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Off to watch the Yankees, followed by Batman Begins, followed by ordering books Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:23:48 PMtwhirl
So you'd think after getting up this early at my conference all weekend that I'd be easy to get up for work. Not Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:27:26 AMtwhirl
Pay me you stupid fucks. What kind of a goddamn place has you work for a month and you get no paycheck. Tuesday, July 22, 2008 1:52:13 AMtwhirl
Holy fucking shit. Just got the book list for next year and I'm so screwed. This might be up to $700 Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:54:40 AMtwhirl
Home. Mass twitter update for the night: Dinner, Yankee game, mad paperwork, unpacking, then work the next day Monday, July 21, 2008 7:03:56 PMtwhirl
K, going to bed. Not many updates until I'm home Monday. Sunday, July 20, 2008 12:14:31 AMtwhirl
Conference in Indiana until Monday. No further updates. Friday, July 18, 2008 5:52:22 AMtwhirl
Packing Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:14:08 PMtwhirl
Where the hell are my contact lenses? Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:14:08 PMtwhirl
I just smelled a lily in my garden, now pollen is up my nose and I can't get rid of the smell. Grr. Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:29:02 PMtwhirl
You mean 8e6 blocks websites? News to me... :P Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:24:08 PMtwhirl
@Waspito how about i work and im tired
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:46:02 PMtwhirl
@Waspito Upload a twitter icon, Marc. I;m sick of seeing the default o_O
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Wednesday, July 16, 2008 11:38:13 PMtwhirl
Keith cash your damn check already, you're screwing up my account balance Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:23:19 PMtwhirl
EVAC meeting Wednesday, July 16, 2008 7:03:24 PMtwhirl
Mozilla semi ruined control-tab with an ugly thumbnail preview. It's only a1, I still have full confidence they will improve it. Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:41:16 PMtwhirl
@Waspito GUYYYY Still drunk?
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
 Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:09:01 PMtwhirl
Time for work! Wednesday, July 16, 2008 7:14:48 AMtwhirl
Bed. Ger Wednesday, July 16, 2008 2:01:43 AMtwhirl
all stars Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:58:47 PMtwhirl
I end up losing $50 every mother fucking day in this cocksucker piece of shit stock market. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:38:29 PMtwhirl
fuck my life Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:53:28 PMtwhirl
Good morning! Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:28:22 AMtwhirl
It's 2:30AM. I need to be up in 4 hours. Fuck it. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:31:24 AMtwhirl
dinner for marc's birthday Monday, July 14, 2008 6:06:19 PMtwhirl
Once again... Too early. How am I supposed to deal with these 8AMs in the fall? Monday, July 14, 2008 7:15:49 AMtwhirl
What the hell am I doing with my life. Ugh. Sunday, July 13, 2008 11:14:25 PMtwhirl
"Where's the shut up button" -John Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:40:16 PMtwhirl
Mmm. Corona and dual 9s Sunday, July 13, 2008 2:27:30 PMtwhirl
Let the LAN party begin! Sunday, July 13, 2008 12:46:42 PMtwhirl
Pink cloud has now turned to gray Sunday, July 13, 2008 1:22:49 AMtwhirl
@ky9 Firefox works just fine, don't you worry.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:41:39 PMtwhirl
Anyone wanna see WALL-E? Saturday, July 12, 2008 3:10:42 PMtwhirl
Yay Yankee offense! Now learn to pitch, Rasner Saturday, July 12, 2008 1:52:31 PMtwhirl
Good morning. Also, Yankees suck =( Saturday, July 12, 2008 1:40:14 PMtwhirl
I love my metal 7-11 slurpee straw Saturday, July 12, 2008 12:10:18 AMtwhirl
Out for the night. Will definitely be getting a slurpee bc today's 7/11 Friday, July 11, 2008 8:38:24 PMtwhirl
@ky9 I'd totally be up for Levee food. Dammit!
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, July 11, 2008 5:02:33 PMtwhirl
I'm hungry Friday, July 11, 2008 4:27:13 PMtwhirl
Helly yeah, cable management! Friday, July 11, 2008 12:49:10 PMtwhirl
Once again, way too early for me to be up... Friday, July 11, 2008 7:25:13 AMtwhirl
I'm gonna read the last 2 Harry Potter books again Thursday, July 10, 2008 10:36:43 PMtwhirl
Way to lose ground in the standings, morons. Thursday, July 10, 2008 10:13:11 PMtwhirl
Joe Girardi is fully responsible for the 2nd run & Posada's error becase Jorge is NOT a first baseman and said before he didnt like it there Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:46:04 PMtwhirl
8:05PM and that bitch didnt cook me dinner yet bc she was running around all day, Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:06:05 PMtwhirl
Heading back to work (even though there's nothing to do) Thursday, July 10, 2008 1:37:19 PMtwhirl
Apple is a piece of shit. I specifically checked "do not install Apple updater" and it does anyway. Thursday, July 10, 2008 1:07:11 PMtwhirl
Yay work. (Remind me to get a better job next year) Thursday, July 10, 2008 7:41:37 AMtwhirl
Bed. Should have been there hours ago. Thursday, July 10, 2008 12:59:18 AMtwhirl
Bored. Maybe I should read that book I need to for FYM this fall. Or go to bed so I dont wake up dead at 7am Wednesday, July 09, 2008 10:45:41 PMtwhirl
I love how I give advice to people on shit I completely fail at, and it works for them, yet I cannot save myself... Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:35:39 PMtwhirl
Watchin Harry Potter Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:00:45 PMtwhirl
2008-07-09 20:34:44 Wednesday, July 09, 2008 4:34:44 PMtwhirl
Google finally rolled out the fix where their labels were misaligned in Firefox 3! Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:58:16 PMtwhirl
It's too early! Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:40:54 AMtwhirl
Tired Wednesday, July 09, 2008 1:57:07 AMtwhirl
@Colithika Fuckin A. I'm workin @ greenvale tomorrow n woulda stopped by during my lunch.
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
 Tuesday, July 08, 2008 11:22:19 PMtwhirl
Computer down for maintenance (should increase performance of KillingFloor server) Tuesday, July 08, 2008 8:49:15 PMtwhirl
Chill night. Go Yanks! Tuesday, July 08, 2008 8:28:37 PMtwhirl
I swear, this job's too early Tuesday, July 08, 2008 7:14:26 AMtwhirl
@askmeques http://www.google.com/help/ig/images/navigation.jpg
In reply to @askmeques's tweet
 Monday, July 07, 2008 6:55:12 PMtwhirl
The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good.

But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content. 		Monday, July 07, 2008 6:45:43 PMtwhirl
blargh. *plops down and shuts mind off* Monday, July 07, 2008 5:58:25 PMtwhirl
@ky9 Way to use Twitter as your personal emo shoutbox
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Monday, July 07, 2008 4:40:30 PMtwhirl
Ugh. Shit. Work. Monday, July 07, 2008 7:04:36 AMtwhirl
KF 2.5 is sweet. Now, bed Monday, July 07, 2008 2:48:40 AMtwhirl
Trying KillingFloor 2.5 Monday, July 07, 2008 1:53:22 AMtwhirl
Killing zombies Monday, July 07, 2008 12:38:10 AMtwhirl
Brett Gardener wins it in the 10th!!!!!! Sunday, July 06, 2008 11:38:06 PMtwhirl
My grandma to A-Rod regarding the ball: "Make believe it's your wife's head" Sunday, July 06, 2008 11:08:51 PMtwhirl
Bottom of the 9th action! Go Yanks! Sunday, July 06, 2008 11:05:59 PMtwhirl
My grandma is awesome. She didn't see a diving stop by Lowell and asked a second later: "What's he doing on the floor" Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:49:52 PMtwhirl
Youklis sweats like a faucet Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:42:04 PMtwhirl
Dibs are delicious Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:38:35 PMtwhirl
BALLS! We didn't need that. Sunday, July 06, 2008 9:57:17 PMtwhirl
Laz Diaz is a horrible umpire Sunday, July 06, 2008 9:50:45 PMtwhirl
YOU TELL HIM JOE!!!!!! Sunday, July 06, 2008 9:48:40 PMtwhirl
Fuckin' A, Joba Sunday, July 06, 2008 9:24:19 PMtwhirl
Fireworks lol Sunday, July 06, 2008 9:08:18 PMtwhirl
Is it me, or are the commercials between innings shorter (on ESPN)? Sunday, July 06, 2008 8:45:28 PMtwhirl
Joe Morgan and Jon Miller are AWFUL commentators. ESPN needs to fire them immediately. Sunday, July 06, 2008 8:30:19 PMtwhirl
Time for Yanks/Sox. Go Joba! Sunday, July 06, 2008 7:48:19 PMtwhirl
My grandma just asked me if I had a good time at "7 Flags" lol Sunday, July 06, 2008 6:39:19 PMtwhirl
BBQ #3 of the weekend. Jeeeeeeeeeeez Sunday, July 06, 2008 4:14:19 PMtwhirl
Time to go see what built up on the DVR for me to watch. Sunday, July 06, 2008 1:48:35 PMtwhirl
Vacuuming the house. The mother isn't pleased that I tracked mud everywhere Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:44:22 PMtwhirl
Is it bad if my piss smells like beer? (I apologize to you ppl who stalk my Twitter.. TMI) Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:12:41 PMtwhirl
Facebook damage repaired. Somone keep me off facebook when that hapens. Jeeeeeez Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:07:18 AMtwhirl
fuckina a awkward. so my dad picks me up from a party n im wasted... omg bed then sunday stuff Sunday, July 06, 2008 2:41:59 AMtwhirl
Beer-B-Q Time Saturday, July 05, 2008 6:05:38 PMtwhirl
Time for sausage and peppers Saturday, July 05, 2008 3:31:27 PMtwhirl
Just fixed my weather radar grabber program. It now centers on the right location and starts with a roadmap, not the overhead satellite view Saturday, July 05, 2008 1:41:56 PMtwhirl
Wooo, just added a flash Twitter feed to portfolioso.com while maintaining XHTML Strict validation. Jeesh Saturday, July 05, 2008 2:38:47 AMtwhirl
I HATE how my mom always walks in, looks at my screen, reads whatever's up & comments on it. Not that it's anything bad, but it's annoying. Saturday, July 05, 2008 2:06:41 AMtwhirl
Bad news for ya. After a more careful, further analysis of that thing, I strongly disapprove. What next/ how do I handle this issue? Friday, July 04, 2008 11:22:57 PMtwhirl
Why would anyone ever spell Jeff as Geoff. Friday, July 04, 2008 10:10:36 PMtwhirl
@ky9 I don't think we have other friends on here, but we should invite them and tell them about it. It's more fun that way
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Friday, July 04, 2008 8:40:18 PMtwhirl
My grandpa just called a laptop a clapboard Friday, July 04, 2008 6:14:26 PMtwhirl
Goddammit, Johnny Damon's hurt Friday, July 04, 2008 2:18:35 PMtwhirl
Well that sucked. Yankees </3 Thursday, July 03, 2008 11:29:47 PMtwhirl
Off to tailgate @ Yankee Stadium. Yanks. Sox. Rockin' the Stache. Cannot get any better. Go Yankees! Thursday, July 03, 2008 3:10:26 PMtwhirl
Work closed early for the 4th of July weekend. They better be paying me full hours anyway. Thursday, July 03, 2008 2:57:14 PMtwhirl
Here's to another long, miserable day of bitchwork Thursday, July 03, 2008 7:07:38 AMtwhirl

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