Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit



184 results for piss


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Oh well. I can be pissed and dwell on it or just pay the fucking moron tax and know everything is replaceable.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 12, 2024 1:27:53 AMTwitter for Android
I'm low key a little pissed how quickly Bitcoin is rising because I'm in this for the long run and enjoyed buying small amounts at a discount in the 20k range. I wish it stayed there for a while before going to the moon Tuesday, March 05, 2024 12:27:17 AMBlueSky
I'm low key a little pissed how quickly Bitcoin is rising because I'm in this for the long run and enjoyed buying small amounts at a discount in the 20k range. I wish it stayed there for a while before going to the moon Tuesday, March 05, 2024 12:26:51 AMTwitter for Android
Someone tell me wtf is wrong with Windows 11's spell checker. It sucks BALLS. Any app that uses the OS native spell checking makes piss poor suggestions:

IE - dont (with no apostrophe suggests don'ts)

traffiv --> triffid (rather than traffic)

@Windows 		Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:25:02 PMTwitter Web App
I'm so pissed off right now. I'm about to shake a bitch Sunday, October 08, 2023 2:13:49 PMTwitter for Android
@SadPanda33 @NRO @FrankLaRose he's a bag of piss
In reply to @SadPanda33's tweet
Monday, August 07, 2023 2:31:00 PMTwitter Web App
I'm so woke I got pissed off when 23andme updated their algorithm and I got less black Monday, July 31, 2023 11:26:03 AMTwitter Web App
My piss smells like asparagus and I don't think I ate any... Saturday, July 29, 2023 10:52:31 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Can confirm. Had roomies from Boston. They all say wicked pissah, wizzah and all the like
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, July 13, 2023 7:49:30 PMTwitter for Android
Two motherfuckers in this oil change waiting room are sniffling their asses off

1) the sound is annoying AF
2) if I get sick, I'ma be pissed 		Monday, June 12, 2023 12:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
I just got a case of 24 Bud Light for $6.99 because they're desperate. Look, they're dummies. They pissed off both the anti-trans bigots and the LGBTQ people when they backpedaled.

So no one wants their swill ass beer anymore. But the price was right because the economy sux. 		Tuesday, May 23, 2023 11:16:37 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PMTwitter Web App
Rant #2 about why Peppa Pig is a stupid ass show and pisses me off.

Peppa bumped her arm on Christmas (gentler than Giuliani was patted on the back) and they called the doctor who responded lights and sirens and then told her to go to the ER where she skipped the entire wait 		Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:42:27 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed Friday, May 20, 2022 3:57:06 PMTwitter Web App
This place is annoying the ever-loving piss out of me today. I'm gonna go pick up dog shit and mow my lawn instead of dealing with this noise Tuesday, April 12, 2022 1:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
OK, I'm going to have to take a break from here because everything is pissing me off and my tweets are beyond out of control, even though they're all very factual Friday, March 18, 2022 11:05:21 PMTwitter Web App
I'm about to go off on an absolute rant session about why Android and the Google Pixel 6 Pro is pissing me off. It's mind boggling, because it's an amazing phone but at the same time, it's enraging to use. And @madebygoogle and @rosterloh better listen to me very carefully... Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit 		Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AMTwitter Web App
Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet

https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU 		Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AMTwitter for Android
You know you're a fuck up president when you want to visit a joint and the mayor, governor and attorney general are all like "stay away, you'll piss off more people"

But you know.. It's all the radical left's fault. 		Monday, August 31, 2020 8:08:59 AMTwitter for Android
I just took a piss on a conference call and my headset wasn't muted Thursday, November 07, 2019 11:50:55 AMTwitter Web App
Amazon made a piss poor decision picking NYC as one location for its new headquarters. Where the actual hell are they going to fit 25,000 more people? The subways will not handle it. Good luck with that noise... Tuesday, November 13, 2018 6:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Took a leak when shaggys move it came on. Piss poor timing Saturday, May 19, 2018 1:05:07 AMTwitter for Android
Hungover af. Phones at 2% and my piss smells like asparagus metabolite. Saturday, July 15, 2017 7:35:02 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of one of the chefs at Irish American who took a piss and didnt wash his hands Thursday, April 20, 2017 11:12:57 PMTwitter for Android
What kinda stupid place has a push door men's room with a lock. I gotta piss. GTFO bitty Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:20:19 PMTwitter for Android
Also, I'm going to New York next week so you'll be hearing a lot of angry pissed off tweets Wednesday, January 18, 2017 9:21:50 PMTwitter for Android
I only tweet a lot when I'm in NY because when I'm in NY everything fuckin pisses me off. Monday, December 12, 2016 4:41:33 PMTwitter Web Client
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct. Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu used to piss off @MalJNew by saying that over and over randomly throughout the day (with accent). Thanks for the reminder
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2016 5:42:20 PMTwitter for Android
The entire WTC E station smells like bums and piss @NYCTSubway Friday, January 08, 2016 5:50:27 PMTwitter for Android
Rumor that Google is removing SMS from Hangouts... Hangouts is a disaster. If they ruin messenger too, I'll be pissed. Thursday, December 17, 2015 10:52:37 AMTwitter for Android
Piss and line cunts Monday, October 26, 2015 9:52:54 PMTwitter for Android
This is pissing me off. When you do 'git rev-parse HEAD' in windows, it outputs a line break but not in linux. DAFUQ Thursday, October 01, 2015 4:30:38 PMTwitter Web Client
That time you have to piss and you didn't even take off yet. This is why you don't get hammered before flights Monday, September 14, 2015 3:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
I saw no less than 10 people who probably OD'd on heroin, it smells like piss, people try to sell you everything and it's filthy. Monday, August 24, 2015 5:57:32 PMTwitter for Android
How pissed is wifey that her side piece is flirtin tho. Hahhahah Thursday, July 30, 2015 7:26:14 PMTwitter for Android
I'm not pissing next to these two suits. Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:37:41 PMTwitter for Android
I can't get fucking github to work with putty, plink and pageant. This is pissing me off. Thursday, June 04, 2015 5:34:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure I almost pissed my pants and kidneys almost exploded out of karma/sacrilege. Saturday, May 16, 2015 3:44:55 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta take a wicked pissah Thursday, March 05, 2015 5:10:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Nothing pisses me off more than when I can't figure something out and people are screaming at the top of their lungs Tuesday, February 24, 2015 5:27:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Gotta piss like a racehorse Saturday, February 21, 2015 4:02:38 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever is pissin in this bathroom needs to gtfo and let me piss because I'm more important. Friday, February 13, 2015 9:25:10 PMTwitter for Android
"I make dick jokes, am a borderline racist, alcoholic, drug addict" -@barstooljj via @YuppieJunk I might piss myself Friday, January 09, 2015 1:46:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Everyone is pissing me off today Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:34:53 AMTwitter Web Client
This city pisses me the fuck off Sunday, November 09, 2014 7:30:59 PMTwitter for Android
Powershell is pissing me off. If it formats the output to a table, how do I get one value's string so I can use it later? Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Good read and also explains why Apple pisses me off http://t.co/yY3RuWu9AD Tuesday, September 23, 2014 1:10:03 AMfeedly cloud
I just walked in and everyone is pissing me off already. Please explain how I get 3 bugs assigned to me before 6AM Friday, September 19, 2014 9:20:56 AMTwitter Web Client
These coronas are going down really smooth you guys. #4, but I don't see any nearby pissas. Sux Thursday, August 21, 2014 1:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
John Porpora, casually making me piss my pants with laughter on a Saturday morning. Saturday, August 16, 2014 10:13:29 AMTwitter for Android
"I wouldn't piss down his throat if his heart was on fire" @XtinaSchelin Wednesday, June 18, 2014 6:35:27 PMTwitter for Android
What pisses me off is fuckin hipsters with iPhones. iPhones are mainstream. This is the shit that isn't: http://t.co/IWKNRSi5fq Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:12:04 PMTwitter for Android
My shoes smell like piss. And by piss, I don't mean urine Wednesday, April 09, 2014 3:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin pissed that I'm listening to McGivern babble instead of getting drunk at @SaloonNYC and watching the Olympics with @KFCBarstool Friday, February 21, 2014 11:00:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Gabe legit has a bar on his desk. Like 10 bottles. I call it the Gabe Bar, but he gets pissed off. Say "Gabe Bar" 5 times fast....... Friday, January 31, 2014 1:54:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Bartenders story about playing the bongos on a chicks ass completely blackout almost made me piss myself Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:23:57 PMTwitter for Android
This old bitch smells like crusted piss Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:51:59 AMTwitter for Android
Just came across the Lessard soundboard from London and I nearly pissed my pants Sunday, December 22, 2013 9:21:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Blasting some RATM when you're pissed off is one of the best things possible Monday, December 16, 2013 3:54:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Wait. shit this isn't funny. He's really pissed at me Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
Didn't eat breakfast, gotta take a wicked pissah and I'm in back to back meetings. Fuck off, all of youse Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:42:21 AMTwitter for Android
Come on. It's the docking iron horse. Anything goes here. Don't give me shit for pissing in the girls room Friday, September 13, 2013 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
so fucking pissed off right now Monday, July 29, 2013 5:08:52 PMTwitter Web Client
SKYPE NEEDS AN INSTANT UNSEND HOTKEY on the grounds that I just IMed our new Dir. of Engineering "I was so pissed at our bathrooms today" Monday, July 22, 2013 3:59:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. I just pissed out a fire. It was fuckin awesome. 'Murrrrrica Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
Since when does the lower lever of GCT close early. This is bullshit. Ima piss all over the train bc they suck Friday, May 31, 2013 12:12:15 AMTwitter for Android
I might have just accidentally pissed on my phone... Friday, April 19, 2013 2:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
This piss just made me have to take a dog Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
This dog just made me wanna take a piss Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:39:44 PMTwitter for Android
OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
Okay.... What are two bastards taking shits... I need to piss bastards Thursday, March 28, 2013 9:01:54 PMTwitter for Android
It must be easier to piss out a little rock than to drop a 9 pound human out of your box. Friday, March 08, 2013 8:11:04 PMTwitter for Android
My piss is so clear, I bet if you analyze it, it would be less polluted than the water supply in Bangledesh. Monday, March 04, 2013 4:14:16 PMTwitter Web Client
On my 5th pint of water. Decided to flush out the system. Can't stand running to the pisser every 4 seconds. Monday, March 04, 2013 2:25:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp no wonder everyone says this bitch smells. She's eating 500 sprigs of asparagus... Piss could probably wake the dead. Monday, March 04, 2013 12:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone can read me like a book. If I'm pissed, there's no hiding it Saturday, March 02, 2013 2:25:38 AMTwitter for Android
Protip: When pissed off, blast Rage Against the Machine loudly and Enjoy Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
"BURN IT ALL DOWN AND PISS ON THE ASHES" - Xtina Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:54:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Sourceforge pisses me the fuck off. It's impossible to dl stuff from there, obnioxious adds / dl waits. Github is so much easier. Thursday, January 10, 2013 3:38:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sausage fest I'm at. How the fuck is the guys pisser line like 4x longer than the womens Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:10:51 PMTwitter for Android
Haven't listened to System of a Down in years. Joe P. suggested it. It's perfect "I'm fucking pissed off music" Tuesday, December 04, 2012 10:42:03 AMTwitter Web Client
If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
One pisser isn't gonna cut it here.. almost as bad as preakness. Need to find a spot outside when it gets dark... Saturday, October 27, 2012 5:30:46 PMTwitter for Android
Not only did I wake up pissed off, my face looks like a fucking pizza pie and the 4/5/6 decided not to run, and it's fucking too hot in here Friday, October 26, 2012 9:33:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Derick, regarding the new pumpkin beer: "If a pumpkin took a piss, that's what it would taste like" Friday, October 19, 2012 9:59:34 AMTwitter Web Client
How pissed is Andy right now.. :'( Saturday, October 13, 2012 10:16:02 PMTwitter for Android
This is the one fuckin thing that pisses me the fuck off on Android: http://t.co/z10yIcZ Monday, September 17, 2012 1:28:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Just gave @MalJNew a mystery shot of bud light and she legit accused me of pissing in a shot glass. @TaraCasanova recommended the shot Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:44:58 PMTwitter for Android
You can ring out pissfart's face right now and make some french fries with it Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:27:11 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Between me walking in on Mikey pissing and Chunz calling me a Jew... I don't know, you guys. Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:06:03 PMTwitter for Android
gotta piss as bad as I did back at Preakness Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:14:20 PMTwitter for Android
This train is rocking back and forth like a motherfucker and I really have to piss Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:58:51 PMTwitter for Android
My piss smells like a gin bucket Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:35:43 AMTwitter for Android
HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft. Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PMTwitter for Android
If my black train conductor who calls me tiger isn't on the 8:02 and I get the British Indian woman instead, I'll be pissed Monday, July 16, 2012 10:28:39 PMTwitter for Android
DLK is killing me with his analogy: "The keg's trying to piss out a kidney stone right now, except that kidney stone is made of yeast." Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:38:44 PMTwitter Web Client
All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Its real minty in this pisser, you guys Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:14:33 PMTwitter for Android
Just took a gourmet piss. Smelled like butternut squash soup. #fancy #TMI? Thursday, June 07, 2012 11:11:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it Friday, June 01, 2012 9:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure I'm here just so Simmons can take a piss (@ MaGerks Pub & Grill w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/LpCUw0 Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:08:28 AMfoursquare
Never have I ever pissed in a cup on the train.. ... oh wait..... Sunday, May 06, 2012 2:33:13 AMTwitter for Android
Calling myself out on the tweet earlier where I used the wrong you're. Blame the fact that I had to piss and auto correct. Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:56:12 PMTwitter for Android
That time you have to piss so badly and a dude gets up from a table as you're walking to the bathroom and gets ahead of you... bs Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:04:49 PMTwitter for Android
If sean isn't at hamachi, I'll be pissed Saturday, April 21, 2012 6:35:09 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Just took a piss in the women's room because there are no chicks here and the guy's room is too far. Cleaning lady called me out. HHHH Friday, April 20, 2012 9:10:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Had a dream that I had a threesome at my boss' house and he was pissed at me. Thursday, April 05, 2012 8:10:23 AMTwitter for Android
RT @PissedPikachu It's Friday night which only means one thing: gettin smashed with my bros Charizard and Blastoise Friday, March 09, 2012 7:02:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Lin is pissed, son Saturday, February 11, 2012 9:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
@Onethirdof3x5 homeskillet, me and @tomwcleary are pissed you cannot be in NYC right now... school first though...
In reply to @Onethirdof3x5's tweet
Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:14:56 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: My Mouse is Pissing Me Off http://t.co/XRu7NCD Monday, January 23, 2012 8:19:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
a trough? seriously? i havent pissed in one of those since the grape Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:54:17 PMtxt
this is the best bush to piss in! Sunday, November 13, 2011 12:34:52 AMtxt
How the fuck did my pants get wet? I didn't just piss myself, did I? Wednesday, October 26, 2011 3:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Nothing like a nice meeting with a VP after getting back from the bar. Fuck. Gotta piss Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
The mmoser guys next door take forever to piss. Gtfo this bathroom. Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:55:58 PMTwitter for Android
This pissah looks like the department of mysteries. Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:11:11 PMTwitter for Android
Normally, id be fucking pissed at the fact you squeezed into my 3 seater but if you look like that.. by all means, go for it. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 7:55:05 PMTwitter for Android
Problem: I don't give a fuck about anything today. I'm impatient and everyone pissing me off. Go away :-) Tuesday, August 23, 2011 12:24:39 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This New Gmail Forward Filter Warning is Pissing Me Off http://bit.ly/r2GlWT Wednesday, July 27, 2011 9:46:31 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Whoever stole the fan off my desk can really go fuck themselves right now because I'm pissed Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:41:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 I always say "youve gotta be fuckin kidding me" way too loudly in public places. Things piss me off
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, July 21, 2011 9:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is there a huge line of smokes waiting to take a wizzah at the grand central east pissahs? Friday, June 24, 2011 9:52:16 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing like a Monday morning meeting with two fucking suit asshole CEOs pissed off at our system because fucking sales oversold them... Monday, April 18, 2011 10:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
SO TRUE. Pisses me off so badly!! RT @MrHazel Why the fuck do people send screen shots in a Word document? Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Just pissed like a racehorse Saturday, April 02, 2011 1:48:22 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This Entenmann's Cake Box is Pissing Me Off http://bit.ly/fZ9xsK Saturday, March 12, 2011 3:35:19 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: So Pissed I Didn't Get This Picture http://bit.ly/gDt16g Saturday, February 12, 2011 1:09:59 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
this bar's good. Whenever u go to take a piss and there's no one in there... Win. Thursday, December 30, 2010 11:20:04 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Angry Birds Pissed Me off Tonight http://bit.ly/g9HoPV Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:36:11 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
Miller lite tastes like fuckin pisssss Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:25:16 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: People on the Train Piss Me Off http://bit.ly/bhtNdg Tuesday, November 16, 2010 9:16:19 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
How the fuck are you supposed to beat level 3-5 in angry birds? So fuckin pissed Monday, November 15, 2010 5:34:26 AMTwitter for Android
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: The 6 Train is Really Starting to Piss me off Lately http://bit.ly/bK8uZI Monday, October 18, 2010 7:38:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I wish these subway stations didn't smell like piss Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:14:06 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is up her ass? Pissed all day Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:41:05 PMTwitter for Android
My dad never gets pissed at sports. But here's a quote regarding AJ Burnett: "This guy can go fuck himself. This guy sucks" Friday, August 27, 2010 8:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I am going to take a piss in the AH dirt pit before I leave work this week. Cross that off the bucket list. Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7:07:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Will you fucking little shits shut the fuck up?: OMG kids piss me off so much. Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:56:22 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm still pissed at that smokeshow before at Dunkins who took the last straw from me. Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:40:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 remember that time we dumped beer out the window in Times Square? Yeah... Things like that, ACs, people pissing, etc
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Friday, July 02, 2010 1:44:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Ewwwww my fucking shoelace was just in a puddle of piss Monday, May 24, 2010 1:22:10 AMtwidroid
Worst piss I ever had to take in my life... like borderline kidney failure... Saturday, May 15, 2010 12:23:42 PMtwidroid
TC: "I have to piss like Patty Oprada" Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:51:47 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
Life likes to torture me by putting things that piss me off RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE 24/7 Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:08:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Am going to be pissed Wednesday, April 21, 2010 11:53:17 AMtwidroid
Just poured beer all over my pants. Looks like I pissed myself. Monday, April 19, 2010 11:06:45 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Chan Ho Park Just Made Me Piss My Pants http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/04/12/chan-ho-park-just-made-me-piss-my-pants/ Monday, April 12, 2010 3:25:52 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Never have I ever pissed on an umbrella soberly while continuously walking forward... oh wait... Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:24:03 AMtwidroid
I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
the snow has begun. and i might have pissed on an office floor. oops Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:00:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Back for 5 minutes and the network is pissing me the fuck off already. Can't register Monday, January 18, 2010 12:26:15 PMtwidroid
My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PMtwidroid
drank a lot before this mtg. gt piss like a race horse Friday, November 13, 2009 3:44:21 PMtxt
i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PMtxt
Simmoms: "Joe just because you call no homo doesn'nt mean you can piss right near tom" Sunday, September 20, 2009 12:51:40 AMtxt
FUCKING PISSED right now Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:43:19 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees are really starting to piss me off. Way to drop 3 games in the standings in 3 days. Jorge, don't tag people with an empty glove. Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:21:57 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
New blog post: Now Verizon is pissing me off http://bit.ly/AQDMT Friday, June 26, 2009 6:40:26 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking guy on the phone lives in a god damn fantasy world and is pissing me the FUCK off. Friday, June 19, 2009 3:46:16 PMTwitter Web Client
If these fuckers lose I'm gonna be so pissed Friday, April 24, 2009 11:11:33 PMTwitter Web Client
1:30AM topic of discussion: Piss pots, pissing in cars and vomit bags Tuesday, April 07, 2009 10:25:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pissed off at the world right now. Monday, February 09, 2009 4:59:38 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy David Downie is pissing me off by sending 400 emails from his department which doesn't relate to anything I'm doing. Shut the F up! Wednesday, November 05, 2008 11:57:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I lost remote connection to the laptop in my house and I'm pissed. Friday, September 26, 2008 1:01:45 PMTwitter Web Client
About to listen to Metallica's new single on KRock. This better be as good as it was hyped or I'll be pissed. Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:01:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember Nancy from Greenvale? Ya... She's pissed at me bc I footprinted her waxed floor. That was a fun encounter.... Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:43:17 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm not pissed at you guys. I'm pissed at fucking baseball Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:50:23 PMtwhirl
@Colithika fuck optimus prime. I'm so pissed i'll beat the fuck out of him Tuesday, July 29, 2008 10:40:06 PMtwhirl
Zombies. I'm also pissed at Twitter for not working right Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:36:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it bad if my piss smells like beer? (I apologize to you ppl who stalk my Twitter.. TMI) Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:12:41 PMtwhirl

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