| @XtinaSchelin @henwoley @thehill Maybe he should do us all a favor and drink bleach | Friday, April 24, 2020 6:08:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin Check the rev checker tooltips | Sunday, March 17, 2019 1:35:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin Such 90s/2000s UI, yet such functional #doge | Sunday, April 09, 2017 10:52:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @f2003629 @XtinaSchelin Running Internet Explorer elevated as SYSTEM is the concern | Monday, August 22, 2016 11:55:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| LOLMICROSOFT. Y U suggest launching an elevated IE instance? #securityfail cc @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/d4nxKVXEEf https://t.co/1wIBFp6sQF | Monday, August 22, 2016 2:03:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CC: @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/ru4T66Iz4Y | Thursday, April 14, 2016 7:15:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Come on, Boaty McBoatFace is the best boat name ever. Even @XtinaSchelin supports renaming one of our servers to ServerMcServerFace01 | Monday, March 21, 2016 5:24:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't get why this ignoramus is breaking my balls when his last day is tomorrow. We'd benefit more if he did NOTHING. cc @XtinaSchelin | Thursday, February 18, 2016 9:41:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Your boss just tried tying his personal github account to Whitehat... Not an SSH key. Not an access token/service acct. | Tuesday, February 16, 2016 3:16:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google Chrome Pet Peeve: They removed the 'danger' keyboard shortcut to get around bad SSL cert warnings. CC @XtinaSchelin | Thursday, February 11, 2016 11:00:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Tool just came on at the bar and we were leaving and I was rocking out | Tuesday, August 25, 2015 10:33:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin very good point. I'm a paranoia. I'm public and I take marketing g accounts that follow me and make them unfollow me | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 10:05:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin why is that an issue? You need to accept people to follow you if you're private | Wednesday, July 08, 2015 9:53:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Always a better day when @XtinaSchelin gets me on an Alice in Chains kick | Wednesday, May 13, 2015 3:39:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin was going to suggest that | Thursday, December 25, 2014 7:01:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My new favorite way to describe bad UIs via @XtinaSchelin: "low-contrast unconsecrated dog shit" (on Skype's redesign) | Monday, December 08, 2014 11:21:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin they don't let you. Used to IMAP mail to Thunderbird and delete from there but that didn't work well | Monday, October 27, 2014 11:55:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin I can believe this. Was at a Kmart once and the 1989 terminal they had kept freezing... | Monday, October 13, 2014 4:39:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| quote of the day via @XtinaSchelin: "We knit something together using unicorn hair and wishes?" #BOOKER | Friday, August 22, 2014 4:57:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
RT @XtinaSchelin: Accept that you will never be as excited as this guy.
Focus - Hocus Pocus: http://youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI via @YouTube | Thursday, July 10, 2014 2:39:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv | Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "it occurs to me that sysops is sort of a sausagefest" - @XtinaSchelin | Wednesday, June 25, 2014 4:41:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "I wouldn't piss down his throat if his heart was on fire" @XtinaSchelin | Wednesday, June 18, 2014 6:35:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin I'm not. I throw bows | Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:26:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .@XtinaSchelin Upgrading this release from red hot dumpster fire to yellow hot dumpster fire. | Wednesday, February 19, 2014 7:19:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin I've increased the 10.0 release dumpster fire status from red hot to white hot | Thursday, February 13, 2014 2:44:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin YOU CRAY GURRRRRLLLLLLLL | Friday, January 24, 2014 5:55:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @XtinaSchelin: These fuckers keep up with the flashing lights, Imma go over there with the tiiiniest hammer and break each of them, whil… | Friday, January 24, 2014 11:40:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
99 stupid ass bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code
(via @XtinaSchelin) | Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:58:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In theory, this shouldn't break #FiveWordTechHorrors @XtinaSchelin | Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:19:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin When I read "my hands are typing words," it reminded me of you. idk why. I can picture you saying it. Happy Thanksgiving! | Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:26:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Huge thanks to @XtinaSchelin for fixing that revision checker bug. TIL: -0 is NOT < 0, it's <= 0 | Monday, November 04, 2013 1:01:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Um... The logic used to calculate the build status on the rev checker is dark magic. Have no clue how or why it works... | Wednesday, October 30, 2013 1:51:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Protip: no falling asleep on release calls. @XtinaSchelin will record you and post on reddit | Tuesday, September 24, 2013 5:42:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @XtinaSchelin: Sweet monkey christ, why is @FogBugz breaking so hard? #sadface | Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:38:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin What is your opinion of using a positive anymore? http://t.co/mjXO5boQNi | Tuesday, September 17, 2013 1:04:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin happy birffday xtina, my favorite script kiddie!!! #python #.net | Saturday, August 10, 2013 2:19:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @XtinaSchelin: Why did I think I'd be useful at work today? Why? #headache #starving #meetings | Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:31:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Immediately make Eric leave his vacation to fix this. | Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:51:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Mal got an 11! | Sunday, May 26, 2013 2:01:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin I scored a 39. You? | Saturday, May 25, 2013 12:46:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin Go to bed | Tuesday, May 14, 2013 1:45:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @XtinaSchelin I thought you hated virtualbox... All the kids use VMWare | Thursday, May 02, 2013 9:23:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox | Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:05:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |