515 tweets posted from txt
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I need a cheeseburger | Thursday, August 29, 2013 10:26:00 PM | txt |
| I mean... My photobomb > Ryanes tits | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:59:34 PM | txt |
| I'm very offended that I did the best photobomb of all time and Freddy didn't even take a group pic. He took ryannes fits instead | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:59:09 PM | txt |
| Stones to led zep? Im gettin hammered. And I want a fuckin cheeseburger | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:38:11 PM | txt |
| I'm gonna lay down a sick drum track to the stones and Dave Grohl is gonna teach me | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:32:26 PM | txt |
| There's a lot of boogers up in that bitch | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:23:06 PM | txt |
| What dumb bastard thought it was good to make a Bronx brewery? Beers, like the entire boro, suck ballsssssss | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:22:05 PM | txt |
| PS I'm at a bar with no signal but sexts go through, so I'm tweeting via text message again | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:01:28 PM | txt |
| I'm gonna need a cheeseburger | Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:00:42 PM | txt |
| sweaters are bisexual... | Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:31:08 AM | txt |
| Did i miss the memo or something? everyone is dressed as santa | Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:46:29 PM | txt |
| welp, one uncle is too fat to fit into the santa claus suit so my other uncle has to do it. | Saturday, December 10, 2011 3:29:36 PM | txt |
| fuck. my mom knows im hammered. lolz. | Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:52:26 AM | txt |
| this cop needs to bone this slut | Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:28:27 AM | txt |
| this young cop/slut convo is fucking hysterical.... | Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:26:33 AM | txt |
| bahahahahahahaha: cop: "youve got really white teeth" "yep. crest whitestrips" | Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:25:55 AM | txt |
| firt with that slut you dirty, dirty copper | Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:22:10 AM | txt |
| lol: "where's that accent from?" cop: "whereever you want it to be from" classic answer. get. it. in | Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:21:40 AM | txt |
| i wanna solder that to an arduino board, program it and make a light show! | Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:39:54 AM | txt |
| the ceo got me. the. geekiest secret santa gift ever... programmable 16ft led light strip with a remote! | Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:38:58 AM | txt |
| what bullshit wendys is closed at this early hr. fuck man. 45th st wendys wouldnt have closed. f man | Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:17:59 AM | txt |
| "suck.it." "i already have" | Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:51:29 AM | txt |
| "Have a good night you Michael Sera looking looking mother fucker" | Friday, December 09, 2011 11:13:05 PM | txt |
| the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate! | Friday, December 09, 2011 10:08:52 PM | txt |
| omg. dat. a | Friday, December 09, 2011 8:05:40 PM | txt |
| my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school" | Friday, December 09, 2011 7:49:51 PM | txt |
| i cant deal with this girl. in a really hot way... | Friday, December 09, 2011 3:21:08 PM | txt |
| wow. how did i not notice that bomb | Thursday, December 08, 2011 7:57:11 PM | txt |
| Sitting next to a garlic clove on this train. Get me a gas mask. | Thursday, December 08, 2011 9:03:11 AM | txt |
| Almost mid December and its hot and steamy. nasty! Bring me the cold. | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 7:53:26 PM | txt |
| Jasmine? Jassssmine! | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 8:51:21 AM | txt |
| send out the smoke patrol | Monday, December 05, 2011 8:14:21 PM | txt |
| fucking nooblet driving this train cant even align himself with the station properly. had to back up like 4 times | Monday, December 05, 2011 7:48:53 PM | txt |
| i look like a fucking jackoff on this train with this piece of shit dumb phone. 0 street cred | Monday, December 05, 2011 7:30:38 PM | txt |
| every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck | Monday, December 05, 2011 7:18:18 PM | txt |
| guy in the santa hat at the bar is getting laid. unlike @rocknationradio in the santa hat whose mom wants him to get laid | Sunday, December 04, 2011 1:00:00 AM | txt |
| although... this trough is more legit than the grape's | Sunday, December 04, 2011 12:54:51 AM | txt |
| a trough? seriously? i havent pissed in one of those since the grape | Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:54:17 PM | txt |
| mother fucker. i messed up again. checking in to twitter from a dumbphone sucks balls | Saturday, December 03, 2011 9:25:21 PM | txt |
| once again... fuck not having a smartphone. cant play angry birds on the train bc it needs an internet connection | Friday, December 02, 2011 11:48:28 PM | txt |
| minx! | Friday, December 02, 2011 11:36:41 PM | txt |
| apparently, my mom is bartending. i had two beers and the bitch brought me a water. hhhh | Friday, December 02, 2011 8:44:39 PM | txt |
| these boards are full of shit... | Friday, December 02, 2011 7:31:12 PM | txt |
| useless countdown clocks... said the 6 would be here in 1 minute for like 8 minutes already | Friday, December 02, 2011 7:28:11 PM | txt |
| move to the right if youre going to walk slow, fuckers. i need to get by and am more important than you | Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:02:54 PM | txt |
| the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks | Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PM | txt |
| the only thing worse than missing the train by like 2 seconds is not having a galaxy nexus | Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:17:58 PM | txt |
| You can never go wrong with alice in chains at the bar. watering hole and netta = legit | Thursday, December 01, 2011 3:41:51 PM | txt |
| The architechts next door... do you think we need measuring tape? iuh duh | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:49:51 PM | txt |
| dibs on the one in the corner. wahhhh | Sunday, November 27, 2011 5:11:09 AM | txt |
| feel like fuckin shit right now...... | Sunday, November 27, 2011 3:43:31 AM | txt |
| apparently, Lady Gaga knows the difference between a forward slash and a backslash. | Thursday, November 24, 2011 10:08:16 PM | txt |
| My Grandpa: "He wanted to get his pants dancing" | Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:11:51 PM | txt |
| Jesus F'in Christ Eli | Sunday, November 20, 2011 11:25:15 PM | txt |
| 41-24 | Saturday, November 19, 2011 8:43:33 PM | txt |
| i'm the fattest of fucks... went to mcdonalds, bk and wendys in one day. then complimented my boss for being fit. fml | Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:27:46 AM | txt |
| my boss is the most legitimate man in existance. | Friday, November 18, 2011 10:08:09 PM | txt |
| "dude. fuck you! but really though!" | Friday, November 18, 2011 9:17:12 PM | txt |
| we work on linux, we have a hologram version... we're the geekiest. | Friday, November 18, 2011 9:10:43 PM | txt |
| i work with a bunch of alcoholics and i love it. | Friday, November 18, 2011 8:48:46 PM | txt |
| wow fail. fuck not having a smartphone | Friday, November 18, 2011 4:10:47 PM | txt |
| fuck. me. | Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:59:26 PM | txt |
| singing stone temple pilots with random bros at the bar? priceless | Thursday, November 17, 2011 9:33:52 PM | txt |
| i spend... way. too much money on. fucking alcohol... | Thursday, November 17, 2011 8:04:45 PM | txt |
| Dude. macs can suck my dick... | Thursday, November 17, 2011 4:25:55 PM | txt |
| they have like 5 fucking cars locked up and the train is jammed as fuck | Wednesday, November 16, 2011 11:45:14 PM | txt |
| Nirvana and Alice in Chains at this bar. Always legit | Wednesday, November 16, 2011 3:36:43 PM | txt |
| its too damn hot outside | Wednesday, November 16, 2011 9:51:47 AM | txt |
| Casino never gets old. I could watch it every day | Wednesday, November 16, 2011 12:33:47 AM | txt |
| My tweets are beyond ridiculous... | Sunday, November 13, 2011 11:11:51 AM | txt |
| this is the best bush to piss in! | Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:34:52 AM | txt |
| *forgiven... i spell like a bitch | Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:23:10 AM | txt |
| i gave @onethirdof3x5 a celeb shot in beer pong @ #th11 once and he wouldnt let me take it. 3 yr grudge. but jk hes forgivven! | Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:21:47 AM | txt |
| "he came to long guyland and met my family. 2 days later he was with someone else. and i was like go fuck yaself" | Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:14:40 AM | txt |
| #2006 why the fuck am i so god damn old | Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:50:10 PM | txt |
| that... is a townhouse basement smell. #nostalgia #danshouse #th11 | Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:49:33 PM | txt |
| i feel young again... #oldfuckvisitingschools | Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:47:27 PM | txt |
| made it to a college bro house. i miss this shit. #tooold | Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:30:25 PM | txt |
| yeahhhhh freshmen.. get it | Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:16:01 PM | txt |
| sugar daddy with like a 20 year old. giiiiit it buddy. | Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:14:33 PM | txt |
| Chug Monkey: things not going your way today? have a drink! | Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:44:26 PM | txt |
| lolz. cops showed up to order food and the place cleared the fuck out | Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:00:44 PM | txt |
| that was an epic recovery | Saturday, November 12, 2011 9:23:01 PM | txt |
| fuck me in the ass... that was the worst tequila shot ever... completely sober and almost puked | Saturday, November 12, 2011 9:12:41 PM | txt |
| the old gentlemen in flannel in this bar are hysterical | Saturday, November 12, 2011 7:51:24 PM | txt |
| nah. i can try | Thursday, November 10, 2011 5:04:44 PM | txt |
| just watched an episode of unsolved mysteries. just not the same without robert stack. #yesimwatchinglifetime | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:01:19 PM | txt |
| fuck man.... | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:46:51 PM | txt |
| at least theres a kitten in the elevator | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 6:27:44 PM | txt |
| jesus fuckin christ these elevators are slow. move. i need to get to rthe bar | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 6:27:14 PM | txt |
| get the fuck out of here. margaret schroder banged owen slater? #boardwalkempire | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:44:22 PM | txt |
| Asian dancer dudes? shouldnt he be doing calculus instead? Aha! called it. dad disowned him | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:27:38 PM | txt |
| this guy's such a pussy. just get it in | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:23:32 PM | txt |
| why is this fucking train not pulling out.... i need to go home and shit | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:33:24 PM | txt |
| send out the smoke patrol! | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:22:55 AM | txt |
| holy shit. that is a dump and a half... | Monday, November 07, 2011 8:28:49 PM | txt |
| Fuck man... Feel like shit | Sunday, November 06, 2011 11:47:09 PM | txt |
| Just found a Howard Stern tape from 1991. Brilliant. I miss the 90s | Sunday, November 06, 2011 3:53:31 PM | txt |
| Just ate like a pig. legit might bust. I am the fattest fuck going... | Saturday, November 05, 2011 3:09:41 PM | txt |
| Passed a Hooters billboard with a bunch of girls on it and my mom stopped and asked which ones were my type. hhhhhhhhh | Saturday, November 05, 2011 1:39:07 PM | txt |
| The Elefun Busy Ball Popper... Sounds not so legit | Friday, November 04, 2011 11:17:19 PM | txt |
| the russian programmer is telling me i smell like alcohol? jeeeeeeeez | Thursday, November 03, 2011 5:03:21 PM | txt |
| Bitches love pickles | Thursday, November 03, 2011 3:14:46 PM | txt |
| whoever just walked out of Moser... Jesus | Thursday, November 03, 2011 2:33:23 PM | txt |
| i'd rather put 46 rusty needles through my dick than to talk to this bitch ass client... | Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:43:50 PM | txt |
| This woman needs to be dismissed for incompetence. | Thursday, November 03, 2011 11:34:32 AM | txt |
| someone shit this subway station... it reeks in here | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:16:24 PM | txt |
| i think i drink too much... | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 6:38:37 PM | txt |
| already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough. | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:42:32 AM | txt |
| Sounds like i live in a fuckin factory with all these generators. I'll never sleep. | Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:44:10 PM | txt |
| Theres an asshole Con Ed guy walking around in circles looking at the poles and cant find the problem =/ | Sunday, October 30, 2011 7:21:08 PM | txt |
| aiight this is getting old. i dont care that i dont have heat but I need internets | Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:57:00 AM | txt |
| just stuck my fingers in the electrical outlets because I can. #living | Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:36:33 PM | txt |
| Pretty sure these newest Angry Birds Halloween levels are harder than my dick. | Saturday, October 29, 2011 10:07:10 PM | txt |
| If you black out during a blackout, is it more awesome? | Saturday, October 29, 2011 9:06:24 PM | txt |
| welp, there goes the power... | Saturday, October 29, 2011 2:33:33 PM | txt |
| Pet peeve: Greasy assed smudges all over train windows. Wash your filty assed hair, people and dont lean on it. | Friday, October 28, 2011 8:53:50 AM | txt |
| fuck this crowded shithole train | Thursday, October 27, 2011 8:01:37 PM | txt |
| looks like tonights activities include php, jquery ui/fancybox and ordering | Thursday, October 27, 2011 7:50:34 PM | txt |
| Bar at lunch... Alice in Chains... Owner giving me beers. Legit | Thursday, October 27, 2011 2:37:57 PM | txt |
| Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by. | Monday, October 24, 2011 7:28:11 PM | txt |
| everyone is walking like they have cocks rammed up their asses in grand central. get the fuck out of my way | Monday, October 24, 2011 7:25:25 PM | txt |
| this pearl jam documentary... fuck man. why wasnt i this age in seattle in 91? | Friday, October 21, 2011 9:43:13 PM | txt |
| @maljnew hhhhhhhh. enough | Friday, October 21, 2011 7:33:05 PM | txt |
| Fuck. just got caught looking | Friday, October 21, 2011 7:31:00 PM | txt |
| @maljnew I'm not cool enough to play with you and Kelly. | Friday, October 21, 2011 7:28:18 PM | txt |
| bunch of smokes out tonight. | Thursday, October 20, 2011 10:33:17 PM | txt |
| Christ! this old bag has the legs of a 20 year old | Thursday, October 20, 2011 10:25:37 PM | txt |
| its way too fuckin hot outside | Thursday, October 20, 2011 9:47:36 PM | txt |
| bacon cheese fries and mofuggin ranch. nom. Guy. I'm huge | Thursday, October 20, 2011 1:29:18 PM | txt |
| Obviously, it rains harder the minute i walk out of the car and start waiting for this late ass train. | Wednesday, October 19, 2011 8:51:35 AM | txt |
| apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food | Monday, October 17, 2011 3:42:38 PM | txt |
| that... is exactly my type | Sunday, October 16, 2011 10:19:11 AM | txt |
| testing Twitter updates from text... ya know... because i have a ghetto ass phone for 2 more weeks | Saturday, October 15, 2011 12:18:38 PM | txt |
| wow non keyboard phones suck ass | Monday, January 25, 2010 10:36:47 PM | txt |
| now's the part where i need a smartphone | Monday, December 21, 2009 11:04:20 PM | txt |
| @novellabella just beat me at Mortal Kombat. Yes, I just lost to a woman. But I assure you that I am a much better zombie killer. | Monday, December 21, 2009 10:22:14 PM | txt |
| watchin Christmas Vacation on the DVR <3 FiOS | Monday, December 21, 2009 4:30:06 PM | txt |
| after an hour of using windows 7, I don't know how I'm going to switch back to Windows XP | Sunday, December 20, 2009 12:43:13 AM | txt |
| no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine | Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PM | txt |
| taking down christmas decorations? Wait, that's not right... Packin for home, bitches! | Saturday, December 19, 2009 9:44:00 AM | txt |
| John Sterling: "semester over. theeeeeeeeeeeeeee semester over!" | Saturday, December 19, 2009 9:00:00 AM | txt |
| fuck these 8am finals on the last day when most other people i know are done | Saturday, December 19, 2009 12:47:38 AM | txt |
| Last Southport Brewery run of 2009. I'm gonna miss them beers... | Friday, December 18, 2009 5:11:39 PM | txt |
| i don't understand how someone can be that fucking ugly. Is it human? I'm scarred | Friday, December 18, 2009 12:58:50 PM | txt |
| i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? | Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PM | txt |
| for the past 1.5 hrs i created and joined tables like a motherfucker. sql final, bitches. if i dont get 100, i'm gonna kill a kitten | Thursday, December 17, 2009 3:00:34 PM | txt |
| First final exam of the semester | Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:04 PM | txt |
| i smile a little bit inside when i see hot girls using google docs | Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:05:58 PM | txt |
| 22... now that's a good temperature. too bad my forecast says rain and 40 on Christmas =( | Thursday, December 17, 2009 10:40:50 AM | txt |
| let it be known: i hate adobe acrobat. its installer sucks | Wednesday, December 16, 2009 9:45:08 PM | txt |
| the irony. in harbor yard suite 418 with my 418 freshman yr roomies | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:31:25 PM | txt |
| i wonder if google is ever going to mail that christmas card to my house... they better! | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 5:07:10 PM | txt |
| ohh man. the sweet taste of a strawberry blonde... (it's a beer people jeez) | Monday, December 14, 2009 9:54:29 PM | txt |
| Probably the last southport run of the semester. i'll probably be up during break. it's that good | Monday, December 14, 2009 9:49:15 PM | txt |
| 50s? rather toasty outside for this time of year.. should be cold | Monday, December 14, 2009 11:54:43 AM | txt |
| fuckin gross. they put sand all over the walkways. ew. mess. must have been icy yesterday | Monday, December 14, 2009 10:58:03 AM | txt |
| dear lungs, fuck off and stop keeping me awake all night with this mini cough | Monday, December 14, 2009 3:44:54 AM | txt |
| "You know what was funny? The SHU band director was screaming at the drummer. He must have been playing the wrong notes" -Lessard (lmao!) | Monday, December 14, 2009 3:06:43 AM | txt |
| fuck cocksucking bridgeport | Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:31:27 PM | txt |
| of course when you're late, mother fucking traffic and red lights fuck you over. never fails | Sunday, December 13, 2009 6:29:20 PM | txt |
| does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream | Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PM | txt |
| just been thinking for a while. bad timing....... story of my life | Saturday, December 12, 2009 5:46:10 AM | txt |
| got the bi-yearly finals grunge going on for good luck | Friday, December 11, 2009 11:40:11 PM | txt |
| had to go outside and didnt want to leave my beer so i put it in a coffee mug. its funny. take that public safety | Friday, December 11, 2009 10:03:56 PM | txt |
| dear weather, please stay in the 20s and never warm up for the rest of the winter. <3, me | Friday, December 11, 2009 8:13:08 PM | txt |
| "mittencane" -@ky9 | Friday, December 11, 2009 5:26:57 PM | txt |
| joe's dumpy ass rum. no dick in my brand name | Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:24:36 PM | txt |
| Love this brewery | Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:48:46 PM | txt |
| well that was an intense end of the semester | Thursday, December 10, 2009 4:40:28 PM | txt |
| am i becoming a slow walker? two people passed me today. no one usually passes me | Thursday, December 10, 2009 1:53:42 PM | txt |
| this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PM | txt |
| aww well i wanted to walk home in the snow but it changed to rain. boooo | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 3:27:56 AM | txt |
| snow! | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:44:23 AM | txt |
| 1:30am and i'm cuttin up some red peppers to snack on | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 1:36:09 AM | txt |
| ok theres absolutely no reason this elevator motor should sound like it's about to blast off. It didn't even move floors either. very weird. | Sunday, December 06, 2009 11:02:19 PM | txt |
| A girl with no tech background using Google Chrome? That's so hot! Nothing annoys me more than seeing smokeshows using Internet Explorer | Sunday, December 06, 2009 9:10:39 PM | txt |
| "she likes the black cock" | Sunday, December 06, 2009 12:41:27 AM | txt |
| "wow friction is so hot" - Jackie | Saturday, December 05, 2009 9:38:21 PM | txt |
| "We stole a meat pounder" | Saturday, December 05, 2009 9:28:33 PM | txt |
| Bolognese (recipe a la grandma) = success. Little vino in a beer mug | Saturday, December 05, 2009 6:55:35 PM | txt |
| snow! | Saturday, December 05, 2009 4:07:19 PM | txt |
| I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit" | Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:03:35 AM | txt |
| As usual, my life is a joke | Saturday, December 05, 2009 3:59:09 AM | txt |
| Fairfield Po Po cracking Down | Saturday, December 05, 2009 12:22:54 AM | txt |
| No homo but Fairfield is a pretty town during Christmas season. Lots of nice lights. | Friday, December 04, 2009 6:50:19 PM | txt |
| okay.. no homo. @tomwcleary stole my phone for my last 2 tweets. Not me!1! | Friday, December 04, 2009 6:29:16 PM | txt |
| i poke keith a lot because he pokes me right back | Friday, December 04, 2009 6:20:08 PM | txt |
| @Tomwcleary is just horsing around. He also said "puck me" | Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:29 AM | txt |
| Tom: "you almost got me. Like.. Hard in the nuts" | Thursday, December 03, 2009 2:31:02 PM | txt |
| short sleeves outside in december. what the f. i want snow | Thursday, December 03, 2009 12:20:08 PM | txt |
| Rather toasty outside | Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:20:04 AM | txt |
| This week absolutely blows until thurs night. then i'm checked out | Wednesday, December 02, 2009 1:22:59 AM | txt |
| Cool Verizon. Drop my call in a full service area... | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 9:56:57 PM | txt |
| wtf is with these dots on the mailboxes? | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 10:47:08 AM | txt |
| 8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. | Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PM | txt |
| Just got screamed at for being awake at 5:30. Moving out after college b/c my mom pretty much said she will control my life. | Sunday, November 29, 2009 5:28:18 AM | txt |
| Instant healing boys | Sunday, November 29, 2009 4:17:14 AM | txt |
| My grandma: "I like anything with tomato" haahaha | Friday, November 27, 2009 9:32:47 PM | txt |
| Love my fam. My grandpa is talking about hos and just said some girl was an "open house" | Thursday, November 26, 2009 6:33:01 PM | txt |
| I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. | Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PM | txt |
| can i go home now? | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 10:02:31 AM | txt |
| 9;30 class! woooooo | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 9:26:15 AM | txt |
| leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AM | txt |
| i make this promise now. senior week. 2 kegs on campus at one time. i will put them in my name n dont care theyre banned | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:17:51 AM | txt |
| some fat ugly ***c told me i was disgusting. thats absolutely false. haha im better than you | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 1:13:04 AM | txt |
| i'm telling you... the world is out to get me. but I'll get it back 4 times worse :P | Monday, November 23, 2009 6:11:16 PM | txt |
| 96% chance I'm gonna get the swine | Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:12:26 PM | txt |
| just saw a meteor bisect orion! win for me | Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:11:16 PM | txt |
| me and @tomwcleary singing Lightning Crashes at the top of our lungs... Priceless | Saturday, November 21, 2009 9:54:20 PM | txt |
| Amazing. first time in a while i woke up refreshed and without an alarm on a saturday MORNING | Saturday, November 21, 2009 11:39:40 AM | txt |
| what the f. its like 63 in november. so f'in hot | Friday, November 20, 2009 10:57:19 AM | txt |
| im gonna get the swine. guaranteed. | Friday, November 20, 2009 9:58:44 AM | txt |
| I wish all my classes were like that... Fascinating | Thursday, November 19, 2009 4:42:40 PM | txt |
| I have no business "teaching" this stupid fucking FYE class. waste of my fuckin time. | Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:46:53 AM | txt |
| churning out sql queries like it's my job | Thursday, November 19, 2009 10:15:25 AM | txt |
| connecting the dots | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 11:24:55 PM | txt |
| theres a car parked on my chest. get it off. | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 4:38:10 AM | txt |
| thanks clouds... fuck my life | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:54:25 AM | txt |
| im giving these fucking clouds 2 fucking hours top get their asses out of the southeastern skies or there will be problems | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:29:13 AM | txt |
| love southport brewery. why am i here on monday.... | Monday, November 16, 2009 10:11:45 PM | txt |
| NOT pleased right now | Monday, November 16, 2009 1:17:59 AM | txt |
| fail. as usual. | Sunday, November 15, 2009 1:58:05 AM | txt |
| a joke.... my life is that | Sunday, November 15, 2009 1:46:29 AM | txt |
| fuckin oven in this house. and f'in unwanted visitors came by. jeez | Saturday, November 14, 2009 8:56:58 PM | txt |
| christ too bad i cant toucht that | Saturday, November 14, 2009 12:11:27 AM | txt |
| just woke up n thought i slept through class | Friday, November 13, 2009 4:34:18 PM | txt |
| drank a lot before this mtg. gt piss like a race horse | Friday, November 13, 2009 3:44:21 PM | txt |
| hey cutie | Friday, November 13, 2009 3:22:55 PM | txt |
| my life is such a joke... | Friday, November 13, 2009 3:02:51 PM | txt |
| So somwrhing I noticed during this recession: Christmas season started 11/1 usually it starts right before/ around thanksgiving. jeeeeez | Friday, November 13, 2009 9:12:48 AM | txt |
| i love staying at the swamp because it's always chilly (unlike my townhouse where i sweat balls because the heat gets pumped to 75) | Friday, November 13, 2009 1:38:43 AM | txt |
| "bjs and weenies are the best weekend ever" | Thursday, November 12, 2009 9:28:01 PM | txt |
| Shut the fuck up in the lower level. that excess noise is so unnecessary | Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:57:19 PM | txt |
| <3 Winston Tellis. He's my homeboy. | Wednesday, November 11, 2009 8:17:17 AM | txt |
| having a little issuu: can't get it up.... (aka we cannot upload the emirror to issuu.com) | Wednesday, November 11, 2009 2:53:22 AM | txt |
| im walkin to fucking dsb and im not leaving until the give my my FUCKING PIN NUMBER | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:06:59 PM | txt |
| Women's soccer practicing on the tennis court? I'll never understand Fairfield athletics. We're awesome at sports here. not | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 1:24:28 PM | txt |
| very grey out today. Stereotypical winter day, except it's like 65 out. but if it were cold, it would be legit | Tuesday, November 10, 2009 11:13:21 AM | txt |
| This would be a sizzz day for biking. Can I go to the path? kthx | Monday, November 09, 2009 1:46:39 PM | txt |
| Requesting colder weather. It's November, not May.. the fuck | Monday, November 09, 2009 9:26:51 AM | txt |
| Christ. the fucking fire alarm went off in the library during my group project. cocksucker | Sunday, November 08, 2009 7:15:42 PM | txt |
| Here you stand before us all and say its over. It's over | Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:48:19 PM | txt |
| "Fuck you Jon, you're my boy" | Saturday, November 07, 2009 11:47:01 AM | txt |
| It's 10AM. Let's kill this keg | Saturday, November 07, 2009 9:49:38 AM | txt |
| this class. i'm dying..... | Friday, November 06, 2009 10:37:07 AM | txt |
| Just walked outside. you think this is cold? Jeez. Its nice | Wednesday, November 04, 2009 6:43:51 PM | txt |
| Connecticut drivers are fucking awful to the max. Such morons. Learn to drive. | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 4:28:59 PM | txt |
| can LG make their fucking screens a little more scratch resistant... Like so that your pocket doesn't scratch it? | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:29:25 PM | txt |
| well that exam was miserable... cant wait until next semester when my classes get easy | Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:12:58 AM | txt |
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