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In Twitter jail. I really don't understand what the problem is with saying that a child rapist should be sent foot first through a wood chipper. [[ Image ]] Thursday, December 04, 2025 6:39:16 PMBlueSky
How can I make money trolling the maga dummies on X? I want in on this?!?! Friday, November 28, 2025 12:07:43 PMBlueSky
Engineer on my team asked our overnight team to approve a PR. Fuckin guy comments "looks good. approved" doesn't actually approve it, and then closes the PR with unmerged changes. My Brother in Christ, what is actually wrong with you? Tuesday, November 25, 2025 1:13:45 AMBlueSky
When they say something is spicy, is it socially acceptable to ask if it's white people spicy, or actually spicy? Tuesday, November 18, 2025 11:45:11 AMBlueSky
I am home alone and have the heat set to 62 and I'm in my glories Monday, November 17, 2025 10:57:33 PMBlueSky
Your network made it back Friday, November 14, 2025 8:48:11 PMBlueSky
I never find the need to drink wine until I have some wine and then I want more wine Monday, November 10, 2025 11:44:27 PMBlueSky
I've had enough of society. 3I/ATLAS better be an alien spaceship and it'll do us all a big favor wiping is out Tuesday, November 04, 2025 11:18:05 AMBlueSky
I can't believe the asshole LA Dodgers won the World Series again and Don Mattingly gets absolutely nothing his entire career. Sunday, November 02, 2025 9:49:27 PMBlueSky
Lol what even is this thread. The amount of energy this dude is exerting being big mad at your videos is one of the more puzzling things I've seen on the interwebs in a while. Saturday, October 18, 2025 2:13:05 AMBlueSky
Amateur hour, joining BlueSky and not even configuring their handle to be @dhs.gov. How am I supposed to take these pricks seriously? Saturday, October 18, 2025 1:58:16 AMBlueSky
Twitter is literally so bad. My algorithm is so bad. Monday, October 06, 2025 11:22:05 PMBlueSky
I've always been a fan of PowerShell, and thought I was nifty with this one script... TL;DR my Windows VM got corrupted and I didn't want the bloat, so I ported the script to bash on linux.

Result: bash script is so much simpler and they achieve the same exact thing đŸ˜¯ 		Monday, October 06, 2025 11:18:12 PMBlueSky
Update: couple are catchy, but meh. It's all recycled
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Sunday, October 05, 2025 8:54:21 AMBlueSky
Confession. I think my 6 yr old turned me into a Swiftie because I'm up listening to her new record and it slaps. Friday, October 03, 2025 1:11:13 AMBlueSky
These laws are so fucking stupid and put undue burden on tech companies. This increases costs and complexity.

Moron leadership in these stupid ass red states
In reply to @safety.bsky.app's post
 Sunday, September 28, 2025 9:08:03 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PMBlueSky
I'm watching a lady on TikTok do simple math on an abacus and I've never felt dumber in my life Wednesday, September 17, 2025 1:43:15 AMBlueSky
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Sunday, September 14, 2025 10:01:04 PMBlueSky
One way to give me an immediate emotional breakdown is to show me posts of people who just lost their dogs. Idk why this content shows up on my timeline and I don't know any of these people or their sweet dog, but it turns me into an instant mess. Sunday, September 14, 2025 9:59:44 PMBlueSky
Look at these union guys Thursday, September 04, 2025 9:59:00 AMBlueSky
I literally cannot take this article seriously. The Pixel 6 series was the biggest piece of shit Google ever launched, and this jerkoff is trying to say his 6 is better than the 10?

Get the hell out of here.
share.google/NeKXe9Ng97fC... 		Wednesday, September 03, 2025 12:34:14 AMBlueSky
Luna sleeps [[ Image ]] Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PMBlueSky
[[ Image ]] Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PMBlueSky
Shit guys. This gummy and this glass of wine and I'm gooooood right now Saturday, August 09, 2025 4:21:19 PMBlueSky
I love it when my intuition is correct. Tuesday, August 05, 2025 10:01:13 PMBlueSky
Testing my migration thingy... Tuesday, August 05, 2025 4:59:53 PMBlueSky
For example... [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts. Maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:38:28 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PMBlueSky
Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
🍄🌀✌ī¸đŸŒŒđŸš€ [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AMBlueSky
🍄✌ī¸đŸš€đŸŒŒ [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AMBlueSky
"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"

Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PMBlueSky
The Supreme Court stinks Friday, June 27, 2025 5:40:00 PMBlueSky
I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing...

But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. 		Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PMBlueSky
This is fine Saturday, June 21, 2025 11:19:18 PMBlueSky
Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AMBlueSky
I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years. Friday, June 20, 2025 4:42:36 PMBlueSky
I posted a picture of a mystic, psychedelic tree on insta and only my wifey liked it. Come on people. Do better.

Don't you realize trees are the coolest? 		Wednesday, June 11, 2025 10:15:23 PMBlueSky
UN is reporting that world fertility rates are in severe decline. Why is anyone shocked?

1) No one can afford to have a family
2) We're literally poisoning ourselves with plastic
3) pollution and synthetic pesticides are rampant

Just send a meteor. We need to hit control-alt-delete on the planet 		Tuesday, June 10, 2025 10:28:47 PMBlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes Tuesday, June 10, 2025 9:53:32 PMBlueSky
I've been here 20 minutes and Eddie is already telling me he banged three models Monday, June 09, 2025 5:47:39 PMBlueSky
Definitely don't eat a whole bunch of mushrooms and then listen to this track, or else you might be in for a little brain treat:

youtu.be/6PfYo-YYVPY?... 		Monday, June 09, 2025 6:11:18 AMBlueSky
People who go 45 mph when the speed limit is 55 are complete pricks Thursday, June 05, 2025 3:48:05 PMBlueSky
Yes, full on Dexter style Friday, May 30, 2025 7:41:02 PMBlueSky
Who shot that dog. I will find them and send them straight through the wood chipper. Foot first. Friday, May 30, 2025 6:41:39 PMBlueSky
My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it Friday, May 30, 2025 6:20:16 PMBlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PMBlueSky
Call me a weirdo, but M&Ms in in a glass of milk is đŸ”ĨđŸ”ĨđŸ”Ĩ

There's something about sweet, petroleum-dyed milk and the coldness of the M&Ms with their coating coming off that's top notch 		Thursday, May 29, 2025 11:19:27 AMBlueSky
Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PMBlueSky
I've been at the brewery for a bit, which means I'm 100% going to be getting the shits Saturday, May 24, 2025 5:13:06 PMBlueSky
Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AMBlueSky
Then they're *shocked* when the CEOs get unalived by disgruntled people.
In reply to @shenet.works's post
 Thursday, May 22, 2025 1:00:19 AMBlueSky
I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PMBlueSky
I wish I was able to form well organized thoughts and tell stories in a concise manner that hold people's attention because it feels really shitty when you're telling a story, struggling to get to the point and then you lose your audience Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:03:38 PMBlueSky
I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50.

Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot.

😞 		Wednesday, May 21, 2025 2:20:06 PMBlueSky
I made very poor decisions a month ago by picking Newark for a layover on my work trip because I didn't want to fly into DC's shitty collision-prone airspace, and now Newark is a useless, third world airport.

Going to need to change the flight. It's been getting cancelled every day. 		Thursday, May 15, 2025 11:47:51 PMBlueSky
The world totally ended in 2019. CERN blew us all up or something and put us on another timeline.

This is definitely The Bad Place. 		Sunday, May 11, 2025 12:49:18 AMBlueSky
Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect Saturday, May 03, 2025 2:28:43 AMBlueSky
Car dealership oil change waiting room coffee hits different Tuesday, April 29, 2025 10:14:25 AMBlueSky
Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?"

Me: 		Tuesday, April 29, 2025 2:52:48 AMBlueSky
The year is 2025 and politics are so bad, we're passing around George W. Bush videos of him sounding like a scholar and saying "ya know, we didn't like that guy back then, but I'd take him back" Saturday, April 26, 2025 1:04:05 AMBlueSky
I work from home. I'm not a creep. Leave me alone with this noise. Come on now, I'm no threat.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:58:04 PMBlueSky
This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
Get pizza. Go to Madison Square Park and see the Flatiron building (near there). Go to Barcade in Brooklyn

Staten Island ferry is free. There is nothing to do in Staten Island so go there for the free boat ride and views, and proceed to take it right back to Manhattan before it leaves again.
In reply to @snubs.bsky.social's post
 Wednesday, April 23, 2025 9:23:39 AMBlueSky
Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AMBlueSky
Trees are honestly the coolest. Each one tells a story. Thursday, April 17, 2025 6:54:51 PMBlueSky
Normalize Gen Z going wiki wild at the bar to Nickelback Thursday, April 17, 2025 12:01:33 AMBlueSky
The wokes are all boycotting Target now because they rolled back DEI... I was ahead of our time. Never cared for Target Wednesday, April 16, 2025 12:56:19 AMBlueSky
The year is 2025. People are buying weed at the store and eggs on the black market. 🤷‍♂ī¸ Tuesday, April 15, 2025 12:05:44 AMBlueSky
Maybe if Matt Mullenweg stopped being such a weenie, more devs would contribute, but he's picking an absurd battle with WP Engine and looks like a joker

www.searchenginejournal.com/wordpress-co... 		Wednesday, April 09, 2025 10:26:33 PMBlueSky
The United States sucks so much, that my US-based company decided to hold its team offsite IN ANOTHER COUNTRY because our offshore teams 1) Didn't want to come here 2) Were afraid to come here 3) Kept getting their visas denied

What a time to be alive. 		Friday, April 04, 2025 10:01:05 AMBlueSky
RIP Val Kilmer. My favorite weed sherpa www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONU... Wednesday, April 02, 2025 6:46:20 PMBlueSky
Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PMBlueSky
But isn't next.js just a react wrapper?
In reply to @endingwithali.com's post
 Tuesday, March 25, 2025 9:22:08 AMBlueSky
See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time.

screenrant.com/the-electric... 		Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AMBlueSky
Hot take: The Duffer Brothers and Netflix are assholes for taking so long to release the last season of Stranger Things.

Like how TF do you take from 2022 to 2025 to release one season when you had prepubescent actors that will look radically different?

9 years for 5 seasons is bananas 		Sunday, March 23, 2025 6:46:04 PMBlueSky
Almost all crime is targeted. It's truly bad luck to be part of a random incident of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

We have friends in a a "bad" neighborhood. Sure, everyone shoots guns in the air and there was a swat incident a few houses down but no one bothers them. 		Saturday, March 22, 2025 12:38:32 PMBlueSky
All the cabbage I ate is kicking in and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. 💨💨💨 Friday, March 21, 2025 3:01:01 AMBlueSky
Got a letter from the dealership trying to buy back out now totaled car for $4k less than insurance paid for it last fall. I won the car crash! Thursday, March 20, 2025 10:32:07 PMBlueSky
You had people writing assembly and shit back in the day and now we have dumbass languages like JavaScript
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:33:02 PMBlueSky
No shit. You have glyphosate and microplastics ruining us, and Gen Alpha is all "skibidi toilet" and shit. You ever see the kids today? They're all morons

futurism.com/neoscope/hum... 		Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:22:13 PMBlueSky
Y'all Friday, March 14, 2025 4:06:17 PMBlueSky
See, how did that happen? Because my dog goes nuts at the ding dong sound and we never had that kind of old school doorbell in her life ever. How'd she learn that?
In reply to @shenet.works's post
 Thursday, March 13, 2025 9:08:15 PMBlueSky
Oof that python section really hit home. Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:44:51 AMBlueSky
I didn't even get to Mexico yet and I already shit myself Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:29:37 AMBlueSky
See this is why I have psychopathic tendencies. Read the news about a house fire and saw a picture of them rescuing a dog and gave it an oxygen mask. Immediately cared about nothing else except the wellbeing of that dog. Wednesday, March 12, 2025 1:16:04 PMBlueSky
You can go right ahead and cancel the Yankees' season before it even starts because they're paying $36 million and $32 million to Cole and Stanton and they both have mother fuckin season ending injuries. The weak pricks. Monday, March 10, 2025 11:06:04 PMBlueSky
Is tonight the night the government makes us fuck around with our clocks for no good reason? Saturday, March 08, 2025 9:59:45 PMBlueSky
Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... 		Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PMBlueSky
Despite what the industry wants you to believe, there is absolutely no way to prove a natural diamond is conflict free. Some little kid was most likely murdered in Rwanda for it. Get lab grown - at least some 12 year old in a factory in China made it instead.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Monday, March 03, 2025 2:39:31 AMBlueSky
Diamonds are a scam. Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in Earth's crust. If anyone ever needs to buy diamonds for whatever reason, save your money and get lab grown because they're magnitudes cheaper and better quality than natural ones and it's the same exact thing. Monday, March 03, 2025 2:37:56 AMBlueSky
Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AMBlueSky
BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PMBlueSky
I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AMBlueSky
Someone merged a bad PR because we don't have validation CI on branches (which I have to fix) and the linting failed and I just fixed it directly in master like a boss Friday, February 21, 2025 7:33:50 PMBlueSky
They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them.

I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PMBlueSky
You buy cheap, you get cheap.

Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. 		Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AMBlueSky
And not married to a 60 year old guy đŸ¤Ŗ
In reply to @shenet.works's post
 Monday, February 17, 2025 7:48:28 PMBlueSky
In the year of our Lord 2025, why would anyone use anything other than USB-C for anything anymore? All of my micro USB cables broke. The very few devices I have left with micro USB are a pain for me to charge Monday, February 17, 2025 7:47:04 PMBlueSky
This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PMBlueSky
Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AMBlueSky
Not sure if anyone knows the Brian Jonestown Massacre, but I'm a huge fan (even though the front man Anton is wayyyy out there).

This other emerging artist Tess Parks collaborated with him a few years back and her music could be a drop in replacement for BJM 		Wednesday, February 12, 2025 12:22:58 PMBlueSky
I was a nutjob in my 20s. 30s are legit so chill Monday, February 10, 2025 8:52:04 PMBlueSky
Whoever thought Elon Musk would make such a bad president Saturday, February 08, 2025 9:57:05 PMBlueSky
youtu.be/9cVJr3eQfXc?... Thursday, February 06, 2025 9:48:35 AMBlueSky
My microwave broke a couple weeks ago, and the new one has a white LED display which is modern. It makes all of the rest of my appliances from the 2010s with green LEDs look very dated (dishwasher, stove, fridge) Thursday, February 06, 2025 1:13:36 AMBlueSky
I literally have been watching The Sopranos too much Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:06:40 PMBlueSky
My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PMBlueSky
Tax the churches, not Mexico, Canada or China! Sunday, February 02, 2025 4:38:19 PMBlueSky
It's gonna be 55 tomorrow? That's basically summertime bru Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:31:48 PMBlueSky
lol. She was just reporting a fact and I misinterpreted it as her supporting it. My b Thursday, January 30, 2025 2:00:54 PMBlueSky
This cannot be a real account. People are like "that's fascism" and she's like "yes it is" Thursday, January 30, 2025 12:35:38 PMBlueSky
WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies.

Have the day you deserve, asshat. 		Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AMBlueSky
This post deserves a Pulitzer Prize for wit and honesty Tuesday, January 28, 2025 6:57:00 PMBlueSky
You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PMBlueSky
Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" đŸ¤Ŗ [[ Image ]] Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PMBlueSky
They have your algorithm wrong. Mine is all dogs
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Sunday, January 19, 2025 11:51:36 AMBlueSky
Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PMBlueSky
Honestly who is still using TLS 1.0 and 1.1 in the year of our Lord 2025? Everyone should be on 1.3 anyways Saturday, January 18, 2025 10:35:42 AMBlueSky
I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AMBlueSky
Feel better Gemma! Speedy recovery
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Sunday, January 12, 2025 5:14:16 PMBlueSky
December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AMBlueSky
Google changed the assistant's voice and she went from a robotic prude to a saucy sounding minx Sunday, January 05, 2025 5:08:26 PMBlueSky
Holy shit, pseudoephedrine works wonders for congestion. Not that phenylephrine bullshit.

Why haven't I tried this earlier? 		Thursday, January 02, 2025 4:49:46 PMBlueSky
Tone sounded assey lol. Sry, didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm just mad at Ohio. I agree with you
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:57:03 PMBlueSky
It's Ohio in the winter with global warming. What do you expect? It'll dry out around May
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Sunday, December 29, 2024 8:56:30 PMBlueSky
I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PMBlueSky
I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good:

Wham - Last Christmas
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping 		Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AMBlueSky
Ain't no way I'm fostering a dog. They'd never get it back
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:13:07 AMBlueSky
Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PMBlueSky
We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AMBlueSky
Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AMBlueSky
Get rid of that thing. It can't run AimAdHack Sunday, December 22, 2024 7:17:23 PMBlueSky
Not sure when the mid-song key change fell out of favor (probably sometime in the 90s) but we need to bring them back immejitly Sunday, December 22, 2024 2:45:02 PMBlueSky
Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? ☃ī¸â„ī¸đŸŒ¨ī¸đŸĨļ Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PMBlueSky
Damn, the sun sets early there. I thought New York was bad. Do y'all have daylight savings debates there also?
In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post
 Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:25:45 PMBlueSky
I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PMBlueSky
Why do we even have to pay for anything? Money is stupid. I wish I had unlimited money so I can buy all the dogs anywhere anything they want or need Wednesday, December 18, 2024 12:54:07 PMBlueSky
NGL, the Creed - Higher / Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer mashup is kinda fire flames Saturday, December 14, 2024 2:16:37 AMBlueSky
In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts).

Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time 		Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AMBlueSky
Gen Alpha are a bunch of absolute morons. I can't wait for them to enter the workforce. They're just gonna sit around and be like "doo doo doop skibidi toilet. Ohio" all day long
In reply to @shenet.works's post
 Thursday, December 12, 2024 11:39:38 PMBlueSky
Yes [[ Image ]]
In reply to @shenet.works's post
 Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AMBlueSky
Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]] Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PMBlueSky
It's really just a lack of understanding. All it's supposed to do is provide typing indicators and higher quality media for now. The security is no worse than plain sms. Google is working on end to end implementation. I'd trust data in transit but it wouldn't be my choice for "secure" messaging Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:34:47 PMBlueSky
In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie"

If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. 		Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PMBlueSky
The infosec community is freaking out about unencrypted RCS between Android and iOS... It's not a big deal. Nothing changed, because green bubble sms was also unencrypted. Just don't send anything sensitive over it duh - there are better platforms for secure messaging Tuesday, December 10, 2024 9:22:26 AMBlueSky
Stop feeding her mayo
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Monday, December 09, 2024 11:57:32 AMBlueSky
Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
 Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AMBlueSky
I'm not sad about it
In reply to @shenet.works's post
 Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:07:40 AMBlueSky
Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins

Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me 		Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AMBlueSky
I hope I passed my AWS exam Wednesday, December 04, 2024 4:46:10 PMBlueSky
I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people. Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PMBlueSky
My cup runneth over
Like blood from a stone 		Tuesday, December 03, 2024 4:57:23 PMBlueSky
Which small Chevy SUV should I look at? A Trax, Trailblazer, or an Equinox? Tuesday, December 03, 2024 10:19:51 AMBlueSky
When's it going to snow? Who can make it snow? Sunday, December 01, 2024 11:55:07 AMBlueSky
I post this every 12/1. and wifey will never stop calling me an emo because of it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DCd...

(also, RIP Chester) 		Sunday, December 01, 2024 1:39:02 AMBlueSky
I am trying to leave politics and negativity off here and treat it like Twitter of 2010. But I posted one thing about Bitcoin and was immediately followed by like 6 cryptobro bots Saturday, November 30, 2024 6:41:19 PMBlueSky
Michigan isn't even great this year and how am I not surprised Ohio St. would mess this one up. Smh Saturday, November 30, 2024 3:44:13 PMBlueSky
I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AMBlueSky
Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PMBlueSky
Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PMBlueSky
Coinbase gave me $10 of Bitcoin in December 2017 (.001036 BTC).

This is now almost $100 		Friday, November 29, 2024 2:29:43 AMBlueSky
Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're totally those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids meet up with school friends to play legos, soccer and football.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:52:56 AMBlueSky
Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids play legos, soccer and football
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:49:58 AMBlueSky
Now that I'm elderly, I totally do not miss being home from college or returning back to fam for Thanksgiving and getting schmammered at the bar the night before with all your high school peeps.

The highlight of the day was hibachi, drive through Christmas lights, and kids playing nonstop 		Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:48:24 AMBlueSky
Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AMBlueSky
The Pentel EnerGel 0.7 needle tip, purple ink pen is a really sick pen. Works great

Yeah. I rock the purple ink. Whatcha gon' do about it? 		Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:08 AMBlueSky
If the boomers were a generation, do we at least get to rename Z or alpha to busters? That'd be cute in the history books Tuesday, November 26, 2024 12:45:07 AMBlueSky
Two day work week. Literally what do they expect me to do? I'll be studying for my AWS cert for two days straight Monday, November 25, 2024 10:18:14 AMBlueSky
You mean to tell you that you don't want some free meals provided every once in a while đŸ¤Ŗ
In reply to @sj.wtf's post
 Monday, November 25, 2024 10:17:29 AMBlueSky
The trees are always whispering to me Saturday, November 23, 2024 10:20:23 PMBlueSky
Everyone loves summer but I am energized by cold weather Friday, November 22, 2024 8:44:44 AMBlueSky
You ever watch The Good Place? This is Chidi to a tee. I didn't know there was a term for it. Thursday, November 21, 2024 10:45:06 AMBlueSky
Exactly. I read all news sources, no matter which direction they're biased. You need to see how everyone is thinking and get an understanding of it. Whether or not you agree is a different story but it opens you up to discussion and understanding
In reply to @ad8g.net's post
 Wednesday, November 20, 2024 12:46:38 PMBlueSky
No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AMBlueSky
Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AMBlueSky
My arm is incredibly sore from chucking all those 45s into my concrete wall Sunday, November 17, 2024 6:23:46 PMBlueSky
I had a gem of a reply to this, but made a conscious decision to leave politics off BlueSky. I'll still troll with it on Elon's shitty site though Sunday, November 17, 2024 4:50:17 PMBlueSky
My goal for this account is to bring back the goofiness of what I used to post to Twitter back when it was new (<2010)

Whether it's tech or me being a lunatic, I just want to be lighthearted in this crazy world. So while I have tendencies to be negative, I really don't want to bring that to BlueSky 		Sunday, November 17, 2024 10:18:58 AMBlueSky
The only acceptable answer here is to not use the Pixel 6 series. Worst phone I've ever owned. So many problems and fragile. I ran out of insurance claims and ended up downgrading to the 5 before getting my 8 Pro

www.androidpolice.com/google-pixel... 		Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:47:36 AMBlueSky
Update: I rigged it to work because I never give up when something is busted Sunday, November 17, 2024 3:28:28 AMBlueSky
Welcome to Bluesky! I couldn't stand how toxic X was so I came over here and left all the political nonsense back there!

So much better! 		Sunday, November 17, 2024 1:12:29 AMBlueSky
I am so defeated đŸ˜Ĩ Sunday, November 17, 2024 12:19:10 AMBlueSky
I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons.

Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working.

Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed ☚ī¸ 		Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PMBlueSky
Also my wife "you're on your gloomy bastard music again"
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:20:25 PMBlueSky
Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PMBlueSky
Recalled because they forgot to label that it didn't contain milk. It's butter! What do you think it contains?

Then they wonder why food prices are through the roof.

www.yahoo.com/news/popular... 		Saturday, November 16, 2024 1:02:04 PMBlueSky
Everyone's driving like a slow today Friday, November 15, 2024 1:55:01 PMBlueSky
I woke up and today stinks Friday, November 15, 2024 9:37:41 AMBlueSky
gm
In reply to @ad8g.net's post
 Friday, November 15, 2024 1:38:30 AMBlueSky
For my mortgage, I have a dedicated checking acct with partial direct deposits just enough to cover it + a little padding, and the remainder goes to another acct.

After last year's escrow increases, December's mortgage payment will overdraft my account by $1.38, so now I need to adjust shit :/ 		Friday, November 15, 2024 12:56:02 AMBlueSky
The original images didn't load for me at first, but now they both work. Growing pains! Lots of "Invalid Handle" errors today also Thursday, November 14, 2024 4:53:35 PMBlueSky
It's so refreshing seeing people come over here from that shitty Elon website Monday, November 11, 2024 7:33:23 PMBlueSky
I have a giant cleaning list to complete and am getting started... NOW. This is gonna take a while Monday, November 11, 2024 1:40:30 PMBlueSky
Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]]
In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post
 Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PMBlueSky
Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards.
In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post
 Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AMBlueSky
This is concerning because with the prices of everything, I can barely break even on the basics. I feel like I've already been saving up and have nothing to show for it. Everything's illiquid and does not help me now. Thursday, November 07, 2024 2:01:35 PMBlueSky
If Elon is so worried about population loss, he should just bankroll everyone's child related expenses. He can afford it. Should just be able to upload a receipt and get instantly reimbursed. Monday, November 04, 2024 12:39:45 PMBlueSky
It really needs to be Halloween already on the grounds that I've already broken into the two giant Costco bags of candy for the Trick or Treaters. At this rate, I won't have any left! Monday, October 28, 2024 1:03:45 AMBlueSky
No one uses Bluesky. I really wish more tech people came over here instead of remaining on wacky Elon's 𝕏 bullshit Tuesday, October 22, 2024 4:55:06 PMBlueSky
Who else is here because they're tired of Elon poisoning X with his far right absurd billionaire opinions and cultish ways...

I mean, too many people are still on X so now I have to check both 		Saturday, October 19, 2024 6:44:09 PMBlueSky
Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere.

Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again 		Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AMBlueSky
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378!

(Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AMBlueSky
Hello Bluesky! It's been a hot minute? What's been going on around here? Tuesday, August 13, 2024 5:07:59 PMBlueSky
Y'all. Hot take: Slim Shady is back. I don't care how much Gen Z hates Eminem, or how irrelevant he was for the past decade (minus a few collabs). Dude dropped a fire jam that immediately transported me back to middle school. Sunday, June 09, 2024 9:52:52 PMBlueSky
Either Verizon 5GUW (CBand) in my neighborhood got better, or the Pixel 8 finally has the radio firmware sorted and it's better at staying connected to 5GUW than it was a few months ago. Used to drive me nuts and always bounced to LTE or fake 5G constantly. Now it's solid Tuesday, June 04, 2024 12:53:03 AMBlueSky
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever 		Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AMBlueSky
It's always the trees that call out to me Sunday, April 28, 2024 10:24:48 PMBlueSky
Taylor Swift dropped a new album or something. Why do I have to work? It should be a national holiday Friday, April 19, 2024 10:28:46 AMBlueSky
My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus Instagram videos and she's gotta fucking stop because it's so gd creepy. It's literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk.

This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing đŸ¤Ļ‍♂ī¸ 		Monday, April 01, 2024 12:56:25 AMBlueSky
I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AMBlueSky
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:13:54 PMBlueSky
Me trying to clean up someone's 4 year old, unmaintained typescript where they didn't lock packages to a version and now everything is deprecated! [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:30:48 AMBlueSky
Plastic was the worst thing invented. Prove me wrong.

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/p... 		Wednesday, March 20, 2024 9:20:00 AMBlueSky
This meeting needs to end already. It's 15 minutes over, they're beating the dead horse, and it's after 5 on a Friday and I'm the only one on Eastern Time on the call.

I'm in a whole mood rn 		Friday, March 15, 2024 5:15:35 PMBlueSky
Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PMBlueSky
I simply don't understand why people would be against this. What do you have to lose?

www.cnn.com/2024/03/07/h... 		Thursday, March 07, 2024 10:42:55 AMBlueSky
It's absolutely enraging that I live in the most populated township in my county and they still have railroad crossings across main ass roads like it's still farmland.

You get a long ass, slow train at rush hour and everything is fucked 		Wednesday, March 06, 2024 4:48:21 PMBlueSky
Anyone want to gift my poor ass a Raspberry Pi 5 to replace an old desktop I'm running Gitlab CE on? It' running on an old Intel Sandy Bridge and is now slow AF. Wednesday, March 06, 2024 9:58:46 AMBlueSky
I'm low key a little pissed how quickly Bitcoin is rising because I'm in this for the long run and enjoyed buying small amounts at a discount in the 20k range. I wish it stayed there for a while before going to the moon Tuesday, March 05, 2024 12:27:17 AMBlueSky
What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:07 PMBlueSky
Snapple isn't even a thing anymore since they moved away from glass bottles. Prove me wrong. Saturday, March 02, 2024 1:02:57 PMBlueSky
Bluesky has #hashtags now! Hooruh! Thursday, February 29, 2024 4:39:44 PMBlueSky
Bluesky is great but there still aren't enough people on here to interact with Sunday, February 25, 2024 10:04:18 AMBlueSky
Finish the sentence of the article "...Is going to mysteriously end up dead"

(And big pharma may or may not be to blame. Just think how much money they'd lose if cancer was cured) [[ Image ]] 		Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:28:02 PMBlueSky
I am SO tempted to sell wifey's earth diamond and replace it with a better quality lab grown diamond 4-5x cheaper... I could use that cash right now.

Absolutely absurd I had that amount of money to throw away on the most abundant element in the universe. Now, I'm a GD poor. 		Tuesday, February 20, 2024 11:36:54 AMBlueSky
I say let lab grown diamond prices tumble. There is zero reason to waste so much money on a fucking piece of carbon. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference between lab and natural diamonds anyway.

markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodi... 		Sunday, February 18, 2024 8:00:15 PMBlueSky
Typical bullshit where if I stand at a bar, I get ignored Saturday, February 17, 2024 3:39:30 PMBlueSky
Old Men
2024 		Saturday, February 17, 2024 12:24:58 AMBlueSky
I mean... Again. The charts on Feb 10, 1996. Absolute BANGERS0. The 90s slapped [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:03:34 PMBlueSky
Twitter can suck it because their ad targeting is garbage. Above 35? What do they think I'm some kind of antique? [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 7:47:16 PMBlueSky
FIRE HYDRANTS FROM TAYLOR'S BOOTH Sunday, February 11, 2024 10:47:54 PMBlueSky
Did Alicia Keys age a day since like 2002? The only acceptable answer is no, not at all Sunday, February 11, 2024 8:29:12 PMBlueSky
Super Bowl drinking game: take a shot every time they cut to Taylor Sunday, February 11, 2024 6:28:02 PMBlueSky
Who's gonna win the Taylor Bowl tomorrow? Saturday, February 10, 2024 6:17:15 PMBlueSky
I'm so annoyed right now. Went to Walmart to pick up one photo order and left it in my cart. Someone took the car when I went back 30 seconds after I realized it and now it's gone Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:12:28 PMBlueSky
I really wish more people would come over to Bluesky from that nonsensical Elon app. I feel like the algo on 𝕏 just shows you tweets you politically disagree with to start internet arguments Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26:52 PMBlueSky
Ladies and gentlemen... Testicles. That is all. Saturday, February 10, 2024 4:05:40 AMBlueSky
Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image

portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AMBlueSky
Testing and stuff like that Friday, February 09, 2024 12:49:49 PMBlueSky
Yeah, that worked [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Friday, February 09, 2024 12:23:21 AMBlueSky
I need to post something newer than the last datetimestamp of my BSky posts I'm archiving to my DB to test something. This is that update Friday, February 09, 2024 12:22:16 AMBlueSky
This is a post with two images so I can test retrieving them from the API. Working on some things 😃 [[ Image 1 | Image 2 ]] Wednesday, February 07, 2024 7:11:07 PMBlueSky
I'm a hap, hap, happy dog. I'm a happy, happy happy dog! [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 06, 2024 8:41:45 PMBlueSky
There were some bangers out in January 1998. I was rockin' out to all these in 3rd grade like a boss! [[ Image ]] Friday, January 26, 2024 12:31:54 PMBlueSky
Hello beautiful Bluesky people đŸĻ‹ Tuesday, January 23, 2024 10:50:55 AMBlueSky
Welp, I just went down that rabbit hole...
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
 Monday, January 01, 2024 1:23:52 PMBlueSky

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