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@UdaBaker @ohiogop You cannot call yourself pro choice and vote no. Ohio's extreme restrictions will stand if this does not pass.

And no one is taking parents rights away. If your kid secretly gets a sex change, that's on the parent for not building trust and communication.
In reply to @UdaBaker's tweet
Monday, October 23, 2023 10:48:48 AMTwitter Web App
@jackwindsor @ZaxxonGalaxian @MGonidakis @ohiolife This is not what is going to happen. This is not what this amendment was about.

Absolutely no one thinks it's a good idea to abort a fetus after it's viable, even lefties. No school administrator is encouraging kids to get sex changes in secret.

This is all MAGA rhetoric
In reply to @jackwindsor's tweet
Thursday, August 10, 2023 9:55:54 AMTwitter for Android
I'm watching "Sex Sent me to the ER" because it's free on Prime and

1) It's as bad as I thought
2) I need to reevaluate my life
Monday, April 23, 2018 6:45:51 PMTwitter for Android
These brussel sprouts taste just as good as sex when you're high Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:36:15 PMTwitter for Android
This bathroom smells like sex and vomit Wednesday, May 04, 2016 11:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv Monday, October 12, 2015 1:03:27 AMTwitter for Android
Everyone's having sex tonight Wednesday, April 29, 2015 10:19:18 PMTwitter for Android
If @jerrythornton1's leaving Barstool, who's gonna do the sex scandal teacher blogs? Friday, November 14, 2014 5:11:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Just belted Sex and Candy. Neighbors may not be pleased Sunday, May 11, 2014 1:16:09 AMTwitter for Android
OMG this is the sex. Gonna flash custom firmware on this bitch https://t.co/ghSBMhixra Thursday, February 27, 2014 12:54:20 AMTwitter Web Client
My lock screen tho #sex #boobies http://t.co/1kGtyoXZ0S Wednesday, November 27, 2013 5:51:06 PMTwitter for Android
For sure not RT @uberfacts Cuddling with a teddy bear releases the same amount of endorphins as having sex - Putting you in a good mood. Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:08:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik Thursday, August 29, 2013 6:09:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone wanna have blizzard sex? Friday, February 08, 2013 2:58:21 PMTwitter for Android
@mollycsouthern looks like sex on a stick tonight -@MalJNew Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:20:55 AMTwitter for Android
Try everything once except gay sex or heroin Sunday, September 30, 2012 2:31:42 PMTwitter for Android
Just got yelled at by a granny at Yankee stadium by talking about sex, blowjobs, Tracey solanas and beer... in front of 6yr olds. Monday, June 25, 2012 9:05:34 PMTwitter for Android
new sales... absolutely dripping sex today Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Sony do it without looking in his eyes though or else it's seven yrs of bad sex :-) Friday, December 30, 2011 2:16:08 AMTwitter for Android
txt from @MalJNew: "you're going to have sex with the phone, I just know it" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wednesday, December 14, 2011 7:00:57 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolNewYork: Who's havin hurricane sex this weekend? Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:21:25 PMTwitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. dripping sex Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:14:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Sex Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:09:00 AMTwitter for Android
RT @jason_hazel How much of it is gay sex? RT @OMGFactsSex iPhone users have roughly TWICE as much sex as Android users. Friday, October 22, 2010 6:33:29 PMTwitter Web Client
A hypocrite is someone who complains about the amount of sex and violence on their VCR Friday, September 04, 2009 9:44:44 PMTwitter Web Client

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