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Biddies: "your the best" Me: "I'm the best what?" Wednesday, February 22, 2012 1:56:48 PMDELETED
My boy's priorities: you guys, video games, movies and alcohol Sunday, January 08, 2012 2:59:42 AMDELETED
Woo. The path:
http://t.co/jHBwTj8 		Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:47:50 PMDELETED
foursquare checkin the delancy 10002 Saturday, December 03, 2011 9:23:49 PMDELETED
You fucking Chiefs. I need your to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, your going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake Monday, November 21, 2011 10:05:36 PMDELETED
I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://t.co/DL9MJaT Friday, November 18, 2011 7:16:45 PMDELETED
@MalJNew Bring me a vodka Red Bull, joker Friday, November 18, 2011 6:01:49 PMDELETED
@nyJULZmd you spelled provolone like an irish joker Wednesday, June 22, 2011 12:01:12 AMDeleted
I'm so fucked... Sunday, June 12, 2011 12:59:04 AMDELETED
I'm at Wendy's 14th St (20 E 14th St, btw 5th & 6th Ave, New York) http://4sq.com/lLxHo4 Friday, June 03, 2011 10:23:06 PMDELETED
Now I'm sitting at tue bar all alone. #alcoholism Friday, May 13, 2011 5:24:39 PMDELETED
Just got to Philly. This city blows. Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:27:29 PMDELETED
Delicious! Wednesday, April 20, 2011 10:13:36 PMDELETED
I swear to God ... Wednesday, April 20, 2011 8:31:15 PMDELETED
I got hammered to celebrate @colithika 's bday and he's 2k miles away. luv u nigs. no homo Sunday, April 03, 2011 2:44:11 AMDELETED
The fuck is wrong wihth this whore Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:22:21 AMDELETED
@nyJULZmd fuck it, you stopped following me so u can't see this... whore urself out. 1 you're used to it. 2 it makes $$$ Friday, February 11, 2011 1:05:02 AMDeleted
@nyJULZmd jesus fucking christ... are you that broke... Friday, February 11, 2011 1:03:10 AMDeleted
To Keith's clitoris! Sunday, January 16, 2011 1:48:16 AMDELETED
@Novellabella why. You've been there? We all know it's bc I work there Saturday, January 08, 2011 3:19:10 AMDeleted
NEED XANAX AND ALCOHOL AND WEED AND VICODIN AND whatever the fuck else makes you calm Monday, January 03, 2011 2:00:06 AMDELETED
THEY THINK I'M OKAY. FUCK IT. I'M DONE Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:53:37 AMDeleted
YOU KNOW MIKE STARR? THE DRUGGIE ALCOHOLIC? FUCK HIM. I THREW MY IPOD ACROSS THE STREET IN A RAGE Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:52:59 AMDELETED
@dementedsoulx86 is my player Saturday, October 23, 2010 10:11:38 PMDELETED
Bob Shepherd, now Georgie? Jeez. Who's the next one to go? Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:31:55 AMDELETED
Another test yall Friday, June 25, 2010 2:24:47 AMDELETED
Test tweet, yo http://twitpic.com/1zqp0e Friday, June 25, 2010 2:23:47 AMDELETED
Follow @BPGlobalPR - it's satire is brilliant Tuesday, May 25, 2010 4:03:15 AMDELETED
Once someone gives a shit i'll cut this fucked up attitude out Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:17:13 AMDELETED
Really who cares anymores. Fuckin drink, fuckin smoke, fuckin be reckless... as long as u don't hurt anyone else who fuckin cares Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:16:23 AMDELETED
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
Dibs on this ass Friday, April 23, 2010 11:20:30 PMDELETED
Maaaaaaaaaaaaa. You succk but halp me Wednesday, April 21, 2010 3:13:10 AMDELETED
You tease assd cunt Wednesday, April 07, 2010 12:28:45 AMDELETED
So close no mater how far...... couldnt be more rrom the heart. And nothing else maters (aka who gives a fuck) Wednesday, March 31, 2010 2:52:03 AMDELETED
I don't care how drunk I am, a penis is always the answer. Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:38:41 AMDELETED
Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I like people to punch me real hard. It makes me feel good.<3 Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:31:31 AMDELETED
4 days until i drink myself into an emotionless stupor. not that i don't do that anyway Wednesday, February 10, 2010 6:00:15 AMDELETED
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:27:02 AMDELETED
Matthew connors: may 15 Johnny Damon is back in pinstrikes Sunday, January 31, 2010 1:59:30 AMDELETED
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
Dear me, why didn't i die in an earthquake? might as well. because what makes me so god damn special? i'll live on. but my life sux enjoy... Sunday, January 24, 2010 3:09:56 AMDELETED
Dear $500, I could probably feed 15 displaced Haitians right now but because I'm a stupid shit, I need to buy a cocksucking new phone Sunday, January 24, 2010 3:08:43 AMDELETED
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:58:33 AMDELETED
I FUCKING LIKE $500 FLASHLIGHTS. I'LL BUY THEM FOR EVERYONE. WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? FUCKIN CHRIST Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:18:25 AMDELETED
I AM SO FUCKED. and probably am out 500 FUCKING DOLLARS YOU STUPID SHITS Sunday, January 24, 2010 1:52:45 AMDELETED
@novellabella ok poor dan is sick of hearing from hammered fools stfu. Not that I'm any better.... I'm like 7 times worse Sunday, January 24, 2010 12:30:23 AMDELETED
Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AMDELETED
i swear to god. they are all out to cockblock me. someone fuckin kill me. christ. <3 you all but hate it Saturday, November 14, 2009 2:12:23 AMDELETED
i have "get away from me" written on my face, don't I? fuck all you goddamn cunt asses Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:48:17 AMDELETED
k smashed. good. fuck it all Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:42:41 AMDELETED
If I fuck this up, I'm hanging myself. It's all set up. Saturday, March 14, 2009 12:00:00 AMDELETED

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