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@getaloadathis You're such an abuser. What browser?
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Wednesday, August 05, 2009 8:29:01 PMtwhirl
LETS GO RAYS Tuesday, August 04, 2009 11:05:29 PMtwhirl
And I told Halladay to Enjoy... Yankees!!! Tuesday, August 04, 2009 9:29:03 PMtwhirl
Why do I have so many mosquito bites on my hands. I haven't even been outside. Tuesday, August 04, 2009 8:07:59 PMtwhirl
Why the hell is there no torrent of tonight's Entourage on EZTV? Good thing I DVR'd it/ have private trackers. Monday, August 03, 2009 12:45:04 AMtwhirl
The Yankees are really starting to piss me off. Way to drop 3 games in the standings in 3 days. Jorge, don't tag people with an empty glove. Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:21:57 AMtwhirl
The joke continues... Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:55:20 AMtwhirl
Fuckin' A. Very frustrating loss. Lost a game in the standings, and now we're not (tied for) the best team in baseball anymore. Thursday, July 30, 2009 11:53:30 PMtwhirl
Wowwwwww: http://bit.ly/yaJcd Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:56:41 PMtwhirl
SHUT THE FUCK UP Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:03:31 PMtwhirl
Will you shut the fuck up? I hate people who can't get off the phone. Wednesday, July 29, 2009 7:01:57 PMtwhirl
My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PMtwhirl
I can't take this hot ass weather Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:32:55 PMtwhirl
<3 Yankees Monday, July 27, 2009 10:50:17 PMtwhirl
Girl, either blow me or take a xanax and calm down. You have nothing to worry about. Monday, July 27, 2009 6:10:01 PMtwhirl
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Just fell in love with Google Reader. See, I do learn tech things from this conference Monday, July 27, 2009 1:33:00 AMtwhirl
Ah shit I have work tomorrow. Sunday, July 26, 2009 10:59:26 PMtwhirl
Remember how I got burned? I put on sunscreen unevenly and by back is 4 different skin tones. I look diseased. GRR Sunday, July 26, 2009 6:36:49 PMtwhirl
On my way to LGA for a trip to Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:55:07 PMtwhirl
Some 8 bit tone just went off in my room that I've never heard before in my life Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:01:15 AMtwhirl
Bed, work, Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:18:16 AMtwhirl
when i cancel a damn text message, it shouldn't still send. Verizon moron fail Tuesday, July 21, 2009 4:53:27 PMtwhirl
Hmm needs some tweaks. Currently, it takes 9 rings to get to voicemail. Little too long. We'll see if we can adjust that. Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:34:50 AMtwhirl
Sick. I bypassed Verizon's annoying Voicemail system and am forwarding voicemails to google voice so I can delete them from the web. Wooooot Tuesday, July 21, 2009 2:13:45 AMtwhirl
Anyone have a 2.5" IDE HD that is at least 15GB I can borrow to do some testing on? Tuesday, July 21, 2009 1:31:07 AMtwhirl
Going to work absolutely crippled Monday, July 20, 2009 7:37:44 AMtwhirl
Great. My parents informed me that the rest of my fam commented about how hammered I was at that wedding. fml Monday, July 20, 2009 12:33:35 AMtwhirl
My fuckin iPod is bricked. Just fried itself at the beach - won't charge and won't reset. Awesome. Sunday, July 19, 2009 11:14:29 PMtwhirl
Found my cracked in half phone. Makes a good battery charger for swapping my two batteries I own Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:21:54 PMtwhirl
what a mess Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:42:23 PMtwhirl
My life is a joke Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:54:35 AMtwhirl
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Just found a video I was looking for since January because Youtube muted it. Friday, July 17, 2009 3:28:07 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
@Novellabella Yeah I could do the wireless thing at some point if no one did it yet. And don't pay me
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2009 5:18:10 PMtwhirl
@Novellabella Book 6, Page 76 paragraph 2. Dumbledore = sketch (I told you I'd find that for you)
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:44:01 PMtwhirl
I just updated my facebook status from my Fios set top box. Their twitter widget sucks though Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:22:07 PMtwhirl
It's Harry Potter time! Tuesday, July 14, 2009 11:01:49 PMtwhirl
Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PMtwhirl
I don't have your phone number to begin with, you're a dude and we don't hang out. Don't invite me to your "lost my phone" FB group Monday, July 13, 2009 9:23:12 PMtwhirl
So I watched all the eps of Entourage before the premiere, so lets see if I can re-read this whole Harry Potter book in a day (I can) Monday, July 13, 2009 5:20:24 PMtwhirl
Bed time. Upcoming week = sizz between @waspito 's 21st, Harry Potter and fam stuff. Night tweeple Monday, July 13, 2009 1:54:46 AMtwhirl
fuck i just killed a bug on my lcd and now there are guts on it Monday, July 13, 2009 1:10:28 AMtwhirl
So that no sound issue is a hardware problem, since it's still there after a re-format. But it works in Ubuntu. Makes no sense. Saturday, July 11, 2009 4:43:57 PMtwhirl
I am loving this chilly summer Saturday, July 11, 2009 12:22:05 PMtwhirl
Shut the fuck up with the sirens already. 10 minutes Friday, July 10, 2009 12:37:44 PMtwhirl
Just plugged a phone into the optical network terminal and it works. Looks like its an inside wiring problem Friday, July 10, 2009 10:30:39 AMtwhirl
FiOS phone outage but my TV and internet still works (more important) Friday, July 10, 2009 9:49:30 AMtwhirl
I'm loving the 55 degree night Friday, July 10, 2009 4:25:53 AMtwhirl
Laptop I like: Vaio Z series. Slightly over my price range at $2200, but maybe that'll go down by Christmas Friday, July 10, 2009 2:09:31 AMtwhirl
I wish this god damn mother fuckin broken computer doesn't shut off after 2 minutes at full load. Hurry up November, I want a new one Friday, July 10, 2009 12:52:08 AMtwhirl
fml Thursday, July 09, 2009 8:50:00 PMtwhirl
I'm really digging this 20MBPS upload. helps when uploading 40MB tables Thursday, July 09, 2009 3:26:46 AMtwhirl
just deleted 3 MB of garbage characters from a database from a botched export (thanks to another company) Thursday, July 09, 2009 3:20:26 AMtwhirl
June 2009 keygen music update was killer. So many good ones. Thursday, July 09, 2009 12:21:04 AMtwhirl
Just added some PHP and SQL magic to my valentines hate page. Probably why I never have a valentine. It's also July, but I like programming. Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:59:50 AMtwhirl
I live in Nazi Germany over here. F my life in the a. I will never get anything accomplished with this oppression. What's the point anymore Wednesday, July 08, 2009 1:56:34 AMtwhirl
Facebook newsfeed fail: when I click more, it repeats the same stories over again Wednesday, July 08, 2009 12:19:44 AMtwhirl
This was the weirdest weather day. Went from sunny to stormy, back to sunny, then cloudy, then sunny, then stormy. I love how cold it is out Wednesday, July 08, 2009 12:15:34 AMtwhirl
Cool my parents now think I'm on drugs because I sleep all the time. Then they went to wake me up and I talked nonsense Tuesday, July 07, 2009 10:52:31 PMtwhirl
@plasma2002 it's already politically incorrect to say retard: http://www.r-word.org/
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Monday, July 06, 2009 4:58:03 PMtwhirl
Absolute insanity! I now have 25/25 MBPS symmetrical upload and download ENJOYYYYY. Suck it Cablevision. Verizon Fios FTW Monday, July 06, 2009 4:27:55 PMtwhirl
Fuckin Joba Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:57:34 PMtwhirl
There are no asterisks in real life, only scoreboards, and ours is currently reading FUCKED! Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:06:14 PMtwhirl
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Development has just begun and already the site renders like shit in IE 7 & 8. F that piece of shit browser Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:14:32 AMtwhirl
Activated google calendar on my other google account to test stuff. Why is it in fuckin Japanese? #googlefail Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:31:41 AMtwhirl
Is my mom serious? She just called my cell phone from one room over telling me to go to bed. Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:05:50 AMtwhirl
OMG when you work with a database from 2000 and have a staff turnover every year, there is no consistency. Makes me want to scream. Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:04:01 AMtwhirl
When you delete users in WordPress, they need to add some AJAX to update the users. I'm sick of reloading the entire page from 1 Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:40:55 AMtwhirl
Now my moron mom is setting off gun powdered noise poppers in the house. Brilliant. Saturday, July 04, 2009 10:52:44 PMtwhirl
Amazing. Door was closed where my router was. Moved it to the hall and pointed the antenna to my backyard now it's blazin fast Saturday, July 04, 2009 8:09:22 PMtwhirl
Wow the Wi-Fi in my backyard is wizzeak. Pretty slow. Saturday, July 04, 2009 7:49:26 PMtwhirl
Sizz setup here. Outdoors. Lounge chair. W-Fi. 70 degrees. Happy 4th! Saturday, July 04, 2009 7:43:46 PMtwhirl
I better not be getting a sore throat. Kthanks Saturday, July 04, 2009 3:43:59 AMtwhirl
I create a Google Calendar to share with people, name it and instead get jadsfhaskjdfakdsbfakjsd@groups.calendar.google.com #googlefail Saturday, July 04, 2009 3:17:37 AMtwhirl
Great, clear night outside. Weather - 65, nice and cool. Lose a little humidity and it's perfection. Saturday, July 04, 2009 2:53:40 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
This database is a mess. I feel bad for the guy going through 6000 posts and 200 users, cleaning dupes. Oh wait. That's me. Friday, July 03, 2009 9:54:04 AMtwhirl
And in the event I wasn't off today, I'd be fine to go to work. Bio clock = awesome Friday, July 03, 2009 7:34:44 AMtwhirl
fuck this Friday, July 03, 2009 12:44:44 AMtwhirl
@chaliskoe Oh jeez, thanks for the promotion. And it's considered proper to put an @ before people's usernames in your tweets, not quotes.
In reply to @chaliskoe's tweet
Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:52:22 AMtwhirl
I love our school's internet. It took em 25 minutes to download a 60MB iTunes update... =/ Monday, December 01, 2008 1:09:44 AMtwhirl
So a Mexican, a pimp, a 70s basketball player and a turtle were in a room drinking a power hour.... Friday, October 31, 2008 10:13:32 PMtwhirl
Ain't nobody breaking up my party Thursday, October 30, 2008 10:00:30 PMtwhirl
This is un-fucking called for. Music professors need to not send us emails with 9 bullet points of stupid fucking busywork that is pointless Thursday, October 30, 2008 1:30:15 AMtwhirl
Our internet blows Thursday, October 30, 2008 12:55:17 AMtwhirl
Internet is horrible right now. It's pushing 56k. Awesome! Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:43:15 PMtwhirl
Woot. Picked classes for next semester. And now we wait (and see if I actually get them) Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:46:31 PMtwhirl
My music professor thinks that her core class is God's gift to man and the most important course ever offered. So much pointless work. Grr!! Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:18:50 PMtwhirl
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Fuck yeah! 6AM paper writing! 1 1/2 hours of sleep for the win. Thursday, October 23, 2008 6:00:38 AMtwhirl
next two days suck ass Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:44:05 AMtwhirl
Fucking youtube is performing site maintenance and I need to upload a video for class Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:01:35 AMtwhirl
Our internet sucks ass right now Monday, October 20, 2008 11:13:44 PMtwhirl
Facebook sucks because I tagged pictures of me in an album and it's not showing up if you click "Photos of Joe"unless you are in that album. Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:50:15 AMtwhirl
The internet here sucks the big one Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:58:18 AMtwhirl
It's so nice to have like, radio, tv, phone, cell phone and internet back. i looked at trees and mountains all weekend Monday, October 13, 2008 8:34:58 PMtwhirl
@Waspito Yes, cya then. And I can bring the $75 for the ticket, because I don't believe in debt like our fucking dumbass country
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Thursday, October 09, 2008 5:00:33 PMtwhirl