49 results for bastard
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Also my wife "you're on your gloomy bastard music again"
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:20:25 PMBlueSky
I went to do my fantasy baseball lineup and who the FUCK does a 2PM monday game.. I went to take out this weak injured bastard and he's locked

Fucking MLB. I'm such a shitty team owner https://t.co/e92VPkh5Am 		Monday, April 01, 2024 2:18:48 PMTwitter Web App
Is this senile bastard out of his mind? The fucking cargo company and insurance should pay for it. Not my tax dollars https://t.co/OSaox50fDT Tuesday, March 26, 2024 7:20:09 PMTwitter for Android
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. GFY asshole. You crooked bastard. Rot in there.@HouseholderOH

https://t.co/lqbqyC9CDy 		Thursday, July 13, 2023 2:55:59 PMTwitter Web App
I mean... Elon's a wacky bastard who ruined Twitter and I'm not a huge fan, but let the man do his drugs if he wants. I agree you're probably better off with ketamine than all the big pharma SSRI shit they push on everyone

https://t.co/WeYoDnk0WJ 		Sunday, July 09, 2023 9:42:23 AMTwitter for Android
Someone stop this crazy bastard. He's ruining Twitter https://t.co/ophpERkzoQ Saturday, July 01, 2023 2:11:47 PMTwitter for Android
This is a horse-toothed wacky bastard who has no right representing a festering pile of shit https://t.co/MGhQwo6WyQ Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:25:42 AMTwitter Web App
Hey Elon you wacky bastard. When are you gonna make DOGE go to the moon, because my $100 I bought of it is now worth $30 atm.

https://t.co/NqrrG1tBFe 		Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:44:41 AMTwitter Web App
This cooky bastard! What a lunatic. Just because you're the world's richest person doesn't mean you need like 20 mansions. But at least have a modest average person home for your wife and kids you moron

https://t.co/9Hj6DAUVqG 		Monday, April 18, 2022 8:01:41 AMTwitter for Android
Elon's a wacky bastard, but he's not wrong many times. We gotta get rid of these old boomer leaders. The brain declines with age.

https://t.co/VWnV65iMPp 		Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:46:32 AMTwitter for Android
Opened up my powershell core profile and found a blast from the past and me being me (a grumpy bastard) https://t.co/VgiKF13gru Friday, February 18, 2022 1:56:42 AMTwitter Web App
This crazy bastard is going to win in 2024 and then we're going to have a civil war Sunday, February 06, 2022 12:57:20 AMTwitter for Android
My doggo is the most food motivated. I had a lick-able plate and she was whining/begging/following me for it. Then I called her a crazy fuckin' bastard and she stopped dead in her tracks, got mad at me and didn't follow the plate, like she understood. Kid you not. The sassy betch Tuesday, January 18, 2022 11:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
Sanchez got a hit with the bases juiced? What a miracle, that .188 hitting bastard! Go El Gary! Saturday, May 15, 2021 7:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
What a kooky bastard. Crazy AF, but I got a chuckle out of this https://t.co/dK4Ey8vAlr Friday, March 26, 2021 12:13:18 AMTwitter Web App
I'm trying to decide who was the worst president of all time.

Jackson was a crazy bastard who murdered people in gun duels, signed the Indian Removal Act and crashed the economy

Trump killed 400,000+ by mismanaging a pandemic and incited an insurrection to overthrow the gov't 		Tuesday, January 19, 2021 9:10:03 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
. @realDonaldTrump cut this shit out, you dumb bastard. All my shit made in China is getting too expensive. Will you just go play golf instead?

https://t.co/NAVGyoCOJx 		Sunday, November 15, 2020 8:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
The polar vortex that's dropped over the eastern half of the country can go fuck itself, the stupid bastard. Didn't drop down all winter, so I got no snow, but when I want spring weather, it decided to just hang around. Middle of fucking may and it's going to be below freezing. Wednesday, May 06, 2020 5:33:28 PMTwitter Web App
Dumb bastard. Can't take advice from the experts...

https://t.co/98aBFwgbRz 		Friday, May 01, 2020 11:13:40 PMTwitter for Android
Then they wonder why the MTA is pure garbage... Someone pin this bastard down to the third rail
https://t.co/lqpGIuccSF 		Monday, March 25, 2019 11:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @EPAScottPruitt! Go FUCK YOURSELF! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out you crooked bastard

Go suffocate on greenhouse gases you idiot 		Thursday, July 05, 2018 4:40:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @AjitPaiFCC nice pick you fuckin crooked bastard. Resign.

https://t.co/D0opMnjwTX 		Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:36:22 AMTwitter for Android
Plus, he overshot its orbit. NASA doesn't fuck up. They sent New Horizons past Pluto. Elon Musk is amateur hour in space. Consult with actual rocket scientists, ya cocky bastard
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:25:39 PMTwitter Web Client
John needs to shut his whore mouth. Stupid bastard. Friday, August 28, 2015 10:54:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary dumb bastard should've gone to a coffee shop.
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:47:42 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu lemmie call Bob Johnson. He'll outbid that bastard.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:43:15 PMTwitter for Android
Gassy as a bastard Wednesday, April 16, 2014 3:42:45 PMTwitter Web Client
What dumb bastard thought it was good to make a Bronx brewery? Beers, like the entire boro, suck ballsssssss Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:22:05 PMtxt
gassy as a bastard Friday, May 31, 2013 3:20:18 PMTwitter Web Client
I made fun of Joe P for dividing by 0 and this bastard php interpreter says I'm doing it but I'm not even doing fucking math. WTF Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:44:24 PMTwitter Web Client
OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
Need to wipe my phone. It's laggy as a bastard Friday, April 05, 2013 8:52:02 PMTwitter for Android
This bastard plays ping pong about 6 out of the 8 hour day Tuesday, April 02, 2013 3:08:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Train is stopped waiting for some fucking fat lazy overpaid MTA bastard to answer his funcking radio Monday, January 07, 2013 8:08:20 AMTwitter for Android
gassy as a bastard Friday, December 21, 2012 1:57:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Brian Wilson is a crazy bastard, and this gif is excellent: http://t.co/S4lKkdY Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:40:50 AMTwitter Web Client
To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PMTwitter for Android
As the Mover would say, I'm gassy as a bastard Sunday, October 07, 2012 2:54:53 AMTwitter Web Client
This fuckin mopey looking bastard keeps stomping on my feet when there's plenty of room Monday, September 10, 2012 8:06:57 AMTwitter for Android
"Joe you total bastard" -Christina Monday, June 25, 2012 5:43:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Dranj an Arrogant Bastard tonight, you guys. Maybe that's why I got tossed.... Friday, May 25, 2012 2:19:49 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: And it all Comes Down to this Crazy Bastard http://t.co/vv1OnlW Tuesday, October 04, 2011 8:30:30 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito @Colithika I did put that rich bastard Zuckerberg in my circle but obviously he won't follow me back (its sort of like Twitter)
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:31:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why its necessary for Twidroyd to use my GPS on startup when I have my location off. Spying bastard Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:52:23 PMtwidroid
@SonicBlur23 Actually Danny good thing you reminded me bc I just checked and my housemate put my fucking heat on 71. Lousy bastard...
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Monday, May 03, 2010 1:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Reading a religion book and I have no fuckin idea what this incoherent bastard is rambling about Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:12:59 AMtwidroid
What an ass on this smokin' Res Life intern. Personal assistant to Senor Downer? The lucky bastard. Friday, June 19, 2009 3:10:01 PMTwitter Web Client