298 results for bitch — page 2 of 3, showing 101–200
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Bitch you're married. Enough Wednesday, May 13, 2015 9:51:29 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is relentless. We are trying so hard to get her to leave and she just won't Friday, May 08, 2015 12:44:43 AMTwitter for Android
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a valid Office license up in this bitch? Months already. Friday, December 19, 2014 11:46:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Just was the IT bitch for the SVP of Enterprise Sales and the CTO. They didn't know how to change the TV input to a conference room computer Thursday, December 11, 2014 1:35:37 PMTwitter Web Client
If I don't get my way tomorrow I might literally shake a bitch Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:22:55 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew @MichaelShatin wake up crackers. I'm a bitch ass drinker and I am still awake Saturday, October 11, 2014 12:40:47 AMTwitter for Android
"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB Thursday, October 09, 2014 10:33:25 PMTwitter for Android
She looks like she was cut from marble. That bitch was marble Monday, June 30, 2014 10:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Trying to use curl on the Windows command line is a bitch and a half. Works in 2 seconds in cygwin... Convoluted ass syntax on windows. Tuesday, June 24, 2014 11:38:28 AMTwitter Web Client
DBA manager with the rainbow keyboard keeps ripping ass up in this bitch. http://t.co/03GOKOhmmH Thursday, May 29, 2014 4:08:56 PMTwitter for Android
This old bitch singing is pretty shitty Tuesday, May 27, 2014 8:10:13 PMTwitter for Android
Closing out old abandoned tickets. Very tempted to close them all with "Don't give a fuck about your bitch ass request, ho" Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:51:17 PMTwitter Web Client
This old bitch is watching loud videos on her phone. Shut the fuck up Friday, May 16, 2014 6:56:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch wearing three watches is a weirdo Wednesday, May 07, 2014 9:04:22 PMTwitter for Android
Company just did a scavenger hunt for answers on our intranet. if I didn't win this shit, they're fuckin mistaken. I RUN THIS BITCH Thursday, April 24, 2014 1:27:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew Friday, April 04, 2014 1:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
Not pleased that there's someone with either tuberculosis or lung cancer on this plane. Someone quarantine this bitch! Sunday, March 16, 2014 2:50:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck Sunday, March 02, 2014 9:25:55 PMTwitter for Android
Didn't even get in yet and this dumb bitch VP is all up my ass because his monitoring triggered 3 false alarms. Bitch, everyone disposes you Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:42:33 AMTwitter for Android
OMG this is the sex. Gonna flash custom firmware on this bitch https://t.co/ghSBMhixra Thursday, February 27, 2014 12:54:20 AMTwitter Web Client
The driver "You're such a fuckin pussy bitch" Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:23:27 AMTwitter for Android
This old bitch smells like crusted piss Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:51:59 AMTwitter for Android
Bitch get yourself checked out Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:44:20 AMTwitter for Android
I can spot a bad bitch from a mile away. My slutdar is top notch. Thursday, December 26, 2013 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
”You mind riding bitch?" Best quote of the whole movie.. Saturday, December 14, 2013 8:36:22 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch is so fucking orange, I'm about to get a tan off that glow. Saturday, December 14, 2013 4:54:28 PMTwitter for Android
Mary Poppins the bitch from sound of music Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:35:43 PMTwitter for Android
Danny just asked me to bring him a water with ice. Fuckin pussy. Drink alcohol bitch Saturday, October 26, 2013 11:36:36 PMTwitter for Android
Our facebook app was broken. Came home from the bar. Bitch on call had no clue. CTO said we couldn't be drunk and I fixed it anyway. SUCK IT Monday, September 30, 2013 11:38:14 PMTwitter Web Client
This company makes me want to shake a bitch #booker Tuesday, September 24, 2013 12:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a crazy assed bitch. Monday, September 16, 2013 7:56:41 PMTwitter for Android
Second week in a row I fucked up the Sunday Sudoku in the Daily News. Dumbass bitch... So mad at myself. Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:36:58 PMTwitter for Android
There's a lot of boogers up in that bitch Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:23:06 PMtxt
Whoever's got the herbs up in this bitch. Sheeeeeit Thursday, August 22, 2013 7:11:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the fucking RackSpace Cloud. Get me AWS up in this bitch Tuesday, August 13, 2013 11:16:32 AMTwitter Web Client
TK and recruiting bitch: Shut the fuck up or talk somewhere not near my deask. Thursday, August 08, 2013 9:37:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Our database makes me want to shake a bitch Monday, August 05, 2013 5:28:53 PMTwitter for Android
@BadPointer is a bitch for not coming to Hass' going away party sooner Friday, July 26, 2013 11:13:25 PMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. They made me a Foursquare Superuser and I've been up all night correcting shit Friday, July 26, 2013 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
To the dumb bitch who ran into a blind woman with a guide dog in Grand Central... I hope you get run over by a train. Tuesday, July 16, 2013 7:57:14 AMTwitter for Android
@Waspito bitch were getting hammered tomorrow
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, July 13, 2013 12:10:23 AMTwitter for Android
@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Friday, July 12, 2013 7:48:55 PMTwitter for Android
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit. Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:29:19 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch on the train is fuckin screaming Sunday, June 23, 2013 3:18:18 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch needs more cores and RAM: http://t.co/kTvGFkIgT8 Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:41:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Bitch get me a 30. @SonicBlur23 Friday, June 14, 2013 4:22:44 PMTwitter for Android
Legit needed to put ear plugs in to prevent myself from punching this dumb phone assed noisy bitch in the face Monday, June 10, 2013 7:34:58 PMTwitter for Android
What kind of dumb bitch setups up a load balancer to round robin to one server in the pool? #hood #booker #Niraj Monday, June 03, 2013 9:57:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Eric is a dumb bitch Wednesday, May 29, 2013 3:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
OVERHEARD at Booker... Paula, our recruiter. "I think the bigger ones are better. I want a big one" (computer displays you sick bitch) Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:16:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch" Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:56:45 PMTwitter for Android
Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:37:31 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch bring me another beer. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:29:25 PMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo. If I lose this beer pong tournament, I'll shake a bitch Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:54:05 PMTwitter for Android
Me to Danny: "Bitch. Make me a taco" Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:55:03 PMTwitter for Android
Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox Friday, May 03, 2013 6:35:05 PMTwitter for Android
Might actually cunt punt Grace for being an absolute wise cracking bitch ass. Go off on her Joe Pesce style, like Spider in Goodfellas Friday, April 26, 2013 3:51:32 PMTwitter Web Client
This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick Friday, April 12, 2013 1:38:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Overheard: "How can your flat assed face not be at McDonalds, bitch" Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:14:07 PMTwitter for Android
This Dr on Body of Proof should stop being a bitch and get back with this cop. He does everything for her Thursday, April 04, 2013 11:00:23 PMTwitter for Android
Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way. Monday, April 01, 2013 6:47:39 PMTwitter for Android
♪ Payback's a motherfuckin bitch but I won't stress and I won't switch ♪ Monday, March 25, 2013 5:25:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Fucking people... I sometimes have the urge to shake a bitch.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 3:08:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight. Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:48:27 AMTwitter Web Client
FIX. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BUILDS. Nothing fucking compiles up in this bitch Tuesday, March 19, 2013 1:37:57 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702 Tuesday, March 19, 2013 3:37:48 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck Friday, March 15, 2013 1:19:10 AMTwitter for Android
On this bitch ass train for an hour and didn't even make it 20 miles north of NYC. Fucking MTA Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:27:06 PMTwitter for Android
Mark Texieria is a pussy assed bitch who's always injured and a huge flop of a contract. Fuckin waste of life hitting .260 Thursday, March 07, 2013 8:44:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp no wonder everyone says this bitch smells. She's eating 500 sprigs of asparagus... Piss could probably wake the dead. Monday, March 04, 2013 12:57:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch. Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Hwy bitch. Can you fuckin like... Watch your kid and have him walk next to you and not in my path. Because I will boot him Monday, February 18, 2013 1:58:57 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a crazy ass bitch Friday, February 08, 2013 10:39:03 AMTwitter Web Client
'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch Thursday, February 07, 2013 5:10:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Might shake a bitch Wednesday, January 30, 2013 5:29:52 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You're a Dumb Bitch http://t.co/kTg3yXG Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:55:08 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
son of a bitch. take this turntable away from me. will spend all my money on grunge records Monday, January 21, 2013 9:00:44 PMTwitter Web Client
It smells like nasty assed, stale, overly strong coffee up in this bitch Monday, January 07, 2013 9:30:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Son of a bitch. Was just informed by @RockNationRadio that Dave Grohl was at Sirius and I didn't get the invite. http://t.co/Iou7vSn Monday, December 10, 2012 1:23:31 PMTwitter Web Client
This is fuckin karma. I wasn't sympathetic enough for the bitch ass who missed her stop on Tuesday Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:44:16 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch these players hate me. Time to move out Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:30:34 AMTwitter for Android
This dumb blonde bitch is paid all day to shop online and steal my equipment Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:39:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Just called Kevin Rose a bitch... Monday, November 26, 2012 8:49:31 PMTwitter for Android
@kevinrose Android 4.2 > iOS, bitch!
In reply to @kevinrose's tweet
Monday, November 26, 2012 8:49:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Lennon son of a bitch. Its in my DVR. #spoiler
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:55:53 PMTwitter for Android
She's doing bitch face! http://t.co/GwtuT1C Saturday, November 17, 2012 11:22:27 PMInstagram
"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass." Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray) Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PMTwitter for Android
yeah yeah yeah fuckin suck a dick bitch Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj - bring me a mother fuckin' beer, bitch. Can't you see I'm the mayor here on Foursquare? You're welcome Tuesday, October 23, 2012 5:14:48 PMTwitter Web Client
X-Tina just beat me 10-5 in fooseball. Bitch ass trick Friday, October 19, 2012 7:01:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm such a dumb bitch. Lost my buckyballs and thought someone stole them and they were around my neck Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:56:30 PMTwitter Web Client
That's fucked up. You're a bitch and that's awesome. Sunday, September 30, 2012 3:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
If I'm not the most interesting, crazy assed bitch you follow on twitter you're a lame. Friday, September 28, 2012 8:24:46 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch ass should not be wearing an exclusive company T-Shirt on the grounds that she's not doing the charity walk and didn't donate. Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:42 AMTwitter Web Client
When the fuck is it going to be mother fucking 55 degrees or less. It's too fucking hot in this bitch Thursday, September 27, 2012 9:17:44 AMTwitter Web Client