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See, here's my issue with this opener for Live and Counting Crows... Why you players need a MacBook on stage to make music? They didn't have that shit in the 90s. Come onnnn Sunday, August 26, 2018 6:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
@NewYorkStateAG 👍. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit!
In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet
Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PMTwitter for Android
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1 Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:33:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Ever since @googlechrome enabled this site isolation shit, the browser is laggy AF and I even have a surfacebook. Suck it @intel with your shitty processor design. We're regressing here instead of advancing Tuesday, July 17, 2018 12:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I just had a disaster recovery exercise go horribly wrong in production because Azure is a piece of shit to manage.

I have a raging headache, and now I have to explain this fucking shit. Gonna be a wonderful Monday. 		Monday, July 09, 2018 2:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey I'm interested in ruining the environment and giving people lung cancer. I'm gonna get me one of those @GliderKit trucks with shitty old diesel engines to save a few bucks.

Trump and the EPA said it was coo. Dirty air only affects liberal hippies. 		Sunday, July 08, 2018 12:06:22 PMTwitter for Android
FYI: @zoho @servicedeskplus is a dumpster fire piece of shit system Friday, July 06, 2018 11:59:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Now that we're an Office 365 shop, let me be clear how much of a piece of shit Skype for Business is Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:55:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE Tuesday, June 26, 2018 11:03:52 PMTwitter for Android
There isn't enough money in existence you could pay me to live anywhere near these shitholes and make me do that commute. I'd honestly rather live in Flint MI with the lead water https://t.co/KZF9yOf0iK Saturday, June 23, 2018 9:23:26 PMTwitter for Android
I'm not even shitting you... There was literally a guy in my clubhouse dropping a deuce spread eagle with the stall door wide open. #dafuq Wednesday, June 13, 2018 8:21:23 PMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is trying to take credit for this? Get real. Everyone knows the J/Z LES stations are dilapidated shitholes

https://t.co/hYMXywn6CF 		Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:41:02 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah this guys' fulla shit. Weed doesn't work like that

https://t.co/WuErbQ5EhE 		Thursday, May 17, 2018 12:22:44 PMTwitter for Android
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PMTwitter for Android
This is hilarious. He's like "These alleged leaks are bs made up by fake news to make me look a fool. But leakers are bad and I'll find them and fire them, because like, it's true and shit" https://t.co/rhKm2wjiTN Tuesday, May 15, 2018 1:31:10 AMTwitter for Android
Good. Fuckkk this guy. He should get the death penalty for this shit. I get 5 spoofed calls per day

https://t.co/244xsLO3V7 		Friday, May 11, 2018 11:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit they were hustling for money. Saturday, April 21, 2018 5:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Why do morons shit in the stall right next to you when there's an open buffer stall available. #fuckssake Monday, April 02, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @realDonaldTrump, will you stop being a dumb motherfucker about foreign trade wars. You're making my stock crash you dipshit Saturday, March 24, 2018 12:21:52 AMTwitter for Android
Nest's algorithm to give you a leaf is SO full of shit. They reward you leaves for leaving your house and auto-setting your HVAC to eco mode, but the days I ran the least heat, I didn't get a leaf? Wat? https://t.co/uaCxHhKsWZ Saturday, March 17, 2018 3:11:40 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Walmart is on my shit list. Wednesday, March 07, 2018 12:50:06 PMTwitter Web Client
So the crazy Russian bastards were accused of doping during curling. How does one do PEDs for curling? Like does it make you scrub the ice harder or some shit? Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:03:34 PMTwitter for Android
Manageengine Service Desk Plus is absolute dog shit software... Friday, February 16, 2018 1:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
Idk wtf that tweet shit was about https://t.co/ZEa9prcphn Friday, December 29, 2017 11:00:03 PMTwitter for Android
@exjon @AjitPaiFCC @USATODAY No one likes you, ya piece of shit corporate shill
In reply to @exjon's tweet
Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:45:11 AMTwitter for Android
I hate bars with restroom attendiants. This place had a shitty sink sensor and I called the guy out on it and he called me back out for not using it right #blowme Wednesday, December 13, 2017 8:54:55 PMTwitter for Android
No charger I have actually works on my phone, so I've got a glorified fucking brick. You piece of shit Motorola cuntish piece of shit Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@lenovo @MotorolaUS What kind of piece of shit phone breaks all my charging cables after 2 weeks? They legit work everywhere else except my phone and "break"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Hey @MotorolaUS you know what October 4th is? The day I get to buy a Pixel 2 and get rid of this piece of shit Moto X Pure 2015
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure is a godforsaken piece of dogshit. I had a working script on friday that's failing for absolutely no reason Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:20 AMTwitter Web Client
What a shit call. He was safe af.oh who am I kidding Yanks can't score with risp. Cuncel. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:59:40 PMTwitter for Android
Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know what... It's all bullshit and it's all bad for you... Corporations don't give a shit about your health. Just go about and enjoy. Friday, August 25, 2017 12:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
Have I told you guys that my life is dope and I do dope shit? Also, New England clam chowdahh fucks Saturday, August 19, 2017 3:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Oh I need this shit bad https://t.co/Htc9Mhllh4 Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
Shit person.
Shit plane.
Shit airport. https://t.co/ZZgcTrJTke 		Friday, August 18, 2017 2:26:47 PMTwitter for Android
Heard my delay was because third world shithole @LGAairport didn't have enough hangars and they couldn't do the maintenance out in the rain Friday, August 18, 2017 2:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
A big fuggoff to the moneybags team. I was jammin to Doc Robinson and they made me join their shitty release meeting and harshed my mellow Thursday, August 17, 2017 3:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Welcome to shithole LaGuardia... Rather than taxiing to the gate, we've parked the plane and are being gassed out by jet fuel. Monday, August 14, 2017 9:02:21 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit. I'm hungover af and this isn't ideal Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:39:53 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit... Now I'm hungover as fuck Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:37:59 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta be kidding me with this invisible fucking unicode that caused all my shit to break this AM https://t.co/MIjaGfkxuO Thursday, August 10, 2017 12:01:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Todd Frazier! Holy smokes. That was some Scott Brosius shit right there Saturday, August 05, 2017 9:19:24 PMTwitter for Android
Well that's some bullshit they open them for you. Now I can't shotgun https://t.co/9w0JkuLqiS Friday, August 04, 2017 5:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
The security guard gentleman just welcomed us all to Progressive Field and I was like bullshit, it's the Jake Friday, August 04, 2017 4:55:22 PMTwitter for Android
On top of shit leadership and Azure being a cunt. Get lawst. I hate this place Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:33:26 AMTwitter for Android
I got woken up for server alerts every goddamn night of my on call this this week. This fucking piece of shit platform... Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:32:51 AMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna go be wreckless so like. Bottoms up I don't get arrested or some shit. Good day. Wednesday, July 19, 2017 10:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PMTwitter for Android
Median age at this bar in the LES is like 23. I'm too old for this shit Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:14:16 PMTwitter for Android
Get the actual fuck outta here. I'm gonna spend 800k for a shitty antique house on a small lot, only to rebuild it? This area stinks https://t.co/5MLkBFXmBj Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:31:56 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PMTwitter for Android
Why is @GooglePlayMusic's shuffle so shitty? 1400 songs in a playlist with 100+ artists and I'm only hearing songs from the same 5 artists Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:12:30 PMTwitter Web Client
My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PMTwitter Web Client
That's some bullshit Tuesday, June 27, 2017 11:37:52 PMTwitter Web Client
These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker. Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PMTwitter for Android
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AMTwitter for Android
Folks. I wish I can make this up, but I am not bullshitting you. I'm not that creative https://t.co/9iBFj9zu9K Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:18:38 AMTwitter for Android
microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage. Tuesday, May 16, 2017 6:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm all for Windows 10 and staying up to date and shit, but MSFT is annoying af with how persistent they bug me to install feature updates Monday, May 15, 2017 10:04:10 PMTwitter Web Client
the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life Friday, May 05, 2017 12:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo cloudflare. This is horseshit ux. You don't freeze in a screen like this https://t.co/rb4LJFQqsX Wednesday, April 26, 2017 9:00:26 PMTwitter for Android
Someone teach these cunts git 101 before wasting half my day on shit some 10th grade intro to programming student should know Monday, April 24, 2017 2:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
This airport is a goddamn shithole. My ticket says D2 but the gate is really C1 and you have to take a shuttle bus there? Saturday, April 22, 2017 5:23:38 AMTwitter for Android
I told an @AmericanAir pilot at departures that LaGuardia was a fuckin shithole for canceling my flight and he almost called security on me. https://t.co/X41uzc6FZ9 Saturday, April 22, 2017 4:11:41 AMTwitter for Android
I'm not drunk enough to get a flight out of this shithole in 45 mins. https://t.co/1hbVD1fXND Saturday, April 22, 2017 4:05:39 AMTwitter for Android
It is 3:30 am and Freddy and I are gonna eat the shit out of all these tacos we got from the taco truck. Like $30 of tacos Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:27:14 AMTwitter for Android
Slam on your horn one more time shithead Friday, April 21, 2017 9:39:08 PMTwitter for Android
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this guy I was nice too and let use the train bathroom before me who's been in there for like 10 mins shitting already Wednesday, April 19, 2017 11:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
I'm too old for this shit Wednesday, April 19, 2017 7:13:37 AMTwitter for Android
And why doesn't everyone keep right while walking. This city annoys the shit out of me Monday, April 17, 2017 9:07:13 AMTwitter for Android
Everything is unacceptable. Product people are assholes because if they actually used their own product, they'd notice their shitty UX Monday, April 17, 2017 2:00:43 AMTwitter for Android
Shits been out since December 2015 and I still can't see all the iOS emoji. https://t.co/LBKTon3Jgs Monday, April 17, 2017 1:48:43 AMTwitter for Android
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit. Thursday, April 13, 2017 9:51:00 AMTwitter Web Client
.@__JLu abusers lisy. Play hooky from work and grab shitty $5 MasterCard seats and say nah to hot dogs with me and Mal
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, April 10, 2017 10:12:04 PMTwitter for Android
Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit. Sunday, April 02, 2017 10:05:22 AMTwitter for Android
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PMTwitter Web Client
This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up Thursday, March 30, 2017 1:14:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit? Friday, March 24, 2017 11:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
Off tomorrow, then it's the bachelor party. Shit's gon' be cray. I'm already a cray on normal days... Thursday, March 23, 2017 6:58:18 PMTwitter Web Client
You have Siri, Alexa, Google Assistant and to a lesser extent, Cortana, all with huge user bases. Don't need another shitty one in the mix https://t.co/hXTJLCb45M Monday, March 20, 2017 2:16:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I find it absolute bullshit that wherever I go, snowstorms avoid me. Sunday, March 12, 2017 8:11:30 AMTwitter for Android
And I have to go to piece of shit work tomorrow Monday, March 06, 2017 1:16:30 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got the director of architecture telling me that my #1 priority is to implement some shit that was just a PoC that only one dev knows Tuesday, February 21, 2017 12:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
The Google keyboard is another piece of shit. How do you auto correct fucking to "fucking king" https://t.co/2MkMsG1c0B Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks. Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
Let's face it... My tweets are absurd but you like them better than political shitt Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:38:49 AMTwitter for Android
GD it... Why are we playing g fuckin kings. Too.old for this shit. But not really Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:33:06 AMTwitter for Android
There's a driverless Uber in front of us that drives better than 100% of NYC shithead cabs. #Pittsburgh. Every city's more advanced that NY Sunday, January 29, 2017 12:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
Not to brag, but to brag. Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit https://t.co/qIatNnn4Hl Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:49:05 PMTwitter for Android
Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:00:37 PMTwitter for Android
This country's literally fucked by morons so I'm getting hammered and tweeting stupid shit for levity Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:52:59 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of a shithole airport terminal has 5 lanes merging into one to exit Friday, January 27, 2017 4:26:06 PMTwitter for Android
I told this fucking cocksucker terminal c a d he goes to the shithole B which is all under construction. Friday, January 27, 2017 4:22:56 PMTwitter for Android
LaGuardia Airport is an inept fucking shithole. 20 minutes to get from one terminal to another in traffic because my Uber fucked up Friday, January 27, 2017 4:17:43 PMTwitter for Android
Love how I come back to this shithole and only two motherfuckers come through. Need to reevaluate people Friday, January 27, 2017 1:04:32 AMTwitter for Android
I get that updates are important, but Jesus fuckin Christ @Microsoft , the way you force reboot is horseshit https://t.co/RkiYG05tHu Tuesday, January 24, 2017 7:30:28 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @verizonfios It's 2017. Y U NO have IPv6 yet? There's an option for it in the router, but it doesn't work. Even shitty Spectrum has it. Tuesday, January 24, 2017 12:16:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Hood ass LaGuardia airport can't even get a jet bridge. Walking down stairs to get off this plane #shithole Friday, January 20, 2017 3:50:20 PMTwitter for Android
We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe Friday, January 13, 2017 12:19:15 AMTwitter for Android
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
"Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit" Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:05:40 PMTwitter for Android
RT @sadoperator: i'm not prepared for another year of this shit Friday, December 30, 2016 11:13:10 PMTwitter for Android
Flashed new router firmware and it got into a bad state. Thought I bricked. Shitting bricks here Wednesday, December 28, 2016 12:49:12 AMTwitter for Android
Blew a .09 and figured out some crazy complicated devops shit. Not good enough to drive but good enough to devops I guess.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 		Tuesday, December 20, 2016 5:10:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@thomaswood @NYGovCuomo New York is fucking stupid, and this is why I moved away. Shit infrastructure, and wasted money
In reply to @thomaswood's tweet
Monday, December 19, 2016 11:25:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Parents' '70s stove has a pilot light. What a goddamn piece of shit. Constantly burning gas is a waste of energy. Monday, December 19, 2016 2:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
Look at all these shit ingredients. This is why everyone gets cancer https://t.co/fgWuqSQ6ne Sunday, December 18, 2016 12:51:44 PMTwitter for Android
Cabbie smells like shit, as per usual. NYC is so fuckin savage and uncivilized. Absolutely vile city Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:30:58 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter newsfeed is basically Facebook right now. Complete bullshit ads and "you might like" fuck off bring back chronological Monday, December 12, 2016 1:11:30 PMTwitter for Android
How much you wanna bet I walk out of this MetroNorth shitbox and then the subways running like shit? Monday, December 12, 2016 9:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
I should just hit up the keg in the office instead of the morning coffee because of this shit Monday, December 12, 2016 9:18:22 AMTwitter for Android
If I had to put up with this shit every day, I'd end up licking the third rail Monday, December 12, 2016 8:51:56 AMTwitter for Android
Straight up don't understand how people put up with this shit every day without luck g the third rail Monday, December 12, 2016 8:50:37 AMTwitter for Android
I gotta get a job in Columbus so I don't have to put up with this horse shit every month Monday, December 12, 2016 8:50:01 AMTwitter for Android
Back in NY ONE day and the infrastructure is running like shit. Typical inferior New York bullshit. Monday, December 12, 2016 8:47:55 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Motorola and their piece of shit turbo charger. The cable is not removable from the brick and USB-A is shit and gets loose. Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:55:23 AMTwitter for Android
Here's Trump's shitty assed golf course he built on a landfill in the Bronx https://t.co/6xjQopUnwa Saturday, December 10, 2016 2:58:44 PMTwitter for Android
My job is basically me attempting to use broken Azure Powershell bullshit and yelling at Microsoft about it on their forums. Wednesday, November 23, 2016 12:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG Wednesday, November 23, 2016 10:22:10 AMTwitter Web Client
The @MTA is a piece of shit. Since when do @MetroNorth tickets expire in 2 months? They used to be good for a year. And that $10 refund fee Monday, November 21, 2016 10:58:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Which idiot is winning the election match?

Hopefully the less batshit crazy one. 		Tuesday, November 08, 2016 11:40:36 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny Tuesday, November 08, 2016 4:50:19 PMTwitter Web Client
VSTS is a finicky cocksucker that has absolute horseshit documentation Wednesday, November 02, 2016 1:20:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I fucking hate cocksucking piece of shit Microsoft Azure. Absolute garbage to manage Friday, October 21, 2016 11:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
This 80 degree weather at the end of October is a bunch of horse shit Tuesday, October 18, 2016 1:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @motorola... Suck it for being shitty now that Lenovo bought you. I need more emojis on Android 6.1 and you never pushed the update Tuesday, October 11, 2016 11:23:04 PMTwitter for Android
Absolute horseshit on this article. Ain't no way Manhattan, Jersey City & Brooklyn are happy places to work: https://t.co/pes3sygRxo Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:07:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Chocolatey is a shitty package manager. No one updates openvpn, php or 7zip packages. The FUCK is the point then Monday, October 10, 2016 5:46:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Picked the wrong week to come into the office. The pen testers are here and will discover all my bullshit I have on my work laptop. Monday, October 10, 2016 5:10:34 PMTwitter Web Client
The more these shitty leaders decide to be fuckin cocksuckers, the longer my lunches get Monday, October 10, 2016 4:21:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Still get woken up in the middle of the night for this piece of shit client's system were getting rid of in a few months. #getlawst Wednesday, October 05, 2016 2:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
This global warming is bullshit. The polar bears have nowhere to drink Coca Cola now. Sunday, September 25, 2016 4:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
Plus, they're absolutely blasting some shit news channel and I don't want to hear asshole Clinton and asshole Trump Saturday, September 17, 2016 2:47:05 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Ohio $65 for 50/5 MBPS in Columbus? That's expensive bullshit. Where's Maax? Charter buying you guys is going to mess that up, right? Wednesday, September 14, 2016 3:41:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Trump's a piece of shit. Hillary's a piece of shit. Cuncel da election Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
Azure is a piece of shit Tuesday, September 06, 2016 11:00:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does everyone fuckin suck at what they do? I literally know nothing about GPOs and just figured out shit the go to guy couldn't. Chreest Thursday, September 01, 2016 12:05:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Vinny is playing really shitty music on my last night in Queens wtf Friday, August 26, 2016 11:28:49 PMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how I know half of the shit I know, but I get it all figured out Monday, August 22, 2016 1:54:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Complete bullshit I cannot make it to the @Fantasy_Mania draft. Send my regards to those sausage and peppers mañana Friday, August 19, 2016 11:02:36 PMTwitter for Android
clearXchange is a fucking mess. Send money by email or phone number... Welp, what if we have the same for multiple banks? Shit breaks. Saturday, August 06, 2016 5:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 last year when @NickSwisher didn't suck and was on the Indians, wore a Yanks swish shirt there and got so much shit
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:30:58 PMTwitter for Android
I am going absolutely apeshit on this poor phone tech Friday, July 29, 2016 6:55:34 PMTwitter for Android
Hour number 4 of Time Warner being unable to activate my modem. Missing work. Two days without internet. Need compensation for this bullshit Friday, July 29, 2016 3:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
DBA next to me is straight out of Putin-land and thinks I'm batshit crazy, which I am.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, July 28, 2016 11:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Was distracted through an entire meeting because I thought I left my phone in the shitter (it was on my desk) Monday, July 25, 2016 1:02:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone needs to write their own fuckin speeches. Every politician's full shit. We're fucked https://t.co/CYKyNGUUrS Wednesday, July 20, 2016 9:04:38 PMTwitter for Android
Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts Tuesday, July 05, 2016 5:09:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Horse shit. White wine for guys? You're soft. KFC and Kmarko are better than you. @stoolpresidente https://t.co/QC5M9OveQk Tuesday, June 28, 2016 11:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked. Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PMTwitter for Android
Yes. Hangouts is a piece of shit. "Weekend poll: do you think Google Allo should replace Hangouts?" https://t.co/o5qksASh7s Sunday, June 19, 2016 7:09:54 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:55:04 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @CitiField you stupid cunts. How do you stop selling sausage and peppers in the 8th? Now I have to eat this shitty hot dog Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:42:37 PMTwitter for Android
Wayyy to drunk to be responsible for a multi-million dollar SaaS platform right now. But 1) I am and 2) sober people ain't got shit on me Friday, May 27, 2016 5:05:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct. Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA Friday, May 20, 2016 3:32:45 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio ah shit I thought they had two nights at the garden
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 3:23:33 PMTwitter for Android
Love how @TWC_NYNJ shits the bed and the whole internet breaks when one device backs up to iCloud at max upload bandwidth (a blazing 5mbps) Saturday, April 23, 2016 12:04:58 AMTwitter for Android
Marketing dept over at @Azure: "Our portal is such a fuckin piece of shit, you might as well just do everything through Powershell" Friday, April 22, 2016 12:20:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Absolute horseshit that these morons are comparing Windows 10 to Vista. Win 10 is a very solid OS: https://t.co/x6rdoVze7n Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970 Friday, March 18, 2016 9:49:14 PMTwitter for Android
Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry? Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AMTwitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit." Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:28:21 PMTwitter for Android
Can't believe they knocked old majestic Penn Station down to build this shithole Friday, March 04, 2016 10:44:53 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's mackin' on this milf right now. O shit. She just slid over a seat at the bar. #getitin Friday, March 04, 2016 3:57:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu They'd upsell a pile of shit if they could. Aggressive upsell tactics, SOPA support, shittu UX/UI and the elephant killing CEO: BAI 👋
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2016 2:48:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone's gotta clean their shitty asshole on this R train. Wednesday, February 24, 2016 6:32:23 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure someone shit elevator #12 in this building Friday, February 19, 2016 3:33:47 PMTwitter for Android
Spoiler Alert: In last week's X-Files, Mulder does mushrooms, sees some crazy shit and solves the crime. Friday, February 19, 2016 10:19:23 AMTwitter Web Client
You know you're in NY when your cabbie gets out and starts kicking the shit outta the car in front of you
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 03, 2016 12:27:50 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole product people does @google have working on their Contacts preview in Gmail... Shit is weak. Half my groups are missing Tuesday, February 02, 2016 5:48:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night. Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
This is exactly the kind of bullshit Pearl Jam didn't stand for in 1994 when they battled Ticketmaster. They lost. https://t.co/NuDBOdNFz5 Friday, January 29, 2016 5:02:10 PMTwitter Web Client
R train conductor is shitfaced. Dat slurred speech doe. https://t.co/YXILzDegra Thursday, January 28, 2016 9:11:21 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit. Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
1.5 hours and still not home yet. Missing the X-Files because NYC's 110 year old piece of shit transit system can't handle a little snow. Monday, January 25, 2016 8:02:22 PMTwitter for Android
Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway Monday, January 25, 2016 7:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
I just don't understand how people here can just leave deuces unflushed in the work shitters Friday, January 22, 2016 10:35:12 AMTwitter for Android
Hey security shithead: why don't ya take a seat over there... Tuesday, January 12, 2016 10:13:03 AMTwitter Web Client
I gotta beat this fuckin guy in Quoridor. Straight up Yanks/Sox shit here. Monday, January 11, 2016 10:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Linkedin sends too many fuckin emails, holy shit. Tuesday, January 05, 2016 7:15:51 AMTwitter for Android
Comcast is so full of shit. What good is gigabit internet if they limit your monthly bandwidth to 300GB? https://t.co/DBHvunNyrj Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:20:43 PMTwitter for Android
It's legit Christmas and the fact that I needed to go outside for air and am comfortable in a short sleeve shirt is global warming bullshit. Friday, December 25, 2015 9:50:08 PMTwitter for Android
Pizza boy is a really shitty driver in Home Alone Friday, December 25, 2015 5:24:22 PMTwitter for Android
It's a legit jungle on the 5 train. 100% humidity and like 85. 1) put the A/C on. 2) this warm winter bullshit needs to end Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:15:22 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit. Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
Holiday Shitshow party is about to begin but I need to bounce to see my boy Billy Joel at the garden. Thursday, December 17, 2015 6:02:20 PMTwitter Web Client
"This Warm Winter Bullshit Absolutely Sucks" https://t.co/2Cuq3GdvOT Tuesday, December 15, 2015 8:54:55 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I'll eat the shit out of either of those.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel New York City. I hate it. Get me out of here. Fucking shithole. Wednesday, December 09, 2015 6:10:36 PMTwitter for Android
There's a dude blasting Latin music on his phone in the shitter stall next to me. And not a single fuck was given that day! Monday, December 07, 2015 10:24:33 AMTwitter for Android
WAIT A SEC. Doesn't the MTA put like huge disclaimers on Arab political shit ads? Wtf is this then? https://t.co/nD0v0rMxZG Wednesday, November 25, 2015 6:45:38 PMTwitter for Android
Coworkers going away party; everyone's scared shitless I'm leaving next. Didn't buy a drink all night. They just keep handing them to me Thursday, November 19, 2015 7:33:18 PMTwitter for Android
That's bullshit. Took two steps Sunday, November 15, 2015 7:35:20 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone have any demo work for me to do? I'm in prime condition to take a sledgehammer to shit right now. Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:46:09 PMTwitter for Android
I hate it. New York fucking is a rat shithole Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:34:29 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit city with piece of shit infrastructure get me the fuck out of here Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
You should fucking tell people there are no R trains at Cortlandt St shitheads. 2 uptown Ns in 30 minutes. #fuckdoipayyoufor @NYCTSubway Wednesday, November 11, 2015 8:55:27 PMTwitter for Android
Shit is ABOUT to go down here at work... Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:43:46 PMTwitter Web Client
The Windows bluetooth stack is a raging piece of shit Monday, November 09, 2015 12:12:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Bullshit. Bet I can get this working in 5 mins: https://t.co/ia3YMLqDzi Sunday, November 08, 2015 1:12:59 AMTwitter for Android
Shit's about to go down at work tomorrow. Mark my words. #vigilante Thursday, October 29, 2015 10:59:27 PMTwitter for Android
Annmarie needs to shit the fuck up and stop judging me Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:10:34 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter is a fuckin piece of shit with the way they handle switching devices and two step login verification. Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Guy operating this 5 train has gotta be shitfaced. Way to hard brake and accelerate every 3 seconds like an asshole Friday, October 23, 2015 12:15:57 PMTwitter for Android
Sourceforge is such a 90s piece of shit with ads and spyware. Need to report a bug to a dev and it's impossible. What idiots still use SF? Thursday, October 22, 2015 10:42:36 AMTwitter Web Client
NO, QA manager. I won't re-test the shit you send to our outsourced consultants who are idiots. Hire smarter people. Tuesday, October 20, 2015 1:11:28 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders http://t.co/6SBCQi3D64 Monday, September 21, 2015 5:53:09 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I've gotta take a huge shit and have an hour meeting with useless VP #2 Friday, September 18, 2015 11:25:08 AMTwitter Web Client
A fuckin bird just shit on my hand Tuesday, September 15, 2015 8:28:31 AMTwitter for Android
Also, fuck airplane mode. The frequency phones run on won't conflict with the airplane shit. So I am tweeting this as we take off. I'll live Monday, September 14, 2015 3:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Hope this hedge fund guy destroys them. Fuck Herbalife. I unfollowed someone for being obsessed with that shit http://t.co/rTBwOOUS4e Wednesday, September 09, 2015 11:28:25 AMTwitter for Android
Dafuq is Colbert doing right now? Selling Hummus and doing weird myth shit #cuncel Tuesday, September 08, 2015 11:52:40 PMTwitter for Android
My life is a joke. You can't even make this shit up Saturday, September 05, 2015 6:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
I've got a 10am with my VP and I usually roll in at like 10:30 son. #welpshit Friday, September 04, 2015 12:06:44 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. Everything was configured just fine, but it's because they merged fuckin code in from 3 versions ago and the app broke. #shitsgottastop Thursday, September 03, 2015 5:27:58 AMTwitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck @GooglePlay Music? Your playlists don't advance anymore? It's like Repeat-1 is stuck. Playing the same shit looping Tuesday, September 01, 2015 5:41:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Clogged the fuckin toilet at the bar. It was a single bathroom. #sorrynotsorrygetbetterplumbingishitalot Sunday, August 30, 2015 12:35:05 AMTwitter for Android
This place is a motherless shithole Friday, August 28, 2015 11:57:51 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't even take a shit here without someone looking for me Friday, August 28, 2015 10:37:31 AMTwitter Web Client
These fuckers and their shitty code introduced a stack overflow that kills our web server and now it's my problem? Friday, August 28, 2015 9:47:07 AMTwitter Web Client
For real though. I thought Harlem was like being gentrified and shit by hipsters. Thought it was on the up and up. For sure not Monday, August 24, 2015 5:59:31 PMTwitter for Android
HOLY CHRIST, Harlem is a fucking shithole. I thought Bloombito and Giuliani had this all cleaned up. Monday, August 24, 2015 5:55:30 PMTwitter for Android
David Justice is probably talking shit about how I can't get his boo that he doesn't even realize I've gotten now. #fuckalexeybear Friday, August 21, 2015 12:36:11 AMTwitter for Android
David Justice is now talking shit about the pale girl with he black guy. Friday, August 21, 2015 12:30:18 AMTwitter for Android
Shits gotta stop. I fucking hate hot weather
http://t.co/3i5fO92MuG 		Thursday, August 20, 2015 1:53:52 PMTwitter Web Client
Once again, what kind of idiot asshole picks the stall next to you in the shitter when they're all empty. Buffer zone, bro. Wednesday, August 12, 2015 10:59:25 AMTwitter for Android
EPA: "Welp, we were trying to clean up shit but instead we accidentally dumped 3 mil gallons into the river."

Assholes should go to prison 		Monday, August 10, 2015 9:39:59 AMTwitter Web Client

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