2266 results for shit
| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I need this puppy. I will love the shit out of her: http://t.co/l2cvATC | Monday, December 10, 2012 10:41:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Take a week off for Hanukkah or some shit. Christ. | Monday, December 10, 2012 8:08:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen, a shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin | Sunday, December 09, 2012 11:14:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin bullshit. My site was down for 3 hours because the fucking webserver doesn't start on boot. Just fixed that | Sunday, December 09, 2012 3:43:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Like... I can't load youtube shit on 4G. And a 3G iPhone 4 loads it fine. this is horse shit | Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:39:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick. | Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:34:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is what working for my company does to you. Turns you into a fuckin stressed ass zombie that turns to stupid shit to get by at life. | Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:02:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good, because half the time I'm all fucked up in shit, idiots. | Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:01:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow. Guess I'm pretty fucked up. I told Stephie that my grandparents hate black people tonight. That's some fucked up shit. | Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:58:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking shitfaced you stupid mother fuckers | Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:52:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Would be nice if I didn't get the shits every other day... | Thursday, December 06, 2012 2:33:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lower. The motherless heat on this shit train. | Monday, December 03, 2012 7:01:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My shoelaces can suck it. Constantly untie 500 timesALL DAY long and when I need to untie them, they're in impossible knots. #bullshit | Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Robert DiNero knows his shit | Friday, November 30, 2012 11:47:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is no one liking these shits today? I thought I tweeted some real gems. Guess I'm not struttin dat ass hard enough. | Friday, November 30, 2012 3:41:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx | Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I wonder what it would be like to jack off in space. All weightless and shit... | Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:58:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. | Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: If You Post that Dumb-As-Shit Facebook Legal Disclaimer on Your Wall, You're a Tool Bag http://t.co/DaWKzkU | Monday, November 26, 2012 11:29:39 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Jesus Christ. I'm like designated drink dumper on-er. I'm wetter than a fuckin pussy. Not TKs pussy. That shits sandy | Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:43:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Love this place. Came in all fucked up, worked a bit, went to the bar, and am now drinking/working and fixing shit like a boss | Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:46:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, that shits wearing off because I'm starting to stress out again | Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:29:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I hope the FBI doesn't read this shit. i'm not actually going to kill anyone or order a hit on a dude. | Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:21:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Delete that shit. Two midgets and a horse | Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:08:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| To do: work bullshit and install android 4.2 on my phone (some hot ASOP binaries, right off Google's servers) | Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:10:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pockets you fuckin piece of shit. Thanks for skipping the tech team in your shout out. | Friday, November 09, 2012 5:38:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jeans to me: "You understand. Chris does not" #duh #imtheshit #knowitall | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 3:09:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I HAVE THIS SHIT RT @UberFacts “Grammar Pedantry Syndrome” is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error. | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:36:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Remember folks - your vote doesn't mean jack shit, so why bother. If certain states count more, what is the point? #freedomisanillusion | Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:10:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Firefox is a fucking inferior web browser. Freezing, memory leaking, single processed piece of shit | Monday, November 05, 2012 3:02:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lady and the Tramp, Bambi. Same shit | Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:24:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Heading home to the warzone. No gas and shit. No power. Fuckin third world country | Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:29:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its fryday. Let's fry some shit. Nom! | Friday, November 02, 2012 7:28:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick | Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Major disaster: No Nexus 4 on Verizon. This is bullshit. | Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:13:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #shitnoonesays "Natty tastes better warm" ...actually just heard a dude say this now. Hahahhahaha | Sunday, October 28, 2012 6:34:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| this conference call is a bunch of horse shit | Friday, October 26, 2012 3:35:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok i fixed my shit. For fuck's sake. I'll manually import the missing data next week | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:25:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| shit on a stick/. not please bitches | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:14:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK i think i fixed this shit i hope | Friday, October 26, 2012 2:10:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I hope i didnt break this shit | Friday, October 26, 2012 1:45:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Blatantly denied the VP of Engineering when he asked me to sit on a maintenance tonight #nahson #mayorofthisbitchandrunthisshit | Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:13:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is some fuckin bullshit that I was forced to work from home tomorrow because of a release. It's pink day/ a bake sale for cancer. | Monday, October 22, 2012 1:40:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That's some bullshit when a family walks in with like 5 kids at the barber | Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:48:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Angelo isn't here anymore? Wtf? Who runs this shit?#thelevee | Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:04:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If any build breaks just one more time, I will lose my shit | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:43:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I drink bud lights for hydration. Shit's weak Might as well be water. It's like 96% not alcohol. | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 11:15:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lennon w/ PERFECT ADVICE: joe... trivia tomorrow... lots of drinking. fuck this series and the election. fuckity fuck fuckishit booker fuck. | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:25:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out. | Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:46:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The guy next to me on this train is possibly as batshit crazy as Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire | Monday, October 15, 2012 6:59:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You've gotta be fuckin shitting me that's a fair ball. It was, but that's some bullshit luck | Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:37:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Khodaja smells like mother fuckin shit. | Friday, October 12, 2012 6:32:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml | Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard | Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Blast from the past (Cinco de Mayo): Aniusha on flip cup: "Treat that shit like you treat a pussy." | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 1:58:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. | Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I am intrigued by the fact that I just shit out a completely undigested blueberry I apparently swallowed whole. | Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:48:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is a horse shit system | Wednesday, October 03, 2012 5:40:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lunch spots if you work in the shithole construction site that is lower Manhattan http://4sq.com/PB6T4l | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 4:47:12 PM | foursquare |
| I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:18:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck man. Its tough to play Temple Run on the train when this fuckin shitbox is swaying so much. My accelerometer is too sensitive | Friday, September 28, 2012 8:13:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| There is absolutely no way Jennifer Lawrence didn't enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Gale and Peeta while filming this shit. | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:17:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. | Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone else notice that Firefox has turned into a hideous piece of shit that freezes and crashes nonstop? | Monday, September 24, 2012 9:13:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Weekend was fun but knocked the shit outta me. I can't drink like I used to, you guys. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:01:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I actually might be fuckin shitfaced biddies. | Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:19:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh shit. Ginuwine's pony is on | Friday, September 21, 2012 9:48:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I HATE FUCKING LOSING AT SHIT | Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is bullshit http://t.co/NGchK0l | Friday, September 14, 2012 9:27:22 PM | |
| Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney | Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Verizon wireless and the area between Crestwood and Scarsdale for no LTE (4G) or 3G. Give me Internet's shitpiles | Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:12:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This whole fuckin process and way we do things around here is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit | Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:59:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY | Monday, September 10, 2012 3:27:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo. I ate pizza with a ton of hot flake peppers on it last night and now my ass is on fire shitting it all out. Not #tmi | Thursday, September 06, 2012 10:25:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Anyone else notice that sometimes when selecting text in Google Chrome, the page starts jumping up and down? Drives me batshit crazy | Thursday, September 06, 2012 9:28:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office? | Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature) | Tuesday, September 04, 2012 3:00:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." | Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @yelling_bird: HAPPY LABOR DAY, SHITLORDS, HAVE FUN BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN 20 YEARS THANKS TO YOUR HORRIFIC LEADERS | Monday, September 03, 2012 1:46:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| These Yankees are the shittiest first place team I've ever seen. | Saturday, September 01, 2012 1:31:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio the f were wrong with those burgers we had yesterday? Gave me the shits | Friday, August 31, 2012 9:42:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeahhhhhhhh. Blaze that shit up. Jealous | Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:51:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Maresc is currently out drinking me. This is bullshit | Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:04:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Tony is the shit. Just take a look at changeset 23143... http://t.co/Brfyl58 | Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:14:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This movie Contagion is boring the shit out of me. I like the idea of it, but it's just boring. | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:06:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Motherfuckers need to stop goin around NYC swinging knives & poppin peeps. This is bullshit. Also, the cops will kill you. So enjoy | Friday, August 24, 2012 11:54:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| There's a script on my desktop named bs.vbs. It does some bullshit | Thursday, August 23, 2012 3:51:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is bullshit. We're going to have a warm fall? Fuck that noise. Bring on cold weather: http://www.weather.com/news/weather-forecast/wsi-fall-temperature-outlook-20120820 | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:56:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When [Insert ant VP here] hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan | Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:41:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's bullshit McDonalds Breakfasts end at 10:30AM. Derick just brough in an egg sandwich and it smells amazing and now I can't get breakfast | Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:31:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stuck on trains twice in one day. This is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit. I just wanna go home and sleep. I'm sick | Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:57:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VtotheFlo nope, still feel like shit In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Wednesday, August 15, 2012 7:59:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit guys. Gatorpagne is actually not bad tasting | Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:22:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I know the mirror server has low disk space you fuckin shitpile. Stop texting me about it at 1:30 AM | Thursday, August 09, 2012 1:19:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ | Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:59:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass | Friday, August 03, 2012 7:38:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MalJNew when the keg got shitty: "Joes did you break the beer" | Friday, August 03, 2012 6:23:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Screaming Trees Pandora Radio and a couple of beers are the only things keeping me from taking this hammer on my desk and breaking shit | Friday, August 03, 2012 4:41:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's a bunch of bullshit that HBO GO isn't available for Android 4.1 yet. HBO: Y U NO update your shit | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:33:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows http://t.co/Ugr3O1Z | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:29:01 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| All I do all day is talk on the phone with RackSpace. This is all bullshit. | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:52:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| 7zip has horse shit, poorly documented command line parameters | Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:20:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Khodaja: "Is QA slow?" Christina: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 5:57:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:18:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Am I the only person who really couldn't give two shits about the Olympics? | Tuesday, July 31, 2012 1:46:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner | Monday, July 30, 2012 3:33:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday | Monday, July 30, 2012 10:44:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My eye stopped twitching all weekend but now it's going nuts again. This is some bullshit | Sunday, July 29, 2012 8:07:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches. | Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:09:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh and the servers going down when I'm shitfaced at brunch is nit ideal | Saturday, July 28, 2012 2:23:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Everyone is giving me shit for my long unkempt hair. I think my hair is longer than Christina's | Friday, July 27, 2012 8:12:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh shit. Lennon just requested to follow me on Twitter. Better not look through my old tweets.... | Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:46:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gio's Skype icon is the absolute shit http://t.co/IgzGMju | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:53:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev | Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't even take a shit without these RackSpace failure alerts hitting me up... | Monday, July 23, 2012 5:33:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo this is a bullshit statement. Everyone does it In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, July 22, 2012 8:09:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games | Sunday, July 22, 2012 7:56:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some bullshit. Can I at least get a beer? | Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:41:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Her vagina has to smell like shit. Straight up stanky Hudson River" -Elise | Friday, July 20, 2012 7:09:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its too fucking hot for any of this bullshit. Summer needs to end immediately | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:13:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking hipster is wasting my compressed air can OCD dusting off his Macbook bullshit. Fuck Macs | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:22:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj: "You and Chris... Filing that bullshit bug that delayed my release" | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:20:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Average July temperature for Miami: 89. Average July temperature for NYC: 90. This is a bunch of bullshit. #isitwinteryet? | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:03:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is bullshit. We need a keg team here to make sure this shit works at all times. | Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:18:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Today, I realized that I started giving too much of a shit and was all stressy and in a bad mood. Finally don't give a fuck and I'm better | Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:05:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night | Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:13:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE | Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| John: "Popeye's. That's some deep south shit" | Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:59:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo it's gonna be 98 tomorrow? That's some fuckin bullshit | Friday, July 06, 2012 11:02:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| A mother fuckin blackout. This is some bullshit | Thursday, July 05, 2012 9:15:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some fuckin bullshit. I couldn't hit a mother fuckin cup to save my life. I blame danny for being cocky. Karma ya stupid fuck | Wednesday, July 04, 2012 12:58:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Shithead next to me on the train: stop fuckin humming | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 6:55:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| why won't this ubuntu upstart fuckin bullshit work? I should go home. ENJOYYY | Tuesday, July 03, 2012 5:22:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit | Monday, July 02, 2012 6:42:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL | Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:13:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Steve Jobs didnt get where he was by listening to ppl. He did it his way. Then they fired him. And he came back and ran the shit like a boss | Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:19:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt | Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am | Monday, June 25, 2012 2:37:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, fuck the fact that it's going to be like 97 degrees tomorrow. That's some bullshit #isitfallyet? | Wednesday, June 20, 2012 1:15:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shithole. All I do anymore is stand around and wait for trains. http://t.co/ifCdStg | Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:54:54 PM | |
| Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train | Monday, June 18, 2012 6:43:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. | Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit. | Monday, June 18, 2012 9:58:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull | Monday, June 18, 2012 9:15:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just asked a shitfaced 65 yr old how old I look and he said 40. Jesus christ. | Saturday, June 16, 2012 4:54:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh shit. They don't follow me on here, do they? | Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:40:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit | Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Swear to God, they don't pay me enough for this shit, especially being on call overnight. Requesting a raise. By 35 grand. | Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:49:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CC has a blackberry? This is bullshit: https://t.co/xwRppNq | Tuesday, June 05, 2012 11:37:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit." | Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:42:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops are 10% get shit done. Rest are get bullshit done. | Sunday, June 03, 2012 6:58:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp. That's the first bitch I pissed off grabbing her ass. This is bullshit. They all should like it | Friday, June 01, 2012 9:05:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Should change my title to "Dedicated IIS Restarting Bitch" because our programmers write shitty code that crashes IIS nonstop. FML | Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:29:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's this dog show on CBS? I'd bang the shit out of these dog owner babes | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:34:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Its way too hot and humid to be standing on this platform for 8am. This heat is bullshit. #canitbefallyet? | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:55:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:17:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not that I'm a pussy or some shit, but this is like prime schnuggling material. | Monday, May 28, 2012 2:22:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie. | Monday, May 28, 2012 1:44:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit? | Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:29:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm the best beer pong loser ever. I always lose after a 3 cup death match run. And miss the last cup by a millimeter. This is bullshit | Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:40:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is bullshit. I just lost like 3 games of beer pong | Saturday, May 26, 2012 2:54:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Piece of shit new haven line. I think this antique train just broke down. | Friday, May 25, 2012 7:54:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously. Someone give this fuckin kid an ambien. And give the parents a bat to the head for being shitty at raising this kid. | Friday, May 25, 2012 7:45:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ShavingFoams happy birthday. Or day after your birthday. Or some shit. Idk I'm hammered and got tossed from the bar. Lol In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, May 25, 2012 2:17:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, I learned tonight that no motherfucker is real. Everyone is full of shit. So why even bother | Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj paid for all that shit fuckers. So I crumbled up dollar bills , threw them in her fuckin face and walked out. Fuckin cunt | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:56:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin whatever... bartender thought I was crazy. She should see me last and or next week. Pieces of shit | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:55:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is all a bunch of bullshit. I wasn't even doing anything wrong. Just standing in the corner talking to my coworkers. | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:53:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shameless plug: http://t.co/jFkMFU2. No tax when shipped to NY and usually free shipping. And I get my shit in like a day. | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:08:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is bullshit. I placed my order like three days ago and it didn't ship yet. Probably b/c it would get here too quickly if they sent it. | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:07:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew @TaraCasanova @kelgoe @LennonImagine This release is a bunch of fuckin bullshit | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:39:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit." | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:34:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This game is a bunch of bullshit. Nap time because I'll be up all night | Monday, May 21, 2012 10:04:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yeah yeah yeah enough with all that bullshit | Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:27:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp.. thought I had some guns but these motherfuckers said I'm soft. Gotta work out I guess. This is bullshit | Saturday, May 19, 2012 1:04:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates? | Friday, May 18, 2012 2:57:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo motherfuckin right I hate slow bullshit. In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:38:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's this bullshit my internet is out. Fios never goes out. Bunch of bullshit. | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 12:31:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Beer gives me the shits... | Friday, May 11, 2012 2:43:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit | Friday, May 11, 2012 12:57:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This just scared the shit out of me. http://t.co/fpiuE42 | Monday, May 07, 2012 11:02:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Rhianna came on in Dunkins and it reminded me of the office shitshow. | Sunday, May 06, 2012 4:37:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean.... if some batshit crazy wants to make out with me on the train, i won't object. | Saturday, May 05, 2012 2:34:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Little bit sloppy on the fuckin flip cup... I need to get my shit together, | Friday, May 04, 2012 6:29:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't have enough swag for this shit. Can't compete. Bogus | Friday, May 04, 2012 6:00:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me. | Tuesday, May 01, 2012 9:15:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed. | Monday, April 30, 2012 4:28:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted. | Monday, April 30, 2012 7:59:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! | Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Google's going to shit | Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:04:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there | Saturday, April 28, 2012 2:30:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck all you hos. When there's a will, there's a way. Got that shit built and shipped off to India for testing. | Friday, April 27, 2012 2:52:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| about why our shit is slow. well maybe it's because we load like 95 versions of jquery shit | Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:22:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is all bullshit. I just want to go to the mother fuckin bar but I have to go to a meetup in the middle of nowhere, manhattan | Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:22:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK I admit it. Android is a complete piece of shit unless you have a stock OS | Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:32:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba. | Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:50:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Don't tell me that shit wasn't kicked in | Monday, April 23, 2012 9:41:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The piece of shit buggy Galaxy Nexus radio picks up signal just about as well as I picked up chicks in high school. | Monday, April 23, 2012 8:23:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #joecefolitweets ain't got shit on #frankfiorettitweets | Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:27:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is some bullshit #NYR | Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:50:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This doggie at the bar is shitfaced right now. Dudes keep buying him shots. | Thursday, April 19, 2012 8:29:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4" | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:59:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window | Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:48:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT. | Monday, April 16, 2012 9:21:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface | Monday, April 16, 2012 7:43:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Didn't get to have any loco d'reets today. Bunch of bullshit | Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:13:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime | Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser | Monday, April 09, 2012 7:12:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo | Friday, April 06, 2012 2:45:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here. | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:06:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever keeps shitting their pants on this train... Fucking stop it. | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:58:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow... One of our customers just found a good assed bug on our mobile site. Nice! I'm gonna send that shit to my Ukranians to fix overnight | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:52:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon | Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:17:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Aaaaaaaand broke the seal before leaving the office. Again. But we kicked the keg. This is bullshit if they don't order a new one next wk. | Friday, March 30, 2012 6:59:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA http://bit.ly/GXZias | Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:09:53 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| So pretty much when you die and click "run again" the app closes. No one caught this shit after it was delayed like 3 months? Poor QA | Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:20:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit. | Monday, March 26, 2012 9:08:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy shit! A Panera opened in Manhattan? It's about time! | Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:23:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The other gay thinks my flawless logic is fine. Shit... who's right? | Saturday, March 24, 2012 5:28:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @tomwcleary's twitter: pretty much sums up how much of a shithole Bridgeport is. | Wednesday, March 21, 2012 12:33:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit? | Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:19:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The entire marketing department is driving me batshit cray | Tuesday, March 20, 2012 1:17:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mich_amore @Waspito Shut up. I can't draw for shit. marc's been looking at my stick figures since freshman yr study hall so he knows In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Monday, March 19, 2012 8:43:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy shit I'm fat. I need to like get my shit together. | Monday, March 19, 2012 8:41:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. | Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?! | Friday, March 16, 2012 6:52:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They put an input button inside an anchor tag! You've gotta be shitting me... Someone redo our website please. | Friday, March 16, 2012 2:45:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit | Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:47:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This no meat thing during Lent is a bunch of bullshit. SO it's not ok to eat a burger, but it IS ok for me to get shitfaced later... #bogus | Friday, March 09, 2012 1:12:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They searched me again in Grand Central today. No liberty anymore in this shithole country... | Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:41:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. Haven't been to barfly in a while. Forgot how obsessed I was with this bartender. | Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:04:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking A, Verizon. Release the galaxy nexus update. I never have internet you shits | Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:11:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is a bunch of bullshit... Come on, Stags! #maachoops | Monday, March 05, 2012 8:39:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The mover: "Like the saying goes, 'shit and corruption.' Well, I went upstairs... No shit, but corruption!" | Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:30:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ah crap, I think I broke this twitter importer bullshit... | Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:45:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wait a sec... fucking Obama is in the city? Fuck off. I want to go to the bar and the cops have the shit barricaded off | Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:03:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Metro North needs to get rid of all these bullshit Bronx stops like Williams Bridge and Tremont. Only Fordham is valid. F local trains | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 8:56:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob | Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bunch of bullshit! A fucking french black and white silent film is still relevant in 2012? Never even heard of it. | Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. I hope she doesn't follow me on twitter and can see my tweets. I mean if she can, fuck it but it would be 10% more embarrassing. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:22:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Lennon: take that fucking checkered bullshit shirt off and show us your goods. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:19:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I can't party with coworkers anymore or else I'll def get fired. Shit. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:12:27 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. The gays made mollys hair like... I'm into her so hard. PS this violates the employee handbook so its off the record. | Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:10:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These gays know their shit. I mean. Ryan did Lennon's hair and now shes like so bangable. Not that she wasn't before. Hhh | Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:12:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT | Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:41:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wish I got that shit on video. I can't stop smiling | Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:55:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
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