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Is it normal for @RumpkeNews to just not show up for garbage days anymore? Literally three weeks in a row they're two days late. I didn't move out of NYC to put up with this shit, and they just raised the rates.

Must be Biden's fault. No one wants to work with the socialism $ 🙄 		Saturday, April 10, 2021 8:23:43 PMTwitter for Android
Who the hell is this no name Nick Nelson who can't pitch for shit? Friday, April 09, 2021 4:38:15 PMTwitter Web App
What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse.

God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately 		Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AMTwitter for Android
@YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty What a buggy piece of shit. Fix it
In reply to @YESNetwork's tweet
Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it?

Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? 		Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AMTwitter for Android
Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
Derek Chauvin is a piece of shit motherfucker Thursday, April 01, 2021 11:24:51 AMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio @Abuyousef @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib @CAIRNational @JoshMandelOhio Remember when you posted this poll, you pile of shit?

"Muslim Terrorists?" Isn't that being Islamophobic?

Don't you understand Islam is a peaceful religion? There are radical assholes everywhere, and they do not represent the majority https://t.co/G7JKGGlV2D
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Monday, March 29, 2021 1:50:25 PMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio @GovMikeDeWine @GovAbbott @JoeBiden @clevelanddotcom @JoshMandelOhio you're a real piece of shit
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Monday, March 29, 2021 1:46:46 PMTwitter Web App
JFC, Georgia is a shitty state with ignorant, hick white racist lawmakers passing new Jim Crow laws in the year of our Lord 2021. Limiting voting rights for minorities and charging a black woman with a felony for knocking on a door. Should've let the south secede. Monday, March 29, 2021 9:11:14 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PMTwitter for Android
@JoshMandelOhio Hi. I saw your poll today. You hateful prick. I will be heckling you from this point forward because you're a piece of shit human who should NEVER represent Ohio.
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Friday, March 19, 2021 2:06:32 AMTwitter for Android
Just wanted everyone on Twitter to know that my hot water heater is a fucking piece of shit. The power vent motor's bearings are shot and the thing is so fucking loud, I'm going to take a sledgehammer to it. Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:48:17 PMTwitter Web App
I have painters here doing a one week job. They showed up at 8AM. It's now 6:30 and they're still here. Don't contractors usually bounce at like 3/4?

Top notch work ethic, but I have shit to do and other rooms to prep. Go home! Cya tomorrow! 		Monday, March 15, 2021 6:26:22 PMTwitter Web App
Someone actually banged this piece of shit? I hope she gives birth to an alien that eats her

https://t.co/PFDjhqAl1I 		Friday, March 12, 2021 9:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AMTwitter Web App
I really need to poop and have been on calls since 9am solid. We're talking about decommissioning our colo now that we're in the cloud and I literally don't give a shit because I have to shit Wednesday, March 03, 2021 10:59:56 AMTwitter Web App
Y'all are actually surprised Dr. Seuss published racist shit? Why are you surprised? That cracker racist AF. It was the 1930s-1950s in America. Every white male was racist. Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:01:46 AMTwitter for Android
Our director of QA is literally dumb as a pile of rocks and doesn't understand modern DevOps and is proposing the most absurd shit. Every engineer is disagreeing with this fuckin guy, but no one can get him to change his mind or shit process. Guy's gotta go https://t.co/lQy38Tnla5 Friday, February 26, 2021 11:17:58 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PMTwitter Web App
I also searched slack for "piece of shit" company-wide and the only result was me saying it 67 times since 2017 Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
Google is so full of shit. They fired a second AI researcher who ran a script against her email to look for discrimination? What are you afraid of Google? It's so obvious that they're threatened so much by what AI will uncover, that they're just firing people left and right https://t.co/O7ckJsJKjM Saturday, February 20, 2021 9:01:08 AMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz @connectforlife Can't give blood from Cancun you shithead
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:38:58 PMTwitter Web App
Hey @SenTedCruz, how's Cancun you fuckin piece of shit? Millions in your state without power and water and you're in fuckin Cancun. Go eat yourself Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:08:41 PMTwitter Web App
Raze this piece of shit building immediately. Looks like asshole in the NYC skyline and we have whiny ass rich people saying it sucks https://t.co/aAaBl6b59Y Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:51 AMTwitter Web App
How the fuck do you arrest the BOSS, Bruce on a DWI when he only blew a .02? That's like a glass of wine or two. Legal limit's .08. Maybe .04-6 is pushing it.

Arresting officer should get the death penalty. Guy's got a clean record and never caused any trouble. F is this shit 		Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:54:59 AMTwitter Web App
My mind is blown. Here I am spending more money like an asshole on uncured lunch meats, trying to avoid sodium nitrate and nitrite. I know damn well, that they use celery salt, which has nitrates, but was like whatever dude, it's just celery... NOPE. Shit's equally as bad. Thursday, February 11, 2021 1:33:17 AMTwitter Web App
Google Nest minis have piece of shit microphones that never fucking listen to you, even with the sensitivity turned all the way up Wednesday, February 10, 2021 11:48:14 PMTwitter for Android
@KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit
In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You are a full of shit bitch. I don't identify as a Democrat or Republican. We don't want to cancel Republicans. We want to cancel ignoramus cult morons who S Trump's D and spread his lies.

Resign, shitface
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 1:51:04 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee Hey man, Mitch is a shit person, but he's right about this one, asshole. You are a cancer, Marjorie. At least Mitch, who still sucks, has respect for the Constitution
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:47:45 AMTwitter for Android
I don't really approve of all this rapidfire executive order shit. It's tyrannical.

However, buffoon Tr*mp set the precedent for it and we have to undo all the idiocy, so it's needed at the moment 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:34:49 AMTwitter for Android
Dudes, I know cross site tracking cookies and targeted ads are shady and shit like that, but if I have to click another fuckin popup to accept cookies on every new site I visit, I'm gonna lose my shit.

Whoever came up with this law iss an asshole causing shit ux across the web 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:23:29 AMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee If you weren't such a controversial piece of shit, you wouldn't be on the defensive all the time.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Friday, January 29, 2021 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit.

I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PMTwitter Web App
. @LeaderMcConnell Hey Mitch, you piece of shit. Remember when the Obama administration left a pandemic readiness plan and you denied it. The fuck is this then?

https://t.co/FsAZSRct7C

Now 400k people died you dipshit. 		Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:02:09 PMTwitter Web App
@seanhannity @tedcruz IF I WANT TO INSTALL SOLAR IT COSTS 20-50 THOUSAND DOLLARS YOU SHITHEAD. I CANNOT SPEND THIS RIGHT NOW. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO INSTALL SOLAR FOR $3000

MAKE ALL THESE COAL AND OIL WORKS MASS PRODUCE PANELS SO THEY ARE WITHIN REACH FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN

YOU FUCKING HACK
In reply to @seanhannity's tweet
Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:01:47 PMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO We will have unity when your insurrectionist ass is the fuck out of Congress, you piece of shit
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You're a piece of shit that posted videos of death threats to Democrats.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:43:18 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee You're a piece of shit, but I also oppose a gas tax hike. Unfortunately, you have to be wealthy to afford electric cars because dinosaur Trumpets punish people for being green issues of subsidizing green tech
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Monday, January 25, 2021 8:43:49 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
Engineer that left us because he had enough of our horseshit project, did so much shit half assed and now I have to clean it all up and that motherfucker is sightseeing the world at the moment and can fuck right off Thursday, January 21, 2021 10:48:01 AMTwitter Web App
If wild stuff like this can survive 500-3000 meters down under Earth's oceans, you can't tell me the same kind of shit isn't living under in Europa's ocean https://t.co/kykBpF0XLF Sunday, January 17, 2021 11:32:04 PMTwitter Web App
This is bullshit. I want my free socialism money to donate to antifa so the can send Lindsey Graham a bag of dicks https://t.co/dLGJDx6Usl Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:17:05 AMTwitter for Android
@Jim_Jordan You stand by this insurrection-causing, racist, egomaniacal, mental patient Donald Trump? His psychotic behavior? You moron, you. You imbecile. He's got dirt on you or some shit that you're still a cult follower? He's irrelevant now. You prick. Fuck outta my state.
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Wednesday, January 13, 2021 11:59:04 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckin shutterfly. I put a promo code in and it removed their built in discount and made the shit more expensive. It was nearly impossible to remove the code. I cleared cookies, I deleted the item from the cart. This is how they make money Sunday, January 10, 2021 8:49:38 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO WHERE ARREEEE YOU JOSHIE??? Not tweeting for a couple of days? You hiding? You insurrection leading pile of shit. Fuck yourself Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC Dude shut the fuck up. No one likes you, you flip flopping piece of shit.

Trump radicals hate you, Dems hate you. You have absolutely no spine. Go away.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 10:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
@SenHawleyPress @HawleyMO FULL OF SHIT. BY UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE INCITING RIOTORS AND VIOLENCE. SIR, RESIGN!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In reply to @SenHawleyPress's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:24:03 PMTwitter Web App
@sendavidperdue I wish you all the worst, shithead. Go live in some other country and turn that into a dictatorship
In reply to @sendavidperdue's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:21:37 PMTwitter Web App
I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, Pence is another piece of shit, but him telling Adolf Trump to fuck off is pretty dope Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:54:28 AMTwitter Web App
Don't fucking do this: https://t.co/yvqMU7ULAj Just give the doses as designed and it's too bad - people will have to wait. It's better than giving 2x the people half assed protection.

I work in tech. When people use shit beyond how it was designed, it never ends well 		Monday, January 04, 2021 10:50:18 AMTwitter Web App
Welp, it's Monday. Every asshole is back to work, our release team fucked shit up, and Slack is down so I have no idea wtf is going on. Monday, January 04, 2021 10:27:01 AMTwitter Web App
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes. 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PMTwitter Web App
Absolute horse shit feature on the Pixel 4. I'm italian. My hands flail all over the place any time I talk. I'm skipping songs left and right all the time unintentionally https://t.co/o4QcVKfk0o Sunday, December 27, 2020 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin loser. Hope you had a shitty Christmas, asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, December 25, 2020 9:21:16 PMTwitter for Android
I have nothing but respect for one of our top engineers who quit because he had enough of our company's bullshit. Put in his two weeks but proceeded to take 1.5 weeks of PTO and told us to eat a dick

Guy just got completely shitfaced on his going away Zoom 		Wednesday, December 23, 2020 5:48:48 PMTwitter Web App
Dude anything still using a SOAP API in the year of our lord 2020 needs to seriously reevaluate their lives. Such a horseshit, bloated payload. Friday, December 18, 2020 9:54:25 AMTwitter Web App
I had enough of this shit Thursday, December 17, 2020 10:06:42 PMTwitter for Android
Amazon CodeDeploy is a clunky, slow pile of shit that is impossible to debug and it takes fuckin forever Tuesday, December 15, 2020 1:45:31 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus CHRIST already: https://t.co/W2HCl24JcT

GO AWAY. Go play golf. Stop ruining shit. @JoeBiden better redo the @EPA because they're useless at the moment. 		Thursday, December 10, 2020 5:09:27 PMTwitter Web App
One of our top engineers just put in his two weeks because he's fed up with this horseshit project we're on. And now all the suits are scheduling one on ones with me scared I'll walk too. Monday, December 07, 2020 2:27:19 PMTwitter Web App
HORSESHIT UX over at @youtubemusic... Some songs are flagged as "content made for kids" which impose all kinds of weirdo restrictions that make no sense. I can't add it to a playlist? Dafuq.

This is a paid music service for me, an adult. DECOUPLE THIS FROM YOUTUBE. 		Sunday, December 06, 2020 1:02:50 AMTwitter Web App
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC He's leaving? He got fired? Praise Jesus! Nothing but shit policy for the past 4 years. Time to undo all of the bullshit.

Spectrum has a monopoly and it's $70/month for the lowest tiered shit internet. How is this good for public interest?
In reply to @ind_thought's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:06 PMTwitter Web App
I popped onto Slack for a couple minutes and 900 people are bitching about X and on tirades about Y. And I didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. Some other asshole can fix it all and I'll get back right when things chill out again.

Enjoyyyyy
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:21:08 PMTwitter Web App
Lol these people were all on crack. Google Wave was a useless, failure pile of shit: https://t.co/gdIL5AYUDe Thursday, November 26, 2020 1:32:16 AMTwitter Web App
Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PMTwitter for Android
This woman is a piece of shit

https://t.co/p8fTXxB6er 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
IDGAF. Sign me up! Stick the needle in me twice. I don't care if it makes me feel like shit, I'll suck it up so this horse shit plague goes away.

Honestly if all the booze and stupid shit I used to do didn't kill me by now, I'll be fine. https://t.co/P2P3QBBJQE 		Monday, November 23, 2020 11:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK 		Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes it's just complete bullshit. Gotta just shake it off and try again tomorrow. Tuesday, November 17, 2020 12:23:32 AMTwitter for Android
We are all being poisoned by @Bayer ?bunch of idiots to buy piece of shit Monsanto). Autism rates and cancer is through the roof. It's the environment! The global food supply is poisoned! This is common sense. Glyphosate must be banned!

https://t.co/AkLjBETLTZ 		Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
. @realDonaldTrump cut this shit out, you dumb bastard. All my shit made in China is getting too expensive. Will you just go play golf instead?

https://t.co/NAVGyoCOJx 		Sunday, November 15, 2020 8:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
We thank all Veterans for their service to this country and always remember that our lame duck, cocksucker piece of shit president disrespects veterans. He thinks those who died are losers and suckers: https://t.co/Zek8RoDFIZ Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:27:19 AMTwitter Web App
Look at all these dumb motherfuckers not wearing masks. Meanwhile, virtually everyone celebrating Trump's loss in the streets has masks on. But you have Fox News and OANN giving them shit for gathering during Covid.

Science 2020! https://t.co/xytFJZzHGY 		Sunday, November 08, 2020 9:27:40 PMTwitter Web App
My dog is very selective with where she takes her shits. It's always near Trump signs. She's a genius Friday, October 30, 2020 9:57:24 PMTwitter for Android
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj 		Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 		Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
Great,.now Trump's shitty hair piece is poisoning us all https://t.co/D2lHdUwbDc Sunday, October 11, 2020 2:23:36 PMTwitter for Android
I can't keep going on like this. I wake up every morning and check the news to see what the latest fuckin batshit thing Trump and his cult followers did, or if another white cop killed a black person again. It never ends. This is actually hell. Wednesday, October 07, 2020 10:51:51 AMTwitter Web App
I cannot believe the shit on the news is real fucking life. How is it that 40-50% of Americans are brainless, brainwashed, cult-following IDIOTS? Tuesday, October 06, 2020 10:50:08 AMTwitter Web App
Did this guy even have covid? Seems like a publicity stunt to take attention away from his tax returns. Also the full of shit FIXED stock market that is reacting very positively to him "leaving the hospital" cured. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/wjG7YvEwJN Monday, October 05, 2020 6:03:17 PMTwitter Web App
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE AND GROW, but Trump and his cult are actively STILL racists. I thought the right opposes cancel culture.

Such a full of shit party and they all need to eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/qmWGgWnLnV 		Monday, October 05, 2020 10:44:34 AMTwitter Web App
Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit.

https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN 		Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
My license is 4 months expired and even though the gov extended it to December bc of the 'rona, people are starting to give me shit when I try to buy beer so I need to handle this Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:25:42 PMTwitter for Android
How can we get this shit back in stock so I can put it in my front lawn

https://t.co/yWANjO1jBN 		Friday, September 25, 2020 11:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
Dude how much dirt does Trump have over these piece of shit Republican senators who basically said they wouldn't vote for a replacement in an election year in the past, but now that the dictator wants to nominate a judge, they will support him Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:32 PMTwitter Web App
@ClaytonCountyPD STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
In reply to @ClaytonCountyPD's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2020 7:35:39 AMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is a Trump suck-up trash tabloid, and I think Trump is a mentally unstable fuckin lunatic, but I agree: you can't cite anonymous sources. Imagine doing that shit in school? Wouldn't fly.

https://t.co/90vB8WAYkb 		Friday, September 11, 2020 9:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AMTwitter Web App
Zuck is such a weasel. Translation: "We don't give a shit about free speech & can delete whatever we want if it's bad for us." Sucks, but I get it. Platform is being used to incite riots and murders.

Remember, we have free speech, but there are consequences

#MySpaceTom4Life https://t.co/oJ55DPnNGP 		Wednesday, September 02, 2020 2:35:58 PMTwitter Web App
No kidding. These are the most dangerous types of people - the ones who know how shitty and disliked Trump is and stay hush hush about it. We're gonna get 4 more years of this horse shit, mark my words.

https://t.co/SgXYoloQwj 		Saturday, August 29, 2020 1:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
Here's a picture of my dog's shitty asshole and a sign supporting a shitty asshole https://t.co/d9r3OeNjL6 Monday, August 24, 2020 8:13:06 PMTwitter for Android
@claudiamconwayy Don't be devastated. The RNC is a fuckin clown show. It's trash reality TV at it's finest. Netflix couldn't create a shittier reality tv show. Can't wait to watch these idiots!
In reply to @claudiamconwayy's tweet
Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:07:32 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Because you're down in the polls and trying to use the pandemic to your advantage and rig the election you piece of shit asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:10:21 PMTwitter Web App
I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote)

Oh wait, the US is one of those too 		Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:34:20 AMTwitter for Android
@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PMTwitter for Android
Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump.

We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic.

https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ 		Monday, August 17, 2020 1:02:29 PMTwitter Web App
@DanielCameronAG @louisvillemayor @LMPD

Hey shithead assholes: How come the murderous pigs who killed Breonna Taylor are still free? 		Tuesday, August 11, 2020 10:29:34 PMTwitter for Android
This is clickbait bullshit. Article makes it sound like Vedder and fam are anti-mask. In reality, the ballot box was outdoors and no one was around. What's the issue?

https://t.co/WwBb3sNaLk 		Monday, August 03, 2020 2:21:44 PMTwitter for Android
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You know you're going to lose in a landslide and are already trying to brainwash your mindless followers with bullshit excuses why you are going to lose.

Fuck outta here dude, you are the worst president in history. Andrew Jackson was a literal murderer and you're still worse.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2020 1:56:11 PMTwitter Web App
Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
... 		Wednesday, July 29, 2020 1:30:53 AMTwitter for Android
LAW & ORDER!!!
(aka shithole country that uses federal prison guards on civilian protestors)

https://t.co/owjRVvud7t 		Tuesday, July 28, 2020 10:28:32 AMTwitter for Android
It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits.

I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, July 17, 2020 1:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PMTwitter Web App
I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag Friday, July 03, 2020 6:12:39 PMTwitter for Android
Good. The shit year's half over. Might be shit for the next couple of years, but it'll all work out in the end Wednesday, July 01, 2020 1:18:18 AMTwitter Web App
Germany is all like "fuck your shitty assed country, y'all ain't world leaders, you're idiots." And I agree.

https://t.co/QEThiydrcz 		Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:05:27 PMTwitter for Android
GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3. 		Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world

https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp 		Monday, June 22, 2020 4:11:54 PMTwitter Web App
We need extreme measures to solve this country's issues. We need a purge.

Anyone not denouncing Trump's bullshit needs to be immediately sterilized so only sane people can reproduce. 		Monday, June 15, 2020 7:36:17 AMTwitter for Android
Who's the craziest president if the two? Trump or Andrew Jackson?

Man, America has shit history 		Sunday, June 14, 2020 11:44:33 PMTwitter for Android
I'm literally watching Sesame Street's Stand Up to Racism Town Hall and it's geared towards 2-5 year olds.

So can the batshit Republican party watch this please and like, do better? 		Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:56:44 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx This happened to me. Was ready to pay slightly under list price, but the house appraised for lower and the lender would not approve the loan. Some 2008 rules or some shit. Worked out in the end because the seller had to lower the price to get closer to the appraisal value
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PMTwitter for Android
@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe it's May 20th and I have the fucking heat on.

Piece of shit 2020 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:35:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's been monsooning for three hours...

Instead of sleeping, I'm monitoring all my pumps and shit because I have a clogged downspout. Never seen the pumps run so much... 		Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:35:50 AMTwitter for Android
@naval This is the biggest full of shit tweet I've ever seen. Racism is rampant here. African American males are liable to get shot at for doing absolutely nothing wrong

Get the fuck real.
In reply to @naval's tweet
Monday, May 18, 2020 11:10:10 AMTwitter Web App
Corrupt pieces of shit. Abolish the @EPA and send @realDonaldTrump to prison

https://t.co/sJO4hcFIEZ 		Sunday, May 17, 2020 8:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
I ripped the plug out and threw be it across the room. It's an unreliable piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:10:19 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Dude these murder hornets have faces that look like fuckin Anime characters. Don't tell me someone didn't genetically create this shit to fuck with us all Monday, May 11, 2020 11:42:24 AMTwitter Web App
For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.

Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty. 		Monday, May 04, 2020 7:55:46 AMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this asshole who has the entire driveway open but decides to block the sidewalk. This car has been here for months.

If my dog shits in your yard while I'm walking around your car, and I don't pick it up, it wasn't me https://t.co/YKwG10eAR0 		Monday, April 27, 2020 8:20:24 PMTwitter for Android
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
There are some really, really ignorant people in this country. Holy smokes... Normally, I'd say let the virus wipe them out, but this shit affects everyone so it's gotta go Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
@SamSykesSwears Beat the shit out of @realDonaldTrump
In reply to @SamSykesSwears's tweet
Thursday, April 16, 2020 8:26:58 PMTwitter for Android
They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit Tuesday, April 14, 2020 7:12:50 AMTwitter for Android
@JimRenacci Hold bats accountable! The virus probably came from bats and transferred to livestock, then to humans in unsanitary conditions

Yes, China covered it up and that's shitty. The Soviet Union covered up Chernobyl too...
In reply to @JimRenacci's tweet
Wednesday, April 08, 2020 7:38:39 AMTwitter for Android
It's the year 2020 and I can't even get the fucking groceries I want. What kind of bullshit is this Monday, April 06, 2020 7:00:17 AMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX 		Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis is a useless Trump puppet. Literally refused to shut shit down until Donnie boy said it was serious. Then he did it.

Absolute moron https://t.co/f8N1g4aq12 		Wednesday, April 01, 2020 9:43:05 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump YOU SELF-CENTERED CUNT. HOW CAN YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR RATINGS WHEN AMERICANS ARE DYING AND YOUR BRAINLESS FOLLOWERS BELIEVE ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, March 29, 2020 2:40:39 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Fox News originally said Coronavirus was a hoax you piece of shit asshole.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
I fucking hate my job so much and I'm so lucky to still have one.

A few months ago before the virus, I could have had any devops job i wanted. now i'm stuck working with idiots who keep undoing all my good processes with shit and bureaucracy 		Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:12:27 AMTwitter Web App
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.

State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down" 		Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PMTwitter Web App
2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now Thursday, March 12, 2020 5:17:17 PMTwitter Web App
Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible

NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit 		Thursday, March 12, 2020 2:03:12 PMTwitter Web App
We have the utmost buffoon leading this country into the shitter Thursday, March 12, 2020 1:43:31 PMTwitter Web App
I had enough of this shit Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks

https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu 		Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Working on some legacy piece of shit script for work and some engineer included a 71 line batch file to get yesterday's date. If you do this, you should be permanently banned from the tech industry.

CHRIST SAKES THAT'S A ONE LINER IN POWERSHELL 		Friday, March 06, 2020 1:39:49 PMTwitter Web App
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa 		Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PMTwitter Web App
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:23 AMTwitter for Android
@sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it.

Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids
In reply to @sadlercj's tweet
Tuesday, January 21, 2020 3:14:18 PMTwitter Web App
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy 		Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever did the drywall in my house was an asshole. They used dollar store drywall tape. How does it get this shitty in only 15 years? https://t.co/IU3DvKnCL5 Thursday, December 19, 2019 9:46:43 PMTwitter for Android
I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

https://t.co/Njkw3srDC8 		Friday, December 13, 2019 9:16:10 AMTwitter for Android
Someone please explain to me why on earth my @myQConnect garage door opener has/needs two IPs assigned to it and why the MAC addresses are unique

CC: @internetofshit https://t.co/oMv0BPVK22 		Monday, December 02, 2019 12:01:55 PMTwitter Web App
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle Battery life is garbage. An absolute embarrassment if a phone. Upgraded from a pixel 2 because it's battery wore out and this is just as bad. I want a class action lawsuit! Spent over $900 and the shit doesn't last 5 hours
In reply to @bjornwallman's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:09:06 AMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating 		Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB 		Sunday, November 10, 2019 4:41:56 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS 		Friday, October 18, 2019 9:52:33 AMTwitter for Android
Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964 Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
The 2019 New York Yankees, folks. For a team that has 103 wins, they played shit baseball the last few weeks. No fire at all to get through the postseason. They should forfeit

https://t.co/pJeChG3Uzn 		Sunday, September 29, 2019 9:41:59 PMTwitter Web App
The FUCK out of here with this global warming bullshit weather. It's too goddamn hot. I want it to be cold already https://t.co/rD76mNBIss Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:40:31 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
Android auto is a buggy piece of shit Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
I love and hate this shithole city at the same time Friday, September 13, 2019 12:12:57 AMTwitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music Tuesday, September 10, 2019 8:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn Saturday, August 24, 2019 6:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity

Screen me for dementia or some shit 		Monday, August 19, 2019 9:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Ripping their shirts off and shit like that...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 09, 2019 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
It's so much more relaxing being alone and finding my way around French Canada than being experienced and dealing with shithole LaGuardia.

Like a weight has been lifted. It's like I escaped Syria 		Friday, August 09, 2019 8:02:07 PMTwitter for Android
When they rebuild @LGAairport, I hope they fix all this runway and taxiing congestion

This is by far the worst of the worst. Cleveland's airport is a close second place shithole 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:38:00 PMTwitter for Android
I thought I was stressed, but this poor old lady only spoke French and had no clue what the f was going on. Board was wrong, had to get on a bus... This is a joke

Canadians must think this country is a shithole. 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:17:33 PMTwitter for Android
Nice jetbridge, @LGAairport. Fucking shithole. The board was wrong, the flight was delayed, the @Delta gate agent was asshole and now I have to get on a bus. The FUCK is this. https://t.co/nnDd91vA7b Friday, August 09, 2019 4:52:03 PMTwitter for Android
I have to take a leak and it takes longer to taxi to the goddamn gate at shithole LaGuardia than the flight does from Columbus. Friday, August 09, 2019 12:35:47 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Who gives two shits about a goddamn bezel? Notches are idiotic, speaker bumps are idiotic, and that rounded corners shit Samsung does is idiotic.

https://t.co/203LK8xPNi 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 1:31:26 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit Monday, June 24, 2019 4:01:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Every couple years you need to buy a new belt. The fuck kind of shit is that about? Why is it so expensive? Is the sound quality really that good? There are $100 turntables with speed levers and auto-return arms.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Orbit turntables are overpriced pieces of shit. $350 and it doesn't even have an auto-returning arm. You can't even change the speed without dicking around with the external belt, which stretches out and renders the whole thing useless Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Do better, Ohio. We need to get these intolerant assholes the fuck outta hea. Cut this shit out canceling harmless events and making. Haters hating for no reason https://t.co/YOIdVk8uW1 Sunday, June 02, 2019 2:35:25 AMTwitter for Android
LaGuardia is the biggest shithole airport on the entire planet. Epic rant incoming... Friday, May 17, 2019 4:36:02 PMTwitter for Android
This is so New York Shitty. MTA guy literally had to shit and couldn't find a clean shitter so a handful of lines got delayed during rush hour. #prayfornyc https://t.co/yFySbHYT9x Friday, May 17, 2019 4:17:37 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus. Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:04:07 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."

Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AMTwitter for Android
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Centos7 can suck it with their antique yum packages. "Stability" my ass I want the latest.

Shit just works in Ubuntu. Everything's the goddamn runaround getting it working in CentOS 		Sunday, April 28, 2019 3:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
@dunkindonuts would never pull this shit. Need to open up more locations in my area because I'm mad at Starbucks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2019 2:29:03 AMTwitter for Android
People had enough of that shithole. Good pizza though

https://t.co/87TVq0srKZ 		Friday, April 19, 2019 12:40:45 AMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. If I would have started Peralta in the outfield instead of garbage Nimmo on the shit ass Mets, I would have won fantasy baseball this week. Sunday, March 31, 2019 8:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 No, my company is CA based now, so I only have to file in Ohio

But NY is a crook state, and if you're between NY/CT I can only imagine all the bullshit. City taxes, multiple state taxes. It's all garbage.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Monday, March 25, 2019 1:40:37 PMTwitter Web App
@AjitPaiFCC You are a failure, corporate sellout. The US lags behind many developed countries in broadband, especially rural broadband - so cut it out with these bullshit tweets. Spectrum has a monopoly in my area and it's $65/month for 100/10MBPS which is WHACK EXPENSIVE.
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Monday, March 25, 2019 1:26:23 PMTwitter Web App
@ky9 It's not. They took away mortgage interest deductions, and also my company was bought out and my withholdings got screwed up, so we owed a shitton
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Monday, March 25, 2019 1:23:02 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this shit.. we need to ban glypohosate NOW https://t.co/h5T6GwWgkU Saturday, March 23, 2019 4:51:17 AMTwitter for Android
I didn't sign to for this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 1:00:13 AMTwitter for Android
Carbon monoxide you dumb shit... It's like going to sleep. Problem solved. @MikeDeWine

DeWine not sure Ohio can come up with a constitutional execution method https://t.co/ET96xeb3EB 		Sunday, March 17, 2019 1:34:27 AMTwitter for Android
@Android are you guys serious with Android Q's ugly ass black notch cutout in screenshots? Fix that shit before it gets released Saturday, March 16, 2019 8:29:32 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Remove the tariffs you stupid asshole. All the shit I bought from China on Amazon in August is now $5-15 more per item.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, February 24, 2019 7:27:01 PMTwitter for Android
This guy is so full of shit. Translation: "I don't like the gays. Oh shit my daughter called me out. Oops it was a mistake! I love the gays. Jeebus told me to love thy neighbor"

https://t.co/dNgiz6TDR7 		Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:01 AMTwitter for Android
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax... Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:39:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously... Fuck @Oracle and Java for their licensing BULLSHIT. Switch to .NET Core instead

https://t.co/L9PCsqCyZs 		Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:07:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Shocking. I assumed Trump and Fox News were racists who defended this kind of behavior. Bet he wouldn't have given a shit if the VA governor wasnt a Democrat tho

https://t.co/2IX9EOnDdy 		Sunday, February 03, 2019 2:26:44 AMTwitter for Android
Peple have had enough with that shithole. Only problem is, ya can't get a decent slice of pizza elsewhere

https://t.co/dddsCAeqdc 		Saturday, January 19, 2019 3:26:01 PMTwitter for Android
Now I know why old people can't be bothered with this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:50:47 AMTwitter for Android
I spent an ungodly am amount of money on fuckin LED Christmas lights and now that I'm putting them away, half the sets half light up. Fucking pieces of shit Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
I've walked "not a number" miles today! @internetofshit https://t.co/TO7jclm4mF Monday, December 31, 2018 10:09:13 PMTwitter for Android
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Shame on you for campaigning for Net Neutrality here: https://t.co/1dy3BCijkK

And then deleting that page after getting paid by ISPs. Money talks. Shit walks. You are CROOKED
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 12, 2018 1:19:37 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of dumb motherfuckers over at the @EPA relaxing coal regulations. Fuck coal, that's some 1800s shit. Can we promote greener energy in 2018 for fucks sake? Sunday, December 09, 2018 10:17:08 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This Video of the Batshit Teacher Singing and Cutting Students' Hair is BANANAS https://t.co/bT1DuuZaen Friday, December 07, 2018 2:18:38 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
The fuck wants to open new coal plants? What a bunch of dumb bastards. It's almost 2019. That's some 1800s shit https://t.co/YsUaFJmdQU Thursday, December 06, 2018 9:44:40 AMTwitter for Android
New. York. Shitty! Thursday, November 29, 2018 11:41:13 PMTwitter for Android
We get it, we get it.... The @NYCTSubway is a cesspool shithole #oldnews https://t.co/OxARhb3h92 Saturday, November 24, 2018 12:34:30 AMTwitter for Android
Hey Google this bug is back again you dumb motherfuckers. Doesn't anyone test this shit? Android auto is completely unusable.

https://t.co/Gpsq6Dkv9e 		Friday, November 23, 2018 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
Freddy brought over the idiotic Juul like we're in friggin high school. I'm too old for this shit Sunday, November 18, 2018 8:28:26 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG Thursday, November 01, 2018 1:07:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates

Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.

Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AMTwitter for Android
Everything is shit. No one tests anything. Blatantly obvious bugs preventing things from working. Fire everyone .
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:45 AMTwitter for Android
Technology is goddamn infuriating. Everything is a buggy piece of shit. Nothing works right. Product owners are overpaid assholes who add useless features and don't focus on a smooth experience Monday, October 29, 2018 1:28:51 AMTwitter for Android
Will all you asshole Mac people stop checking in .DS_STORE bullshit files into git repositories and zip files? Use .gitignore kthx Friday, October 19, 2018 1:25:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:57:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Not even shitting you, this was the final exam for one of my management classes... Pretty sure the professor came up with this on acid... https://t.co/t7nERHST46 Tuesday, October 16, 2018 4:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's outside their gd minds. No USB-C? Surfacebook 1 has shit firmware and takes 10 mins to boot and it sucks at DPI scaling. Piece of shit Lenovos are more modern and msft calls this a flagship? Shame

https://t.co/4UKcGdVsEN 		Sunday, September 30, 2018 3:05:39 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PMTwitter for Android
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER 		Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit. Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AMTwitter Web Client

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