| New blog post: Who Would I Rather Spend the Day With? Kate Upton or Dave Grohl http://bit.ly/12gzR02 | Monday, December 10, 2012 2:30:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get a Load of This Goofball Cop Blocking Traffic For Stupid Ass Ducks http://bit.ly/QAUhhD | Monday, December 03, 2012 12:34:30 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: See, I called It http://bit.ly/UWBzzy | Tuesday, November 27, 2012 8:43:43 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Post that Dumb-As-Shit Facebook Legal Disclaimer on Your Wall, You're a Tool Bag http://t.co/DaWKzkU | Monday, November 26, 2012 11:29:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Yearly Black Friday Rant http://t.co/AMLuWcV | Friday, November 23, 2012 2:07:18 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: How Pimp is This Stache Watch? http://t.co/htUDrqK | Friday, November 16, 2012 3:34:02 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: It's a Fucking Insult that Jeter and Cano Won Silver Sluggers http://bit.ly/YYdf3E | Friday, November 09, 2012 11:10:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is This The Best Voicemail Ever, or is this the Best Voicemail Ever? http://bit.ly/Qyc8Tm | Friday, October 05, 2012 1:56:02 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Something Intelligent People Should Know, Especially People Who Took Bio http://bit.ly/UQXsAF | Friday, September 14, 2012 12:48:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Legit Got Creeped Out And Pulled My Previous Blog Post http://t.co/EBDDUru | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 12:36:08 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Deepak Chopra Sherpa Meditation Dude Is Kind of Right http://t.co/YA2JwbN | Tuesday, September 04, 2012 1:44:29 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4 | Sunday, September 02, 2012 5:25:44 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The 4/5 Lexington Avenue Line Runs Like Dick http://bit.ly/O3HVMO | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 9:17:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is Why TC Is My Boy http://bit.ly/NFuHDb | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:10:22 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Nice Haircut, Dickhead http://t.co/n1dRgRZ | Monday, August 13, 2012 8:09:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Danny is a Crazy Fuck http://t.co/Vlgcf5Q | Sunday, August 05, 2012 8:47:31 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ | Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:59:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: About Fuckin Time New York City Has a Rock Station Again http://t.co/tc1HjV6 | Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:21:03 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: iPhone 5 Speculators Are Jackasses http://t.co/78JmMl2 | Friday, August 03, 2012 9:12:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ | Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You're a Cunt http://bit.ly/MmAqSt | Thursday, August 02, 2012 7:35:33 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows http://t.co/Ugr3O1Z | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:29:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Consuela http://bit.ly/OhFLVf | Monday, July 23, 2012 2:04:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Eddie Vedder, Sing Me to Sleep http://t.co/33Pcuvx | Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:47:11 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I have No Mercy For People Who Kill Themselves on Train Tracks and Delay My Commute http://bit.ly/NhmyGw | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:57:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE | Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Stop Asking Me About Work When I Get Home http://t.co/som0zpL | Thursday, July 05, 2012 8:06:38 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: tldb; http://t.co/sP4VG9w | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 12:45:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: On This Day In History http://bit.ly/KQR4oj | Friday, June 01, 2012 10:20:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bunch of Ballers over at Verizon: 300MBPS FiOS? JEEZ http://bit.ly/JvtZVG | Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:27:54 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: CUNCEL DA ELECTION http://bit.ly/Ku3Lr3 | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 1:59:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welcome to the United States, Mother Fuckers http://t.co/rfJ0yGA | Friday, May 25, 2012 1:17:25 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fuck Verizon Wireless For Not Updating My Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/LsBCCB | Monday, May 21, 2012 12:59:46 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: More Flawless Logic (Verified by D-Porpz) http://bit.ly/JnZ1y2 | Friday, May 18, 2012 2:13:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dave Grohl Is a Motherfuckin BOSS http://bit.ly/KviOQE | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 2:06:04 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k | Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:21:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal? http://bit.ly/JLysqX | Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:55:16 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Grammar Pet Peeve: People Who Use Most + [adjective]+est http://bit.ly/KL5lkr | Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:06:06 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning? http://bit.ly/JX5YI4 | Monday, May 07, 2012 10:29:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace http://bit.ly/JssPNP | Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:03:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Use a Dog Ball Thrower, You're a Pussy http://bit.ly/JE2luf | Friday, April 27, 2012 12:53:51 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bring Me This Inflatable Water Mat! http://bit.ly/HHrzaF | Saturday, April 14, 2012 11:19:03 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Something New Now: I Fall Asleep Standing Up On Subways Like a Damn Horse http://t.co/zXQNxJN | Friday, April 13, 2012 1:20:37 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Want To Put a Stop To Police Chiefs Getting Killed in Drug Busts? Stop Doing Drug Busts http://t.co/5T9JzHU | Friday, April 13, 2012 12:53:46 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb | Monday, April 09, 2012 1:03:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pretty Sure The Fucking 4 and 5 Trains Cut 12 Years off My Life http://bit.ly/HZsort | Thursday, April 05, 2012 4:51:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA http://bit.ly/GXZias | Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:09:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Flawless Logic, Revisited http://t.co/fuWq9c6 | Saturday, March 24, 2012 2:05:07 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Pretty Sure This Onion Article Is Spot On http://t.co/pCdgJXS | Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:24:32 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: US Now Imprisoning People for Internet Crimes Who Haven't Even Set Foot Here http://t.co/3o7CTcl | Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:15:08 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Megaupload Is Really Going to Help the Government Get Their Files Back? Fuuuuuuuck Thatttttt! http://t.co/5XQlNoa | Monday, March 19, 2012 11:47:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: You're an Idiot If You Drive a Car Into An Ocean http://t.co/2pOI8ra | Monday, March 19, 2012 8:28:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Announcing Emilio's Big Guys' 2012 Roster http://t.co/vlWYGNN | Monday, March 19, 2012 12:16:28 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson http://t.co/vY99gZa | Friday, March 09, 2012 10:55:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Microsoft is Delusional) http://t.co/aMr9Pow | Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:56:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Hey Google, Pick Me as CEO of Motorola Mobility http://bit.ly/xI0uFS | Saturday, February 25, 2012 11:58:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dumbass Experts Over at LifeHacker Think They Know How to Send Back Food http://bit.ly/wLpMWL | Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:36:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is Big Ang's Daughter A Smokeshow? http://t.co/Pgk706x | Thursday, February 23, 2012 12:43:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Another Reason I'm Glad I Left SurpassHosting http://t.co/hi5XNVj | Monday, February 20, 2012 5:43:15 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is a Bunch of Nonsense http://bit.ly/A08uT3 | Monday, February 20, 2012 5:16:15 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Keep it Up, America! http://t.co/mBJJHjb | Monday, February 20, 2012 3:15:02 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Study Says Android Users Constantly Bring Their Phones to the Shitter http://bit.ly/wwKRSw | Monday, January 30, 2012 10:25:17 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Fidel Castro Hit The Nail on the Head http://t.co/ayqPUQc | Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:49:03 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Liberty is Gone: The Gov't Can Force You to Reveal Encryption Passwords http://t.co/7HB2JVq | Monday, January 23, 2012 11:44:30 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: My Mouse is Pissing Me Off http://t.co/XRu7NCD | Monday, January 23, 2012 8:19:49 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Get Ready to Go to War With Iran, Mother Fuckers! http://bit.ly/x124fJ | Monday, January 23, 2012 11:14:13 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Indirect Censorship: FileSonic Removes Sharing - Creativity Doomed http://t.co/OlsrB1T | Monday, January 23, 2012 10:29:55 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: These Republican Debates Are a Bunch of Garbage http://t.co/PR8jV7P | Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:16:18 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welp, Glad I Protested for No Reason... (Rant of the Century) http://t.co/ITZ37hv | Thursday, January 19, 2012 1:10:36 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Social Media Don't Lie http://t.co/P1MBbrM | Monday, January 16, 2012 9:18:42 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Welp, Looks Like My Brain is Fucked http://bit.ly/wP7bwL | Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:02:50 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video] http://t.co/E8QCZsu | Friday, January 13, 2012 2:01:02 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ridiculous Tweets from Arizona http://t.co/rWqWYiD | Thursday, January 12, 2012 12:04:55 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear... http://bit.ly/AhEGRT | Wednesday, January 11, 2012 8:51:06 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Big Ang on Mob Wives is Absolutely Tearing it Up http://t.co/BbyoDMb | Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:50:00 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Vinny From Jersey Shore Needs to Stop Being Such a Pussy http://bit.ly/yRanbt | Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:41:49 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rick Santorum Is an Official Joke and Should Kill Himself http://bit.ly/xq5X67 | Friday, January 06, 2012 1:15:15 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Had the Master Plan http://t.co/VYZVjxB | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:24:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime http://bit.ly/u3zpBS | Monday, January 02, 2012 1:26:02 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: What the Hell is up with the iPhone's Group SMS Reply All? http://bit.ly/toAxbb | Monday, January 02, 2012 10:06:54 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dumbfuck IT Guy Can't Keep His Shit Secure http://bit.ly/rqhjNu | Monday, December 26, 2011 11:23:12 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Is Rovio Fucking Serious With Today's Angry Birds Level? http://bit.ly/tX9rPY | Friday, December 23, 2011 8:17:05 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Conversations Like These... http://bit.ly/uomF5s | Thursday, December 22, 2011 1:30:37 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Galaxy Nexus Bug Report - SMS Drafts Still Show in Preview After Deleted http://t.co/ncoL3tC | Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:39:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Galaxy Nexus - What Can Be Improved http://bit.ly/sZGNyo | Friday, December 16, 2011 10:44:24 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This Blog is SO Much Faster Now http://bit.ly/sf6tsp | Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:56:25 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Guarantee You the Galaxy Nexus Won't Be Released on the 15th http://t.co/vA4gctb | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:56:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Keep Wasting Money, Shitheads http://bit.ly/sEFMMs | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:19:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Firefox: Now Shittier than Internet Explorer (In terms of Security) http://t.co/2yBHd7N | Tuesday, December 13, 2011 7:47:10 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It's Steve Jobs' Fault http://t.co/apmZIRq | Friday, December 09, 2011 12:01:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: A BIG FUCK YOU http://t.co/k5BeWN4 | Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:07:57 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: This is THE Most Legit Christmas Special Ever http://bit.ly/vHq1I1 | Thursday, December 08, 2011 2:21:01 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: If You Give Your Credit Card to a Random Stranger, You Deserve to Get Cleaned Out http://bit.ly/tHzKwb | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 10:48:19 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit http://bit.ly/uxhjEu | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:54:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Angry Birds Uses a Bullshit Physics Engine http://t.co/oGRleCo | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:36:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Reality Check Needed http://bit.ly/sRXyzJ | Monday, December 05, 2011 2:29:10 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: Close the Doors And Leave Already http://t.co/pC5yIae | Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:24:09 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: I Called It! Google Is FINALLY Getting Rid of that Black StupidBar http://t.co/ZVzm0C1 | Tuesday, November 29, 2011 11:00:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq | Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Anyone Who Goes Black Friday Shopping is Out of their Minds http://t.co/CxpACck | Friday, November 25, 2011 4:41:31 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |