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51 results for cocksucker


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Dan Altavilla you fucking cocksucker. You broke the hand of my best fantasy player? My team is 1-12 and you literally took out the only breath of life on my team Sunday, June 16, 2024 11:25:58 PMTwitter Web App
The medical team should have put a knee on this cocksucker's neck to stop the bleeding.

Also the person who attacked him has nothing to lose. I'm glad he didn't kill him because this needs to happen over and over and over again

https://t.co/eT2UHcRL5r 		Friday, December 01, 2023 9:28:18 PMTwitter for Android
@ElonMuskAOC Fuck you and doge, Elon. My $100 gamble is now worth $20 ya billionaire cocksucker
In reply to @ElonMuskAOC's tweet
Saturday, August 05, 2023 8:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
I don't want to pay the fucking port Authority of NY NJ $66 to go over a god damn bridge. Cocksuckers. I had a shit enough day as it is Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash.

I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AMTwitter for Android
BAHAHAHAHAH. I mean, when have any of the orange cocksucker's business ventures ever not failed miserably. Guy's a chief fraud: https://t.co/SXzdv8gXx8 Monday, April 04, 2022 12:32:40 PMTwitter Web App
@laurenboebert you and shithead Marjorie are two disrespectful cocksuckers, you know that? Wednesday, March 02, 2022 10:02:02 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Resign, you riot inciting cocksucker. BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS. GO TO JAIL
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 1:55:59 PMTwitter Web App
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
We thank all Veterans for their service to this country and always remember that our lame duck, cocksucker piece of shit president disrespects veterans. He thinks those who died are losers and suckers: https://t.co/Zek8RoDFIZ Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:27:19 AMTwitter Web App
This is a pain in the ass you @vizio cocksuckers
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:41 AMTwitter Web Client
This cocksucker had the gall to tell me that he waited 2 hours for a pickup and my ride wasn't long enough for him and take a yellow cab https://t.co/xMNslkC2sW Friday, April 21, 2017 9:33:58 PMTwitter for Android
I told this fucking cocksucker terminal c a d he goes to the shithole B which is all under construction. Friday, January 27, 2017 4:22:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'm so charming in the sense that I called a manager a cocksucker couple months ago and now he's buying me drinks Tuesday, December 20, 2016 6:35:00 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @reddit you fucking cocksucker. Spent 2 hours writing a post and no one told me checking this box would reload the page & lose everything https://t.co/yvoVrEp0J6 Monday, December 19, 2016 11:24:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Working on a production issue since 7:30 AM and it's because Golang was being a finicky cocksucker with the config file. Tuesday, December 06, 2016 5:55:26 PMTwitter Web Client
VSTS is a finicky cocksucker that has absolute horseshit documentation Wednesday, November 02, 2016 1:20:05 AMTwitter Web Client
The more these shitty leaders decide to be fuckin cocksuckers, the longer my lunches get Monday, October 10, 2016 4:21:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Cocksucker assholes waking me up at 6am all weekend with fake assed on call alerts Sunday, January 17, 2016 6:17:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Stupid fucking cocksuckers. Rail breaks on the N/q/R and the M has fuckin signal problems. Get your lives together @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:38:23 PMTwitter for Android
@Windows 10 + @Skype are being cocksuckers right now. When someone sends you a skype image, it asks you which program to use EVERY TIME. Monday, August 31, 2015 5:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
You cocksucker mother fuckin pieces of shit.DIE Friday, February 20, 2015 1:07:52 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not paying for this cocksucker train. Arrest me. You can't just show up late and run an inferior train and expect me to pay $15 Monday, December 08, 2014 8:14:02 AMTwitter for Android
Cocksucker motherfucker http://t.co/dd9Rg4h00V Wednesday, October 01, 2014 1:31:07 PMTwitter for Android
This cocksucker waiter took away the giant jenga blocks from me. Are you serious? Thursday, June 26, 2014 10:01:45 PMTwitter for Android
FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS I SUCK AT MY FUCKING JOB. Tuesday, May 13, 2014 5:00:13 PMTwitter Web Client
REG DELETE /y HKLM\Software\Policies\Google Ya fuckin cocksuckers Friday, April 25, 2014 10:09:19 AMTwitter Web Client
I wanna fuck up a drum set and pretend it's cocksucker McGivern's sac Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:33 PMTwitter for Android
Which one of you cocksuckers wanna get me a beer Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:12:41 PMTwitter for Android
This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions. Thursday, March 06, 2014 8:20:37 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:39 PMTwitter for Android
This cocksucker needs to stop asking me if I finished my scripts yet. Asking me 10 times per minute doesn't make me work faster. Friday, February 21, 2014 12:20:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is this cocksucker metro north train stopped. Go you piece of shit Friday, January 24, 2014 6:46:49 PMTwitter for Android
@SonicBlur23 ya cocksucker... Thanks for showing me the Android game Traffic Racer. Now I'm gonna take 30 min shits at work instead of 24.. Saturday, December 14, 2013 9:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin COCKSUCKER has some nerve to tell me how to roll out my software at 12:34AM if he's not going to actually do anything Monday, November 04, 2013 7:24:27 PMTwitter Web Client
None of you mother fuckers cut me off. Cocksuckers. This is a lesson Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if the cocksucker next to me didn't have the fuckin plague. Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:11:17 AMTwitter for Android
All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train. Monday, April 16, 2012 8:09:14 AMTwitter for Android
Windows updates you cocksucker. How dare you reboot without earning in the middle if me ranting about sopa and pipa Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:39:33 AMTwitter for Android
Cocksuckers over at Verizon keep delaying the Galaxy Nexus. I have to wait until Black Friday now? Or maybe December. Fuck the Razr. Wednesday, November 02, 2011 4:39:48 PMTwitter Web Client
On line and I have the slowest fucking guy in front of me. Cocksucker. I have things to do. Saturday, July 02, 2011 3:24:16 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking cocksuckers Pittsburgh. With that touchdown, my boss just stole the halftime box I would have won. Fucker owes me drinks all week. Sunday, February 06, 2011 7:59:16 PMTwitter for Android
I have some fuckin french cocksucker ahead of me at the post 500 questions holding up the line Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:20:09 AMTwitter for Android
7 of my tweets in a row say f this or cocksucker that. Angry much? Haha Monday, August 09, 2010 3:15:50 PMtwidroid
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
This fucking cocksucker just raised the heat Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:42:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Christ. the fucking fire alarm went off in the library during my group project. cocksucker Sunday, November 08, 2009 7:15:42 PMtxt
Fuckin here we go again with the cocksucker Red Sox Wednesday, June 10, 2009 7:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I would appreciate it if this cocksucker laptop didn't over heat and shut off in the middle of me using it. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I end up losing $50 every mother fucking day in this cocksucker piece of shit stock market. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:38:29 PMtwhirl

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