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@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
I'm sorry, but these are two fuckin assholes for naming their son whatever the fuck that name is. https://t.co/RjySSrT5xD Monday, February 08, 2021 2:55:30 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, this explains why the motherfuckers are taking away free @googlephotos storage one June 1st

https://t.co/gXySNj0tSp 		Tuesday, February 02, 2021 11:06:16 PMTwitter for Android
@RaheemKassam Dude what in the actual fuck are you babbling about
In reply to @RaheemKassam's tweet
Sunday, January 31, 2021 10:59:24 PMTwitter for Android
It's completely fine that Trump's defense attornies left him.

Only like 5 GOP peeps actually turned on him. Everyone else is a weak, brainwashed moron, supporting their cult leader.

Motherfucker is gonna get away with everything 		Sunday, January 31, 2021 8:17:06 AMTwitter for Android
Dudes, I know cross site tracking cookies and targeted ads are shady and shit like that, but if I have to click another fuckin popup to accept cookies on every new site I visit, I'm gonna lose my shit.

Whoever came up with this law iss an asshole causing shit ux across the web 		Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:23:29 AMTwitter for Android
Reminder: Austrailia has been covid-free for 12 days and fuckface Donald Trump killed 420,000 Friday, January 29, 2021 9:51:52 AMTwitter Web App
. @LeaderMcConnell Hey Mitch, you piece of shit. Remember when the Obama administration left a pandemic readiness plan and you denied it. The fuck is this then?

https://t.co/FsAZSRct7C

Now 400k people died you dipshit. 		Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:02:09 PMTwitter Web App
I wish I were in the position to tell my company to go fuck themselves for abuse. I FUCKING hate what I do every day. Nothing would give me more joy to pull a Billy Walsh (Entourage) on every single suit and asshole who is making me miserable

I wish them all the fucking worst 		Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:14:04 PMTwitter Web App
@seanhannity @tedcruz IF I WANT TO INSTALL SOLAR IT COSTS 20-50 THOUSAND DOLLARS YOU SHITHEAD. I CANNOT SPEND THIS RIGHT NOW. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO INSTALL SOLAR FOR $3000

MAKE ALL THESE COAL AND OIL WORKS MASS PRODUCE PANELS SO THEY ARE WITHIN REACH FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN

YOU FUCKING HACK
In reply to @seanhannity's tweet
Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:01:47 PMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO We will have unity when your insurrectionist ass is the fuck out of Congress, you piece of shit
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:49:39 PMTwitter for Android
@SenTedCruz Transition them all to solar and wind production, fuckface
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:47:56 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC @senrobportman He retired because he can't deal with fuckers like yourself who spread propaganda and lies that led to an insurrection. Portman refused to S trump's D so he had to leave the party.

The GOP is a fucked dumpster fire. Good, you asshole.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:41:52 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
@RandPaul ARE YOU PRO LIFE, OR JUST PRO BIRTH? Your party is silly. Once the baby is born, you guys don't give a fuck about supporting them with social programs.

You ever read @Freakonomics, dunce?
In reply to @RandPaul's tweet
Friday, January 22, 2021 9:05:13 PMTwitter for Android
Engineer that left us because he had enough of our horseshit project, did so much shit half assed and now I have to clean it all up and that motherfucker is sightseeing the world at the moment and can fuck right off Thursday, January 21, 2021 10:48:01 AMTwitter Web App
You dumb, brainwashed motherfuckers

https://t.co/m7S4O53U7r 		Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:00:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. I'm in favor of it. Whoever did this should get ASSHOLE carved into their entire back with a machete https://t.co/0uj37cpnEQ Thursday, January 14, 2021 11:25:15 AMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan You stand by this insurrection-causing, racist, egomaniacal, mental patient Donald Trump? His psychotic behavior? You moron, you. You imbecile. He's got dirt on you or some shit that you're still a cult follower? He's irrelevant now. You prick. Fuck outta my state.
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Wednesday, January 13, 2021 11:59:04 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckin shutterfly. I put a promo code in and it removed their built in discount and made the shit more expensive. It was nearly impossible to remove the code. I cleared cookies, I deleted the item from the cart. This is how they make money Sunday, January 10, 2021 8:49:38 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO WHERE ARREEEE YOU JOSHIE??? Not tweeting for a couple of days? You hiding? You insurrection leading pile of shit. Fuck yourself Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC Dude shut the fuck up. No one likes you, you flip flopping piece of shit.

Trump radicals hate you, Dems hate you. You have absolutely no spine. Go away.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 10:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
This is excellent but now I can't tell him to fuck off anymore https://t.co/JceG6LLdzE Friday, January 08, 2021 9:09:30 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO @simonschuster Fuck your book, asshole. Put it up your ass, you insurrection causing pile of 💩

You are a terrorist and should get waterboarded
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 2:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
@TTuberville how does @RudyGiuliani's crusty nuts taste all over your mouth, you fucking hack. Thursday, January 07, 2021 9:12:19 PMTwitter for Android
@RudyGiuliani You're a national disaster and Borat made you look like a fuckin asshole, you dirty old man
In reply to @RudyGiuliani's tweet
Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:20:52 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this. Get him out NOW https://t.co/hnmLdeTIrG Wednesday, January 06, 2021 11:36:24 PMTwitter Web App
@SenHawleyPress @HawleyMO FULL OF SHIT. BY UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE INCITING RIOTORS AND VIOLENCE. SIR, RESIGN!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In reply to @SenHawleyPress's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:24:03 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck him. Leave him there. Do not waste medical resources and taxpayer dollars on this terrorist https://t.co/khvqQeFCvj Wednesday, January 06, 2021 6:25:57 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, @senatemajldr McConnell, you fuckin droopy turtle faced bitch: How does it feel to lose the Senate and support a mental patient who incites coups? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
@alexgiess @AjitPaiFCC get the fuck out of this country then
In reply to @alexgiess's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:53:10 PMTwitter Web App
I hope these motherfuckers destroy Washington once Biden's certified so we can all see how looney they all are Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:23:52 PMTwitter Web App
America is a fucking disaster and joke Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:05 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump @sendavidperdue fuck yourself
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:15:54 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this guy https://t.co/0mEDR3NriU Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:14:00 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, Pence is another piece of shit, but him telling Adolf Trump to fuck off is pretty dope Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:54:28 AMTwitter Web App
Look at this fuckin guy's ear. Handled Covid alright in the beginning, then proceeded to do silly things.

So now it's legal in Ohio to kill anyone you want out in public if you perceive them to be a threat (rather than de-escalating or retreating). Added bonus if you're white. https://t.co/Lxefw5arpH 		Monday, January 04, 2021 11:22:59 PMTwitter for Android
Don't fucking do this: https://t.co/yvqMU7ULAj Just give the doses as designed and it's too bad - people will have to wait. It's better than giving 2x the people half assed protection.

I work in tech. When people use shit beyond how it was designed, it never ends well 		Monday, January 04, 2021 10:50:18 AMTwitter Web App
Welp, it's Monday. Every asshole is back to work, our release team fucked shit up, and Slack is down so I have no idea wtf is going on. Monday, January 04, 2021 10:27:01 AMTwitter Web App
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes. 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
These hick states should be kicked right the fuck out of the union. These are the states with idiots still contesting the election like fuckin cult sheep followers. Give it up already https://t.co/4wASNVu1bn Saturday, January 02, 2021 2:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
El Gary needs to get his life together. I can't have my starting catcher hitting .1250 with a million passed balls. Do better or get the fuck off the team

https://t.co/Vj8Om6HzCT 		Saturday, January 02, 2021 1:45:14 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin Looney Toon reposting this propaganda garbage. A conniving loser, liar, and total failure. All the worst in 2021, dick
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, January 01, 2021 1:18:09 AMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan Go fuck yourself for trying to overturn this election, you deranged, delusional moron. You're an embarrassment to the state of Ohio. Trump is an unstable lunatic, and you support his Hitler-esque behavior and baseless conspiracies. https://t.co/HUj7B8uRpl Monday, December 28, 2020 9:25:59 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin loser. Hope you had a shitty Christmas, asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, December 25, 2020 9:21:16 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Who would actually listen to 10 minutes of this lying, conniving, bumbling motherfucker? You lost fuckhead. You're a lame duck. Go play golf and shut you ignorant mouth.

Literally doing nothing would be better than anything. Fucking go away. You're a national travesty
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, December 23, 2020 8:39:39 AMTwitter for Android
These fuckin devs spent like a week on elaborate code to work around errors for people who idle on our login page too long and I was like...

Just meta refresh the page every 30 mins. <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="1800">

The lowest tech solution and it would solve it 		Friday, December 18, 2020 10:20:05 AMTwitter Web App
Fuckin relax, we still coo for another couple billion years, plus earth'll be gone by then anyway https://t.co/cFeEcJI5OB Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:54:32 PMTwitter for Android
Let me explain to y'all how blackmail works... 8 years ago, at an out of control startup party, a married dude fucked someone in a closet and got caught by building security. The company was informed by the building but it never came out who it was. I know who it was. Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:10:36 PMTwitter for Android
I'm mad fuckin NY is getting 12-16 inches of snow and we're only getting like one. Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:22:20 AMTwitter Web App
Amazon CodeDeploy is a clunky, slow pile of shit that is impossible to debug and it takes fuckin forever Tuesday, December 15, 2020 1:45:31 AMTwitter Web App
@TXAG You're a fucking lunatic
In reply to @TXAG's tweet
Friday, December 11, 2020 11:17:12 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever at @Microsoft was responsible for how MSMQ is managed through powershell is a fuckin asshole, specifically regarding clustered queues. Why do we have to set an environmental variable. Couldn't we just pass in the cluster role name?

Fuckin jagoff 		Friday, December 11, 2020 2:01:58 PMTwitter Web App
Any fucking state that is suing to try to reverse the election should just secede and get the FUCK out. This cracker lost by 8 million and we all need to give it up at this point Friday, December 11, 2020 10:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
What are you going to do to them once you find out, fucko?

https://t.co/2gkqA4SgCI 		Saturday, December 05, 2020 4:31:21 PMTwitter for Android
Good, motherfucker. Good. @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/726Ovja2go 		Thursday, December 03, 2020 7:36:18 AMTwitter for Android
@BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PMTwitter Web App
AJIT PAI (@AjitPaiFCC) IS STEPPING DOWN JAN 20th WHEN ASSHOLE @realDonaldTrump LEAVES AND THEY CAN BOTH GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND EAT 12 BAGS OF DICKS. I AM ELATED ATM

https://t.co/4elTAZX9T9 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:31:45 PMTwitter Web App
I took the day off today. You know why? My company doesn't give the day after Thanksgiving off. Everyone takes it off. It's a joke. No work done. But then all the motherfuckers come back on Monday and guess what? I'm the fuck out!

That's how it's done, son 		Monday, November 30, 2020 11:19:24 PMTwitter Web App
Imagine paying this much money and still being a fuckin loser https://t.co/Hlh1F9Gaho Saturday, November 28, 2020 11:45:35 AMTwitter for Android
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Wowwwwww @comcast fucking BLOWS

@AjitPaiFCC @FCC How's that net neutrality doing? How about you guys are the DEVIL

https://t.co/VOcOjCoOmr 		Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:10:43 PMTwitter for Android
Google is getting out of control and needs to fuck off for a bit because they're becoming greedy bastards. Record profits, and they start charging for every little fart.

Google Photos free hq storage is ending June 2021, GPay and their fees... 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:39:13 PMTwitter for Android
This fucked up, decrepit turtle is a joke. Goddamn turkey flap ugly necked moron

https://t.co/Yrt8BxLAqr 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:54:44 PMTwitter for Android
Christ Almighty, British nursery rhymes are fuckin weird https://t.co/ypPuz8BGWz Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:38:30 PMTwitter for Android
Imagine increasing your net worth by $100 billion in just one year. This guy is a fuckin looney toon weirdo

https://t.co/IP7h0VogYz 		Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:52:30 AMTwitter for Android
Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK 		Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
So who the fuck is paying for all of imbecile @realDonaldTrump's lawsuits because that dude's broke af and he's going to have nothing to show for it. Thursday, November 19, 2020 11:25:31 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AMTwitter for Android
Bahahhahahhahahah GO FUCK YOURSELVES @RIAA

https://t.co/pyZ83ZAtjp 		Monday, November 16, 2020 8:36:38 PMTwitter for Android
What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a delusional cunt, out of touch with reality. Go the fuck away. Go play golf. Go start a cable network. Just go away. No sane person likes you
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, November 13, 2020 12:00:52 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone needs to eat a fuckin dick today at work Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28:50 AMTwitter Web App
@EricTrump You're a fuckin jerkoff
In reply to @EricTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 10, 2020 10:14:52 AMTwitter Web App
Look at all these dumb motherfuckers not wearing masks. Meanwhile, virtually everyone celebrating Trump's loss in the streets has masks on. But you have Fox News and OANN giving them shit for gathering during Covid.

Science 2020! https://t.co/xytFJZzHGY 		Sunday, November 08, 2020 9:27:40 PMTwitter Web App
Dude you're a real fuckup president if you lose and people end up celebrating in the streets. Saturday, November 07, 2020 8:17:41 PMTwitter for Android
Dude fuck big pharma. Just do shrooms instead. It's only illegal because they want your profits

https://t.co/WQvqXq72QZ 		Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:55:35 PMTwitter for Android
And that folks, is the problem with the IDIOT electoral college. It should not come down to a couple of states. Bumblefuck PA does not and should not represent me. Every person's vote should hold the same weight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:41:27 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck PA, NC and GA. We just need WI and MI to hold as flipped and win NV and AZ and we're good.

Although the looney toon will contest everything and whine like a little bitch 		Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:40:42 PMTwitter Web App
Look at this fat fuck. Literally as corrupt as they come.

FUCK Larry Householder. Fuck @EnergyHarbor and their bailed out fucking coal plants
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:58:58 PMTwitter for Android
Wow you guys are fucking IDIOTS @ohiogop

Ex-Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder on track to win re-election despite arrest on corruption charge https://t.co/XLbcsIV6rW 		Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:53:04 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's gonna win and when I travel internationally, I'm going to have to apologize at how fucking stupid my country is. Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:29:08 PMTwitter for Android
RT @nachosarah: instead of calling it america we should call it the land of the fucking idiots Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:28:24 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Christ Almighty. This election needs to end already. You're spreading the virus with these rallies you fucking jaggoff. Fuck outta hea
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, November 01, 2020 2:39:27 PMTwitter for Android
My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy.

Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face. 		Thursday, October 29, 2020 9:58:35 AMTwitter Web App
Eh, fuck em

https://t.co/Kuz8NQWs8H 		Wednesday, October 28, 2020 1:44:47 PMTwitter for Android
@JJFromTheBronx Guy's a fuckin wacko. IDK how anyone believes a word he says
In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet
Tuesday, October 20, 2020 12:48:50 PMTwitter Web App
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 		Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Slack is unreliable AF recently Friday, October 16, 2020 11:54:08 AMTwitter Web App
I can't keep going on like this. I wake up every morning and check the news to see what the latest fuckin batshit thing Trump and his cult followers did, or if another white cop killed a black person again. It never ends. This is actually hell. Wednesday, October 07, 2020 10:51:51 AMTwitter Web App
Get Gary Sanchez the fuck off my team, he STINKS Tuesday, October 06, 2020 9:52:07 PMTwitter for Android
I cannot believe the shit on the news is real fucking life. How is it that 40-50% of Americans are brainless, brainwashed, cult-following IDIOTS? Tuesday, October 06, 2020 10:50:08 AMTwitter Web App
But who the fuck am I to comment as a straight white guy.

#fucktrump2020
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:32:41 PMTwitter for Android
Gary Sanchez is a fucking garbage player. GTFO the team in 2021 Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:11:10 AMTwitter Web App
Someone out me out of my fucking misery Wednesday, September 30, 2020 9:29:42 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump You're a fuckin asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, September 30, 2020 2:16:34 PMTwitter for Android
Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit.

https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN 		Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
A white kid could have had an automatic rifle on the wall and it wouldn't have been a problem. Fuck this school district - they have no authority over people's homes.

https://t.co/sF4bTqavVY 		Saturday, September 26, 2020 10:45:02 PMTwitter for Android
This is the fucking trump administrarion's fault. https://t.co/edSIzqI5YF Saturday, September 26, 2020 2:22:32 PMTwitter for Android
The Trump-tainted @USDA and @forestservice think it's ok to allow logging in 25,000 acres of protected Tongass National Forest even though comments received last fall were 96% in favor of keeping the protections.

Fuck you and fuck @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/dLlgWRlqnL 		Saturday, September 26, 2020 7:58:22 AMTwitter for Android
This country fucking sucks
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot.

Fuck everything 		Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PMTwitter Web App
fuck spectrum and their 2005-era 10MBPS upload Monday, September 21, 2020 12:17:36 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ on the cross. https://t.co/eNJrd9wDoS

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump @noaa. Stop denying science you goddamn bitch 		Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:27:32 AMTwitter Web App
@ClaytonCountyPD STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
In reply to @ClaytonCountyPD's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2020 7:35:39 AMTwitter for Android
In sorry, this is a fucking idiot. If you have four masters and a doctorate degree, you are an IDIOT to fall for a scammer in money transfer apps https://t.co/SJ0Kqb7qIj Saturday, September 12, 2020 7:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck glyphosate and Fuck @Bayer Monsanto. They are poisoning us all

https://t.co/Wbo8VP67RN 		Saturday, September 12, 2020 1:00:09 AMTwitter for Android
The sources should just come forward. What is he going to do? It's not like he's going to poison them like fuckin Putin does with Novochok
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, September 11, 2020 9:41:43 PMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is a Trump suck-up trash tabloid, and I think Trump is a mentally unstable fuckin lunatic, but I agree: you can't cite anonymous sources. Imagine doing that shit in school? Wouldn't fly.

https://t.co/90vB8WAYkb 		Friday, September 11, 2020 9:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
fuck the police https://t.co/C4oY1hPCG1 Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:06:18 PMTwitter Web App
Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AMTwitter Web App
@FoxNews BLM isn't an anti police movement you fucking hacks
In reply to @FoxNews's tweet
Monday, September 07, 2020 10:05:07 AMTwitter for Android
Who's this fuckin clown with an Air Pod in one ear and wired earbuds in the other?

I knew he was a doofus before he started defending Trump. https://t.co/Tx00q48YcW 		Wednesday, September 02, 2020 8:08:15 AMTwitter for Android
You know you're a fuck up president when you want to visit a joint and the mayor, governor and attorney general are all like "stay away, you'll piss off more people"

But you know.. It's all the radical left's fault. 		Monday, August 31, 2020 8:08:59 AMTwitter for Android
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
@claudiamconwayy Don't be devastated. The RNC is a fuckin clown show. It's trash reality TV at it's finest. Netflix couldn't create a shittier reality tv show. Can't wait to watch these idiots!
In reply to @claudiamconwayy's tweet
Sunday, August 23, 2020 10:07:32 PMTwitter for Android
Also not to get ageist, but what a bunch of old fucks. Need a purge to get fresh, younger, minds into politics

(To be fair, Biden is also old, but he at least believes in science)
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:39:03 PMTwitter for Android
Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump.

We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic.

https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ 		Monday, August 17, 2020 1:02:29 PMTwitter Web App
Mitch McConnell has a droopy puss face and looks like a fucked up turtle Saturday, August 15, 2020 9:27:31 AMTwitter for Android
These motherfuckers said they'd undo my 10% pay cut, but instead sent me a $25 Amazon gift card for my hard work

10 years of service. $25 gift card.

https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 9:30:53 PMTwitter Web App
I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks.

Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up. 		Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
You fucking IDIOTS @EPA
@EPAAWheeler

https://t.co/88TgO8ar7B 		Monday, August 10, 2020 10:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle @Android

How about you work on actually making the OS better instead of focusing on putting fuckin cat Easter eggs in it.

https://t.co/GWLzIYaRAM 		Saturday, August 08, 2020 10:41:19 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Get the fuck out of my state
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Friday, August 07, 2020 12:34:42 AMTwitter Web App
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck my entire life.
Fuck all of 2020.

I hate it all. Is there like a do over button somewhere? 		Friday, July 31, 2020 9:48:25 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You know you're going to lose in a landslide and are already trying to brainwash your mindless followers with bullshit excuses why you are going to lose.

Fuck outta here dude, you are the worst president in history. Andrew Jackson was a literal murderer and you're still worse.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Thursday, July 30, 2020 1:56:11 PMTwitter Web App
Stop breaking my fucking balls, Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds I have to get up and bring you something like I'm a goddamn servant. Get off your ass and leave me alone. I don't ask for 900 things all day long. FUCK Wednesday, July 29, 2020 11:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
Dewine was handling this tight, but rumor has it he was going to require masks statewide until Pence called him all like "come on man, don't fuck with Drumpf's reelection bid. Can't have a Republican sheep go against fuhrer"

No spine. https://t.co/W8uJ9nWBxh 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 2:14:59 PMTwitter for Android
People in my neighborhood are getting a little too chummy when I'm on walks. The stop and chats are out of control. Stay the fuck back, there's Covid rampant. https://t.co/PSXP7bX3Yi Sunday, July 19, 2020 7:41:15 AMTwitter for Android
@GovKemp You're an asshole, hick, science denying, Trump sucking motherfucker
In reply to @GovKemp's tweet
Thursday, July 16, 2020 10:49:21 PMTwitter for Android
Wear a mask you stupid fucks https://t.co/5ILbNPC23h Tuesday, July 14, 2020 9:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'll make sure to wait and do my first non-violent crime in my 70s so my old white ass can get away with whatever the fuck I want.

The system is broken. Cancel America. https://t.co/NQJBYtpNVI 		Sunday, July 12, 2020 4:41:42 PMTwitter for Android
99% harmless you brain-dead fucking moron @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/D9BRfC9ZOh Monday, July 06, 2020 2:24:04 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus wouldn't hate on players like Trump does. Fuckssake. Be more like Jesus. Friday, July 03, 2020 11:52:24 PMTwitter for Android
I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag Friday, July 03, 2020 6:12:39 PMTwitter for Android
See, in Germany, you don't have redneck hicks that fly swastika flags... But in the Confederate states, they still fly that flag. Nation didn't even last 4 years, what the fuck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:13 PMTwitter for Android
Germany is all like "fuck your shitty assed country, y'all ain't world leaders, you're idiots." And I agree.

https://t.co/QEThiydrcz 		Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:05:27 PMTwitter for Android
GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3. 		Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
I fucking HATE the useless @EPA, @EPAwater and cocksucking, coal lobbying, Trump sucking, corrupt @EPAAWheeler. A cancer to the nation.

These extremist, polluting, reckless, IGNORANT policies are KILLING Americans in the name of greed and corruption

https://t.co/uyPv5tpIMP 		Wednesday, June 24, 2020 10:53:24 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know, there are good and bad of everyone... But let me tell you, most cops are fucked in the head, power tripping psychopaths who think they're the second coming of Christ.

#bluelivesmurder 		Monday, June 08, 2020 11:59:01 PMTwitter Web App
Ya know... I was googling some names of some black victims of police brutality to read their stories (because it's easy to forget them all)

https://t.co/i34ul9z140

This is FUCKING HEINOUS. HOW DID THIS COP GET LET OFF THE HOOK?

Castile didn't even do anything and got shot 5x 		Monday, June 08, 2020 11:56:54 PMTwitter Web App
This country fuckin sucks https://t.co/NlPwtuaVVX Monday, June 08, 2020 1:32:05 PMTwitter Web App
Go fuck yourselves @EPAAWheeler @EPA @EPAresearch!!!

This is great news
https://t.co/uBL3fu5M41 		Thursday, June 04, 2020 7:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
100,000 dead from a virus, 20+ million unemployed and rioting all over the country.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST @realDonaldTrump

America was just fine before 		Sunday, May 31, 2020 4:41:27 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe it's May 20th and I have the fucking heat on.

Piece of shit 2020 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:35:46 PMTwitter for Android
AWS is fucking stupid. How is this the most popular cloud?

Maybe it's just me resistant to change, but the way roles work are infuriating. 		Tuesday, May 19, 2020 9:54:32 AMTwitter Web App
Is this a fucking joke?

https://t.co/mO4SfGFLdr 		Monday, May 18, 2020 9:23:04 PMTwitter for Android
@naval This is the biggest full of shit tweet I've ever seen. Racism is rampant here. African American males are liable to get shot at for doing absolutely nothing wrong

Get the fuck real.
In reply to @naval's tweet
Monday, May 18, 2020 11:10:10 AMTwitter Web App
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Dude these murder hornets have faces that look like fuckin Anime characters. Don't tell me someone didn't genetically create this shit to fuck with us all Monday, May 11, 2020 11:42:24 AMTwitter Web App
The fuck names their kid X Æ A-12
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 09, 2020 8:11:48 AMTwitter for Android
Elon Musk is a fuckin weirdo. Smart guy, but wayyyyyyy out there Saturday, May 09, 2020 8:09:00 AMTwitter for Android
This construction guy dicking around with some utility thing in the middle of my town's most dangerous intersection didn't give a FUCK when the light turned green. Told cars to drive around him. Balls. https://t.co/L6Wz08BIAw Wednesday, May 06, 2020 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
The polar vortex that's dropped over the eastern half of the country can go fuck itself, the stupid bastard. Didn't drop down all winter, so I got no snow, but when I want spring weather, it decided to just hang around. Middle of fucking may and it's going to be below freezing. Wednesday, May 06, 2020 5:33:28 PMTwitter Web App
It never stops fucking raining Wednesday, April 29, 2020 8:39:42 AMTwitter for Android
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to mow my lawn and the neighbors are having a convo across the street. Feel like a dick if I start the mower but hurry the fuck up already Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:24:08 PMTwitter for Android
Half fucking dead because it goes from 70 to 25 to 70 to 25. Plus it didnt even snow this winter so the bugs are going to be out the fuck of control

KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:42:53 PMTwitter Web App
Here's a picture of the tulips in my backyard on this date 2019 vs today.

2020 FUCKING SUCKS https://t.co/WsUhwcqS6o 		Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:34:11 PMTwitter Web App
fuck everything Thursday, April 16, 2020 1:23:20 PMTwitter Web App
What the fuck else is it going to be this year Wednesday, April 15, 2020 11:04:27 PMTwitter for Android
They don't know where the fuck to put all the bodies, and you have delusional @realDonaldTrump holding 2 hour sessions sucking his own dick about how good he's handling the crisis while being extremely rude to anyone questioning his bullshit Tuesday, April 14, 2020 7:12:50 AMTwitter for Android
Maybe Jesus should just come back and end the world. Be like fuck what this turned into Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:34 AMTwitter for Android
Hope everyone has a happy fucked up Easter Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:02 AMTwitter for Android
The US Government is being run like a fucking reality TV show. It's the real-life Apprentice... Idiot @realDonaldTrump doesn't like his inspector generals reports? No worries - just fire them and get people who tell him what he wants to hear instead Wednesday, April 08, 2020 1:19:37 PMTwitter Web App
Someone ban this dumb motherfucker from science. Someone ban him from everything

https://t.co/iOgOB4zWV4 		Monday, April 06, 2020 7:01:36 AMTwitter Web App
It's the year 2020 and I can't even get the fucking groceries I want. What kind of bullshit is this Monday, April 06, 2020 7:00:17 AMTwitter for Android
2020 needs to fucking end already. What a garbage year Thursday, April 02, 2020 8:44:42 PMTwitter Web App
I always disliked, but respected @Apple, but this is a dick move. Fuckers.

You know how many apps use that API? Now we're stuck with either google weather, https://t.co/LyZGSRzV2A or accuweather and those all suck.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:28:50 PMTwitter Web App
APPLE JUST BOUGHT DARKSKY and told Android users and API users to fuck themselves.

@madebygoogle: This is WAR. You need to step up the weather game on Android 11 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:27:25 PMTwitter Web App
FUCKING @Apple BOUGHT AND RUINED DARKSKY. Can only use it on iOS.

And shutting down the API. Assholes. 		Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:17:08 PMTwitter Web App
I fucking hate my job so much and I'm so lucky to still have one.

A few months ago before the virus, I could have had any devops job i wanted. now i'm stuck working with idiots who keep undoing all my good processes with shit and bureaucracy 		Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:12:27 AMTwitter Web App
@DanPatrick You're a fuckin moron telling people to get back to their daily lives. Yes, we want the economy to go back to normal, but if millions of people die, that will be harder to do.

@NationalGuard needs to put him in isolation so he can't open his whore mouth and kill more people
In reply to @DanPatrick's tweet
Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:17:06 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a fucking moron
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, March 22, 2020 4:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Wow Trump supporters are fucking dumb. If my real name wasn't used on Nextdoor, I'd have at this idiot https://t.co/3A7tfQZFkY Thursday, March 19, 2020 2:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
Millennials to baby boomers: You heed the fucking advice. All you olds are going out and ignoring everything. We're in our bunkers https://t.co/NWweY3r06Q Wednesday, March 18, 2020 3:39:29 PMTwitter Web App
I didn't realize this virus had an assigned race. The fuck's wrong with people Monday, March 16, 2020 11:11:40 PMTwitter Web App
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.

State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down" 		Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PMTwitter Web App
"good morning, I cleaned the clutter out of the kitchen nook. It was driving me nuts forever and looked terrible"

"FUCK YOU, YOU NEGATIVE COMPLAING ASSHOLE"

is a great start to my day and how all my days are. 		Saturday, March 14, 2020 8:16:21 AMTwitter for Android
2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now Thursday, March 12, 2020 5:17:17 PMTwitter Web App
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

This isn't an ebola outbreak. 		Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PMTwitter Web App
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck yourselves, ignorant bastards. You're rejecting science? @EPA

https://t.co/lXxsIPkw4t 		Thursday, March 05, 2020 1:15:16 PMTwitter for Android
Yes it would be a disaster. How is this fuckin socialist dinosaur on top? This would be an automatic Trump win

https://t.co/GOQ9M4wz1f 		Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:23:18 AMTwitter for Android
Do fucking better on the Pixel 5
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:26:30 AMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Filled out my TPS report for these fucking suits: https://t.co/pxnpGZc5qK Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:56:16 PMTwitter Web App
Explain to me why the fuck I should pay my taxes when buffoon @realDonaldTrump just pardoned rich motherfuckers for tax evasion, and cannot prove that he himself pays income tax Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:15:40 AMTwitter for Android
I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing

Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF 		Monday, February 17, 2020 9:36:21 PMTwitter Web App
Detective Rex Kiser, who conducts digital forensic examinations for the Fort Worth Police Department, is a moron.

Phone companies aren't making phones harder to hack to fuck with the police, idiot. Security and encryption are getting better.

https://t.co/XB69ZxADdJ 		Thursday, January 30, 2020 6:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
Goddamnit @Android 10 volume control is fucking garbage.

Group chat is going nuts and it's impossible to mute the notification sounds. Hold volume down rocker and it lowers the media volume but you have to go into 95 secret menus to shut off txt alert sounds. Christ.

Fix it 		Wednesday, January 29, 2020 9:27:43 PMTwitter for Android
I don't know wtf a coronavirus is, but this dude can just stay right the fuck in China and never come back home. I don't need this plague in my backyard.

https://t.co/uQMczBnfS9 		Sunday, January 26, 2020 9:29:05 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever did this is a real sick fuck who needs to be killed by firing squad

https://t.co/c32Sflg1Wy 		Saturday, January 25, 2020 9:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa 		Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PMTwitter Web App
Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s

The fuck, right? Just wait
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:41:59 AMTwitter for Android
I hate fucking everything right now because devs are IDIOTS. Rant incoming: Friday, January 24, 2020 1:38:29 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that this is real life is fucking absurd. Our country has lost its goddamn mind https://t.co/nnoY2Y63B5 Saturday, January 18, 2020 9:48:31 PMTwitter for Android
A fucking raving lunatic

https://t.co/zklBPz599n 		Wednesday, January 15, 2020 1:54:42 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ on the cross... I'm a grown ass man and my parents are visiting. Waited up for me to get back from this concert and I'm a little fucked up.

And I feel all of the judgment. https://t.co/vDCuzHMURb 		Sunday, December 29, 2019 12:15:13 AMTwitter for Android
dude FUCK RedHat/ CentOS and their FUCKING ANTIQUE packages. Why is it so goddamn convoluted to install Git 2.x https://t.co/R6ISmS9dNp Wednesday, December 18, 2019 3:07:14 PMTwitter Web App
I'm over here with agita all week long, and half the motherfuckers I work with are at AWS in Vegas Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:39:33 AMTwitter Web App
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle The keyboard is also inaccurate as fuck. As you can see it autocorrected its to it's and of to if.

As an Android fan since the Moto Droid, this is all going down hill.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:15:22 AMTwitter for Android
Humanity is fucking awful. Over time, all humans ever did was fight over/conquer land and resources, and selfishly destroy our planet. No wonder we should be afraid of AI... Any intelligent AI would be like "people are the world's biggest problem, lets wipe 'em out" Friday, November 29, 2019 7:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
Candice Keller is the same cunt that blamed drag queens for the Dayton shooting. Who votes for these people?

Fucking Muppet face. https://t.co/6Dk0fcVtre
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, November 29, 2019 7:41:58 PMTwitter for Android
RT @WWonTwit: @ohiogop #CandiceKeller You complete heinous, misogynist, pieces of elephant excrement. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK is wrong with… Friday, November 29, 2019 7:38:20 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ. What kind of inbred morons try to legislate things that are scientifically impossible? These assholes would rather see a woman die than to "murder" an ectopic embryo? Good Lord! https://t.co/auelrlVskj Friday, November 29, 2019 7:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating 		Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
What train traffic? Half these motherfuckers are off for Veteran's Day. Trains are empty. Move already! Monday, November 11, 2019 6:13:22 PMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Gary Sanchez, hitting under .100 in the ALCS, can go fuck himself, striking out like that with the bases loaded Thursday, October 17, 2019 8:39:24 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fuckin Christ, Severino Tuesday, October 15, 2019 4:25:59 PMTwitter Web App
Liam Neeson fucking people up who hurt his family... Sounds about right https://t.co/Jfl3fcqaXk Saturday, October 05, 2019 11:02:26 PMTwitter for Android
Bullshit. This pipsqueak motherfucker can't be more than 5' 1" https://t.co/Uh5bwNO964 Saturday, October 05, 2019 8:04:25 PMTwitter for Android
The FUCK out of here with this global warming bullshit weather. It's too goddamn hot. I want it to be cold already https://t.co/rD76mNBIss Saturday, September 28, 2019 2:40:31 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs H
Jesus fucking Christ. If they breathe the wrong way they get injured. Fire all the mothefucking trainers. Stretch these weaklings out better
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
Friday, September 27, 2019 11:05:16 PMTwitter for Android
This fat fuck ate two Italian heroes and a chicken cutlet sangwich after the goddamn wedding Saturday, September 14, 2019 1:40:05 AMTwitter for Android
Tool's new album is perfect "I'm gonna punch all you motherfuckers in the face on this shitty subway" music Tuesday, September 10, 2019 8:27:47 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @AbeShinzo No one wants our fucking GMO, glyphosate infested corn, you idiots.
In reply to @WhiteHouse's tweet
Tuesday, August 27, 2019 12:55:13 PMTwitter Web App
@EPA @realDonaldTrump @EPAAWheeler go fuck yourselves https://t.co/ONeD1RCyAW Friday, August 23, 2019 11:16:57 PMTwitter for Android
No kidding. The entire NY metro area breeds a bunch of fuckin assholes

https://t.co/uoFjPaQW32 		Thursday, August 22, 2019 12:27:37 PMTwitter Web App
Nothing ever fucking compiles up in this bitch Tuesday, August 20, 2019 11:01:38 AMTwitter Web App
I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity

Screen me for dementia or some shit 		Monday, August 19, 2019 9:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Stop being like fucking @LGAairport
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 16, 2019 11:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking plane lands and there's another plane at the gate and no one answered our pilot. Now we had to move out of the way of "traffic" at 11:30

Some asshole fell asleep. I need to get home, I've been gone since last Friday. Fuckssake
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 16, 2019 11:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
"My fuckin 60 year old boss is getting more ass than I am" -some platform engineer Thursday, August 15, 2019 3:07:57 AMTwitter for Android
It's so obvious these two fucked at some point in the past. Guarantee it. Wednesday, August 14, 2019 6:03:12 PMTwitter for Android
Out Uber driver fuckin loves reacharounds. Guy talked nonstop about it Sunday, August 11, 2019 12:00:27 AMTwitter for Android
This is how much I hate gambling btw.. bc it's not even that much but it was a mindfuck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, August 10, 2019 3:33:13 AMTwitter for Android
Let's clean out these Canadians. 79 in 87 out? Fuckouttahea https://t.co/LDBrGgfdLa Saturday, August 10, 2019 3:22:02 AMTwitter for Android
@andrewcuomo do something about fucking LaGuardia airport for fucks sake. I know it's under construction but Christ on the cross, it's BAD
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 09, 2019 5:43:36 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ! 30-45 minutes before we're off the ground because that's how many planes are in line

Fuck @LGAairport. What a third wod cess pool. This is America? This is fucking garbage. Utterly unacceptable 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:41:54 PMTwitter for Android
I got on the plane late so of course the fuckin guy here first stole the armrest and power outlet.

This whole experience is an F-

The Columbus airport is a dream. LGA is giving me cancer 		Friday, August 09, 2019 5:01:43 PMTwitter for Android
Nice jetbridge, @LGAairport. Fucking shithole. The board was wrong, the flight was delayed, the @Delta gate agent was asshole and now I have to get on a bus. The FUCK is this. https://t.co/nnDd91vA7b Friday, August 09, 2019 4:52:03 PMTwitter for Android
Are they outside their fucking minds here at LaGuardia with these prices? $10.75 for a pint of Bud light? I can see 6-8 for NYC but Christ almighty... https://t.co/nD1ShCoqhD Friday, August 09, 2019 1:03:19 PMTwitter for Android
The fucking @EPA is a pro cancer organization. All these policies are making people ill.
https://t.co/lo0dwI1xe1 		Wednesday, July 31, 2019 11:32:16 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
@ConEdison is garbage and @andrewcuomo should kick them the fuck out of NY. Sky high electric rates and they can't keep the power on.

Also @realDonaldTrump and @GOP:
Stop ignoring global warming you fucking cunts
https://t.co/LKqSKAHLuw 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:18:41 AMTwitter for Android
MY GUYS ARE FUCKING SAVAGES IN THE FUCKING BOX https://t.co/E4qwsBm7vE Sunday, July 21, 2019 1:32:35 AMTwitter for Android
Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I hope it's revealed that this braindead fuck didn't pay a dime of state taxes and causes public outrage. https://t.co/ykp3bN7ULR

But even if it is, I'm sure his followers will still not see anything wrong 		Monday, July 08, 2019 4:14:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I just ran out of mother fuckin propane at my bbq. I'm going to blame the previous owner for being an asshole and having a spare natural gas line available but not hooking up the outdoor kitchen to it Thursday, July 04, 2019 7:45:21 PMTwitter for Android

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