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Seriously... Fuck @Oracle and Java for their licensing BULLSHIT. Switch to .NET Core instead

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Tuesday, February 05, 2019 12:07:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Will all you asshole Mac people stop checking in .DS_STORE bullshit files into git repositories and zip files? Use .gitignore kthx Friday, October 19, 2018 1:25:16 PMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know what... It's all bullshit and it's all bad for you... Corporations don't give a shit about your health. Just go about and enjoy. Friday, August 25, 2017 12:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
Well that's some bullshit they open them for you. Now I can't shotgun https://t.co/9w0JkuLqiS Friday, August 04, 2017 5:12:18 PMTwitter for Android
The security guard gentleman just welcomed us all to Progressive Field and I was like bullshit, it's the Jake Friday, August 04, 2017 4:55:22 PMTwitter for Android
That's some bullshit Tuesday, June 27, 2017 11:37:52 PMTwitter Web Client
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I find it absolute bullshit that wherever I go, snowstorms avoid me. Sunday, March 12, 2017 8:11:30 AMTwitter for Android
My Twitter newsfeed is basically Facebook right now. Complete bullshit ads and "you might like" fuck off bring back chronological Monday, December 12, 2016 1:11:30 PMTwitter for Android
Back in NY ONE day and the infrastructure is running like shit. Typical inferior New York bullshit. Monday, December 12, 2016 8:47:55 AMTwitter for Android
My job is basically me attempting to use broken Azure Powershell bullshit and yelling at Microsoft about it on their forums. Wednesday, November 23, 2016 12:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Picked the wrong week to come into the office. The pen testers are here and will discover all my bullshit I have on my work laptop. Monday, October 10, 2016 5:10:34 PMTwitter Web Client
This global warming is bullshit. The polar bears have nowhere to drink Coca Cola now. Sunday, September 25, 2016 4:53:54 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_Ohio $65 for 50/5 MBPS in Columbus? That's expensive bullshit. Where's Maax? Charter buying you guys is going to mess that up, right? Wednesday, September 14, 2016 3:41:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Complete bullshit I cannot make it to the @Fantasy_Mania draft. Send my regards to those sausage and peppers mañana Friday, August 19, 2016 11:02:36 PMTwitter for Android
Hour number 4 of Time Warner being unable to activate my modem. Missing work. Two days without internet. Need compensation for this bullshit Friday, July 29, 2016 3:00:54 PMTwitter for Android
Society is bullshit and almost everything is a disappointment. Good night. Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
This is exactly the kind of bullshit Pearl Jam didn't stand for in 1994 when they battled Ticketmaster. They lost. https://t.co/NuDBOdNFz5 Friday, January 29, 2016 5:02:10 PMTwitter Web Client
It's legit Christmas and the fact that I needed to go outside for air and am comfortable in a short sleeve shirt is global warming bullshit. Friday, December 25, 2015 9:50:08 PMTwitter for Android
It's a legit jungle on the 5 train. 100% humidity and like 85. 1) put the A/C on. 2) this warm winter bullshit needs to end Wednesday, December 23, 2015 5:15:22 PMTwitter for Android
"This Warm Winter Bullshit Absolutely Sucks" https://t.co/2Cuq3GdvOT Tuesday, December 15, 2015 8:54:55 PMTwitter for Android
That's bullshit. Took two steps Sunday, November 15, 2015 7:35:20 PMTwitter for Android
Bullshit. Bet I can get this working in 5 mins: https://t.co/ia3YMLqDzi Sunday, November 08, 2015 1:12:59 AMTwitter for Android
I'm in an aggressive, no bullshit mood this morning. I'm already ready to start punching our idiot L1 support reps in the face. Monday, August 10, 2015 9:36:01 AMTwitter Web Client
@TWC_Help Figure out why my speed is bullshit right now and please fix it. I have work to do in the morning http://t.co/duAZzxgZnP Tuesday, July 28, 2015 2:28:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm doing a grand job on my on call shift by ignoring all the bullshit fucking alerts before they get to @Docent_Steve Saturday, May 23, 2015 3:49:58 PMTwitter for Android
Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son! Monday, May 04, 2015 3:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Baggadouche. Get with the program and use html5 open video codecs. None of this plugin bullshit @SHO_Network http://t.co/teQzphD1qN Monday, April 27, 2015 11:40:55 PMTwitter Web Client
GetGlue/TvTag Shutting Down? Good. Stopped using that shit when they started auto-tweeting self promo bullshit without my consent. Sunday, December 28, 2014 11:46:55 PMTwitter Web Client
See bullshit. Freddy is all about this broad once I set him straight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, December 14, 2014 7:10:41 PMTwitter for Android
Bullshit. didn't get one. http://t.co/7c3aVRz6NV Thursday, November 06, 2014 12:58:24 AMfeedly cloud
@mich_amore yeah these weeks are bullshit. They need to go quicker. Although I don't fancy getting older...
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Thursday, October 09, 2014 11:26:00 PMTwitter for Android
LOL DRUPAL. So glad I washed my hands of that bullshit. So much drama between Marketing and SysOps because Drupal BLOWS. Friday, September 26, 2014 3:18:06 PMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit. I'm in Koreatown and Niraj and or Sam aren't here to buy me Korean BBQ. 😠😠 Friday, September 19, 2014 10:16:54 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Clancy. I can't change my channel and this is bullshit. Switching back to Time Warner. J/k #fios http://t.co/V9B1kUcnI7 Sunday, August 31, 2014 1:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
THIS BULLSHIT: "Twitter’s Latest Experiment Turns Favorites Into Retweets (And It’s Annoying Lots Of People)" http://t.co/Pi5WNYqfTT Sunday, August 17, 2014 2:43:07 PMfeedly cloud
The fact that it's 2014 and phones still connect to EDGE or 1X is utter bullshit. Deprecate!!!! Tuesday, August 12, 2014 6:46:11 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss Monday, June 30, 2014 4:55:53 PMTwitter Web Client
This heat bullshit needs to end. Is it fall yet (isn't even summer). Moving to Alaska Tuesday, June 17, 2014 6:48:36 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu At least they were live. This bullshit other band was 100% sampled, had a tech malfunction and couldn't play. Lolz
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, June 08, 2014 10:36:07 PMTwitter for Android
Reviewing our "standard operating procedures" written by this suit asshole who doesn't understand tech. A bunch of rubbish bullshit. F- Wednesday, May 07, 2014 10:23:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Hipsters with iPhones are bullshit because if they didn't conform with society, they'd have a phone no one else the fuck has. So blow me. Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
This new Foursquare company strategy is fucking bullshit. This will kill the whole platform, guaranteed: http://t.co/YwTkeao5J1 Thursday, May 01, 2014 9:13:36 PMTwitter Web Client
If you ever have to work with SQL Server Integration Services, kindly kill yourself. This technology is BULLSHIT Friday, April 11, 2014 5:51:21 PMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit https://t.co/MVKu0v87Ac Friday, March 21, 2014 8:15:25 PMVine for Android
Is bullshit. Why is this fuckin river not green. The fuck mon Saturday, March 15, 2014 4:33:02 PMTwitter for Android
Bullshit in, bullshit out... Mad, so my script will contain asinine comments: #pantiesinabunchoverconfigfiles http://t.co/I4VSfuMuCL Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:37:04 PMTwitter Web Client
This emergency bullshit call is making me miss my 2PM meeting... AT THE BAR Friday, December 20, 2013 2:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
It's bullshit that our snowstorm turned to rain. It's like 28 degrees.. Gonna be icy as a motherfucker out there... Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:16:54 AMTwitter for Android
the fact that I memorized all the aspnet_regiis.exe switches demonstrates to me that I deal with too much bullshit Thursday, December 12, 2013 5:56:46 PMTwitter Web Client
That's some bullshit Sunday, November 24, 2013 7:40:23 PMTwitter for Android
How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit Monday, October 07, 2013 4:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY Sunday, September 22, 2013 4:30:09 PMTwitter for Android
My GI tract can really go fuck itself the past few weeks. This is some bullshit (literally) Tuesday, September 17, 2013 8:05:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Yanks coulda come back for the wildcard but if they're gonna lose bullshit games to the Sox, I'm gonna re-cuncel DA saeson Friday, September 06, 2013 11:05:20 PMTwitter for Android
Starting this bullshit again. #booker Monday, July 08, 2013 8:02:53 AMTwitter for Android
Looking at all the news and bullshit going on as of late, why hasn't anyone realized this country fuckin sucks and you're not actually free? Wednesday, June 26, 2013 8:10:08 AMTwitter for Android
@MarkAbsher I wish Verizon would focus on smartphones that don't suck instead of this robotic Droid bullshit.
In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet
Monday, June 24, 2013 1:05:23 PMTwitter Web Client
If deeez fools dont get at leas a 90 this machines bullshit Sunday, June 09, 2013 6:25:22 PMTwitter for Android
Derick: "Management will tell you: Money isn't the key to happiness. But that's bullshit because they've got money already" Thursday, June 06, 2013 9:31:54 PMTwitter for Android
Mal just posted bullshit on my twitter. I'm changing my phone passcode Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:05:41 PMTwitter for Android
Since when does the lower lever of GCT close early. This is bullshit. Ima piss all over the train bc they suck Friday, May 31, 2013 12:12:15 AMTwitter for Android
It's bullshit that the keg is kicked on my floor and I have to trek up to 19. CEO caught me carrying 2 pitchers down the stairs #WHATEVER Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:32:33 PMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit http://t.co/oUPctyEUY7 Thursday, May 30, 2013 1:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
This is some bullshit Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:37:32 PMTwitter for Android
Google hangouts in gmail is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin product is half asssed. Monday, May 20, 2013 12:32:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I want Yuri tending my bar.... This is bullshit Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:43:14 PMTwitter for Android
The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF Friday, April 12, 2013 1:16:45 AMTwitter for Android
1AM on a Friday and I was home and doing #booker. This is some bullshit, rare and whatnot. Saturday, April 06, 2013 1:08:03 AMTwitter Web Client
This is Bullshit, Inc. #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:09:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Ma. Fucking don't call me at work and talk about stupid bullshit. I'm concentrating on this script. I already crashed production yesterday. Wednesday, March 13, 2013 5:45:12 PMTwitter Web Client
TIL MSFT licensing is fucking bullshit. Besides your Win OS licensing, you need per user licenses to access a server? http://t.co/6848Xhb8V4 Monday, March 11, 2013 9:56:56 AMTwitter Web Client
BULLSHIT RT @UberFacts Men are more interested in dating women who are taken while women are more likely to respect a man’s relationship. Friday, March 08, 2013 2:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
That's bullshit. What about all my crackers from Gun Hill Rd... Place is hood as fuck. Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:14:47 PMTwitter for Android
Just drunk texted the VP of some bullshit Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:15:49 PMTwitter for Android
Going home and drinking and chilling the most you guys. bullshit day Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:52:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin bullshit. My site was down for 3 hours because the fucking webserver doesn't start on boot. Just fixed that Sunday, December 09, 2012 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
My shoelaces can suck it. Constantly untie 500 timesALL DAY long and when I need to untie them, they're in impossible knots. #bullshit Monday, December 03, 2012 12:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
To do: work bullshit and install android 4.2 on my phone (some hot ASOP binaries, right off Google's servers) Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:10:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Major disaster: No Nexus 4 on Verizon. This is bullshit. Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:13:52 PMTwitter for Android
This is some fuckin bullshit that I was forced to work from home tomorrow because of a release. It's pink day/ a bake sale for cancer. Monday, October 22, 2012 1:40:40 AMTwitter Web Client
That's some bullshit when a family walks in with like 5 kids at the barber Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
You've gotta be fuckin shitting me that's a fair ball. It was, but that's some bullshit luck Saturday, October 13, 2012 9:37:04 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit http://t.co/NGchK0l Friday, September 14, 2012 9:27:22 PMInstagram
This whole fuckin process and way we do things around here is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit Tuesday, September 11, 2012 5:59:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Maresc is currently out drinking me. This is bullshit Thursday, August 30, 2012 2:04:03 PMTwitter for Android
Motherfuckers need to stop goin around NYC swinging knives & poppin peeps. This is bullshit. Also, the cops will kill you. So enjoy Friday, August 24, 2012 11:54:57 AMTwitter Web Client
There's a script on my desktop named bs.vbs. It does some bullshit Thursday, August 23, 2012 3:51:09 PMTwitter Web Client
This is bullshit. We're going to have a warm fall? Fuck that noise. Bring on cold weather: http://www.weather.com/news/weather-forecast/wsi-fall-temperature-outlook-20120820 Tuesday, August 21, 2012 1:56:57 PMTwitter Web Client
It's bullshit McDonalds Breakfasts end at 10:30AM. Derick just brough in an egg sandwich and it smells amazing and now I can't get breakfast Thursday, August 16, 2012 10:31:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Stuck on trains twice in one day. This is all a bunch of fuckin bullshit. I just wanna go home and sleep. I'm sick Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:57:59 PMTwitter for Android
It's a bunch of bullshit that HBO GO isn't available for Android 4.1 yet. HBO: Y U NO update your shit Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:33:46 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Is this Bullshit Summer Over Yet? Summer in NYC Blows http://t.co/Ugr3O1Z Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:29:01 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
All I do all day is talk on the phone with RackSpace. This is all bullshit. Wednesday, August 01, 2012 11:52:12 AMTwitter for Android
My eye stopped twitching all weekend but now it's going nuts again. This is some bullshit Sunday, July 29, 2012 8:07:41 PMTwitter for Android
PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo this is a bullshit statement. Everyone does it
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, July 22, 2012 8:09:37 PMTwitter for Android
This is some bullshit. Can I at least get a beer? Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:41:39 AMTwitter for Android
Its too fucking hot for any of this bullshit. Summer needs to end immediately Tuesday, July 17, 2012 7:13:59 PMTwitter for Android
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