3716 results for fuck
| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| @AEPOhio how many goddamn times is the power going to go out? The fuck is this, a third world country? | Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:31:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My dad has an Technics from the 70s. Magnetic drive. Can't kill that thing. Today, these fuckin hipster designers think it's cool to make a $350 manual turntable with 0 bells and whistles. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Every couple years you need to buy a new belt. The fuck kind of shit is that about? Why is it so expensive? Is the sound quality really that good? There are $100 turntables with speed levers and auto-return arms. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Do better, Ohio. We need to get these intolerant assholes the fuck outta hea. Cut this shit out canceling harmless events and making. Haters hating for no reason https://t.co/YOIdVk8uW1 | Sunday, June 02, 2019 2:35:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The dumb @EPA idiots are at it again. The fucking corn lobby... Ethanol has a lower energy content, so even if the gas is cheaper, you'd just burn it quicker... And it increases smog. Air pollution causes heart disease, cunts. https://t.co/2eBZvK6QrO | Saturday, June 01, 2019 2:24:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The asshole @EPA thinks it's a good idea to triple the allowed level of thyroid disrupting perchlorates in drinking water. Fuckin assholes. Gotta protect those company profits! Doesn't matter that everyone's getting cancer. https://t.co/IwaJAZUJsR | Friday, May 24, 2019 10:01:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus. | Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:04:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If you don't think my fat fuckin ass is eating a Premio sausage and pep tonight at the Stadium, you're sorely mistaken. | Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:56:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc | Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| You've gotta be outside your mind to even consider a Facebook Portal. Fuck that. It's like giving those cagey bastards a portal into your living room. Sneaky ass Zuck with his garbage security, spying on you. Fuckouttahea. | Tuesday, May 07, 2019 2:00:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate all these motherfuckers at work | Thursday, May 02, 2019 11:32:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wifey is binge watching Russian Doll and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head. It's so annoying https://t.co/CADoPIbT1i | Thursday, May 02, 2019 10:31:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent | Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| But according to Republicans, there is no global warming, glyphosate isn't a carcinogen, beautiful clean coal is good, windmills cause cancer and it's cool to unprotect millions of acres of parks to drill for fucking oil. Drop dead in 2019 and get educated. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:04:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck the fuckin EPA. Might as well abolish it and save money if they're not going to do dick to help the environment In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:01:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| United States is the fucking laughingstock of the world with its broadband speeds. For such a developed nation, why are we so behind everyone else? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, May 01, 2019 2:50:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC ... This is fucking deplorable. So you increase investment and require that 40% of ~441k rural locations get 25/3 MBPS brodband by the end 2022? This is an embarrassment. 1) those speeds stink. 2) 2022 is a long way off https://t.co/O9tDz1o4Pi | Wednesday, May 01, 2019 2:49:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu | Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ansible is driving me fucking bananas right now | Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:03:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Then you have @Starbucks taking away all my stars. I just joined the loyalty program last month and they changed it? The FUCK?!?!?? | Friday, April 19, 2019 2:26:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know what the problem is these days with MLB? Players aren't ripping coke and amphetamines anymore. Look at the 86 Mets. Savage team. Now everyone's a fuckin weakling on the injured list https://t.co/ZEXgJryais | Saturday, April 13, 2019 1:11:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cue the old dad here, but I just don't understand how kids these days are obsessed with Billie Eilish. She's not that good. And has Dave Grohl lost his fucking mind comparing her to Nirvana? Maybe the movement she created, but the music stinks. Music today STINKS. | Tuesday, April 09, 2019 8:59:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ on the cross. Powershell is fucking convoluted sometimes: https://t.co/bV99olykPa | Friday, April 05, 2019 3:00:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have no idea how my work email address gets signed up for every possible tech product marketing email list under the sun, but if you have to start an email with "sorry for the unsolicited email" 1) Go fuck yourself 2) DELETED https://t.co/Xnn2SMAzhe | Wednesday, April 03, 2019 10:22:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: The Yankees are a Fucking Disaster https://t.co/bwSsV5von1 | Monday, April 01, 2019 5:21:23 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Fuckin guy I work with couldn't even figure out how to create a github account. HOW DO WE HIRE THESE PEOPLE? | Monday, April 01, 2019 3:33:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| For fucks sake. If I would have started Peralta in the outfield instead of garbage Nimmo on the shit ass Mets, I would have won fantasy baseball this week. | Sunday, March 31, 2019 8:09:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @realDonaldTrump: go fuck yourself https://t.co/V2sUqrGdya | Sunday, March 31, 2019 3:11:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm all for less government regulation, but this fuckin HACK @AjitPaiFCC is a corporate shill moron. So it's okay for ISPs to allow paid traffic prioritization and other nonsense, but not for the government to tell ISPs to treat all traffic equally? Suck it https://t.co/ZqrXyrYR4Y | Friday, March 29, 2019 10:03:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck this shit.. we need to ban glypohosate NOW https://t.co/h5T6GwWgkU | Saturday, March 23, 2019 4:51:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fucking IRS didn't waste any time taking my damn money. I scheduled a payment for Monday, 3/25 and they drafted it from my account RIGHT NOW. At 2:30 AM on a Saturday #eatadick | Saturday, March 23, 2019 2:42:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Absolute savage. Just took a leak and the urinal cake smells better. For fucks sake In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 21, 2019 9:12:10 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Welp, there goes the fuckin bracket... | Thursday, March 21, 2019 6:59:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin jackass https://t.co/oLCbXrUlq7 | Sunday, March 10, 2019 12:51:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is an example of an old white ignoramus fuck who needs to leave politics. Can't have his hatred around anymore In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money. 1) The president is an asshole 2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up #eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU | Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I mean, rather than building a useless fucking wall that will be tunneled under, how about you take top engineers and make it do something useful. Ya know, create green energy and green energy jobs... https://t.co/EFz0JeaIZP | Friday, February 15, 2019 12:21:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a junior DevOps engineer under me who is too goddamn feeble to understand my superior scripts and is making me rewrite everything I did using a more halfassed method because he can't understand my code. #fuckouttahea | Saturday, February 09, 2019 1:58:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The @epa is a dumpster fire organization. Seriously, fuck off. You're supposed to protect us from things that make us sick, idiots. https://t.co/6cQ8Tnp48y | Friday, February 08, 2019 3:34:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously... Fuck @Oracle and Java for their licensing BULLSHIT. Switch to .NET Core instead https://t.co/L9PCsqCyZs | Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:07:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Honestly don't even care if this subsidy exists or not because it doesn't affect me but FUCK Ajit Pai. I hope he never gets what he wants because he's a jagoff fuckface In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, February 04, 2019 6:54:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get a load of this hick assed motherfucker. This is a professor at an institution if higher learning? GET LAWST. What an ignoramus. Should have let the south secede... https://t.co/pRCHgh0uyI | Sunday, February 03, 2019 12:41:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get your kids vaccinated, you stupid fucks. What if your dumbass antivaxxer ways killed a sick, innocent cancer patient with no immune system? Washington is under a state of emergency as measles cases rise @CNN https://t.co/o1MgH8qUOm | Saturday, January 26, 2019 10:58:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hope the fucks doing this electrocute themselves https://t.co/wFAdlF15Y9 via @Teslarati | Saturday, January 26, 2019 7:21:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This country can suck a fucking dick | Friday, January 25, 2019 1:20:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| By all means, get this fuckin guy off the Yankees https://t.co/b3mflrdWqq | Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:37:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I spent an ungodly am amount of money on fuckin LED Christmas lights and now that I'm putting them away, half the sets half light up. Fucking pieces of shit | Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:45:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them | Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What a fuckin jagoff @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/BXlf52LwiC | Wednesday, January 02, 2019 5:30:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm the fuckin worst at beer pong. Legit hit 2 cups all 2019. Well. I have 17 years to practice before been okays. Gotta be a cool pops | Tuesday, January 01, 2019 3:18:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of fucking morons over at the @epa. The EPA is in favor of giving people cancer. #eatadick https://t.co/IXiZxcMO1e | Saturday, December 29, 2018 11:20:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Fuck coal https://t.co/AENqTrWOlc #greenenergy #feedly | Wednesday, December 12, 2018 2:26:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bunch of dumb motherfuckers over at the @EPA relaxing coal regulations. Fuck coal, that's some 1800s shit. Can we promote greener energy in 2018 for fucks sake? | Sunday, December 09, 2018 10:17:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck wants to open new coal plants? What a bunch of dumb bastards. It's almost 2019. That's some 1800s shit https://t.co/YsUaFJmdQU | Thursday, December 06, 2018 9:44:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| BARRY O KNOWS WTF IS UP. Fucking politics, man. You have two sides living in two different fantasy worlds (but one side is also dumb af) https://t.co/EuKg9bPBhr | Wednesday, November 28, 2018 11:42:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Something has to be done about how buggy everything is these days. Google, Android, Microsoft... Nothing fucking works right. https://t.co/GxMZbsfoAU https://t.co/qATBCUmhze | Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:28:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey Google this bug is back again you dumb motherfuckers. Doesn't anyone test this shit? Android auto is completely unusable. https://t.co/Gpsq6Dkv9e | Friday, November 23, 2018 1:00:24 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Send the fucking bitch who did this to these poor dogs foot first through a wood chipper: https://t.co/KS0VYTxgui | Tuesday, November 20, 2018 7:07:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckssake with the plastic in the ocean already... https://t.co/YZ6IcGJF6J | Tuesday, November 20, 2018 2:35:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MTA website still uses the <font> tag... This was deprecated in the HTML 4.01 specification, which was published in 1999... Fuckssake | Wednesday, November 14, 2018 1:11:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Spectrum is a fucking terrible ISP... Nationwide outage (again), prices increasing, and it's $65/month for 100mbps that doesn't go faster than 80mbps and they claim there's nothing else they can do to get it to reach the advertised speeds Hey @AjitPaiFCC - eat a dick, fuckface | Friday, November 09, 2018 1:54:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC: go fuck yourself! https://t.co/07BfQwzklD | Monday, November 05, 2018 10:17:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Surfacebook takes 10 minutes to boot, no exaggeration. Yes, I checked startup programs. Yes, I ran sfc and dsim... Yes, I have plenty of disk space and it's an SSD. No fix in sight. #fuckssake In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 3:27:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw) In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:37:47 AM | Twitter for Android |
| We are so technologically advanced as a society, yet nothing fucking has good user experience and I'm motherfucking sick of it. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:36:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint. Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Missed my entire fucking Halloween party because I recommended against something but my boss made us do it anyway at 7PM on Friday and then another asshole engineer broke the cluster and boom, 5 hours wasted. Everyone can eat a dick In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:33:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Waze and Android Auto? Garbage UX and bugs Samsung Smart TVs? Beautiful displays, garbage software Google Play Movies sends me a note that the upgraded a movie to 4K for free. And it doesn't fucking play In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Fucking Christ, @Microsoft... I get a weird RDP error and clicking the help button opens a Bing search on how to use RDP, rather than providing useful info on the error? This is an insult to my intelligence. Do you think I'm a greenhorn? https://t.co/kv1Tye8XpE | Saturday, October 27, 2018 1:38:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm in a fight with fuckin Spectrum again for providing speeds 20-50 Mbps lower than they promise. Getting the absolute runaround | Thursday, October 11, 2018 12:03:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Whose dick do I have to suck to find orange LED light bulbs... Fuckssake they're sold out everywhere | Monday, October 08, 2018 11:48:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's too goddamn hot in October these days. Fuckssake @EPA @GOP and @realDonaldTrump you climate change denying cunts https://t.co/U84MP7Zaci | Sunday, October 07, 2018 8:32:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster. @googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER | Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit. | Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F | Monday, August 27, 2018 12:27:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it | Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck you @MonsantoCo !!! | Friday, August 10, 2018 8:45:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Y'all just need to get the fuck out of there. The entire metro area. Just leave. Pure savagery. https://t.co/Aj1Cxw7Xjy | Friday, August 10, 2018 4:16:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @NewYorkStateAG 👍. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit! In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet | Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell. Fuckssake what a piece of shit. | Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @MetroNorth I'm visiting NY for one goddamn day and you're delayed. Cunts. I moved away because your infrastructure is fucking garbage. | Friday, August 03, 2018 6:49:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @andrewcuomo how are those $30 million blue and gold subway tiles doing? Helping service? Welp, at least you told @Ask_Spectrum to go fuck themselves, ya got that going for you. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, July 30, 2018 2:37:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj | Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:33:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This documentation FUCKING SUCKS https://t.co/UGVnzfDqva | Friday, July 27, 2018 3:43:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| For fucks sake... https://t.co/wtd3PfYaye | Wednesday, July 25, 2018 3:39:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This just caused me to cancel my new york trip you stupid fucks. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:20:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @ups fuckers. If I live in Columbus and my package was in columbus at 3AM this morning, what the fuck is is doing in michigan https://t.co/WffWqDgtbK | Tuesday, July 24, 2018 10:04:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone's driving like fucking assholes rn | Sunday, July 22, 2018 5:49:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus fucking Christ https://t.co/qBgAmzGTvk | Tuesday, July 10, 2018 3:06:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just had a disaster recovery exercise go horribly wrong in production because Azure is a piece of shit to manage. I have a raging headache, and now I have to explain this fucking shit. Gonna be a wonderful Monday. | Monday, July 09, 2018 2:24:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @EPAScottPruitt! Go FUCK YOURSELF! Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out you crooked bastard Go suffocate on greenhouse gases you idiot | Thursday, July 05, 2018 4:40:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI | Tuesday, June 26, 2018 1:28:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everclear is playing a free show in Columbus. Art Alexakis fucks | Friday, June 08, 2018 7:46:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio Rosanna, Meat Loaf, Phill Collins, Michael Bolton. Fuck outta hea In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Sunday, May 20, 2018 12:42:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How in the actual fuck does it take 40 minutes at dumpster fire LaGuardia to taxi to a runway to take off on. | Friday, May 18, 2018 1:59:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:41:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| While @AjitPaiFCC is a fuckup asshole, and I agree with a free and open internet, THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DEMOCRAT VS REPUBLICAN ISSUE https://t.co/XGgc9rwoLg | Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:40:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC: GO FUCK YORSELF (Although it won't get past the house or ya boy Donnie). But you're still a fuckup asshole corporate shill https://t.co/stTsYb1obm | Wednesday, May 16, 2018 4:22:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hardoooo Metro North conductor made this older lady take her feet off the seat even though she had her shoes off. And no fucks were given as she put them right back up after he left. | Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:13:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Metro North car I'm in smells like a fuckin sewer. It's not even a bathroom car. | Tuesday, May 15, 2018 7:40:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Good. Fuckkk this guy. He should get the death penalty for this shit. I get 5 spoofed calls per day https://t.co/244xsLO3V7 | Friday, May 11, 2018 11:52:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| How dare you refer to all dogs as disorderly. Arizona Senator John Kavanaugh does NOT fuck: https://t.co/u6KKh5VLJy | Saturday, May 05, 2018 10:52:13 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @AjitPaiFCC nice pick you fuckin crooked bastard. Resign. https://t.co/D0opMnjwTX | Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:36:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck is wrong with Netflix for cancelling Everything Sucks after one season? That show was SO good. But there's two seasons of the absolute garbage show Haters Back Off with some YouTube moron. "Quality" original content. | Saturday, April 07, 2018 3:37:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @realDonaldTrump you stupid idiot. You suppisedly went to Wharton? Idk about you but DSB told me that international trade was important. Your trade wars are crashing all my stocks ya fuckin buffoon. | Friday, April 06, 2018 6:13:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| With the exception of the food, this entire city can go fuck itself | Friday, April 06, 2018 5:32:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Makes me laugh when things say "unleaded fuel only." It's 2018, who the fuck puts lead in gas anymore | Friday, April 06, 2018 5:02:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #thefuckingsubway | Wednesday, April 04, 2018 9:54:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why do morons shit in the stall right next to you when there's an open buffer stall available. #fuckssake | Monday, April 02, 2018 12:48:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @realDonaldTrump, will you stop being a dumb motherfucker about foreign trade wars. You're making my stock crash you dipshit | Saturday, March 24, 2018 12:21:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These people are sick in the fuckin head and living in a fantasy world https://t.co/ADCa0ScWQQ This video is absolutely enraging and ignorant. | Friday, March 09, 2018 11:01:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Walmart is on my shit list. | Wednesday, March 07, 2018 12:50:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck every single part of this story. I hope @AjitPaiFCC dies by firing squad. Fuck him and fuck the NRA. https://t.co/dd4j2Ksu2f | Friday, February 23, 2018 10:59:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Plus, he overshot its orbit. NASA doesn't fuck up. They sent New Horizons past Pluto. Elon Musk is amateur hour in space. Consult with actual rocket scientists, ya cocky bastard In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, February 07, 2018 6:25:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is it just me, or is Elon Musk a cocky douche launching a Tesla into space? I mean it's a cool technological feat, but fuckssake, all that money could have helped elsewhere. | Wednesday, February 07, 2018 2:26:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dumb motherfucker https://t.co/crI1Lz3ZK7 | Monday, January 22, 2018 8:02:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude fuck bourbon St. It's like fuckin times square. You gotta go to the dives. My boy Dave's here all the time | Tuesday, January 02, 2018 11:13:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Rihanna fucks | Friday, December 29, 2017 3:54:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Naw'lins motherfuckersssss | Friday, December 29, 2017 2:21:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SteveScalise @AjitPaiFCC You're a fucking moron who doesn't know how the internet works In reply to @SteveScalise's tweet | Friday, December 15, 2017 10:59:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo @BrendanCarrFCC you're a fucking moron too. Hate Obama much? | Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:23:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| hey @mikeofcc you fucking hack. What do you know about how the internet works. Shut your whore mouth | Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:12:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Twitter banned me from naughty words and they can blow me. Fuck you @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/UAB2cbfOwo | Thursday, December 14, 2017 1:00:57 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Pony just came on at the work party so players gon' fuck tonight | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 8:40:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Stop tweeting about stupid fucking sauce and go kill yourself. No one likes you, you miserable corporate shill. I hope a tree falls on you. https://t.co/4kYu54lWUv | Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:01:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: American Airlines can go fuck themselves for charging me $75 to check an empty carryon https://t.co/5vHhHOzFms | Sunday, December 10, 2017 10:07:45 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I kind of quit this twitter account, but I just wanted to point out this goofy, gopher-assed looking motherfucker. Die in a bus fire. https://t.co/PAjqu42g10 | Monday, November 27, 2017 2:08:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I'm a fuckin tech guy and all my technology sucks a cock | Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| No charger I have actually works on my phone, so I've got a glorified fucking brick. You piece of shit Motorola cuntish piece of shit | Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at this place Two Bits in Nashville and these tater tots fuck | Thursday, September 14, 2017 4:46:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @lenovo @MotorolaUS Way to update it too, assholes. Last security patch was 12/2016 and the OS is two years old. Fuck off In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:12:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 9:35 PM and for fucks sake I already forgot to close my tab at the bar | Thursday, September 07, 2017 9:39:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck @ATT and that sellout prick @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/PIbTTHNnYg | Thursday, August 31, 2017 2:29:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| These stupid fucking @VIZIO cunts only give you 15 minutes to enter the code to order a free remote. Mine fucking expired. | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:36:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO Also, the amount of data Vizio collects on you is FUCKED up and they got fined for being deceptive cunts: https://t.co/zuj1gR2078 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:30:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO They literally shipped a software update that requires a new remote. Are you fucking serious? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:21:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VIZIO Yo @VIZIO go fuck yourselves. You have some nerve for updating my firmware and changing the ENTIRE way my fucking TV works. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:19:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm about to go to war with the stupid fucks who made my tv, @VIZIO | Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:18:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Have I told you guys that my life is dope and I do dope shit? Also, New England clam chowdahh fucks | Saturday, August 19, 2017 3:35:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga | Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:16:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude. I don't miss standing in this fuckin sewer waiting for a broken down metal box. | Friday, August 18, 2017 12:17:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore | Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin New York. My tab sucks cocks https://t.co/KCAg7khnbF | Thursday, August 17, 2017 11:59:30 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Philly cheesesteaks from Wood & Ales in NYC fuck | Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:57:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't give a fuck about Philly Technician Jamaal. Comcast sux. @AjitPaiFCC sucks, Philly sucks. Stop showing up as an ad in my timeline https://t.co/u81dKbJd95 | Thursday, August 17, 2017 9:25:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Mothafuckin El Gary with a bomb off the Little league Mets | Thursday, August 17, 2017 7:23:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Pretty plausible prediction from July 2016... The dumb motherfucker https://t.co/OerUsPZZOn | Wednesday, August 16, 2017 10:03:17 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Steel drums fuck | Tuesday, August 15, 2017 10:02:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Verizon LTE still sucks 12 cocks at Jones Beach. Fucks sake guys | Tuesday, August 15, 2017 7:22:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f… | Monday, August 14, 2017 8:26:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 8:53 am and I'm fuckin hammered right now. Fuckin Bob's moonshine... | Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:54:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Well shit... Now I'm hungover as fuck | Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:37:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I've never really done coke but I've got a guy passed out rn who said he's been on a 3 week coke bender. Liar. Get the fuck awake dude. | Saturday, August 12, 2017 1:31:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Goddamn it. It's 1:30 am and people are passed out already. It's a bachelor party. Stop being a buncha fuckin pussies | Saturday, August 12, 2017 1:29:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Gotta be kidding me with this invisible fucking unicode that caused all my shit to break this AM https://t.co/MIjaGfkxuO | Thursday, August 10, 2017 12:01:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Santa Claus over here with the baseball bat cane... This guy fucks https://t.co/YCwJrB78Te | Friday, August 04, 2017 6:15:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I got woken up for server alerts every goddamn night of my on call this this week. This fucking piece of shit platform... | Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:32:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Everything's a fucking disaster | Wednesday, July 19, 2017 9:22:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| A+ move by the guy next to me who told the flight attendant to shut the fuck up under his breath when she was bitching about airplane mode. | Sunday, July 16, 2017 7:39:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ehubbs13 El Gary fucks | Friday, July 14, 2017 9:58:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The snap hotdog fucks | Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck outta here. I'm gonna spend 800k for a shitty antique house on a small lot, only to rebuild it? This area stinks https://t.co/5MLkBFXmBj | Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:31:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's go the fuck to the bahhhhhh | Wednesday, July 12, 2017 4:05:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| .@AjitPaiFCC is a stupid fucking cunt trying to ruin the internet in favor of greedy ISPs. Eat a dick, sir | Wednesday, July 12, 2017 10:45:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This entire government administration is a motherfuckin joke shop embarrassment to the world | Tuesday, July 11, 2017 3:18:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This here fat fuck just ate a cheeseburger and one and a half sausage and peppers sandwiches. | Sunday, July 02, 2017 9:02:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The fuck does Girardi keep putting this idiot on the mound to blow games? Is he trying to lose on purpose? | Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:53:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 2017. Fuck yourself if your inept WebEx conference requires me to dial in by phone and not use computer audio | Tuesday, June 20, 2017 10:13:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Chris Carter is useless. Strikes out 24/7, makes errors and gets CC injured | Tuesday, June 13, 2017 11:28:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Chris Carter get the fuck off my team | Tuesday, June 13, 2017 11:18:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker. | Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @Moto, the fuck is raking you so long to update the 2015 pure edition to Nougat. This joke brand beat you https://t.co/meMw44I3SH | Saturday, June 03, 2017 3:12:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My best friend said she used to fuck with Usher | Thursday, June 01, 2017 11:36:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dan? Mothafuckin G. Danny? Passed out on the couch. | Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:39:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat? | Monday, May 22, 2017 1:15:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage. | Tuesday, May 16, 2017 6:06:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nothing is fuckin working right now | Tuesday, May 16, 2017 3:13:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ, Tanaka... You were 5-0 in your last 5 starts and you decide to fuck up Jeter's night? | Sunday, May 14, 2017 7:54:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI | Saturday, May 13, 2017 2:16:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I fucking SUCK at beer pong holy christ | Friday, May 12, 2017 7:36:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @ehubbs13: What a fucking win!! The Comeback Kids strike again!! It's Cinco de Mayo Friday after beating the WS champs Lets go OFF https… | Friday, May 05, 2017 5:40:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life | Friday, May 05, 2017 12:35:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey assholes at Motorola. Still don't have Nougat on my Pure Edition you fuckin slows. And I'm rocking 12/2016 security patches. Real secure | Wednesday, May 03, 2017 6:04:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm sick as a fuckin dog and I blame filthy New York | Friday, April 28, 2017 7:28:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These consultants are the dumbest fuckin engineers ever. | Thursday, April 27, 2017 3:59:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I told an @AmericanAir pilot at departures that LaGuardia was a fuckin shithole for canceling my flight and he almost called security on me. https://t.co/X41uzc6FZ9 | Saturday, April 22, 2017 4:11:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9 | Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:57:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New Yorks fuckin killin me. I should be sleeping in my tuft and needle bed until like noon but instead I'm at a fuckin bar in Williamsburg | Saturday, April 22, 2017 2:01:18 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I should be in Columbus by now but I'm in a smelly fucking cab in Queens with a prick driver | Friday, April 21, 2017 9:37:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuck this guy I was nice too and let use the train bathroom before me who's been in there for like 10 mins shitting already | Wednesday, April 19, 2017 11:47:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's hear it for Newww York. Concrete jungle where there's fuckin garbage all ooooverrrr. There's nothing you can't dooo https://t.co/tIZ014wglw | Wednesday, April 19, 2017 11:21:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great. I'm in lower Manhattan and I have to go back to fuckin Westchester just to come back to lower manhattan in like 9 hours | Wednesday, April 19, 2017 11:19:24 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Motorola doesn't even have the decency to push 6.0.1 so I don't even get Unicode 8 emoji. I see boxes with X's in them | Monday, April 17, 2017 1:46:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| And fuck you Motorola for not pushing Nougat yet. Keep me on this antique assed os. | Monday, April 17, 2017 1:45:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Been saying it for years. Samsung is fuckin garbage. https://t.co/vNHrnKJnpn | Saturday, April 08, 2017 2:51:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @BarstoolJJ @ACBeerFest This guy fucks In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet | Saturday, April 01, 2017 11:56:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep | Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck coal. idiot. https://t.co/XoWPezPYmN | Friday, March 31, 2017 11:17:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened | Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:08:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the actual fuck happened last night? | Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:03:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Would be nice if #thefuckingsubway didn't decide to park in between stations when I have another train to catch | Monday, March 27, 2017 6:26:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| We've got a QA team that's testing code compiled from a deleted git branch. They have no fuckin idea what they're even testing. Ops prob tho | Monday, March 27, 2017 12:26:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| i'm losing all my motherfuckin money | Monday, March 27, 2017 11:36:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Protip: "Ain't nobody don't like to fuck" | Saturday, March 25, 2017 11:36:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What's my motha fuckin name... R.U.L.E | Saturday, March 25, 2017 1:41:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking LaGuardia.... | Friday, March 24, 2017 1:35:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| buncha fuckin morons running this bitch. Merica | Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc | Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking hate Samsung... Why can't they just implement Google Assistant? Ruining the stock Android experience https://t.co/d3v9wdjJ5x | Monday, March 20, 2017 2:14:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| There's starving people in Africa and my drunk ass just dumped 1/2 lb of pasta down the fuckin drain. | Saturday, March 18, 2017 3:25:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just dumped a half fuckin pound if pasta down my garbage disposal. Bitch ass trick. Now I have to cook it all over again | Saturday, March 18, 2017 3:22:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin Time Warner/Charter Spectrum transition. Billin portal's broken af... The ONE invoice I need for my expense report is not available | Wednesday, March 08, 2017 11:45:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm about to eat the fuck out of a Thurman's burger | Tuesday, March 07, 2017 9:37:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've been mad for fucking years | Monday, March 06, 2017 12:56:56 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just dropped my fucking phone flat on its fucking screen on concrete and now it doesn't work at all. It made it 1.5 years I guess | Sunday, March 05, 2017 4:26:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Google keyboard is another piece of shit. How do you auto correct fucking to "fucking king" https://t.co/2MkMsG1c0B | Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:47:18 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks. | Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:45:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Do your own fuckin maintenance next time. https://t.co/vTK9ZeYAtI | Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it | Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Annmarie called/ video chatted me no less than 15 times in the past two days and it's driving me up a fuckin wall | Thursday, February 09, 2017 8:07:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Belichick: "Get your fuckin arm off me" | Sunday, February 05, 2017 10:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin old people always holding up the line because they can't figure out credit card point of sales | Sunday, February 05, 2017 5:06:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Man... People really go fuckin hard at divorce parties | Sunday, January 29, 2017 5:15:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin waterfall https://t.co/Un06gVzfPM | Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:52:54 AM | Twitter for Android |
| GD it... Why are we playing g fuckin kings. Too.old for this shit. But not really | Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:33:06 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "I wanna make love in this club" == "I wanna fuck in a bar" | Sunday, January 29, 2017 12:10:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| That's why I couldn't get in. There's a fuckin sword guarding the door https://t.co/Unggk0BzgG | Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:22:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This country's literally fucked by morons so I'm getting hammered and tweeting stupid shit for levity | Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:52:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I told this fucking cocksucker terminal c a d he goes to the shithole B which is all under construction. | Friday, January 27, 2017 4:22:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| LaGuardia Airport is an inept fucking shithole. 20 minutes to get from one terminal to another in traffic because my Uber fucked up | Friday, January 27, 2017 4:17:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's 4am. Have a presentation at 9. I'm burping fuckin Coronas and Freddy's place smells like strippers. | Friday, January 27, 2017 4:03:00 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Love how I come back to this shithole and only two motherfuckers come through. Need to reevaluate people | Friday, January 27, 2017 1:04:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I get that updates are important, but Jesus fuckin Christ @Microsoft , the way you force reboot is horseshit https://t.co/RkiYG05tHu | Tuesday, January 24, 2017 7:30:28 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The MTA sucks 12 cocks. https://t.co/mhEyUhdDf6 #thefuckingsubway Do yourself a favor and leave this cess pool city | Tuesday, January 24, 2017 11:57:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Office building needs to lower the fucking heat. It's a waste of energy and it's like 95 in here. | Tuesday, January 24, 2017 9:42:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This dude is spot on: https://t.co/KNL85KD2U5 #thefuckingsubway | Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:27:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh fuck the cops | Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:15:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin this is the problem when you've got bartender friends at an Irish place | Tuesday, December 20, 2016 3:31:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm on a fucking rampage in this office. Not only is everyone an ignoramus, but fuckin crackheads can come up with better architecture | Monday, December 19, 2016 3:29:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't understand how it's possible for people to be SO smelly first thing in the morning. Like fucking wash yourselves... | Monday, December 19, 2016 12:10:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @thomaswood @NYGovCuomo New York is fucking stupid, and this is why I moved away. Shit infrastructure, and wasted money In reply to @thomaswood's tweet | Monday, December 19, 2016 11:25:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yo @reddit you fucking cocksucker. Spent 2 hours writing a post and no one told me checking this box would reload the page & lose everything https://t.co/yvoVrEp0J6 | Monday, December 19, 2016 11:24:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet | Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:26:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm efficient as fuck at work. Fuck off 90% of the time, yet still accomplish mad DevOps eliteness. More that other dumbs | Friday, December 16, 2016 5:05:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What kind of moronic @NYCTSubway assholes decided to close an escalator at the GCT 4/5 during rush hour? Total clusterfuck #thefuckingsubway | Thursday, December 15, 2016 6:42:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This smelly motherfucker thinks I'm a greenhorn and is going down all the busiest streets when there's faster ways. Fucking hate cabbies | Thursday, December 15, 2016 12:01:26 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Cabbie smells like shit, as per usual. NYC is so fuckin savage and uncivilized. Absolutely vile city | Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:30:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I only tweet a lot when I'm in NY because when I'm in NY everything fuckin pisses me off. | Monday, December 12, 2016 4:41:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
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