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Didn't eat breakfast, gotta take a wicked pissah and I'm in back to back meetings. Fuck off, all of youse Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:42:21 AMTwitter for Android
Statistics prove that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit. http://t.co/P02gIFqyPb Friday, October 11, 2013 1:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
The front end dev who rips ass all the time is now talking about drinking breast milk. #THEFUCK Friday, October 11, 2013 10:10:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I 100% guarantee you we cannot lose Derick. He's 100% fucking filling us like a lapdog Wednesday, October 09, 2013 11:55:37 PMTwitter for Android
How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit Monday, October 07, 2013 4:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ Google, you suck balls. Nice error message, you redundant fuck http://t.co/a6zFL7UhgJ Monday, October 07, 2013 10:02:36 AMTwitter Web Client
What's the over/under this rat motherfucker is wearing a wire? I'd say 75% chance Friday, October 04, 2013 8:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK THIS PLACE. Dry as a bone. Both kegs tapped. Friday, October 04, 2013 5:47:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm such a fuckin alcoholic. Coupla beers at lunch within 15 mins didn't do a god damn thing Friday, October 04, 2013 2:53:04 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew I'M SETTING UP FUCKING SERVERS FOR CUNTS IN PHONENIX
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, October 03, 2013 9:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
THE ONLY THING I DO IS DEAL WITH MOTHERFUCKIN BROKEN SOFTWARE ALL GOD DAMN DAY. Thursday, October 03, 2013 9:28:02 PMTwitter Web Client
When the fuck is it going to cool down? At this rate, were going to have a fuckin hurricane again Thursday, October 03, 2013 7:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
If this fucking application crashes, just one more time, I'm going to kill a kitten Thursday, October 03, 2013 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
"Our CPU dashboard looks like a fucking mountain range" - My boss http://t.co/ZRA6c1AFYd Thursday, October 03, 2013 1:19:19 PMTwitter Web Client
THAT TIME THE SERVERS ARE SO FUCKED UP YOUR PHONE IS GETTING TEXTED ONCE EVERY 10 SECONDS. I SHUT IT OFF Thursday, October 03, 2013 12:57:50 PMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake. We finally fixed our twitter integration on this app... Been busted sine last November Tuesday, October 01, 2013 11:16:56 AMBooker Publisher
#bitches You can't get more top notch than I am. Fuck all you suits who think you know it all. Monday, September 30, 2013 11:59:05 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: If the Government shuts down, I'm shutting down too. No fucking way people should have to work if the government isn't. Am… Monday, September 30, 2013 5:35:07 PMTwitter for Android
For real though. How the fuck is Firefox using 2.5GB of RAM. Fuck that browser Monday, September 23, 2013 7:51:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Anup, it's release night. I don't give a fuck about your Unit Test XML result parsing app you want me to integrate into the tests. Fuck off Monday, September 23, 2013 6:09:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Bunch of fucking suits Monday, September 23, 2013 2:51:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I FUCKING hate how corporate this fucking company has become. I cannot stand it and they can fuck themselves. Monday, September 23, 2013 2:51:03 PMTwitter Web Client
41 mins and counting waiting on fuckin suit approval to reboot a server that will have no impact on anything. Used to make the call myself Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:32:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Its like a switch flipped. Once it hits labor day, the amount if motherfuckers on this train doubles. Wednesday, September 18, 2013 8:02:35 AMTwitter for Android
My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally) Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:05:47 PMTwitter Web Client
But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:22:48 PMTwitter Web Client
HOLD THE PHONE. New York State changed the licenses again? They're no longer flexible? The fuck. That was NY's signature Monday, September 16, 2013 1:32:17 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck is wrong with skype this morning. Monday, September 16, 2013 11:39:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Joe Stein is a fuckin nutjob and the bomb. Com Friday, September 13, 2013 9:12:07 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin autocorrect Friday, September 13, 2013 8:09:49 PMTwitter for Android
My legs are like fuck you man, I'm the most relaxed Friday, September 13, 2013 1:10:39 AMTwitter for Android
Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter." Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:40:38 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: Its supposed to be 93 degrees tomorrow. Fuck that shit. I'm done with summer weather. Mother nature you fickle slut Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
This place is a fucking circus http://t.co/PfNWLxUsxC Monday, September 09, 2013 10:57:54 AMTwitter Web Client
DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system... Monday, September 09, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Cheers to this fucking idiot. Paid my credit card twice. Now I have a positive balance Sunday, September 08, 2013 11:48:14 PMTwitter Web Client
This Azarenka chick playing Serena at the U.S Open sounds like she's fucking every time she his the ball. Probably a savage in bed Sunday, September 08, 2013 5:02:44 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin 95% CPU all day on our DB, fuckin deadlocks. Jesus Christ... Friday, September 06, 2013 3:30:01 PMTwitter Web Client
How awesome would it be if Putin just sucker punched Obama in the face? Fuckin Putin is an animal Friday, September 06, 2013 11:34:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Lower Manhattan is so ethereal at night. Fuckin crowded touristy shithole during the day. Desolate by night Wednesday, September 04, 2013 10:56:59 PMTwitter for Android
Lower Manhattan Burger King... My old phone never had signal here. This has perfect service. Fuckin enjoyyyyy Wednesday, September 04, 2013 10:47:30 PMTwitter for Android
Vinny: "I'm gonna punch this Mexican in the face for 2 reasons... 1 you're Mexican. 2 when I ask you for a shot, you bring me a fucking shot Wednesday, September 04, 2013 10:11:13 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ FUCK don't put mothafuckin Hughes in
In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet
Wednesday, September 04, 2013 9:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
Mothafuckin Mariano golden fuckin Rivera. GOD Wednesday, September 04, 2013 9:51:35 PMTwitter for Android
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. This piece of shit Moto X doesn't have inline mic support on the headphone jack? No square, jawbone up. Wednesday, September 04, 2013 1:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
For my first tweet on my new Moto X, I'd like to point out that I hate my fat fuckin double chin Wednesday, September 04, 2013 1:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking @VZWSupport. Whose dick do I have to suck to activate a phone? Their automated system refuses to activate this thing Tuesday, September 03, 2013 8:21:35 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Lenovo CEO Shares Bonus With Employees; Big Fucking Deal http://t.co/jxTct1J7b7 Monday, September 02, 2013 12:21:24 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Second week in a row I fucked up the Sunday Sudoku in the Daily News. Dumbass bitch... So mad at myself. Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:36:58 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner Cable chokes on the tiniest cock possible. A fuckin cup and string can provide better internet service Friday, August 30, 2013 11:15:35 PMTwitter Web Client
C notes by the layers, true fuckin players Friday, August 30, 2013 8:48:15 PMTwitter for Android
Stones to led zep? Im gettin hammered. And I want a fuckin cheeseburger Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:38:11 PMtxt
Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik Thursday, August 29, 2013 6:09:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure Thursday, August 29, 2013 4:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
It looks like I have a fuckin smallpox scab on my face Thursday, August 29, 2013 4:03:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Rackspace Cloud couldn't recover our slice after a host machine failure. I didn't have an image. Jesus fucking Christ. Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Windows 98 was more stable than our system Tuesday, August 27, 2013 8:03:53 PMTwitter for Android
Whoever burned popcorn in this office really needs to go fuck themselves Tuesday, August 27, 2013 6:24:22 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit Monday, August 26, 2013 1:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Just blocked event invites on Facebook from Becky Karen Meza on the grounds that I don't give a fuck about your 5000 fitness events Friday, August 23, 2013 1:37:57 AMTwitter Web Client
My reaction to motherfuckers who disagree with how I run the build system http://t.co/Tq018XWyK0 Thursday, August 22, 2013 2:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
OH. MY. GOD. Kids on the train. SHUT THE FUCK UP Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:22:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Going to Boston for like one night. My mom gives me a surgical mask to bring. THE FUCK. Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:53:24 PMTwitter Web Client
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all Wednesday, August 21, 2013 5:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
These farting motherfuckers left without saying bye? What a bunch of assholes. Saturday, August 17, 2013 4:20:50 PMTwitter for Android
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened. Friday, August 16, 2013 3:54:12 PMTwitter Web Client
this guy can officially go fuck himself Friday, August 16, 2013 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Joe P: "The way we implemented it was like if a clown picked up darts and started throwing them at a fucking dart board" #booker Tuesday, August 13, 2013 2:54:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:16:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Gabe: "Have you ever read the bible? Filthiest fucking book you'll ever read" Monday, August 12, 2013 4:50:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Dave Robertson. You're amazing and probably my next closer, but you spam the fuck out of twitter. Unfollowed. Monday, August 12, 2013 10:12:55 AMTwitter Web Client
A chick biting her lip is like "hey we need to fuck right now" right? Saturday, August 10, 2013 7:16:00 PMTwitter for Android
STP on at the bar. I'm fucking pumped #arodsucks Friday, August 09, 2013 8:47:16 PMTwitter for Android
Why in the actual fuck would MSFT think it'd a good idea to not include the telnet client by default. Run this: pkgmgr /iu:"TelnetClient" Thursday, August 08, 2013 5:55:19 PMTwitter Web Client
TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask. Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:37:37 AMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOKER AND CASEY SPAIN http://t.co/ox8QSCTXhW Wednesday, August 07, 2013 9:55:41 PMTwitter Web Client
redis 127.0.0.1:6381> get FUCKS_GIVEN
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Fuck yourself. For being an asshole, you get no productivity for me today. I won't do a fucking thing Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead Tuesday, August 06, 2013 5:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: MLB Is a Fucking Joke http://bit.ly/14eqroi Monday, August 05, 2013 5:43:50 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office? Monday, August 05, 2013 4:59:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fuck arod Saturday, August 03, 2013 6:31:10 PMTwitter for Android
Are they serious? Why the fuck would the Moto X launch with 4.2.2 when 4.3 is out already. Thursday, August 01, 2013 3:21:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm fucking huge. Need to get rid of this tire belly Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:31:01 PMTwitter Web Client
I just called the COO a fucking idiot out loud in front of everyone. Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:34:28 AMTwitter Web Client
I feel like a lard assed fat fuck. My jeans are strangling me Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:05:39 AMTwitter Web Client
My fucking scheduled job didn't run last night. This would be the 12th time something fucked up I'm responsible for #fired #failure #useless Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:33:29 AMTwitter for Android
Oh I can see were off to a goo start this fucking morning. #fuckallofyoucunts Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:30:28 AMTwitter for Android
I can't code or script a fucking thing today. I'm borderline useless and have no fuckin idea what I'm doing Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:35:06 PMTwitter Web Client
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web Client
so fucking pissed off right now Monday, July 29, 2013 5:08:52 PMTwitter Web Client
How fucking stupid is India, spending 6 months surveying planets thinking they were spy planes. Christ! http://t.co/38AzxN3Umy Monday, July 29, 2013 2:00:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Words cannot even describe how much of a foul mood I've switched to the second I walked on the train to get to this fucking shithole Monday, July 29, 2013 10:58:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone please kill Joe Steins cats he has at home. I'm allergic as fuck to his clothing. Monday, July 29, 2013 10:12:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Its 10 am. I'm wasted. Don't think I'd be able to operate a vehicle. Fuckin Haas party Saturday, July 27, 2013 10:08:16 AMTwitter for Android
Yo Neil Young is fuckin tight. Friday, July 26, 2013 11:11:57 PMTwitter for Android
That time the release engineer has no fucking idea when the releases are #Booker #Thisfuckingplace Friday, July 26, 2013 1:09:52 PMTwitter Web Client
7-zip has the absolutely most fucking convoluted command line parameters Friday, July 26, 2013 12:38:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Our building really needs to turn off this fucking Windows 3.1 dinging fire alarm Thursday, July 25, 2013 4:29:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Lower Manhattan is a fuckin shithole Wednesday, July 24, 2013 3:32:11 PMTwitter for Android
#RoyalBaby is so fucking insignificant it's not even funny. It's one human out of 8 billion. Get over yourselves Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:38:26 PMTwitter Web Client
May I ask what the fuck is the purpose of a living, immobile, hermaphroditic rock? And why would Chileans eat it? http://t.co/ukCW1Q72pu Wednesday, July 24, 2013 1:07:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@badpointer I'll fuckin tweet right now motherfucker Thursday, July 18, 2013 9:18:53 PMTwitter for Android
You're not ruining my night you jealous assed motherfucker eat my dick Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:51:06 PMTwitter for Android
This devil mother fucker made me spill his beer on the pool table. Fuckin waste of $7 Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:31:44 PMTwitter for Android
“Dude remember that time you fucked like 40 strippers and your wife still said you were an amazing husband? You motherfucker.” @KFCBarstool Wednesday, July 17, 2013 3:11:22 PMBuffer
This is why Firefox is a fucking piece of shit that just crashes after idling for a wil. Fucking fix it: https://t.co/QN0OFHEl4d Tuesday, July 16, 2013 9:52:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
harvey is a fuckin boss: http://t.co/a3hJpYU5dO Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:10:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin meeting ruined my flow. Monday, July 15, 2013 5:19:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Natalia, shut the fuck up Monday, July 15, 2013 2:01:53 PMTwitter for Android
Why the fuck am I sober? Sunday, July 14, 2013 2:16:43 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin spazz. My 10,00th tweet was "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet" Friday, July 12, 2013 9:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, that's it folks. I planned an epic tweet for my 10k and missed i by drinking. Tweeted "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet" Friday, July 12, 2013 9:31:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet Friday, July 12, 2013 8:20:25 PMTwitter for Android
This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses Friday, July 12, 2013 12:31:00 PMTwitter Web Client
We hope Verizon doesn't fuck up the launch like the Galaxy Nexus... Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06:13 PMTwitter Web Client
I've un-deaded my company. See, simple things can turn my "fuck off attitude" positive. Glad they realized that. Thursday, July 11, 2013 3:36:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I almost pulled a Joe Pesce, GoodFellas style on Derick for running his fucking mouth Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:21:27 PMTwitter Web Client
PetSmart is the fuckin devil Tuesday, July 09, 2013 1:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
How in the actual fuck are you supposed to beat level 17 on Candy Crush? Cannot get those cherries down. Ridiculous Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:05:56 PMTwitter for Android
This chimichanga is fuckin the ballin http://t.co/04DY2GZK8i Friday, July 05, 2013 1:58:01 AMTwitter for Android
Dude. I just pissed out a fire. It was fuckin awesome. 'Murrrrrica Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
Memphis fuck house? Kansas blue balls? Wednesday, July 03, 2013 10:49:19 PMTwitter for Android
The reason terrorists hate the United States is because our dumbass government doesn't mind its own fucking business: http://t.co/rnabwDPDRp Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:40:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Can someone arrest ARod for murder or actually kill him so we can get this fucking joker off my team? Thursday, June 27, 2013 12:29:25 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe… Wednesday, June 26, 2013 9:03:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Looking at all the news and bullshit going on as of late, why hasn't anyone realized this country fuckin sucks and you're not actually free? Wednesday, June 26, 2013 8:10:08 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin @arod. Steinbrenner must be spinning in his grave. #waste #getthefuckoffmyteam Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:47:32 AMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. My man crush Dave Roberson has a Twitter? Fuckin a. #nextyearscloser @DRob30 Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:33:08 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch on the train is fuckin screaming Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:18:18 PMTwitter for Android
The internet on this phone can legitimately go fuck itself. Where's the fuckin HTC One on Verizon? Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:00:40 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Federal Reserve... Causing the markets to blow up two days in a row. Thursday, June 20, 2013 10:18:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus fucking Christ Eric, you useless cunt. Stop fuckin badgering me with idiotic questions Thursday, June 20, 2013 7:09:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta get up at 5 am to tend to our piece of shit software. Told the hr lady who's getting fires next week I came in fucked up. Lol Wednesday, June 19, 2013 11:56:55 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here. James Gandolfini had a heart attack and died? Fuckin A. RIP dude. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:01:10 PMTwitter for Android
Too many dudes in this office. Fuckin shitter is full. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 5:52:29 PMTwitter for Android
Our software is a fuckin piece of shit Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:49:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Our Marketing department in charge of our website can actually go fuck themselves Monday, June 17, 2013 9:47:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Dude called me over to look at a fuckin TV and I thought the cops were at our door. Jesus Saturday, June 15, 2013 9:42:34 AMTwitter for Android
I'd like to know why there are three motherfuckers in all 3 of the stalls, and why our office is so jeesco Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:13:03 AMTwitter Web Client
I wish the fucking intern wouldn't steal my nerf gun Tuesday, June 11, 2013 1:40:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Why isn't this workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg fuck Monday, June 10, 2013 9:39:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Everything fuckin sucks Monday, June 10, 2013 6:27:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin.... I got 100% on Alice in chains. Its not that I can't sing. Fuck off Sunday, June 09, 2013 5:15:47 PMTwitter for Android
Um. Eat my dick karaoke machine. I was fuckin 100x better than 52% asswipe Sunday, June 09, 2013 5:11:09 PMTwitter for Android
I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot Sunday, June 09, 2013 4:07:08 PMTwitter for Android
MexiQue fucks you up https://t.co/AhLBhC2QyR Sunday, June 09, 2013 3:18:40 PMVine for Android
Don't fuck with my people. I'll come after you Saturday, June 08, 2013 8:39:06 PMTwitter for Android
Stein's a fuckin baller Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:41:57 PMTwitter for Android
Joe Stein is a fuckin baller Thursday, June 06, 2013 8:16:23 PMTwitter for Android
Basically admitted to my boss I was all fucked up when I did last night's maintenance (after it went perfectly, of course) Thursday, June 06, 2013 10:24:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't get a fuckin thing done today. Wednesday, June 05, 2013 11:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling Monday, June 03, 2013 7:39:52 AMTwitter for Android
Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit Monday, June 03, 2013 7:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up Monday, June 03, 2013 7:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck is in my eye? Legit feels like there is sand in my eyelid Sunday, June 02, 2013 6:12:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins Sunday, June 02, 2013 3:18:14 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Edgar's a fuckin riot Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:35:21 AMTwitter for Android
Edgar: "Yo. Fuck this pizza. I need to dance to this jam." Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:23:36 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw Friday, May 31, 2013 9:30:38 AMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:44:06 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Mother fuckin Michael Kay... God damn it... I knew Rivera was fucked the minute he said he was perfect all season Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
TK: shut the fuck up and put your tits away. You're the nastiest. Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:16:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Can I get some coffee with that iced milk. You fuckin assholes. @DunkinDonuts http://t.co/paSVzwSWwc Tuesday, May 28, 2013 8:48:31 AMTwitter for Android
Hughes is pitching tonight? Yanks are fucked Monday, May 27, 2013 7:21:47 PMTwitter for Android
Also this Valorie chick is fuckin crazy Saturday, May 25, 2013 8:18:25 PMTwitter for Android
Is Granderson fuckin for real? Dude's back for like 3 minutes and breaks his finger and goes back on the DL. Friday, May 24, 2013 11:32:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin washout. What a waste of Memorial Day Weekend Friday, May 24, 2013 4:46:47 PMTwitter for Android
@kerbear88 fuckin shithole
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:12:32 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:57:19 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Can you believe this fuckin guy legit left me on my own for this maintenance? Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:48:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Google hangouts in gmail is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin product is half asssed. Monday, May 20, 2013 12:32:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Resolving bugs like a muddafucka Friday, May 17, 2013 1:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you man. I just doused myself in coke Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:38:51 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy" Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:18:08 PMTwitter for Android
Where the fuck is my frontend team? Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:54:29 PMTwitter Web Client
get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:23:29 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04 Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:06:42 PMTwitter Web Client
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code Monday, May 13, 2013 2:15:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again. Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:53:09 PMTwitter for Android
Need a Dramamine for this train. I've been on ships that rocked less. Fuck this commute and the MTA Friday, May 10, 2013 8:06:50 AMTwitter for Android
"I mean if getting shitfaced and grabbing your girlfriends ass makes you an embarrassment then Im an absolute fucking disgrace" @KFCBarstool Thursday, May 09, 2013 4:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Looking back at yesterday's tweets, I was fuckin off the wall. I'm chill today. Let's keep it like that. It's better for everyone Thursday, May 09, 2013 9:39:57 AMTwitter Web Client
"When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:09:54 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:46:55 PMTwitter for Android
I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:49:41 PMTwitter for Android
Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:20:44 PMTwitter for Android
gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill Wednesday, May 08, 2013 6:04:27 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck xanax. couple of beers do the same thing Wednesday, May 08, 2013 3:20:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Hobbs is already trying to fuck the new project managers. They've been here 5 minutes Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:46:27 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Which one of you motherfuckers up in sales can get me a xanax? Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:10:37 AMTwitter Web Client
In a merpy mood caused by giving too many fucks. I shouldn't care. Aka boss man wants to use rpm, I want to compile from source. Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:16:36 PMTwitter for Android
The front end team needs to shut the fuck up, those loud bastards Monday, May 06, 2013 3:47:51 PMTwitter Web Client
And for anyone who actually does give a fuck. I made it home safe. Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:59:05 AMTwitter for Android
O man. This towns creepy as fuck. Desolate. W/e Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:20:35 AMTwitter for Android
Me and danny beat these bitches fair and square by hitting two cups at once. We gave them a second chance and lost. Fuck Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:05:42 PMTwitter for Android
I gotta cut this red bull and drinks out before I have a fuckin heart attack Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
Danny: "What Disney villain would you wanna fuck if you had the chance? Id definitely pick the evil queen in Snow White because she's kinky" Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:36:46 PMTwitter for Android
Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful. Friday, May 03, 2013 9:59:47 PMTwitter for Android
Not sure what's fucked up more... Bynes or the build success rate for QA Friday, May 03, 2013 10:11:17 AMTwitter Web Client
My FTP server legit doesn't give a fuck. It just returned: 200 Don't care http://t.co/nVFVvrAUzJ Tuesday, April 30, 2013 4:02:04 PMTwitter Web Client
But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2 Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:29:29 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise. Monday, April 29, 2013 11:45:09 PMTwitter for Android
Derick, Syskill, JP and Joe Stein are fuckin killing me right now. Monday, April 29, 2013 9:57:53 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination Thursday, April 25, 2013 9:33:36 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:24:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:05:00 AMTwitter Web Client
311 Pandora is chill as fuck Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:30:07 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking party bus was sitting there pumping saying what the fuck on the party bus. 42d st. Friday, April 19, 2013 10:07:49 PMTwitter for Android
I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
gonna be fucked up all weekend, you guys Friday, April 19, 2013 6:36:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle Friday, April 19, 2013 3:27:42 PMTwitter Web Client
But why the fuck would php remotely think it's a good idea to ship short_open_tag set to Off by default on Windows? Friday, April 19, 2013 12:21:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Xtina just named Eric: Popcaps. Fuckin boss Friday, April 19, 2013 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude" Friday, April 19, 2013 9:18:07 AMTwitter Web Client
But what the fuck is going on in this world. Can't we just be peaceful? Fucking chill. Jesus fucking Christ already Friday, April 19, 2013 1:41:32 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @scoopANDslam: Everything is so fucking stupid. Wednesday, April 17, 2013 6:58:53 PMTwitter for Android
This fuckin cop just diverted my cab way the fuck out of my way Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:44:25 PMTwitter for Android
My fantasy pitching was fucking baller this week: 49 INN, 24 HA, 15 BBI, 49 K, 5 ER, 5 W, 6 S, CG, SO Monday, April 15, 2013 1:47:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Really? 12 digit password limit? For fucks sake Friday, April 12, 2013 8:45:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up Friday, April 12, 2013 7:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Since when did I become a fucking lightweight. Like 3 IPAs and I'm silly Friday, April 12, 2013 6:48:46 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AT THIS SHIT FUCKING HOLE #BOOKER Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit... Friday, April 12, 2013 3:48:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Watching a DB shrink has got to be the most boring fucking thing ever. It's 3:30 AM. I need to get my life together Friday, April 12, 2013 3:34:28 AMTwitter Web Client
This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick Friday, April 12, 2013 1:38:12 AMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF Friday, April 12, 2013 1:16:45 AMTwitter for Android
I'm legit embarrassed to tweet what Aniusha is talkin about. And I'm nasty as fuck on twitter Thursday, April 11, 2013 9:11:36 PMTwitter for Android
These two fucking hacks are questioning and fighting Kevin's ideas (they don't have better ones). Kevin is a brilliant infrastructure guy. Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
SSDs are fucking fast dude. I just backed up and restored about 700GB in like an hour (would have take 4-5) Thursday, April 11, 2013 11:59:57 AMTwitter Web Client
God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:36:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I made fun of Joe P for dividing by 0 and this bastard php interpreter says I'm doing it but I'm not even doing fucking math. WTF Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:44:24 PMTwitter Web Client
OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
Eric is a mother fucking wiki Nazi cunt Monday, April 08, 2013 11:13:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Twitter API Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AMTwitter Web Client
My neck hurts, fuckface Sunday, April 07, 2013 10:11:54 PMTwitter for Android
In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A Sunday, April 07, 2013 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there Friday, April 05, 2013 3:25:49 PMTwitter Web Client

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