters moustache... striking out .100 hitting motherfucker | Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:02:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You've gotta be fuckin shitting me that's a fair ball. It was, but that's some bullshit luck | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin ARod you useless motherfucker | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:01:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Khodaja smells like mother fuckin shit. | Friday, October 12, 2012 6:32:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy Fridayernes! Motherfucker | Friday, October 12, 2012 9:34:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I got ice in my crotch. (YEAH) I got ice in my crotch (HUH). ice in the mothafuckin crotch! | Friday, October 12, 2012 9:33:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gray haired baldy assed mother fucker | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:28:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My fuckin hoarse is voice | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:21:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Woe. 4%battery and in still. In the motherfuckn. Bronx. Fuck man | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:59:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd tell her to fuckin blow me but she deserves no such honor | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:44:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That mother fucker's always spiked with pain | Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:02:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Leaving work early for the bar because fuck it. | Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:20:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I feel like a fucking blimp | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 3:19:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yet another night of my life stolen from me. Thanks Booker. You fucking sluttface. Pay me more. | Tuesday, October 09, 2012 11:51:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What a dumb motherfucker; http://t.co/LzZL5gR | Monday, October 08, 2012 10:52:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For fuck's sake..... :-\ | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:09:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Took me a good 5 minutes to get around the new website blocks. #dontfuckwithmeargentina | Monday, October 08, 2012 9:55:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 49 degrees. I think I'll get an iced coffee because, ya know.... Fuck the norm | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:02:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I highly recommend listening to 2 minutes of @BadPointer trying to convince me to fuck a bear: http://t.co/ADjzumI | Sunday, October 07, 2012 1:14:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm pretty sure I ate like 7 pounds of food. #fatfuck | Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:51:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone is recommending that you donā€™t fuck the bear because that bear is hungry as fuck and will fuck you up! | Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:14:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whose dick do I have to suck to send a motherless picture message up in these fuckin boonies upstate | Friday, October 05, 2012 9:59:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck. Tired. Can I take a nap now? | Thursday, October 04, 2012 4:15:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Big Bird for president! #thiscountryisafuckingjoke | Thursday, October 04, 2012 12:49:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I consider myself a failure on Twitter if none of you motherfuckers liked any of my tweets in a given day. I let you down. #bridgeportsucks | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:43:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am going to unfollow @ElBloombito if he keeps retweeting @Jewyorican's tweets. No one gives a fuck | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 1:52:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This dude Brent Ozar is a fuckin genius | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 10:26:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alexey is fucking dapper this fine morning | Monday, October 01, 2012 10:56:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that these two new servers we're leasing are worth more than I am per year. #jesusfuckingchristineedaraise | Monday, October 01, 2012 10:33:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp. Mk caught me calling her a freak. She was shocked instead of complimented. The fuck. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 5:22:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The funny part is that MK is a fucking freak but I don't even care BC I did better!!! | Sunday, September 30, 2012 4:31:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I WILL NOT FUCK ANIUSHA!!!!! | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:36:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome. | Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:07:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SonicBlur23 : "I want a fuckin Hawaii girl.... To suck my dick" | Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. Where the fuck did i park? I don't think I can find it in this massive lot... http://t.co/W9y7gNS | Friday, September 28, 2012 11:09:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck off, douche knuckle | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:20:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck man. Its tough to play Temple Run on the train when this fuckin shitbox is swaying so much. My accelerometer is too sensitive | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:13:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously though. 5 minutes for a down elevator is too fucking long. I have things to do places to go. | Friday, September 28, 2012 2:22:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These motherless elevators take fuckin 3 years | Friday, September 28, 2012 2:10:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You know your day is going to be amazing when a big obnoxious black gentleman tells you to move your fucking bag motherfucker on the subway | Friday, September 28, 2012 9:20:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| God fucking damnit. It has to start raining while I'm waiting for this late assed train? It couldn't wait a few more minutes? | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:06:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I smell a rat. I hate fuckin rats. | Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:47:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Definitely don;t need a fucking bagel because I ate already, but whatever. I need one | Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:27:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| When the fuck is it going to be mother fucking 55 degrees or less. It's too fucking hot in this bitch | Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:17:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lol. This rat cunt motherfucker showed up | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 9:08:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now Pearl Jam is on. Fuck man. I'm so hot. Also keep grabbing my leg its hot | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 7:39:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't care how good you are (even though you're not). If you can't use motherfuckin deodorant at work, I'm firing your filthy ass. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 12:24:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. | Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pockets can go fuck himself | Monday, September 24, 2012 12:16:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I woke up and I found out I was alive.... fuckin mess. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:37:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I actually might be fuckin shitfaced biddies. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:19:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bartender looked at me like I was a fuckin whack job. | Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone ever do an alien brain hemorrhage shot? Because @tomwcleary just made me ask the bartender to make one. What the fuck | Friday, September 21, 2012 11:32:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Verizon Wireless. Its like they deliberately know I'm tethering and cut my speed | Friday, September 21, 2012 1:50:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing | Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck these servers. Essentially, anything that could have gone wrong went wrong | Thursday, September 20, 2012 10:03:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just get a fucking iPhone. For fucks sake | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 7:26:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| TK you fucking know-it-all. Stop telling us how to do our tech jobs when you are clueless about life, the universe and everything | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 2:08:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure I sliced my face off shaving. Like 4 cuts. Fuckin amateur hour. Didn't even mess my face up this bad when I was 17 | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 12:15:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Open the train doors you fuckin cocktease. Its like pouring and the train is sitting here for 45 seconds waiting to let people on. MTA blows | Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:07:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I HATE FUCKING LOSING AT SHIT | Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew If you weren't so fuckng far away, I'd tell you to suck it so hard | Monday, September 17, 2012 1:52:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is the one fuckin thing that pisses me the fuck off on Android: http://t.co/z10yIcZ | Monday, September 17, 2012 1:28:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh for fucks sake with these fuckers. GET YOUR LIVES TOGETHER, dev team | Monday, September 17, 2012 7:59:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Anyone ever hear of Operation Northwoods? http://t.co/56grzlX A'mrrrrrrka. Fuck yeah! | Monday, September 17, 2012 1:12:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Verizon wireless and the area between Crestwood and Scarsdale for no LTE (4G) or 3G. Give me Internet's shitpiles | Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:12:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| See. Alinas not my type so I dont give a fuck. But she's got the potential to be hot and acts like 47. And has a mad face. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:37:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone ever read that rhald Dahl book Matilda? That's Alina. She acts like 31 looks old as fuck with that puss on her face. Fuckin. Be young | Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:23:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also. Dave Grohl hates glee. I'm gay for him. So fuck Glee. Stop tweeting about it. | Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:14:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Servers keep crashin. The fuck | Wednesday, September 12, 2012 8:24:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This whole fuckin process and way we do things around here is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:59:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Motherfucker. My twitter app is affected by GoDaddy's DNS outage. I knew I should have switched registrars. | Monday, September 10, 2012 3:57:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fuckin mopey looking bastard keeps stomping on my feet when there's plenty of room | Monday, September 10, 2012 8:06:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @scoopANDslam you fuckers are at dukes? That's my hood. You go there the one time I'm far away. The fuck In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Friday, September 07, 2012 9:54:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah Arod you useless motherfucker. Enjoyyyyy | Friday, September 07, 2012 8:28:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Beer's goin down reaaaal slow you guys... Can't drink like I used to. Fuckin a | Friday, September 07, 2012 6:16:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Thank Christ #FNO is over so @VtotheFlo and other girly girls stop fuckin tweeting about it | Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:44:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck | Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Honestly. Who gives a fuck about Bill Clinton when the GMen are on | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Really wish this bitch would stay home considering she has the fuckin black plague. Fuckin pox everywhere. | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:42:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." | Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't watch this fuckin amateur AAA team. Fuck | Saturday, September 01, 2012 2:09:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bruce is on at Jones Beach? The fuck is this, Jersey? | Thursday, August 30, 2012 6:21:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "Is it by design that..." "It's by design to shut the fuck up and stop talking to me bitch" | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:53:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Korean food is delicious and these fuckers went without me and now I smell it ;) | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 1:54:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin sickly motherfucker. My sore throat from last week is back. | Monday, August 27, 2012 9:56:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog | Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:49:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| On a 36-48 hour bender. En-fuckin-joyyyyyyyy | Friday, August 24, 2012 11:13:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am embarrassed at how out of practice I am at the power hour. Fuck I'm old | Friday, August 24, 2012 9:31:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Motherfuckers need to stop goin around NYC swinging knives & poppin peeps. This is bullshit. Also, the cops will kill you. So enjoy | Friday, August 24, 2012 11:54:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin cockblock 6 train. I hear it coming so I run down the stairs and its not in service. Stops. Then leaves. | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:14:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just walked by 257. I don't think you understand how much FUCKING better that old office was. | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 10:12:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If @VtotheFlo tweets about #FNO one more time, something I couldn't give a fuck about, I'm unfollowing her. | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:06:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is bullshit. We're going to have a warm fall? Fuck that noise. Bring on cold weather: http://www.weather.com/news/weather-forecast/wsi-fall-temperature-outlook-20120820 | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:56:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Today, I learned the literal definition of clusterfuck. The cluster is essentially fucked. | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 3:16:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Hey. you're crazy bitch but ya fuck so good i'm on top of it In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Monday, August 20, 2012 3:53:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass | Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:45:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Delayed for the THIRD time in two days. Fucking MTA | Thursday, August 16, 2012 4:59:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stuck on trains twice in one day. This is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit. I just wanna go home and sleep. I'm sick | Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:57:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| lucky the train this morning was ice cold or I would have lost it. Motherfuckers need to stop dropping dead on them. It delays me | Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:19:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh for fuck's sake... Thanks Google... http://t.co/QRorOVO | Monday, August 13, 2012 9:04:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "They seem to have done fine here... Except for the part where it's fucked" | Monday, August 13, 2012 11:22:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hungover as fuck | Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:25:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft. | Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu get the fuck out if here. I'm at the shack | Saturday, August 11, 2012 8:54:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't know why this fuckin garlic smelly motherfucker has to come sit up my ass in a two seater when there's an empty seat across from me | Friday, August 10, 2012 8:05:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Track 42? That even exists? Fuckin like.. .west bumblefuck in grand central | Thursday, August 09, 2012 8:29:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| bunch of pussies here with their lactose intolerance and peanut allergies. be a man and eat fuckin whatever | Thursday, August 09, 2012 11:58:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I know the mirror server has low disk space you fuckin shitpile. Stop texting me about it at 1:30 AM | Thursday, August 09, 2012 1:19:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh man.. I'm just fuckin breaking balls right now. So fired | Wednesday, August 08, 2012 12:15:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh man. If I send this email right now, I'm getting fired. But it will point out how fucked up things are. | Tuesday, August 07, 2012 11:43:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Line here is slower than Alexeys fuckin availability search. | Monday, August 06, 2012 10:43:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The mother fuckin Consuela in this office needs to stop taking my cups off my desk. They are MINE. Not dirty. Now they're missing | Monday, August 06, 2012 1:25:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Non blocking connect for SYNC fired the event." can go fuck itself in the ass and bleed | Monday, August 06, 2012 12:52:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q | Sunday, August 05, 2012 8:47:31 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I just thought 2008 was two years ago. Fuckin A I'm getting old | Sunday, August 05, 2012 8:32:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6 | Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:21:03 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Derick: "grabbin that non existent ass" Cisco: "yeah man. Its like fucking an ironingboard" | Friday, August 03, 2012 8:19:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ | Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @Colithika Bro what the fuck are you smoking In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Thursday, August 02, 2012 8:35:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Does anyone have a fucking xanax? | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:57:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Now both my fucking eyelids twitch. Fuck my life so hard I'm calling out sick for a week | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:54:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner | Monday, July 30, 2012 3:33:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday | Monday, July 30, 2012 10:44:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches. | Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:09:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Kristen is Hermionie Granger, with the exception that she's dumb as fuck | Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:22:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Christina: "this sucks everything sucks fuck everything with fire" | Friday, July 27, 2012 8:08:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dakota bar. Playing 90s grunge. Fuckin. I'm gonna sing with Christina | Friday, July 27, 2012 7:33:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more! | Friday, July 27, 2012 12:14:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck dee phones, mon.. fuck dee phones... | Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:10:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin A. I'm gonna be drinking from now until Sunday | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:56:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Derick: "Yo this fuckin coffee tastes like ass" | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 9:25:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fuckin guy should get the death penalty for delaying 150 people on this train | Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:42:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I say fuck that guy. Let him electrocute and run him over and move on | Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:34:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking hate Verizon Wireless: http://t.co/vQoSWyb | Friday, July 20, 2012 1:16:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Its too fucking hot for any of this bullshit. Summer needs to end immediately | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:13:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Free food! Love when we have clients in and take their leftovers. Fuckin wagner thinks its the only thing that makes me smile. Cunt | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:38:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking hipster is wasting my compressed air can OCD dusting off his Macbook bullshit. Fuck Macs | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:22:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Would be nice if my FUCKING left eye stopped twitching for just 10 minutes out of the day | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:16:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin train is hot as sack... | Monday, July 16, 2012 10:12:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mirrorfairfield Pay the fucking bill assholes "You currently owe $8.10. Please make a payment before 17 Jul 2012" | Monday, July 16, 2012 10:34:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @michellemm22 Oh for fuck's sake... hey @mirrorfairfield. You are all a bunch of fuckups. In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, July 16, 2012 10:32:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| YOU KNOW FUCK THUS CUNT ASS TRAIN CONDUCTOR. THE ONE SEAT I PICK TO BE AWAY FROM EVERYONE HE KICKED ME OUT OF. his work area. Fuckin go away | Friday, July 13, 2012 12:42:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch can go fuck herself. | Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:25:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Do you know how mother fucking crushing it is for someone to tell you how you never smile unless you're blackout or get free food. | Thursday, July 12, 2012 11:24:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Today, I realized that I started giving too much of a shit and was all stressy and in a bad mood. Finally don't give a fuck and I'm better | Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:05:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who the fuck is Philip Phillips? You can't come up with a better name? And on acoustic guitar? Steve Stevenson. | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 7:41:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Damn right I got a doubletake, sweetie. Caught ya. I'm fuckin hot today. Boss shades, prime shirt. Etc. | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 7:54:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:13:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo it's gonna be 98 tomorrow? That's some fuckin bullshit | Friday, July 06, 2012 11:02:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I have to sleep without AC there will be fucking problems | Thursday, July 05, 2012 9:16:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A mother fuckin blackout. This is some bullshit | Thursday, July 05, 2012 9:15:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Murrrr'ca... fuck yeah | Wednesday, July 04, 2012 8:14:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some fuckin bullshit. I couldn't hit a mother fuckin cup to save my life. I blame danny for being cocky. Karma ya stupid fuck | Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:58:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Shithead next to me on the train: stop fuckin humming | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 6:55:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| why won't this ubuntu upstart fuckin bullshit work? I should go home. ENJOYYY | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 5:22:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit | Monday, July 02, 2012 6:42:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm about to break this fucking bottle over someones head realllly soon | Monday, July 02, 2012 3:24:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| No patience for these fucking slow ass elevators this morning | Monday, July 02, 2012 8:59:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL | Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:13:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bases loaded 0 outs and these useless motherfuckers can't even score | Sunday, July 01, 2012 2:27:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin foursquare is down again. So unreliable | Friday, June 29, 2012 11:41:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Derick.. I don't give a fuck. Ask the product team. | Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:55:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How you know you're fuckin shot: I just called my Dunkin Donuts coffee "Windows Coffee" | Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:03:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best | Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love these "consultants" who do these WordPress websites who have no fucking idea what they're doing. That was the biggest hack ever | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 3:34:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh... fuck. Me.. I thought I could pass out. We have server maintenance tonight | Monday, June 25, 2012 11:33:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking foursquare is down | Monday, June 25, 2012 7:28:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Me: "I'm allergic to fuckin' everything" Christina: "Easy solution... Don't fuck everything." | Monday, June 25, 2012 11:54:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am | Monday, June 25, 2012 2:37:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "She's a real fuckin good time, I'll tell ya that" | Monday, June 25, 2012 12:57:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our database is a whore. It just auto inserts fuckin everything everywhere | Friday, June 22, 2012 1:09:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I love how I was like... come on lets go the fuck to the bar... and I'm already at the bar. HA | Thursday, June 21, 2012 8:53:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking security audit needs to motherlessly end | Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:04:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, fuck the fact that it's going to be like 97 degrees tomorrow. That's some bullshit #isitfallyet? | Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:15:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train | Monday, June 18, 2012 6:43:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. | Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck do we pay a motherless office manager if we run the fuck out of milk for this dank assed coffee. | Monday, June 18, 2012 10:17:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit. | Monday, June 18, 2012 9:58:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull | Monday, June 18, 2012 9:15:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Here's why I'm a motherfuckin boss employee. I'm on vacation at the beach & the servers go down. & I notice faster than the fuckers on call | Saturday, June 16, 2012 4:49:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo. This guy walking across Niagara Falls is one crazy mother fucker. | Friday, June 15, 2012 10:31:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I was just gonna text someone something but ya know I had a few drinks and forgot so fuck it | Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:59:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 10:30AM and I can really go for a gin & tonic right now. I'm going to make it. Fuck it, I'm on vacation. | Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:35:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin fuck my life right now | Tuesday, June 12, 2012 11:58:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So superficial, these fuckin people | Friday, June 08, 2012 8:51:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Fucking Christ! Wagner's ping pong outfit. Might have to leave. Guaranteed to get fired. | Friday, June 08, 2012 5:59:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If this mother fucking cuntface VP of CE doesn't drop this non-issue and leave me alone about it, I might actually murder her. | Friday, June 08, 2012 2:13:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 18.76% of my tweets contain the word fuck in them. | Friday, June 08, 2012 9:59:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
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