| New post: It was all a dream https://t.co/5jwCe7WLAo | Tuesday, July 19, 2022 12:49:41 AM | blog.portfolioso.com |
| New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What To Watch Out for in a Group of Idiots https://t.co/zJmckmSeeR | Sunday, January 17, 2021 12:47:29 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Biden Stole The Election and We're All Screwed! https://t.co/d3p9n0R3hE | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:06:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Entitled, Gen Z Asshole Google Engineer Whines About Being Fired https://t.co/8vT0fv3fPR | Friday, December 20, 2019 2:28:36 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Everyone's Making Fun of Brett Gardner RN, But I Respect the Hell out of Him https://t.co/64UJPf3yxj | Monday, June 10, 2019 7:15:07 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Have a Problem With This AlternativeNation Clickbait Article Title https://t.co/Vfi8pX6ZoB | Tuesday, April 09, 2019 11:29:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Yankees are a Fucking Disaster https://t.co/bwSsV5von1 | Monday, April 01, 2019 5:21:23 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Fox News Opinion Piece on Marijuana is Laugh Out Loud Funny, Fear Mongering Ignorance https://t.co/kFLrcxOPD2 | Friday, March 15, 2019 4:35:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: test https://t.co/pVwZQ99l5o | Monday, February 25, 2019 6:19:59 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Asshole Trump's China Tariffs Are Costing Me More Money And I Have Proof https://t.co/cwP9xB9QHo | Monday, February 25, 2019 2:13:31 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Seven "Affordable" Apartments Available in Astoria: 1BR Start at $2,000/Month https://t.co/AZL1ndHb1S | Sunday, February 03, 2019 10:06:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Have 49 Tarrant County Texas Republicans Lost Their Goddamned, Ignorant, Hick-Assed Minds? https://t.co/zQJbOcALbd | Friday, January 11, 2019 3:00:40 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Video of the Batshit Teacher Singing and Cutting Students' Hair is BANANAS https://t.co/bT1DuuZaen | Friday, December 07, 2018 2:18:38 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: @AnthemInc Support Reps F'in Suck at their Jobs https://t.co/naM1lieqVJ | Friday, November 16, 2018 3:01:25 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG | Thursday, November 01, 2018 1:07:15 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Weird Things... (tl;dr social media ramble) https://t.co/xZW8dzvUgV | Sunday, October 07, 2018 1:22:46 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Let's Analyze This HS Bro's Yearbook Page https://t.co/0WGJWImE4I | Tuesday, September 25, 2018 12:22:26 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This 29 Year Old who Bought a Tesla with a Credit Card is a Certified DOUCHE https://t.co/v8LiMUvRK9 | Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:26:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Absolute Psychopath with MBA and Millions of Dollars in Properties Collects Can Deposits Like a Hobo https://t.co/ycvwbhzcpW | Friday, August 10, 2018 9:46:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Guy Sues Rachel Ray's Dog Food Company Because it Contains Glyphosate https://t.co/svdYMvA7oV | Wednesday, August 08, 2018 11:04:05 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Jaggoff Ajit Pai Finally Decides to Overhaul FCC Comment System Only After He Corruptly Gets His Way https://t.co/0hnDbHe0DV | Thursday, July 12, 2018 12:42:52 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Google Chrome Sucks Balls at Multi-Monitor/ Multi-DPI Settings on Windows 10 https://t.co/3jootIQ3iW | Tuesday, March 27, 2018 6:25:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Don't Have any Problem With an Emotional Support Dog Biting Your Dumbass Kid https://t.co/au2TUn9xmO | Friday, February 23, 2018 3:13:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ajit Pai Just Ruined the Internet and I Hope he Dies in a Bus Fire https://t.co/B1HpMNGKIu | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:20:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If you take out a mortgage to buy Bitcoin, you're a certified moron and deserve to lose it all https://t.co/VWlpW4LsAP | Tuesday, December 12, 2017 12:01:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: American Airlines can go fuck themselves for charging me $75 to check an empty carryon https://t.co/5vHhHOzFms | Sunday, December 10, 2017 10:07:45 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Whack Ass WiFi Issue https://t.co/vEOSP79okA | Saturday, November 25, 2017 1:20:38 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Hope This Flat Earther's Homemade Rocket Crashes https://t.co/cKKsjGm2pt | Wednesday, November 22, 2017 11:21:26 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: tst https://t.co/q88aPMkMsF | Tuesday, November 21, 2017 3:50:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Brand New Server and HTTPS https://t.co/GyzTxKVVxD | Tuesday, November 21, 2017 11:36:52 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: test1 https://t.co/70mfFmpRpl | Friday, September 29, 2017 11:56:51 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bunch of Pussy TSA Workers Get Their Eyes Irritated at LGA Because Of Someone's Food https://t.co/rWRVbNto8n | Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:57:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Mylan Suits Charging Usurious Amounts of Money for EpiPens Are a Bunch of Cunts https://t.co/8vGbaVUDZT | Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:54:21 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Get a Rare Bacterial Infection Because You Decided to Get Surgery in the DR, You're an Asshole https://t.co/1fS5VHafid | Thursday, July 14, 2016 6:12:54 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Eat This Disgusting, Ash Coconut Ice Cream BS, You're an Idiot Millennial Hipster https://t.co/JBdZN8Z8UL | Wednesday, July 06, 2016 11:16:42 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: People: Ya Gotta Stop Jumping in Front of Trains https://t.co/j96TZDYwoG | Tuesday, February 02, 2016 9:46:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| <function tweet at 0x01343C48> | Monday, February 01, 2016 1:24:49 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API | Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig | Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The MTA Can Blow Me With Their Toll Gates https://t.co/39tODG5UOA | Sunday, October 25, 2015 8:29:15 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders http://t.co/6SBCQi3D64 | Monday, September 21, 2015 5:53:09 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Middle Managers Basiclly Want to Kill Themselves http://t.co/f3dNoyqFpS | Saturday, September 12, 2015 6:35:56 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: test http://t.co/3zzMdCR0iH | Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:38:04 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Attempt To Kiss a Venomous Snake, You Deserve to Die http://t.co/Gg8275YwrC | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:49:23 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get the Fuck off My Team: A-Rod Edition http://t.co/ltCcnfN8Ba | Wednesday, February 11, 2015 3:41:17 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience http://t.co/SOAXScRPO6 | Saturday, December 27, 2014 2:40:32 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What's The Problem Here? http://bit.ly/1w8l4md | Friday, October 10, 2014 12:08:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande http://t.co/EkpeLuTpqJ | Tuesday, September 16, 2014 9:00:37 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You're an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This http://bit.ly/1m6tY3W | Monday, September 15, 2014 4:25:30 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: CVS Is a Stupid Fucking Corporation and I Hope they Go Bankrupt http://bit.ly/1qq62YK | Thursday, September 04, 2014 2:08:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rant: Google Keyboard http://bit.ly/1vnQkw6 | Monday, June 30, 2014 10:03:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: @UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever http://bit.ly/1i8lhBi | Friday, April 11, 2014 9:59:57 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Let Your Son Bring a My Little Pony Backpack to School, You Deserve to be Sterilized http://bit.ly/OExSRH | Friday, March 21, 2014 10:07:25 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bill Gates Couldn't Even Figure Out Windows 8 http://bit.ly/1lBVy7W | Thursday, February 06, 2014 2:25:40 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's 2014 - Facebook Has Absolutely No Useful Purpose Anymore http://t.co/LniH3kM8sT | Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:39:08 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Are We For Real? http://bit.ly/1cqKvbc | Thursday, December 26, 2013 8:52:51 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Geeky Scripting Shit http://t.co/oTJbjW5NXq | Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:02:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Metro North Wasn't Fucking Around About SantaCon http://t.co/yWDr9dm4e5 | Saturday, December 14, 2013 8:14:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons http://t.co/OOzonxyJVW | Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:45:11 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The NY Mets Can't Sing for Shit http://bit.ly/18F5h5G | Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:22:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: #YeahJeets Hast Gotta Be 100% True Since It's On Barstool and Reddit http://t.co/lUgVuArMBI | Tuesday, November 19, 2013 1:23:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like an Asshole with Short Hair http://bit.ly/1coSMKk | Wednesday, November 13, 2013 2:55:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Fact that Some Local News Station Says that Connecticut has Great Pizza is Fucking Blasphemy http://t.co/sGZaTFzvRT | Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:13:30 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What's the Over/Under South Carolina Secedes from the Union Again? http://t.co/0P0HtvwNVg | Friday, October 04, 2013 2:01:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Moto X: No Jawbone Up Support? No Problem (Workaround) http://bit.ly/1eT8aTR | Monday, September 30, 2013 1:36:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is an Idiotic Study Regarding Texting and Lying http://bit.ly/184MCkj | Monday, September 09, 2013 9:41:06 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Lenovo CEO Shares Bonus With Employees; Big Fucking Deal http://t.co/jxTct1J7b7 | Monday, September 02, 2013 12:21:24 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: A History Lesson To Mr. Barack Hussein Obama http://bit.ly/17u4piK | Monday, September 02, 2013 3:15:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: MLB Is a Fucking Joke http://bit.ly/14eqroi | Monday, August 05, 2013 5:43:50 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA | Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You've Gotta Be Outside Your Mind To Be a Paid Sober Companion http://t.co/TE44G8gemh | Friday, July 26, 2013 11:31:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Texiera Injured his Vagina Again http://t.co/G4Z8AzJneX | Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:32:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Mad Jeesco http://t.co/hROTT98Rc3 | Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:37:12 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d | Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:57:19 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: 'Murrrrrrica http://bit.ly/142tFJA | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:29:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty http://bit.ly/13cDR3v | Monday, May 06, 2013 11:02:17 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get a Load of this Dickhead Corrupt Judge http://bit.ly/16b04Sv | Monday, May 06, 2013 1:04:42 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Test Blog http://t.co/0XkyfOXj1h | Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:14:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You Know What's An Utter Shitpile? Fucking Firefox http://t.co/eXlksmjkgu | Friday, April 05, 2013 1:12:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: 'Murrrrrrrica http://bit.ly/15JGVSK | Monday, March 25, 2013 1:29:33 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I'm Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out http://t.co/tbPfUeaKQ3 | Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:29:38 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 | Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind? http://bit.ly/16nd5qk | Monday, March 11, 2013 7:59:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Twitter App Updated http://t.co/YQbQMzcpsT | Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:57:29 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: There's Three Ways of Doing Things... http://t.co/YmiYoQV | Monday, February 18, 2013 2:19:13 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One http://t.co/Vc6i0xg | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:14:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: A Crowd Condition? Seriously? http://t.co/WLMvBoh | Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:33:49 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Name Winter Storms, You're Officially an Idiotic Organization http://bit.ly/WxTYnO | Wednesday, February 06, 2013 11:49:24 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It's Not Even Funny http://t.co/dVGVuTu | Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:38:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You've Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me... Stairway Drills? http://bit.ly/Wfgsvx | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 9:45:19 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Gotta Blog More, Snitches http://t.co/vkpvngm | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:41:30 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You're a Dumb Bitch http://t.co/kTg3yXG | Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:55:08 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Let Me Tell You How Batshit Crazy I Am, Bitches. http://bit.ly/11w2GYw | Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:26:50 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Using "Suck a Dick" In a Derogatory Way http://bit.ly/V8tcjU | Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:04:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right? http://bit.ly/12RwDQS | Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:59:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck a War http://bit.ly/103LRDm | Saturday, December 22, 2012 1:16:25 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatits http://t.co/MSSzXUu | Wednesday, December 19, 2012 11:26:22 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Testing 123 http://bit.ly/Us9qQ8 | Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:36:22 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Who Would I Rather Spend the Day With? Kate Upton or Dave Grohl http://bit.ly/12gzR02 | Monday, December 10, 2012 2:30:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get a Load of This Goofball Cop Blocking Traffic For Stupid Ass Ducks http://bit.ly/QAUhhD | Monday, December 03, 2012 12:34:30 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: See, I called It http://bit.ly/UWBzzy | Tuesday, November 27, 2012 8:43:43 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Post that Dumb-As-Shit Facebook Legal Disclaimer on Your Wall, You're a Tool Bag http://t.co/DaWKzkU | Monday, November 26, 2012 11:29:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Yearly Black Friday Rant http://t.co/AMLuWcV | Friday, November 23, 2012 2:07:18 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: How Pimp is This Stache Watch? http://t.co/htUDrqK | Friday, November 16, 2012 3:34:02 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's a Fucking Insult that Jeter and Cano Won Silver Sluggers http://bit.ly/YYdf3E | Friday, November 09, 2012 11:10:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is This The Best Voicemail Ever, or is this the Best Voicemail Ever? http://bit.ly/Qyc8Tm | Friday, October 05, 2012 1:56:02 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Something Intelligent People Should Know, Especially People Who Took Bio http://bit.ly/UQXsAF | Friday, September 14, 2012 12:48:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Legit Got Creeped Out And Pulled My Previous Blog Post http://t.co/EBDDUru | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 12:36:08 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Deepak Chopra Sherpa Meditation Dude Is Kind of Right http://t.co/YA2JwbN | Tuesday, September 04, 2012 1:44:29 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4 | Sunday, September 02, 2012 5:25:44 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick http://bit.ly/O3HVMO | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:17:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is Why TC Is My Boy http://bit.ly/NFuHDb | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:10:22 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Nice Haircut, Dickhead http://t.co/n1dRgRZ | Monday, August 13, 2012 8:09:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q | Sunday, August 05, 2012 8:47:31 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ | Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:59:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6 | Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:21:03 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: iPhone 5 Speculators Are Jackasses http://t.co/78JmMl2 | Friday, August 03, 2012 9:12:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ | Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You're a Cunt http://bit.ly/MmAqSt | Thursday, August 02, 2012 7:35:33 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows http://t.co/Ugr3O1Z | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:29:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Consuela http://bit.ly/OhFLVf | Monday, July 23, 2012 2:04:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Eddie Vedder, Sing Me to Sleep http://t.co/33Pcuvx | Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:47:11 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I have No Mercy For People Who Kill Themselves on Train Tracks and Delay My Commute http://bit.ly/NhmyGw | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:57:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE | Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Stop Asking Me About Work When I Get Home http://t.co/som0zpL | Thursday, July 05, 2012 8:06:38 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: tldb; http://t.co/sP4VG9w | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:45:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: On This Day In History http://bit.ly/KQR4oj | Friday, June 01, 2012 10:20:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bunch of Ballers over at Verizon: 300MBPS FiOS? JEEZ http://bit.ly/JvtZVG | Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:27:54 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: CUNCEL DA ELECTION http://bit.ly/Ku3Lr3 | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 1:59:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welcome to the United States, Mother Fuckers http://t.co/rfJ0yGA | Friday, May 25, 2012 1:17:25 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck Verizon Wireless For Not Updating My Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/LsBCCB | Monday, May 21, 2012 12:59:46 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: More Flawless Logic (Verified by D-Porpz) http://bit.ly/JnZ1y2 | Friday, May 18, 2012 2:13:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dave Grohl Is a Motherfuckin BOSS http://bit.ly/KviOQE | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 2:06:04 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k | Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:21:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal? http://bit.ly/JLysqX | Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:55:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Grammar Pet Peeve: People Who Use Most + [adjective]+est http://bit.ly/KL5lkr | Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:06:06 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning? http://bit.ly/JX5YI4 | Monday, May 07, 2012 10:29:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace http://bit.ly/JssPNP | Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:03:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Use a Dog Ball Thrower, You're a Pussy http://bit.ly/JE2luf | Friday, April 27, 2012 12:53:51 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bring Me This Inflatable Water Mat! http://bit.ly/HHrzaF | Saturday, April 14, 2012 11:19:03 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Something New Now: I Fall Asleep Standing Up On Subways Like a Damn Horse http://t.co/zXQNxJN | Friday, April 13, 2012 1:20:37 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Want To Put a Stop To Police Chiefs Getting Killed in Drug Busts? Stop Doing Drug Busts http://t.co/5T9JzHU | Friday, April 13, 2012 12:53:46 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb | Monday, April 09, 2012 1:03:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pretty Sure The Fucking 4 and 5 Trains Cut 12 Years off My Life http://bit.ly/HZsort | Thursday, April 05, 2012 4:51:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA http://bit.ly/GXZias | Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:09:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Flawless Logic, Revisited http://t.co/fuWq9c6 | Saturday, March 24, 2012 2:05:07 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pretty Sure This Onion Article Is Spot On http://t.co/pCdgJXS | Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:24:32 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: US Now Imprisoning People for Internet Crimes Who Haven't Even Set Foot Here http://t.co/3o7CTcl | Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:15:08 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Megaupload Is Really Going to Help the Government Get Their Files Back? Fuuuuuuuck Thatttttt! http://t.co/5XQlNoa | Monday, March 19, 2012 11:47:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You're an Idiot If You Drive a Car Into An Ocean http://t.co/2pOI8ra | Monday, March 19, 2012 8:28:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Announcing Emilio's Big Guys' 2012 Roster http://t.co/vlWYGNN | Monday, March 19, 2012 12:16:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson http://t.co/vY99gZa | Friday, March 09, 2012 10:55:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Microsoft is Delusional) http://t.co/aMr9Pow | Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:56:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Hey Google, Pick Me as CEO of Motorola Mobility http://bit.ly/xI0uFS | Saturday, February 25, 2012 11:58:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dumbass Experts Over at LifeHacker Think They Know How to Send Back Food http://bit.ly/wLpMWL | Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:36:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is Big Ang's Daughter A Smokeshow? http://t.co/Pgk706x | Thursday, February 23, 2012 12:43:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Another Reason I'm Glad I Left SurpassHosting http://t.co/hi5XNVj | Monday, February 20, 2012 5:43:15 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is a Bunch of Nonsense http://bit.ly/A08uT3 | Monday, February 20, 2012 5:16:15 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Keep it Up, America! http://t.co/mBJJHjb | Monday, February 20, 2012 3:15:02 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Study Says Android Users Constantly Bring Their Phones to the Shitter http://bit.ly/wwKRSw | Monday, January 30, 2012 10:25:17 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fidel Castro Hit The Nail on the Head http://t.co/ayqPUQc | Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:49:03 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Liberty is Gone: The Gov't Can Force You to Reveal Encryption Passwords http://t.co/7HB2JVq | Monday, January 23, 2012 11:44:30 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: My Mouse is Pissing Me Off http://t.co/XRu7NCD | Monday, January 23, 2012 8:19:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get Ready to Go to War With Iran, Mother Fuckers! http://bit.ly/x124fJ | Monday, January 23, 2012 11:14:13 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Indirect Censorship: FileSonic Removes Sharing - Creativity Doomed http://t.co/OlsrB1T | Monday, January 23, 2012 10:29:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: These Republican Debates Are a Bunch of Garbage http://t.co/PR8jV7P | Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:16:18 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welp, Glad I Protested for No Reason... (Rant of the Century) http://t.co/ITZ37hv | Thursday, January 19, 2012 1:10:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Social Media Don't Lie http://t.co/P1MBbrM | Monday, January 16, 2012 9:18:42 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welp, Looks Like My Brain is Fucked http://bit.ly/wP7bwL | Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:02:50 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video] http://t.co/E8QCZsu | Friday, January 13, 2012 2:01:02 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ridiculous Tweets from Arizona http://t.co/rWqWYiD | Thursday, January 12, 2012 12:04:55 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear... http://bit.ly/AhEGRT | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 8:51:06 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Big Ang on Mob Wives is Absolutely Tearing it Up http://t.co/BbyoDMb | Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:50:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Vinny From Jersey Shore Needs to Stop Being Such a Pussy http://bit.ly/yRanbt | Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:41:49 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rick Santorum Is an Official Joke and Should Kill Himself http://bit.ly/xq5X67 | Friday, January 06, 2012 1:15:15 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Had the Master Plan http://t.co/VYZVjxB | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:24:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime http://bit.ly/u3zpBS | Monday, January 02, 2012 1:26:02 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What the Hell is up with the iPhone's Group SMS Reply All? http://bit.ly/toAxbb | Monday, January 02, 2012 10:06:54 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dumbfuck IT Guy Can't Keep His Shit Secure http://bit.ly/rqhjNu | Monday, December 26, 2011 11:23:12 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is Rovio Fucking Serious With Today's Angry Birds Level? http://bit.ly/tX9rPY | Friday, December 23, 2011 8:17:05 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Conversations Like These... http://bit.ly/uomF5s | Thursday, December 22, 2011 1:30:37 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Galaxy Nexus Bug Report - SMS Drafts Still Show in Preview After Deleted http://t.co/ncoL3tC | Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:39:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Galaxy Nexus - What Can Be Improved http://bit.ly/sZGNyo | Friday, December 16, 2011 10:44:24 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Blog is SO Much Faster Now http://bit.ly/sf6tsp | Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:56:25 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Guarantee You the Galaxy Nexus Won't Be Released on the 15th http://t.co/vA4gctb | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:56:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Keep Wasting Money, Shitheads http://bit.ly/sEFMMs | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:19:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Firefox: Now Shittier than Internet Explorer (In terms of Security) http://t.co/2yBHd7N | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 7:47:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It's Steve Jobs' Fault http://t.co/apmZIRq | Friday, December 09, 2011 12:01:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: A BIG FUCK YOU http://t.co/k5BeWN4 | Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:07:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is THE Most Legit Christmas Special Ever http://bit.ly/vHq1I1 | Thursday, December 08, 2011 2:21:01 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Give Your Credit Card to a Random Stranger, You Deserve to Get Cleaned Out http://bit.ly/tHzKwb | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 10:48:19 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit http://bit.ly/uxhjEu | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:54:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine http://t.co/oGRleCo | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:36:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Reality Check Needed http://bit.ly/sRXyzJ | Monday, December 05, 2011 2:29:10 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: Close the Doors And Leave Already http://t.co/pC5yIae | Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:24:09 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Called It! Google Is FINALLY Getting Rid of that Black StupidBar http://t.co/ZVzm0C1 | Tuesday, November 29, 2011 11:00:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq | Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds http://t.co/CxpACck | Friday, November 25, 2011 4:41:31 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: More Reasons the MTA Doesn't Make Any Sense Whatsoever http://t.co/KxE1b6r | Friday, November 25, 2011 10:46:01 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Stop Bashing the Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/uF82eA | Monday, November 21, 2011 10:19:50 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Idiotic Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable http://bit.ly/tG84Hz | Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:18:51 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: My Mind is Blown [Warning: Geeky Post, OK To Ignore] http://bit.ly/rRkurz | Friday, November 11, 2011 12:27:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Post to twitter, bitch http://bit.ly/sG9LEF | Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:33:50 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: No One Informed Me That I Was Supposed to Take the Crazy Train Tonight http://t.co/wm6rmMD | Thursday, November 10, 2011 8:50:12 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If they Fucking Bomb Search Me One More Time... http://bit.ly/vtkGOF | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:15:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Google Officially Hired a Blind Grandma as their new UI Designer http://bit.ly/tllnHU | Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit, Part 2 http://t.co/DJGCGCD | Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:51:37 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me http://t.co/tCeqEIl | Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:02:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: My Host Is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zYXZFOf | Saturday, November 05, 2011 10:40:55 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Words With Friends Can Suck It So Hard... http://t.co/4nfhfOI | Friday, November 04, 2011 4:16:43 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Google Needs to Get their UI Shit Together http://bit.ly/tLoNjj | Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:55:58 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The T-Mobile Girl Can Sext Me Any Day! http://bit.ly/rfCOxx | Saturday, October 22, 2011 6:41:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Steve Jobs Ripping Android A New One http://t.co/uCAlypg | Friday, October 21, 2011 9:01:39 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Joker Is Running for President? http://bit.ly/pZi3u8 | Monday, October 17, 2011 9:36:39 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is How Awesome I Am http://t.co/XNSS625 | Wednesday, October 12, 2011 8:33:54 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's Obama's Fucking Fault Banks are Charging Ridiculous Fees http://t.co/Kzy5cH6 | Tuesday, October 11, 2011 10:42:20 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Son of a Bitch http://bit.ly/qpjgmd | Saturday, October 08, 2011 1:36:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welp, I Was Wrong About Jobs http://t.co/cVxz2NE | Saturday, October 08, 2011 1:16:42 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Three Useless Assholes http://t.co/emaIi3B | Friday, October 07, 2011 1:06:42 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: As Much As I Rip on Apple... http://bit.ly/nq0MeZ | Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:46:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys http://bit.ly/oejppu | Wednesday, October 05, 2011 12:21:15 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard http://t.co/vv1OnlW | Tuesday, October 04, 2011 8:30:30 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Why Do The NYC Subway Turnstyles Still Say No Tokens? http://bit.ly/oU1P2D | Monday, October 03, 2011 2:52:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pretty Sure I Just Jinxed Myself http://t.co/RYI0ZxL | Monday, October 03, 2011 12:45:07 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Well This Sucks, But I have to Disagree http://t.co/5c1UEH9 | Monday, October 03, 2011 9:50:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Women Were So Fucking Ugly During Prohibition http://t.co/rImSuiC | Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:06:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Bitch Likes Cats http://t.co/qife6bP | Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:13:58 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Portfoliso.com v3 is Live (Web Redesign, Bitches) http://bit.ly/otUdnC | Sunday, October 02, 2011 11:00:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever. http://t.co/AuYJR2b | Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:46:12 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker http://t.co/cjySOMu | Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:24:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Russia Is A Pimp Assed Country http://bit.ly/mWinLF | Tuesday, September 27, 2011 2:53:57 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D | Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Typical Sluts... http://t.co/7MNMIIj | Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:07:32 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Portfolioso.com v2 Gone For Good http://bit.ly/qaKQ3m | Monday, September 19, 2011 11:27:58 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye | Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:15:39 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The NY Mets Are The Lowest Organization Known To Man http://t.co/ptNcUeG | Friday, September 16, 2011 10:49:58 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rabbit Is Legit http://bit.ly/mYgA6z | Wednesday, September 14, 2011 9:00:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Dude From Bachelor Pad 2 Sounds Like He's Choking on Cock http://t.co/VB3Y8Yc | Monday, September 12, 2011 9:30:56 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Lies! That's Not How It Goes http://bit.ly/qDVndr | Monday, September 12, 2011 1:00:55 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Joe Torre Tells Mets They Can’t Honor NYPD & FDNY on 10th Anniversary of 9/11 http://bit.ly/pP67i1 | Sunday, September 11, 2011 10:31:52 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Web Design Looked Like Shit in 2001 http://t.co/3jporRi | Sunday, September 11, 2011 1:33:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: And Another One!!! http://t.co/MixWh67 | Sunday, September 11, 2011 11:31:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It it bad that... http://t.co/GZJPnjg | Sunday, September 11, 2011 11:21:08 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I F'in Hate portfolioso.com http://bit.ly/nzOPZz | Tuesday, September 06, 2011 2:47:41 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pussy CT Resident Afraid of Taking Metro North on 9/11 http://bit.ly/nOCuWl | Monday, September 05, 2011 9:26:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Typical Friday Night... http://t.co/k1N1Jgs | Friday, September 02, 2011 8:19:36 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: WTF Is Fenway Stadium? http://bit.ly/pqZzH1 | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:33:03 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: USB Plugs do this to me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME... http://bit.ly/nw7Bad | Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:53:20 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |