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42 results for mother fucker


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No seats and the door to the car with like 3, people in it is locked. These mother fuckers #MTA Friday, May 16, 2014 6:47:53 PMTwitter for Android
This pasty assed mother fucker will be up on the roof, tanning.. UV index is 6, son Saturday, April 12, 2014 11:40:07 AMTwitter for Android
This meandering mother fucker needs to walk in a straight line so I can pass his slow ass. Thursday, January 30, 2014 7:11:29 PMTwitter for Android
This devil mother fucker made me spill his beer on the pool table. Fuckin waste of $7 Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:31:44 PMTwitter for Android
Aniusha:"all that mother fucker does is get his dick squeezed by his bralic girlfriend" Thursday, January 24, 2013 8:12:16 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking shitfaced you stupid mother fuckers Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:52:54 AMTwitter for Android
Cock sucker mother fucker Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:33:01 AMTwitter for Android
Like. I'm never back in this ducking place and one time I do I'm a drunk mother fucker Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:32:43 AMTwitter for Android
Mother fucker. Fuck the fuckin world and my new band... It's called. Syskill: http://t.co/S1Cr9eS Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:37:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Gray haired baldy assed mother fucker Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:28:59 PMTwitter for Android
That mother fucker's always spiked with pain Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. This guy walking across Niagara Falls is one crazy mother fucker. Friday, June 15, 2012 10:31:05 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Welcome to the United States, Mother Fuckers http://t.co/rfJ0yGA Friday, May 25, 2012 1:17:25 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
None of you mother fuckers cut me off. Cocksuckers. This is a lesson Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Yep... got thrown outta the bar tonight mother fuckers. Friday, May 25, 2012 12:52:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah mother fucker. My twitter is ridiculous again Friday, May 18, 2012 1:23:48 AMTwitter for Android
That's one angry looking mother fucker on this train Wednesday, May 09, 2012 1:12:37 AMTwitter for Android
See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4" Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:59:44 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Get Ready to Go to War With Iran, Mother Fuckers! http://bit.ly/x124fJ Monday, January 23, 2012 11:14:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
"Have a good night you Michael Sera looking looking mother fucker" Friday, December 09, 2011 11:13:05 PMtxt
mother fucker. i messed up again. checking in to twitter from a dumbphone sucks balls Saturday, December 03, 2011 9:25:21 PMtxt
Christ once said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone..." And then he stoned a mother fucker to death. Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:05:49 AMTwitter Web Client
This incompetent mother fucker needs to lose her job. Monday, October 31, 2011 2:32:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
you fucking sneak mother fucker Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:41:12 AMTwitter Web Client
About time this tuburculine mother fucker got off this train. Guy was hacking his lung out. If I get sick, i swear...... Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:27:02 PMTwitter for Android
Keep this up and I'm fucking going home. Can't deal with all this nonsense here. You need to be the most patient mother fucker to do my job Tuesday, June 14, 2011 9:57:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Got a new computer at work. Coworker is jealous. Jinxes it. Power supply fails. The stupid mother fucker. All his fault Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:42:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucker. My coworkers just beat me in mother fuckin beer pong Friday, April 08, 2011 10:41:50 PMTwitter for Android
See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Josh hamilton you junkie mother fucker. You didn't overdose yet? 3 run homer? Fuck yaself. Great start CC... Friday, October 15, 2010 8:22:13 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a bug filing machine mother fucker Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:00:33 PMTwitter for Android
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Team "God i hope she was 18" just came in first at trivia night mother fuckers, enjoyyyyy Tuesday, May 04, 2010 12:03:28 AMtwidroid
I had this mother fucker's number blocked for 4 months and the block expired and I get 3 texts in 2 minutes. You shitting me? Friday, April 02, 2010 8:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
My fat fuckin ass just stepped on a scale and it was like E mother fucker Saturday, January 23, 2010 11:32:21 PMtwidroid
Oh my GOD. Fucking psychotic mother fuckers with mental problems (not joking) keep fucking spamming my phone. BANNED Thursday, December 31, 2009 8:59:44 PMTwitter Web Client
here goes this mother fucker with the heat again Tuesday, December 08, 2009 5:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
how come every time i go take a piss in the bcc, some random mother fucker also goes in. jeez, it makes me look like I follow people Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:55:35 PMtxt
Mother Fucker. I'm watching this show I downloaded a while ago & I missed the episode that I'm up to. Now the torrent tracker is offline. Monday, May 25, 2009 12:57:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Beef. It's what's for dinner, you mother fucker Friday, December 05, 2008 12:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucker, there goes a guitar string Saturday, August 02, 2008 9:56:00 PMtwhirl

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