265 results for asshole — page 3 of 3, showing 201–265
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Those fuckin movable platform shits at 14th st broke. What kind of asshole designed a circular platform that requires extenders Thursday, October 23, 2014 9:09:41 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta admit... Chief Wahoo is a pretty cool dude and if you think it's racist you're a fuckin asshole Friday, September 05, 2014 8:48:39 PMTwitter for Android
Buffer zone, people. If there are other empty stalls don't come shit right next to me asshole Friday, August 15, 2014 3:01:39 PMTwitter for Android
Okay, this is an amateur hour noob engineer operating this train. Go asshole. Signal is green Monday, July 28, 2014 1:22:08 PMTwitter for Android
If you ride a bike on the train station platform, you're an asshole. I'd normally say you deserve to fall on the tracks, but that'd delay me Monday, July 28, 2014 1:18:18 PMTwitter for Android
Not to be a cocky asshole or anything but when a fly ass ex coworker texts you this, ya gotta feel some kinda awesome http://t.co/JO57kOWvjw Friday, June 27, 2014 12:15:46 AMTwitter for Android
I was an asshole not to see this: http://t.co/jn1681Gbc6 Could have gone too Monday, June 23, 2014 11:57:18 AMTwitter Web Client
If you pronounce it Jinx, you're an asshole @H9RBSjs Debate of the day: "Engine X" vs. "Jinx": What is the correct pronunciation of "nginx"?
In reply to @H9RBSjs's tweet
Monday, June 16, 2014 12:13:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Not to be a cocky asshole or anything, but when I actually ran shit in this joint instead of the idiot suits, the shit hit the fan less. Monday, May 12, 2014 4:51:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Reviewing our "standard operating procedures" written by this suit asshole who doesn't understand tech. A bunch of rubbish bullshit. F- Wednesday, May 07, 2014 10:23:09 AMTwitter Web Client
If you ask me a question the second I walk in before I'm settled, or Skype me within the first 5 minutes I'm here, you're a fuckin asshole Monday, April 28, 2014 9:14:25 AMTwitter Web Client
If you spell Michelle with one L, you're an asshole Friday, April 25, 2014 1:34:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Completely empty bathroom. Don't shit in the stall directly next to me. Asshole. Wednesday, April 02, 2014 9:34:58 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever fuckin burnt popcorn in here is an asshole Thursday, March 20, 2014 9:57:37 AMTwitter Web Client
LETS MIGRATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING DRUPAL INSTANCE FROM A DEBIAN BASED OS TO CENTOS IN <1 DAY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE Tuesday, January 14, 2014 7:07:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Overheard at the bar: "I would stab a guy in the face to eat that girl's asshole" Friday, January 10, 2014 12:15:23 AMTwitter for Android
McGivern is ripping me a new asshole because I was unprepared to roll back and our SLA got fucked. #whoops Tuesday, December 17, 2013 4:22:06 PMTwitter for Android
It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole. Monday, December 16, 2013 10:20:18 AMTwitter Web Client
No kidding. Guy's a fuckin asshole. (But so were the other choices): http://t.co/NnVe92ABS2 Tuesday, December 10, 2013 2:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of fuckin asshole picks the stall next to you in the shitter when the end one's open? (Jeans, dirty white Nikes w/ a red swoosh) Wednesday, November 27, 2013 2:39:37 PMTwitter for Android
Its Monday, which is the worst day of the week because I get to see that fuckin asshole McGivern at that shithole today. Monday, November 25, 2013 7:47:03 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking MTA can't even tell me what track my cocksucking train is on, so I have to stand in front of the board like an asshole Monday, November 18, 2013 6:55:05 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like an Asshole with Short Hair http://bit.ly/1coSMKk Wednesday, November 13, 2013 2:55:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
You're a fucking asshole if your offing yourself results in delays for thousands: http://t.co/zSDEzIOFVg Death isn't good enough punishment Wednesday, November 13, 2013 12:32:34 PMTwitter Web Client
If you checked into snowpocalypse on Foursquare for a couple of flurries, you're a fucking asshole. Tuesday, November 12, 2013 9:23:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Why don't you tweet "don't tell me when to take lunch you're an asshole" Eric Saturday, August 17, 2013 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck yourself. For being an asshole, you get no productivity for me today. I won't do a fucking thing Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:45:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Just yelled at a fuckin cop for standing there like an asshole in my way while I was trying to get my train Monday, March 11, 2013 6:40:01 PMTwitter for Android
Just passed by & saw CNBC on TV in my office and they were ripping the Foursquare CEO a new asshole because he has no idea how to monetize. Monday, March 11, 2013 11:34:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoever picked this place is a fuckin asshole Wednesday, February 13, 2013 6:59:42 PMTwitter for Android
Our new corporate logo is goatse central. Looks like a gaping asshole Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
Welp. Elise almost but my right nipple off, asshole. So she should get me a free fuckin hot dog Saturday, August 25, 2012 8:49:12 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary @keith_connors @smstemp clearly you fuckin asshole. Bring me boxers that actually cover my ass Sunday, August 19, 2012 1:45:48 AMTwitter for Android
I hope the cops shot the asshole dead who is responsible for this Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:58:46 PMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 Google the translation asshole. Dope Sublime lyrics. I was responding to your 16 year tweet
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Monday, July 30, 2012 5:42:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah. Keep smoking asshole. I will get over it you'll be drunk and suck it so hard Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:01:55 PMTwitter for Android
Let him take his shot? I wasn't anywhere near you, asshole. Fuck is this, professional pool? Your a a bar you dick. Wednesday, May 02, 2012 8:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
@L8to89 kind of. Asshole.
In reply to @L8to89's tweet
Monday, April 23, 2012 8:45:40 PMTwitter for Android
I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface Monday, April 16, 2012 7:43:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Thank you MLK Jr. for delaying payday. Asshole. Monday, January 16, 2012 10:11:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@BriBTC I've been saying Dolan was an asshole since 2002. It's old news.
In reply to @BriBTC's tweet
Friday, December 16, 2011 3:48:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Theres an asshole Con Ed guy walking around in circles looking at the poles and cant find the problem =/ Sunday, October 30, 2011 7:21:08 PMtxt
Jeweler goes to change my watch battery (I'd do it myself but it was impossible to open) and scratched the fucking shit out of it. Asshole Saturday, September 03, 2011 4:20:49 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Asshole President Spams Twitter Encouraging People to Tweet to Lawmakers Over Debt Ceiling? http://bit.ly/pt1Oz6 Friday, July 29, 2011 7:10:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This elevator smells like greasy asshole. Friday, July 15, 2011 3:26:09 PMTwitter for Android
Someone shut this mother fuckin baby up. Screaming in cold blood this asshole is Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:22:51 PMTwitter for Android
NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now. Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:25:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Walked a few blocks in NYC. Would be nice if this asshole couple would stop fucking each other every corner while waiting for the light. Friday, June 10, 2011 2:54:02 PMTwitter Web Client
This random, no name minor league stiff Buddy Carlyle can go fuck himself, because he's pathetic. Way to blow the game asshole. Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:02:05 PMTwitter for Android
Nothing like a Monday morning meeting with two fucking suit asshole CEOs pissed off at our system because fucking sales oversold them... Monday, April 18, 2011 10:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Gmail legitimately runs like asshole when the account is more than half full. Tuesday, April 12, 2011 1:28:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Stupid asshole. It snowed by you? Should have sent it up north.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Thursday, December 16, 2010 5:27:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
And remember folks, today is election day. Go out there and vote for your local asshole #fuckthegovernment #allpoliticiansareuseless Tuesday, November 02, 2010 4:38:40 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets Monday, August 16, 2010 9:13:00 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: The Pope is an Asshole http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/02/the-pope-is-an-asshole/ Friday, July 02, 2010 7:32:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@waspito figure of speech asshole. You see a pic of it? Rhig is a monstrosity. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:14:00 PMtwidroid
@RockNationRadio asshole. I wanted to go but I'm down in Maryland. Cnt go in oct but the machine is at the Hilton in AC this summer. You in?
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, May 15, 2010 7:18:49 PMtwidroid
http://twitpic.com/drepg - Yes, this was a TEACHER's display board in a 5th grade classroom. Asshole Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:49:49 PMTwitpic
This asshole is off the wall today Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:36:43 AMtxt
AIM 7 is an absolute GUI failure. In non tech terms, it looks like asshole. Just as AOL gets AIM 6.9 right, they ruin it. Keep away from it. Friday, May 22, 2009 6:27:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Lou Pinella, you fucked up my bracket asshole. Thanks to your stupid ass team, it's all wrong now. Now people are going to think I'm a joker Sunday, October 05, 2008 9:00:37 AMtwhirl
My music professor is an asshole, gives too much work, and got a shitty Weezer song stuck in my head. Friday, September 26, 2008 12:42:52 PMTwitter Web Client
We don't have mother fucking running water. Stupid fuck that cut the water main is an asshole. Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:40:19 PMTwitter Web Client