| New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What To Watch Out for in a Group of Idiots https://t.co/zJmckmSeeR | Sunday, January 17, 2021 12:47:29 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Biden Stole The Election and We're All Screwed! https://t.co/d3p9n0R3hE | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:06:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Entitled, Gen Z Asshole Google Engineer Whines About Being Fired https://t.co/8vT0fv3fPR | Friday, December 20, 2019 2:28:36 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Everyone's Making Fun of Brett Gardner RN, But I Respect the Hell out of Him https://t.co/64UJPf3yxj | Monday, June 10, 2019 7:15:07 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Have a Problem With This AlternativeNation Clickbait Article Title https://t.co/Vfi8pX6ZoB | Tuesday, April 09, 2019 11:29:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Yankees are a Fucking Disaster https://t.co/bwSsV5von1 | Monday, April 01, 2019 5:21:23 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Fox News Opinion Piece on Marijuana is Laugh Out Loud Funny, Fear Mongering Ignorance https://t.co/kFLrcxOPD2 | Friday, March 15, 2019 4:35:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: test https://t.co/pVwZQ99l5o | Monday, February 25, 2019 6:19:59 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Asshole Trump's China Tariffs Are Costing Me More Money And I Have Proof https://t.co/cwP9xB9QHo | Monday, February 25, 2019 2:13:31 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Seven "Affordable" Apartments Available in Astoria: 1BR Start at $2,000/Month https://t.co/AZL1ndHb1S | Sunday, February 03, 2019 10:06:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Have 49 Tarrant County Texas Republicans Lost Their Goddamned, Ignorant, Hick-Assed Minds? https://t.co/zQJbOcALbd | Friday, January 11, 2019 3:00:40 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Video of the Batshit Teacher Singing and Cutting Students' Hair is BANANAS https://t.co/bT1DuuZaen | Friday, December 07, 2018 2:18:38 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: @AnthemInc Support Reps F'in Suck at their Jobs https://t.co/naM1lieqVJ | Friday, November 16, 2018 3:01:25 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG | Thursday, November 01, 2018 1:07:15 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Weird Things... (tl;dr social media ramble) https://t.co/xZW8dzvUgV | Sunday, October 07, 2018 1:22:46 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Let's Analyze This HS Bro's Yearbook Page https://t.co/0WGJWImE4I | Tuesday, September 25, 2018 12:22:26 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This 29 Year Old who Bought a Tesla with a Credit Card is a Certified DOUCHE https://t.co/v8LiMUvRK9 | Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:26:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Absolute Psychopath with MBA and Millions of Dollars in Properties Collects Can Deposits Like a Hobo https://t.co/ycvwbhzcpW | Friday, August 10, 2018 9:46:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Guy Sues Rachel Ray's Dog Food Company Because it Contains Glyphosate https://t.co/svdYMvA7oV | Wednesday, August 08, 2018 11:04:05 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Jaggoff Ajit Pai Finally Decides to Overhaul FCC Comment System Only After He Corruptly Gets His Way https://t.co/0hnDbHe0DV | Thursday, July 12, 2018 12:42:52 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Google Chrome Sucks Balls at Multi-Monitor/ Multi-DPI Settings on Windows 10 https://t.co/3jootIQ3iW | Tuesday, March 27, 2018 6:25:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Don't Have any Problem With an Emotional Support Dog Biting Your Dumbass Kid https://t.co/au2TUn9xmO | Friday, February 23, 2018 3:13:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ajit Pai Just Ruined the Internet and I Hope he Dies in a Bus Fire https://t.co/B1HpMNGKIu | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 9:20:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If you take out a mortgage to buy Bitcoin, you're a certified moron and deserve to lose it all https://t.co/VWlpW4LsAP | Tuesday, December 12, 2017 12:01:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: American Airlines can go fuck themselves for charging me $75 to check an empty carryon https://t.co/5vHhHOzFms | Sunday, December 10, 2017 10:07:45 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Whack Ass WiFi Issue https://t.co/vEOSP79okA | Saturday, November 25, 2017 1:20:38 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Hope This Flat Earther's Homemade Rocket Crashes https://t.co/cKKsjGm2pt | Wednesday, November 22, 2017 11:21:26 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: tst https://t.co/q88aPMkMsF | Tuesday, November 21, 2017 3:50:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Brand New Server and HTTPS https://t.co/GyzTxKVVxD | Tuesday, November 21, 2017 11:36:52 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: test1 https://t.co/70mfFmpRpl | Friday, September 29, 2017 11:56:51 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bunch of Pussy TSA Workers Get Their Eyes Irritated at LGA Because Of Someone's Food https://t.co/rWRVbNto8n | Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:57:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Mylan Suits Charging Usurious Amounts of Money for EpiPens Are a Bunch of Cunts https://t.co/8vGbaVUDZT | Wednesday, August 24, 2016 1:54:21 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Get a Rare Bacterial Infection Because You Decided to Get Surgery in the DR, You're an Asshole https://t.co/1fS5VHafid | Thursday, July 14, 2016 6:12:54 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Eat This Disgusting, Ash Coconut Ice Cream BS, You're an Idiot Millennial Hipster https://t.co/JBdZN8Z8UL | Wednesday, July 06, 2016 11:16:42 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: People: Ya Gotta Stop Jumping in Front of Trains https://t.co/j96TZDYwoG | Tuesday, February 02, 2016 9:46:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| <function tweet at 0x01343C48> | Monday, February 01, 2016 1:24:49 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API | Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Miserable UX on https://t.co/YQCLXv1yb4 and It's Android App https://t.co/ASs5u50Tig | Sunday, December 27, 2015 11:46:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The MTA Can Blow Me With Their Toll Gates https://t.co/39tODG5UOA | Sunday, October 25, 2015 8:29:15 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders http://t.co/6SBCQi3D64 | Monday, September 21, 2015 5:53:09 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Middle Managers Basiclly Want to Kill Themselves http://t.co/f3dNoyqFpS | Saturday, September 12, 2015 6:35:56 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: test http://t.co/3zzMdCR0iH | Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:38:04 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Attempt To Kiss a Venomous Snake, You Deserve to Die http://t.co/Gg8275YwrC | Friday, April 24, 2015 9:49:23 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get the Fuck off My Team: A-Rod Edition http://t.co/ltCcnfN8Ba | Wednesday, February 11, 2015 3:41:17 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience http://t.co/SOAXScRPO6 | Saturday, December 27, 2014 2:40:32 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What's The Problem Here? http://bit.ly/1w8l4md | Friday, October 10, 2014 12:08:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande http://t.co/EkpeLuTpqJ | Tuesday, September 16, 2014 9:00:37 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You're an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This http://bit.ly/1m6tY3W | Monday, September 15, 2014 4:25:30 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: CVS Is a Stupid Fucking Corporation and I Hope they Go Bankrupt http://bit.ly/1qq62YK | Thursday, September 04, 2014 2:08:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rant: Google Keyboard http://bit.ly/1vnQkw6 | Monday, June 30, 2014 10:03:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: @UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever http://bit.ly/1i8lhBi | Friday, April 11, 2014 9:59:57 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Let Your Son Bring a My Little Pony Backpack to School, You Deserve to be Sterilized http://bit.ly/OExSRH | Friday, March 21, 2014 10:07:25 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bill Gates Couldn't Even Figure Out Windows 8 http://bit.ly/1lBVy7W | Thursday, February 06, 2014 2:25:40 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's 2014 - Facebook Has Absolutely No Useful Purpose Anymore http://t.co/LniH3kM8sT | Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:39:08 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Are We For Real? http://bit.ly/1cqKvbc | Thursday, December 26, 2013 8:52:51 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Geeky Scripting Shit http://t.co/oTJbjW5NXq | Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:02:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Metro North Wasn't Fucking Around About SantaCon http://t.co/yWDr9dm4e5 | Saturday, December 14, 2013 8:14:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons http://t.co/OOzonxyJVW | Thursday, December 12, 2013 1:45:11 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The NY Mets Can't Sing for Shit http://bit.ly/18F5h5G | Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:22:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: #YeahJeets Hast Gotta Be 100% True Since It's On Barstool and Reddit http://t.co/lUgVuArMBI | Tuesday, November 19, 2013 1:23:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like an Asshole with Short Hair http://bit.ly/1coSMKk | Wednesday, November 13, 2013 2:55:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Fact that Some Local News Station Says that Connecticut has Great Pizza is Fucking Blasphemy http://t.co/sGZaTFzvRT | Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:13:30 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What's the Over/Under South Carolina Secedes from the Union Again? http://t.co/0P0HtvwNVg | Friday, October 04, 2013 2:01:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Moto X: No Jawbone Up Support? No Problem (Workaround) http://bit.ly/1eT8aTR | Monday, September 30, 2013 1:36:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is an Idiotic Study Regarding Texting and Lying http://bit.ly/184MCkj | Monday, September 09, 2013 9:41:06 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Lenovo CEO Shares Bonus With Employees; Big Fucking Deal http://t.co/jxTct1J7b7 | Monday, September 02, 2013 12:21:24 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: A History Lesson To Mr. Barack Hussein Obama http://bit.ly/17u4piK | Monday, September 02, 2013 3:15:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: MLB Is a Fucking Joke http://bit.ly/14eqroi | Monday, August 05, 2013 5:43:50 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA | Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You've Gotta Be Outside Your Mind To Be a Paid Sober Companion http://t.co/TE44G8gemh | Friday, July 26, 2013 11:31:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Texiera Injured his Vagina Again http://t.co/G4Z8AzJneX | Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:32:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Mad Jeesco http://t.co/hROTT98Rc3 | Wednesday, June 12, 2013 9:37:12 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ | Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d | Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:57:19 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: 'Murrrrrrica http://bit.ly/142tFJA | Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:29:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty http://bit.ly/13cDR3v | Monday, May 06, 2013 11:02:17 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get a Load of this Dickhead Corrupt Judge http://bit.ly/16b04Sv | Monday, May 06, 2013 1:04:42 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Test Blog http://t.co/0XkyfOXj1h | Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:14:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You Know What's An Utter Shitpile? Fucking Firefox http://t.co/eXlksmjkgu | Friday, April 05, 2013 1:12:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: 'Murrrrrrrica http://bit.ly/15JGVSK | Monday, March 25, 2013 1:29:33 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I'm Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out http://t.co/tbPfUeaKQ3 | Wednesday, March 20, 2013 1:29:38 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 | Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind? http://bit.ly/16nd5qk | Monday, March 11, 2013 7:59:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Twitter App Updated http://t.co/YQbQMzcpsT | Wednesday, February 20, 2013 11:57:29 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: There's Three Ways of Doing Things... http://t.co/YmiYoQV | Monday, February 18, 2013 2:19:13 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Can I Just Ask for One Thing? Just One http://t.co/Vc6i0xg | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:14:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: A Crowd Condition? Seriously? http://t.co/WLMvBoh | Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:33:49 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Name Winter Storms, You're Officially an Idiotic Organization http://bit.ly/WxTYnO | Wednesday, February 06, 2013 11:49:24 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It's Not Even Funny http://t.co/dVGVuTu | Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:38:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You've Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me... Stairway Drills? http://bit.ly/Wfgsvx | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 9:45:19 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Gotta Blog More, Snitches http://t.co/vkpvngm | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 1:41:30 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You're a Dumb Bitch http://t.co/kTg3yXG | Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:55:08 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Let Me Tell You How Batshit Crazy I Am, Bitches. http://bit.ly/11w2GYw | Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:26:50 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Using "Suck a Dick" In a Derogatory Way http://bit.ly/V8tcjU | Thursday, December 27, 2012 5:04:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right? http://bit.ly/12RwDQS | Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:59:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck a War http://bit.ly/103LRDm | Saturday, December 22, 2012 1:16:25 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatits http://t.co/MSSzXUu | Wednesday, December 19, 2012 11:26:22 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Testing 123 http://bit.ly/Us9qQ8 | Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:36:22 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Who Would I Rather Spend the Day With? Kate Upton or Dave Grohl http://bit.ly/12gzR02 | Monday, December 10, 2012 2:30:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |