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Makes no sense my train is going 2mph when there hasn't been one in front of it for 8 minutes. #whattraffic #mta #cunts Tuesday, October 13, 2015 10:34:36 AMTwitter SMS
This thing still work? Saturday, September 26, 2015 6:25:48 PMTwitter SMS
this black gentleman on this train keeps saying "my nigga" Saturday, November 19, 2011 2:05:45 AMTwitter SMS
My ass is finally in a cushioned seat field level at yankee stadium. woot Thursday, July 02, 2009 8:53:06 PMTwitter SMS
The black covering on the old stadium is depressing Thursday, July 02, 2009 6:49:26 PMTwitter SMS
Cool. Disabled train on the track to the left of me and now we've been stopped for 7 minutes Thursday, July 02, 2009 5:13:09 PMTwitter SMS
13 days to re-watch about 50 more episodes of entourage. It can be done. Thursday, July 02, 2009 8:03:42 AMTwitter SMS
Just saw the biggest assed mosquito ever and sprayed it with windex Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:01:39 AMTwitter SMS
Can i go home now? Tuesday, June 30, 2009 3:19:10 PMTwitter SMS
What kind of a moronic school has two different room numbers on the door? Where am i? Tuesday, June 30, 2009 2:38:37 PMTwitter SMS
Upgrade to Firefox 3.5 already. You're missing out. Tuesday, June 30, 2009 1:33:33 PMTwitter SMS
Ca-ching! Ca-ching! Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:41:14 AMTwitter SMS
How fuckin long does it take to open the god damn network connections dialog! Fuck! Monday, June 29, 2009 1:15:18 PMTwitter SMS
It's always the old slow ass computers that hold me back. Move! Monday, June 29, 2009 1:12:22 PMTwitter SMS
I'm ready to throw this fuckin laptop out the window. Total crash, then it shut off on the 100% cpu overheat. All because a program froze. Monday, June 29, 2009 3:20:26 AMTwitter SMS
Awesome. A cockatoo just took a shit on my shoulder. Thanks eddie Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:04:25 PMTwitter SMS
It rained 22/27 days so far this month. Sucks. Saturday, June 27, 2009 10:34:08 PMTwitter SMS
Hour number 5 of cleaning filthy ass dusty projectors Friday, June 26, 2009 12:53:12 PMTwitter SMS
I hear gedge and his chior rehearsing for graduation. Not gonna lie, i miss that shit Friday, June 26, 2009 9:14:31 AMTwitter SMS
Fuckin oven in this school Thursday, June 25, 2009 2:04:48 PMTwitter SMS
IT tip: you can't browse the internet in notepad Thursday, June 25, 2009 1:03:39 PMTwitter SMS
Insanely hot teacher alert Thursday, June 25, 2009 10:42:17 AMTwitter SMS
room H001 smells like a dorm room, and has a hot teacher in it Wednesday, June 24, 2009 3:18:33 PMTwitter SMS
And That's hs teacher number 2 i ran into Wednesday, June 24, 2009 9:41:27 AMTwitter SMS
Awesome. Two hour drive home and my ipod is bricked and won't reset Monday, June 22, 2009 5:52:32 PMTwitter SMS
Just wiped out on a wet hill. I'm now soaked Monday, June 22, 2009 4:10:21 PMTwitter SMS
Longest day of the year. Now the summer is on it's way out, even though it just started. Sunday, June 21, 2009 10:47:06 PMTwitter SMS
Cool. My fucking internet is down Friday, June 19, 2009 1:52:24 AMTwitter SMS
Fuckin hutch is closed and It's been an hour to get from the bronx to Pelham. These side streets are jammed like this toast. Thursday, June 18, 2009 5:52:59 PMTwitter SMS
At friendly's. What kind of place runs out of fries? Thursday, June 18, 2009 1:53:33 PMTwitter SMS
Every time i come to this fuckin place they lose Wednesday, June 17, 2009 10:00:19 PMTwitter SMS
Tranquilinos ninos Wednesday, June 17, 2009 6:39:30 PMTwitter SMS
Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ... Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:29:39 AMTwitter SMS
My laptop needs to stop overheating and shutting off when the cpu is at full load for less than 5 minutes. It's annoying. Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:35:38 AMTwitter SMS
Whose cock do the yankees have to suck to beat the fuckin red sox? Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:52:56 PMTwitter SMS
Michael Kay: "Take it out of your mouth, B.J" (In reference to Upton's chewing tobacco) Monday, June 08, 2009 8:30:53 PMTwitter SMS
Not to brag, but I just found out that I am a sweet locksmith! Sunday, June 07, 2009 1:50:39 AMTwitter SMS
johnny rockets' grilled chicken sandwich was nom. Like the best thing i had all week Sunday, June 07, 2009 12:13:42 AMTwitter SMS
You're hot. Automatic good tip for you. Yes i'm biased Saturday, June 06, 2009 10:09:00 PMTwitter SMS
What's FR605? Friday, June 05, 2009 9:54:25 PMTwitter SMS
You are droopy. Stop staring at me. Why don't the hot ones stare at me. Actually they do but w/e Friday, June 05, 2009 12:47:39 AMTwitter SMS
Live Diggnation is fuckin awesome Thursday, June 04, 2009 10:17:48 PMTwitter SMS
This guy Jeremy is the shit. You're my boy blue! Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:20:35 PMTwitter SMS
Asian guy on the train drinking a bud through a straw. Lol Wednesday, June 03, 2009 11:43:11 PMTwitter SMS
Never leave a stone unturned Wednesday, June 03, 2009 6:58:38 PMTwitter SMS
Looks like this is going to be a donation to the MTA. Stupid rain Wednesday, June 03, 2009 5:10:48 PMTwitter SMS
In all mother the whoses die Wednesday, June 03, 2009 1:02:41 AMTwitter SMS
"t9, learn to use it" -Marc Tuesday, June 02, 2009 11:47:32 PMTwitter SMS
My mom won't let me leave until she's off the phone and she won't stfu Tuesday, June 02, 2009 10:58:38 PMTwitter SMS
Stupid ABC news teases you with cool stories and never gets to them Tuesday, June 02, 2009 5:26:35 PMTwitter SMS

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