160 results for drunk — page 2 of 2, showing 101–160
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Rocks in my mother fuckin head to take this dumbass drunkass train home Saturday, December 08, 2012 12:54:47 AMTwitter for Android
@dannyrob88 drunk confidence? if you're thinking about banging the girl, go for it.
In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet
Thursday, October 18, 2012 11:55:32 PMTwitter for Android
This is my 8,000th tweet. Sadly, it is not about struttin' that ass, a drunk/incoherent mess, sluts, bitches, motherfuckers or how hot I am Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:03:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah... I might be a little drunk Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:20:54 PMTwitter for Android
I think I'm still drunk Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:08:35 PMTwitter for Android
I think I win for drunkest, most on coherent txt ever Sunday, September 23, 2012 2:59:39 AMTwitter for Android
Maks. Drum so drunk its notbebn funnnj Luke sooo drunk Sunday, September 23, 2012 1:30:25 AMTwitter for Android
I'm so drunk. I'm a 20th century fox.... Saturday, September 22, 2012 2:06:32 AMTwitter for Android
I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Haliskoe: "Good news. In the state of Connecticut, its not considered drunk driving if your OnStar is sober" Saturday, August 11, 2012 5:59:37 PMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo (SELECT COUNT * FROM tweet_archive WHERE is_drunk = 1 ) / SELECT COUNT * FROM tweet_archive) * 100
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2012 9:55:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:28:39 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah. Keep smoking asshole. I will get over it you'll be drunk and suck it so hard Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:01:55 PMTwitter for Android
Officer I swear I'm nit drunk. I can say the alcohol backwards Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:04:38 AMTwitter for Android
If I didn't die in a Haliskoe drunk driving crash in all my time at Fairfield, I guess I'm invincible, you guys. Friday, July 27, 2012 4:59:56 PMTwitter Web Client
"We are all drunk on doucheahol. Put that on your bingo card and smoke it" - Christina Wednesday, July 25, 2012 4:12:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Step 1. Get drunk step 2 find smart people (aka your boys from home/school) step 3. Start company step4. Get bought out. Step 5 enjoyyy Wednesday, July 04, 2012 1:56:58 AMTwitter for Android
PS. My tweets are like 94% better drunk than sober. Drunk = a fun time. Sober = technology Monday, June 25, 2012 11:22:01 PMTwitter for Android
Figured out the secret to tricking people out of thinking you're drunk. Onions. They mask alcohol like a motherfucker. But you smell anyway Friday, June 08, 2012 12:13:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams no kidding. I went to college once. I was always on the failure side of drunk.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:07:35 AMTwitter for Android
Natalia: "Remember. I don't represent Russia. I represent drunk people... Because all the Russians are drunk." Friday, April 20, 2012 6:49:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Asian kid: y u do linear algebra on the drunk train home Saturday, April 07, 2012 1:00:51 AMTwitter for Android
I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job. Saturday, March 10, 2012 3:32:04 PMTwitter for Android
I think I'm still drunk Friday, March 02, 2012 8:04:50 AMTwitter for Android
Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:24:48 AMTwitter for Android
Glad to know that I drunk spoke to my CA coworker on the phone and fixed her "unfixable" problem. Thx for the shoutout to the VP. I suck lol Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:50:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@me: *loud music stops* "I love it when they're drunk and I'm..." Friday, August 26, 2011 12:57:19 AMTwitter for Android
Drunk train is fuckin hysterical now. Vifeo ftw Friday, August 12, 2011 1:58:21 AMTwitter for Android
Conductor just had to key a bangin drunk girl out of the bathroom because she locked herself in and couldn't understand how to use the lock. Saturday, August 06, 2011 12:49:15 AMTwitter for Android
Me? I don't have a drinking problem. I'm only a drunk when I decide to drink. Otherwise I'm not. Duh. Problem avoided. Friday, July 29, 2011 5:14:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I am jealous of the drunkies eating pizza right now. Why am I so sober? Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
I'm neither sober nor drunk. Friday, June 03, 2011 11:41:36 PMTwitter for Android
I wanna get drunk and talk like a Jamaican. Friday, May 27, 2011 10:54:48 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit? Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:28:44 PMTwitter for Android
Lol. Train held up by some drunk bitch. Cop escort. Fuckin drunk train.... Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking alcoholism. As much as I'd rather stay out, I must get going to prove that im not a drunkard to someone... Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking bullshit. Pretty sure a year ago right now I was drunk by now. Now I'm a sardine. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:56:42 AMTwitter for Android
Omg these Russians.... I think I'm still drunk. Can't. Handle them... Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:40:22 AMTwitter for Android
RT @Colithika: i want to get drunk xP Wednesday, January 26, 2011 10:25:51 PMTwitter for Android
If these motherfuckers make me take another shot ill fuckin puke. And im not drunk. Its just gross. Friday, December 17, 2010 10:00:25 PMTwitter for Android
"Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
Drunk train!!!!!! Sunday, November 28, 2010 2:01:36 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah. This is the drunk train... Saturday, September 04, 2010 2:04:04 AMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella Stop complaining. I haven't been drunk in two months
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:01:17 PMtwidroid
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
Also, I'm drunk Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:31:00 PMtwidroid
Drunk eric watchin the celtics game is fucking lulz Saturday, May 01, 2010 10:02:18 PMtwidroid
9pm... just about drunk. Not yet. Time for power hour. Friday, April 09, 2010 9:06:49 PMtwidroid
This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PMtwidroid
Oh god, I drunk txted the freshmen. Friday, March 26, 2010 11:07:14 AMtwidroid
I don't care how drunk I am, a penis is always the answer. Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:38:41 AMDELETED
Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I like people to punch me real hard. It makes me feel good.<3 Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:31:31 AMDELETED
Toms drunk pasta Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:19:10 AMtwidroid
http://short.to/174rq toms drunk pasta! Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:01:24 AMtwidroid
http://twitpic.com/t6a98 - Delicious... Love what drunk people leave behind Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:18:08 AMTwitpic
Darryl shut your drunk ass up. No one cares and you're rambling Friday, November 06, 2009 12:51:43 AMTwitter Web Client
just did an epic drunk google voice demo to my housemates. they think its awesome. So now we're gonna prank axelrod with it Friday, September 18, 2009 1:37:02 AMTwitter Web Client
o lol at the drunken irish band Saturday, September 05, 2009 10:23:15 PMtxt
Drunk seniors want me. Wednesday, May 13, 2009 12:01:35 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito GUYYYY Still drunk?
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:09:01 PMtwhirl