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RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien… 		Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Your religion and skin color don't matter. All that matters is if you bleed red, white, & blue and believe in peaceful freedo… Saturday, August 12, 2017 11:39:48 PMTwitter for Android
Someone get @DadBoner to this bachelor party immijitly https://t.co/LmhcIFZ0Ic Saturday, July 15, 2017 5:58:00 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Ain't been feeling' myself lately. Feels like a thousand years since I drank a thousand beers. The darkness has fell upon my … Friday, March 13, 2015 6:16:49 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween to ya, boo guys. Friday, October 31, 2014 4:51:37 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: "Tonight on the news, idiots bombed each other. Also, a piece of trash shot some poor guy. But first, BK Chicken Fries are ba… Friday, August 15, 2014 5:14:18 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Said, "If I catch a case of the backdoor explosions, I'll be comin' back here to erupt on your car and/or store floor, cornco… Tuesday, February 25, 2014 9:04:47 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: If you're not gettin' blackout bombed for Guy Fieri's b-day, you might as well just groan out a hot whizz on the American fla… Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to 'Ving, you guys. Wednesday, November 27, 2013 5:45:11 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: If you think Kate Upton is "fat," then we're not friends anymore. Why? 'Cause you suck and you're stupid and you hate Amer ... Friday, March 08, 2013 4:52:43 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: These smokin' cocoa babes are burnin' with the heat of a thousand suns. Sunday, February 03, 2013 8:23:17 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: You mess with me? I'll whizz on your car. I don't care. Super hot whizz, all over your the door handle. You touch my whiz ... Monday, December 17, 2012 5:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween, you guys. Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:05:01 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, like everyone at my company recently, looks like @DadBoner is getting fired also. #bogus Friday, October 19, 2012 3:46:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't wait for Yanks/Tigers later. See what @DadBoner has to say about that. Saturday, October 13, 2012 6:33:11 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: K-Money Club Rule #6 (pt2): If you're a smokin' babe that's gotta crap, management may let you push it out in a supervised ... Friday, September 28, 2012 8:21:59 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Wonder what Stone Cold Steve Austin is doin' for Labor Day? Poundin' Steveweisers, stunnin' corncobs in suits, grillin' th ... Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:06:16 PMTwitter for Android
Really looking forward to @DadBoner's "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" tweet, you guys Wednesday, August 22, 2012 2:59:47 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Don't understand why some folks hate the gays. They're great at all kindsa things, like friendship, olympic sports, advice ... Monday, August 06, 2012 9:46:33 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner Monday, July 30, 2012 3:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Jeez. That Kate Upton is really somethin' else, you guys. Monday, July 16, 2012 3:02:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:56:21 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Damn, it feels good to be me. Friday, June 15, 2012 4:00:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Dave said I drove to Taco Bell, then got in a fight in the drive-thru 'cause they never heard of Beefer D'reet Burreets. U ... Monday, June 04, 2012 4:40:15 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: If I worked at The Bell, I'd call it, "The Beefer D'reet Bureet" and sell like a million in 5 minutes. But, no one asked m ... Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:52:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys. Friday, May 18, 2012 10:26:27 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Was peepin' this babe named Sally Perez. Such a dynamite latina. Real generous in the caboose, lips, & chest beefer po ... Sunday, May 06, 2012 11:33:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed. Monday, April 30, 2012 4:28:24 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: I'm outta here. Weekend don't start 'til you flip work the bird and pull outta the parkin' lot on Friday. Math lesson: My ... Friday, April 27, 2012 8:51:24 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna travel all the way uptown to Taco Bell to get some Loco D'reets in honor of @DadBoner. Need the bold flavors. Friday, April 13, 2012 12:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: It's days like these, when I realize that some people don't like me, they can get a fat middle finger in their face. Hard ... Sunday, April 08, 2012 5:15:52 PMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but I'm the most interesting person you follow on Twitter. Well maybe not if you follow @DadBoner, but otherwise, I'm the illest. Friday, April 06, 2012 12:44:33 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: When you josh around about puttin your quarters in a another man's lady bank, be prepared to have your mind destroyed, man ... Tuesday, April 03, 2012 12:28:14 AMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: The best memories are usually the ones other people have to remember for you the next day, you guys. Sunday, April 01, 2012 3:39:44 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: Headin' to Cold One City, USA. Nothin' wrong with a Thirstday celebraish, you guys. Friday, March 02, 2012 2:03:09 AMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. Thursday, February 23, 2012 8:35:42 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: SI Swimsuit Ish came today. Can almost see that Kate Upton babe's downstairs situaish on the cover. Racy, but you can tell ... Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:42:55 PMTwitter for Android
I think I'm gonna go for some more bud lights, you guys. Its the @DadBoner of beers. Thursday, February 16, 2012 8:22:49 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Wearin' my red silk shirt tomorrow. So plush. Mad swag. It's got a couple stains, but you can hardly see 'em. Can't get ri ... Monday, February 13, 2012 11:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
@scoopANDslam what's the URL to @DadBoner's wife's website? Wednesday, February 01, 2012 1:34:13 PMTwitter for Android

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