2266 results for shit
| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| I literally cannot take this article seriously. The Pixel 6 series was the biggest piece of shit Google ever launched, and this jerkoff is trying to say his 6 is better than the 10? Get the hell out of here. share.google/NeKXe9Ng97fC... | Wednesday, September 03, 2025 12:34:14 AM | BlueSky |
| Shit guys. This gummy and this glass of wine and I'm gooooood right now | Saturday, August 09, 2025 4:21:19 PM | BlueSky |
| Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October. It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE Can it be winter already? | Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AM | BlueSky |
| I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing... But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. | Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PM | BlueSky |
| My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it | Friday, May 30, 2025 6:20:16 PM | BlueSky |
| We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] | Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PM | BlueSky |
| I've been at the brewery for a bit, which means I'm 100% going to be getting the shits | Saturday, May 24, 2025 5:13:06 PM | BlueSky |
| I wish I was able to form well organized thoughts and tell stories in a concise manner that hold people's attention because it feels really shitty when you're telling a story, struggling to get to the point and then you lose your audience | Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:03:38 PM | BlueSky |
| I made very poor decisions a month ago by picking Newark for a layover on my work trip because I didn't want to fly into DC's shitty collision-prone airspace, and now Newark is a useless, third world airport. Going to need to change the flight. It's been getting cancelled every day. | Thursday, May 15, 2025 11:47:51 PM | BlueSky |
| This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn | Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PM | BlueSky |
| You had people writing assembly and shit back in the day and now we have dumbass languages like JavaScript In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:33:02 PM | BlueSky |
| No shit. You have glyphosate and microplastics ruining us, and Gen Alpha is all "skibidi toilet" and shit. You ever see the kids today? They're all morons futurism.com/neoscope/hum... | Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:22:13 PM | BlueSky |
| I didn't even get to Mexico yet and I already shit myself | Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:29:37 AM | BlueSky |
| Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] | Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AM | BlueSky |
| They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them. I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out. In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PM | BlueSky |
| WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies. Have the day you deserve, asshat. In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's tweet | Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AM | BlueSky |
| I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] | Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AM | BlueSky |
| Holy shit, pseudoephedrine works wonders for congestion. Not that phenylephrine bullshit. Why haven't I tried this earlier? | Thursday, January 02, 2025 4:49:46 PM | BlueSky |
| Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're totally those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids meet up with school friends to play legos, soccer and football. In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:52:56 AM | BlueSky |
| Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids play legos, soccer and football In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet | Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:49:58 AM | BlueSky |
| I had a gem of a reply to this, but made a conscious decision to leave politics off BlueSky. I'll still troll with it on Elon's shitty site though In reply to @bscabl.bsky.social's tweet | Sunday, November 17, 2024 4:50:17 PM | BlueSky |
| For my mortgage, I have a dedicated checking acct with partial direct deposits just enough to cover it + a little padding, and the remainder goes to another acct. After last year's escrow increases, December's mortgage payment will overdraft my account by $1.38, so now I need to adjust shit :/ | Friday, November 15, 2024 12:56:02 AM | BlueSky |
| It's so refreshing seeing people come over here from that shitty Elon website | Monday, November 11, 2024 7:33:23 PM | BlueSky |
| @GovMikeDeWine @ODOT_Statewide Good now fix US 23 and put another exit on 71 between 121 and 131. Crowded shithole. Literally everyone's leaving the state but moving to Delaware county. Fix it In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet | Friday, November 08, 2024 7:53:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| π is such a right wing piece of shit | Thursday, November 07, 2024 11:57:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy. You're still a piece of shit and I still hate you no matter what the outcome is In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, November 05, 2024 11:13:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @jasonllevin Fuck that orange piece of shit - from Ohio https://t.co/cl294UV1zf In reply to @jasonllevin's tweet | Monday, November 04, 2024 5:03:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @kroger you do this shit on purpose so I have to buy the more expensive one. https://t.co/vob2ldvGdT | Sunday, November 03, 2024 2:57:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JonHusted @berniemoreno O shit. You jagoffs were nearby today? Too bad I wasn't there to heckle yo dumb asses In reply to @JonHusted's tweet | Friday, November 01, 2024 8:12:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notagain_03 @ohiogop This is a dumb as shit argument. No one thinks that, but I KNOW for a fact that Ohio Republicans are as corrupt as they get. Enjoy your Kool Aide In reply to @notagain_03's tweet | Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:07:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Besides yesterday, the team played like dogshit. They didn't deserve to win it | Wednesday, October 30, 2024 11:53:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If I'm gonna give Aaron Judge shit, it's gonna be for his voice acting in that Rubble Paw Patrol Spinoff. Guy sounded like he was reading off a post-it note. Dude sounded like a snooze. Kind of like his bat this postseason | Tuesday, October 29, 2024 12:50:01 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I want an Olivia MetroCard! I don't even live in NY and when I do visit, MetroCards are shit (should use OMNY tap and pay instead) https://t.co/502NmmRzPs | Sunday, October 27, 2024 10:37:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Delta just has a shitty engineering team. We had crippled company laptops and thousands of EC2 instances, and had everything back online in less than 8 hours. Not trying to defend Crowdstrike, but in software, shipping bugs is inevitable... https://t.co/xBC0dz9Rir | Saturday, October 26, 2024 11:28:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No one uses Bluesky. I really wish more tech people came over here instead of remaining on wacky Elon's π bullshit In reply to @shenetworks.bsky.social's tweet | Tuesday, October 22, 2024 4:55:06 PM | BlueSky |
| Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere. Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again | Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AM | BlueSky |
| I can't stop fuckin buying Anker GanPrime shit and then I complain about being broke. Fucking Prime | Wednesday, October 09, 2024 2:32:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa | Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened | Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ohio weather is fucking stupid. First we get two months of drought. Followed by a week where it hasn't stopped raining. I know we need it but this is fucking my solar bullshit up. Place stinks. Africa hot summers. Then it hits fall and the sun vanishes until next May | Monday, September 30, 2024 12:29:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @elonmusk This is fear mongering, Elon. All that shit's not going to happen | Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:12:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck the entire Pixel 6 series. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned https://t.co/BN3Wopv13w | Saturday, September 21, 2024 12:21:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some bullshit. Washed up Katy Perry was there but not my girl Olivia? Come on. https://t.co/j8FIAiQY30 | Friday, September 13, 2024 11:41:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hot take: the best Taylor era was after her country bs and before the generic, synthy jack antinoff bullshit https://t.co/tHrfwW6lJr | Friday, September 13, 2024 3:17:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Y'all. Someone's shitting in an airport men's room stall with just socks on. That is next level diabolical. | Saturday, September 07, 2024 6:43:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What the fuck is this piece of shit? https://t.co/OfyT3ymP8j | Sunday, August 25, 2024 7:59:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the absolute fuck out of here with this shit. It can't be in the mid.90s after giving me 60s and 70s for two days https://t.co/IIc3mDK37O | Friday, August 23, 2024 8:53:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @vizio I have a 2016 Vizio TV. Where did Chromecast go? I don't want your shitty new Vizio Home screen. Your software sucks and is slow af. I already had to set the default input to a dead HDMI port because the piece of shit takes 3 minutes to turn on | Thursday, August 22, 2024 11:05:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads. | Thursday, August 08, 2024 3:27:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon | Thursday, August 01, 2024 3:54:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of cunts over at Digicert with this certificate revocation bullshit. So they make me scramble to reissue all these certs and now they're extending the expiration 4 days? | Tuesday, July 30, 2024 4:35:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's too fucking hot outside. This is some bullshit. I'm done with summer already. When's it going to be below 60 again https://t.co/rJge5yESke | Sunday, July 28, 2024 3:56:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've forgotten how fucking slow and shitty the @Azure portal is. | Friday, July 26, 2024 2:20:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| "we're investigating the cause" What's there to investigate? It's a piece of shit Boeing plane. All their shit falls apart and is made like absolute crap. https://t.co/atlNgw3FIK | Monday, July 08, 2024 8:04:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I gave Rick Osterloh so much shit for this on Twitter, I'm convinced he finally listened to me https://t.co/BBxiypoFP3 | Thursday, July 04, 2024 2:45:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Gfy, Frankie Boy. When you elect conservatives, you end up with shit like the First Energy nonsense In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Sunday, June 30, 2024 5:54:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, I'd rather vote for this demented corpse than that orange shit pile who lives in another universe and is actually horrid to people In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Thursday, June 27, 2024 9:57:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Gen Z outta ther gd minds. I'm not wearing high ass socks. Was made fun of for that shit in the 90s... I'll wear my low ones like an old, tyvm. https://t.co/GbV1iejLda | Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:47:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a crock of shit https://t.co/PeIoQJV0un | Wednesday, June 19, 2024 9:14:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, these @BoeingAirplanes 737 Maxes are pieces of shit. I will never fly on one. If my flight is on a 737 Max, I'm not boarding. https://t.co/KFkRXmnM4Z | Friday, June 14, 2024 10:13:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a pile of shit. This is what they get for giving the contract to Boeing. Company can't build anything without fucking it up https://t.co/NHBSGZoiRG | Wednesday, June 12, 2024 5:17:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Bru can't we name these bills something other than HB1 and HB2? You name all these shits the same to deliberately confuse us, clown In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, June 05, 2024 12:13:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Maybe he wouldn't scream death to America if we historically didn't meddle and shit on the middle east grubbing for oil and giving unwavering support to genocide Israel because, ya know, America doesn't like brown people. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, May 31, 2024 5:19:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What is this ridiculous shit @PayPal Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp | Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @DaveYostOH We have such a piece of shit attorney general in this state In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| One day @rosterloh will decide to use ultrasonic fingerprint readers in the Pixel series and not this optical bullshit because ever since the Pixel 6 series, the fingerprint unlock sucks a cock https://t.co/wLVdgJOLGE | Friday, May 03, 2024 9:25:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Knows_Too_Much You and I have very different politics (I think the maga movement is batshit), BUT.... I agree with your tweet 100%. I literally don't understand why mainstream politicians (left and right) bend over backwards for Israel. In reply to @Knows_Too_Much's tweet | Sunday, April 28, 2024 9:04:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy. Not a peep out of you until HB6 is repealed. Worry about Ohio's bullshit. Not Israel's bullshit In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Sunday, April 28, 2024 8:59:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @georgejrjrjr You need subtitles when watching anything because the audio mixes are shit and I never know wtf anyone is saying anymore In reply to @georgejrjrjr's tweet | Thursday, April 25, 2024 4:39:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fuckin waste of money. And the majority of politicians supports this? Literally thousands of problems here in the US but keep paying for other people's bullshit. https://t.co/H0NvD1K9RW | Tuesday, April 23, 2024 10:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Some cat/fox/coyote murdered a bunny in my yard. I'm not sad about it - those fuckers eat all my flowers and cause a ruckus Too bad it's not closer to the election so I could dump it next to someone's shitty Trump 2024 sign https://t.co/LvWyOXXA6B | Monday, April 22, 2024 6:20:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fucking phone still has over $1000 left that I have to pay on it and it broke already. Now they're going to send me someone's broken refurbished piece of shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:20:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Rick Osterloh is getting huge promotions over at Google, and I'm about to warranty claim my Pixel 8 Pro because the fast charging no longer works, and I've tried 4 different cables and 3 different PD bricks These Pixels are pieces of shit. 6 months, this one lasted. | Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:17:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Same shit with the Angels. Someone I know from LA was like "Anacrime is a shithole" so they just wanted to be cool and have LA in their name In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 21, 2024 3:47:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is the dumb shit they do in California. Just like when they renamed the Anaheim Angels "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" https://t.co/Yl3eYQxROr | Sunday, April 21, 2024 3:43:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I am going to call out @cnn's bullshit here. I don't understand the correlation between "Antisemitism on campus" and students protesting the Israeli government and their warm crimes. Judaism the religion has nothing to do with it https://t.co/t4BaFYW6do | Friday, April 19, 2024 3:46:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Ticketmaster has a piece of shit system. Maybe tell me that my session timed out before I filled out a form and got directed back to the login page and had to do it all the fuck over again. Basic UX for fucks sake | Monday, April 15, 2024 3:26:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose @GovMikeDeWine As a father of three young girls, you don't realize how idiotic you sound when your party supports this kind of bullshit: https://t.co/abyUYvGqhL In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 4:35:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Coach1984 Reduce your empathy for shitty people. Don't feel horrible. Dude 100% did this to himself. He didn't have to be corrupt and he didn't have to escape once he was caught. My electric bill is through the roof from this scandal and I have 0 cares about this guy whatsoever In reply to @Coach1984's tweet | Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:30:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is SO full of shit. AEP Ohio's price per kwh is an absurd 11 cents per kwh. My supplier is 6 cents. So unless it's going to be below 6cents/kwh, I'm not saving shit @AEPOhio https://t.co/UhCjT9paQe | Friday, April 05, 2024 9:08:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovMikeDeWine @PUCOhio Hey shitheads: My energy costs are through the roof. WTF do you have to say for yourselves? And House Bill 6. And Larry Householder. Corrupt fucks. Eat a dick https://t.co/ofuKdbHQE3 | Friday, April 05, 2024 8:57:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everything is annoying the shit out of me today | Friday, April 05, 2024 3:19:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ. This is a literal PR I did because the shit I'm working on is so legacy, it's from back in the day when we didn't use woke branch names like main rather than master https://t.co/tArxgHgDXK | Wednesday, April 03, 2024 6:31:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I went to do my fantasy baseball lineup and who the FUCK does a 2PM monday game.. I went to take out this weak injured bastard and he's locked Fucking MLB. I'm such a shitty team owner https://t.co/e92VPkh5Am | Monday, April 01, 2024 2:18:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus videos and she's gotta stop because it's so gd creepy. Literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk. This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing π€¦ββοΈ | Monday, April 01, 2024 12:57:20 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus Instagram videos and she's gotta fucking stop because it's so gd creepy. It's literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk. This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing π€¦ββοΈ | Monday, April 01, 2024 12:56:25 AM | BlueSky |
| @Windows When are you going to fix this kind of bullshit already? https://t.co/Oq3HYeckmR | Monday, March 25, 2024 5:43:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Typical bullshit where if I stand at a bar, I get ignored | Saturday, February 17, 2024 3:39:30 PM | BlueSky |
| @smashbaals SHIT TAKE In reply to @smashbaals's tweet | Tuesday, February 13, 2024 12:25:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Colonel__Inguss @FrankLaRose @butlersheriff Shit, send them back to Mexico. That wall would've stopped em! In reply to @Colonel__Inguss's tweet | Sunday, February 11, 2024 12:51:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone needs to get off this shitty Elon app and onto BlueSky | Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:23:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @LaRoseForSenate Frankie Boy! That's a really shitty photoshop! In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet | Wednesday, February 07, 2024 2:26:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Ya'll should get off this toxic shitpile of an app, tell Elon to eat a bag of dicks, and join BlueSky today! https://t.co/6pk7jEKRvB | Tuesday, February 06, 2024 4:43:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @dolan4ohio Matt, tell your brother he's been an asshole since the Cablevision days, his band stinks, and to put MSG and their shitty facial recognition tech up his ass In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet | Sunday, February 04, 2024 10:04:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Columbus pizza is shit. https://t.co/QClPNSUgXQ | Sunday, February 04, 2024 10:00:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This dude on Discord literally doesn't know the difference between a and an. Dude uses "an" for everything and it drives me batshit crazy. I don't really know how to bring it up because I don't want to sound like a petty asshole that corrects people, but JFC get it together | Monday, January 29, 2024 5:19:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This is a shit take. Who TF has an oil free diet. How in the actual fuck do you cook anything without oil? Where are you getting your mono and poly unsaturated fats from? https://t.co/4gJ0pBM4pY | Wednesday, January 24, 2024 12:08:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MorganTrau @MathewsforOhio @LangForOhio @SteveHuffmanOH This is the shit I want to see "conservatives" doing. Not fucking around with women's healthcare, abortion or LGBTQ stuff that's none of their gd business In reply to @MorganTrau's tweet | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:26:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Don't fly on these shit Boeing planes. They're all half assed and dangerous https://t.co/Hwd7v3fHVC | Tuesday, January 23, 2024 11:03:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FoxNews You provided zero context that this lady is batshit unhinged at almost all public meetings and also has numerous harassment lawsuits against her | Sunday, January 21, 2024 7:29:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just ate 2-3 raw red kidney beans that have been soaking out of sheer curiosity... And just learned about lectin toxicity. Chances are I'll be puking and shitting all night now π | Saturday, January 20, 2024 11:48:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose @lakegopohio Frankie, who tf actually comes out to this bullshit? In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, January 20, 2024 2:18:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T | Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Will you @Windows fuckers fix the GD Windows 11 bug where the desktop icons disappear if you use multiple desktops? How do you let blatant shit like this exist for months on end? Jesus Christ. https://t.co/MPDFGVxd8g https://t.co/Majeipu4ql | Friday, January 19, 2024 12:04:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer @IFTTT Ew. That's some GoDaddy bullshit In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, January 13, 2024 3:12:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Remind me to only fly on Airbus planes anymore. These Boeings are real pieces of shit https://t.co/5PWoXGAmwc | Friday, January 12, 2024 6:03:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Google assistant is a buggy piece of shit that needs to be vastly improved. Let's get some new talent in https://t.co/tdFWOdDPdU | Thursday, January 11, 2024 1:18:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Then they wonder why the fertility rate is shit, everyone has a billion miscarriages and cancer rates are through the roof. We all go die. Might as well live it up https://t.co/qF8zn5MCTT | Thursday, January 11, 2024 9:55:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok cut the shit. I understand the sentiment but don't fuck with traffic. NYC traffic is jacked up enough as it is https://t.co/tIPhlu9Aky | Monday, January 08, 2024 12:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow these @BoeingAirplanes 737 Maxes are real pieces of shit planes. Remind me to never fly on one https://t.co/614QtA1zjB | Saturday, January 06, 2024 1:14:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! NOT ONE of those things will ever happen. You heard? Hope you have a shitty 2024. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Tuesday, January 02, 2024 2:02:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone is doing this, so let me have at it. Ask me anonymous shit. https://t.co/skeGL7QT6v (And yes, the link is portfolioso2 because there isn't a notion of an account, which is weird, so you cannot claim a username if you delete the app, it's gone forever, which is silly) | Friday, December 29, 2023 6:26:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If you stop in a roundabout when there is no one there, you're an absolute dickhead and I will lay on the horn. This dickwad stopped at every entrance in the gd thing. Wife: "What if they're learning?" Me, unsympathetic: "Tough shit. Learn the rules of the road" | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 5:13:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm gonna kick the kid in the ass who introduced her to this bullshit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, December 27, 2023 8:22:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My kid was feral today. Feral. Wifey was not pleased when I attempted to set up her Elf on the shelf to shit on her favorite blanket | Friday, December 22, 2023 9:41:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @crisisofconsc When I went to re:Invent last year, work put me at Treasure Island, which is an old shithole In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Thursday, December 14, 2023 6:38:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Great timing on the Bitcoin correction after it went up like crazy because I buy a smidge of it every 2 weeks out of my paycheck and now I get to buy it at a $5000 discount I'm kicking myself for.not getting more when it was 15k in Nov 22. And fuck Elon's shit coins. I lost $90 | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 7:31:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, you wouldn't give two shits about the Jews if you weren't running for Senate. There's a word in Yiddish describing you. Look it up Χ©ΧΦ·Χ ΧΧ©ΧΦ·Χ Χ https://t.co/27XbB4x650 In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 3:23:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm assuming the Texas Attorney General, jagoff @KenPaxtonTX, would force this lady to shit this fetus out rather than proper medical care https://t.co/gQ2TWFFlWb | Wednesday, December 13, 2023 2:28:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Y'all. If I'm a company, I'm adding hacking to my TOS.. "We do everything possible to follow the most stringent security measures, however, if we get hacked, tough shit." Everyone is talking about how expensive secops insurance is, but with this TOS, it's gotta be fine amirite | Monday, December 04, 2023 11:16:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Next time, we should buy this shit from Amazon instead of directly. They actually know how to deliver shit in a couple days. It's still not here. Shipping was this shitty in like the 80s dude In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 28, 2023 11:15:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, I think we can all agree that Hamas are pieces of shit terrorists. And there is no place for this kind of disrespect and vandalism in our society. However, the Israeli government is also not 100% innocent. The civilians on both sides lose. In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, November 13, 2023 2:56:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/P0tA2UAOXd US downgraded, but we still have ALL the money in the world for Ukraine and Israel, amirite? Maybe like... Stop giving them free shit? | Monday, November 13, 2023 11:30:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This township is too populated for this kind of bullshit. Idk if you noticed but it's not farmland anymore In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 07, 2023 5:13:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @DelawareCoOhio You guys messed up bad by not putting a railroad underpass at Orange Rd in Orange twp in 2008 on the grounds that assholes @CSX and @nscorp decide to park trains on the tracks at fucking rush hour and all other east west roads are a shitshow | Tuesday, November 07, 2023 5:12:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everything's a fucking shitshow today and I hate it all | Monday, October 30, 2023 11:20:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @crisisofconsc I hear ya. I too, am having a dogshit Monday In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Monday, October 30, 2023 9:49:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I think it's justified to classify Iran as a shithole country when their "Morality Police" thought it was so moral to beat the shit out of a woman and kill her for not wearing a hijab. https://t.co/3aIjPTGixd | Saturday, October 28, 2023 2:10:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG Marjorie. I dislike you and you're batshit, but you make a good point | Saturday, October 28, 2023 11:47:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I call bullshit. Snoop is doing just fine thanks https://t.co/jvkqRM9aX6 | Friday, October 27, 2023 10:13:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| World Police! Here comes Murrica, getting involved in Middle East bullshit, because, ya know, oil. Biden isn't any different than George W. Bush. Fuck outta here with this shit. We don't have money for it and are making ourselves terror targets https://t.co/TjV8Ak2YS8 | Friday, October 27, 2023 1:41:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This decrepit bitch. Can we get people who aren't a billion years old leading us? No, we can't afford financing shit that isn't even our problem. Us is broke as a joke and yet the priority is funding Ukraine and Israel? Fuck outta hea https://t.co/UZHqqxUxcW | Sunday, October 22, 2023 9:51:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG Marjorie. You're batshit and I hate you, but in this case, you're right. We really shouldn't be spending all this money | Saturday, October 21, 2023 12:00:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Instagram has a shit algorithm. I posted a baller picture and only a handful of people saw it because all you see is ads and viral bullshit. They're trying to be tiktok | Saturday, October 14, 2023 6:53:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| MSMQ sucks a cock. I can't believe I still have to deal with this bullshit in the year of our lord, 2023 https://t.co/xtfkkRQwHV | Friday, October 13, 2023 3:31:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You're getting tired that 100% of your tweet replies are people shitting on you, huh? What's the matter, coward, limiting your replies because you can't take the criticism? https://t.co/yc8BElRBHS | Friday, October 13, 2023 2:59:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @No3spera @OHDems He is very bullied, and it's well deserved. Just look at any of his tweets - almost 100% of replies are making fun of him. Also, I've dedicated this account to calling that ijit out on any bullshit he posts until he fades away into oblivion. | Thursday, October 12, 2023 11:09:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Williams4ohio He didn't call for shit. Then why was one of the strictest bans passed? In reply to @JoshWilliamsOH's tweet | Thursday, October 12, 2023 9:40:19 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm glad Ohio State destroyed Maryland on the grounds that they can suck it for not thinking I was good enough to get into their shitty school. Not that I intended to go there anyways, but still. | Saturday, October 07, 2023 3:41:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Captain2Corner Designated runner is a shit rule. It's not fair at all to the relievers and doesn't really shorten the game In reply to @Captain2Corner's tweet | Friday, October 06, 2023 1:48:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose @Jim_Jordan Frankie Boy, no one likes Gym Jordan and his shitty gerrymandered district. Y'all drinking that Church of Trump Kool Aide In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, October 04, 2023 1:49:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Do not EVER fucking update npm packages and do a pulumi refresh because it fucks your state file. Holy shit this is balls In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 4:18:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen | Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I fucking hate typescript and pulumi and suck a cock at it. I fucking hate that my org chose this tooling. I'd rather paint fucking houses than to deal with this shit | Monday, October 02, 2023 4:48:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Way to be anti-women's healthcare. You have daughters Frankie Boy. I feel bad they have a shitty MAGA brainwashed father who supports an orange criminal In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, October 02, 2023 12:32:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Alright, cut this shit out. how do we get this for dogs? https://t.co/gfkFBZXgIc | Sunday, October 01, 2023 9:22:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, we all think Fentanyl is shit. And you as well In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, September 29, 2023 5:35:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! When are you going to atone for your sins of shitty cronyism? - Wasting $20 million in taxpayer money on a special election that you LOST -Supporting a morally corrupt, pussy grabbing ex president In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Sunday, September 24, 2023 5:56:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yankee Stadium looks like fucking shit with these NYCFC soccer lines they weren't able to completely remove. Because they share a stadium. Hal's a sellout. George is spinning in his grave. He would have never allowed this shit. Ads on jerseys. Last place. Team's a shitshow https://t.co/PXi7f1aoZI | Wednesday, September 20, 2023 4:36:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckouttahea with this hot shit in the end of September. I'm ready for snow https://t.co/7pnhfhpYzc | Monday, September 18, 2023 9:26:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok, relax. Fossil fuels are bad and shit, but you can't just end them immediately. You want $10/gallon gasoline? What's the old dino gonna be able to do about it. Anyway? Bidens half dead https://t.co/g9EQl03zIe | Sunday, September 17, 2023 9:53:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Baseball is trash. Fire this shitty old boomer ump. He stinks. I'm not even an Angels or Pirates fan and this is absolutely enraging https://t.co/Av8RqCFJMc | Saturday, September 16, 2023 7:44:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle tell me that the Pixel 8 series: 1) Isn't going to overheard like the 6&7 2) has biometrics that actually works 3) has a functional cellular modem Because my Pixel 6 Pro was an epic piece of shit that broke so many times they refused to issue more insurance claims | Wednesday, September 13, 2023 12:36:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope the Pixel 8 / Pixel 8 Pro fingerprint reader doesn't suck a cock for the first time in a couple years. If they're using the same shitty optical sensor, they're morons | Tuesday, September 12, 2023 4:02:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's Monday not even noon yet and TypeScript is already on my shitlist. Not that it was ever off my shitlist | Monday, September 11, 2023 11:45:37 AM | Twitter Web App |
| No shit. My purchasing power sucks now. I'm such a povo compared with a few years ago. And America is probably going to reelect the orange criminal because we have a senile, decrepit dinosaur in the White House at the moment https://t.co/hhQH7qc2BQ | Friday, September 08, 2023 10:56:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously, it's 2023. Who the fuck is using anything less than TLS 1.2? Like I don't get why every gd year around audit time, we get flagged for shit running TLS 1.0 and 1.1. Who needs to get punched in the face? | Friday, September 08, 2023 10:06:52 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Shit. I'm not a boomer, but I'm gonna have to get hammered and throw a luau in honor of my boy Jimmy. Tailgated the gentleman's shows at Jones Beach from 2011-2018 | Saturday, September 02, 2023 8:03:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| For one of the richest places in Ohio, Powell is a fuckin congested shithole | Saturday, August 19, 2023 6:54:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| $800 ER bill for them to give beeb Motrin for a fever. Of that, I was responsible for $365... And I have the highest level PPO plan that is $1500/month (some is covered by my employer) Shit should be fucking free. America stinks | Wednesday, August 16, 2023 5:13:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MGonidakis @ohiolife I'm proud that your party of corruption FAILED. How conservative of you sir... Millions of dollars wasted on this horseshit and you have nothing to show for it. What do you have to say for yourself? In reply to @MGonidakis's tweet | Wednesday, August 09, 2023 3:53:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovMikeDeWine MICHAEL... Love how you're silent on Issue 1 failing. You weasel. You know it was shitty and you supported it because you had to, but mostly kept your mouth shut on it because you knew deep down it was stupid AF In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet | Wednesday, August 09, 2023 3:34:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose It's not about getting outspent, FRANKIE BOY! You sound like a MAGA puppet in your boo boo hiss hiss letter full of absurd scenarios. People of Ohio with common sense saw this as corrupt, power grabbing bullshit. Smell ya later Frank aLoseR In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Wednesday, August 09, 2023 12:16:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @jimmyfromakron @DC_DeWitt Enjoy Issue 1 getting shitstomped on the curb, Kool Aide drinker! In reply to @jimmyfromakron's tweet | Tuesday, August 08, 2023 8:13:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @rooster_ohio @FrankLaRose Shit. I put in my bio that I was the official Frank LaRose heckling account, but you take the cake! Keep doing the Lord's work, my guy In reply to @rooster_ohio's tweet | Tuesday, August 08, 2023 8:11:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JoelWBerry @ohiolife In the words of Donald Trump: "that's not what she meant by that" It was obviously a joke. She's trolling. It's called a shitpost to enrage yall uptights. In reply to @JoelWBerry's tweet | Monday, August 07, 2023 5:12:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @dolan4ohio @55KRC @brianthomas1 @taxreformer MATTHEW. Dummy. You know in your corrupt little heart a yes vote is bullshit and you're just drinking the GOP Kool Aide to take people's rights away. You have the nerve to run for Senate? Pushing for a vote that takes the people's voice away? Fuck outta hea In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet | Monday, August 07, 2023 12:23:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You piece of shit, you! In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Saturday, August 05, 2023 8:29:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Google Assistant is a complete and utter piece of shit. It never listens to a godndamn thing I say and it is one of the most enraging products to use ever. Train it on a LMM model and maybe it'll be useful https://t.co/QCAoOmGUj4 | Monday, July 31, 2023 9:46:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Today I learned, West New York, NJ is an real freakin place in New Jersey. What kinda bullshit is that? Wannabe NY lol https://t.co/GT83CPP3SD In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, July 28, 2023 12:26:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @assembla @mattwoberts @RapidOwl Bro how do you have over a 24 hour outage with zero communication. If you think my org is ever using this bullshit again if it ever comes back online, you're mistaken | Thursday, July 27, 2023 12:20:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @nbc4i Flip Flop Frankie over here: Vote no on this corrupt horse shit https://t.co/MoqWjrm8xh | Wednesday, July 26, 2023 9:15:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiogop Can't wait to vote no on this horse shit corruption. Suck it, GOP | Tuesday, July 25, 2023 9:20:17 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @OHDems Anyone in this thread who is voting yes is a brainwashed, maga, insurrectionist moron without a critical thinking brain, drinking the bullshit Kool Aide fed to them by the bigoted party of corruption. | Monday, July 24, 2023 11:43:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @OhioSenateGOP 55% is different than 60% and 5% petitions from all counties. Issue 1 was added as a special election after your dumbass party voted to get rid of August elections because you're now shitting your pants that the majority of Ohioans are against your shitty agenda. Eat a dick In reply to @OhioSenateGOP's tweet | Monday, July 24, 2023 12:11:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FrankLaRose @VoteYesOhio @ohiogop Frankie Boy! I dare you to knock on my door about this bullshit. Send any vote yes sheeple my way and watch them get eviscerated by logic, anti-corruption and common sense In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Monday, July 24, 2023 8:28:03 AM | Twitter Web App |
| RIP my Pixel 6 Pro. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned. Between the useless fingerprint reader, the overheating... It was enraging Screen broke three times and they won't issue another insurance claim even though that's not what the fuck their preferred care website says: https://t.co/Uj8dvHZqQ4 | Saturday, July 22, 2023 3:57:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ashtabulacounty How about this fear mongering bullshit. This is going to fail so hard and your party is a FAILURE In reply to @ashtabulacounty's tweet | Friday, July 21, 2023 8:26:45 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @CCM_OperaMan @ProtectWomenOH Look, I'm on your side to vote no, but I work in tech and this is the address of DomainByProxy, which hides the domain registrant's address. It can be anywhere, including Ohio. But you are correct. Rich Uhlein is the out of state billionaire funding this bullshit | Wednesday, July 19, 2023 5:26:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this | Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @ashtabulacounty @VoteYesOhio This is idiotic. You're citing shit from the 1800s. Get with the times - it's a living document. Don't give up your liberties. Anyone with half a brain who isn't corrupt and sold out to special interests or drinking magaga Kool Aide would vote no. In reply to @ashtabulacounty's tweet | Tuesday, July 18, 2023 12:59:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| HEY @ChairmanAlex! Why are you limiting replies? Last time you tweeted to vote yes on this crooked shit, you got eviscerated on Twitter. Thanks for wasting $20million on a special election that was formerly eliminated and backing out of state billionaires to control the minority https://t.co/WVM2KDZ0XB https://t.co/VrgAu0B02y | Sunday, July 16, 2023 9:21:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! Do your job. All I've seen you doing is peddling this issue 1 bullshit. You're a LOSER In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet | Friday, July 14, 2023 12:30:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @darreldrowland FRANKIE BOY! You're at it again. I will keep calling you out on here for your bullshit. Issue 1 is ASS. You're a hack In reply to @darreldrowland's tweet | Friday, July 14, 2023 12:26:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I love Elon's platform of hate. I keep abusing the shit out of our state attorney general because he's a corrupt jagoff. I'll use other socials for positive things | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 10:33:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mannyguilllen And why would I vote yes for this horseshit bill? Take my freedoms away? In reply to @mannyguilllen's tweet | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:23:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Cuncel da Yankees! Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave with this shit. A formerly classy org that didn't allow advertising on its uniforms has sold out. This is some Mets bullshit https://t.co/RXI3XethXV | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:15:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Demo_C_A_T @ohiogop @ChairmanAlex @JohnKasich Choo talking about? Kasich doesn't support this horse shit issue In reply to @Demo_C_A_T's tweet | Wednesday, July 12, 2023 1:33:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @alexengineer10 @GovMikeDeWine Based on the large majority of responses I saw on the blue bird app to @ohiogop shitposting in favor of issue 1, almost no replies are in favor of it on both sides In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet | Tuesday, July 11, 2023 10:11:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @dbob18 @FrankLaRose Because he's a corrupt piece of shit like his friend Larry Householder. Remember HB6? | Monday, July 10, 2023 3:55:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| By no means should anyone buy the first iteration of this. The 1st gen Tensor in the 6 series is abysmal. Has heat issues and all kinds of buggy bullshit. I'm glad they're doing this, but it'll take iterations to perfect and they're already far behind https://t.co/DkJjqHvs77 | Monday, July 10, 2023 3:40:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean... Elon's a wacky bastard who ruined Twitter and I'm not a huge fan, but let the man do his drugs if he wants. I agree you're probably better off with ketamine than all the big pharma SSRI shit they push on everyone https://t.co/WeYoDnk0WJ | Sunday, July 09, 2023 9:42:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @DavidGlassOH @VoteYesOhio Girl, you got some shit on your face In reply to @DavidGlassOH's tweet | Sunday, July 09, 2023 12:34:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiogop @FrankLaRose @BrianStewartOH @DaveYostOH @ChairmanAlex No one wants to vote yes on this shit you dummies. Eat a bag of dicks. Your special interests are in taking our freedoms away | Saturday, July 08, 2023 2:45:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ever since Elon took over Twitter, my entire timeline is flooded with ight wing, Trumpy assholes like MTG, Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis bullshits. I don't want to see this content and I can't get it to go away. Twitter is officially ruined. It's Truth Social++ | Saturday, July 08, 2023 12:02:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What is this absolute idiocy. Kid came across this show and it's beyond absurd. Idk wtf this chef is saying 100% of the time. No wonder kids today talk like morons because they emulate these ass clowns. Who makes this shit https://t.co/aARpJyAMwX | Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:53:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm such a dick to AI and bark orders at it to fix the code it's spitting out for me. I'm totally on its shitlist and will be among the first killed off by it. Especially since I'm rewatching The 100 and am on the ALLiE AI season. AI gon' kill us all | Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:26:55 PM | BlueSky |
| @ohiogop @OhioYRs Vote no, you piles of shit. A yes vote takes away everyone's rights | Thursday, July 06, 2023 2:18:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This is gonna sound awful, but I'm tired of all these articles. A cocky guy created a shitty product that failed. Now he's dead and it's time for someone smarter to make something better. The end https://t.co/93VhfMXn2e | Wednesday, July 05, 2023 1:58:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wah wah wah, I'm a little bitch and get butthurt when people disagree with my shitty ways. - Justice John Roberts βIt has become a disturbing feature of some recent opinions to criticize the decisions with which they disagree as going beyond the proper role of the judiciary,β https://t.co/3qG8LvyfjM | Sunday, July 02, 2023 6:46:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| All the worst to this tub of shit @householderOH who gutted my energy programs to bail out coal plants in another state https://t.co/j4cO6V65BL | Friday, June 30, 2023 8:55:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| LETS GOOOOOO. Let's see billionaires beat the living shit out of one another in the Colosseum like savages. https://t.co/NjmODIOf8d | Friday, June 30, 2023 12:56:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wonder what Bynes is up to these days. She's been on the DL. Was so much more fun back in the day when she was tweeting batshit things like wanting Drake to murder her pussy. | Thursday, June 29, 2023 8:24:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck outta here with this paranoia nonsense. Ive had meat sitting out all night. Worst case scenario, I got the shits for a day or so. They're trying to say drinking sun tea will sicken me with coliform bacteria? Yeah, if you're a weakling maybe... https://t.co/HOcqtm0ydh | Sunday, June 25, 2023 2:32:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I've never seen more of a piece of shit docking station than my work provided @STARTECHdotCOM dock. Absolute trash. Literally 10+ people at my company are having issues. A $250 power passthrough. None of my monitors work. None of the ports work. | Friday, June 23, 2023 8:39:19 AM | Twitter Web App |
| whenever I work with json.dumps() I think of taking a shit | Thursday, June 22, 2023 3:46:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Good. Pixel 6 Pro autofocus is rubbish horse shit https://t.co/8wk8uArV23 | Saturday, June 10, 2023 7:46:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| As someone in the a Google ecosystem, I cannot recommend buying this piece of shit, even at 59% off. This phone was a flop https://t.co/wG4QlepCaT | Saturday, June 10, 2023 2:20:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What a ratchet bitch. I hope they mistreat her in prison. Although I will say, when I was working at the NYC tech startup, that's the culture. They pay young kids jack shit and promise them meals late. https://t.co/vTxEdZRMyi | Saturday, June 03, 2023 2:55:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The Pixel 6 Pro is a miserable phone that's caused me nothing but problems. Its latest bullshit is that it froze and the screen wouldn't turn on but the haptics worked. In trying to reset it, it dialed 911 and sent the cops over. Wtf @madebygoogle | Tuesday, May 30, 2023 9:02:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| fucking typescript with all this typing bullshit error TS2322: Type 'string | Output<string>' is not assignable to type 'string' | Wednesday, May 24, 2023 2:06:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Plus, I'm a povo now with this inflation and shit economy. I can't be dropping over $1k for inferior bullshit. I didn't even pay off the 6 Pro yet and the screen broke 3 times already because it's a curved screen fragile piece of shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 21, 2023 10:49:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fucking sucks over here. All this shit fails on the reg. My Google assistant answers about 25% of the time. A totally buggy pile of shit company lately. Jesus christ get your shit together https://t.co/kcF7ERFs86 | Saturday, May 06, 2023 4:43:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No one gives a shit about King Charles' coronation. Dude had his wife killed ffs | Saturday, May 06, 2023 1:38:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Glenarama @madebygoogle They're all buggy pieces of shit. None of my home hubs are working right now. It's a fucking embarrassment. In reply to @Glenarama's tweet | Friday, May 05, 2023 10:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Sundar. Fuck ya pay raise. Google products are buggy as shit. Company is in decline. Why you deserve more money for while all of us povos are suffering from severe inflation? https://t.co/2NqNrBNyCq | Friday, May 05, 2023 7:56:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" | Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I am going HAM on Google Nest support for being a shitty beta product with no leadership or direction, and some poor marketing guy named "John" in India has to listen to my nonsense | Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:54:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore) This is horse shit In reply to @notrichben's tweet | Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go | Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If you want to be miserable and deal with buggy nonsense and shitty npm package dependencies, try Pulumi! Otherwise use Terraform or cloudformation like normal people | Monday, April 24, 2023 3:34:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Lenovo I've got a T14 brick because your shitty bios update flashing tool failed. I lost data and look like an asshole at work. No worries. It's my work laptop and IT has it handled. It's under warranty anyway so nothing you "try turning it on and off again" people can help with | Friday, April 14, 2023 11:08:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is my work laptop. I don't know if I have my bitlocker key and this probably set me back a month you God damn assholes. Don't you test this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 13, 2023 12:14:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive! "Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend" | Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:14:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 | Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I love how after all the batshit things Trump did, they finally get him on paying hush money to a stripper. The extreme right is calling it a political witch hunt. It probably is, but maybe if he wasn't such a shit person, they'd leave him be. | Friday, March 31, 2023 8:38:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm out of insurance claims and I'm not spending another dime on this fucking piece of shit The fingerprint reader works like fucking shit. How do you even release such a busted experience? Camera auto focus sucks. The modem sux Go hire better fucking engineers you dipshits. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:34:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned | Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Ya know what? I think I need to pull a 2011 Charlie Sheen and just start winning again. You don't actually have to know anything about anything. You can just say any bullshit and as long as you believe your own nonsense, it's gotta be true. It's the American way! In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:31:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I've been calling Google out on their shit since 2021 and now they finally got the message https://t.co/deg4FzeH3O In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:25:36 AM | Twitter Web App |
| They're gonna keep this piece of shit in prison for life and feed and house him? He's not worth the money In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, March 13, 2023 8:17:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RepMTG @RepMattGaetz I think you're batshit crazy and I also think we shouldn't be fighting Syria's wars for them | Thursday, March 09, 2023 2:09:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it | Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Someone really needs to bring George Carlin back from the dead because I really need him to do a monologue on all the bullshit going on today | Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:20:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I hate how the cult of Trump is using this incident to talk shit against dems, yet their party has been rolling back all the environmental regulations since forever. FFS is right In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:16:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @TwitterDev Yeah this is horse shit. I'm not paying. Have fun being destroyed by crazy Elon and can't wait for Twitter to go out of business In reply to @XDevelopers's tweet | Friday, February 03, 2023 9:44:29 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Everything is annoying the shit out of me today | Monday, January 30, 2023 1:28:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf | Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:31:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Testing quoting a tweet to see if I have a bug in my bullshit code https://t.co/7JNrA1b7ox | Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:43:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jfc. We're like a week away from deploying new infra to prod and the dude that wrote all the new logic moved teams. We just realized he missed a major workflow and now I'm down the rabbit hole of all kinds of jacked up bullshit, and it's all in typescript and I'm a gd nooblet | Thursday, January 12, 2023 1:54:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the fuck out of here with this shit. 1) maybe if we didn't use so many gd pesticides and chemicals, people wouldn't develop so many allergies 2) Now companies are making unnecessary changes to food to align to some stupid ass law https://t.co/hi5NF9fdNm (ps fox news sux) | Tuesday, January 10, 2023 2:07:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Only in America. This little shit did this intentionally? Tf are the parents? Where'd the gun come from? Put him through the wood chipper, idgaf he's a kid, he's a psycho who will only cause society probs in the future https://t.co/oFbzAui5Vn | Sunday, January 08, 2023 8:25:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Tf would @madebygoogle send me this when I literally just bought a Versa 4 on the Google Store a few weeks ago. Literally do better. You have the data. Don't be dipshits. Idk why this annoyed me so much https://t.co/XesYigicgN | Sunday, January 01, 2023 3:57:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. Hays Kansas PD can absolutely go fuck themselves and their jagoff chief. You have the audacity to order a dying man to court for such minor bullshit? Go eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/alfFYOcrr6 https://t.co/9bMP1Vd6qV | Wednesday, December 28, 2022 11:45:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| LOL NYC in 2010. Now I could smoke a j and shotgun a beer in the middle of the street and no one would give a shit https://t.co/EUamDpWgnD | Thursday, December 22, 2022 11:34:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just fucked up my maintenance. Didn't cause any impact but I botched the steps because this is convoluted bullshit and I can't keep up with how full of shit our stack is configured. Once we replace it, it'll suck less | Wednesday, December 21, 2022 11:32:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| my job and our piece of shit legacy software we have is annoying the shit out of me because the fact that I need to log on to reboot fucking servers in 2022 is a gd disgrace | Wednesday, December 21, 2022 10:35:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @xaviersonline: Elon Musk suspending the Elon-Flight-Tracker account and immediately flying to Epstein island is the funniest shit ever.β¦ | Thursday, December 15, 2022 4:08:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
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