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23 tweets posted from Twitter for Windows
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Test tweet from Windows 10 client Friday, August 14, 2015 8:04:08 PMTwitter for Windows
I've beyond mailed it in over at this here Booking establishment Thursday, March 13, 2014 12:36:15 PMTwitter for Windows
My credit card has been at the bar since Saturday. I need to reevaluate my life. Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:07:44 AMTwitter for Windows
Ellen DeGeneres' eyes scare the living shit out of me Sunday, March 02, 2014 8:57:53 PMTwitter for Windows
"I think it's really bad not to test stuff" - Groundbreaking comments from our CTO Wednesday, February 26, 2014 4:41:29 PMTwitter for Windows
I have multiple Ja Rule songs stuck in my head and I'm not sad about it. Tuesday, February 25, 2014 5:57:36 PMTwitter for Windows
@__JLu Try to tell that to my idiot suits. They make it miserable, so no one is motivated or gives a shit.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
 Tuesday, February 25, 2014 10:03:14 AMTwitter for Windows
I honestly believe Antivirus software was invented for IT job security. It fucks up computers so badly, that they always need to fix shit. Friday, February 21, 2014 11:13:52 AMTwitter for Windows
Any time I right click a Chrome tab and duplicate it, I think of Joe Stein. You'd think this is a dumb feature, but it's mad useful. Thursday, February 20, 2014 5:23:12 PMTwitter for Windows
I don't want this fucking antivirus on my work computer. 1000 problems since it was installed. Fuck this corporate assed "startup" Thursday, February 20, 2014 4:58:04 PMTwitter for Windows
I do not like authority Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:35:33 PMTwitter for Windows
Almost lost my shit when they pushed Kaspersky via network policy & it broke my VPN. Then I remembered I can just NOT work and get $$ anyway Thursday, February 20, 2014 10:05:52 AMTwitter for Windows
Just read my last month's worth of tweets. I'm batshit crazy. Friday, February 14, 2014 1:19:50 AMTwitter for Windows
My middle school R&B playlist is straight up fire flames http://t.co/LA4f67Fp9J Friday, February 14, 2014 1:06:14 AMTwitter for Windows
RT @KFCBarstool: Alright it ain't allowed to be snowing and sleeting along with thunder and fucking lightning. Enough is enough. Thursday, February 13, 2014 9:35:15 PMTwitter for Windows
The snows have begun! Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:41:25 AMTwitter for Windows
Basically, the CEO sounded like a Masshole talking about cock Wednesday, February 12, 2014 6:42:30 PMTwitter for Windows
Couldn't take the CEO and CFO seriously in my company meeting. Kept talking about CAC (customer acquisition cost). Wednesday, February 12, 2014 6:42:15 PMTwitter for Windows
The bed smells like beer and 409. Sorry. @MalJNew Saturday, February 08, 2014 2:10:44 PMTwitter for Windows
Pasting files over RDP sessions is magical. Just pasted a file onto a production server through an RDP in an RDP window. Inception anyone? Wednesday, February 05, 2014 11:33:14 AMTwitter for Windows
TOUCHE. Me too! RT @BarstoolJJ First of many http://t.co/4icaQQ39Fs
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
 Sunday, February 02, 2014 2:36:30 PMTwitter for Windows
"Children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore so BLOW ME" Friday, January 31, 2014 1:33:53 AMTwitter for Windows
First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool Thursday, January 30, 2014 2:23:51 PMTwitter for Windows

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