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@hartgoat Nothing is up you idiots. They just don't whine like little bitches when they lose
In reply to @hartgoat's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 2:45:18 PMTwitter Web App
If the Trump campaign was actually smart, they'd use a Taylor Swift song and see how sjer and her regime would react.

Rather than the NY post being a bitch ass saying she didn't support Harris. 		Wednesday, September 11, 2024 2:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways Wednesday, May 15, 2024 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine FIRST ENERGY, bitch
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2024 9:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
@HeroDividend Get the fuck out of here. What about people grilling outside? This cannot be an official HOA post. This is a mental patient bitching to the community about nonsense
In reply to @HeroDividend's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 10:37:00 AMTwitter Web App
I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AMBlueSky
I'm back, bitches! https://t.co/PbN9wD0bIy Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:06:33 AMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, you'll be taking no oath. There's no way you and your bitch ass ways will be elected.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, December 11, 2023 7:40:59 PMTwitter for Android
@JLasagna43 Baseball is boring now that no one is ripping amphetamines and PEDs anymore... Everyone's also a wimpy ass bitch that ends up on the injured list
In reply to @JLasagna43's tweet
Monday, November 13, 2023 12:37:34 PMTwitter Web App
This decrepit bitch. Can we get people who aren't a billion years old leading us? No, we can't afford financing shit that isn't even our problem. Us is broke as a joke and yet the priority is funding Ukraine and Israel? Fuck outta hea

https://t.co/UZHqqxUxcW 		Sunday, October 22, 2023 9:51:37 AMTwitter for Android
I'm so pissed off right now. I'm about to shake a bitch Sunday, October 08, 2023 2:13:49 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever the fuck designed humans and invented mammals that bleed out every month and fluctuating hormones that turn them into feral bitches is an asshole creator. Design us better so that shit doesnt happen Tuesday, October 03, 2023 9:38:21 AMTwitter Web App
Summer ended yesterday. Thank Christ. Time to cool it down up in this bitch Friday, September 22, 2023 9:02:17 AMTwitter for Android
@MGonidakis Written like an absolute 🤡, Michael...

You support Frank aLoseR and his bitch ass ways.
In reply to @MGonidakis's tweet
Wednesday, August 09, 2023 1:19:52 AMTwitter for Android
Wah wah wah, I'm a little bitch and get butthurt when people disagree with my shitty ways. - Justice John Roberts

“It has become a disturbing feature of some recent opinions to criticize the decisions with which they disagree as going beyond the proper role of the judiciary,” https://t.co/3qG8LvyfjM 		Sunday, July 02, 2023 6:46:22 AMTwitter for Android
@GregAbbott_TX But not Vagina freedom you gd bitch
In reply to @GregAbbott_TX's tweet
Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:37:57 PMTwitter Web App
What a ratchet bitch. I hope they mistreat her in prison.

Although I will say, when I was working at the NYC tech startup, that's the culture. They pay young kids jack shit and promise them meals late. https://t.co/vTxEdZRMyi 		Saturday, June 03, 2023 2:55:51 PMTwitter for Android
New York's a fierce bitch Wednesday, March 15, 2023 12:06:59 AMTwitter for Android
The Costco checkout line is all the way to the back of the store and if I see any closed registers when I get up there, I'm'a shake a bitch Sunday, March 12, 2023 4:26:03 PMTwitter for Android
re:Play is lit. I need more 90s techno in this bitch Thursday, December 01, 2022 11:39:55 PMTwitter for Android
Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
Lol what a little wimpy ass bitch. What's the matter Clarence. Not able to take criticism of students telling you you're a hypocritical bitch? Eat a dick

https://t.co/ebEWmFEwL7 		Thursday, July 28, 2022 9:41:27 AMTwitter for Android
And here's another dumb asshole bitch mfer @AGJeffLandry

https://t.co/zLk5eFM3Dz 		Monday, July 18, 2022 10:46:45 PMTwitter for Android
Hey Mortons Steakhouse: eat a dick, trying to say Brett Kavanaugh should eat in peace. Nah. I say fuck him, let him get heckled. But Mr. wimp boy had to sneak out the back door. Good, bitch, I hope your life is a living hell Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:57:17 AMTwitter for Android
I would have been like deal with it bitch it's Christmas and you're not crying. How bad can it be. Then they had to get x-rays. For a bump that literally was nothing. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2022 8:43:26 AMTwitter for Android
@laurenboebert America is on the wrong path because idiots like you control the Supreme Court and Trump architected the beginnings of the next Civil War you gd bitch
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
Wednesday, June 29, 2022 5:10:27 PMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG You're a real sick bitch, you know that?
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:43:39 AMTwitter Web App
Bitch, stop telling me my YAML is not well-formed. Your mom's not well-formed Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:19:21 AMTwitter Web App
Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AMTwitter Web App
I mean... I feel like they're copying the 2019 Pixel 4 with face id. Two display cutouts is whack. And making USB-C exclusive to the pro is bonkers.

No one knows wtf they're doing. See? I don't just bitch about Android

https://t.co/mWRDWfxtFB 		Sunday, March 20, 2022 11:56:47 PMTwitter for Android
HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI Friday, March 18, 2022 10:01:58 AMTwitter Web App
Also, his website is a spyware hijacked domain landing page. You stupid bitch
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:02:27 PMTwitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Lol I'm all good. Just bitchin here
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
Wednesday, February 02, 2022 9:43:10 PMTwitter for Android
In case anyone's wondering, migrating a 14 year old MySQL database using shitty latin1 encoding to utf8mb4 and preserving the emojis is a bitch of a task and can suck it. But I won.

🖕🖕🖕 		Wednesday, January 19, 2022 9:23:56 AMTwitter for Android
This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges?

https://t.co/mApRw62L8W 		Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how if you bitch about a Google product not working right, support is on you in 5 seconds but if you bitch about how they jacked up the Pixel 6 launch, 🦗🦗🦗 Thursday, November 04, 2021 12:38:30 AMTwitter for Android
Three more years of this useless bitch. Cancel the Yankees until 2024, or until Cashmen is either fired or dies. Hal's an idiot and George is spinning in his grave

https://t.co/eAfYM2kbPc 		Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:42:14 AMTwitter Web App
LMFAO. What a little bitch. "Trumpy Trump made me do it. I'm a baby that can't think for myself"

What kind of dirt does Donnie DumDum have that he can just order someone to give hundreds of thousands of dollars in free (albeit, bogus) legal counsel?

https://t.co/7BWuqw6R7D 		Friday, October 08, 2021 5:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
Maybe I'm wrong and she's nice, but Ariana Grande rubs me the wrong way. She comes across as a nasty, rough around the edges bitch. But who the hell am I to say. Saturday, September 25, 2021 8:06:37 PMTwitter for Android
You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AMTwitter for Android
This is the best bitchface of all time

https://t.co/NmZ6qenHw4 		Tuesday, August 10, 2021 3:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
RT @nachosarah: instead of anti-vaxxers let’s call them dumb bitches like sorry you can’t come to the party because you’re a dumb bitch Monday, August 09, 2021 1:29:02 AMTwitter Web App
Droopy, turtle-faced bitch writes letter to education secretary so we can continue to glorify all the whites throughout history who never did anything wrong to natives or blacks https://t.co/qtwmAgxg1J Friday, April 30, 2021 9:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
They chose wrong. Shouldn't have given this useless bitch the job. Release him

https://t.co/P4NHIVZ72m 		Thursday, April 15, 2021 11:37:28 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You are a full of shit bitch. I don't identify as a Democrat or Republican. We don't want to cancel Republicans. We want to cancel ignoramus cult morons who S Trump's D and spread his lies.

Resign, shitface
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 1:51:04 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee @CoriBush Hey Marjorie: put your mask on, you stupid bitch. Were in the middle of a pandemic and Trump had 430k killed due to utter incompetence and science and logic denying cult followers

Whoever yelled at you - good.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:32:16 AMTwitter for Android
A pardon? This deranged bitch wants a pardon? How about death for treason instead?

https://t.co/pDeLkJVyJe 		Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
@Mike_Pence Invoke the 25th you little bitch Monday, January 11, 2021 1:30:08 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, @senatemajldr McConnell, you fuckin droopy turtle faced bitch: How does it feel to lose the Senate and support a mental patient who incites coups? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
This bitch doesn't even have a blue checkmark. How is she legitimate?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:42:19 PMTwitter Web App
@fox7austin Because he finally realized he worked for an ignorant, dumb bitch?
In reply to @fox7austin's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:36:55 PMTwitter Web App
I popped onto Slack for a couple minutes and 900 people are bitching about X and on tirades about Y. And I didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. Some other asshole can fix it all and I'll get back right when things chill out again.

Enjoyyyyy
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:21:08 PMTwitter Web App
Stop wasting money incarcerating this bitch. Put her foot first through a wood chipper

https://t.co/IGNF8e9Ji5 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 10:19:29 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
I can't wait until January 20th so we can see this whiny sore loser bitch dragged from the White House kicking and screaming Friday, November 13, 2020 12:15:30 PMTwitter Web App
Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:45:28 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck PA, NC and GA. We just need WI and MI to hold as flipped and win NV and AZ and we're good.

Although the looney toon will contest everything and whine like a little bitch 		Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:40:42 PMTwitter Web App
Just did a rude sneaker squeak about face and ran the other way because some dumb bitch at walmart coughed straight into the air with her mask down.

Idgaf 		Tuesday, October 20, 2020 9:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch: https://t.co/3eKXNug4jL
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Monday, October 12, 2020 10:39:56 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ on the cross. https://t.co/eNJrd9wDoS

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump @noaa. Stop denying science you goddamn bitch 		Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:27:32 AMTwitter Web App
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
I can't believe this dumb bitch is sitting here defending the idiot's use of hydroxycloroquine when numerous medical agencies say it does not help https://t.co/OPhj8FFG01 Wednesday, July 29, 2020 8:12:26 AMTwitter for Android
Let's rename this bitch to:
✔️ 'Merica
✔️Murrrica
✔️Amerikkka
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2020 11:10:47 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is the worst of the worst. https://t.co/CtEAryb6M9 Friday, October 04, 2019 11:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing ever fucking compiles up in this bitch Tuesday, August 20, 2019 11:01:38 AMTwitter Web App
Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?" Thursday, April 25, 2019 1:21:44 AMTwitter for Android
I need to take a shower because I stink of that theater bitch's perfume - just from being in the seat next to her Friday, March 22, 2019 1:02:30 AMTwitter for Android
My NY asshole-ness came out real hard. Ruthless. Bet this Miss Piggy looking bitch won't be wearing perfume in public again after hearing my mouth run
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 21, 2019 9:16:09 PMTwitter for Android
Send the fucking bitch who did this to these poor dogs foot first through a wood chipper: https://t.co/KS0VYTxgui Tuesday, November 20, 2018 7:07:44 PMTwitter for Android
What a dumb bitch. How much is the telecom lobby paying you? Keep the internet open @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/MAFWv3bxxk 		Friday, August 03, 2018 7:18:30 PMTwitter for Android
The guy who leads this bitch doesn't know the difference between the words would and wouldn't https://t.co/y8xLf4Oo1c Wednesday, July 18, 2018 4:56:55 AMTwitter for Android
@senjudiciary @WSJ @POTUS He's a dumbass bitch who wants to block websites on the internet like we're the Great Firewall of China.
In reply to @senjudiciary's tweet
Tuesday, July 10, 2018 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE Tuesday, June 26, 2018 11:03:52 PMTwitter for Android
This bird bitch is savage af https://t.co/pAtQcp1rlJ Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:22:47 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. I'm such an old millennial. I just took two insta stories of me eating a hot dog and accidently directed them to strangers Friday, August 04, 2017 5:33:49 PMTwitter for Android
A+ move by the guy next to me who told the flight attendant to shut the fuck up under his breath when she was bitching about airplane mode. Sunday, July 16, 2017 7:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. There's a fireball rep at the bar giving out shots. I need this like I need a hole in my head, but I'm still gonna take em. Wednesday, July 12, 2017 4:50:49 PMTwitter for Android
Bitches cray Saturday, March 25, 2017 4:58:51 AMTwitter for Android
buncha fuckin morons running this bitch. Merica Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:43 AMTwitter Web Client
My advice to a bitch ass client this fine AM https://t.co/tNTrI9Hlq6 Monday, March 20, 2017 9:35:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I just dumped a half fuckin pound if pasta down my garbage disposal. Bitch ass trick. Now I have to cook it all over again Saturday, March 18, 2017 3:22:42 AMTwitter for Android
Mal doesn't hang out with any ugly bitches. Like Meg Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:41:51 PMTwitter for Android
I'm in the office. Dude walks past my desk but doesn't stop by to chat. Then slacks me to trade conference rooms. What a pussy assed bitch Monday, January 23, 2017 12:36:55 PMTwitter Web Client
You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s & bitches. Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago? Saturday, October 22, 2016 6:54:55 AMTwitter for Android
I like how this stupid fuckin bitch has half the subway car open yet decides to stand right up in my grillmix Monday, October 10, 2016 6:25:48 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Arnie P took a powder? Gotta honor him with Arnie Ps and Tito's my dude. Sunday, September 25, 2016 11:28:46 PMTwitter for Android
My desk's got Tito's, Arnold Palmer and confetti in it. I'm a degenerate bitch. https://t.co/lsLiUUFeSm Friday, August 12, 2016 6:40:57 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu used to use tabs. Now I use spaces. When you have something like Python that bitches about spacing, you get used to it
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, May 30, 2016 3:51:23 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch call the cops Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:53:29 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch https://t.co/6PlodUTe2C Friday, May 20, 2016 3:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE Saturday, May 14, 2016 1:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
2001 on loop all day long and I'm all like "fuck you too bitch call the cops" Wednesday, April 20, 2016 3:41:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Some Technotronic came on my Google Music on this early assed train ride and now it's like like the clurb up in this bitch Monday, April 18, 2016 5:46:22 AMTwitter for Android
What dumb bitch at @Azure thought it was a good idea for the portal to scroll horizontally? Thing keeps auto scrolling and spazzing out Sunday, April 17, 2016 1:26:04 AMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch works from home on his last day? I need your RSA token and laptop back idiot. And it's the security guy. Real secure Friday, February 19, 2016 10:33:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Turn the heat off up in this bitch #thefuckingsubway Monday, February 01, 2016 9:22:32 AMTwitter for Android
Bring on the snow bitch #GlobalWarming Friday, January 22, 2016 9:12:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit. Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you too bitch Thursday, November 19, 2015 11:37:09 PMTwitter for Android
Whaddup bitches? Saturday, November 14, 2015 1:00:41 AMTwitter for Android
I think I told this bitch off too loudly accidentally on purpose for putting her arm in my picture https://t.co/RBJ57XUKEB Saturday, October 31, 2015 3:59:13 PMTwitter for Android
@Billyjune88 bitch you're not gonna rescue me from matchless this week?
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:43:37 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna make sure some bitch McAsshole knows that the guy he fired who told him to fuck off helped me solve this critical issue. #cunts Saturday, August 29, 2015 3:01:02 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of dumb bitch would drink water that 1) has a known toxic spill and 2) Has known toxic waste in it. http://t.co/mnnU0wJs7f Monday, August 10, 2015 10:00:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Whenever this cheating bitch is out with us, it destroys my hope for society Friday, July 31, 2015 12:23:02 AMTwitter for Android
Crushin karaoke, bitches. Maybe I'm a little drunk but my voice is stellar right now. #modest Thursday, July 30, 2015 10:53:37 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC. Way to blow a 3-0 lead, useless bitch Thursday, July 30, 2015 8:47:00 PMTwitter for Android
"I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3 Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:32:07 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows Wednesday, July 15, 2015 4:07:32 AMTwitter Web Client
"You dumb but you a bitch" Friday, July 10, 2015 8:37:00 PMTwitter for Android
DUMB BITCH Friday, July 10, 2015 8:36:42 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Toppi just made me do another Jameson Wednesday, June 03, 2015 9:23:28 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch put the AC on in this cab. Too bougie for this hot sticky shit Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:58:05 AMTwitter for Android
"Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose Wednesday, May 27, 2015 9:36:47 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch you're married. Enough Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:51:29 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is relentless. We are trying so hard to get her to leave and she just won't Friday, May 08, 2015 12:44:43 AMTwitter for Android
#Keith2015 #YouGodDamnBitch Saturday, May 02, 2015 11:12:46 PMTwitter for Android
I've been real quiet on Twitter recently. Trying to lose the negativity and bitching and ramp up the stupid Wednesday, April 01, 2015 11:18:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a valid Office license up in this bitch? Months already. Friday, December 19, 2014 11:46:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Played my Olaf singing/dancing plush desk snowman. Bitches love Olaf singing/dancing plush desk snowmen Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:50:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Just was the IT bitch for the SVP of Enterprise Sales and the CTO. They didn't know how to change the TV input to a conference room computer Thursday, December 11, 2014 1:35:37 PMTwitter Web Client
If I don't get my way tomorrow I might literally shake a bitch Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:22:55 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @MichaelShatin wake up crackers. I'm a bitch ass drinker and I am still awake Saturday, October 11, 2014 12:40:47 AMTwitter for Android
"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
Bossman is currently bitching at me about an error that HE caused. Still my fault somehow though. Tuesday, August 05, 2014 12:35:31 PMTwitter Web Client
She looks like she was cut from marble. That bitch was marble Monday, June 30, 2014 10:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
In case you're interested in how i fixed what I was bitchin about before, https://t.co/7guW2Ltw9W
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 26, 2014 2:02:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to use curl on the Windows command line is a bitch and a half. Works in 2 seconds in cygwin... Convoluted ass syntax on windows. Tuesday, June 24, 2014 11:38:28 AMTwitter Web Client
DBA manager with the rainbow keyboard keeps ripping ass up in this bitch. http://t.co/03GOKOhmmH Thursday, May 29, 2014 4:08:56 PMTwitter for Android
This old bitch singing is pretty shitty Tuesday, May 27, 2014 8:10:13 PMTwitter for Android
Closing out old abandoned tickets. Very tempted to close them all with "Don't give a fuck about your bitch ass request, ho" Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:51:17 PMTwitter Web Client
This old bitch is watching loud videos on her phone. Shut the fuck up Friday, May 16, 2014 6:56:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch wearing three watches is a weirdo Wednesday, May 07, 2014 9:04:22 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: On a hump day bitchface? http://t.co/NjxZyCtpZ9 Wednesday, May 07, 2014 8:23:45 PMTwitter for Android
Bitches http://t.co/JjSTFAd09g Friday, April 25, 2014 8:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
Company just did a scavenger hunt for answers on our intranet. if I didn't win this shit, they're fuckin mistaken. I RUN THIS BITCH Thursday, April 24, 2014 1:27:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone is bitching about Scandal and how it sucked tonight. I couldn't even tell you what the show was about off the top of my head... Friday, April 11, 2014 2:33:24 AMTwitter Web Client
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew Friday, April 04, 2014 1:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
Not pleased that there's someone with either tuberculosis or lung cancer on this plane. Someone quarantine this bitch! Sunday, March 16, 2014 2:50:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck Sunday, March 02, 2014 9:25:55 PMTwitter for Android
Didn't even get in yet and this dumb bitch VP is all up my ass because his monitoring triggered 3 false alarms. Bitch, everyone disposes you Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:42:33 AMTwitter for Android
OMG this is the sex. Gonna flash custom firmware on this bitch https://t.co/ghSBMhixra Thursday, February 27, 2014 12:54:20 AMTwitter Web Client
These bitches are LOUD Saturday, February 22, 2014 2:35:46 PMTwitter for Android
Bitches over at dyndns delete your shit if you don't log in monthly. Wrote automation + task scheduler to auto log in every other week. WIN Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:09:00 AMTwitter Web Client
The driver "You're such a fuckin pussy bitch" Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:23:27 AMTwitter for Android
This old bitch smells like crusted piss Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:51:59 AMTwitter for Android
Bitch get yourself checked out Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:44:20 AMTwitter for Android
I can spot a bad bitch from a mile away. My slutdar is top notch. Thursday, December 26, 2013 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
”You mind riding bitch?" Best quote of the whole movie.. Saturday, December 14, 2013 8:36:22 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is so fucking orange, I'm about to get a tan off that glow. Saturday, December 14, 2013 4:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Mary Poppins the bitch from sound of music Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:35:43 PMTwitter for Android
Danny just asked me to bring him a water with ice. Fuckin pussy. Drink alcohol bitch Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
I think I bitched so much about how many meetings we had that I'm no longer welcome, because I was uninvited from like 5 of them. Wednesday, October 09, 2013 4:55:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy October, bitches Tuesday, October 01, 2013 12:00:12 AMTwitter Web Client
#bitches You can't get more top notch than I am. Fuck all you suits who think you know it all. Monday, September 30, 2013 11:59:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Our facebook app was broken. Came home from the bar. Bitch on call had no clue. CTO said we couldn't be drunk and I fixed it anyway. SUCK IT Monday, September 30, 2013 11:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
This company makes me want to shake a bitch #booker Tuesday, September 24, 2013 12:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a crazy assed bitch. Monday, September 16, 2013 7:56:41 PMTwitter for Android
Second week in a row I fucked up the Sunday Sudoku in the Daily News. Dumbass bitch... So mad at myself. Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:36:58 PMTwitter for Android
There's a lot of boogers up in that bitch Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:23:06 PMtxt
Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure Thursday, August 29, 2013 4:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever's got the herbs up in this bitch. Sheeeeeit Thursday, August 22, 2013 7:11:21 PMTwitter for Android
Cheeseburger in paradise bitches Thursday, August 22, 2013 6:08:01 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:16:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Bitches @ Booker http://t.co/VEc0qexPSN Friday, August 09, 2013 4:36:28 PMInstagram
TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask. Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:37:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Our database makes me want to shake a bitch Monday, August 05, 2013 5:28:53 PMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer is a bitch for not coming to Hass' going away party sooner Friday, July 26, 2013 11:13:25 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. They made me a Foursquare Superuser and I've been up all night correcting shit Friday, July 26, 2013 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
To the dumb bitch who ran into a blind woman with a guide dog in Grand Central... I hope you get run over by a train. Tuesday, July 16, 2013 7:57:14 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito bitch were getting hammered tomorrow
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, July 13, 2013 12:10:23 AMTwitter for Android
@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Friday, July 12, 2013 7:48:55 PMTwitter for Android
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit. Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:29:19 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch on the train is fuckin screaming Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:18:18 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch needs more cores and RAM: http://t.co/kTvGFkIgT8 Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:41:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Bitch get me a 30. @SonicBlur23 Friday, June 14, 2013 4:22:44 PMTwitter for Android
Vacation starts now bitches Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:54:16 PMTwitter for Android
Legit needed to put ear plugs in to prevent myself from punching this dumb phone assed noisy bitch in the face Monday, June 10, 2013 7:34:58 PMTwitter for Android
I can do the Robert Plant falsetto like a boss. Get at me bitches Saturday, June 08, 2013 6:02:56 PMTwitter for Android
Big screen TVs, blunts, and bitches Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:43:50 PMTwitter for Android
cray bitches https://t.co/3HwcLimxNa Thursday, June 06, 2013 8:25:48 PMVine for Android
What kind of dumb bitch setups up a load balancer to round robin to one server in the pool? #hood #booker #Niraj Monday, June 03, 2013 9:57:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PMTwitter for Android
Eric is a dumb bitch Wednesday, May 29, 2013 3:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I might need another one of these Netta G&Ts. Going down real smooth. Summer's almost here bitchessss Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:18:45 PMTwitter for Android
OVERHEARD at Booker... Paula, our recruiter. "I think the bigger ones are better. I want a big one" (computer displays you sick bitch) Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:16:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch" Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:56:45 PMTwitter for Android
Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch bring me another beer. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:29:25 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Cute ending this week http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie Monday, May 06, 2013 2:44:52 AMGetGlue.com
Me and danny beat these bitches fair and square by hitting two cups at once. We gave them a second chance and lost. Fuck Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:05:42 PMTwitter for Android
Yo. If I lose this beer pong tournament, I'll shake a bitch Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
Me to Danny: "Bitch. Make me a taco" Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:55:03 PMTwitter for Android
Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox Friday, May 03, 2013 6:35:05 PMTwitter for Android
Might actually cunt punt Grace for being an absolute wise cracking bitch ass. Go off on her Joe Pesce style, like Spider in Goodfellas Friday, April 26, 2013 3:51:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (42 others checked-in) http://t.co/fj4Jv9OJAW #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:43:48 PMGetGlue.com
IIS + PHP = ASS (use linux with php) #bitches Tuesday, April 23, 2013 5:12:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe S thought it was all my monitors that raised the temp by my desk. He didn't realize it was me. #struttin #bitches Tuesday, April 23, 2013 3:09:46 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna strut dat ass to work tomorrow with ripped Diesels and a pink T-shirt. #bitches Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:05:37 AMTwitter for Android
#bitches Monday, April 22, 2013 11:41:37 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PMTwitter for Android
#irunthisbitch Friday, April 19, 2013 6:35:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna start hashtagging #bitches whenever I do something boss, because bitches are awesome Friday, April 19, 2013 3:37:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I guess this is why my lowest score on my reviewbwas on professionalism.... Although I still met expectations. #bitches Friday, April 19, 2013 2:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
Added a third monitor on my desk connected to another computer for monitoring. Gonna get a tan now. #bitches Friday, April 19, 2013 10:32:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (40 others checked-in) http://t.co/fj4Jv9OJAW #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie Wednesday, April 17, 2013 10:51:20 PMGetGlue.com
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PMTwitter Web Client
This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick Friday, April 12, 2013 1:38:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Overheard: "How can your flat assed face not be at McDonalds, bitch" Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:14:07 PMTwitter for Android
This Dr on Body of Proof should stop being a bitch and get back with this cop. He does everything for her Thursday, April 04, 2013 11:00:23 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way. Monday, April 01, 2013 6:47:39 PMTwitter for Android
THESE BITCHES with their leftover easter ham. Smells nom. I'm jealous and I brought in leftover ham for lunch Monday, April 01, 2013 2:07:16 PMTwitter Web Client
♪ Payback's a motherfuckin bitch but I won't stress and I won't switch ♪ Monday, March 25, 2013 5:25:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Fucking people... I sometimes have the urge to shake a bitch.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:08:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
FIX. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BUILDS. Nothing fucking compiles up in this bitch Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:37:57 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kellyomealia @kerbear88 @scoopANDslam you bitches still out? Saturday, March 16, 2013 8:29:51 PMTwitter for Android
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AMTwitter for Android
On this bitch ass train for an hour and didn't even make it 20 miles north of NYC. Fucking MTA Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:27:06 PMTwitter for Android
Mark Texieria is a pussy assed bitch who's always injured and a huge flop of a contract. Fuckin waste of life hitting .260 Thursday, March 07, 2013 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp no wonder everyone says this bitch smells. She's eating 500 sprigs of asparagus... Piss could probably wake the dead. Monday, March 04, 2013 12:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
This gentleman is bitching on the phone about his review and he wouldn't stay even if they offered him 400k Monday, February 25, 2013 6:50:08 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch. Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Hwy bitch. Can you fuckin like... Watch your kid and have him walk next to you and not in my path. Because I will boot him Monday, February 18, 2013 1:58:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin... The offspring is on here bitches #90s Friday, February 15, 2013 9:15:01 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a crazy ass bitch Friday, February 08, 2013 10:39:03 AMTwitter Web Client
'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch Thursday, February 07, 2013 5:10:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Might shake a bitch Wednesday, January 30, 2013 5:29:52 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You're a Dumb Bitch http://t.co/kTg3yXG Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:55:08 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
son of a bitch. take this turntable away from me. will spend all my money on grunge records Monday, January 21, 2013 9:00:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Just bitched to HR that they can suck my dick Friday, January 18, 2013 6:26:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I will probably jack off to pearl jam's ten spinning on my turntable. Hurry up and ship, bitches Friday, January 18, 2013 3:21:44 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Let Me Tell You How Batshit Crazy I Am, Bitches. http://bit.ly/11w2GYw Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:26:50 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
It smells like nasty assed, stale, overly strong coffee up in this bitch Monday, January 07, 2013 9:30:25 AMTwitter Web Client
sudo get bitches http://t.co/9Wug3Cc @__JLu Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:50:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Son of a bitch. Was just informed by @RockNationRadio that Dave Grohl was at Sirius and I didn't get the invite. http://t.co/Iou7vSn Monday, December 10, 2012 1:23:31 PMTwitter Web Client
This is fuckin karma. I wasn't sympathetic enough for the bitch ass who missed her stop on Tuesday Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:44:16 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch these players hate me. Time to move out Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
Everyone's taking three fucking years at these ATMs. Fuck off bitches. Friday, November 30, 2012 1:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
This dumb blonde bitch is paid all day to shop online and steal my equipment Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:39:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Just called Kevin Rose a bitch... Monday, November 26, 2012 8:49:31 PMTwitter for Android

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