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89 results for pussy


Tweet Date Source
@CatholicVote @realDonaldTrump BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Under this logic, Catholicism also supports:

- Grabbing women by the pussy

- Using riot police to clear a the way just to take a picture in front of a church with a bible

- Paying porn stars hush money

- Lying
In reply to @CatholicVote's tweet
Monday, September 30, 2024 2:30:47 PMTwitter Web App
@RpsAgainstTrump So he can grab her by the pussy
In reply to @RpsAgainstTrump's tweet
Friday, January 19, 2024 12:05:37 AMTwitter Web App
@MissWarcraft @FrankLaRose Right? The guy wants to vote No on Issue 1 to "protect the children" yet has three daughters and supports the misogynistic, orange, pussy grabbing buffoon
In reply to @MissWarcraft's tweet
Friday, October 20, 2023 3:00:38 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! When are you going to atone for your sins of shitty cronyism?

- Wasting $20 million in taxpayer money on a special election that you LOST

-Supporting a morally corrupt, pussy grabbing ex president
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Sunday, September 24, 2023 5:56:48 PMTwitter Web App
Wonder what Bynes is up to these days. She's been on the DL. Was so much more fun back in the day when she was tweeting batshit things like wanting Drake to murder her pussy. Thursday, June 29, 2023 8:24:45 PMTwitter for Android
What a GD loser. This guy literally got into a fist fight with an old dude at a Republican debate and called him a pussy. God would love that. You fucking hack @JoshMandelOhio https://t.co/mTBjcxsYq9 Friday, March 18, 2022 11:01:37 PMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio Bruh you literally almost got into a fist fight with some old dude at a debate and called him a pussy. Get the FUCK out.

You don't represent my values.
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:57:56 PMTwitter Web App
@JJohnj71 @StephenKing ... would rather have a president who:

- incites an insurrection
- denies science
- thought it was a good idea to use disinfectants internally or use light to cure Covid
- is plagued by scandals
- grabs women by the pussy

C'mon
In reply to @JJohnj71's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 11:54:24 PMTwitter for Android
I wish @ohiogop would stop mailing me fear mongering pamphlets about how Biden's going to raise my taxes, and how BLM terrorists will invade the suburbs.

You guys support a fraud who grabs women by the pussy and doesn't believe in science. 		Thursday, September 24, 2020 10:23:47 PMTwitter Web App
You think Trump ever grabbed Kayleigh McEnany by the pussy? Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:07:50 PMTwitter Web App
@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PMTwitter for Android
"Grab 'em by the pussy." - Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States of America https://t.co/X8KK8w7rPi Thursday, October 11, 2018 1:35:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Go eat a dick. If we're allowed to grab em by the pussy these days, what's the harm in a little freedom of speech shirt?

https://t.co/ZIPKdorgs0 		Tuesday, July 03, 2018 7:33:37 PMTwitter for Android
Dumbass @AjitPaiFCC not going to CES because he's a goddamn pussy Wednesday, January 03, 2018 7:31:46 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Bunch of Pussy TSA Workers Get Their Eyes Irritated at LGA Because Of Someone's Food https://t.co/rWRVbNto8n Wednesday, March 29, 2017 10:57:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm in the office. Dude walks past my desk but doesn't stop by to chat. Then slacks me to trade conference rooms. What a pussy assed bitch Monday, January 23, 2017 12:36:55 PMTwitter Web Client
1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth Saturday, October 15, 2016 1:31:33 AMTwitter for Android
Dude. CC is a fuckin pussy checking in the day before the playoffs. My entire kickball team needs to hang with him in rehab. Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:33:56 PMTwitter for Android
Reverend Pussy Popper Sunday, September 06, 2015 2:27:10 AMTwitter for Android
"Yo. If I die sitting in a table, write 'Pussy' on my tombstone" -Nick Wednesday, June 03, 2015 8:29:52 PMTwitter for Android
YoungNate slating pussy week 3 in a row. Smash that brah Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:09:45 PMTwitter for Android
Nate is slaying pussy. 2nd night in a row. So prod of my #YoungNate Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:53 PMTwitter for Android
Young Nate slaying pussy enjoyyyy Wednesday, May 06, 2015 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Edgar's all about the pussy Wednesday, May 06, 2015 10:46:06 PMTwitter for Android
Pussy assed Boston shuts down at 2? NYC >BOS Sunday, May 03, 2015 1:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Regarding that 2 yr old foo fighters drummer... Kid's gonna slay the MOST pussy when he's older guaranteed. Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:21:25 AMTwitter Web Client
PS - Fuck Sony and their pussy assed ways. And asshole suits who negotiate with terrorists Saturday, December 20, 2014 1:25:48 AMTwitter for Android
Freddy, it's not acceptable to tell your girl that you can buy any pussy you want. Just... Don't Friday, November 21, 2014 3:32:36 PMTwitter for Android
Protip: If you put the ice in 3 seconds before dumping the water on your head, it's too warm and you're a pussy Friday, August 22, 2014 2:09:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Black keys are on so I'm taking a shot. Not their pussy ass new album tho. Good old shit Thursday, June 26, 2014 9:41:23 PMTwitter for Android
Get up you fuckin pussy. Call yourself a hockey player? Wednesday, June 04, 2014 9:33:11 PMTwitter for Android
This kid's a stud. He's obviously going straight for the pussy: http://t.co/J1500tnaeI Tuesday, May 20, 2014 4:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin hate Texiera. Never did anything useful for Yanks. Always hurts his pussy and gets paid for being on the DL. Get the fuck off my team Saturday, April 05, 2014 3:02:37 PMTwitter for Android
Frank Romano is slaying pussy at this alumni event. Except... I'm sure he doesn't realize he's doing it. Tuesday, March 04, 2014 8:41:06 PMTwitter for Android
.@RockNationRadio stop being a pussy anf draw a dick on a cop car. What are they gonna do, arrest you for being awesome?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:57:48 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at brunch with a gay who is now writing a song about eating pussy. My life is excellent. Sunday, February 16, 2014 4:07:23 PMTwitter for Android
Nate is 23? Fuckin prime. Dude. Rake in as much pussy as you can get and enjoyyy right now Wednesday, January 29, 2014 9:14:00 PMTwitter for Android
Just typed pussy into my command prompt instead of putty.... Wednesday, January 29, 2014 1:07:31 PMTwitter Web Client
The driver "You're such a fuckin pussy bitch" Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:23:27 AMTwitter for Android
Our VP of Engineering needs to stop being a fucking pussy and sucking our client's dick. Thursday, January 23, 2014 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Guy with the harmonica singing piano man is gonna pull in mad pussy even though he's ugly and bald as fuck. Friday, January 17, 2014 11:34:18 PMTwitter for Android
Been out drinking since like 11am. Am I a pussy if I just wanna go home and chill the most? Saturday, January 11, 2014 8:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Pussy magnet http://t.co/uaLqHqrRD2 Thursday, November 14, 2013 9:17:43 AMTwitter Web Client
How'd I yack up like 4 beers? I'm such a pussy Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:04:28 PMTwitter for Android
Ken Rosenthal's pussy is so wet right now Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:26:57 PMTwitter for Android
How much pussy is Papi raking in with that Ski mask Wednesday, October 30, 2013 11:25:24 PMTwitter for Android
Danny just asked me to bring him a water with ice. Fuckin pussy. Drink alcohol bitch Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
I do shots like a pussy these days Wednesday, September 04, 2013 10:04:38 PMTwitter for Android
@kfcbarstool quote: "You can take that phone and and check my dick in on 4 Square for all I care. Iā€™m the mayor of that pussy girl!" Thursday, July 25, 2013 10:13:46 PMTwitter Web Client
@teixeiramark25 you're a pussy. 100% guaranteed to get injured every year. Get off my team. Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:20:25 PMTwitter Web Client
"Dude. You need to wash your hands after eating because I just found marinara sauce in my pussy" Actual quote. Murrrrica. Friday, June 14, 2013 1:44:30 AMTwitter for Android
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PMTwitter for Android
Mark Texieria is a pussy assed bitch who's always injured and a huge flop of a contract. Fuckin waste of life hitting .260 Thursday, March 07, 2013 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Mikey is having jack on the rocks. I'm having the rocks with a splash of jack. (I'm a pussy assed drinker) Saturday, February 23, 2013 6:59:32 PMTwitter for Android
Me: "Jameson? Fuck. Can I do a pickleback because I'm a pussy?" Gio: "No" Me: "okay" Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Have become huge pussy at life. Saturday, January 05, 2013 1:05:55 AMTwitter for Android
Just sexted @colithika: "Throw mother fuckin back. Pussy hot sluts bang bang skeet skeet" Saturday, December 29, 2012 1:37:21 AMTwitter for Android
Two things: I'm air drumming to AC/DC. And Scott better tap this chicks pussy but he won't Friday, December 07, 2012 8:30:04 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. I'm like designated drink dumper on-er. I'm wetter than a fuckin pussy. Not TKs pussy. That shits sandy Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:43:14 AMTwitter for Android
Brunch is over. Lets play Edward 40 hands. Or meat or pussy Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:10:58 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ i drink beer like a pussy these days Thursday, November 01, 2012 12:05:15 AMTwitter for Android
Blast from the past (Cinco de Mayo): Aniusha on flip cup: "Treat that shit like you treat a pussy." Wednesday, October 10, 2012 1:58:53 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets Friday, September 28, 2012 8:18:55 PMTwitter for Android
This guy on sax pulls in mad pussy Thursday, August 30, 2012 3:15:33 PMTwitter for Android
Ah he's tied in? What a pussy. Friday, June 15, 2012 10:40:44 PMTwitter for Android
Real talk. Bon appitite for that pussy. Friday, June 08, 2012 9:21:54 PMTwitter for Android
Not that I'm a pussy or some shit, but this is like prime schnuggling material. Monday, May 28, 2012 2:22:21 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If You Use a Dog Ball Thrower, You're a Pussy http://bit.ly/JE2luf Friday, April 27, 2012 12:53:51 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Bahahahah pussy assed bouncer kept thinking I'd fall off the swing on the bar..... guy doesn't know my upper body swag Friday, March 16, 2012 11:25:32 PMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd nah fuck that. That's a pussy assed phone. The galaxy nexus is better
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:24:29 PMTwitter for Android
Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller. Sunday, February 12, 2012 2:27:19 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure m boss just admitted he got more pussy than me Friday, February 03, 2012 7:20:46 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Vinny From Jersey Shore Needs to Stop Being Such a Pussy http://bit.ly/yRanbt Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:41:49 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
The amount of beer you're drinking you can spit out on people and they won't even get fuckin get wet. Pussy Tuesday, January 03, 2012 1:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
this guy's such a pussy. just get it in Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:23:32 PMtxt
New blog post: Kombucha Sounds Like A Pussy Ass Drink to Me http://t.co/tCeqEIl Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:02:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@SonicBlur23 so fuckin drink, pussy.
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:59:00 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Pussy CT Resident Afraid of Taking Metro North on 9/11 http://bit.ly/nOCuWl Monday, September 05, 2011 9:26:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Girardi is being a pussy defending Burnett Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:41:32 PMTwitter Web Client
"I got a white kid workin for me. He's a fuckin pussy though. He can't dig like a Mexican can" Friday, August 19, 2011 5:56:29 PMTwitter for Android
BBQ day 2. This time I'm on the grill instead of Crick. My burgers are 1000x better. My burgers get more pussy than Crick's burgers Monday, July 04, 2011 6:27:55 PMTwitter for Android
These pussy ass programmers get all offended at my bug reports when I say something sucks... fuck that. If I say it sucks, it sucks Monday, May 09, 2011 1:31:23 PMTwitter for Android
I'll tell you one thing... If Google's Superbowl commercial is as pussy ass as last years, I'm gonna kill a kitten Sunday, February 06, 2011 6:58:53 PMTwitter for Android
"Dude your keyboard is different." "Oh. Its android 2.3. Well, it doesn't get me any pussy so fuck my life" Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:44:00 AMTwitter for Android
What a pussy assed snowstorm. Friday, January 07, 2011 4:17:10 PMTwitter for Android
If this fucking junkie who celebrated the ALDS with ginger ale like a pussy wins the MVP over Cano, I swear to God... Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Bitches wish they had Androids. Whip that out and grab mad pussy yo. Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:15:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito what pussy ass place are you at? I don't get carded here
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Friday, April 23, 2010 6:19:44 PMtwidroid
I'll pop a pussy person for purposely perpetratin' Thursday, July 02, 2009 12:07:31 AMTwitter Web Client

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