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Randy Walters is a son of a bitch! Wednesday, March 25, 2026 12:24:44 AMBlueSky
If the Trump campaign was actually smart, they'd use a Taylor Swift song and see how sjer and her regime would react.

Rather than the NY post being a bitch ass saying she didn't support Harris.
Wednesday, September 11, 2024 2:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways Wednesday, May 15, 2024 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine FIRST ENERGY, bitch
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2024 9:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, you'll be taking no oath. There's no way you and your bitch ass ways will be elected.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, December 11, 2023 7:40:59 PMTwitter for Android
@JLasagna43 Baseball is boring now that no one is ripping amphetamines and PEDs anymore... Everyone's also a wimpy ass bitch that ends up on the injured list
In reply to @JLasagna43's tweet
Monday, November 13, 2023 12:37:34 PMTwitter Web App
This decrepit bitch. Can we get people who aren't a billion years old leading us? No, we can't afford financing shit that isn't even our problem. Us is broke as a joke and yet the priority is funding Ukraine and Israel? Fuck outta hea

https://t.co/UZHqqxUxcW
Sunday, October 22, 2023 9:51:37 AMTwitter for Android
I'm so pissed off right now. I'm about to shake a bitch Sunday, October 08, 2023 2:13:49 PMTwitter for Android
Summer ended yesterday. Thank Christ. Time to cool it down up in this bitch Friday, September 22, 2023 9:02:17 AMTwitter for Android
@MGonidakis Written like an absolute 🤡, Michael...

You support Frank aLoseR and his bitch ass ways.
In reply to @MGonidakis's tweet
Wednesday, August 09, 2023 1:19:52 AMTwitter for Android
Wah wah wah, I'm a little bitch and get butthurt when people disagree with my shitty ways. - Justice John Roberts

“It has become a disturbing feature of some recent opinions to criticize the decisions with which they disagree as going beyond the proper role of the judiciary,” https://t.co/3qG8LvyfjM
Sunday, July 02, 2023 6:46:22 AMTwitter for Android
@GregAbbott_TX But not Vagina freedom you gd bitch
In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet
Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:37:57 PMTwitter Web App
What a ratchet bitch. I hope they mistreat her in prison.

Although I will say, when I was working at the NYC tech startup, that's the culture. They pay young kids jack shit and promise them meals late. https://t.co/vTxEdZRMyi
Saturday, June 03, 2023 2:55:51 PMTwitter for Android
New York's a fierce bitch Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:06:59 AMTwitter for Android
The Costco checkout line is all the way to the back of the store and if I see any closed registers when I get up there, I'm'a shake a bitch Sunday, March 12, 2023 4:26:03 PMTwitter for Android
re:Play is lit. I need more 90s techno in this bitch Thursday, December 01, 2022 11:39:55 PMTwitter for Android
Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick

https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7
Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AMTwitter for Android
And here's another dumb asshole bitch mfer @AGJeffLandry

https://t.co/zLk5eFM3Dz
Monday, July 18, 2022 10:46:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AMTwitter for Android
I would have been like deal with it bitch it's Christmas and you're not crying. How bad can it be. Then they had to get x-rays. For a bump that literally was nothing. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:43:26 AMTwitter for Android
@laurenboebert America is on the wrong path because idiots like you control the Supreme Court and Trump architected the beginnings of the next Civil War you gd bitch
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
Wednesday, June 29, 2022 5:10:27 PMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG You're a real sick bitch, you know that?
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:43:39 AMTwitter Web App
Bitch, stop telling me my YAML is not well-formed. Your mom's not well-formed Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:19:21 AMTwitter Web App
Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AMTwitter Web App
I mean... I feel like they're copying the 2019 Pixel 4 with face id. Two display cutouts is whack. And making USB-C exclusive to the pro is bonkers.

No one knows wtf they're doing. See? I don't just bitch about Android

https://t.co/mWRDWfxtFB
Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:56:47 PMTwitter for Android
HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI Friday, March 18, 2022 10:01:58 AMTwitter Web App
Also, his website is a spyware hijacked domain landing page. You stupid bitch
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:02:27 PMTwitter for Android
In case anyone's wondering, migrating a 14 year old MySQL database using shitty latin1 encoding to utf8mb4 and preserving the emojis is a bitch of a task and can suck it. But I won.

đź–•đź–•đź–•
Wednesday, January 19, 2022 9:23:56 AMTwitter for Android
This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges?

https://t.co/mApRw62L8W
Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how if you bitch about a Google product not working right, support is on you in 5 seconds but if you bitch about how they jacked up the Pixel 6 launch, 🦗🦗🦗 Thursday, November 04, 2021 12:38:30 AMTwitter for Android
Three more years of this useless bitch. Cancel the Yankees until 2024, or until Cashmen is either fired or dies. Hal's an idiot and George is spinning in his grave

https://t.co/eAfYM2kbPc
Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:42:14 AMTwitter Web App
LMFAO. What a little bitch. "Trumpy Trump made me do it. I'm a baby that can't think for myself"

What kind of dirt does Donnie DumDum have that he can just order someone to give hundreds of thousands of dollars in free (albeit, bogus) legal counsel?

https://t.co/7BWuqw6R7D
Friday, October 08, 2021 5:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe I'm wrong and she's nice, but Ariana Grande rubs me the wrong way. She comes across as a nasty, rough around the edges bitch. But who the hell am I to say. Saturday, September 25, 2021 8:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AMTwitter for Android
RT @nachosarah: instead of anti-vaxxers let’s call them dumb bitches like sorry you can’t come to the party because you’re a dumb bitch Monday, August 09, 2021 1:29:02 AMTwitter Web App
Droopy, turtle-faced bitch writes letter to education secretary so we can continue to glorify all the whites throughout history who never did anything wrong to natives or blacks https://t.co/qtwmAgxg1J Friday, April 30, 2021 9:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
They chose wrong. Shouldn't have given this useless bitch the job. Release him

https://t.co/P4NHIVZ72m
Thursday, April 15, 2021 11:37:28 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You are a full of shit bitch. I don't identify as a Democrat or Republican. We don't want to cancel Republicans. We want to cancel ignoramus cult morons who S Trump's D and spread his lies.

Resign, shitface
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 1:51:04 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee @CoriBush Hey Marjorie: put your mask on, you stupid bitch. Were in the middle of a pandemic and Trump had 430k killed due to utter incompetence and science and logic denying cult followers

Whoever yelled at you - good.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:32:16 AMTwitter for Android
A pardon? This deranged bitch wants a pardon? How about death for treason instead?

https://t.co/pDeLkJVyJe
Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
@Mike_Pence Invoke the 25th you little bitch Monday, January 11, 2021 1:30:08 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, @senatemajldr McConnell, you fuckin droopy turtle faced bitch: How does it feel to lose the Senate and support a mental patient who incites coups? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
This bitch doesn't even have a blue checkmark. How is she legitimate?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:42:19 PMTwitter Web App
@fox7austin Because he finally realized he worked for an ignorant, dumb bitch?
In reply to @fox7austin's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:36:55 PMTwitter Web App
Stop wasting money incarcerating this bitch. Put her foot first through a wood chipper

https://t.co/IGNF8e9Ji5
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 10:19:29 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
I can't wait until January 20th so we can see this whiny sore loser bitch dragged from the White House kicking and screaming Friday, November 13, 2020 12:15:30 PMTwitter Web App
Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:45:28 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck PA, NC and GA. We just need WI and MI to hold as flipped and win NV and AZ and we're good.

Although the looney toon will contest everything and whine like a little bitch
Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:40:42 PMTwitter Web App
Just did a rude sneaker squeak about face and ran the other way because some dumb bitch at walmart coughed straight into the air with her mask down.

Idgaf
Tuesday, October 20, 2020 9:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch: https://t.co/3eKXNug4jL
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Monday, October 12, 2020 10:39:56 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ on the cross. https://t.co/eNJrd9wDoS

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump @noaa. Stop denying science you goddamn bitch
Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:27:32 AMTwitter Web App
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe this dumb bitch is sitting here defending the idiot's use of hydroxycloroquine when numerous medical agencies say it does not help https://t.co/OPhj8FFG01 Wednesday, July 29, 2020 8:12:26 AMTwitter for Android
Let's rename this bitch to:
✔️ 'Merica
✔️Murrrica
✔️Amerikkka
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:10:47 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is the worst of the worst. https://t.co/CtEAryb6M9 Friday, October 04, 2019 11:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing ever fucking compiles up in this bitch Tuesday, August 20, 2019 11:01:38 AMTwitter Web App
I need to take a shower because I stink of that theater bitch's perfume - just from being in the seat next to her Friday, March 22, 2019 1:02:30 AMTwitter for Android
My NY asshole-ness came out real hard. Ruthless. Bet this Miss Piggy looking bitch won't be wearing perfume in public again after hearing my mouth run
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 21, 2019 9:16:09 PMTwitter for Android
Send the fucking bitch who did this to these poor dogs foot first through a wood chipper: https://t.co/KS0VYTxgui Tuesday, November 20, 2018 7:07:44 PMTwitter for Android
What a dumb bitch. How much is the telecom lobby paying you? Keep the internet open @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/MAFWv3bxxk
Friday, August 03, 2018 7:18:30 PMTwitter for Android
The guy who leads this bitch doesn't know the difference between the words would and wouldn't https://t.co/y8xLf4Oo1c Wednesday, July 18, 2018 4:56:55 AMTwitter for Android
@senjudiciary @WSJ @POTUS He's a dumbass bitch who wants to block websites on the internet like we're the Great Firewall of China.
In reply to @senjudiciary's tweet
Tuesday, July 10, 2018 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE Tuesday, June 26, 2018 11:03:52 PMTwitter for Android
This bird bitch is savage af https://t.co/pAtQcp1rlJ Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:22:47 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. I'm such an old millennial. I just took two insta stories of me eating a hot dog and accidently directed them to strangers Friday, August 04, 2017 5:33:49 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. There's a fireball rep at the bar giving out shots. I need this like I need a hole in my head, but I'm still gonna take em. Wednesday, July 12, 2017 4:50:49 PMTwitter for Android
buncha fuckin morons running this bitch. Merica Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:43 AMTwitter Web Client
My advice to a bitch ass client this fine AM https://t.co/tNTrI9Hlq6 Monday, March 20, 2017 9:35:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I just dumped a half fuckin pound if pasta down my garbage disposal. Bitch ass trick. Now I have to cook it all over again Saturday, March 18, 2017 3:22:42 AMTwitter for Android
I'm in the office. Dude walks past my desk but doesn't stop by to chat. Then slacks me to trade conference rooms. What a pussy assed bitch Monday, January 23, 2017 12:36:55 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago? Saturday, October 22, 2016 6:54:55 AMTwitter for Android
I like how this stupid fuckin bitch has half the subway car open yet decides to stand right up in my grillmix Monday, October 10, 2016 6:25:48 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Arnie P took a powder? Gotta honor him with Arnie Ps and Tito's my dude. Sunday, September 25, 2016 11:28:46 PMTwitter for Android
My desk's got Tito's, Arnold Palmer and confetti in it. I'm a degenerate bitch. https://t.co/lsLiUUFeSm Friday, August 12, 2016 6:40:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch call the cops Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:53:29 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch https://t.co/6PlodUTe2C Friday, May 20, 2016 3:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE Saturday, May 14, 2016 1:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
2001 on loop all day long and I'm all like "fuck you too bitch call the cops" Wednesday, April 20, 2016 3:41:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Some Technotronic came on my Google Music on this early assed train ride and now it's like like the clurb up in this bitch Monday, April 18, 2016 5:46:22 AMTwitter for Android
What dumb bitch at @Azure thought it was a good idea for the portal to scroll horizontally? Thing keeps auto scrolling and spazzing out Sunday, April 17, 2016 1:26:04 AMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch works from home on his last day? I need your RSA token and laptop back idiot. And it's the security guy. Real secure Friday, February 19, 2016 10:33:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Turn the heat off up in this bitch #thefuckingsubway Monday, February 01, 2016 9:22:32 AMTwitter for Android
Bring on the snow bitch #GlobalWarming Friday, January 22, 2016 9:12:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch Thursday, November 19, 2015 11:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
I think I told this bitch off too loudly accidentally on purpose for putting her arm in my picture https://t.co/RBJ57XUKEB Saturday, October 31, 2015 3:59:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Billyjune88 bitch you're not gonna rescue me from matchless this week?
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:43:37 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna make sure some bitch McAsshole knows that the guy he fired who told him to fuck off helped me solve this critical issue. #cunts Saturday, August 29, 2015 3:01:02 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of dumb bitch would drink water that 1) has a known toxic spill and 2) Has known toxic waste in it. http://t.co/mnnU0wJs7f Monday, August 10, 2015 10:00:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Whenever this cheating bitch is out with us, it destroys my hope for society Friday, July 31, 2015 12:23:02 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC. Way to blow a 3-0 lead, useless bitch Thursday, July 30, 2015 8:47:00 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows Wednesday, July 15, 2015 4:07:32 AMTwitter Web Client
"You dumb but you a bitch" Friday, July 10, 2015 8:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
DUMB BITCH Friday, July 10, 2015 8:36:42 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Toppi just made me do another Jameson Wednesday, June 03, 2015 9:23:28 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch put the AC on in this cab. Too bougie for this hot sticky shit Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:58:05 AMTwitter for Android
"Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:36:47 PMTwitter for Android
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