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158 results for SUBWAY


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@SUBWAY tell your dev team that your email validation logic is idiotic. Plusses are completely valid in email addresses https://t.co/gF5ObwPcWo Monday, September 30, 2024 12:42:25 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music Tuesday, September 10, 2019 8:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
You assholes hiring? @MTA @NYCTSubway @MetroNorth

https://t.co/Zq2xDZ9tii 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 1:39:13 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Lololololololololol @NYCTSubway

https://t.co/A1dAF3LvmV 		Thursday, January 31, 2019 1:52:42 AMTwitter for Android
We get it, we get it.... The @NYCTSubway is a cesspool shithole #oldnews https://t.co/OxARhb3h92 Saturday, November 24, 2018 12:34:30 AMTwitter for Android
Amazon made a piss poor decision picking NYC as one location for its new headquarters. Where the actual hell are they going to fit 25,000 more people? The subways will not handle it. Good luck with that noise... Tuesday, November 13, 2018 6:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
The subway STINKS Friday, August 03, 2018 8:43:57 AMTwitter for Android
@andrewcuomo how are those $30 million blue and gold subway tiles doing? Helping service?

Welp, at least you told @Ask_Spectrum to go fuck themselves, ya got that going for you.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, July 30, 2018 2:37:09 AMTwitter for Android
The cesspool, dumpster fire @NYCTSubway continues to crumble and I couldn't have made a better decision leaving that God forsaken, dirty, overpriced city https://t.co/XXHn3aE20P Monday, July 30, 2018 2:33:02 AMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: #NeverForget #SubwaySeries https://t.co/YTtYFGfLQI Saturday, June 09, 2018 12:24:22 AMTwitter for Android
Usually I'd drop a couple f bombs at @NYCTSubway to do better, but I moved out of NY because I couldn't deal with the dumpster fire MTA. So do what you want and have fun living in squalor
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:11:21 AMTwitter for Android
The subways are too damn hot! Tuesday, May 15, 2018 9:30:25 PMTwitter for Android
The @MTA / @NYCTSubway is a garbage organization

https://t.co/KXMOZj365M 		Monday, May 07, 2018 12:01:04 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Wednesday, April 04, 2018 9:54:03 AMTwitter for Android
B. .nc,,chf.x😂 💯🇦🇺🇦🇮(+_+)=_=Here's The Most Damning Report Yet On Why The New York City Subway Is Terrible https://t.co/hbogvYLWZQ Friday, December 29, 2017 10:59:25 PMTwitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth how about you cuncel Melrose and Tremont. Useless stations. Tell peeps to take the subway there instead. Thursday, April 20, 2017 12:00:00 AMTwitter for Android
Would be nice if #thefuckingsubway didn't decide to park in between stations when I have another train to catch Monday, March 27, 2017 6:26:54 PMTwitter for Android
The MTA sucks 12 cocks. https://t.co/mhEyUhdDf6 #thefuckingsubway

Do yourself a favor and leave this cess pool city 		Tuesday, January 24, 2017 11:57:52 AMTwitter for Android
This dude is spot on: https://t.co/KNL85KD2U5

#thefuckingsubway 		Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:27:15 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of moronic @NYCTSubway assholes decided to close an escalator at the GCT 4/5 during rush hour? Total clusterfuck #thefuckingsubway Thursday, December 15, 2016 6:42:17 PMTwitter for Android
How much you wanna bet I walk out of this MetroNorth shitbox and then the subways running like shit? Monday, December 12, 2016 9:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
Great, the 4/5 is all jacked up #thefuckingsubway Tuesday, November 22, 2016 8:48:29 AMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Look how filthy the NYC subway is. Absolute grimefest
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, October 20, 2016 5:16:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I like how this stupid fuckin bitch has half the subway car open yet decides to stand right up in my grillmix Monday, October 10, 2016 6:25:48 PMTwitter for Android
Back in ny ONE day and I get three 5 trains in a row when I need a 4 to Yankee Stadium #thefuckingsubway Tuesday, September 13, 2016 6:27:33 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 @MTA #thefuckingsubway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, August 27, 2016 6:48:22 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 #thefuckingsubway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 8:48:39 AMTwitter for Android
Trains been at the station for 5 mins with the doors open letting the heat in. #thefuckingsubway Wednesday, August 17, 2016 8:42:53 AMTwitter for Android
R train sucks a cock. 20 mins for it to show up in the morning. 20 minutes for it to show up going home. #thefuckingsubway Monday, August 15, 2016 7:00:56 PMTwitter for Android
Dafuq are all the manh bound R trains in Queens? @NYCTSubway waiting 20 mins for an R Monday, August 15, 2016 8:57:55 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway is awful this morning. Monday, August 15, 2016 8:52:29 AMTwitter for Android
No wonder #thefuckingsubway is garbage. Infrastructure from like 1900: https://t.co/m7owX4lwla Tuesday, August 09, 2016 1:04:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu @MalJNew the subway system will no longer give me heart disease
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:42:41 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway https://t.co/Q9dYWuP5Ny Tuesday, July 26, 2016 1:09:36 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckinsubway never works right and 100% of yellow cabs never have the A/C on. #sweatingballs gotta get out of this cess pool city Monday, July 25, 2016 10:00:52 PMTwitter for Android
https://t.co/cBX4veU1qh #thefuckingsubway Wednesday, July 13, 2016 3:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Train has been parked at Queens Plaza for 5 minutes #thefuckingsubway Monday, July 11, 2016 7:10:17 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway being slow af as usual Tuesday, July 05, 2016 9:13:24 AMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Wednesday, June 15, 2016 6:29:56 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Thursday, May 26, 2016 9:30:24 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway Monday, May 09, 2016 9:24:10 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, May 09, 2016 9:23:49 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes Monday, May 09, 2016 9:18:11 AMTwitter for Android
Performers should be forcibly ejected if they stay in the same car for more than one stop #TheFuckingSubway Monday, May 02, 2016 6:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
This train's slower than Ted Cruz #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:13:57 PMTwitter for Android
We've let two "express" trains pass us on the local track. I'm sure the guy running this train has his thumb in his ass #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:07:40 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how this train has been parked in a tunnel for 5 minutes. It's 11PM. What train traffic? #TheFuckingSubway Thursday, April 28, 2016 11:03:48 PMTwitter for Android
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AMTwitter for Android
Someone's gotta move this bumblefuck train a little faster. Guys going like 10mph the whole way #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 25, 2016 9:07:04 PMTwitter for Android
Some motherfucker smells like mildew and B.O. #thefuckingsubway Monday, April 18, 2016 6:16:39 AMTwitter for Android
Trains always show up back to back to back... In the other direction. Meanwhile, I've been here like an asshole forever. #thefuckingsubway Friday, April 15, 2016 9:45:52 PMTwitter for Android
Love how the entire subway bench is open and this kid decides to sit right on top of my asshole #thefuckingsubway Friday, April 15, 2016 9:32:55 PMTwitter for Android
The entire @NYCTSubway sucked 12 dicks this morning. https://t.co/qLjU9aurhz Tuesday, April 05, 2016 10:49:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Hot as balls on this R #thefuckingsubway Thursday, March 10, 2016 9:04:41 AMTwitter for Android
It smells like asshole in here. #thefuckingsubway Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:28:21 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why is the uptown R traveling at reduced speed but the site says good service? At 42nd st Monday, February 22, 2016 6:28:05 PMTwitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway Friday, February 12, 2016 9:39:26 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway three M trains in a row. Are you serious?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, February 12, 2016 9:37:54 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway morning R service is infuriating and its way overcrowded. Someone needs to figure it out Friday, February 12, 2016 9:32:42 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why no Manh bound R trains at 46th st in Queens? 2 Ms in a row and like 5 trains queensbound passed. Friday, February 12, 2016 9:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
Turn the heat off up in this bitch #thefuckingsubway Monday, February 01, 2016 9:22:32 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway every morning around this time Manhattan bound R trains take forever show up at 46th st in Queens. Thursday, January 28, 2016 8:47:15 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway and the one after 8:39?
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, January 27, 2016 9:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit. Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why hasn't there been a Manhattan bound R train at 46th st in over 30 minutes? Site says good service Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:50:16 AMTwitter for Android
Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway Monday, January 25, 2016 7:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
Why does this jaggoff think it's necessary to play his phone games on full volume? #thefuckingsubway Monday, January 18, 2016 9:26:34 AMTwitter for Android
Please kill yourself for taking a bike on the subway during rush hour and also leaning on the pole. Tuesday, January 12, 2016 9:17:52 AMTwitter for Android
The entire WTC E station smells like bums and piss @NYCTSubway Friday, January 08, 2016 5:50:27 PMTwitter for Android
It's December 17th. I shouldn't be in a spring jacket sweating bullets on the fucking subway Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:11:10 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway stand on the fucking platform yourselves instead of some social media office and then tell me there's good service.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:18:37 PMTwitter for Android
Good service your mother's asshole @NYCTSubway https://t.co/pzIiFVVaUW Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:13:26 PMTwitter for Android
Why you send 2 Queens R trains in a row @ 59th st and then 10 more mins for the next overcrowded Q? @NYCTSubway Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:13:00 PMTwitter for Android
The entire N/Q/R line sucks 12 dicks @NYCTSubway Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people. Wednesday, December 09, 2015 5:56:38 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid fucking cocksuckers. Rail breaks on the N/q/R and the M has fuckin signal problems. Get your lives together @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:38:23 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MTA cunts Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:27:48 PMTwitter for Android
You should fucking tell people there are no R trains at Cortlandt St shitheads. 2 uptown Ns in 30 minutes. #fuckdoipayyoufor @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:55:27 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid fucks. Get more reliable. @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:50:18 PMTwitter for Android
There's a female "manspreading" on the subway right now. Way to go with the terminology, MTA. Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:45:55 AMTwitter for Android
Lower the fuckin heat on the subways you MTA cunts Monday, October 12, 2015 8:51:24 AMTwitter for Android
.@NYCTSubway it's absurd to blast the heat on the subway when it's like 60° out. Sunday, October 04, 2015 12:22:07 PMTwitter for Android
Subway is legit parked right now. #mtaproblems Wednesday, September 16, 2015 8:55:25 AMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why would you take a queens bound R train at queens plaza and turn it express? Rude. Friday, September 04, 2015 4:01:48 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway 59th st
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:21 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway WHY were there 5 Queens bound N/Q trains in a row? Some of us need the R. Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:34:44 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway you should fix the AC on 6 train car 7579 by door R1/R2. It's dripping legionnaires infested water all over the place Sunday, August 23, 2015 2:49:01 PMTwitter for Android
.@NYCTSubway I can crawl backwards on broken glass faster than the southbound 4/5 in Manhattan. How dare your status says good service. Monday, July 27, 2015 9:02:40 AMTwitter for Android
To the gentleman wheeling around a mini fridge on the subway during rush hour earlier: You're an asshole. Wednesday, June 24, 2015 7:31:10 PMTwitter for Android
Every. Single. Day. With these Subway delays. @NYCTSubway Tuesday, June 02, 2015 8:33:20 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway suck a dick that nothing is running right this morning. You guys are useless Monday, June 01, 2015 9:22:04 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway L train car 8193 has no A/C. Take it out of service and fix it you fare raising inferior fools. Saturday, May 30, 2015 7:42:15 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway at 46th st M/R. Why 2 Manhattan bound Ms in a row? There are never enough R trains. Been here 30 mins. Wednesday, May 27, 2015 12:26:56 PMTwitter for Android
Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too. Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PMTwitter for Android
Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless Monday, March 02, 2015 8:33:16 PMTwitter for Android
WILL YOU @NYCTSubway CUNTS FIX THE FUCKIN TURNSTYLES? BROADWAY/MAIDEN ENTRANCE @ FULTON ST 4/5? MISSED TRAIN B/C IT COULDN'T READ MY CARD Wednesday, February 11, 2015 6:39:58 PMTwitter for Android
Also, if you bring a stroller on a train or subway at rush hour, you're a poor. And inconsiderate. Friday, January 09, 2015 8:13:33 AMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth Monday, December 08, 2014 8:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
Was going to cab it home from Gramercy until I saw the assholes marching up Park Ave. Took the subway instead. Thursday, December 04, 2014 11:01:04 PMTwitter for Android
.@MTA the 4/5 is a piece of shit subway line. Raise the fares and then continue your shitty service assholes http://t.co/k92uqCL2mF Wednesday, November 12, 2014 6:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
If you drown yourself in perfume that smells like toilet bowl cleaner on a crowded subway, you should off yourself Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:03:53 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @NYCTSubway someone probably got murdered there
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:16:14 PMTwitter for Android
Has anyone else gotten satisfaction from farting on subway benches and feeling the vibration? #SoMature Tuesday, August 05, 2014 10:33:57 AMTwitter for Android
If you walk around the subway platforms while breastfeeding, you're straight up absurd. Monday, July 28, 2014 2:15:04 PMTwitter for Android
Let me kick it to you a little something like this: I'd rather be a subway performer than to work in this corporate assed startup Thursday, May 22, 2014 10:05:35 AMTwitter Web Client
If your family brings three fucking bikes into the subway at rush hour, you all deserve the worst Thursday, May 15, 2014 6:26:17 PMTwitter for Android
The entire subway system is useless. I've gotten screwed 3 times this am Wednesday, April 16, 2014 9:27:15 AMTwitter for Android
I will never be as dapper as this guy on the subway. Looked like a classy guy from the 50s. Girlfriend's gaydar went off, mine did not... Friday, April 04, 2014 11:35:31 PMTwitter for Android
Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me. Friday, February 21, 2014 7:14:21 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick Monday, February 10, 2014 6:38:10 PMTwitter for Android
Subway's a fucking disaster at Grand Central Monday, February 10, 2014 9:00:15 AMTwitter for Android
If you wear shorts and a winter coat on the subway in January, you're a certified psychopath. #serialkiller http://t.co/atjhQUmEaK Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:21:03 AMTwitter for Android
The guy horizontal, taking up an entire bench on a rush hour subway train deserves no less than a bullet in his head. Fucking waste of life. Monday, November 25, 2013 9:05:27 AMTwitter for Android
Woman. There is no reason for your stroller and five kids to take up the whole subway platform. have fewer kids. Monday, August 05, 2013 9:06:20 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 what is this patience you speak of? I have none, especially if you ride the subway every day
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:17:18 PMTwitter for Android
The girls in the Cohen's Fashion Optical subway ads are absolutely DTF Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:47:16 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:44:06 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds Monday, April 01, 2013 6:42:34 PMTwitter for Android
This isn't going to go well on the subway. Aka we might get video'd on barstool for banging Monday, January 14, 2013 9:46:28 PMTwitter for Android
I couldn't feel my arms on the subway this morning. Only my hands. Like they were floating Monday, December 31, 2012 12:49:45 PMTwitter for Android
Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me Thursday, December 27, 2012 4:55:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I always end up doing an Elise subway photoshoot. http://t.co/96dX9wX Saturday, December 15, 2012 3:02:53 PMInstagram
Hughlon was a boss on the subway this morning "Fuck all these people. Push your way through. You're not going to see them again" Monday, December 03, 2012 9:20:30 AMTwitter Web Client
If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
On a brighter note, there will be no parade to clutter up the vicinity of my office building and make me rage on the subways Thursday, October 18, 2012 6:05:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all of the Bronx metro north stops in the ass with a tire iron. Waste of time. Use the fuckin subways instead. Monday, October 08, 2012 9:59:51 PMTwitter for Android
You know your day is going to be amazing when a big obnoxious black gentleman tells you to move your fucking bag motherfucker on the subway Friday, September 28, 2012 9:20:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to stop kicking black people's shoes on the subway. This is the third time I got yelled at. In Bridgeport, I'd get shot Wednesday, August 08, 2012 1:09:08 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If The Subway Turnstyle Swipe Reader Messes Up, I'm Jumping The Fuck Over It http://bit.ly/PGPTaQ Friday, August 03, 2012 12:00:09 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You're a Cunt http://bit.ly/MmAqSt Thursday, August 02, 2012 7:35:33 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Drives me FUCKING crazy when I can hear people's earbuds from far away. Namely, my coworker in the next cube and people on the subway. STFU Monday, May 21, 2012 1:47:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Motherfuckers need to drop dead... not on the subway. Drop dead somewhere the fuck else so you don't delay thousands of people. Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:32:20 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Something New Now: I Fall Asleep Standing Up On Subways Like a Damn Horse http://t.co/zXQNxJN Friday, April 13, 2012 1:20:37 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Almost fell asleep standing up on the subway. Started to collapse, woke up and made a weird jerky motion. Nice Thursday, April 12, 2012 7:28:47 PMTwitter for Android
The need to start pumping colder AC on these subways... It's March already and roasting Wednesday, March 14, 2012 9:09:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck Monday, December 05, 2011 7:18:18 PMtxt
someone shit this subway station... it reeks in here Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:16:24 PMtxt
New blog post: Why Do The NYC Subway Turnstyles Still Say No Tokens? http://bit.ly/oU1P2D Monday, October 03, 2011 2:52:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Breaking News: NYC Subway Countdown Clocks Are Useless Shitpiles http://bit.ly/qGWEY5 Friday, August 26, 2011 9:20:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Subway Restaurant (159 N Central Ave, Hartsdale) http://4sq.com/o0QMMl Saturday, July 23, 2011 6:04:31 PMfoursquare
Today's crazy fuckin NYC subway segment: two huge black lesbians going the fuck at it on the 6 train platform in Grand Central. Friday, July 22, 2011 7:43:11 PMTwitter for Android
NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now. Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:25:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Is it really wise to rollerblade on the subway platform? What a dumbass. Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:16:27 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Rush Hour Rant: Subway Poles http://bit.ly/g6Oeui Monday, March 14, 2011 9:50:55 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Subway Segment: Rush Hour Steps http://bit.ly/eepVVB Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:16:57 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuckin Metro North on a Saturday schedule in the middle of rush hour. Standing room just like the fuckin subways. Tuesday, December 28, 2010 9:00:28 AMTwitter for Android
I wish these subway stations didn't smell like piss Thursday, October 14, 2010 7:14:06 PMTwitter for Android
@Waspito That is my mom at Subway. She doesn't understand the customization and thinks you can just get stuff from the menu
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Monday, May 31, 2010 3:37:54 PMTwitter Web Client

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