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Well holy tits on a fish! It's quite possible that Google actually fixed the Pixel 6's bullshit fingerprint reader this update around. Tuesday, March 22, 2022 1:04:41 AMTwitter for Android
You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch
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Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AMTwitter for Android
At the same time, going to a local rastafari party seems like the tits Friday, June 02, 2017 6:14:45 PMTwitter for Android
The piano bar is the tits Thursday, June 01, 2017 10:31:32 PMTwitter for Android
Steel drums are the tits Thursday, June 01, 2017 9:12:56 PMTwitter for Android
We've gotta get Bill Murray to come to this wedding. @MalJNew get on that. Show us your tits Friday, October 07, 2016 6:00:19 PMTwitter for Android
Sweet tits is an excellent nickname Friday, December 26, 2014 12:21:41 AMTwitter for Android
Executive assistant just caught me talking to myself in the kitchen doing a Joba style fistpump saying "Robocopy is the tits!" #resigning Wednesday, September 04, 2013 5:43:31 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... My photobomb > Ryanes tits Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:59:34 PMtxt
Limited Titty Embrace? Lithium tits exposed? Friday, August 23, 2013 11:30:03 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew the most tits Saturday, July 20, 2013 3:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PMTwitter for Android
TK: shut the fuck up and put your tits away. You're the nastiest. Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:16:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Thanks for the drink assistance at the bar, @MalJNew. Those tits are reallll useful for getting the bartender's attention Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:38:14 PMTwitter for Android
Syskill: "for real, there are more cocks than tits upstairs." Monday, May 06, 2013 6:11:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Random observation is that Polina's tits are way too big for her stick body. Friday, March 08, 2013 11:42:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Lena Dunham: ya might be talented or something but ya still gross... #stopshowingyourtitsongirls Sunday, February 10, 2013 8:54:08 PMTwitter for Android
The Mover, regarding Tina Fey: "Those tits are half out" Sunday, January 27, 2013 8:28:20 PMTwitter for Android
Did anyone else fold dollar bills in a way as a kid so it spelled out tits? Friday, December 21, 2012 11:59:10 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatits http://t.co/MSSzXUu Wednesday, December 19, 2012 11:26:22 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Tits. Out. Tuesday, December 18, 2012 9:35:04 PMTwitter for Android
Tits! Meetings! Enjoyyyyyyy Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:33:01 PMTwitter for Android
Tits http://t.co/mgi0BFZ Saturday, November 10, 2012 7:20:44 PMTwitter for Android
I thought @Lennon was supposed to be a public facing, non-crazy twitter. She's still tweeting about tits/funbags and jeans' ass. #mystyle Monday, October 22, 2012 9:22:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Tits Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:59:34 PMTwitter for Android
A cigarette rests between her lips while I'm staring at her tits its the wrong way! Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:51:04 PMTwitter for Android
If you shove your tits in my face, I'll hit the cup. Duh it makes me better Friday, July 20, 2012 5:17:03 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure Kate Upton has no other purpose besides shaking her tits around in YouTube videos Tuesday, June 26, 2012 5:53:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Ha. They complained I only tweet about Wagner, Lennon and Kelsey, but I complimented their tits. #winning Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:37:57 PMTwitter for Android
Elise and malori's tits Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
How you know you're watching the new Scooby Doo and not the original: 1) Velma has huge tits 2) there are black people 3) Fred has cameltoe Friday, June 15, 2012 11:01:41 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella stop being a mother fuckin pansy. If a married dude is staring at your tits then tell the dude ur awesome fuck off and enjoy
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Friday, May 04, 2012 10:13:58 PMTwitter for Android
@Nettiz1 how can you forget? Me and @MalJNew had a competition on who'd grab her tits first.
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:17:48 PMTwitter for Android
I'm doing two favors for wagner tomorrow. What's in it for me? #showmeyourtits #thisdoesntviolatethehandbookbecauseididntsignityet Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:44:40 PMTwitter Web Client
tits Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:01:10 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This Freak Ass Barbie Doll's Got Some Pair of Tits http://bit.ly/g3mywA Monday, April 18, 2011 9:36:59 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
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